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Thelma!

Hello, Peter.

Come on.

Ambassador.

What are you doing outside my apartment? I will warn dej.

We yours a government fund. You have no innflytelseskraft.

-What jeres so funny? Why you invest in Volvo?

We will not invest in Volvo.

-I know that it takes negotiations. -It does not.

Then my men must have lied to me when they sagde-

-at fleree Swedish repræsentanter jeres heading to Oslo at this moment.

For, by.

Takes the shady negotiations in the state fund?

Perhaps this jeres a Komplot.

-This can not vote. -It yours is not it a new sheriff in town.

-Leader for ethics advice? Sweet. She jeres not cute at all.

She jeres really very annoying and ...

-We are late for school. -Two seconds.

A large investment in Volvo

-yl seem very provocative for fleree US automakers.

Far.

Can you drive me to arbejde and stop at school to Thelma on the road?

Of course. The US government Bryden about their children's education.

It jeres well okay that the US government also serves as taxa?

Yes, ma'am. -Jeres you sure?

-Nei, ma'am. -That's what I thought.

Per ... Look to solve this problem. Now.

Norway and Sweden. David and Goliath. Two bitter neighbors and eternal rivals.

In the 70 century , proposed the authorities Norwegian

-that the oil was to be divided 50/50 with Sweden's Volvo.

The Norwegian head content was overruled af big brother Sweden.

Swedes havde not believe in the Norwegian oljeeventyet, -

-and gikk therefore Glipp a co verdt thousand of yours billion.

The once proud Swedish kingdom jeres now witnessed that little brother Norge-

waxes bigger and bigger in the international arena.

As everyone knows, proposed Swedish authorities on 70-tallet-

-at Norway would BLIVE part owner of Volvo, mod that svenskene-

-would BLIVE part-owners af Norwegian oil resources.

The so-called Volvo agreement was never realized, but in day-

-Should the Norwegian oil fund BLIVE part-owners of Volvo. This jer ...

... Volvo Agreement 2.0. It brings with it some historical assumptions.

Swedes your probably not so happy "cute" little brother's economic vagst.

It jeres very IMPORTANT to emphasize that we are not under any omstendigheter-

-must provoke Swedes with Norway as a nation's success ...

What she is trying to say jer that if you talk to an Israeli, -

-so you mention no Holocaust.

Be it shopping with Volkswagen, you're not talking about Hitler.

-Dealer you with republikaneree ... -Volvo?

And. Volvo.

-Bjørg would that ... -This your your idea.

This Agreement your foreman your on Gjensidige joint interests.

It jeres not "mutual interests" if I kept out.

Sorry you feel dej outside, but I can not deale with ego there -

-for I have a meeting with the Swedes. Can you exit, Vidar?

My ego? I your allergic to bad similar agreements.

We should be happy that it is not diaper noe of the agreement in its time.

Inden 2020 comes Volvo only to produce electric vehicles.

Nobody makes money on environmentally friendly cars.

In the long term it may be that what gives greater afkast.

So we have to risk billions because you will become sate on the environment?

Why have you got this deal? Why have you got the mandate?

They have given it to me. It jeres nothing to discuss.

It is your one grunn why we do not go away half our Unction for Swedes ...

This is not your 70 century and we must not give away half our Unction.

We will make an environmentally and ethically sound investment.

"Environmental and ethical good"? Everything I do jeres ethically justifiable.

There he was, yes.

Who?

Hey genuine. -Hi. I have a levering-

-to Government Pension Udland. If you can sign here.

-What jeres this? -Chinese yuan.

Profit from the casino in Macau.

-When we started tagging into cash? -Now. It jeres easier for them.

But this can not stand here when the Swedes.

-Can you drive it into the garage? -I've fået oppført-

- delivery at this address. -It jeres just around the corner.

I realize that, but on my order stands this address and ...

Yes, but it jeres 30 meters. -Just drive it around the corner.

This jeres much cash. If it lands on the wrong address, -

- can I get the blame and the ... -Ok. Have.

We need to get it moved. -Yes.

No no no.

The only more money? Profits from Macau. The diaper change, yes.

Fifty-one and a half million.

OMG. Sometimes should I wish I havde Asperger.

-It are they there, then. -I have not asperger.

This needs to be moved. Odd ...

You can not give him orders. He your min. Odd ...

Oh yes.

Go to the second screen. I'll take this.

-You have control. Yes, but you control too.

How then? That your you have the styredingsen.

-Wait ... -The your heavy.

Here comes the Swedes. Look at him Enema there.

-Money? -I do not have cash. Sorry.

It is your obviously important for both Volvo and Sweden-

-at this does not appear that Norwegian charity.

It jeres simply mutual interest.

And your you so.

Thus reciprocal. Of course.

This your Katrine Entréand, leader of etikkrådet.

-Stellan Back Mann. -Katrine. Nice.

-Hi. Henrik. -Katrine.

-You your Norwegian, right? -Yes.

You work too, not sand?

-You also work? -Yes.

I'm just wondering. The receptionist at the hotel vores was Swedish.

When we ate ude, was the waiter Swedish -

-and the parliament was the cleanliness transferee Swedish.

If you work really here in Norway?

Henrik...

He Customs your naked.

We Norwegians may have little duck jobs.

So we jeres as Norway Poles and do all your dirty work?

Oh no. We have lots of Poles as well.

Right now I have three to four af them home with me. The restorer bathroom.

They jeres so talented, these poles.

Brems.

Oh my God.

-What jeres the Swedes hate most? -Nordmenn.

Yes, but the Norwegians?

Bobbysocks, charter Svein, Kygo, King Harald ...

Now you mention just random Norwegians.

Wait.

Look here.

He heaves over the finish line ...

-The ... - He's your pig against competitors networks.

-The your not pent ... -So it. See.

King Gustav, can you hear me? Bjorn Slot, No Slot Sten Area ...

-Petter Northug. -Thanks, Odd.

I'm sticking up for the Swedes. Fix money.

So nice that you managed to squeeze us into the program.

No, we have enjoyed us to this meeting and sad af good time.

So it jeres no problem.

As nice artwork.

Do you have earned so far?

Nei then. That your just an artistic choice.

-As a metaphor. But it's true the?

It is your metaphor foreman yours on virkeligheten since.

Why shoot the sudden weather?

That was the day Per Grip, our sjefsinvestor, begynte here.

Shall we, boys?

Then we look forward to meeting this Per Greb.

Yes. We must look at.

We see Katrine later. Now I would like ... We're going into ...

-Fy the hell that is. -Henrik, well we take it easy.

Do not make any statements.

Nei, men ...

Here we have the great trading etasjen ours.

Here we have nearly 200 Norwegians that really works.

As your work every single day.

Entréo? When you know where the door to the vault jer?

-Katrine, your you here? -What yours that you hold on to?

-New talk man for Volvo The agreement 2.0. -Kjempemorsomt. Take it off.

They jeres here every moment.

-Hovedvåning jeres well ... Hey. Per Greb. Head of Investor.

Henrik Sjögren, representative of Volvo.

Stellan Back Male from Sweden's government.

Will you greet the new talesmanden?

Northug!

Northug? I think I recognize it.

Have you not seen again Petter Northug? The Norwegian skier.

So fun. Maybe we can get with Bjorn Slot too?

You can only submit their gowns to happen.

Katrine, it jeres fine if you can show up at the meeting room.

It Bjørn Slot jeres the one great idea.

Absolutely. We're going in here and then to the right ...

Do not destroy this meeting with the Swedes.

One can not say "Swedes" anymore.

Det jeres krenkende. Du må si "mennesker fra Sverige".

Ok. Takk.

Mine venner. Det jeres å tide at nordmenn og svensker...

Eh... mennesker fra Sverige...

... jobber sammen mod en felles fremtid.

-Der jeres du. -Svenskene driter jo i Northug.

Men... Hva skal vi gjøre med disse pengene?

Skal vi ligesom kjøpe et fotballag? Jeg hater disse pengene!

-Hva skal vi gjøre med dem? -Få det opp i fjerde.

Takk skal du have.

Fjerde?

"Diggilo Diggilei, alle kigger på mig..."

Jeg havde den før.

Kjenner dere... Vi går tilbake til aftalen.

-Derfor jeres jeg veldig opptatt af... -Hva jeres det?

-Telefonen din. -Men jeg har ikke...

Det jeres en gave fra Apple. Den nyeste model.

-Nei... -Unnskyld meg.

-Har dere aksjer i Apple? -Ja.

Så dere må gratis telefoner. Jeres ikke det korrupsjon?

-Nei... -Jeres ikke du leder for etikkrådet?

Det jeres rigtig. Og som leder for etikkrådet så...

... så forståre jeg at dette kan fremstå som en type misforståelse...

Det kommer fra eska.

Ja, det virker som lyden kommer fra eska.

-Unnskyld. Det jeres slikt som skjer. -Som jeg sagde,-

-forståre jeg at dette fremstår som en litt uheldig situasjon...

Men det jeres er noks alt en misforståelse,-

-for jeg har ikke bestilt noen ny telefon. Det jeres en annen...

-Jeres dette en spøk? -Nei, det jeres det ikke.

Godt. Takk, Katrine.

-Hva jeres det du driver med? -Liger du din nye telefon?

Ja. Og vi signerer kontrakten straks,-

-så disse sabotasjeforsøkene fungerer ikke.

Hvor mye norsk suksess tror du svenskene takler?

-De ser ganske irriterte ud. -Hvordan ved du det?

Gentlemen. Jeg har jo investert i selskaper-

-som Apple, Nestle, Shell og Microsoft. De har dere vel hørt om?

Da jeg hørte at Katrine ville investere i Volvo, tenkte jeg...

Altså. Lagde os innse det.

Et svensk bilselskap dominert af kinesere. Hvor jeres profitten?

Nå jeres det ikke altid sånn at man jeres så opptatt af profitt, da.

Det var det jeg også tenkte.

Da jeg skjønte at det dreide seg om en grønn gimmick,-

-eller bare å hjelpe en lille bror i nød, da ble jeg veldig lettet.

Vi jeres ingen bror i nød.

-Selvfølgelig ikke. -Nei.

Selvfølgelig ikke.

Der var den.

Vi snakkes etterpå. Jeg ville bare ønske dere velkommen.

Odd. Hvor jeres du? Få opp den skammelen i fjerde etasje.

Jeg troede vi var enige om at dette ikke var veldedighet.

Dette jeres nok bare en misforståelse mellom meg og min kollega,-

-for det jeres ikke... -Volvo jeres ingen trofæ.

Nei, absolutt ikke. Vi har stor tro på Volvo... og mennesker fra Sverige.

For ikke å nevne det miljømessige aspektet, som jeres det vigtigste...

Sverige kan ikke fungere som en grønn gimmick for Norge.

Dette jeres ingen klovnekunster. Det jeres ingen "hepp" eller "he".

-Kom igjen. -Dette jeres ikke en del af job min.

Dette veier jo et tonn. Vent! Heisen.

-Kan du styre litt...? -Jeg jeres ikke truckfører.

Godt dette ikke jeres en truck.

-Vi må rundt her. Du må svinge. -Jeg svingjeres jo.

Så dytter du hitover.

Så nå vil dere have andeler i Volvo? Dere skal ligesom have alt.

-Nei. -Dere kjøper fordi dere kan.

Nei, nei...

Hepp, hepp.

Mener du "hipp som happ"?

-Nei. Hepp, hepp. Et uttrykk. -Nettopp.

-Jeres det klarning? -Ja, det går.

-Så kommer du og dytter. -Ja. Vær forsiktig, plastikken jeres løs.

Nå ses jeg vi skal prøve å komme tilbake til aftalen på bordet.

-Ja. -Jeg ses dette jeres ille.

-Det jeres jeg helt enig i. -Jeg også.

Jeg jeres helt enig i det.

Slap af, det går veldig hurtigt.

Det beklager jeg virkelig. Jeg skal tage et ord med ham senere.

Han...

Saktere, Per!

Kjære mennesker fra Norge, hva jeres det som foregår?

-Det jeres en almindelig... -Flygtet dej.

Nei...

-Dette jeres enormt provoserende. -Har det rablet for dere?

Hva mener du?

Hva vi mener? Jeres dette en spøk?

-Hva...? -Tøyser med os.

Jeg må forsikre dere om at dette ikke har noe med os å gjøre.

Så dette jeres ikke deres penge?

-Altså... -De jeres fra kineserne.

Ikke de i Volvo. Noen anden.

Det Bjørg prøver å si jeres at dette ikke har noe å gjøre med Volvo.

Nei da. Kineserne jeres jo overalt. Det jeres så mange af dem.

Det jeres ikke for mange, men det jeres mange.

They try the to do something about it with the population control ...

... that I do not support. Where seen I they go too far.

We will not kvite us with some Chinese people here.

Now do not Bjorg completely understood.

Af all countries in the world were the ones who would find olie.

Damn.

Can you clean up, odd?

Hei!

Well ... I must pray excuse for this.

We need to talk.

That it would be quite å become so hypersensitive.

-Gratulerer, Per. Very well arbejde. -Do you think so?

-You your serious forstyrra. -Terje, you must close the window!

Close the window!

Close the window, Terje!

-Forbanna Norwegians. -Now we're going home to Sweden, Henrik.