All language subtitles for Loves.Last.Resort.2017.WEB-DL.x264-ION10

[instrumental music]

[ Chloe ]
Ah! Phoenix.

My hometown.

1.5 million patients.

1.5 million hearts.

Make it 1.5 million..

...and one.

You would think
I'd meet the love of my life

at the hospital,
where I spend all of my time.

But actually, I met him

in the most unlikely of places.

An '80s tribute night.

[rock music]

♪ His business was successful

♪ She was a rock star
in the court ♪

He was so into the sitcom
"Last Resort."

And I was so into him.

♪ They decided
on a last resort ♪

Oh and..

♪ Last resort

♪ Where life's
a permanent vacation ♪

The hair..

The passion..

That bandana..

♪ Life's a beach

♪ When the days are long
and life's too short ♪

♪ Why not move on to

♪ Your last resort

[cheering]

That last song was really cool.

Oh, the "Last Resort"
theme song? You know that show?

- Yeah. I love it.
- Oh!

[jazz music]

Okay. So it was the college
version of love at first sight.

[instrumental music]

♪ Why not move on to

♪ Your last resort

Every date was perfect.

Soon, we were officially
a couple.

And he was
the perfect boyfriend.

Well, perfect to me.

He made me feel special..

..in his own way.

[knock on door]

[sighs]

♪ His business was successful

♪ She was a rock star..

[ Chloe ]
But as the years went by..

[instrumental music]

...nothing really changed.

♪ Last resort

♪ Last resort

Every anniversary was the same.

[man on TV]
Welcome back to our
"Last Resort" marathon.

[man on TV]
'Hey, look, when I said I wanted
to cheer up our crabby guests'

'I didn't mean this.'

[Eric laughs]

[ Chloe ]
I couldn't help but want..

...more.

Ha-ha!

[ Chloe ]
But what can I say?

I love my guy.

And I know he loves me too.

[Chloe]
'Aren't you glad
your best friend'

'is also your surgeon?'

It's healing up
really nicely, Bonnie.

You'll be up and dancing
before you know it.

Speaking of dancing

any plans for
the anniversary tonight?

Eric's surprising me.

[chuckles]
We don't usually do fancy stuff

but ten years is big.

Even Eric knows that.

I'm hoping he got us
into that new French place

so I'm wearing
my special-occasion dress.

The one with
the plunging neckline?

Uff! That dress
will land you a proposal

before the baguettes arrive.

He's been playing dumb
all week, but I'm on to him.

I think tonight
might finally be the night.

Ohh!

I'm so excited for you.

I'll bet he's getting ready

to sweep you off your feet
as we speak.

[man on TV]
'And now, rounding out our
48 hour "Last Resort" marathon.'

'The tear-jerking
series finale.'

♪ But when city life
got too stressful ♪

♪ They decided
on a last resort ♪

♪ Last resort

♪ Where life's
a permanent vacation ♪

♪ When the days are long
and life's too short ♪

♪ Why not move on to

♪ Your last resort

[indistinct conversation on TV]

[Eric snoring]

- I'm here.
- Hey.

Gee, I was just
about to clean up.

I, um, I lost track of time.

Wow, you look beautiful.

I-I thought you were at work.

What?

- You forgot.
- 'Huh?'

No, no, I, uh..

N-no, I didn't-I didn't forget.
It's our anniversary, ten years.

I was blogging,
and people were commenting back

and the pizza guy got lost.

It must be so stressful

blogging all day
about an insipid '80s sitcom.

Insipid? What?

I-I thought you loved
"Last Resort."

No. I don't.

I hate it.

I only said I liked it
to go out with you.

When are you gonna do something
with your life?

I've waited ten years..

...for you to grow up.

I need to be with an adult.

No, I..

I can do better.

I will do better.

I know.

When you're ready
to take things seriously..

...call me.

[Bonnie]
'Everything okay?'

[Chloe]
'Okay is pretty accurate.'

[Bonnie]
I'm assuming
still nothing from Eric.

When I said it was over,
I didn't mean "Over" over.

I said, "call me
when you're ready."

- That's clear, right?
- Mm-hmm.

That it wasn't cutting him loose
for good?

But it's been six months
and just nothing.

What if I never see him again?

Then..

...he doesn't deserve you.

You are an intelligent..

...successful

beautiful woman.

The love of your life
is somewhere.

You just have to put
yourself out there.

I appreciate you
looking out for me.

But I can't just move on,
I'm still waiting.

If you keep waiting on Eric

you might just miss out
on the person

you're meant to be with. Hmm?

- Maybe you're right.
- Hmm.

[cell phone ringing]

Eric?

Hello?

[Eric]
'Chloe?'

Hi, Eric.

'Wow, it's, uh, it's good
to hear your voice.'

It's good to hear
your voice too.

How are you?

'Good. Yeah, uh, listen,
maybe we could talk in person?'

I would love that.

Did you have a place in mind?

[indistinct chatter]

Wow, you look great.

Please, have a seat.

Eric, you look amazing.

I'm so happy you called.

After six months,
I was starting to worry.

I know, I'm sorry.

I, I wanted to call sooner

but I wasn't ready.

I am now.

I wanted to thank you

for breaking up with me.

I mean, it was devastating,
but..

...it was the best thing
that ever happened.

You know, I mean,
I was sitting around

dentin' the couch,
sleeping in till 4 p.m.

writing blogs
about "Last Resort."

I mean, that was so wrong.

- It was?
- 'Yeah.'

I mean, you were right.
I was a mess.

You know, that blog
wasn't getting me anywhere.

So, threw it all together..

...made a book.

Hm?

[Chloe laughs]

[laughs]
Here, that's your copy.
I signed the back.

- This is amazing.
- Thank you.

Yeah, Huddleston Publishing.
They published it.

And-and I got that 401[k]

that you always were
on to me about, you know.

Paid off my credit card debt.

- Eric, I'm so proud of you.
- Thank you.

Hey, hey, you know what

thank you for just plugging it
out with me all those years.

I just needed some tough love,
you know.

That's why I invited you
out tonight, I just..

I just really wanted
to celebrate, you know, us and--

I've been thinking
so much about us.

I know. Me too.
I-I thought it was--

- I think we're really ready..
- ...some kind of closure.

- Closure?
- Yeah.

You know, I, I didn't want you

to think that I was holding
a grudge, you know.

'Cause you broke up with me.

I mean, you know, yeah,
it hurt at first

but, you know..

We were together
for ten years, I mean.

That will always have
a special place in my heart.

I mean, you're a great woman,
Chloe.

What are you talking about?

I'm engaged.

[dramatic music]

- What?
- I know, right?

Me engaged. Like, "what?"

Oh, and you'd love her.

Her name's, uh,
Alyssa Huddleston.

She, uh, was
with the publishing company.

She published it for me,
you know.

Turns out she was
a big fan of the blog

for the past couple of years.

How did this happen?

It's been six months.
You're engaged?

That's not even
the craziest part.

What's the craziest part?

We're getting married next week.

Yeah. You should see the venue.
It's fantastic.

I mean, it's usually
booked up, like

uh, two years in advance, okay.

But two people canceled,
Alyssa pulled some strings

so we're like,
"Hey, we're in there."

I gotta do this book-signing
thing, but whatever, you know.

You give the people
what they want.

- Next week?
- 'Yeah, next week.'

It's gonna be awesome.

I mean, it's gonna look exactly

like Lacy and Howard's wedding
from, uh..

'the last episode
of "Last Resort."'

You remember that episode?
We-we.. Chloe?

You remember? Huh?

Hey, Chloe? Chloe?

This is all because of you.

[nervous laugh]

I feel awful. I can't believe
what you told me over the phone.

How did this happen?

I spent ten years trying

and in six months he's getting
married to someone else.

The heart wants what it wants.

He doesn't even know her.
He's making a mistake.

Chloe, I know this isn't how
you saw things going

but the worst thing you could do
right now is to keep holding on.

Eric has moved on,
and you should too.

[sighs]

I can't move on.

I've spent a third of my life
with him.

Okay, time for some tough love.

Your heart is shattered.

Either you can roll around
in the sharp pieces

or you can dust yourself off

and pull yourself together.

I choose rolling around.

Sweetheart

just put one foot
in front of the other.

What am I gonna do?

You need a break.

From work, from this city

and most of all, from Eric.

But I can't just go on vacation.

Oh, yes, you can.

End of story.

And I can too.

In fact, I'm going with you.

And I know just the place.

Welcome to paradise.

- Oh, it's perfect.
- 'Ha-ha-ha.'

And strangely familiar.

[Bonnie]
'I'll go check us in.'

- Can you grab the bags?
- Sure.

Okay.

See you soon. Bye-bye.

There he is, my favorite nephew!

[both laughing]

- Ohh!
- Aunt Bonnie..

Sorry, I-I know
I called last minute.

- You sure this is no trouble?
- No trouble at all.

That's one of the perks
of being a manager.

You got lucky. There was
a last minute cancelation.

I reserved the block.

So who's the other room for?

Someone from the Bridge Club
or, uh, a hot date?

A friend.

- I think you'll like her.
- I like all of your friends

except when they hug me
and they don't let go.

This one's different.

She'll be here in a minute
with the bags.

Uh!

Do me a favor.

Check her in personally.

What, you're not gonna
wait for her?

It was a long drive,
and these bones could lie down.

And in this way, you can get
a little one-on-one time

without me breathing
over your shoulder.

[chuckles]
You're kinda creeping me
out now.

Let me know when you're free

and you can treat us
to dinner, hm.

[chuckles]

Oh.. Uh..

No.

- It's okay. It's..
- Uh..

Let me get those.

That's okay. That's okay.
It's okay.

I am losing this battle.

[chuckles]

Um, can you..

...point me in the direction
of the manager?

Yes, uh..

Uh, that would me.

- How can I help?
- Hi.

I'm a friend of Miss Leigh.

She said you'd take care of me.

You're the friend
staying with her.

- Yes.
- Hm.

Well, I'm her doctor,
but I'm mostly her friend.

- You're the doctor.
- Yes.

[chuckling]

- God.
- What?

What.. Nothing, nothing.
I was just expecting

someone, um...older.

I get that a lot.

So your room is right here,
we are right here.

Your room is on the first floor.

Miss Leigh has
the adjoining suite.

I'll have someone bring
your bags up

so no need to attack
any more plants. Okay?

Thank you.
I'm sorry about that.

I'm not usually such a mess.

No worries.

Enjoy your stay.

And thank you for your..

...you know, taking care of her.

She means a lot to me.

He really cares
about his guests.

[instrumental music]

Need some help?

Oh. Yeah, I'm looking
for room 220.

Oh, you're with the wedding.

I'm Paige,
the event coordinator.

No, I'm just looking
for my room.

Oh. Weird.

220 is in the reserved block.

Let me just look that up.

'Oh. Mm-hmm.'

Hm, Pam and Dave Beresford
canceled.

'Sorry about that.'

You're just gonna wanna head
straight down that hallway.

I'm sorry,
did you say "Beresford?"

I sure did.

Oh, no, u-um, yeah, okay.

That is kind of confidential.

She's so pretty.

This is happening here?

Yeah. Saturday.

Please give me my folder back.

[groaning]

This can't be happening.

Are you okay?

Do you.. Ma'am?

Thank you so much.

Yes.

- I'm so excited!
- I know.

I can't believe
we're here, right?

I mean, the cast
of the "Last Resort"

could've taken a break
right here.

Paul Roberts could've eaten
a sandwich right here.

Yeah, well, that and, you know,
we're getting married!

Ah, yes.

Um. I know, I know,
I'm so sorry.

I just.. I'm just getting
a little amped right now.

[laughing]
You're so cute
when you're excited.

Come here.

[screaming]

[woman screaming]
'Eric!'

It's so exciting. Wait.

Okay. Oh..

- Well, mo-mom.
- Oh, whoa!

Love the cobalt.
Okay, kids.

How was your ride?

This place is great.

Here you go,
all of us at the Wigwam

are very excited to be part
of your special day.

Thank you.

- Mr. Beresford, here you go.
- Thank you.

And please if you need anything

do not hesitate to call me.

I'm very committed,
I haven't left the resort

for a single day
in the past 12 months.

- Oh, my goodness!
- Oh, wow.

That's quite the work ethic.

Oh, it's not work
when it's something you love.

And, as requested,
you guys have the honor

of staying in the same room
and bridal suites that

Lacey and Albert used in the
series finale of "Last Resort."

Oh!

- I think I might cry.
- Oh.

Save those tears
for the wedding.

Make sure to check out
the gift shop

and the "Last Resort" exhibit.

It's filled with collectibles
and memorabilia.

[laughing]

Yes.

I love this place.

- Enjoy your stay.
- He's very excited.

- Why is this happening?
- I am so sorry, Chloe.

I-I-I had no idea.

Does the universe
want me to drown

in a pool of my own tears?

Maybe I should leave.

[Bonnie]
'You're not going anywhere.'

Not until we know everything.

Okay, um, it's just that
I'm the wedding coordinator

and she's clearly hung up
on the groom.

Feels kinda like
a conflict of interest.

Please help me.
I just.. I can't..

So, tell us everything.

There's really nothing to tell.

We haven't even begun
setting up yet.

Well, except for the reception

because by some miracle,
they were able to reserve

the grand garden until Saturday.

So we have plenty of time
to set up.

Can I see it?

Please?

[Hunter]
'Beautiful, isn't it?'

Yeah. Sorry, I didn't know
anyone was out here.

No, please,
stay as long as you need.

I'm just figuring out
some logistics

for the big event
on Saturday.

Not to brag, but this is
gonna be a gorgeous wedding.

Hm.

That's great.

But you don't care.

Usually, people are
pretty happy

when they hear wedding.

I guess it depends
on who's hearing it.

[chuckles]
Why, you're in love
with the groom or something?

No. Of course not.

- That would be..
- Crazy.

Yeah.

[cell phone buzzing]

They're buzzing me up front.

It's okay.

- I can stay if you want--
- No. Please, go.

Don't stay on my account.

I'm not suggesting anything

but if there was someone
in the wedding party

you wanted to see

you might see them at
the private wedding dinner.

7 p.m.

- Thank you.
- Nah.

What can I say

I'm a sucker for romance.

You sure you'll be good?

Yeah. I'll be fine.

Okay.

I'll be fine.

[indistinct chatter]

[attendant]
I hope you all enjoyed
ze appetizer.

And what shall you have, madam?

It's actually what I can't have.

I'm a vegetarian,
but I also have

a gluten, lactose
and soy intolerance.

And, you know, this is
gonna sound weird

but I'm allergic to avocados

and whitefish and eggplants.

And here is the most
important thing.

If I eat nuts

my life is pretty much over.

May I suggest ze pea soup?

Perfect.

I just love the monkey suit.

[both laughing]

- Thank you.
- Mom.

Good work.

Wonderful chopping..
I'm just gonna--

[shouts in foreign language]

Uh.. Okay.

Calm down, it's just looking.

There's nothing wrong
with looking.

[clears throat]
Excuse me, everyone.

Hey, uh, I'd like
to make a toast.

[Eric]
'A very wise person once said'

"When the days are long
and life's too short

uh, why not move on
to your last resort?"

Aww!

Is he quoting the theme song?

Okay, it's from an '80s
sitcom theme song.

'Uh, but no, 'Lyssa, you are
far from my last resort.'

When I first met you..

...my heart was broken.

I didn't think that
I could ever love again

'or be loved'

but you proved me wrong.

You're my first, my last

and final resort
for the rest of my life

and I can't wait to be
beside you

for every second of it.

[both laughing]

- Uh!
- Aah!

[speaking foreign language]

What are you doing here?

What am I doing here?

I'm a doctor

and I'm checking out
a patient.

From ze kitchen?

It's complicated!

[clears throat]

- Eric.
- Yeah?

Um, was there, uh, pesto
in your appetizer?

Yeah. I think so.

[clears throat]

- We just kissed.
- Yeah.

[clears throat]
There's, um,
pine nuts in pesto.

My throat is closing up.

- You need a doctor? A doctor..
- My throat is..

We need a doctor, a doctor!

[male #1]
'Oh dear!'

[Chloe]
'No. No, no, no.'

No, no. Please, please.
No, aah..

Here is ze doctor!

- Chloe.
- Eric!

- Chloe!
- Mrs. Beresford.

Sorry, talk later.
I'm in doctor mode.

I'm going to inject you
with an EpiPen, okay.

[screaming]

[groaning]

I heard there was
a medical emergency.

Oui, my neck is still sore
from the collision.

Okay. How are you feeling?

Better. Thank you.

Any dizziness? Nausea?

Difficulty breathing?

- No.
- Okay.

Everything is..
I think is normal.

What are you doing here?

Oh, you two know each other.

Yeah, this is my ex.

The one who cast you
into the wilderness?

Yeah, this is the one.

Wilderness?

This isn't what you think.

I didn't cast you anywhere.

Maybe a gentle nudge
out of the nest

but obviously
that worked out great!

You must like the results,
I mean, look at him!

- Did you follow me here?
- What? No!

I'm supposed to believe
it's just pure coincidence

you showed up at this resort
as I'm about to get married

- like, in a couple of days.
- It is!

Why'd you come out
of the kitchen?

Doctors don't come out
of the kitchen.

Why are you here?

- Uh..
- She's with me.

What?

- She's my girlfriend.
- Huh?

- Girlfriend?
- You two are dating?

- Yeah.
- Oh.

- Isn't that wonderful, Eric?
- Yeah.

Chloe, Eric has told me
so much about you.

It's nice to finally meet you,
little odd this way

stabbing me in the thigh
and all.

Bet that felt good.

[laughing]
Just doing my job.

Yes, speaking of job

how did the waiter know
that you're a doctor?

[Chloe]
'Um..'

Because she works here.

- Oh.
- What?

- At a resort?
- Yes.

Resorts aren't your thing.

Especially not
the "Last Resort."

I mean, at least
six months ago it wasn't.

No, that was my doing.

Um, we needed
a medical assistant

and she needed a vacation.

I can be very persuasive.

Oh. How wonderful.

Oh, what a wonderful change
of pace for you.

Yes...I work here now.

It's such a crazy,
random coincidence

running into you here.

Well, we would love to take
you and your boyfriend

out to dinner as a thank you
for helping me breathe again.

No, you don't wanna do that.

- We'd love to.
- Ah.

No..

Oh.

Hey!

[camera clicking]

What are you doing? Why are we
going to dinner with them?

You were acting like
a crazy person.

I had to do something
before you blurted out

[as Chloe]
"I'm still in love with him!"

I totally called that,
by the way.

Could you just not say things
you can't un-say.

He's getting married.
That's pretty messed up.

I didn't plan this.
It just happened.

Yeah, you're right, you just
happened to be eavesdropping

while she went
into anaphylactic shock.

Don't...push my buttons.

[chuckling]

'Is that how you treat people
who just saved you'

'from drowning in there?'

No, I'm sorry.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Really, you didn't
have to do that.

I know.

Why did you do that?

I've been a third wheel before.
I know it can be rough.

Plus you were floppin' around
like a dying fish in there.

'It was painful to watch.'

Just when you were starting to
be decent.

It's a gift.

Why are you being
so nice about this?

'It's what any decent man
would've done.'

Plus I like to treat
my employees.

I wasn't joking about the job.

We do need a medical assistant.

And you've done more medical
work in the past 15 minutes

than Dr. James
in the past 15 days.

[chuckles]

- You can't be serious?
- I'm very serious.

Report to the clinic
tomorrow morning.

Dr. James will
bring you up to speed.

Oh, and..

...you might wanna
clean off the suit.

Looks like a baby alien
just puked on you.

Goodnight.

[ Chloe ]
I should've left the moment
I knew he was here.

You didn't follow him here.

You're on vacation.

I followed him to dinner.

It was awful.

Luckily, the manager
came to my rescue

before I died of embarrassment.

Manager?

- Hunter?
- Yeah.

- What?
- O-oh, nothing.

It's just nice that
he's being helpful.

Look at you, rubbing elbows
with handsome young men.

He's only doing it out of pity.

Don't get too excited.

[exhales]
I need to go home.

[Bonnie]
'And why is that?'

Because I can't be
the crazy person

who stalks her ex-boyfriend
at his wedding venue.

You're not here to stalk Eric,
you're here to take a break.

From him.

How can I do that
if he's here?

By letting him see
you've moved on.

Besides, I got you this room,
and you're my ride home.

You're not going anywhere.

[birds chirping]

[instrumental music]

Dr. James?

'Dr. James?'

[caws]

Hello?

'Dr. James?'

Hi!

Oh, oh, I'm sorry.

I'm Chloe Hartwell,
your new assistant.

Oh, wonderful, nice to meet you.

It's been a week
since my last one left

and I've had to do
everything around here.

Oh!

Must've been rough.

Oh, you have no idea.
It's been a nightmare.

I had to reschedule
my deep tissue massage twice.

Twice.

- Hmm.
- Mm-hmm.

Well, I can assure you
I'm very good at my job.

I'm very committed.

Well, I-I'm sure your talents

are probably more
than we'll actually need.

What you'll be dealing mostly
with around here is sunburn.

Very bad sunburn.

Ah, you know what,
now that you're on board

uh, if-if you don't mind

I've got a very important
meeting with a bowl of lobster.

[chuckles]

Okay.

Um, what should I do
while you're gone?

Oh, um, ah, here we are.

This is a fascinating exhibit

especially if you're a fan
of the "Last Resort."

[chuckles]
Well, hold down the fort.
I shall return.

[bell rings]

Is everyone wearing sunscreen?

Kids, have we reapplied?

I don't wanna see anyone
in the clinic tonight.

Sun protection is important.
I'm talking to you.

Alright, troops, listen up.

To summarize..

Basal cell

squamous cell and melanoma

are the three leading
causes of skin cancer.

The longer they remain untreated

the greater
the certainty of death.

Questions?

And they say medicine
isn't fun, huh?

[laughs]
How about some Marco Polo, kids?

[cheering]

Rain check on
the Marco Polo, kids.

Dear Lord, I think
I just spotted an angel.

[all]
Whoo!

[instrumental music]

Excuse me..

but I think it would be
a crime

to let such lovely skin burn.

May I?

- Chloe?
- What am I doing, Paige?

I don't know.

Meditating? Sad yoga?

What am I doing here?

Ruining Eric's wedding?

I mean, no, that's..

Rewind. That's not..
That's not the thing.

You're not..
No, you're over him.

I don't know. I'm confused.

I need to go talk to him.

Oh, Chloe, um..

Oh, God..

I'll have
a mint chocolate shake.

Thanks.

Hey.

Hi.

Your mom told me
where you were.

Sorry, it must feel like
I've been stalking you, huh?

No, no.

Yeah, a smidge.

I mean, no.
You know what?

I should be the one
apologizing to you.

Okay, I mean, you literally
just saved Alyssa's life.

I'm the one acting
like a brat.

It's good to see you.

I mean, it's, you know,
a bit weird

just kinda

brings back
a lot of memories.

Here you go.

Memories like
our favorite shake?

What, now?

[chuckles]

Uh, no, you know, you know,
I'm trying to quit.

Come on, you can't
have changed that much.

[sighs]

Alright, alright.

Mm!

It's good.

Oh, I missed this.

Look, I know things
have been a bit off

but, I mean,
it all worked out for us, right?

I mean, I got the book
and Alyssa, and she's, oh..

She's smart
and she's so beautiful.

- She's so funny.
- Uh-huh.

And I mean you. What, you're
a doctor at a resort now?

I mean, what? And you've got
that, uh, Hinter guy. The..

- Hunter.
- Hunter, yeah.

Yeah, he's great.

And ripped, he's so ripped.

Huh.

I'm surprised you got
a boyfriend so fast.

No, I mean, it's awesome.
You know, Hunter..

It's not even a real name.
It's like a hobby, but..

You sure he's right for you?

[Hunter]
'Hello, everyone.'

'This is your Wigwam
staff manager'

'Hunter Leigh speaking.'

'It's time for the race
of the day.'

'Head to the rock wall and see'

'if you can beat me to the top.'

'Winners get their
very own Wigwam T-shirt.'

Let's see how ripped
this guy really is.

[slurping]

Oh. No.. No..

No..

[rock music]

Excuse me, ma'am, may I
offer you some refreshment?

Okay, who's excited to climb
this wall? Raise your hands.

'Yeah, I like to hear that.'

Which daredevil's
up first now, huh?

'I am.'

I am. Hey, excuse me, bud.

- Eric, no.
- Oh, that's my boy.

[chuckles]

[laughs]

Okay, ever climb before?

I don't look like I climb?

Yes, I climb. I scale.

I ascend.

I'm legally required
to ask you that.

I climbed the only mountain.
Maybe you've heard of it?

It's called life.

[chuckles]

I'll check beginner.

Quit stalling. Let's do this.

Okay, I guess he's ready.

Huh?

Watch and learn.
Do not imitate. Okay?

Okay, buddy.

Go!

[rock music continues]

You need help?

Just trying to make this
look fair, dude.

You good?

I'll see you up there.

♪ Take our time

Oh, no, no, no.

♪ Realize that
you're on your way ♪

[gasps]

Yeah.

[Hunter]
'You okay there, buddy?'

- Yeah?
- Oh.

Honey, you'll always be
a winner to me.

- Whoo-hoo.
- Here, smile, honey.

- Oh, what a great job. Hi.
- Hi-hi.

- Yeah, good job, buddy.
- Good job.

Hey, Chloe.

Chloe..

Hey.

- What was that all about?
- I don't know.

I've never seen him
so competitive.

You didn't say anything to him?

No.

He looked like
he wanted to punch me

in the face or something.

Uh, we were just talking.

I may have used
the word "Ripped"

when describing you.

[laughs]
Ripped?

Yeah, no ex-boyfriend
wants to hear that.

I know, but he was going on and
on about how amazing Alyssa is.

Good, he's marrying her.

[sighs]

It is over between
the two of you, right?

Of course it is.

Alright. If you say so.

So, are we still on for dinner?

Deal's a deal.

As long as Eric doesn't

turn it into some kind
of an eating contest.

He could probably
beat you at that though.

Yeah.

Okay.

- Chloe!
- Good morning, Paige.

Well, as far as I know, the
wedding hasn't been called off.

So I guess I didn't need
to worry about you

after you left yesterday.

Right? You didn't do
anything drastic.

Like, cover the bride-to-be
in peanut butter or something?

No..

Not yet.

That's great. For her and me.

- I really need this job.
- Yeah.

But now, Hunter and I are going
on a double date with them.

Ooh! Hunter.

I've had this conversation.
It's purely professional

slash blackmail

to get me to work
in the clinic.

Wait, rewind.

Prioritizing.

You're going on a date

with someone you're trying to
get over?

- I know, it's not ideal.
- No.

But I can't back out now

and besides I've been thinking..

Eric was
in a ten-year relationship

and he went from that
to marriage

with six months of dating.

Doesn't that seem weird?

I'm just saying.

Why not make sure

they actually belong together?

This is a very slippery slope.

He could be making
a huge mistake.

No, this is not
getting over him.

This is the exact opposite
of that.

Paige, don't worry.

All I'm gonna do is observe.

Observe? Alyssa's wedding?

- Hunter?
- Hi.

You got a minute? I'd like
to talk to you about dinner.

Sure. Let's take a walk.

[Chloe]
'This place is really gorgeous.'

I haven't had a chance
to explore it yet.

I know. I love it.

Even despite its relation
to "Last Resort."

Wait, you don't like it either?

No, I hate it.

- It never made sense to me.
- No.

What qualifications do they have
to run a resort?

- I mean, he's a stockbroker.
- And she's a judge.

- Right?
- Right..

[both laugh]

You're preaching
to the choir.

I had to suffer through
ten years of reruns with Eric.

Oh, and the theme song..
Oh, God. It's awful.

Best part is when the kid with
the glasses transforms into..

Uh, I don't know what..

Oh, my God, yeah,
and his glasses

are magically gone.

Thank you. Thank you.

As if, uh, moving to the desert
will cure your eyesight.

Yeah, it will.

So, is, uh, private tour
part of your managerial duties?

No, no, I actually,
I had ulterior motives

in talking to you.

- Oh.
- Mm-hmm.

I was thinking if we're gonna be

uh, convincing couple we should
probably get to know each other.

What do you think?

- Yeah, that's a good idea.
- Huh.

You're really
taking this seriously.

Yeah. When I commit,
I go all in.

Plus you know,
I, I get it.

What do you mean?

Well, I know what it's like
to see the person you love

end up with someone else.

I was engaged once.

What happened?

I was in the Navy on deployment.

When I came back
she had found someone else.

I'm sorry.

It happens.

Anyway if doing this
helps you get through it then

I'm here to help.

Thanks.

I mean it.

So, we're in business?

Yeah.

- I guess, we are.
- Yes.

[laughs]
Yeah.

Good. Alright,
let's start with the basics.

Where did we meet?

Well, I never leave
the hospital, so..

Oh, really?
We're gonna be together?

And you never the hospital?

[instrumental music]

- No hard feelings?
- Hm, no, I, I guess not.

You could wear it if the band
ever gets back together.

Yeah, they only
come in kids sizes.

Well, that seems
somewhat appropriate.

Uh, why were you even up there?

Uh, you know, just a little
friendly competition.

- So, Alyssa?
- Hmm.

Do you have lots of family
coming in for the wedding?

Nothing too crazy, um,
my dad is a workaholic

so, he and mom will be here
exactly when the wedding starts

right until the reception ends

but, um, everyone else
should be streaming in soon.

Great, it will be
nice to meet them..

...around the resort..

...not at the wedding.

Obviously I'm not suggesting
I'd be at the wedding.

Not that I wouldn't wanna go.

I'm sure
it's gonna be beautiful.

'It's just those seating charts
can be a nightmare, right?'

It'd be crazy to try to squeeze
someone in last minute.

It's just like.. Ah!

[indistinct]

Honey.

This part is really good.

Well, oh, well, um,
let's make a toast.

Yes!

To true love.

And to new friendships.

May we all end up with
the people we deserve.

So, how did you two meet?

Hmm.

- Through work.
- Mmm.

She performed
a life-saving surgery

and I had no choice,
but to woo her mercilessly.

Did.. This was in Phoenix?

Uh-huh.

- Oh, when?
- You know, few months ago.

Oh, I thought you said
you haven't left the resort

like a day in the past year?

Yes, I did.

Quite the memory you got there.

What? Maybe I wasn't clear.

The, the operation was
not for me, it was for my aunt.

Yup, good ol' Aunt Bonnie.

- Bonnie?
- Mm-hmm.

- "Bonnie" Bonnie?
- Mm-hmm.

- Bonnie?
- Bonnie.

Bonnie Lee..

...is your aunt obviously.

What a woman.

Wow, that is so sweet.

I wish we had a story like that.

- We got together over a sitcom.
- Best sitcom ever made.

[Hunter]
'Really?'

Which show?

[Eric]
'Really, you don't
know what show?'

- Wow! Shall we?
- 'Ahem. Yes.'

[Eric]
'Okay.'

One, two..
One, two, three..

♪ His business was successful

♪ She was a rock star
in the court ♪

♪ But when city life
was stressful ♪

♪ They decided
on a last resort ♪

♪ Last resort

♪ Taa

- Great.
- Alright.

My compliments.

You guys don't know
that song?

Of course..

[Chloe]
'Oh, my God.'

What happened in there?

[laughs]

I can't believe
they sang it twice.

I know.

And it's not that complex
of a song.

There is no subtext at all.

That was awful.

Are you kidding me?

That was the best double date
I've ever had.

Okay.

So, what was that
with your aunt?

How long were you gonna
hold on to that truth bomb?

- She didn't tell you?
- No, I had no idea.

Why wouldn't she tell me that?

I've got a pretty good idea.

She wanted to see if we were
gonna hit if off on our own.

Why?

Do you think
she tried to set us up?

Duh.

Well, that doesn't
really seem fair.

I didn't know who you were,
but you've known

all this time I'm her doctor.

Yeah, she told me
a lot about you actually.

You're one of her
favorite people, you know that?

She's one of mine too.

They don't make 'em
like her anymore.

[both laugh]

Yeah, I had this whole different
picture in my head.

It's not until I met you that I
actually realized you were so..

- Stunning?
- Ah.

I was gonna say young.

I was hoping to get
some closure from this date.

'I have more questions
than ever.'

Wait, what do you mean?

They don't seem like they're
ready to get married, right?

Are you kidding me?

We-were you not
on the same date as I was?

These guys are perfect
for each other.

No, they're not.

Don't you see,
their whole relationship

is based on a sitcom?

Okay, Chloe, I know
it's hard to admit

but you're gonna
have to wake up.

Makes so much sense now.

All of the work I put into Eric

I was priming him for marriage.

Of course the next girl
that he meets

just so happens
to be into the same

obscure '80s show
that he is.

Of course he's gonna marry her.

It was the only missing piece.

But that's not love,
that's geeking out

over pop culture.

This marriage
doesn't mean anything.

He didn't choose her over me

he just chose
the next person in line.

Can I ask you something?

Yeah.

What do you see in him?

What?

I don't know,
you guys seem so different.

You didn't know us
when we were together.

What if I told you
that you weren't meant to be

with the girl
that broke your heart?

How would you feel?

I didn't know her,
maybe she was the one.

Yeah, you have a point.

Look, I'm sorry,
I don't wanna fight.

I'm actually feeling good

for the first time
in six months.

What're you doing?

Please, I don't..
I don't wanna complicate things.

I'm not a complicated guy.

[instrumental music]

[knock on door]

[groans]

Uh, no, no, no.

[chuckles]
That's a great look for you.

[groans]
Hunter, what're you doing here?

I just came to
talk to you about last night.

I hope I didn't create

any kind of awkwardness
with that kiss.'

No, it was great.

You're an excellent double date.

Great. Let's go.

- We're having breakfast.
- Go away so I can get dressed.

- 'Come on.'
- Ah..

[Alyssa]
'The main event
is Eric Beresford.'

'Um, the "Last Resort
Lasting Legacy."'

'The main event.'

The author is here,
the author is here

of, uh,
"Last Resort Lasting Legacy."

[Alyssa clears throat]

'I love it.'

'Ah, you are so cute.'

Isn't it great?

Somebody made a GIF out of it.

[Chloe]
'Oh, my God.'

[Kay]
'Or-or is that a GIF?'

'I can't wait to show it
to your kids..'

[Alyssa laughs]

...when you're grown.

- 'That's-that's strong.'
- Yeah.

He looks like a king.

Ow! Ow, yes.

You know, honey,
I'm just gonna go for a walk.

Oh, yeah?
Is everything okay?

Yeah, yeah,
just need to cool off.

- 'Oh.'
- Okay, honey.

Bye, sweetie.

You're really,
you're really skilled.

There's so much of the resort
you haven't seen.

Well..

I do have the day off.

Yes.

[upbeat music]

♪ It's a crying shame

♪ Like a 45

[music continues]

♪ When your finger
pulls that trigger ♪

♪ I lose my mind

♪ You got me feeling right

[instrumental music]

[Eric]
'The best TV show I ever saw.'

Yeah, eh..

Come on..

Really?

[knock on door]
'Eric? It's me.'

Oh. That's three.

[knocking continues]

I have been looking
for you everywhere.

Your mom said
you were at the bar.

- Is everything okay?
- No.

[Eric]
'No, everything's not okay.'

I re-read the book,
and I've found three typos.

[chuckles]
That's not so bad.

This is my first leap
into the literally world.

No wonder, nobody wants my
autograph, because I'm a hack.

Eric, you are not a hack.

Nobody is gonna
care about the typos.

It's a casual ha-ha book.

Ha-ha.

What does that mean?

- Is this some joke book?
- What? No.

- I'm just trying to help.
- Yeah, that's great.

Nobody likes my joke book.
Ha ha.

[exhales]

What is going on with you?

I just need some alone time,
okay?

I-I gotta proofread
this book, and..

Fine, I will go get something
to eat and let you cool off.

Thank you.

Maybe I'll see if Chloe
wants to join me?

- Hello, doctor.
- Alyssa?

Hi, is everything okay?

Oh, everything is great.

Um, this is actually
more of a personal visit.

Um, a-are you busy?

Well, technically,
I'm on the clock.

Oh, of course.

Yes, um, then I will,
I will get out of your hair.

[Chloe]
'Uh, Alyssa?'

Hey, I just wanted to see

if you had any interest

in helping set up the reception?

[laughs]

- Really?
- I just made it weird.

- 'Didn't I?'
- Oh, no.

Yes, yes, yes. I did.

I'm sorry. Look, I know..

I know that
this whole thing is awkward

but it's..

it's like..

Eric talks about you so much

it's like I practically
know you.

- He does?
- All the time.

I mean,
if we weren't getting married

I'd probably be jealous.

[nervous laughter]

I don't know,
it's hard to explain.

It's, um..

'It's like Eric and I..'

It's like
we understand each other

so well.

But then there are times

where I feel like
I don't know him at all.

Does that make any sense?

Actually, yeah.

We dated for ten years
and sometimes

it feels like I still
have a lot to learn.

Exactly. Okay, see,
this is why

I wanted your help.

You have this insight into Eric

that I..

But don't worry about it

it was a bad idea, and um..

I just don't wanna
screw things up.

But, um, I'm sorry

I'm sorry to bother you.

[Chloe]
'Alyssa, I can take a break.'

So...thoughts?

It's beautiful.

I see "Last Resort"
made it to the reception.

Isn't it great?
Eric loved it.

You are a saint
for putting up with that.

A lot of women might be
turned off by his obsession.

Oh, no, this whole thing
was my idea.

I surprised him with
the cardboard cutouts.

- Really?
- Well.

He would never admit this
but we both know

I'm the bigger super fan.

Oh, Chloe, I would
like you to meet Paige.

She is the resort's
wedding planner.

Event coordinator.

- Yes, we've met. Hi, Paige.
- Hi.

Which do you like?

Ceramic? Rustic? Or Tropicana?

Um..

All of them?

Okay, great.

I'll put all of them
on all of the tables.

Um..

I don't know.

Is this all too much?

Is Eric an extravagant
wedding type?

Well..

It's, uh..

Please..

'...be honest.'

My wedding depends on it.

Well, when Eric and I
were dating

and our friends
started having these

huge over the top weddings

we would go
just to make fun of them.

Wow!

I never
would've guessed that.

Yeah, Eric hated this..

...extravagant stuff.

- Really?
- Yeah.

But people change, I guess.

Um, we-well, um..

He hasn't really seen
any of the plans.

Do you think that
this is too much?

Maybe..

...for the Eric I knew.

But, hey

you know him
better than me, right?

[laughs]
You're getting married to him.

I'm sure he's gonna love it.

Well, I better get back
to saving lives.

Oh, God.

[instrumental music]

Paul Roberts.

Where're you going?

Hey! Hey, you. Stop. Hey.

What're you doing with that?

- Just throwing away this junk.
- Junk?

That's not..
That's for my wedding.

- Who told you to do that?
- The bride.

- The bride?
- Yeah.

I got you.

What is going on here?

[instrumental music]

What am I doin'?

[exhales]

- Eric.
- Hi.

- Hi.
- I, uh..

I need to talk to you.

Yeah.

Me, too.

Man, this was all a big mistake.

I mean, what is going on.

I'm about to get married..

...to a woman who I've known
for less than six months.

You and I were together
for ten years

and you tried so hard..

...to make it work.

And I didn't see it then.

Just...wait.

What are you saying?

I'm saying, that when you
kicked me to the curb

it hurt...a lot.

And I was scared.

Ten years is a lot to lose.

And so when Alyssa
came along

I didn't want to see
that happen again.

But I think I went too far
in the opposite direction.

So..

It's just that, everything's
happened too fast.

You know?

I'm.. I don't even know
what I'm feelin' anymore.

The last few days
have just been..

...off between
Alyssa and I.

You know, I just need to
talk to her.

Yeah, I think we just jumped
into this little too fast and..

[exhales]

I don't even know if we should
get married tomorrow.

No, Eric, you can't do that.

I need to talk to her.

I gotta.

And I don't know what's gonna
happen between us. I don't.

You know, but maybe
somewhere amongst this

there's some kind of
happy ending.

...maybe it'd stop me
from making a big mistake.

[music continues]

There you are.

I was worried I'd go to sleep

the day before my wedding

without a goodnight kiss
from the groom.

Eric, what's wrong?

- Hi, Ms. Huddleston.
- Hi.

Um, I was wondering
if I could talk to you

about the wedding tomorrow.

Of course.

[Alyssa clears throat]

How can I help?

Uh.. Um..

Well..

Is it possible to cancel?

[instrumental music]

[Hunter]
Been lookin'
everywhere for you.

I-I just spoke with Alyssa,
the wedding is off.

Eric and I talked..

He's not ready to get married.

It's their decision.

What, he has cold feet,
and you're ready to pick up

where you left off
six months ago?

It's not as simple as
you're making it sound.

Then, please
spell it out for me, Chloe.

I never wanted to change him.

I just wanted him to care
as much as I did.

I wanted him to be the man
that I knew he could be.

But he never did.

Why didn't he try for me?

Why don't I deserve a chance?

He's in love with her.

It's awful.

I wish it didn't
tear you up so much.

'But you have no right to ruin
their chance at happiness.'

He's only backing down
because you stayed here.

And reminded him
how amazing you are.

[crying]

But that's just
remembering what you had.

'Ten years of memories
will give anyone cold feet.'

You have to let him go.

I don't know if I can.

Okay.

Um..

[exhales]

Then I can't be a part of this.

If you're not willing
to at least

try to save what they have.

Then, maybe..

Maybe we both have
some thinking to do.

[music continues]

Did you do this?

[crying]
Yes.

[crying]

I'm sorry. I know you worked
really hard on it.

I don't care about that.

Chloe, they were really happy.

I'd give anything
to have what they have.

Had.

I know..

But I promise I never meant
for any of this to happen.

And Hunter thinks
I'm an awful person.

I am an awful person.

You're not an awful person.

[sobbing]

You've been hurting.

You wanna stop beating
yourself up about it?

You know what
you have to do, right?

I have to make sure
they get married.

No more awful person.

No more mad Hunter.

Piece of cake.

But how am I supposed to
salvage their wedding?

Get creative.

There's gotta be something
to bring those

two weirdos together.

[instrumental music]

[humming]

At least I got to wear you once.

♪ Day has come as you left me
breath a second ♪

[knock on door]

[Paige]
Miss Huddleston?

Yes?

It's Paige,
the event coordinator.

I really need to
speak with you.

Um..

Um, you know..

Uh, now is not
a really good time.

[Paige]
Please! It's an emergency!

Oh, my God.

- Hah.
- Hah!

Hey, what's wrong?

[crying]
Are you wearing
your wedding dress?

[crying]
Yes. And I'm
not getting married.

So, I realize
what a hot mess I am.

What's the emergency?

No time to talk.

You need to come with me, now.

But I'll look like
a crazy person.

A gorgeous crazy person.

- Oh.
- Come on.

Oh, right.

Oh, my God.

Where are we going?

[instrumental music]

Ooh, there you are.

Okay, enough of this.

- You're coming with me.
- No.

I just want to be alone,
okay, mom?

Aww..

Oh!

Get up! Put your shoes on
and act like an adult.

- They're on.
- Oh, well, good.

[Hunter]
'I don't understand why you
can't tell me where we going.'

Because it's a surprise.

Trust your aunt.

How are you so fast?

[indistinct]
We're just showing up.

You're fine. You're fine.

[indistinct]

Eric..

Alyssa.

You're wearing
your wedding dress.

Yeah, um..

I thought I would get
some mileage out of it.

You know?

You look beautiful.

[gasps]

[Hunter]
'Well, this is strange.'

Is the wedding back on?
'Cause no one told the manager.

No, I'm not sure
what's going on.

["Wedding March" on piano]

[gasps]

- Did you do this?
- No.

You didn't do it either?

No.

I did.

I know you called it off, but..

Paige, Kay, and Bonnie and I

we sorta put it back on.

- What?
- Chloe, why are you doing this?

I'm stopping you from
making a huge mistake.

'When I came here,
it really was to escape.'

But then, you showed up.
And I got confused.

I thought I was still in love
with you and you were

only rushing into this
because of how we ended things.

I know now how wrong I was.

Alyssa..

All you've tried to do
is be my friend, and uh..

All I've done is
derail your wedding.

'I'm so sorry.'

I'm the reason
Eric called it off.

I knew he was having
second thoughts after I got here

and I didn't do
anything to stop it.

I thought you were my friend.

I'm trying to be now.

Alyssa..

Eric doesn't love me.

He loves you.

'And you can hate me.'

I would.

But, please, don't let it
stop you from marrying him.

You two are perfect
for each other.

Don't throw that away.

I'm so sorry.

I was an idiot.

Yes, you were.

Especially,
if you thought

that you would be getting
out of marrying me so easily.

[Eric laughs]

Oh, I don't mean
to ruin this moment

but we should get
the show on the road.

There are a lot of
anxious people waiting.

Oh. Why didn't you tell
the guests it was off?

Oh, well,
we just had a feeling

that it was a bit premature.

I don't have my tux.

- Oh.
- I got you covered.

It's with my selfie stick.

And I hope you don't mind

but I wanted to give you
your present a little early.

Don't hog all the credit.

It's from both of us.

I had it dust off
my little black book.

Oh, ha ha!

[music continues]

[Bonnie]
'Paul.'

P-Paul Ra.. Roberts.

[laughs]

- Mr. Campbell.
- Yes, how do you do?

Nice to meet you.

Listen, I'm sorry to
crash your wedding like this

but I heard there was
an open officiant position.

- Woo! Oh!
- What?

God, I love this place.

Paul Robert.. Ha ha ha!

[laughs]
We're getting married

at the Last Resort.

[all laughing]

[music continues]

[instrumental music]

[Paul]
'And it is my great honor'

to now introduce you to
Mr. and Mrs. Beresford.

[cheering and applauding]

[whistles]

Oh, it's just like
the series finale.

Oh!

[laughs]

♪ His book was
really successful ♪

♪ She was a publishing tycoon

♪ And though the wedding
was really stressful ♪

♪ They were ready
for their honeymoon ♪

[rock music]

♪ His business was successful

♪ She was a rock star
in the court ♪

♪ But when the city life
got too stressful ♪

Can't believe
we get to stay here

another week
for our honeymoon.

- I love this place.
- Oh, yeah.

I'm makin' a GIF.

That is not how this works.

[Paul]
'I think you're as beautiful
as the day we met.'

And it seems,
you're still a good actor.

[laughing]

Uh, sorry,
this next dance is mine.

I love being fussed over.

[laughs]

- Oh, Mr. Last Resort.
- Mm-hmm!

Shall we show them our moves?

Oh, we will.

Let's get some air first.

I have to hand it to you.

- That was impressive.
- Mm.

See what happens when you use
your powers for good?

It was a nice change of pace.

So..

Now what?

I don't know..

[instrumental music]

I do have this connection
at a resort.

It's a medical gig.

But...I don't know
if it's worth the drama.

The manager can be a bit much.

Hmm.

I hate to crush your dreams

but as a medical assistant
you, uh

almost sabotaged one of
the biggest events of the year

in this resort.

I don't think we're gonna
take you back on.

Though I did hear Dr. James
is officially retiring

so there is an opening
for head physician.

What do you say?

Stick around a while, huh?

Paradise wouldn't bore us a day.

It's not that bad.

You know, that would
basically make us

the couple from "Last Resort."

Right.

Ah..

I'm willing
to give it a shot.

[chuckles]

What about my life?
My career?

I have a lot of patients.

I have a lot of patience, too.

I can wait.

[laughs]
That was so bad.

Yeah. Yeah, that was.

Plenty more
where that came from.

But I have been meaning
to take more vacations.

[instrumental music]

[music continues]

[instrumental music]