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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,314 --> 00:00:23,930 This is gonna be tough. 2 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:28,818 Um... my sister means a lot to me. 3 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:33,190 I feel incredibly lucky and blessed to have you 4 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:35,985 not only as my daughter but as my very best friend. 5 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,572 Oh. 6 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:39,783 While Devery was growing up, many doubted 7 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:41,493 that the words "Devery" and "wedding"... 8 00:00:42,918 --> 00:00:45,581 ...would ever be used simultaneously. 9 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:50,173 If there's one important lesson my parents have taught me 10 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:52,630 to a great life and a happy marriage, 11 00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:54,965 it's to always have a drink in your hand. 12 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:59,098 And since Seth is one of my best friends 13 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:01,304 and you just embarrassed Seth, 14 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:03,936 I got his back, and I'm about to embarrass Jillian. 15 00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:07,474 And I saw Camille laugh, then I knew you were the one. 16 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:10,109 God bless you both. I love you. 17 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:12,110 I would like to propose a toast. 18 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,397 - Raise your glasses. - Cheers. 19 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:15,552 Cheers. 20 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:16,576 Cheers. 21 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:23,285 So... 22 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:26,326 here you are... getting married. 23 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:27,585 Ugh. 24 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,460 You always said I'd be the first to go, 25 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:34,842 but... I guess this makes sense. 26 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:38,129 It's just like the sleepovers we used to have. 27 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:39,843 We were young... 28 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:41,632 - but we were kings. - Ben. 29 00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:43,972 A group of guys trying to stay up as late as we could. 30 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:46,354 Nothing could make us surrender our freedom. 31 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:47,398 - Ben. - Yes. Alice. 32 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,148 Sorry, but I have a question. 33 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:51,149 Why is this whole thing about sleeping children? 34 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:52,981 It's an allegory. Can you just let me finish? 35 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:55,989 Oh! Okay. Well, as an allegory, then this is amazing. 36 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:57,260 You promised you'd be supportive. 37 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:58,900 I am! I just told you it's amazing. 38 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,614 Keep going. 39 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:04,076 See, there are a couple of phases to every sleepover. 40 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,036 First there's the beginning of the night, 41 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:07,541 when everything's perfect 42 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:09,543 and it seems like no one's ever going to bed. 43 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:12,877 Then a few guys pass out, and everyone makes fun of them 44 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:14,335 for being weak and soft. 45 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:16,091 - Soft? - Okay. 46 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:20,255 But slowly, the rest pass out, and before you know it, 47 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:24,096 it's down to you and one other person. 48 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,852 That was always me and Matt. 49 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,809 Brothers in arms. 50 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,311 Well, that was fuckin' weird. 51 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:32,851 All right. The speech is good. 52 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:35,816 - You're just being a dick. - Um, I'm sorry, Ben. 53 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:38,356 Do you know what a best-man's speech is? 54 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:42,118 It is one man's heartfelt truth spoken publicly to another man 55 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,869 who happens to be getting married 56 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:45,746 and leaving me behind forever. 57 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:47,373 - Eesh. - I'm fine. 58 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:48,999 - Yeah? - I know how that sounded. 59 00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:50,535 I'm fine. I'm happy for Matt. 60 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,544 - Clearly. - No, I-I really am. 61 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:55,206 And plus, I got someone to look forward to. 62 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:56,624 Jess Ramsey's in the house tonight. 63 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:57,963 Who? 64 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,674 Jess Ramsey. You know who she is. 65 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:02,884 Remember she came to visit our dorm freshman year? 66 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:04,765 She almost spent the night in my room. 67 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:06,663 We did that play in high school where we had to kiss, 68 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,849 but then, at the after-party, we actually kissed. 69 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:10,229 I'm really sorry, Ben. 70 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:11,834 I must have cleared out the memory of her 71 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,224 to make space for something else. 72 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:15,734 - Okay. This has been great. - I agree. 73 00:03:15,779 --> 00:03:17,941 But I think it's time for you to go back to your room. 74 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:19,230 I don't like my room. 75 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:20,635 I got to get to my best-man duties. 76 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:22,321 - Come on. - Duties? What duties? 77 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,326 Pictures, mingling. There's a lot of mingling. 78 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,363 - Well, I've got zero duties. - Come on. 79 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:27,781 Ben, I'm trying to help you, okay? 80 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:30,450 A wedding speech is just making people laugh. 81 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:32,084 This Ramsey girl doesn't want to hear 82 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:34,291 your weird, jealous sendoff for Matt. 83 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:36,080 I'm not jealous. 84 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:38,090 You're a little jelly. 85 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:39,876 You're a little jellybean. Boop-boop-beep. 86 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:41,544 Okay. Bye, Alice. 87 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:42,757 Okay. Bye. 88 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:44,217 Your speech sucked. 89 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:46,508 Just tell them a funny story. 90 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,927 You'll thank me later. 91 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:50,766 Fuck. 92 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:55,104 But somehow Amanda still thought Matt was attractive after that. 93 00:03:57,738 --> 00:04:01,448 So I'd like to raise a glass... 94 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:05,067 ...to Matt and Amanda. 95 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,077 I love you guys so much. Congratulations. 96 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:13,209 - Great speech. - Thank you. Appreciate it. 97 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:16,041 Dude, get over here. That was amazing. 98 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,817 - Thank you so much! - You liked it? You liked it? 99 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:19,377 - Loved it. - Oh, good. 100 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:20,712 That was so good, Ben! 101 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,155 - Thank you. - Oh, my God. Of course. 102 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:23,511 Oh, it was so good. 103 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:25,467 I can't believe you told the hot dog story. 104 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:26,847 I had to tell it. 105 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:28,724 I'm sure Bubbe loved the hot dog story. 106 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,371 - I think she kind of did. - She had to hear it. 107 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:32,057 - Maybe? - All right. 108 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,167 Let's get that bride and groom out on the dance floor. 109 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:36,002 We'll see you in a second. 110 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:38,609 Yes. Go. Go. Have fun. 111 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:47,072 - Oh. Thanks, guy. - Dude, great speech. 112 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,658 Thank you. Thank you. 113 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:52,414 There he is. Best speech of the night. 114 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,075 Yeah. Thanks, guys, really. 115 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,663 Oh! 116 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:57,954 Looks like it wasn't such a bad speech after all. 117 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:01,124 You changed the whole thing 'cause of me. 118 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:02,712 I saved the speech. 119 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:05,048 I'm a hero. Mm. 120 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:07,930 Did you get blackout while I was up there? 121 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:10,182 Did you get blackout when you were up there? 122 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:11,227 Fucking hell. 123 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:13,311 Ben, that was so good. 124 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:14,471 Oh, my God. Thanks, Kelly. 125 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:16,560 - It was so sweet. - Really? It was? 126 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:18,019 Okay. 127 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,736 Whoo. Watch out. 128 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:33,326 Alice. 129 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,332 You're dancing all alone over here. 130 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:38,461 That's the name of my new book. 131 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:39,712 Hey. Hey. I know. 132 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:41,463 I have been so completely wrapped up 133 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:43,249 in all this wedding shit. 134 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:44,737 I was meaning to call you. But I heard about you and Nate. 135 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,548 - I'm so sorry. - Oh, fine. 136 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:48,588 Let's not talk about it here. 137 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,007 Oh, my God. Anne! My God! 138 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,800 Congratulations! 139 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,139 Ben King! 140 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,553 Jess Ramsey. 141 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,517 I have been trying to talk to you all night. 142 00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:58,852 Here's the thing. 143 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,419 I'm the best man, so I'm a little busy. 144 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:03,356 - I have a lot going on. - I noticed. I did. 145 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:05,943 - And the speech was so good. - Oh, my God. Thank you so much. 146 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:08,108 Yeah, thanks. Took us forever to write it. 147 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:09,679 - Oh, you helped with the speech? - Yeah. 148 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,410 - No. - Just the good parts, though. 149 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:13,992 The pedophilia shit was all this guy. 150 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,874 Alice, I think there's another dance floor in the basement. 151 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:18,284 What? 152 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:19,730 There's another dance floor in the basement. 153 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:21,165 You should go find it. 154 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,331 You're a bad person. 155 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:26,959 Is that your girlfriend? 156 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:28,753 Her? N-No. No. That's just Alice. 157 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,783 She's my friend from college. 158 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:32,799 We're gonna slow things down here. 159 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:34,683 Uh, shall we? 160 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,560 Oh. Sure. 161 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:39,188 I got to warn you, I got some pretty great moves. 162 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:43,059 - How you been? - Good. I've been good. 163 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:44,964 You know, it's wedding season, so I've been kind of... 164 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,695 Depressed? Totally. 165 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,356 I was gonna say busy. 166 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,240 Yes. Busy. Busy is the word. 167 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:51,821 - Yeah. - Ben! 168 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:54,032 Ben! 169 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,366 Oh. 170 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,657 Looks like Alice found a new boyfriend. 171 00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:00,747 Ben, come touch this kid's arm. He's so soft. 172 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:03,538 She's not usually like this. She's going through a breakup. 173 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:06,503 Is she okay? I mean, should you go help her? 174 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:08,463 Um, I-I think she's fine. 175 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:10,127 Ben, come touch him! 176 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:12,217 Oh, my God. It's gorgeous out here. 177 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,177 - Yeah. - I thought the inside was great. 178 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:16,137 Then I saw the outside and I'm like, 179 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:17,768 "What have I been doing inside?" 180 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:19,098 It's fantastic. 181 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,514 Are you sure Alice is gonna be okay? 182 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,933 Yeah, yeah. She got in the shuttle back to the hotel. 183 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:26,944 As long as she can make her way to her room, she should be fine. 184 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:28,945 I feel like that might be a challenge for her. 185 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:31,903 Oh, it's definitely up for grabs. Yes. 186 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,659 You totally could have stayed with her. 187 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:35,490 I'm just gonna get a car and head home. 188 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:38,121 No, no, no. I mean, I feel like I so rarely get to see you. 189 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,828 This was so great to just catch up. 190 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:41,325 - Yeah. - Yeah. 191 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:43,022 Alice and I, we're not even really that close. 192 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:45,038 She just needs a shoulder to cry on right now. 193 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:46,672 And you get to be the lucky shoulder. 194 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:50,960 Yeah. I feel really, um, blessed and honored. 195 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:53,504 That's one of the many gifts of being at the singles' table. 196 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:56,515 You get all the singles that come with it. 197 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:58,471 Yeah. It sounds like you need a new table. 198 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,557 Well, you got to be in a relationship for that. 199 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,016 That can't be a problem for you. 200 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:04,352 You're cute and charming and funny. 201 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,358 - Go on. - Oh, stop. 202 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,112 - Oh, my God. - Oh, God. Oh, uh... 203 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,613 I'm s... Was that... 204 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:12,899 Did I... What just happened? 205 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:14,220 Did I just do something horrible? 206 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:16,110 It's okay. Just, um, I'm engaged. 207 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:19,951 Jesus. I... Okay. Was that there the whole time? 208 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,457 - Yeah. - Okay. 209 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,145 I guess I got to start looking out for those. 210 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,660 Um, I'm so sorry. 211 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:25,874 - I had no idea. - It's okay. 212 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:27,504 Uh, I should get a car, though, 213 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:29,711 'cause I have this crazy day tomorrow and I need to... 214 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,921 Yeah. Yeah. For sure. 215 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,796 It was so nice seeing you, though. 216 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,387 Yeah! Yeah. This, um, this... this was great. 217 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:39,435 - Yep. - Yeah. 218 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:41,560 - Oh. - Okay. 219 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:43,937 Well... 220 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:46,395 - Yeah. Bye, Jess. See ya. - Bye, Ben. 221 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:55,446 Oh, fuck, yeah. 222 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:01,117 Oh, God. Oh. 223 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:02,907 What are you doing? 224 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,542 I'm catching up on old episodes of "Bones." 225 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:08,295 - Oh, fuck! - How did you get in here? 226 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:10,831 I stole one of your key cards this morning. 227 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:13,297 Well, that's just a huge violation of privacy. 228 00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:14,755 I'm sorry! 229 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,261 Yeah. 230 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,548 How'd it go with blondie? 231 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:19,841 I ate shit. 232 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:23,102 Went in for the kiss. Did not go well. 233 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:26,389 Apparently, she's engaged, because of course she is. 234 00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:28,774 Though I feel a little led on 235 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:31,982 'cause she touches me a lot for someone with a fiancé. 236 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:35,440 Whoa, whoa. Hey, hey. 237 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:36,492 Hey. 238 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,280 All right? 239 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:40,536 What's wrong? 240 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:44,535 Is this a Nate thing? 241 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,826 No, it's not a Nate thing! God! 242 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:48,665 Okay, okay. 243 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:52,457 It's just why does everyone have to get married now? 244 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:54,296 So it is a Nate thing. 245 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:57,587 My little sister's getting married before me. 246 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,722 And I have four more to do this year. 247 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:00,973 Four! 248 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,098 Yeah. 249 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,884 I got you beat. 250 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,553 Six. 251 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,148 I feel like once everybody saw 30 on the horizon, 252 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:11,058 they were like, "Hey, guys. 253 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:14,354 Um, you know what? I would like to get engaged." 254 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:16,613 - Hey, Ben? - Here. 255 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:18,820 Will you come to Jason and Sarah's wedding with me 256 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,279 next weekend? 257 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:22,911 Alice, I'm not looking to go to more of these. 258 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,993 I already told them I was bringing someone 259 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,452 when Nate and I were still together, 260 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:29,289 and I really don't want to go alone. 261 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:33,880 There's gonna be a lot of cute girls there. 262 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:35,132 You might meet someone, 263 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:37,293 someone even better than Jen Rimbly. 264 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:39,883 Jess Ramsey, but yeah, I hear you. 265 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,547 Please. 266 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:43,465 Please, Ben. 267 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,062 I promise you're gonna meet someone, 268 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,642 and if you don't, 269 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:52,058 I will pay someone to take care of you. 270 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,601 No. No deal. 271 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,019 So we have a deal. 272 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,034 Oh. 273 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:04,240 Oh, shit. Um, okay. 274 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:05,289 Here. Here. Here. 275 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,371 Okay. Okay. 276 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,207 You're okay. 277 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,409 Hey. 278 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:53,578 Alice. 279 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,041 Aah! 280 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:57,126 - You're home. - What the fuck? 281 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:01,127 You're such an asshole. 282 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:04,547 ♪ Every night I'm down ♪ 283 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:07,012 - Bye. - ♪ Got my face on the floor ♪ 284 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:11,558 ♪ Where there once was sound ♪ 285 00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:14,064 ♪ There isn't anymore ♪ 286 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:18,352 ♪ Now you're falling through ♪ 287 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:21,693 ♪ The leak in your pool ♪ 288 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:25,902 ♪ I can see the stars ♪ 289 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:28,037 ♪ Spinning over you ♪ 290 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,118 ♪ And falling too ♪ 291 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,050 Y'ello. What's up, T.J.? 292 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,681 How are you, man? Um, listen. 293 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,136 I was wondering. 294 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:51,518 You and me tonight, going out like old times. 295 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,178 What do you think? 296 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:56,269 ♪ I was once a young man, but I'm not anymore ♪ 297 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,058 Wait. Wait. What? 298 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,443 That's crazy! 299 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:02,355 Since when are you in a relationship, dude? 300 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,239 With... With Dry Lips? 301 00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:07,033 No. You called her that, man. 302 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,070 ♪ I can see the stars ♪ 303 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,409 All right. Well, cool. Let's chill soon, huh? 304 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,165 Later. 305 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:19,330 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck! 306 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:34,682 Hey, Dad. Uh, are you free tomorrow? 307 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,973 You want to meet up in the morning? 308 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:39,688 Yeah, 7:00, uh, 7:00 works. 309 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,418 Dad, you here? 310 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,512 Stranger! Stranger! 311 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,423 Hey. Hey, guys. 312 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:12,745 - Stranger! Stranger! - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 313 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,260 I'm not... I'm not a stranger. 314 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:15,803 Boys, boys, boys, boys! 315 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,266 - Hey. - Mom, a stranger. 316 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,102 No, it's Ben. You know Ben. 317 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,311 - Hi, Ben. - Hi, Gina. 318 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,851 Come here, sweetie. Come on. 319 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:23,986 Sorry. We had a little sleepover last night. 320 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,896 Chuck! You know what? 321 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,359 Your dad should be down in a minute. 322 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,365 - He's a stranger. - He is not a stranger. 323 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:31,447 Come on, boys. We're gonna get some naps today. 324 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:32,953 Um, Ben, it was good to see you. 325 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,683 - Good to see you, too, Gina. - Guys, come on. 326 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,143 Let's not hit Mommy with the duck, okay? 327 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,703 Dad? 328 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:40,665 All right. Get ready for the magic. 329 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,259 Am I on the green? 330 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,136 No. 331 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,594 Are you lying? 332 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,722 Yeah, Dad, I'm lying. 333 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,807 Oh, drat. 334 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:56,847 Don't say "drat." You're not 100. 335 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,559 I like "drat." It feels classic. 336 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,098 Oh. 337 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,561 - My God. - How's work? 338 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,694 Yeah. It's, uh, it's fine. It's not great. 339 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,716 Honestly, I'm thinking of moving on to something else, 340 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,107 maybe getting into teaching, maybe writing. 341 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,572 - Maybe astronaut? - Okay. 342 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,556 I just don't think my heart's in this anymore, you know? 343 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,913 I miss the days when we were just a scrappy start-up. 344 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,540 It's a job. 345 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:21,327 What is it with you young people having to love your work? 346 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,871 I don't have to love my work. It's just... I don't know. 347 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,336 It'd be great if I wasn't miserable while I was there. 348 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:29,047 Sometimes I wonder how you got so picky. 349 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,836 You spoiled me? 350 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,010 So it seems like Gina's been staying over a lot lately. 351 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,425 Yeah. That's getting pretty serious. 352 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,888 Oh. 353 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,475 - We are horrible today. - Yeah. 354 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,560 What's uh, what's "pretty serious" mean? 355 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,725 Well, I just proposed to her. 356 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,776 What? 357 00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:48,424 Yeah. We're getting married end of October. 358 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,064 Jesus Christ! 359 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,823 When were you gonna tell me? 360 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,404 Now. This is it... me telling you. 361 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,194 Dad, Gina's like half your age. 362 00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:56,828 So? She makes me happy, Ben. 363 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,535 Yeah. So did Mom once. 364 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,667 Yeah, and we gave it our best shot for 16 years. 365 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:05,455 Dad, I-I just feel like maybe marriage... 366 00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,042 isn't your thing, you know? 367 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,834 I mean, you've already had two that have failed. 368 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,843 I don't view either of them as failures. 369 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:15,256 I'm just asking you... to pace yourself 370 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,391 so you don't make the same mistakes you have before. 371 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:20,394 Gina would like to get to know you over dinner this weekend. 372 00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:23,272 All of us. I'd like you to come by. 373 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,016 You know what? I-I actually can't. 374 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,355 I told a friend I'd go to a wedding with her. 375 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,020 Maybe next weekend? 376 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,904 Yeah. We'll see. 377 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:36,485 I know. It's... I know. I got it. I got it. 378 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:39,075 So Sarah may not know how to jet ski... 379 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:43,875 ...but she's a pretty good little sister. 380 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:47,084 Anyway, the question will always remain... 381 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,542 Which came first, 382 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:52,210 Jason's proposal... or Sarah's pregnancy? 383 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,719 Real chicken-or-the-egg situation there. 384 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,595 But we're all, uh, super excited 385 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,259 to have a ba... new baby in the family. 386 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:03,179 So... congrats, you guys. 387 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:11,931 ♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 388 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,647 ♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 389 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,110 ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪ 390 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,492 Nate took all the books when he moved out. 391 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,073 Like what? Like I don't read? 392 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,407 You don't read. 393 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:21,947 It's like he doesn't think I'm smart, 394 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,116 like he's the reader. 395 00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,830 Oh. And I didn't tell you. 396 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,494 He's fucking somebody else. 397 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,038 He is? 398 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,833 He's fucking Shaina from accounting. 399 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,422 God. How do you not just fire her? 400 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,507 I should! I should fucking fire her. 401 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,297 Do it. Put her on the streets! 402 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,976 You promised me you'd introduce me to someone here, 403 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,433 but I haven't had a single meet-cute. 404 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,438 What is a meet-cute? 405 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,145 It's like when two people meet each other 406 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,900 and they instantly fall in love, 407 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:54,063 like when you reach for the same cereal at the grocery store 408 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,634 and it's adorable, and you're like, "Oh, my God. 409 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,219 You like Lucky Charms, too? That's amazing. 410 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,654 I'm Ben, by the way." 411 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,444 - ♪ Goodbye ♪ - Wow. 412 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,362 Okay. All right. 413 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,906 How about that girl? 414 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,245 She looks like she likes cereal. 415 00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:07,660 Uh, yeah. 416 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:08,919 - Yeah? - Yeah, I'm down. 417 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,170 All right. Good luck. 418 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,171 Oh, my God. 419 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,457 Sorry. 420 00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,091 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm good. 421 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,879 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's... That was my friend. 422 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,262 She has a social disorder. 423 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:22,266 I think I feel a connection happening! 424 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,267 She's funny. 425 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:26,304 No. No, no, no. She is not. 426 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,062 - I'm Ben. - Hi. I'm Kara. 427 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:31,976 Hi. Uh, how do you know Jason and Sarah? 428 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:34,857 Yo. 429 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,318 Hey. How'd it go? 430 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,483 Got a number, baby. 431 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:42,198 Yeah, baby. You're welcome. 432 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:45,330 Totally microwaved that hot meet-cute. 433 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:49,539 Yeah. I hate to say it, but thank you. 434 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:54,874 You know... we could, actually, like, do this 435 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,291 for all the weddings. 436 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:57,460 Do what? 437 00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:01,095 I take you, you take me. Win-win. 438 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,470 You're suggesting doubling down on weddings? 439 00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:06,100 - Like, on purpose? - No. 440 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,511 I'm suggesting teaming up 441 00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,429 to take on the love marathon together... 442 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,599 just like gang-bang it. 443 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,392 That's 10 weddings between us. 444 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,231 And I got some rough ones coming up. 445 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:18,488 Come on. How else are you gonna find single girls like that? 446 00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,489 You know, I actually do just fine 447 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:23,072 without you body-checking me into women. 448 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,406 - Ben. - Yeah. 449 00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:26,788 Ben, this is actually a great idea. 450 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,073 - Oh, is it? - Yeah. 451 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,707 What just happened... 452 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,709 that is proof that I can close for you, buddy. 453 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,245 Oh, you're right here. 454 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,254 - Yeah. - Okay. A little bit of space? 455 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,382 I'm gonna tee it up for you with the ladies. 456 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:39,042 I'll be your wingman. 457 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:42,213 I'll set you up so you can do your thing, you know? 458 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,011 What is happening here? 459 00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:48,427 This is you... getting pounded by a pussy. 460 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,015 Jesus Christ. 461 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,347 - You know, Alice... - What? 462 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,107 ...as enticing as that sounds, 463 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,505 I'm not really looking to go around just banging bridesmaids. 464 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,236 I know. I'm not saying that. 465 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:01,193 This is about exposure to relationship opportunities. 466 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,699 Move. 467 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,405 Your wingmen are gone. 468 00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:05,864 W-What are you gonna do? 469 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,700 You gonna hit the club solo 470 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:11,458 after pounding vodka Red Bulls in your apartment by yourself? 471 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:14,370 Ooh. That is bleak, man. 472 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:15,879 Why do you want this so much? 473 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,256 'Cause... 474 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,213 Ben, this is gonna be so much worse if we do it on our own. 475 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,424 We'll be stuck at singles' tables 476 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:28,809 and shelling out for hotel rooms to sleep in... alone. 477 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,678 At least I'd have a bed to myself. 478 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,814 - Oh, my God. Come on. - I'd rather not share. 479 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:36,191 I share beds with my girlfriends all the time. 480 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,818 Well, I'm not a girl, Alice. I'm a full-blown man. 481 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,113 A full-blown... 482 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,760 I'm not going to any more weddings with you. 483 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,026 - No! - Go to bed. 484 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,366 I'm not tired. 485 00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:01,170 What are you doing? You're on my side. 486 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,709 - I just want to cuddle. - No. 487 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:03,969 No cuddling. 488 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,845 What? You don't like cuddling? 489 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,131 I love cuddling. 490 00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,175 I just don't want to cuddle with you. 491 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:13,019 No. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Line. 492 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:14,554 Line of demarcation right here, 493 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,223 right down the middle of the bed. 494 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,517 You cross this line, you're entering foreign airspace 495 00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:19,880 and you'll be shot out of the sky. 496 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,440 It's just cuddling. 497 00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:22,946 No. 498 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,197 No way. No. 499 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:25,948 - Not fair. - Not fair? 500 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,721 If I get a boner, you'll think I think you're attractive, 501 00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:28,972 and you'll never let me live that down. 502 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,578 Oh, my God. Okay. 503 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,956 I promise I won't read any subtext into your boner. 504 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,616 - You're gonna read the boner. - I'm not. 505 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:36,284 Well, let's say I don't get a boner 506 00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:38,078 and you can't fall asleep 507 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,941 because my flaccid penis is making you feel ugly. 508 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:43,299 Jesus. Are you always this big of a spaz in bed? 509 00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:47,429 No. I just... I just don't want to cuddle with you, okay? 510 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,556 Cuddling doesn't have to be sexual. 511 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,432 It can be about feeling close to someone. 512 00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:54,811 I feel close enough to you over here. 513 00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,400 What if I'm big spoon? 514 00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:01,980 No. No. No. 515 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:04,612 You're not cradling my body. That's horrifying. 516 00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:07,866 What about tickle scratching? 517 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:10,243 What the fuck is tickle scratching? 518 00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:14,201 We, like... We scratch each other's backs in a gentle way, 519 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,457 but it's not weird. 520 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:16,742 It's like... 521 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:18,878 What? 522 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:21,337 Oh, God damn it. 523 00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:32,515 Alice. 524 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,096 What? 525 00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:36,602 I'll do the wedding thing with you. 526 00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,518 Really? 527 00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:41,520 Yeah. 528 00:22:42,403 --> 00:22:43,814 Thank you, thank you, thank you! 529 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:46,105 Oh. Okay. 530 00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:48,610 Ben? 531 00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:49,775 Yeah. 532 00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:52,069 - Can you feel my boner? - No. 533 00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:54,909 Um, Paul... 534 00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:56,914 Oh, God. Great times. 535 00:22:56,959 --> 00:23:00,123 Paul, remember the late-night taco trips in college? 536 00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:03,083 We used to... I don't know if you guys know. 537 00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:06,751 We used to go... We used to walk through the drive-through 538 00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:12,799 and, like, uh, and order... all of these tacos. 539 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:15,934 Uh... you know? 540 00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:18,846 Uh... Sorry. 541 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,856 I lost my place. 542 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,814 Oh, one second. 543 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,783 Ugh. 544 00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:41,201 What is that smell? 545 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,085 I tried to warn you. 546 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:45,247 And look at this. It's got two beds. 547 00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:47,461 My dear, look at this. 548 00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:51,469 Two whole beds for two human adults. 549 00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:55,632 Yeah. Yeah, this chateau is marvelous. 550 00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:57,471 - Benjy... - What is this voice? 551 00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:58,663 - What is it? - It's Australian. 552 00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:00,178 - Is it? - Yeah. 553 00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:04,520 Do you join me for some caviar on the veranda. 554 00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:05,809 Whatever. 555 00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:07,088 This place is fucking disgusting. 556 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:08,506 I'm gonna change and go to the pool. 557 00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:10,192 Okay. 558 00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:16,945 Hey, man. 559 00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:19,581 Okay. 560 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:21,207 Joshua. 561 00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:23,117 Joshua, will you not do that, please? 562 00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:25,332 You freak people out when you do that. 563 00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:27,261 That little fucker's gonna kill someone someday. 564 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:28,665 I just know it. 565 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:30,800 You know, the other day, he asked me for my teeth 566 00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:32,176 so that he could eat them. 567 00:24:35,349 --> 00:24:37,306 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to laugh. 568 00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:38,967 No. It's fine. 569 00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:40,931 I do. I have a demon child. 570 00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:44,014 - I'm Ellie, by the way. - Hi. 571 00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:45,557 - This is, uh, Maggie. - Hey. 572 00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:46,816 I'm Alice. 573 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:48,129 - You here for the wedding? - Yeah. 574 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:49,381 You friends with Paul or Marissa? 575 00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:50,566 Uh, neither. 576 00:24:50,614 --> 00:24:53,823 I'm, uh, I'm that guy's plus one. 577 00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:56,026 - Oh. - Hm. 578 00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:58,240 - So you're one of those girls. - One of what? 579 00:24:58,288 --> 00:25:00,183 One of those Asian girls that only dates white guys. 580 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,790 - Oh, my God. - No, I'm not. That's insane. 581 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:04,872 I... My ex was Asian. 582 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,627 "Was"? Did he die? 583 00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:08,664 Yeah. I'd like to think that he did. 584 00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:10,878 Seems to me like you're due for a white guy. 585 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,963 - Am I? - It's the Ping-Pong Effect. 586 00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:15,880 You always date the opposite of the person you just dated. 587 00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:19,139 Are Asians and whites opposite? 588 00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:20,662 Oh, my God. You'll have to excuse my sister. 589 00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:22,723 She has a tendency to be racist. 590 00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:25,058 I just want to know if she's smashing that hot guy 591 00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:26,107 in the pool. 592 00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:27,440 What, Ben? 593 00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:29,441 - God, no. - Why not? 594 00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:32,445 'Cause Ben doesn't date people. He dates ideas. 595 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:35,607 And trust me, I'm not his type of idea. Blah. 596 00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:38,072 Well, what is his type of idea? 597 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:39,361 Why? Are you interested? 598 00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:41,780 I haven't talked to him, but he's cute. 599 00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:43,664 Well, I can totally hook that shit up. 600 00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:46,417 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, for sure. 601 00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:52,256 It has not been an easy ride. 602 00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:53,883 And I know that. 603 00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:55,919 And I know what I've put you through. 604 00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:58,721 And I know how I can be. 605 00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:00,302 I can be tough. 606 00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:02,762 But you're always there... 607 00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:04,302 It's so fucking hot. 608 00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:06,846 ...always ready to catch me when I fall. 609 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:09,391 Always my best friend. 610 00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:11,212 - I need to pee. - If we can just sit on the couch 611 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:13,339 and eat Chinese food and watch "The Great British Bake Off" 612 00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:15,467 - for the rest of our lives... - I'm gonna make a run for it. 613 00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:17,608 No. Wait. Wait. Wait. I think we're nearing the end. 614 00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:19,742 ...because we're gonna raise beautiful babies! 615 00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:21,097 He's fucking talking about babies. 616 00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:22,487 I'm literally gonna piss myself. 617 00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:24,872 Can you tell your girlfriend to keep it down? 618 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:27,034 I'm sorry, but she's literally gonna piss herself. 619 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,327 And I'm not his girlfriend. 620 00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:30,370 That's disgusting and presumptuous. 621 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,835 May the blessings of life and the joy of love 622 00:26:32,883 --> 00:26:34,590 be your constant companion. 623 00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:36,627 You may now seal your union with a kiss. 624 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,345 Let's go. 625 00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:40,675 Yes! 626 00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:42,932 Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. 627 00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:45,263 Ah! Ben, this is Maggie. She's into you, okay? 628 00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:48,225 Have fun. Don't fuck it up. Excuse me. Excuse me. 629 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,060 That was... unexpected. 630 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,975 Yeah. She does that. 631 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:54,189 Uh, do you want to get a beer? 632 00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:56,271 Yeah. I'd love to. 633 00:26:56,323 --> 00:26:57,905 Maybe just let them finish up first. 634 00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:59,612 Of course. Yeah. 635 00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:01,902 Great job, guys. 636 00:27:02,412 --> 00:27:04,654 All right. 637 00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:06,163 Everybody... Everybody, on your cups! 638 00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:07,494 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 639 00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:09,792 Ready! Go! 640 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:12,871 ♪ There goes the day ♪ 641 00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:14,835 ♪ Oh, what a shame ♪ 642 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:16,624 - ♪ It's okay ♪ - Don't look at me! 643 00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:18,418 ♪ It's all the same ♪ 644 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:20,006 ♪ It's okay ♪ 645 00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:22,297 ♪ It's all right ♪ 646 00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:25,808 ♪ Because the day is just another night ♪ 647 00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:30,848 ♪ Oh, when you came back from the scene, it's true ♪ 648 00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:33,516 ♪ You brought a melody ♪ 649 00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:36,653 ♪ Oh, I know it's hard, but you stay with me ♪ 650 00:27:36,697 --> 00:27:40,066 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 651 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:41,821 I'm just gonna say it. 652 00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:45,362 You look like someone who would do okay on "Survivor." 653 00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:46,450 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 654 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:48,114 Like, you think I'd win? 655 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:51,285 You're good-looking enough to get far 656 00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:53,578 but not good-looking enough to win. 657 00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:55,525 What does good-looking have to do with "Survivor"? 658 00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:57,461 You got to be built. 659 00:27:57,509 --> 00:28:00,092 You got to be fuckin'... 660 00:28:00,137 --> 00:28:01,218 and survive. 661 00:28:02,306 --> 00:28:04,548 The question was how are you so bad? 662 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,466 - It was... Okay. - How are you so bad? 663 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,350 I... Look. Okay. I'm bad at flip cup. 664 00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:10,182 I'm... I'm saying it. I'm admitting it. 665 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:11,687 I'm bad at flip cup! 666 00:28:11,732 --> 00:28:13,532 - He's bad at flip cup. - I'm bad at flip cup. 667 00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:17,978 Uh, hey, truth or dare. 668 00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:19,646 Truth. 669 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:23,567 Okay. I truth you to close your eyes. 670 00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:45,384 - This is bad. - Oh, really? 671 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:48,345 The diner tilapia wasn't a winner? 672 00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:50,180 That's a shocker. 673 00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:51,811 How was Maggie? 674 00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:54,598 Um... she was good. 675 00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:57,267 Yeah, you know, she was... she was really... 676 00:28:57,319 --> 00:28:59,106 Yeah. She was cool. 677 00:29:00,030 --> 00:29:02,113 Wow. You must really like her. 678 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:03,898 I don't... I don't know. I just, um... 679 00:29:03,951 --> 00:29:05,988 I don't think we have that long-term potential, 680 00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:07,572 but I had a fun time with her. 681 00:29:07,621 --> 00:29:09,203 You spent one night with her. 682 00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:11,351 How can you possibly know what kind of potential you have? 683 00:29:11,375 --> 00:29:14,038 Alice, when you've been single as long as I have, 684 00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:15,873 you know what you want. 685 00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:18,504 And when you know what you want, you can cut bait way quicker. 686 00:29:18,548 --> 00:29:20,164 Yeah, but you don't know what you want. 687 00:29:20,217 --> 00:29:22,004 You have the worst standards. 688 00:29:22,052 --> 00:29:23,918 I have realistic standards. 689 00:29:23,971 --> 00:29:25,633 I do. 690 00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:27,343 What about Jess Ramsey? 691 00:29:27,391 --> 00:29:29,053 I would date her, but she's engaged. 692 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:30,745 Why do you always say her first and last name 693 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,476 like some sort of serial killer? 694 00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:33,932 'Cause she's a firsty-lasty. 695 00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:35,643 It's the same thing with me. I'm Ben King. 696 00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:38,274 You're just jealous 'cause you're not a firsty-lasty... 697 00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:39,775 - Alice Mori. - All right. Fine. 698 00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:42,358 Let's pretend, for the sake of this argument, 699 00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:44,113 Jess Ramsey gets divorced tomorrow. 700 00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:46,444 She shows up on your doorstep, and she's like, 701 00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:51,409 "Oh, my God, Ben King! Let's be together! Unh!" 702 00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:53,368 That's not an impression of anything. 703 00:29:53,417 --> 00:29:54,999 You wouldn't last two weeks. 704 00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:56,750 You would find something wrong with her, 705 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,787 - and then you would bail. - That is not true. 706 00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:00,922 - Yes, it is. It's so true! - You don't know that. 707 00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:04,084 I'm just trying to make sure the person I end up with is right. 708 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:05,798 I'm trying to find, you know... 709 00:30:05,846 --> 00:30:07,115 - Do not say "the one." - ...the one. 710 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,630 Oh, my God. 711 00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:12,096 You're just... so stupid. 712 00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:13,680 I don't think I am. 713 00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:16,642 Someone as grotesquely tall and gangly as you 714 00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:18,226 doesn't have the right to be picky. 715 00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:20,392 Wow. Thank you so much, Alice. 716 00:30:20,444 --> 00:30:22,731 And what about you? How was Trevor? 717 00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:25,487 Oh, yeah. Nothing happened. I just got his number. 718 00:30:25,532 --> 00:30:27,148 - Okay. - But I just... 719 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,237 I got to do a little personal maintenance first. 720 00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:30,886 - Yeah. Sure. - You know what I'm saying? 721 00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:34,872 Got to run the raccoons... out of the trash cans. 722 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:36,248 I know... Alice, I know. 723 00:30:36,293 --> 00:30:38,285 - I got to mow the back lawn. - I got it. 724 00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:40,078 I've got a hairy ass and vagina. 725 00:30:40,130 --> 00:30:41,962 I heard you. 726 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:43,623 Alice, these are just excuses. 727 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,337 - You know that. - They're not excuses. 728 00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:48,799 I'm not in the mood to go on dates right now. That's it. 729 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:51,635 Are you gonna spend the rest of your life moping about Nate? 730 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:54,300 I'm not moping about Nate. 731 00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:56,686 Fuck! What the... It's just I... 732 00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:00,724 It takes me a while to open up to people, 733 00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:03,268 and I just don't want to give anyone that time right now. 734 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,061 Okay? 735 00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:07,947 How do you not think that you're moping about Nate? 736 00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:11,280 Every time I've seen you, you've just been like "Nate!" 737 00:31:11,787 --> 00:31:13,139 - "Nate!" - I hate when you do my voice. 738 00:31:13,163 --> 00:31:14,779 I literally hate it. 739 00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:16,726 - "Nate!" - Stop saying it so loud. 740 00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:18,561 Someone here can know who you're talking about. 741 00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:20,146 - Can you not say... - Does anyone here know Nate? 742 00:31:20,170 --> 00:31:21,957 Shut the fuck up. 743 00:31:47,948 --> 00:31:49,780 Do you happen to have a reservation? 744 00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:51,344 No, we don't, actually, because someone 745 00:31:51,368 --> 00:31:52,845 forgot to book the hotel room this weekend. 746 00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:54,235 I didn't forget. 747 00:31:54,287 --> 00:31:55,807 I was distracted when I made the reservation. 748 00:31:55,831 --> 00:31:56,831 Why were you distracted? 749 00:31:56,873 --> 00:31:59,707 Do you have any rooms available? 750 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,743 Yes. 751 00:32:01,795 --> 00:32:03,752 Ah! See? It works out. It all works out. 752 00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:05,959 We've got one of our, uh, Brown Bear rooms... 753 00:32:06,007 --> 00:32:07,543 - Cool. - ...which have two twin beds, 754 00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:11,256 or the Grizzly Suite, which is completely orange 755 00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:13,967 and has a vibrating king-size bed. 756 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,017 - I think Brown Bear. Yeah. - The Brown Bear Room... 757 00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:19,539 - ...sounds good. Yeah. - That's the... Yeah. 758 00:32:19,563 --> 00:32:23,477 Okay. That'll be $83.50 plus resort tax. 759 00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:26,400 Ooh. She's got it. 760 00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:27,652 - I got it. - Yeah. 761 00:32:27,696 --> 00:32:30,029 So what brings you guys out here? 762 00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:32,486 - We're just here for a wedding. - God, I love weddings. 763 00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:33,900 I'm trying to get married myself. 764 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,113 - Oh. - Oh. 765 00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:36,653 Have you asked your girlfriend? 766 00:32:36,705 --> 00:32:38,867 I don't have a girlfriend. 767 00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:40,656 - Okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah. - All right. 768 00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:42,075 - Yeah. - There you go. 769 00:32:42,127 --> 00:32:43,438 Just take a right, a left, a right, 770 00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:45,374 another right, you'll be right there. 771 00:32:45,422 --> 00:32:46,754 - Did you get that? - It says 304. 772 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:47,914 - Enjoy. - Thank you. 773 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:48,966 - Thank you. - Thanks, Steve. 774 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,333 Have a great stay. 775 00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:54,449 I still can't believe you took the Communion. 776 00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:56,305 What? Why? I wanted the cracker. 777 00:32:56,349 --> 00:32:58,306 - Oh, my God. Look at this. - Mm. 778 00:32:58,351 --> 00:33:00,968 - Here we go. - Oh, baby. 779 00:33:01,021 --> 00:33:02,853 "Mm. Bully." 780 00:33:02,898 --> 00:33:05,515 "Yes, Johnson, I'm very happy we could sign this merger today." 781 00:33:05,567 --> 00:33:07,433 "Me too, Mr. Phillips. 782 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,352 I'm very excited to commit fraud with you!" 783 00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:11,521 - Here we go. - Yes. Yes, yes, yes. 784 00:33:11,573 --> 00:33:13,906 "Hi. We are Umlaut. 785 00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:17,068 We are the new Swedish boy-band sensation." 786 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,988 "Yes, our new hit single, 'My Stepdad's House, ' 787 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,747 is climbing the charts." 788 00:33:21,791 --> 00:33:23,748 What is this? 789 00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:25,329 What is this? 790 00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:27,040 - Okay, guys. - What... 791 00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:28,374 Here we go. 792 00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:29,755 - Whoo! - What? 793 00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:31,277 I have no idea what's going on. 794 00:33:36,389 --> 00:33:38,096 All right. What have we got? 795 00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:40,884 I see cuties, cuties everywhere. 796 00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:42,302 Yeah. Let's see. 797 00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:43,354 Mm. 798 00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:45,472 Red dress with the boots. 799 00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:47,186 Mm, no. No, she looks mean. 800 00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:49,977 What? She just looks serious. That doesn't mean mean. 801 00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:52,486 It means mean. Um, let's see. 802 00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:56,320 Okay. What about, um, green with the glasses? 803 00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:58,360 - Where? Rotate. - Okay. 804 00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:01,829 Her? 805 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:04,707 Geez. God, you like them fresh and young. 806 00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:06,617 What... She's normal age. 807 00:34:06,670 --> 00:34:08,912 Ben, I can hear the sirens coming for you. 808 00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:10,751 Fuck off. Mnh-mnh. 809 00:34:10,799 --> 00:34:12,381 Okay. All right. Let's see. 810 00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:14,542 Um... okay. 811 00:34:14,594 --> 00:34:16,130 Bridesmaid with the braid. 812 00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:17,636 You're gonna have to spin me out. 813 00:34:17,681 --> 00:34:19,343 - Okay. - Ready? One, two, three. 814 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:23,805 - Yeah. Yeah, she'll do. - Cool. 815 00:34:23,853 --> 00:34:26,436 I'm gonna spill a drink on her when the song ends, 816 00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:27,722 and you're gonna go up to her 817 00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:29,252 with some napkins and a good opening line. 818 00:34:29,276 --> 00:34:31,108 Can you maybe not assault this one? 819 00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:32,688 It's not assault. I just... 820 00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:35,354 I have a very physical style of breaking the ice. 821 00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:37,740 That's one of the definitions of assault. 822 00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:40,071 Whatever. It's been working, has it not? 823 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,577 Yeah. 824 00:34:41,621 --> 00:34:43,453 Yeah. Yeah, it has. 825 00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:45,330 - Somehow it has. - Thank you. 826 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:48,914 Oh, this is hot. 827 00:34:48,962 --> 00:34:50,874 Oh, you guys better stop, drop, and roll. 828 00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:53,164 Oh, oh, oh! 829 00:34:53,216 --> 00:34:56,334 Too hot. Too hot. 830 00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:57,968 Oh. 831 00:34:58,013 --> 00:34:59,879 Please stop. 832 00:35:00,682 --> 00:35:03,299 Uh, this has been kind of a tough year for me. 833 00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:06,685 Um, you guys know that. But, um, this is not about me. 834 00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:09,518 Today's about Barb and Kyle. 835 00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:12,183 I'm so proud of you guys. I love you. 836 00:35:13,236 --> 00:35:14,852 ♪ When I'm alone ♪ 837 00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:19,274 ♪ I find it hard to breathe ♪ 838 00:35:19,326 --> 00:35:25,118 ♪ She walked out and she took half of me ♪ 839 00:35:39,554 --> 00:35:41,216 What a ceremony, huh? 840 00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:42,926 - Mm. - Loved the vows. 841 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:44,966 Cried. Cried like a baby. 842 00:35:45,018 --> 00:35:46,099 Anybody else cry? 843 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:48,764 Yeah. I cried. 844 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:52,227 but I cry every day, so it doesn't mean anything. 845 00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:54,608 Crying can be very therapeutic. 846 00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:56,394 Not the way I do it. 847 00:35:57,781 --> 00:35:59,488 So you two met in college? 848 00:35:59,532 --> 00:36:00,773 - Yeah. - Yeah. 849 00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:02,691 Ben, you know, he basically used me 850 00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:04,736 to get close to my roommate so they could date. 851 00:36:04,788 --> 00:36:06,700 - This is not true. - Uh-oh. Intrigue. 852 00:36:06,748 --> 00:36:08,114 It's a little true. 853 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,806 - Go on. Go. - I'm just kidding. 854 00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:11,450 It's fine. It's fine. No. 855 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:13,165 They only dated for a couple of months. 856 00:36:13,213 --> 00:36:16,251 But our friendship, that lasts a lifetime. 857 00:36:16,299 --> 00:36:18,461 - Aw. - Aw. 858 00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:20,718 - She should come to the wedding. - Of course. 859 00:36:20,762 --> 00:36:23,721 Alice, you should come to our wedding. 860 00:36:23,765 --> 00:36:25,176 Oh. 861 00:36:25,225 --> 00:36:28,059 Uh, I didn't know you guys... When is it? 862 00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:29,219 October 21st. 863 00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:31,011 - It's on a Sunday. - Cool. 864 00:36:31,064 --> 00:36:32,333 You're getting an invite, young lady, 865 00:36:32,357 --> 00:36:34,064 and that's the end of it. 866 00:36:34,109 --> 00:36:35,850 Okay. Great. 867 00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:38,485 Um, you know what? I'm gonna grab a drink. 868 00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:40,396 - Do you guys want anything? - Mnh-mnh. 869 00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:42,189 Shots? Shots? Shots all around? 870 00:36:42,242 --> 00:36:43,403 Shots for Gina? 871 00:36:43,451 --> 00:36:45,317 - No. - I'm fine with my wine. 872 00:36:45,370 --> 00:36:46,781 - Okay. - Thanks! 873 00:36:48,248 --> 00:36:49,705 She's adorable. 874 00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:51,957 Ben, I see a lot of potential there. 875 00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:53,788 No. It's not... It's not like that. 876 00:36:53,837 --> 00:36:55,829 We're just... We're just friends. 877 00:36:56,965 --> 00:36:58,081 Ben. 878 00:36:58,133 --> 00:36:59,590 Oh, you're coming over. Awesome. 879 00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:02,251 Sorry we got off on such a bad foot last month. 880 00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:06,513 Yeah. Um... can we not talk about this here? 881 00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:08,174 Well, you won't return my texts. 882 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:09,787 You only text me at like 5:00 in the morning. 883 00:37:09,811 --> 00:37:11,677 - I'm an early riser. - Okay. 884 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:15,394 Ben... I want you to be my best man. 885 00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:19,435 - Dad. - No. 886 00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:22,355 Buddy, there's nobody else I would want to do this. 887 00:37:22,407 --> 00:37:24,148 - What about Hanon? - What about him? 888 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,862 Make your best friend your best man. 889 00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:27,697 Hanon? That's ridiculous. 890 00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:30,204 He was Joe's best man, and his entire speech was about 891 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:32,865 how there wasn't enough cheese at the wedding. 892 00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:36,410 Ben... you're my son. 893 00:37:39,549 --> 00:37:41,791 Uh, I'll... I'll think about it. 894 00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:49,010 What can I get you? 895 00:37:49,058 --> 00:37:51,141 Can I get a tequila straight up? 896 00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:53,519 Fill it up like a gas tank. 897 00:37:53,563 --> 00:37:55,429 - That's a first. - Yeah. 898 00:37:57,150 --> 00:37:58,891 Oh, my God. Alice. 899 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:01,185 - Oh, my God. Hi, Jenna! - Hi! 900 00:38:01,237 --> 00:38:02,728 - Hey. - How are you? 901 00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:04,818 - Good. How are you? - So good. 902 00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:06,607 I had no idea that you were gonna be here. 903 00:38:06,659 --> 00:38:09,493 Yeah. I didn't know you were gonna be here. 904 00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:12,029 Yeah. This is Alice. This is Nate Lam's girlfriend. 905 00:38:12,081 --> 00:38:14,164 - Oh. - Oh, my God. I love Nate. 906 00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:16,166 We, uh, we interned at Merrill together. 907 00:38:16,211 --> 00:38:17,577 How is that stupid bastard? 908 00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:19,541 Um, he's g... You know, I don't know. 909 00:38:19,589 --> 00:38:20,625 We... We broke up. 910 00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:21,834 - No. - Yeah. 911 00:38:21,883 --> 00:38:23,169 Shit. 912 00:38:23,218 --> 00:38:24,800 - No. - Yeah. 913 00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:26,585 - Are you kidding? - No. 914 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:29,255 What happened? I loved you guys together. 915 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,970 You guys were like yin and yang. 916 00:38:32,018 --> 00:38:33,759 - I loved them together. - Yeah. 917 00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:36,145 Yeah. I bet I-I would have. 918 00:38:36,189 --> 00:38:37,896 Alice? 919 00:38:37,941 --> 00:38:40,684 Okay. What the fuck was that? 920 00:39:01,297 --> 00:39:02,663 Wait, wait. 921 00:39:02,715 --> 00:39:05,298 That shadow looks just like Jay Leno's face. 922 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:07,154 You're absolutely right. 923 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:09,340 That's his nose. That's his chin. 924 00:39:09,389 --> 00:39:11,381 - His nose and his chin. - And the chin. 925 00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:12,968 Benjamin! 926 00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:14,633 - Uncle Davis. - Ben! 927 00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,268 - Hi. Hey, guys. - Come on, Ben. 928 00:39:16,312 --> 00:39:18,144 Get in on this doobie, buddy. 929 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:21,102 Yeah, Ben. Get in on this doobie. 930 00:39:21,150 --> 00:39:23,984 Uh, no, thanks. I'm all good on doobies for the night. 931 00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:26,395 Where's your dad? He used to love this stuff. 932 00:39:26,447 --> 00:39:28,154 - He's inside. - Ah. 933 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:31,033 Here you go, Jimmy. Your turn. 934 00:39:32,829 --> 00:39:34,536 Oh, okay. All right, guys. 935 00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:35,947 I'm gonna... I have to take off. 936 00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:37,615 - Oh. - I know! 937 00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:39,329 It's a tragedy. I know. 938 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:45,339 Oh! Ben's got to run off with his little girlfriend. 939 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:47,170 - All right. - You guys got to... 940 00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:49,050 You got to take it down a notch, Uncle Davis. 941 00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:50,677 You having fun, huh? 942 00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:53,717 Everything okay? 943 00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:57,009 Yeah. Yeah. Um, can we go get fucked up? 944 00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:58,893 Oh, Ben, I want you to know something. 945 00:39:58,938 --> 00:40:00,850 I'm never gonna say no to that. 946 00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:03,812 Come on. Let's go find some people our own age. 947 00:40:03,860 --> 00:40:05,192 Whoo! 948 00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:22,576 ♪ In no solid state ♪ 949 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,372 ♪ You know we can't cop to ♪ 950 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:31,965 ♪ The frequency of your inner debate ♪ 951 00:40:33,306 --> 00:40:36,299 ♪ You're all out of tune ♪ 952 00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:48,651 Aah! 953 00:40:48,696 --> 00:40:50,312 What was that? 954 00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:53,199 - That was 12 seconds. - What? That was five minutes. 955 00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:55,137 You think you can hold your breath for five minutes? 956 00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:56,823 I know I can. 957 00:40:56,871 --> 00:41:01,582 I feel like you vastly overestimate your abilities. 958 00:41:01,626 --> 00:41:05,370 I think I perfectly estimate my everything, Ben. 959 00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:07,663 Okay. Fine. 960 00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:09,206 Can I ask you something? 961 00:41:09,258 --> 00:41:10,715 Yeah. 962 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,922 Why didn't you tell me your dad got engaged? 963 00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:17,093 I don't know. I don't know. 964 00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:18,781 I really didn't want to tell you something 965 00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:21,598 that I don't really want to think about. 966 00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:23,228 Okay. 967 00:41:23,272 --> 00:41:26,436 He, uh, he asked me to be his best man tonight. 968 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:28,020 Oh. 969 00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:30,026 Yeah. 970 00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:32,404 What'd you tell him? 971 00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:34,485 I just kind of ran off. 972 00:41:34,534 --> 00:41:36,116 Classic Ben move. 973 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,117 I don't know. I panicked. I don't know. 974 00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:39,619 What am I supposed to do, you know? 975 00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:41,621 Like, plan his bachelor party? 976 00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:43,453 Hire him a stripper? 977 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:45,208 - That's insane. - It is insane. 978 00:41:45,253 --> 00:41:47,245 - Yeah. - No, I get it. 979 00:41:47,296 --> 00:41:48,628 I was bugged out at first 980 00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:50,460 when Lily asked me to be her maid of honor. 981 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:52,090 Yeah, but that's your sister. 982 00:41:52,135 --> 00:41:55,173 It's perfectly normal for you to be her maid of honor. 983 00:41:55,221 --> 00:41:57,429 - Yeah. - It's just... 984 00:41:57,473 --> 00:42:01,308 I feel like he's trying to start over with this new family 985 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:03,218 'cause he fucked ours up. 986 00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:06,847 Well, at least he's happy. 987 00:42:06,899 --> 00:42:09,687 Yeah. For now. 988 00:42:12,655 --> 00:42:15,318 Ben, my parents don't like each other. 989 00:42:16,409 --> 00:42:21,200 I mean, my mom, she's just... she's always yelling at my dad. 990 00:42:21,247 --> 00:42:23,785 And he's kind of checked out, you know? 991 00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:25,540 He just takes it. 992 00:42:25,585 --> 00:42:28,373 They didn't want my sister and I to have to go through a divorce, 993 00:42:28,421 --> 00:42:30,413 so they just stuck it out. 994 00:42:30,465 --> 00:42:34,505 And it's just... It's made them so sad. 995 00:42:36,345 --> 00:42:39,929 I think about the two of them sometimes in that house, 996 00:42:39,974 --> 00:42:44,139 just having dinner in silence, white-knuckling it. 997 00:42:49,984 --> 00:42:52,351 I'm sure it broke your heart when your parents split up, 998 00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:54,986 but at least they're not miserable. 999 00:42:55,031 --> 00:42:57,990 I can guarantee you would like that a lot less. 1000 00:43:01,329 --> 00:43:03,241 - Hey. - Hmm? 1001 00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:05,156 Come here. 1002 00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:07,450 Come here. 1003 00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:15,416 - Hey, Ben? - Yeah. 1004 00:43:15,468 --> 00:43:18,211 I'm totally reading your boner right now. 1005 00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:21,175 - God damn... No. - Relax. 1006 00:43:28,314 --> 00:43:30,055 Where... Where'd everybody go? 1007 00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:32,350 I don't... I don't know. 1008 00:43:33,861 --> 00:43:35,853 - Shit. - Should we... 1009 00:43:35,905 --> 00:43:38,192 - We should get out, right? - Yeah. 1010 00:43:39,325 --> 00:43:40,861 Yeah. Let's go. 1011 00:43:40,910 --> 00:43:43,197 Fuck. It's cold. 1012 00:43:45,248 --> 00:43:46,534 Are they out here? 1013 00:43:46,582 --> 00:43:48,198 No. We must have missed the shuttle. 1014 00:43:48,251 --> 00:43:49,833 Oh, shit. 1015 00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:51,118 Let's call a car. 1016 00:43:51,170 --> 00:43:52,832 My phone's dead. 1017 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:53,880 Mine too. 1018 00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:55,713 Oh, fuck. 1019 00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:56,999 Where's our hotel? 1020 00:43:57,051 --> 00:44:00,340 Uh, it's about 10,000 miles that way. 1021 00:44:00,388 --> 00:44:02,095 Only 10,000 miles? 1022 00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:03,847 We're gonna die out here. 1023 00:44:03,891 --> 00:44:06,178 Let's just walk. Come on. 1024 00:44:07,228 --> 00:44:09,595 Come on, grumps. Let's do it. 1025 00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:11,639 Forward ho! 1026 00:44:11,691 --> 00:44:12,977 Are you serious? 1027 00:44:13,025 --> 00:44:14,812 I'm not saying I always do it. 1028 00:44:14,861 --> 00:44:16,227 That is so gross. 1029 00:44:16,279 --> 00:44:18,646 Ben, don't pretend like you don't let 1030 00:44:18,698 --> 00:44:20,690 a little dribble come out of that 'nanner 1031 00:44:20,741 --> 00:44:22,277 when you're in the shower. 1032 00:44:22,326 --> 00:44:23,988 I don't let a little dribble 1033 00:44:24,036 --> 00:44:26,494 come out the 'nanner when I'm showering... 1034 00:44:26,539 --> 00:44:30,374 If you pee in a shower, it, by definition, becomes a toilet. 1035 00:44:30,418 --> 00:44:32,535 Oh, look at these. 1036 00:44:32,587 --> 00:44:34,078 So pretty. 1037 00:44:34,130 --> 00:44:36,372 I never understood flowers. 1038 00:44:36,424 --> 00:44:39,167 I'm sorry. You don't understand them? 1039 00:44:39,218 --> 00:44:41,084 They just... They don't make sense to me 1040 00:44:41,137 --> 00:44:42,753 as, like, a symbol of love, you know? 1041 00:44:42,805 --> 00:44:43,805 Why not? 1042 00:44:43,806 --> 00:44:45,138 Because as soon as you get them, 1043 00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:47,140 they're on this withering, downward spiral. 1044 00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:49,051 It's not about how long they last. 1045 00:44:49,103 --> 00:44:52,096 It's about how it feels to get a big fuckin' sack of tulips. 1046 00:44:52,148 --> 00:44:53,559 Yeah. Gifts shouldn't die on you. 1047 00:44:53,608 --> 00:44:55,895 - That's all I'm saying. - Okay. Wh... 1048 00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:58,026 You said you knew where our hotel was. 1049 00:44:58,070 --> 00:44:59,436 And I do. 1050 00:44:59,488 --> 00:45:01,650 - Where are we? - Um... 1051 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:03,156 You don't know where we're going. 1052 00:45:03,201 --> 00:45:05,067 Let's... Let's go this way. 1053 00:45:08,581 --> 00:45:10,618 Oh, we're so lost. 1054 00:45:10,666 --> 00:45:12,578 I think we might need to start hitchhiking. 1055 00:45:12,627 --> 00:45:14,243 My feet hurt. 1056 00:45:14,295 --> 00:45:16,582 I'm carrying you. 1057 00:45:18,633 --> 00:45:20,716 I can see the whole world from up here. 1058 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,296 - Wait. Hold on. - Oy. 1059 00:45:22,345 --> 00:45:24,587 Look. Look. 1060 00:45:27,350 --> 00:45:29,342 Spooky. 1061 00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:30,850 - Wait. Wait. - What? 1062 00:45:30,895 --> 00:45:32,852 I can hear the highway over there. Let's go. 1063 00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:34,684 - Oh. Hold on. - What? 1064 00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:36,919 You got to hold your breath when you go through a cemetery. 1065 00:45:36,943 --> 00:45:38,559 Oh, yeah, yeah. Right. 'Cause we're 6. 1066 00:45:38,611 --> 00:45:40,273 No. Ben. I'm not fucking around here. 1067 00:45:40,321 --> 00:45:42,187 I'm serious. 1068 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:43,606 Oh, my God. 1069 00:45:43,658 --> 00:45:44,819 What? 1070 00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:46,733 You actually believe in ghosts. 1071 00:45:46,786 --> 00:45:47,902 No. 1072 00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:03,295 Ah. 1073 00:46:03,844 --> 00:46:05,927 - Aah! Fuck. - Oh, shit. Shit. 1074 00:46:05,972 --> 00:46:07,838 You okay? 1075 00:46:07,890 --> 00:46:09,677 Oh, my God. You really ate shit. 1076 00:46:09,725 --> 00:46:10,932 - You all right? - Yeah. 1077 00:46:10,977 --> 00:46:12,809 - You good? - Aah. 1078 00:46:12,853 --> 00:46:14,219 Look at that. 1079 00:46:14,272 --> 00:46:17,060 Oh, you are bleeding. You are bleeding. 1080 00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:19,646 You are not gonna make it. Hold on, hold, on, hold on. 1081 00:46:19,694 --> 00:46:21,004 - No, it's fine. I'm fine. - I got it. 1082 00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:22,547 - Let me just get the scrape. - Ow. Ow. 1083 00:46:22,571 --> 00:46:25,029 It stings. 1084 00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:53,884 Ow. Okay. Hold on. 1085 00:46:53,936 --> 00:46:55,289 - Ah. Sorry. - You're good. Yeah. 1086 00:46:55,313 --> 00:46:56,849 - Here. Take it. - What? 1087 00:46:56,897 --> 00:46:59,355 - Underwear. - Oh. Okay. Yeah. 1088 00:47:00,526 --> 00:47:02,267 Oh. Oh, don't... 1089 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,357 What are you doing? 1090 00:47:04,405 --> 00:47:05,896 Fuck. 1091 00:47:05,948 --> 00:47:07,905 - Okay. Okay, okay. I got it. - Okay. 1092 00:47:07,950 --> 00:47:09,236 - Mm. - Mm. 1093 00:47:09,285 --> 00:47:10,696 - I want to be on top. - Okay. 1094 00:47:10,745 --> 00:47:12,657 Ow. Okay. You good? 1095 00:47:12,705 --> 00:47:13,946 - Yeah. - Hold on. Hold on. 1096 00:47:13,998 --> 00:47:15,739 - Okay. All right. You ready? - Yeah. 1097 00:47:17,877 --> 00:47:19,084 Oh. 1098 00:47:25,926 --> 00:47:27,963 Ow! My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. Ow. 1099 00:47:31,390 --> 00:47:33,256 Cooter's out. 1100 00:47:36,604 --> 00:47:37,936 Uh, what? 1101 00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:39,687 Cooter's out. 1102 00:47:39,732 --> 00:47:40,939 What are you talking about? 1103 00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:42,019 Cooter. 1104 00:47:42,068 --> 00:47:44,060 Oh, fucking hell! God! 1105 00:47:44,111 --> 00:47:46,068 - It's out. - Huh. 1106 00:47:46,113 --> 00:47:48,070 - Sorry. - Thank you. 1107 00:47:48,115 --> 00:47:49,902 Uh-huh. 1108 00:47:49,950 --> 00:47:52,158 - He was talking about my vagina. - Yeah. 1109 00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:54,203 Yeah, I put that together after the third "cooter." 1110 00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:55,407 Jesus. 1111 00:48:27,822 --> 00:48:30,986 Oh. Thank you. 1112 00:48:33,035 --> 00:48:34,822 Um... 1113 00:48:34,870 --> 00:48:36,156 You good? 1114 00:48:36,205 --> 00:48:38,572 Yeah. You? 1115 00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:39,910 Yeah. You? 1116 00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:41,958 You just asked me that. 1117 00:48:42,002 --> 00:48:43,288 Yeah. You? 1118 00:48:46,549 --> 00:48:47,756 Okay. 1119 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,292 Well, I'll see you at the next one. 1120 00:48:50,344 --> 00:48:52,176 Hey, so, about last night. 1121 00:48:52,221 --> 00:48:54,463 No. No. 1122 00:48:54,515 --> 00:48:56,598 We don't need to talk about it. Let's just... 1123 00:48:56,642 --> 00:48:59,259 Let's just chalk it up as a whoopsie-daisy. 1124 00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:01,348 Wow. 1125 00:49:01,397 --> 00:49:02,729 Okay. 1126 00:49:03,441 --> 00:49:05,353 - All right. - All right. 1127 00:49:07,570 --> 00:49:10,358 It was, uh, cool... cool sex. 1128 00:49:10,406 --> 00:49:13,274 You got... Sorry. All right. Bring it in. 1129 00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:15,738 That was weird. 1130 00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:17,994 - You made it weird. - No. You did. 1131 00:49:27,006 --> 00:49:32,377 For those of you who aren't sure if you've ever seen true love, 1132 00:49:32,428 --> 00:49:36,547 take a good look at Dave and Julia. 1133 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,216 Congratulations, you guys. 1134 00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:53,258 - Hey. What's up? - Uh, I was just calling 1135 00:49:53,282 --> 00:49:55,945 'cause I forgot when your flight was getting in. 1136 00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:58,656 Uh, like 3:00. 1137 00:49:58,704 --> 00:50:00,320 Cool. Thursday? 1138 00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:02,204 - Friday. - Right. 1139 00:50:03,042 --> 00:50:04,978 - I'll see you there. - Have a good one. 1140 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:07,961 You know what? Actua... Okay, you're gone. 1141 00:50:28,776 --> 00:50:30,642 Ben?! 1142 00:50:30,694 --> 00:50:32,105 Ben King?! 1143 00:50:32,154 --> 00:50:33,645 Oh, my God! 1144 00:50:33,697 --> 00:50:35,279 Alice? Alice Mori? 1145 00:50:35,324 --> 00:50:37,816 - Ha! God, this is crazy! - Is that you? 1146 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:39,780 - How long has it been? - It has been forever. 1147 00:50:39,828 --> 00:50:42,036 Oh, my God. I love what you've done with your hair. 1148 00:50:42,081 --> 00:50:45,245 Oh, thank you. Yes. Your face-lift is horrifying. 1149 00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:46,954 Oh, my God. Thank you so much. 1150 00:50:47,002 --> 00:50:48,959 I cannot move my face. 1151 00:50:49,004 --> 00:50:50,870 You know, the last time I saw Ben here, 1152 00:50:50,923 --> 00:50:53,085 he was putting his little penisaurus inside me 1153 00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:55,170 in a graveyard. 1154 00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:56,881 Isn't that right? 1155 00:50:58,472 --> 00:50:59,838 All right. 1156 00:50:59,890 --> 00:51:01,631 Thank you. 1157 00:51:03,686 --> 00:51:06,645 Holy shit! 1158 00:51:06,689 --> 00:51:10,057 This is a fucking... It's huge! 1159 00:51:10,109 --> 00:51:13,477 Look at this big room. God! 1160 00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:17,526 So comfy! 1161 00:51:18,617 --> 00:51:20,404 You can't afford this. 1162 00:51:20,452 --> 00:51:22,159 - Oh, we're splitting it. - Okay. Yeah. 1163 00:51:22,204 --> 00:51:24,491 We'll see about that. 1164 00:51:26,542 --> 00:51:27,703 Did you do this? 1165 00:51:29,753 --> 00:51:32,962 Okay. Mm-hmm. 1166 00:51:33,007 --> 00:51:34,669 Wow! 1167 00:51:34,717 --> 00:51:38,176 Oh, my God! This is fuck... 1168 00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:40,428 This is incredible! 1169 00:51:40,472 --> 00:51:41,804 - Look at this. - Yeah. 1170 00:51:44,852 --> 00:51:46,013 So, how you been? 1171 00:51:46,061 --> 00:51:48,644 So fuckin' awesome. You? 1172 00:51:48,689 --> 00:51:51,227 Good. I've been crazy busy. 1173 00:51:51,275 --> 00:51:53,141 Oh, yeah. Totally. 1174 00:51:53,193 --> 00:51:54,479 Totally. 1175 00:51:54,528 --> 00:51:56,064 Hey, so, I told a couple of my friends 1176 00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:57,820 I'd meet them by the pool in a little bit. 1177 00:51:57,865 --> 00:51:59,777 You're welcome to come if you want, 1178 00:51:59,825 --> 00:52:02,442 or, uh, you can just stay here and get yourself situated. 1179 00:52:02,494 --> 00:52:04,110 I know you had a long flight. 1180 00:52:04,163 --> 00:52:05,654 Mm. Yeah. 1181 00:52:05,706 --> 00:52:08,198 Yeah, I think I'll just hang back and situate. 1182 00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:09,741 Well, fuck you. I'm coming. 1183 00:52:09,793 --> 00:52:11,034 God! 1184 00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:14,837 No. It was just really simple. It was kind of out of nowhere. 1185 00:52:14,882 --> 00:52:16,192 And he was like, "Do you want to get married?" 1186 00:52:16,216 --> 00:52:19,209 Costco? Like, the warehouse place? 1187 00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:20,718 - Yes! - That is amazing. 1188 00:52:20,763 --> 00:52:22,490 Are you guys talking shit about me again? 1189 00:52:22,514 --> 00:52:24,756 No. We're talking about your proposal to me. 1190 00:52:24,808 --> 00:52:26,470 Yeah. Uh, Costco, Brett? 1191 00:52:26,518 --> 00:52:27,884 Hell yeah, Costco. 1192 00:52:27,936 --> 00:52:28,972 Real romantic, dude. 1193 00:52:29,021 --> 00:52:30,603 Who gives a fuck? 1194 00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:33,140 When did we all decide that this was necessary? 1195 00:52:33,192 --> 00:52:35,024 I mean, I love Dave and Julia, 1196 00:52:35,069 --> 00:52:38,483 but why did we all have to fly the fuck out to Hawaii for this? 1197 00:52:38,530 --> 00:52:40,613 I mean, it's ver... It's nice here. 1198 00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:42,320 - It's nice. - No, but Brett has a point. 1199 00:52:42,368 --> 00:52:45,361 This is way less special than a-a grocery... emporium? 1200 00:52:45,412 --> 00:52:48,155 - What do you call Costco? - Oh, my God. I... Who cares? 1201 00:52:48,207 --> 00:52:51,826 Straight people o-ver-think-ing it. 1202 00:52:51,877 --> 00:52:53,869 Yes. That's true. That's true. 1203 00:52:53,921 --> 00:52:56,129 - Especially... this little man. - That one. 1204 00:52:56,173 --> 00:52:58,460 Oh, he's the worst of the worst. Wait. 1205 00:52:58,509 --> 00:53:01,297 - Nick, remember, uh, Sally Klum? - Klumshot. 1206 00:53:01,345 --> 00:53:02,864 - Klumshot? - We're not telling this story. 1207 00:53:02,888 --> 00:53:04,379 No, we are telling this story. 1208 00:53:04,431 --> 00:53:05,950 It's a Ben King classic. We have to tell it. 1209 00:53:05,974 --> 00:53:08,261 - There was this girl Sally Klum. - Klumshot. 1210 00:53:08,310 --> 00:53:10,051 Nick called her Klumshot for no reason. 1211 00:53:10,104 --> 00:53:11,373 - 'Cause it's funny. - It is funny. 1212 00:53:11,397 --> 00:53:13,639 Anyway, she was wonderful. So fun. 1213 00:53:13,691 --> 00:53:16,399 And then Ben dumped her after three weeks because, 1214 00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:18,856 and I quote, he couldn't make her laugh. 1215 00:53:18,904 --> 00:53:20,611 "She wasn't responding to my humor." 1216 00:53:20,656 --> 00:53:21,863 Wow. 1217 00:53:21,907 --> 00:53:23,739 I don't have a tiny little mouth. 1218 00:53:23,784 --> 00:53:25,821 It's the only way I can do your voice. 1219 00:53:25,869 --> 00:53:27,360 Like I talk like this. 1220 00:53:27,413 --> 00:53:28,598 "She wasn't engaging with my..." 1221 00:53:28,622 --> 00:53:30,238 - "Err! Err!" - Guys. Okay, okay. 1222 00:53:30,290 --> 00:53:31,768 - Hold on. - "No one makes me laugh." 1223 00:53:31,792 --> 00:53:32,811 - That's kind of close. - Yeah. 1224 00:53:32,835 --> 00:53:34,201 Can I clarify? 1225 00:53:34,253 --> 00:53:36,040 She didn't have a sense of humor. 1226 00:53:36,088 --> 00:53:38,626 We couldn't laugh together. 1227 00:53:38,674 --> 00:53:40,210 Straight people... 1228 00:53:40,259 --> 00:53:41,778 - ...o-ver-think-ing it. - ...o-ver-think-ing it. 1229 00:53:41,802 --> 00:53:43,043 You're doing it now? 1230 00:53:43,095 --> 00:53:44,506 Yeah. I'm part of them now. 1231 00:53:44,555 --> 00:53:46,262 - O-ver-think-ing it. - O-ver-think-ing it. 1232 00:53:46,306 --> 00:53:47,968 I love her. She's great. 1233 00:53:48,016 --> 00:53:50,554 So, like, what is this? What's going on with you two? 1234 00:53:50,602 --> 00:53:52,309 - What? - What... What about us? 1235 00:53:52,354 --> 00:53:53,998 You have ridiculous vibes coming off of you, 1236 00:53:54,022 --> 00:53:55,479 and you're acting weird about it. 1237 00:53:55,524 --> 00:53:56,890 Don't... Don't do this. 1238 00:53:56,942 --> 00:53:58,183 - Do what? - I'm sorry. What? 1239 00:53:58,235 --> 00:53:59,295 - What are we doing? - Do what? 1240 00:53:59,319 --> 00:54:00,560 Yeah. 1241 00:54:00,612 --> 00:54:02,444 We're... We're friends. That's it. 1242 00:54:04,575 --> 00:54:05,575 What? 1243 00:54:05,617 --> 00:54:07,233 - Y-You've fucked. - You fucked? 1244 00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:08,777 - Oh, right here? - They fucked. 1245 00:54:08,829 --> 00:54:10,195 They fucked. 1246 00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:11,725 - They really, really fucked. - Oh, my God. 1247 00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:13,240 They fucked. They really, really fucked. 1248 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:14,661 Hey, they fucked. 1249 00:54:16,628 --> 00:54:19,792 - It's so nice here. - I know. 1250 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,297 I think we can safely say 1251 00:54:21,341 --> 00:54:23,111 that my friends' weddings are better than yours. 1252 00:54:23,135 --> 00:54:25,377 You know, it's not a competition, Ben. 1253 00:54:28,849 --> 00:54:30,761 - Yeah. - Everything okay? 1254 00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:33,051 Yeah, yeah. Just my dad. 1255 00:54:33,103 --> 00:54:35,140 Are you still mad at him? 1256 00:54:35,189 --> 00:54:37,272 I'm not mad. I just... I don't know. 1257 00:54:37,316 --> 00:54:40,605 I-I don't know what to tell him about this best-man thing. 1258 00:54:40,652 --> 00:54:43,486 Why don't you just be like, "Yeah, Dad. Sounds great. 1259 00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:44,530 Let's hug now"? 1260 00:54:44,573 --> 00:54:46,530 Okay. 1261 00:54:48,786 --> 00:54:50,493 Uh, hey. 1262 00:54:50,537 --> 00:54:55,532 So I have been thinking a lot about the last wedding. 1263 00:54:57,044 --> 00:55:00,879 You know, what, um... what ha... what happened. 1264 00:55:00,923 --> 00:55:04,917 And, um, you know, like, the, uh, the activities 1265 00:55:04,968 --> 00:55:07,335 that we engaged in and... 1266 00:55:07,387 --> 00:55:09,845 Okay. 1267 00:55:09,890 --> 00:55:10,926 - What? - No. 1268 00:55:10,974 --> 00:55:12,431 I'm sorry. I... 1269 00:55:12,476 --> 00:55:13,887 - What? - I... No. 1270 00:55:13,936 --> 00:55:17,976 I-I have been thinking a lot about it, too. 1271 00:55:20,984 --> 00:55:23,192 In a good way? 1272 00:55:23,237 --> 00:55:25,354 Yes. 1273 00:55:26,615 --> 00:55:29,073 You too... in a good way? 1274 00:55:30,869 --> 00:55:33,156 - Ben! You? - Yeah. 1275 00:55:35,082 --> 00:55:36,869 Okay. 1276 00:55:36,917 --> 00:55:38,829 - All right. - All right. 1277 00:55:41,797 --> 00:55:44,164 Oh, I missed you. 1278 00:55:44,216 --> 00:55:45,923 Did you? 1279 00:55:45,968 --> 00:55:48,176 Wait, wait. Why haven't we hung out? 1280 00:55:48,220 --> 00:55:50,337 - You didn't ask me. - You didn't ask me. 1281 00:55:50,389 --> 00:55:52,096 - I told you I was busy. - No, you weren't. 1282 00:55:52,140 --> 00:55:53,426 - What? - You were scared. 1283 00:55:53,475 --> 00:55:56,183 Yeah, you were, you scared little bitch. 1284 00:55:56,228 --> 00:55:57,935 - What is this outfit? - It's a romper. 1285 00:55:57,980 --> 00:55:59,666 - How does it work? - Get... Just get it off! 1286 00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:01,807 - Tell me where! - Get it off! 1287 00:56:06,446 --> 00:56:08,654 - Hey, Alice. - What? 1288 00:56:08,699 --> 00:56:11,407 - I don't want to alarm you... - What? 1289 00:56:11,451 --> 00:56:13,818 - ...but I think I'm a robe guy. - Oh, wow. 1290 00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:16,909 Can't believe that fits your lanky body. 1291 00:56:16,957 --> 00:56:18,573 I mean, it only kind of does, 1292 00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:20,833 but I feel like I'm showing just enough leg. 1293 00:56:20,878 --> 00:56:22,460 - Yeah. Yeah. - Right? 1294 00:56:22,504 --> 00:56:24,496 And the rest is just breezy, and I feel beautiful. 1295 00:56:24,548 --> 00:56:26,915 Okay, but, um, are you gonna get dressed? 1296 00:56:26,967 --> 00:56:28,583 'Cause it's in 15 minutes. 1297 00:56:28,635 --> 00:56:29,967 Oh, no, no, no. This is me now. 1298 00:56:30,012 --> 00:56:31,799 - This is me for all time. - Forever? 1299 00:56:31,847 --> 00:56:33,338 - Okay. I like it. - Oh, you like it? 1300 00:56:33,390 --> 00:56:35,222 - Yeah. - That's good. 1301 00:56:35,267 --> 00:56:36,849 - Hey. - Hi. 1302 00:56:37,603 --> 00:56:38,935 You know, everyone has a point. 1303 00:56:38,979 --> 00:56:40,811 I don't think we look bad together. 1304 00:56:40,856 --> 00:56:42,688 Oh, it's everyone that thinks that? 1305 00:56:42,733 --> 00:56:44,099 - Yeah. - Yeah? 1306 00:56:44,151 --> 00:56:45,687 I mean, they say it to me a lot. 1307 00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:47,819 - Don't you get the same thing? - No. 1308 00:56:47,863 --> 00:56:50,230 I mostly get, "Why do you spend so much time 1309 00:56:50,282 --> 00:56:52,365 with that Radio Shack employee?" 1310 00:56:52,409 --> 00:56:54,571 Radio Shack is... is not a thing anymore. 1311 00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:56,612 Well, it still looks like you work there. 1312 00:56:56,663 --> 00:56:58,871 - That makes it sadder, you know? - Mm. Yeah. 1313 00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:00,873 Okay. I see it. 1314 00:57:06,798 --> 00:57:09,211 Hey, what if we stayed for longer? 1315 00:57:09,259 --> 00:57:11,216 - Really? - Yeah. 1316 00:57:11,261 --> 00:57:14,845 You know, just, uh, just a day or two. 1317 00:57:15,974 --> 00:57:17,966 Seriously? 1318 00:57:18,018 --> 00:57:19,850 Yeah. 1319 00:57:19,895 --> 00:57:21,386 Okay. 1320 00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:24,146 Yeah. Yeah, I could get down with that. 1321 00:57:25,150 --> 00:57:26,732 - You could? - I could. 1322 00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:27,652 - Yeah? - Yeah! 1323 00:57:27,653 --> 00:57:29,189 - Really? - Yes! 1324 00:57:29,237 --> 00:57:30,673 Well, then I'll change our reservation. 1325 00:57:30,697 --> 00:57:32,359 - Okay! Boom-shakalaka! - No. 1326 00:57:32,407 --> 00:57:33,898 - What? - No. 1327 00:57:33,951 --> 00:57:35,261 We put boom-shakalaka away, remember? 1328 00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:37,447 No, you said only on special occasions, 1329 00:57:37,496 --> 00:57:39,237 and this is pretty fucking special. 1330 00:57:39,289 --> 00:57:41,531 I-I don't know if it qualifies. 1331 00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:43,575 Boom-shakalaka, baby! 1332 00:57:55,722 --> 00:57:57,054 Do you guys want to get a picture? 1333 00:57:57,099 --> 00:57:58,556 - Do you have one yet? - No. 1334 00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:00,440 - We have... We have a few. - We have pictures. 1335 00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:02,914 - You don't have them with this. - You don't have that background. 1336 00:58:02,938 --> 00:58:04,248 Give me your phones. Don't be weird about it. 1337 00:58:04,272 --> 00:58:07,185 - All right. Fine. - You go up... There. 1338 00:58:07,234 --> 00:58:09,692 Two and... Ah! 1339 00:58:09,736 --> 00:58:10,736 Oh! 1340 00:58:11,279 --> 00:58:16,195 ♪ But when I tell you how I feel ♪ 1341 00:58:16,243 --> 00:58:21,455 ♪ Believe me when I say it's real ♪ 1342 00:58:21,498 --> 00:58:26,289 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1343 00:58:27,754 --> 00:58:31,839 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1344 00:58:31,883 --> 00:58:34,045 ♪ It's real ♪ 1345 00:58:38,432 --> 00:58:43,223 ♪ I carved our names into a tree ♪ 1346 00:58:43,270 --> 00:58:47,856 ♪ I walked on decomposing leaves ♪ 1347 00:58:47,899 --> 00:58:52,610 ♪ I skated on a frozen sea ♪ 1348 00:58:52,654 --> 00:58:57,445 ♪ It's real as far as I can see ♪ 1349 00:58:57,492 --> 00:59:01,862 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1350 00:59:01,913 --> 00:59:04,826 ♪ It's real ♪ 1351 00:59:08,003 --> 00:59:09,835 No, don't you do it. Don't you dare pee. 1352 00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:11,291 - I'm doing it. - No. No. Don't pee. 1353 00:59:11,339 --> 00:59:12,830 - I'm doing it. - Oh, it's warm. 1354 00:59:12,883 --> 00:59:15,967 No. You can't leave. You have to face this! 1355 00:59:16,011 --> 00:59:17,627 - No, I don't. - ♪ It's real ♪ 1356 00:59:17,679 --> 00:59:19,420 It feels so good! 1357 00:59:20,682 --> 00:59:21,682 No! 1358 00:59:30,358 --> 00:59:32,975 So, Lily was always the better sister. 1359 00:59:33,028 --> 00:59:35,771 I mean, she did everything perfectly. 1360 00:59:35,822 --> 00:59:39,111 She got a 4.0 GPA. 1361 00:59:39,159 --> 00:59:42,323 Uh, she was the captain of the soccer team. 1362 00:59:42,370 --> 00:59:45,863 She graduated with honors from Harvard. 1363 00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:49,375 And then... she decided to marry Jordan. 1364 00:59:50,879 --> 00:59:51,915 Thanks, Dad. 1365 00:59:51,963 --> 00:59:53,670 Um, but yeah. No. 1366 00:59:53,715 --> 00:59:56,924 I'm... I'm very happy that the two of them are together, 1367 00:59:56,968 --> 01:00:01,554 and if I can just give one word or two words of advice, 1368 01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:06,059 uh, to Jordan, it would be buckle up. 1369 01:00:06,603 --> 01:00:08,435 Yeah. And... Yeah. 1370 01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:11,097 Thanks, guy... That's the end of the speech. 1371 01:00:12,734 --> 01:00:14,441 Well, it's about damn time. 1372 01:00:14,486 --> 01:00:16,478 - That's what I say. - Okay. Relax, Mom. 1373 01:00:16,530 --> 01:00:18,988 You guys have known each other what, 10 years? 1374 01:00:19,032 --> 01:00:20,968 But it's not like we were hanging out the entire time. 1375 01:00:20,992 --> 01:00:23,405 But Lily and Jordan just met two years ago, 1376 01:00:23,453 --> 01:00:24,764 and they're getting married tomorrow. 1377 01:00:24,788 --> 01:00:25,904 Mom, leave me out of it. 1378 01:00:25,956 --> 01:00:28,198 Well, come on. Ben, I get it. 1379 01:00:28,250 --> 01:00:30,186 You were probably heartbroken when she was with Nate. 1380 01:00:30,210 --> 01:00:31,746 Mom, God! 1381 01:00:31,795 --> 01:00:33,439 - I bet you hated Nate. - I didn't really know him. 1382 01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:36,581 Hey, hon, how much longer before the potatoes are ready? 1383 01:00:36,633 --> 01:00:37,919 They're done. Why? 1384 01:00:37,968 --> 01:00:39,403 I'm just trying to gauge how much longer 1385 01:00:39,427 --> 01:00:41,089 before I put the branzino on the grill. 1386 01:00:41,138 --> 01:00:42,879 Fifteen minutes ago! 1387 01:00:42,931 --> 01:00:46,095 - Whoops. Sorry. I got it. - Oh, it never gets any easier. 1388 01:00:46,143 --> 01:00:47,805 So what's the problem? 1389 01:00:47,853 --> 01:00:49,594 Are you afraid of strong women? 1390 01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:52,309 What? No. No. N-No. I-I love strong women. 1391 01:00:52,357 --> 01:00:53,814 Okay. So what took you so long? 1392 01:00:53,859 --> 01:00:55,503 - Well, I... - You don't have to answer that. 1393 01:00:55,527 --> 01:00:56,984 - I can answer that. - No. 1394 01:00:57,028 --> 01:00:58,422 You have to stop asking so many questions... 1395 01:00:58,446 --> 01:01:00,153 Because you're asking so many questions! 1396 01:01:00,198 --> 01:01:01,564 - Stop! - Let him answer it! 1397 01:01:01,616 --> 01:01:02,616 So? 1398 01:01:02,659 --> 01:01:03,866 We were just friends. 1399 01:01:03,910 --> 01:01:05,822 Friends? Friends grow on trees. 1400 01:01:05,871 --> 01:01:08,329 But let me tell you what doesn't grow on trees. Wives. 1401 01:01:08,373 --> 01:01:10,080 Now, this fine piece right here... 1402 01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:11,661 Mom, don't find me a fine piece. 1403 01:01:11,710 --> 01:01:12,871 - What? - That's weird. 1404 01:01:12,919 --> 01:01:14,285 You're my daughter. 1405 01:01:14,337 --> 01:01:16,078 It's okay if I think you're a fine slice. 1406 01:01:16,131 --> 01:01:18,043 Look. He obviously agrees. 1407 01:01:18,091 --> 01:01:19,610 Or he wouldn't be throwing it into you. 1408 01:01:19,634 --> 01:01:21,091 - Okay! That's enough. - Right? 1409 01:01:21,136 --> 01:01:23,344 Ben, go see if my dad needs help with the grill. 1410 01:01:23,388 --> 01:01:25,300 - Yep. - Great. 1411 01:01:25,348 --> 01:01:27,180 It's crazy. You two have nothing in common. 1412 01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:29,182 Fuck off. 1413 01:01:29,227 --> 01:01:31,264 - Hey, Mr. Mori. - Hey. How's it going? 1414 01:01:31,313 --> 01:01:32,645 Doing good. You need any help? 1415 01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:34,146 Um... 1416 01:01:35,150 --> 01:01:37,062 ...no. 1417 01:01:39,029 --> 01:01:40,611 I didn't know you were in band. 1418 01:01:40,655 --> 01:01:43,022 Hell yeah. Clarinet. 1419 01:01:43,074 --> 01:01:45,612 Third chair, baby. 1420 01:01:45,660 --> 01:01:48,323 Hey, this Jonathan Weiss kid had a crush on you. 1421 01:01:48,371 --> 01:01:49,703 How do you know that? 1422 01:01:49,748 --> 01:01:51,910 'Cause you wrote, "He has a crush on me." 1423 01:01:51,958 --> 01:01:55,292 Oh, Jesus. 1424 01:01:57,672 --> 01:02:01,382 Hey. You ready for ultimate hotness? 1425 01:02:01,426 --> 01:02:02,792 What? 1426 01:02:05,847 --> 01:02:07,463 Sexy, sexy. 1427 01:02:07,515 --> 01:02:09,598 Oh, yes. 1428 01:02:09,643 --> 01:02:12,556 This is the full seventh-grade Alice experience. 1429 01:02:12,604 --> 01:02:14,812 Yes, it is, young man. 1430 01:02:14,856 --> 01:02:15,856 Oh, my God. 1431 01:02:15,857 --> 01:02:17,814 I've never done this before. 1432 01:02:17,859 --> 01:02:20,101 - Mm. - Mm. 1433 01:02:20,153 --> 01:02:21,735 Mm. 1434 01:02:21,780 --> 01:02:23,521 Mm. You got to... 1435 01:02:23,573 --> 01:02:24,800 - What? - You got to take it out. 1436 01:02:24,824 --> 01:02:26,531 - Is it too much? - I can feel it. 1437 01:02:27,911 --> 01:02:30,779 Hey, um, Nate texted you. 1438 01:02:31,414 --> 01:02:33,827 - Like, just now? - Yeah. 1439 01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:37,327 Do you want to... Do you want to check it or... 1440 01:02:37,379 --> 01:02:39,496 No. I'm good. 1441 01:02:40,423 --> 01:02:41,340 Really? 1442 01:02:41,341 --> 01:02:42,582 Yeah. 1443 01:02:42,634 --> 01:02:44,717 - Check it. - You want me to check it? 1444 01:02:44,761 --> 01:02:47,378 No. I mean, you can. I would. 1445 01:02:47,430 --> 01:02:49,638 No. I know what it says. I don't need to check that. 1446 01:02:49,683 --> 01:02:51,015 What does it say? 1447 01:02:51,059 --> 01:02:53,472 Probably like... "Oh, Alice. 1448 01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:54,806 I miss you. 1449 01:02:54,854 --> 01:02:58,222 I made a mistake." 1450 01:02:58,275 --> 01:03:00,187 That doesn't mess with you, like, at all? 1451 01:03:00,235 --> 01:03:03,524 No, dude. I'm with you. 1452 01:03:04,155 --> 01:03:06,818 You know. I'm with you. 1453 01:03:06,866 --> 01:03:08,073 - Mm. - This guy. 1454 01:03:08,118 --> 01:03:11,156 Mm. 1455 01:03:12,372 --> 01:03:14,113 Mm. 1456 01:03:17,544 --> 01:03:20,708 Uh... w-wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 1457 01:03:20,755 --> 01:03:22,337 - I think... - What? 1458 01:03:22,382 --> 01:03:26,251 Maybe we wait till we're back home to do this. 1459 01:03:28,346 --> 01:03:30,508 - Are you being serious? - Yeah. Yeah. 1460 01:03:30,557 --> 01:03:34,392 I don't want your mom to come in and, like, bop me on the head. 1461 01:03:34,436 --> 01:03:35,927 Bop you? 1462 01:03:35,979 --> 01:03:37,641 Yeah. Bop me. 1463 01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:40,022 Um, cool. 1464 01:03:40,066 --> 01:03:41,147 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1465 01:03:41,192 --> 01:03:42,899 - No. It's fine. - No, I... 1466 01:03:42,944 --> 01:03:45,607 I just figured maybe the walls are kind of thin, 1467 01:03:45,655 --> 01:03:46,896 maybe your parents can hear us. 1468 01:03:46,948 --> 01:03:48,735 I mean, they can't, but yeah. 1469 01:03:48,783 --> 01:03:52,117 It's okay. We have to wake up early anyway. 1470 01:03:52,829 --> 01:03:55,913 Hey, you know what we're gonna do when we get back home? 1471 01:03:55,957 --> 01:03:56,957 What? 1472 01:03:56,958 --> 01:03:59,496 Just sex. 1473 01:03:59,544 --> 01:04:01,957 Just hardcore fucking. 1474 01:04:02,005 --> 01:04:04,122 Okay. 1475 01:04:04,174 --> 01:04:06,632 Go to bed. 1476 01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:10,990 Hey, I'm totally cool if you want to check that text. 1477 01:04:11,014 --> 01:04:13,051 Oh, my God. Shut up. 1478 01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:14,510 Where are the caterers?! 1479 01:04:14,559 --> 01:04:17,393 They were supposed to be here an hour ago! 1480 01:04:17,437 --> 01:04:20,680 Dolores, please put down those flowers. 1481 01:04:20,732 --> 01:04:22,519 Mitchell, why aren't you dressed? 1482 01:04:22,567 --> 01:04:24,524 I need a little help with the collage. 1483 01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:26,936 - It's taking forever. - Are you kidding? 1484 01:04:26,988 --> 01:04:29,230 - Oh, my God! - Uh, I can help. 1485 01:04:29,282 --> 01:04:31,444 Go! Go! Go! 1486 01:04:31,493 --> 01:04:33,075 I hope you're better with a glue stick 1487 01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:34,701 than you are with a helium tank. 1488 01:04:34,746 --> 01:04:36,237 Hey, Mr. Mori, How's it going? 1489 01:04:36,289 --> 01:04:37,975 - What... What can I do? - Uh, we're collaging. 1490 01:04:37,999 --> 01:04:39,956 Start with that pile. Cut around heads. 1491 01:04:40,001 --> 01:04:41,367 - Okay. - Leave the ears, though. 1492 01:04:41,419 --> 01:04:42,500 Yeah. 1493 01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:45,691 What am I supposed to do with this? 1494 01:04:45,715 --> 01:04:48,082 Just zhush. 1495 01:04:48,134 --> 01:04:49,716 What is zhushing? 1496 01:04:49,761 --> 01:04:51,002 It's, like, something. 1497 01:04:51,054 --> 01:04:52,054 - Like that? - Yeah. 1498 01:04:52,097 --> 01:04:53,679 Okay. 1499 01:04:54,724 --> 01:04:56,511 Are you nervous? 1500 01:04:57,227 --> 01:04:58,343 No. 1501 01:05:00,814 --> 01:05:02,476 Are you jealous? 1502 01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:06,316 Jesus Christ. 1503 01:05:06,361 --> 01:05:08,102 You are a monster in this dress. 1504 01:05:08,154 --> 01:05:10,111 Hey, you're not allowed to say mean things. 1505 01:05:10,156 --> 01:05:12,273 I'm just kidding. I am. I love you. 1506 01:05:12,325 --> 01:05:14,191 I love you. 1507 01:05:14,244 --> 01:05:16,827 I can't believe you made me wear this stupid dress. 1508 01:05:19,416 --> 01:05:21,203 You look pretty. 1509 01:05:21,251 --> 01:05:23,288 Okay. 1510 01:05:26,548 --> 01:05:27,959 You can put that one, uh, 1511 01:05:28,007 --> 01:05:29,999 next to the engagement picture right there. 1512 01:05:30,051 --> 01:05:31,792 No problem. 1513 01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:35,716 Oh, my God. 1514 01:05:38,893 --> 01:05:40,429 - Is this Alice? - Ah. Yeah. 1515 01:05:40,478 --> 01:05:41,594 Oh. Look at that hat. 1516 01:05:41,646 --> 01:05:43,729 I know. Isn't she cute? 1517 01:05:48,987 --> 01:05:51,695 Whoops. I don't know how Nate got in there. 1518 01:05:51,739 --> 01:05:53,355 Probably should have thrown that one out. 1519 01:05:53,408 --> 01:05:54,408 I'm sorry. 1520 01:05:54,409 --> 01:05:55,820 Oh, no. Hey, it happens. 1521 01:05:55,869 --> 01:05:57,235 - Yeah. - Right? 1522 01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:02,122 I'm really glad you came along, Ben. 1523 01:06:03,543 --> 01:06:06,877 Haven't seen my daughter this happy in a long time. 1524 01:06:12,927 --> 01:06:14,793 Everybody's moving so slowly. 1525 01:06:14,846 --> 01:06:16,462 - Come on. - Dad. 1526 01:06:17,682 --> 01:06:19,469 - Oh. - This is not good here. 1527 01:06:19,517 --> 01:06:21,133 Why aren't the flowers already here? 1528 01:06:21,186 --> 01:06:22,973 - For God's sakes. - It's okay. 1529 01:06:23,021 --> 01:06:26,014 It's all right. It's beautiful. You've done an amazing job. 1530 01:06:26,065 --> 01:06:27,772 I love you. Okay. I love you, too. 1531 01:06:27,817 --> 01:06:29,649 All right. 1532 01:06:29,694 --> 01:06:31,560 Okay. Go to work. 1533 01:06:31,613 --> 01:06:33,149 H i! 1534 01:06:33,198 --> 01:06:35,064 Oh, my God. How are you? 1535 01:06:35,116 --> 01:06:36,732 Hi. Ben. 1536 01:06:36,784 --> 01:06:38,070 - Ben. - This is Ben. Sorry. 1537 01:06:38,119 --> 01:06:39,638 I didn't introduce you. This is Darlene. 1538 01:06:39,662 --> 01:06:41,403 How's it going? Nice to meet you. Ben. 1539 01:06:41,456 --> 01:06:42,913 Look at you. Oh. 1540 01:06:42,957 --> 01:06:44,289 Hello. 1541 01:06:44,334 --> 01:06:47,748 - Thanks, Uncle Peter. - Thank you, Uncle Peter. 1542 01:06:47,795 --> 01:06:49,036 Ben. Ben. 1543 01:06:49,088 --> 01:06:50,579 The assistant grill master. Come on. 1544 01:06:50,632 --> 01:06:51,918 No, no, no, no, no. It's okay. 1545 01:06:51,966 --> 01:06:53,548 It's fine. Just come into the shot. 1546 01:06:53,593 --> 01:06:55,362 - Okay, okay, okay. - Now I need to recheck the... 1547 01:06:55,386 --> 01:06:57,719 - All right. All right. - I need to look. 1548 01:06:57,764 --> 01:06:59,221 How tall are you? You're too tall. 1549 01:06:59,265 --> 01:07:00,284 - Six foot. - Stand in back. 1550 01:07:00,308 --> 01:07:01,308 - Okay. - Right here. 1551 01:07:01,309 --> 01:07:02,766 - Here? - Yes. Perfect. 1552 01:07:02,810 --> 01:07:04,722 Okay. Ready. 1553 01:07:04,771 --> 01:07:09,516 So, um, to wrap it all up, uh, Jordan, don't get drunk 1554 01:07:09,567 --> 01:07:12,480 because, um, you're gonna have to perform tonight, right? 1555 01:07:15,949 --> 01:07:19,784 Thanks to Kit and Kate for the wonderful flowers. 1556 01:07:19,827 --> 01:07:21,068 They were amazing. 1557 01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:23,533 And, um, a round of applause for Ben, 1558 01:07:23,581 --> 01:07:25,914 Alice's new boyfriend. 1559 01:07:25,959 --> 01:07:27,951 We like him 'cause he's cute. 1560 01:07:28,002 --> 01:07:29,538 Okay. No. 1561 01:07:29,587 --> 01:07:31,123 - Yeah, Ben. - Thank you. 1562 01:07:31,172 --> 01:07:33,710 So, uh, you know, enjoy the food. 1563 01:07:33,758 --> 01:07:35,795 Celebrate. Congratulations, Lily. 1564 01:07:35,843 --> 01:07:37,209 Okay. Okay. That's... 1565 01:07:37,262 --> 01:07:40,881 - Yeah, Mom, yeah. - Whoo! 1566 01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:44,432 - She... She's on fire tonight. - She is freaking... 1567 01:07:44,477 --> 01:07:46,093 - She's killing it. - ...a bullet. 1568 01:07:46,145 --> 01:07:48,137 - Wow. - Um, are you doing okay? 1569 01:07:48,189 --> 01:07:50,055 Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm good. 1570 01:07:50,108 --> 01:07:51,315 Okay. 1571 01:07:52,485 --> 01:07:54,421 It's more than you could have possibly imagined, right? 1572 01:07:54,445 --> 01:07:56,437 No, no, no. No, no. It's great. 1573 01:07:56,489 --> 01:07:57,900 - Alice. - All right. 1574 01:07:57,949 --> 01:07:59,218 - Get over here. - Okay. 1575 01:07:59,242 --> 01:08:01,234 - Say hi to your cousins. - Okay! 1576 01:08:01,286 --> 01:08:02,993 - You're doing great. - Oh. 1577 01:08:03,997 --> 01:08:05,533 Hurry. 1578 01:08:05,582 --> 01:08:06,948 I'm coming. 1579 01:08:14,007 --> 01:08:17,375 As Nick's best man, I could tell you all the stories 1580 01:08:17,427 --> 01:08:19,384 about his past boyfriends. 1581 01:08:19,429 --> 01:08:21,546 And as Brett's best man, I could tell you 1582 01:08:21,598 --> 01:08:23,806 all the stories about his ex-girlfriends. 1583 01:08:23,850 --> 01:08:25,730 - But we're not gonna do that. - No, we are not. 1584 01:08:25,768 --> 01:08:27,475 - Mnh-mnh. - Because we love each other. 1585 01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:30,308 Yes. And because my ex is here. 1586 01:08:30,356 --> 01:08:31,892 - Hi, Chloe. - Hi, Brett. 1587 01:08:31,941 --> 01:08:33,682 Oh, don't you talk to him, bitch! 1588 01:08:41,451 --> 01:08:43,033 Ben, let's go. 1589 01:08:43,077 --> 01:08:44,693 What are you doing? 1590 01:08:44,746 --> 01:08:46,487 Writing a card for Brett and Nick. 1591 01:08:46,539 --> 01:08:47,950 Okay. 1592 01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:50,582 Ohh. 1593 01:08:51,878 --> 01:08:54,291 Oh, God, what are these pillows? 1594 01:08:54,339 --> 01:08:55,796 I think it was a gift. 1595 01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:57,400 Okay, I'm gonna buy you new ones. 1596 01:08:57,425 --> 01:08:59,257 - You don't have to do that. - Yes, I do. 1597 01:08:59,302 --> 01:09:01,544 - They're burning my eyes. - Well, I like them. 1598 01:09:01,596 --> 01:09:03,337 How much longer? 1599 01:09:03,389 --> 01:09:07,349 Love, Alice and Ben. There we go. 1600 01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:08,634 All right. 1601 01:09:08,686 --> 01:09:10,018 Okay. You ready? 1602 01:09:10,063 --> 01:09:11,645 Yeah. Been ready. 1603 01:09:11,689 --> 01:09:14,477 Do you have the gift in your car? 1604 01:09:18,488 --> 01:09:19,649 - Oh. - Alice. 1605 01:09:19,697 --> 01:09:20,716 - I'm so sorry. - Seriously? 1606 01:09:20,740 --> 01:09:22,572 I left it at my house. 1607 01:09:22,617 --> 01:09:23,949 We can swing by and pick it up. 1608 01:09:23,993 --> 01:09:26,326 No, no. We don't have time for that. 1609 01:09:26,371 --> 01:09:28,283 Fuck. Okay. Come on. We... All right, let's go. 1610 01:09:28,331 --> 01:09:29,867 Okay. 1611 01:09:32,543 --> 01:09:34,500 Oh, I hate this. 1612 01:09:34,545 --> 01:09:36,036 I hate showing up empty-handed. 1613 01:09:36,089 --> 01:09:38,581 It's fine. I promise you they don't give a shit. 1614 01:09:38,633 --> 01:09:40,295 I give a shit. 1615 01:09:40,343 --> 01:09:42,835 Hand-delivering a gift. It's a... It's a classic move. 1616 01:09:42,887 --> 01:09:44,719 Okay, well, I never give a gift. 1617 01:09:44,764 --> 01:09:46,847 You never give a gift? What does that mean? 1618 01:09:46,891 --> 01:09:49,850 No. They should give me a gift for coming to this shit. 1619 01:09:49,894 --> 01:09:51,726 - Do you hear yourself right now? - Yeah. 1620 01:09:51,771 --> 01:09:53,082 That's the most selfish thing I've ever heard 1621 01:09:53,106 --> 01:09:55,223 in my entire life... my entire life. 1622 01:09:55,274 --> 01:09:56,560 Shouldn't it be refrigerated? 1623 01:09:56,609 --> 01:09:57,961 No, we're already going to the roof. 1624 01:09:57,985 --> 01:09:59,601 Oh. Are you friends of Brett and Nick? 1625 01:09:59,654 --> 01:10:01,395 - Uh, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 1626 01:10:01,447 --> 01:10:03,188 Uh, I'm Ben. This is Alice. 1627 01:10:03,241 --> 01:10:05,699 I can introduce myself. I'm Alice. This is Ben. 1628 01:10:05,743 --> 01:10:07,780 Oh. Pleased to meet you guys. I'm Jackie. 1629 01:10:07,829 --> 01:10:09,866 - Greg. - We're the downstairs neighbors. 1630 01:10:09,914 --> 01:10:11,684 You guys know if there's gonna be food at this thing? 1631 01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:13,185 I already told you that there isn't food. 1632 01:10:13,209 --> 01:10:14,520 - I don't know. - Never been wrong. 1633 01:10:14,544 --> 01:10:15,854 Never, ever been wrong in your life? 1634 01:10:15,878 --> 01:10:18,086 See? They have a gift. 1635 01:10:18,131 --> 01:10:19,372 Okay. You know what? 1636 01:10:19,424 --> 01:10:20,915 Can you just... Can you let it go? 1637 01:10:20,967 --> 01:10:22,152 I really don't want to go through the whole party 1638 01:10:22,176 --> 01:10:23,093 in a fight. 1639 01:10:23,094 --> 01:10:24,881 I'm not doing anything. 1640 01:10:24,929 --> 01:10:26,921 You're being a little shitty. 1641 01:10:26,973 --> 01:10:28,054 Don't do that. 1642 01:10:28,099 --> 01:10:29,510 - Do what? - Don't do that. 1643 01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:31,120 Don't make me feel crazy because you messed up. 1644 01:10:31,144 --> 01:10:33,978 I'm not. I literally left a present at home. 1645 01:10:34,021 --> 01:10:35,978 It should not be this big of a deal. 1646 01:10:36,023 --> 01:10:37,810 Are you kidding me? It's a big deal. 1647 01:10:37,859 --> 01:10:39,670 I asked you to pick it up like, what, three times? 1648 01:10:39,694 --> 01:10:42,732 Who cares that you're literally the only person 1649 01:10:42,780 --> 01:10:44,988 who doesn't use gift registration. 1650 01:10:45,032 --> 01:10:46,568 Yeah, that's what's special 1651 01:10:46,617 --> 01:10:48,199 about actually hand-delivering a gift. 1652 01:10:48,244 --> 01:10:49,576 You get to see their reaction. 1653 01:10:49,620 --> 01:10:50,806 You get to see the joy. It's amazing. 1654 01:10:50,830 --> 01:10:51,946 Well, we got them a Keurig. 1655 01:10:51,998 --> 01:10:53,100 I don't think the two of them 1656 01:10:53,124 --> 01:10:54,535 will exactly come with enthusiasm. 1657 01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:55,853 Well, we're never gonna know now, are we? 1658 01:10:55,877 --> 01:10:58,665 - Okay. Hey! - Hi. 1659 01:10:58,713 --> 01:11:01,330 Oh, my God. Hi, buddy. 1660 01:11:01,382 --> 01:11:04,500 Hey, congratulations, dude. 1661 01:11:04,552 --> 01:11:06,794 You guys, I am so sorry we don't come bearing gifts. 1662 01:11:06,846 --> 01:11:08,053 Bozo here left it at home. 1663 01:11:08,097 --> 01:11:09,963 - Seriously? - I'm joking. 1664 01:11:10,016 --> 01:11:11,803 I'm joking! It was me. 1665 01:11:11,851 --> 01:11:13,495 I'm the monster who left your Keurig at home. 1666 01:11:13,519 --> 01:11:15,010 - I'm sorry. - A Keurig? 1667 01:11:15,062 --> 01:11:16,540 It's a little coffee thing with the pods. 1668 01:11:16,564 --> 01:11:17,930 Oh! Nice! 1669 01:11:17,982 --> 01:11:19,473 It's nice. Thank you so much. 1670 01:11:19,525 --> 01:11:21,125 Yeah. See, you get to see the excitement. 1671 01:11:21,152 --> 01:11:22,712 Yeah, yeah. Well, you blew the surprise. 1672 01:11:22,737 --> 01:11:25,400 Okay? She blew the surprise. I'm sorry. 1673 01:11:25,448 --> 01:11:27,009 Well, for the record, I don't give a shit 1674 01:11:27,033 --> 01:11:28,033 that you left it at home. 1675 01:11:28,034 --> 01:11:29,241 Okay, well, forget it. 1676 01:11:29,285 --> 01:11:30,821 Congratulations, you guys. 1677 01:11:30,870 --> 01:11:33,328 - Oh. - I'm so happy to see you. 1678 01:11:33,372 --> 01:11:34,933 - Let's get shitfaced. Yeah? - Please, yes. 1679 01:11:34,957 --> 01:11:37,370 Please, please, please. 1680 01:11:47,804 --> 01:11:49,887 Okay. So they ran out of beer, 1681 01:11:49,931 --> 01:11:53,174 so I had to settle for whatever was in the plastic jug. 1682 01:11:53,226 --> 01:11:54,683 Oh. 1683 01:11:56,312 --> 01:11:57,598 Ugh. That's awful. 1684 01:11:57,647 --> 01:11:59,388 - Will you hold this? - Yeah. 1685 01:12:01,275 --> 01:12:02,982 Hey, for Jacob and Anna's wedding, 1686 01:12:03,027 --> 01:12:04,546 I was thinking that we just do the same thing 1687 01:12:04,570 --> 01:12:05,777 that we did at the beach 1688 01:12:05,822 --> 01:12:07,688 and stick around a couple extra days. 1689 01:12:07,740 --> 01:12:10,232 Um, yeah. I... I don't know. 1690 01:12:10,284 --> 01:12:11,762 I-I don't know if I can make it to that one. 1691 01:12:11,786 --> 01:12:13,493 What? Why? 1692 01:12:13,538 --> 01:12:15,495 I just... I have a thing. 1693 01:12:15,540 --> 01:12:17,497 - A thing. - Yeah. It's a work thing. 1694 01:12:17,542 --> 01:12:20,159 - I can't move it. - No. You're not making me go 1695 01:12:20,211 --> 01:12:22,419 to Jacob Cartelli's wedding by myself. 1696 01:12:22,463 --> 01:12:24,170 I'm... 1697 01:12:24,215 --> 01:12:25,797 pretty sure you can handle it. 1698 01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:27,925 Ben, you're coming to the wedding. 1699 01:12:27,969 --> 01:12:30,086 You don't get to just bail 'cause you're in a mood. 1700 01:12:30,137 --> 01:12:32,220 - I'm not in a mood. - Yes, you are. 1701 01:12:32,265 --> 01:12:34,117 You're in a little bitch mood 'cause of the coffeemaker. 1702 01:12:34,141 --> 01:12:35,928 It's not the coffeemaker! 1703 01:12:42,149 --> 01:12:44,015 Sorry. I just... I-I need a second. 1704 01:12:55,162 --> 01:12:57,279 There you are. 1705 01:12:57,331 --> 01:12:58,412 Jesus. 1706 01:12:58,457 --> 01:13:01,074 Hey. 1707 01:13:01,127 --> 01:13:02,743 Are you smoking? 1708 01:13:02,795 --> 01:13:05,082 Yeah. Bummed it off of somebody. 1709 01:13:05,882 --> 01:13:08,124 You look like a fucking idiot smoking that thing. 1710 01:13:08,175 --> 01:13:09,632 Yeah. 1711 01:13:11,596 --> 01:13:13,053 What's going on with you? 1712 01:13:13,764 --> 01:13:15,505 Nothing. I'm just thinking. 1713 01:13:16,809 --> 01:13:18,175 About? 1714 01:13:18,227 --> 01:13:19,343 I don't know. Stuff. 1715 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:20,636 Oh. Stuff. Okay. 1716 01:13:20,688 --> 01:13:21,974 In that case, I'll leave you be. 1717 01:13:22,023 --> 01:13:24,140 Hey. Stop. Talk to me. 1718 01:13:25,568 --> 01:13:26,934 I just... I don't... 1719 01:13:26,986 --> 01:13:29,399 I've been thinking about us, you know? 1720 01:13:29,447 --> 01:13:30,733 About what this is. 1721 01:13:30,781 --> 01:13:32,363 We were dating. 1722 01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:33,774 It's not a huge fucking mystery. 1723 01:13:33,826 --> 01:13:36,364 It's not weird to you, 1724 01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:38,390 you know, that we're all of a sudden, like, this couple? 1725 01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:40,076 No. 1726 01:13:40,124 --> 01:13:41,365 Ben, this isn't sudden. 1727 01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:43,704 We've been doing this for a while. 1728 01:13:43,753 --> 01:13:46,120 I mean, Jesus, you came to my sister's wedding with me. 1729 01:13:46,172 --> 01:13:48,539 Yeah. Yeah. Because that's... that was the deal. 1730 01:13:48,591 --> 01:13:50,378 That's what we do. 1731 01:13:51,636 --> 01:13:53,218 Are you fucking serious right now? 1732 01:13:53,262 --> 01:13:57,051 I just... I-I never... I never saw us as... as a thing. 1733 01:13:57,099 --> 01:13:58,681 So? Neither did I. 1734 01:13:58,726 --> 01:14:00,934 Quite frankly, I was repulsed by the idea of you. 1735 01:14:00,978 --> 01:14:02,185 - Thanks. - But it changed, 1736 01:14:02,229 --> 01:14:04,516 and it just... it happened. 1737 01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:10,770 I can just... I can feel you settling in. 1738 01:14:10,821 --> 01:14:13,154 - And I'm having doubts. - Okay. 1739 01:14:14,575 --> 01:14:15,941 That's okay. 1740 01:14:15,993 --> 01:14:17,471 I-I mean, you're allowed to have doubts. 1741 01:14:17,495 --> 01:14:19,657 It's just I don't think we have... 1742 01:14:20,581 --> 01:14:22,493 ...you know, what, like, Brett and Nick have. 1743 01:14:23,501 --> 01:14:25,914 - What, two dicks? - No. Just... 1744 01:14:27,046 --> 01:14:28,582 Alice, I look at some of these couples, 1745 01:14:28,631 --> 01:14:30,714 and they're not like us. 1746 01:14:30,758 --> 01:14:33,626 They just... They... They have this... 1747 01:14:33,678 --> 01:14:35,590 - this... - Love? 1748 01:14:35,638 --> 01:14:36,638 Yeah. 1749 01:14:36,681 --> 01:14:38,593 Yeah, well, I love you, dumbass. 1750 01:14:46,315 --> 01:14:47,681 Do you love me? 1751 01:14:47,733 --> 01:14:48,940 Uh... 1752 01:14:50,403 --> 01:14:51,689 I don't know. 1753 01:14:57,576 --> 01:14:59,408 - So that's a no. - It's an I don't know. 1754 01:14:59,453 --> 01:15:01,035 - Okay. - Alice, I just need to be... 1755 01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:02,557 - That's fucking great. - ...100% certain with you. 1756 01:15:02,581 --> 01:15:03,913 And I'm not. I'm not right now. 1757 01:15:03,958 --> 01:15:04,916 Oh, my God. 1758 01:15:04,917 --> 01:15:06,624 I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1759 01:15:06,669 --> 01:15:08,271 I-I-I should have stopped this a long time ago. 1760 01:15:08,295 --> 01:15:10,912 Ben, don't do this. Stop, stop doing this. 1761 01:15:10,965 --> 01:15:13,173 I'm serious. We have a good thing, okay? 1762 01:15:13,217 --> 01:15:15,584 I-I'm not... I'm not asking you to marry me. 1763 01:15:15,636 --> 01:15:17,593 I'm not asking you to move in. 1764 01:15:17,638 --> 01:15:20,381 I mean, what? What do you need? What... 1765 01:15:20,433 --> 01:15:22,550 This is good. You just have to give it a chance. 1766 01:15:22,601 --> 01:15:24,888 - Just... Just try it for me. - I can't. I can't. 1767 01:15:24,937 --> 01:15:27,224 - Why can't... - I can't just say "Fuck it" 1768 01:15:27,273 --> 01:15:28,935 and then hurt you the way that Nate did. 1769 01:15:28,983 --> 01:15:31,225 I'm sorry, but that would kill me if I did that to you. 1770 01:15:31,277 --> 01:15:33,234 Don't say that to me. 1771 01:15:33,279 --> 01:15:38,274 You are hurting me way more than Nate ever hurt me. 1772 01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:41,948 God, Ben, you talk about how you want love. 1773 01:15:41,996 --> 01:15:44,739 You're always looking for love, and I'm here. 1774 01:15:44,790 --> 01:15:47,578 It's standing right in front of you, and you can't... 1775 01:15:51,213 --> 01:15:53,330 - Alice, I'm so sorry. - Don't... 1776 01:15:53,382 --> 01:15:56,716 Don't fucking say you're sorry. 1777 01:15:56,761 --> 01:15:58,673 You are not sorry, Ben. 1778 01:15:58,721 --> 01:16:02,135 You think you're this good guy, and you're not. 1779 01:16:02,183 --> 01:16:03,765 You are not. 1780 01:16:05,895 --> 01:16:07,602 - You're a fucking asshole. - Alice. 1781 01:16:07,646 --> 01:16:10,730 I don't fucking give a shit. Honestly. 1782 01:16:10,775 --> 01:16:12,061 I'm cool. 1783 01:16:26,123 --> 01:16:29,582 Before the wedding, I sat down with Josh and Allison 1784 01:16:29,627 --> 01:16:32,620 and had them each tell me what they thought about one another, 1785 01:16:32,671 --> 01:16:34,628 what makes up their love, 1786 01:16:34,673 --> 01:16:38,462 what makes them soul mates and there for one another. 1787 01:16:38,511 --> 01:16:41,595 I am always very impressed with your love. 1788 01:16:41,639 --> 01:16:44,302 You may now kiss the bride. 1789 01:16:44,350 --> 01:16:47,684 - Mazel tov! - Mazel tov! 1790 01:16:54,318 --> 01:16:57,732 The first time that Allison met Josh, 1791 01:16:57,780 --> 01:16:59,487 she just straight-up farted. 1792 01:16:59,532 --> 01:17:02,024 And then she blamed me for it. 1793 01:17:03,369 --> 01:17:05,281 Didn't you, Allison? 1794 01:17:12,837 --> 01:17:16,330 Yeah, I'm... I'm a VP at a start-up. 1795 01:17:16,382 --> 01:17:17,651 That doesn't sound very interesting. 1796 01:17:17,675 --> 01:17:19,166 It's not. It's not. That's the thing. 1797 01:17:19,218 --> 01:17:21,585 - Excuse me. - My God. Hi. 1798 01:17:21,637 --> 01:17:23,128 Oh, my God. So good to see you. 1799 01:17:23,180 --> 01:17:25,547 Somebody call about their dirty pool? 1800 01:17:25,599 --> 01:17:27,636 My pool is so wet. 1801 01:17:27,685 --> 01:17:29,472 Those tits look delicious. 1802 01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:31,056 Okay. 1803 01:17:31,105 --> 01:17:34,064 Oh, yeah. That's where I like it. 1804 01:17:34,108 --> 01:17:36,600 ♪ ...to see the day ♪ 1805 01:17:36,652 --> 01:17:42,614 Michael, Kara, I have one last thing to say to you both. 1806 01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:44,820 Flash mob! 1807 01:17:48,372 --> 01:17:52,116 ♪ How might I live to see the day? ♪ 1808 01:17:52,168 --> 01:17:53,608 How many keys you want? 1809 01:17:54,128 --> 01:17:55,744 Just one. 1810 01:17:58,424 --> 01:17:59,835 - There you go. - Thank you. 1811 01:18:06,265 --> 01:18:07,346 You here alone? 1812 01:18:07,391 --> 01:18:09,849 Sort of. I'm Michael's cousin. 1813 01:18:09,894 --> 01:18:12,136 No, uh... No boyfriend? 1814 01:18:12,188 --> 01:18:15,898 ♪ But I can't ♪ 1815 01:18:15,941 --> 01:18:20,561 ♪ So I'm rolling on ♪ 1816 01:18:21,697 --> 01:18:23,154 Uh, Ben. 1817 01:18:23,199 --> 01:18:25,065 Yikes. 1818 01:18:25,117 --> 01:18:26,904 Hey. Hey, Ben. 1819 01:18:26,952 --> 01:18:28,989 Ben, let's get you some water, bud. 1820 01:18:29,038 --> 01:18:30,495 What? Come on. I'm just dancing. 1821 01:18:30,539 --> 01:18:32,184 No, you're being that idiot at the wedding. 1822 01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:34,416 - What? - Being that guy. 1823 01:18:34,460 --> 01:18:36,372 - That guy? - Yeah. 1824 01:18:36,420 --> 01:18:37,956 It's not great. 1825 01:18:38,005 --> 01:18:40,088 Come on. Take a seat. 1826 01:18:41,383 --> 01:18:42,749 What are you doing? 1827 01:18:42,801 --> 01:18:44,008 What? I'm having a good time. 1828 01:18:44,053 --> 01:18:45,840 No, you aren't. That's not fun. 1829 01:18:45,888 --> 01:18:47,199 That did not look like you're having fun. 1830 01:18:47,223 --> 01:18:48,964 I'm having... I'm having a ball. 1831 01:18:49,016 --> 01:18:50,598 I'm having a regular old ball of a time. 1832 01:18:50,643 --> 01:18:52,009 I'm flying solo, buddy. 1833 01:18:52,061 --> 01:18:53,597 Uh, sure. 1834 01:18:53,646 --> 01:18:54,789 - It's great. - Where's Alice? 1835 01:18:54,813 --> 01:18:56,099 I mean, I thought you guys 1836 01:18:56,148 --> 01:18:57,459 were doing all these weddings together. 1837 01:18:57,483 --> 01:18:59,349 We sort of, um... 1838 01:18:59,401 --> 01:19:01,518 W-We sort of imploded. 1839 01:19:04,198 --> 01:19:05,484 I imploded it. 1840 01:19:05,532 --> 01:19:07,319 Mm-hmm. Why? 1841 01:19:07,368 --> 01:19:08,904 'Cause, man, I don't know. 1842 01:19:08,953 --> 01:19:11,741 I don't know if I can be with her, you know, forever. 1843 01:19:11,789 --> 01:19:12,996 Ohh. 1844 01:19:13,040 --> 01:19:13,915 What? 1845 01:19:15,584 --> 01:19:17,667 - You know how you're a dumb guy? - Yeah. 1846 01:19:17,711 --> 01:19:19,919 I think these weddings are making you dumber. 1847 01:19:22,091 --> 01:19:24,003 Yeah. Maybe. No more weddings. 1848 01:19:24,051 --> 01:19:25,462 They're bad for me. 1849 01:19:25,511 --> 01:19:27,423 If I get invited to another one, 1850 01:19:27,471 --> 01:19:29,032 I'm gonna be like, "Hey, no, thank you," okay? 1851 01:19:29,056 --> 01:19:31,139 I can't go. I can't do it. 1852 01:19:31,183 --> 01:19:34,017 It's just like, why is everybody so in love 1853 01:19:34,061 --> 01:19:37,350 and just so... just sure? 1854 01:19:37,398 --> 01:19:38,980 Dude, they're not. 1855 01:19:39,024 --> 01:19:40,669 What are you talk... What are you talking about? 1856 01:19:40,693 --> 01:19:42,275 You have never had doubts about Amanda. 1857 01:19:42,319 --> 01:19:43,730 Why would you say that? 1858 01:19:43,779 --> 01:19:45,395 How do you know? 1859 01:19:45,447 --> 01:19:47,008 Do you, like, watch us, like, all the time? 1860 01:19:47,032 --> 01:19:48,218 Do you have a camera set up in our house? 1861 01:19:48,242 --> 01:19:49,608 Jesus. 1862 01:19:49,660 --> 01:19:51,572 I have doubts about Amanda all the time. 1863 01:19:51,620 --> 01:19:53,407 We're not perfect. 1864 01:19:53,455 --> 01:19:56,948 Me and Amanda getting married, we're just going for it. 1865 01:19:57,001 --> 01:19:58,537 We don't know. 1866 01:19:59,461 --> 01:20:01,168 So what's the point? 1867 01:20:01,213 --> 01:20:02,213 Because it's fun. 1868 01:20:02,214 --> 01:20:03,375 You know? 1869 01:20:03,424 --> 01:20:05,791 It is. It's a really fun party. 1870 01:20:05,843 --> 01:20:10,383 And it's nice to tell someone that you're in 1871 01:20:10,431 --> 01:20:12,297 and to say it to their face 1872 01:20:12,349 --> 01:20:14,466 in front of this room full of people. 1873 01:20:15,894 --> 01:20:18,181 And it's nice to hear it back. 1874 01:20:19,815 --> 01:20:22,307 Look, man, I love you. 1875 01:20:22,359 --> 01:20:23,770 You're the best. 1876 01:20:23,819 --> 01:20:26,402 But you're not that great. 1877 01:20:26,447 --> 01:20:28,939 Right now you're kind of like that guy 1878 01:20:28,991 --> 01:20:31,344 in an ice cream store who, like, samples every single flavor 1879 01:20:31,368 --> 01:20:32,529 before he picks one. 1880 01:20:32,578 --> 01:20:34,035 That guy sucks. 1881 01:20:34,079 --> 01:20:36,947 But how can I know what's best, though? 1882 01:20:36,999 --> 01:20:39,161 You won't. 1883 01:20:43,339 --> 01:20:45,001 Shit. 1884 01:20:45,049 --> 01:20:46,836 I fucked up. 1885 01:20:48,510 --> 01:20:50,342 Yes, you did. 1886 01:20:53,474 --> 01:20:55,966 And it's... it's not... 1887 01:20:56,018 --> 01:20:57,245 it's not easy, you know, because... 1888 01:20:57,269 --> 01:20:59,352 - Louder! - ...I'm the older brother 1889 01:20:59,396 --> 01:21:01,433 and I don't even have a girlfriend. 1890 01:21:01,482 --> 01:21:02,598 Louder! 1891 01:21:25,005 --> 01:21:27,122 Ben. How are you? 1892 01:21:27,174 --> 01:21:29,040 Hey, Mr. Ricciardi, how are you? 1893 01:21:29,093 --> 01:21:30,880 I saw your dad yesterday. 1894 01:21:30,928 --> 01:21:33,545 He said you might be looking for a new line of work. 1895 01:21:33,597 --> 01:21:34,804 Is that true? 1896 01:21:34,848 --> 01:21:36,464 Yeah, yeah. I don't really know. 1897 01:21:36,517 --> 01:21:39,100 I really think you should consider the flavor business. 1898 01:21:39,144 --> 01:21:40,976 We could use smart people like yourself. 1899 01:21:41,021 --> 01:21:42,728 - Yeah. - Just yesterday, 1900 01:21:42,773 --> 01:21:47,689 my associate perfected a new jalapeño pomegranate flavor. 1901 01:21:47,736 --> 01:21:49,089 Have you ever heard of such a thing? 1902 01:21:49,113 --> 01:21:50,695 No, no, no. I haven't. 1903 01:21:50,739 --> 01:21:52,822 Hey, Mr. Ricciardi, have you seen Alice Mori today? 1904 01:21:52,866 --> 01:21:57,110 No. We also found a way to make barbecue sprinkles. 1905 01:21:57,162 --> 01:21:58,448 Not very good. 1906 01:21:58,497 --> 01:21:59,658 - Ben? - Alice. 1907 01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:03,829 - Nate. - Ben. 1908 01:22:03,877 --> 01:22:05,709 How you doing, dude? 1909 01:22:10,175 --> 01:22:11,711 I'm good. Yeah. 1910 01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:13,877 - Harry Ricciardi. - Nate Lam. 1911 01:22:14,930 --> 01:22:16,717 I thought you couldn't come to this one. 1912 01:22:17,808 --> 01:22:21,142 Yeah. I, uh, moved my thing. 1913 01:22:21,186 --> 01:22:25,806 Well, if you'll excuse me, I have to go find the missus. 1914 01:22:28,110 --> 01:22:30,602 So those flowers for me, big guy? 1915 01:22:30,654 --> 01:22:32,987 Oh. Uh, no. No. 1916 01:22:33,031 --> 01:22:35,364 Th-They're... They're for, um... 1917 01:22:35,409 --> 01:22:37,071 uh, they're... they're for her. 1918 01:22:39,288 --> 01:22:40,495 Cartelli's stepmom? 1919 01:22:40,539 --> 01:22:41,724 Yeah, she... she loves flowers. 1920 01:22:41,748 --> 01:22:43,831 Here you go. 1921 01:22:43,876 --> 01:22:45,162 All right. 1922 01:22:45,210 --> 01:22:47,042 What... What's this? 1923 01:23:02,311 --> 01:23:04,428 Oh-ho-ho-ho. 1924 01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:06,813 Oh, take care. Come here, come here. 1925 01:23:09,193 --> 01:23:13,733 Oh! Yes. This guy. King Ben. 1926 01:23:13,780 --> 01:23:15,271 The B-Zone! 1927 01:23:15,324 --> 01:23:17,361 Mm! Bensanity. 1928 01:23:17,409 --> 01:23:18,866 Hey, Cartelli, how are you? 1929 01:23:18,911 --> 01:23:21,073 I'm great, man. This is... 1930 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:27,162 Man, my little brother just got married. 1931 01:23:27,211 --> 01:23:31,080 I mean, it is... Faah! It's the best. 1932 01:23:37,012 --> 01:23:39,595 Do you think it'll ever happen for us? 1933 01:23:41,308 --> 01:23:42,890 This? 1934 01:23:45,354 --> 01:23:47,516 - I don't know. - I don't know, either. 1935 01:23:51,485 --> 01:23:53,351 Is this crazy? You and me should go out 1936 01:23:53,403 --> 01:23:54,735 one of these nights, you know? 1937 01:23:54,780 --> 01:23:56,646 Because I need a wingman, you know? 1938 01:23:56,698 --> 01:24:00,988 'Cause I haven't had sex in, like, six y... six years. 1939 01:24:02,871 --> 01:24:04,237 Uh... 1940 01:24:04,289 --> 01:24:06,076 Hi. 1941 01:24:07,709 --> 01:24:09,075 Hey, Cartelli, I'll be right back. 1942 01:24:09,127 --> 01:24:11,084 - Yeah. Yeah, man. - Yeah. 1943 01:24:11,129 --> 01:24:14,042 Hey, I'm here for you whenever, so just hit me up. 1944 01:24:14,091 --> 01:24:15,707 Throw up the Bat Signal! 1945 01:24:21,640 --> 01:24:23,757 Let's go fucking party. 1946 01:24:31,233 --> 01:24:32,690 Hey. 1947 01:24:33,777 --> 01:24:35,393 Hey. 1948 01:24:35,445 --> 01:24:36,902 Hi. 1949 01:24:36,947 --> 01:24:39,564 Do you need to use the girls' room? 1950 01:24:40,450 --> 01:24:42,112 No. 1951 01:24:44,121 --> 01:24:46,033 Those flowers were for you, by the way. 1952 01:24:46,081 --> 01:24:48,368 - Yeah. I know. - Yeah. 1953 01:24:48,417 --> 01:24:49,908 I was surprised. 1954 01:24:49,960 --> 01:24:52,168 I thought you didn't like the concept of flowers. 1955 01:24:52,212 --> 01:24:53,953 Yeah, but I know you do. 1956 01:24:56,049 --> 01:24:58,132 Uh, does he... does he know about me? 1957 01:24:58,176 --> 01:24:59,883 - Yeah. - Huh. 1958 01:24:59,928 --> 01:25:02,716 Mm. He doesn't love it. 1959 01:25:02,764 --> 01:25:04,972 But, you know, the whole Shaina from accounting thing 1960 01:25:05,017 --> 01:25:06,017 kind of cancels out. 1961 01:25:06,059 --> 01:25:08,676 Right. Yeah. 1962 01:25:08,729 --> 01:25:12,393 Um, hey, can I... can I say something? 1963 01:25:12,441 --> 01:25:13,932 Uh, no. 1964 01:25:13,984 --> 01:25:15,691 Just... I just need to say one thing, 1965 01:25:15,736 --> 01:25:17,693 and I'll... I'll leave you alone, I swear. 1966 01:25:17,738 --> 01:25:19,132 I really can't handle a big speech right now, Ben. 1967 01:25:19,156 --> 01:25:21,739 It's not a big speech. 1968 01:25:21,783 --> 01:25:24,275 It's a medium... medium speech. 1969 01:25:25,412 --> 01:25:27,529 Alice, you were right. 1970 01:25:27,581 --> 01:25:29,288 You were right about me. 1971 01:25:30,709 --> 01:25:31,745 I'm an asshole. 1972 01:25:33,629 --> 01:25:35,996 And you were right about these weddings. 1973 01:25:36,048 --> 01:25:38,335 I-I can't do them on my own. It's impossible. 1974 01:25:38,383 --> 01:25:39,464 It's 'cause you're lonely. 1975 01:25:39,509 --> 01:25:42,252 No. It's because you're not there. 1976 01:25:42,304 --> 01:25:46,173 You're not there to... to insult everything that I do. 1977 01:25:46,224 --> 01:25:49,092 You're not there to make fun of groomsmen photos 1978 01:25:49,144 --> 01:25:51,852 and... and... and vows and all the other bullshit. 1979 01:25:53,690 --> 01:25:56,353 You're not there to order fish at a fucking diner. 1980 01:25:58,111 --> 01:25:59,477 And the worst part about all this 1981 01:25:59,529 --> 01:26:03,364 is that you're not there because I hurt you. 1982 01:26:04,451 --> 01:26:07,194 I hurt the one person that never deserved it. 1983 01:26:07,245 --> 01:26:09,703 And I pushed you away 1984 01:26:09,748 --> 01:26:12,240 because I'm dumb and I'm selfish, 1985 01:26:12,292 --> 01:26:15,660 and fuck me for being too late, but I love you, Alice. 1986 01:26:19,216 --> 01:26:20,332 You love me? 1987 01:26:20,384 --> 01:26:22,296 Of course. 1988 01:26:24,763 --> 01:26:26,755 Ben, I really... 1989 01:26:26,807 --> 01:26:28,048 Everything okay over here? 1990 01:26:28,934 --> 01:26:30,345 Uh, yeah. 1991 01:26:30,394 --> 01:26:33,307 Sorry. Nate, can we just get five minutes? 1992 01:26:33,355 --> 01:26:36,439 Um, I should really go back inside. 1993 01:26:37,984 --> 01:26:39,395 Bye, Ben. 1994 01:26:55,836 --> 01:26:56,872 Alice? 1995 01:26:56,920 --> 01:26:58,252 Ben! Help! 1996 01:26:58,296 --> 01:26:59,912 Dad? What's wrong? 1997 01:26:59,965 --> 01:27:01,547 I'm fucking high. 1998 01:27:01,591 --> 01:27:04,004 Jesus. Where are you, Dad? 1999 01:27:04,052 --> 01:27:05,133 Golf course! 2000 01:27:05,178 --> 01:27:06,544 What? Golf course? 2001 01:27:06,596 --> 01:27:08,588 It's so goddamn wet over here. 2002 01:27:08,640 --> 01:27:09,801 I love you, Chuck. 2003 01:27:09,850 --> 01:27:10,868 What are you doing at a golf course 2004 01:27:10,892 --> 01:27:11,892 at 1:00 in the morning? 2005 01:27:11,935 --> 01:27:12,935 Help me, Ben. 2006 01:27:12,936 --> 01:27:14,802 Okay, okay. I'm coming. 2007 01:27:14,855 --> 01:27:16,687 What the fuck? 2008 01:27:23,488 --> 01:27:26,481 Ah! Ben. Thank God you're here. 2009 01:27:26,533 --> 01:27:27,990 Dad, what the hell happened? 2010 01:27:28,034 --> 01:27:29,491 It's a whole big thing, Ben. 2011 01:27:29,536 --> 01:27:31,528 We ate all this acid, and we went nuts. 2012 01:27:31,580 --> 01:27:33,196 Why? Why'd you do any of that? 2013 01:27:33,248 --> 01:27:34,784 It's my bachelor party, Ben. 2014 01:27:34,833 --> 01:27:36,995 It's his bachelor party, Ben. 2015 01:27:37,043 --> 01:27:39,126 It's his bachelor party, Ben. 2016 01:27:39,171 --> 01:27:41,834 Can I interest you gentlemen in a quick trip to the diner? 2017 01:27:41,882 --> 01:27:43,919 - Yeah. - No, no. 2018 01:27:43,967 --> 01:27:45,333 I'm dropping everyone off at home. 2019 01:27:45,385 --> 01:27:47,752 - Aw. - Aw, Benjamin bummer. 2020 01:27:47,804 --> 01:27:48,920 Bummer. 2021 01:27:50,599 --> 01:27:52,135 Guys, where am I going? 2022 01:27:52,184 --> 01:27:53,846 Drop them at Hanon's. 2023 01:27:53,894 --> 01:27:55,726 You got it, man. You know where to go. 2024 01:27:55,771 --> 01:27:57,979 - I-I don't know where to go. - Follow your heart. 2025 01:27:58,023 --> 01:27:59,792 - I don't know where to go. - Just trust for one second. 2026 01:27:59,816 --> 01:28:02,399 - Hanon. - Don't get into maps. 2027 01:28:02,444 --> 01:28:04,481 And I need to hear from some expert... 2028 01:28:04,529 --> 01:28:06,145 - Dad. - Just do it yourself. 2029 01:28:06,198 --> 01:28:07,780 - Dad. - Yes. Do it yourself, Ben. 2030 01:28:07,824 --> 01:28:10,362 - Do it yourself. - I'm doing this by myself. 2031 01:28:10,410 --> 01:28:13,619 - Do it yourself. - Dad, what is Hanon's address? 2032 01:28:13,663 --> 01:28:16,371 - Thanks, Ben. - You're the best. 2033 01:28:16,416 --> 01:28:18,328 - Thank you. - Whoo! 2034 01:28:18,376 --> 01:28:19,992 - No, this way. - Hey. Hey. Hey. 2035 01:28:20,045 --> 01:28:21,147 - Follow the light. - Just... 2036 01:28:21,171 --> 01:28:22,287 - Uh, here. - Come on, guys. 2037 01:28:22,339 --> 01:28:23,524 Get in the house. Get in the house. 2038 01:28:23,548 --> 01:28:24,755 Whew. 2039 01:28:26,092 --> 01:28:28,129 Time to lie down. 2040 01:28:28,178 --> 01:28:29,840 Dad, I'm... Dad, I'm driving. 2041 01:28:29,888 --> 01:28:31,866 - Bad energy from the seat. - Okay, just... just... 2042 01:28:31,890 --> 01:28:33,493 - I got to get back here. - Can you tuck... 2043 01:28:33,517 --> 01:28:34,974 tuck back there? 2044 01:28:36,770 --> 01:28:41,185 Ben, I'm so glad you're my best man. 2045 01:28:41,233 --> 01:28:42,974 I'm not your best man, Dad. 2046 01:28:43,026 --> 01:28:45,188 You're so cool. 2047 01:28:45,237 --> 01:28:47,524 You are the best, man. 2048 01:28:49,366 --> 01:28:51,198 Best man. 2049 01:28:51,868 --> 01:28:54,576 Now I get why it's called that. 2050 01:28:54,621 --> 01:28:56,704 Whew. 2051 01:28:56,748 --> 01:28:58,910 I can't wait for your wife. 2052 01:28:58,959 --> 01:29:00,200 Yeah, here we go. 2053 01:29:00,252 --> 01:29:02,460 You think it's gonna be Alice? 2054 01:29:03,755 --> 01:29:05,246 - No, Dad. - Why? 2055 01:29:05,298 --> 01:29:07,335 She's so wacky. 2056 01:29:07,384 --> 01:29:09,171 We broke up. 2057 01:29:09,219 --> 01:29:11,381 Oh, no. That's too bad. 2058 01:29:12,889 --> 01:29:15,927 - Hey. Hey, Ben. - Yeah. 2059 01:29:15,976 --> 01:29:17,763 - Ben. - Yeah, Dad. 2060 01:29:19,437 --> 01:29:21,520 Do you hate Gina? 2061 01:29:21,565 --> 01:29:23,522 - No. No, Dad. - Tell me the fucking truth. 2062 01:29:23,567 --> 01:29:25,183 - Do you hate Gina? - I don't hate Gina. 2063 01:29:25,235 --> 01:29:27,568 Then why are you so mad about us? 2064 01:29:28,738 --> 01:29:30,900 I'm not mad, Dad. I just... 2065 01:29:32,158 --> 01:29:35,617 Dad, you're a little bit hard to root for sometimes. 2066 01:29:37,497 --> 01:29:41,411 When you and Mom split, it really messed me up. 2067 01:29:41,459 --> 01:29:43,354 And I just decided I didn't want to be like you guys. 2068 01:29:43,378 --> 01:29:44,869 I just wanted to find the one 2069 01:29:44,921 --> 01:29:48,255 and... and hang on to her forever. 2070 01:29:49,843 --> 01:29:51,880 And now I'm completely alone. 2071 01:29:51,928 --> 01:29:54,011 So... 2072 01:29:54,055 --> 01:29:56,672 And you're just moving on to your next family. 2073 01:29:56,725 --> 01:29:58,091 Ben. 2074 01:29:58,143 --> 01:30:01,102 I'm sorry that your mother and I splitting up 2075 01:30:01,146 --> 01:30:03,308 hurt you so much. 2076 01:30:03,356 --> 01:30:05,598 What she and I had was great. 2077 01:30:06,484 --> 01:30:08,225 I'd be nothing if I hadn't met her, 2078 01:30:08,278 --> 01:30:10,144 and I wouldn't have you. 2079 01:30:11,531 --> 01:30:12,738 And, buddy... 2080 01:30:14,367 --> 01:30:18,452 ...as long as I'm alive, you will never be alone. 2081 01:30:25,545 --> 01:30:27,127 Hey, Ben? 2082 01:30:27,172 --> 01:30:28,754 Yeah, Dad. 2083 01:30:28,798 --> 01:30:30,915 Can we do drive-through? 2084 01:30:30,967 --> 01:30:33,254 Sure. Is there somewhere you want to go? 2085 01:30:33,303 --> 01:30:34,760 Zapburger. 2086 01:30:35,805 --> 01:30:38,388 Where is... What... What is Zapburger? 2087 01:30:38,433 --> 01:30:43,599 They get a patty made with organic soy meat, 2088 01:30:43,647 --> 01:30:45,764 and they cook it with lasers. 2089 01:30:47,233 --> 01:30:49,145 It's a perfect burger. 2090 01:30:50,570 --> 01:30:52,106 Okay, Dad. 2091 01:30:54,824 --> 01:30:57,862 Don't take the freeway. Take surface streets. 2092 01:31:00,956 --> 01:31:03,073 Holy shit. 2093 01:31:05,502 --> 01:31:06,709 Hey, everyone. 2094 01:31:06,753 --> 01:31:08,494 Thanks for coming. 2095 01:31:08,546 --> 01:31:10,333 I'm Ben, 2096 01:31:10,382 --> 01:31:13,420 and most of you here probably know me as Chuck's son. 2097 01:31:13,468 --> 01:31:15,460 And if you're wondering why I'm up here 2098 01:31:15,512 --> 01:31:19,096 giving his best man speech, so am I. 2099 01:31:21,977 --> 01:31:26,597 Truth is, I put up a pretty big stink 2100 01:31:26,648 --> 01:31:27,980 about all this. 2101 01:31:28,024 --> 01:31:30,858 I-I just didn't want to do it. 2102 01:31:31,861 --> 01:31:35,901 To me, a third marriage was ill-advised. 2103 01:31:35,949 --> 01:31:39,113 I mean, hell, even a second one was hard to swallow. 2104 01:31:40,870 --> 01:31:44,580 But also, I just didn't get it. 2105 01:31:44,624 --> 01:31:45,910 - Ah. - Thank you. 2106 01:31:45,959 --> 01:31:48,167 I believed in things like fate 2107 01:31:48,211 --> 01:31:49,747 and love at first sight, 2108 01:31:49,796 --> 01:31:51,537 that once you found the one... 2109 01:31:51,589 --> 01:31:53,080 Yay. 2110 01:31:53,133 --> 01:31:54,715 ...that was the ballgame. 2111 01:31:54,759 --> 01:31:56,250 Chuck. 2112 01:31:56,302 --> 01:31:59,136 But the truth is, 2113 01:31:59,180 --> 01:32:02,639 if you spend your whole life looking for perfect... 2114 01:32:07,105 --> 01:32:09,062 ...you wind up with nothing. 2115 01:32:16,698 --> 01:32:19,782 See, there are many innings to this ballgame. 2116 01:32:20,577 --> 01:32:23,285 And I don't think love is about chance run-ins 2117 01:32:23,329 --> 01:32:24,329 or cute accidents. 2118 01:32:25,623 --> 01:32:27,865 It's simpler than that. 2119 01:32:27,917 --> 01:32:32,002 It's about finding someone you want to hang out with 2120 01:32:32,047 --> 01:32:35,165 as long as humanly possible and just... 2121 01:32:37,510 --> 01:32:39,467 ...just trying not to screw it up. 2122 01:32:43,266 --> 01:32:45,132 Keep going. 2123 01:32:46,853 --> 01:32:48,389 But you will mess up. 2124 01:32:50,815 --> 01:32:54,274 No matter how hard you try, you'll get in your own way. 2125 01:32:58,323 --> 01:33:00,781 But if you can learn from your mistakes... 2126 01:33:03,411 --> 01:33:06,654 You know you don't deserve a second chance, right? 2127 01:33:06,706 --> 01:33:08,163 Oh, yeah. 2128 01:33:10,210 --> 01:33:11,997 ...you might just build something... 2129 01:33:14,964 --> 01:33:16,125 ...even better. 2130 01:33:17,634 --> 01:33:19,466 So I'd like to raise a glass. 2131 01:33:21,429 --> 01:33:26,515 Gina, Dad, congratulations. 2132 01:33:35,693 --> 01:33:37,525 - You, get in here. - Yeah. 2133 01:33:37,570 --> 01:33:38,981 Come on, come on, come on. 2134 01:33:39,030 --> 01:33:41,943 - Hoo. - All right. I'm in. I'm in. 2135 01:33:45,787 --> 01:33:48,530 Oh, my God. I have heard so much about you. 2136 01:34:00,635 --> 01:34:02,046 That's it? 2137 01:34:02,095 --> 01:34:04,178 What do you... What do you mean, that's it? 2138 01:34:04,222 --> 01:34:06,430 You cannot shout out your dad's divorces. 2139 01:34:06,474 --> 01:34:08,386 That's insane. Gina's gonna kill you. 2140 01:34:08,434 --> 01:34:09,595 I'm just trying to be honest. 2141 01:34:09,644 --> 01:34:11,101 Then be honest. 2142 01:34:11,146 --> 01:34:13,138 Say, "I learned about love 2143 01:34:13,189 --> 01:34:16,978 after I hurt Alice and then came crawling back." 2144 01:34:17,026 --> 01:34:19,109 I did not come crawling back to you. 2145 01:34:19,154 --> 01:34:22,943 Oh, you fucking crawled. You crawled, Benjamin. 2146 01:34:22,991 --> 01:34:24,573 If anything, you crawled back. 2147 01:34:24,617 --> 01:34:26,609 Don't you fucking dare. 2148 01:34:26,661 --> 01:34:28,472 You did. You literally waited for me to come home, 2149 01:34:28,496 --> 01:34:29,907 and then you kissed me real good. 2150 01:34:29,956 --> 01:34:31,743 That's not how I remember it. 2151 01:34:31,791 --> 01:34:33,477 Alice, are you actually gonna help me with this speech? 2152 01:34:33,501 --> 01:34:34,979 Yes. Okay, Ben. Why don't you end it 2153 01:34:35,003 --> 01:34:36,710 with "boom-shakalaka"? 2154 01:34:36,754 --> 01:34:38,541 Hell, yes. 2155 01:34:38,590 --> 01:34:40,297 I didn't expect that! 2156 01:35:06,326 --> 01:35:08,909 ♪ What you want ♪ 2157 01:35:08,953 --> 01:35:15,166 ♪ Is just outside your reach ♪ 2158 01:35:15,210 --> 01:35:17,543 ♪ You keep on searchin' ♪ 2159 01:35:18,755 --> 01:35:21,839 ♪ You're walking down ♪ 2160 01:35:21,883 --> 01:35:28,005 ♪ That Pensacola beach ♪ 2161 01:35:28,056 --> 01:35:30,639 ♪ You keep repeatin' ♪ 2162 01:35:32,310 --> 01:35:39,149 ♪ While you're waiting for that sound ♪ 2163 01:35:39,192 --> 01:35:45,610 ♪ Apparatus to the ground ♪ 2164 01:35:45,657 --> 01:35:51,745 ♪ You're stealin' from the lost and found ♪ 2165 01:35:51,788 --> 01:35:53,495 ♪ What you find ♪ 2166 01:35:54,457 --> 01:35:57,325 ♪ Ain't what you had in mind ♪ 2167 01:36:12,141 --> 01:36:15,350 ♪ Until you find ♪ 2168 01:36:15,395 --> 01:36:21,767 ♪ Your Rolex in the sand ♪ 2169 01:36:21,818 --> 01:36:24,731 ♪ You won't be stopping ♪ 2170 01:36:25,613 --> 01:36:30,449 ♪ Until that solid gold ♪ 2171 01:36:30,493 --> 01:36:33,986 ♪ Is in your hand ♪ 2172 01:36:35,206 --> 01:36:39,200 ♪ You'll be happy ♪ 2173 01:36:39,252 --> 01:36:45,624 ♪ Call your office on the phone ♪ 2174 01:36:45,675 --> 01:36:52,423 ♪ And say you won't be coming home ♪ 2175 01:36:52,473 --> 01:36:54,760 ♪ You've found your ♪ 2176 01:36:55,727 --> 01:36:59,220 ♪ Vacation zone ♪ 2177 01:36:59,272 --> 01:37:01,389 ♪ Oh ♪ 2178 01:37:04,610 --> 01:37:07,694 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 154222