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[Love O2O]

[Episode 22]

After I worked hard day and night

Joyful Xi's forging skills have finally reached max level!

This is cause for celebration!

This is great!

I finally don't have to listen to your whining

or be summoned to practice for you.

I'm still missing one piece of material to make the sword I want.

I really can't beat it...

Wei Wei!

Think about the immense trauma my heart suffered today.

Bring me your computer.

Wei Wei.

You got it.

Please be a rare material.

Please be a rare material.

Wei Wei, with your luck, it's a shame not to buy a lottery ticket!

You got it on the first try!

You have all the materials you need now.

Go try again at the blacksmith's store.

A historic moment is about to happen.

Just watch me.

Wei Wei.

What is it?

I'm nervous.

Now I'll have to use the amethyst vase to reset the equipment's attributes.

It all depends on luck.

Wei Wei, you should do it for me.

That's no good. It's a gift for your friend.

I can't click for you on the most important step.

Look at my finger and my wound.

What if I produce a sword of calamity and bloodshed with my one click?

And you're clearly on a lucky streak tonight.

You got such a rare material in one try.

That's...

I'm going to click then.

Er Xi, Er Xi! It's a top-quality sword!

Oh my! I'm so darn lucky!

Wei Wei, what would I do without you?

Calm down.

All right, now you can write on the sword and convey your heartfelt wishes.

Go on.

Wei Wei, it's kind of embarrassing.

- Can you... - I understand.

I don't see anything.

Your Highness Er Xi, are you done yet?

Let me look at it a bit longer.

- Hello? - Wei Wei? It's Sleeping Butterfly.

Sleeping Butterfly?

I want to ask if you have time tomorrow? Let's have dinner.

Tomorrow?

Are you free tomorrow?

I should be.

That's great. I'll message you the time and place later.

- Okay. - See you tomorrow then.

See you tomorrow. Bye.

Someone's asking you out?

It's a friend in the game.

Don't you have an hour of swimming every day with Master?

If you go out to dinner with someone else

would he have something to say about that?

Whether he does or not isn't important.

What are you laughing at?

Are you casting me aside now that you have your sword?

Wei Wei, do you just not want to go swimming with Master

and that's why you agreed to dinner so quickly?

Can't stand getting nosebleeds every day?

Clever people die too quickly. Understand?

I understand, I understand.

I've had such lavish meals. I need a break from them.

- You're showing off again! - Okay, I shouldn't have.

I can't help it. I've been influenced by others.

You're still doing it! When will you stop?

Never, never!

I've been influenced!

Wei Wei has already met two online friends.

One of them was the great Master.

I wonder how Wei Guang looks.

Why did I think of that pathetic guy?

They're both Guang, but Wei Guang is like the sunshine.

As for that Cao Guang

he's at most just a tiny two watt lightbulb.

Wei Guang, Wei Guang. When will you come online?

Reporting in. Coffee has been eating and pooping normally today.

But it's just been a bit lazy, always staring out the window.

It's probably missing you.

Special news! Today, Coffee learned a new skill, catching houseflies.

From now on, its owner won't have to worry about it being bored.

That's why... I opened up all the windows to let flies in!

The owner probably won't mind, right?

Coffee is really cute.

But somebody's big face is ruining the picture.

Coffee's unspoken words are

"If you don't respect Sister Er Xi, then you don't respect me."

"I'm going to fart to show my disdain."

Let's sit there.

There?

Hello, who would be ordering?

Senior KO, you order.

No, thanks.

I'll do it.

Junior Wei Wei.

How come you haven't called me Senior Hao?

If I called you that, Master would destroy me.

Why?

Senior Hao.

Senior Hao... Senior Hao... (Hao sounds like the word for "fond of".)

Senior Hao...

Forget it, forget it.

Don't call me that.

If you call me that, he won't destroy you. He'll destroy me.

That's so dangerous. I could've lost my life.

I'll order.

I need to comfort my young heart.

Have you noticed?

After Third Bro got Third Sister-in-law, he's been so well taken care of.

In the past, if he didn't have time for lunch

he'd just have a bun and water.

Look at him now. He gets so much to eat.

You're so thoughtful.

He only ate buns and water?

That's not all. If he got caught up in work, he didn't even get a bun.

Look at Junior Wei Wei's distressed expression.

Yes.

I've noticed he's really not choosy about food.

He actually told me to bring him fried rice.

That doesn't have much nutrition.

Leave it to me to provide him with a balanced nutritional diet.

Add on a juice full of love too. There'll be food and drink.

A 100 percent balanced nutritional diet.

Save me! Their dazzling affection is blinding me.

I once had a sincere online romance right in front of me

but I didn't cherish it.

Now that I think about it, I really regret it.

Senior Hao, online romances are not appropriate.

Then what about you and Xiao Nai?

We met each other online and then got to know each other in real life.

And then...

Whose was yours with? Let's hear it.

It wasn't in "A Chinese Ghost Story".

Before I was playing "A Chinese Ghost Story"

I played a game called "Fantasy Planet".

I played a Heavenly Healer character.

I know of that game.

But I think only female players played as Heavenly Healers.

You played a female character?

That was the only character in the game that fit my aesthetic tastes.

A lot of my friends formed partnerships, so I wanted to find a partner too.

In general, couples are formed by a man and a woman.

You had a female character. Were you looking for a male player?

You're wrong. I was looking for a woman playing as a man.

- That worked? - Of course.

There was a male character in the game named Blossom Arrow.

It was designed to be very feminine.

Most guys wouldn't choose to play that character.

Instead, it was very popular with the girls.

I thought I'd look for a Blossom Arrow.

I even found someone whose name looked like a girl's.

It was...

Plucker of Stars.

That name sounds very bold and imposing. Why would it be a girl?

I... I thought only girls would want to pluck the stars.

And in order to express my understanding

I deliberately didn't ask the question of gender.

In the end, I found out

he was a... she-male.

That's so complicated. So was it a man or a woman?

He was a pure man.

- And then? - Later on?

There's no more.

After I found out he was a man

I didn't touch that game anymore.

Mr. Beauty, you're blaming someone else?

You were the one who masqueraded as a female player

played with other people's feelings, and then abandoned them.

Scum.

I'm not scum.

In the start, my motives were pure.

Was the server you were on called Chang'an Under the Moon?

How did you know?

Because I am Plucker of Stars.

My stomach really hurts. Junior Wei Wei, take me to the hospital!

It's that serious?

There was lightning and thunder in there! That was so scary!

Their glares were so fierce!

That is basically fate.

It's an ill-fated relationship.

Junior.

Senior.

Let's go back to the office.

GM Xiao, there's none of the fried rice you wanted me to bring you.

I just got some vegetables, beef, and rice.

You don't mind, right?

Anything's fine.

Please get me a glass of water too, Miss Bei.

I already got you a drink. Here.

Please enjoy, Great Master.

How come you're so virtuous today?

That is my nature.

I can't have dinner with you tonight.

Butterfly asked me out.

She treated me last time, so this time, I'm treating her.

Is that it?

I was thinking you were trying to avoid going swimming with me.

You're reading too much into it, GM Xiao.

In that case, let's go tomorrow.

All right. Go to your dinner.

There are thunderstorms tonight though. Don't get rained on. Okay?

Yes, sir!

Don't forget to drink the juice full of my love. Bye.

Four great beauties, get in the car.

That car is so cool!

Goodness, even the man is good-looking!

Hello, this way please.

So you are Zhen Shui?

You are Enchantress?

When we saw you at the entrance, it didn't even occur to us!

Yes, even though we've seen pictures, we really couldn't recognize you.

Enchantress, you look even better than your pictures.

All right, almost everyone is here now.

It's my treat tonight. Order whatever you want.

Waiter, menu!

We won't hold back on a wealthy man then.

How come Reed Wei Wei still isn't here?

Sleeping Butterfly, when will she be here?

Don't tell me she's not coming.

She has always kept to her word.

She'll definitely be here.

We really look forward to seeing her.

It's such a fancy place.

I wonder if I brought enough money.

Oh well. If anything, I'll call Master over to save me.

Jiu Ju Xuan? Why does it sound like a private room?

She's here.

Reed Wei Wei? She's here?

Where? Who is it?

Sleeping Butterfly said Reed Wei Wei is a beauty.

I really want to see how she looks.

Yes.

Sleeping Butterfly, is Reed Wei Wei as pretty as Enchantress?

You'll know when she gets here.

Of course she isn't as pretty as Enchantress.

Enchantress is the server's number one beauty.

All right, don't be so ridiculous, comparing everybody to me.

Okay, okay. No more comparing.

How can most girls compare to our Enchantress?

If it weren't for you, Ultimate Fighter wouldn't have met Xiao Yu Qing Qing.

Ultimate Fighter and I wouldn't have ended up like this.

You should have a taste of the pain I'm in.

Let's see if you can still laugh then.

Miss, this way please.

She's here, she's here!

Are you kidding? That's considered a beauty?

No way.

Miss, this way please.

She's here.

No way.

Wei Wei.

It's great that you could attend this meet up.

- Let's go. - Meet up?

Do me a favor. I'll explain to you later.

I saved a seat for you over there. Let's go sit down.

I never expected she'd be so pretty.

Yes, she sure is a beauty.

You are Reed Wei Wei?

Yes.

She's so beautiful.

A beautiful woman!

Hello, everyone. I am Reed Wei Wei.

How is that possible? You're lying.

Exactly. You should do your homework first before lying.

We've seen Reed Wei Wei before. She doesn't look like you.

You've seen Reed Wei Wei?

Of course.

The real Reed Wei Wei works at Zhen Shui's company.

Not only are her looks average, but her fashion style is also terrible.

She wore a plaid shirt, like a standard IT woman.

Who are you? Why are you pretending to be Reed Wei Wei?

I know.

Reed Wei Wei is afraid of meeting us, so she paid you to come here.

Plaid shirt?

The boss's girlfriends came today.

It was a real eye-opener!

Girlfriends?

In any case, it was a group of women. They all looked and dressed the same.

But that's not the point.

The point is I'm a highly skilled intern

and they used me like a maid today!

They even spilled coffee on my white sneakers.

It won't even come off after washing it the whole night!

I don't want to live anymore!

So they're the ones who tormented Er Xi.

They're too much.

I have to get justice for Er Xi.

I don't know who it is you're talking about.

There are many similar names in the game.

Didn't you also have an alternate account by the name of Loser Wei Wei?

And even if her name is Reed Wei Wei

she could be on another server.

How could there be such a coincidence? You're definitely an imposter.

Exactly.

You guys don't believe me?

I really don't know if she's the real one.

Which one of you brought a laptop?

- I brought one. - Me too.

Right! She can prove her identity by logging in to her account.

How does that prove her identity?

If she's really an imposter, she must have the account name too.

An account can be impersonated, but fight moves can't be.

How about this?

I'll duel the four of you.

If I win four fights in a row

is that enough to prove I am Reed Wei Wei?

Duel?

That's...

What? Too scared?

That's a good idea. Have a duel.

Reed Wei Wei's fighting skills aren't easily imitated.

Yes, or else we won't know who to believe.

Let's duel then. Who's afraid?

Next.

Again.

Her hands are so fast.

Her moves are so fluid.

It seems you really are Reed Wei Wei.

We made a mistake.

Let's just end the duels here.

We're all here for dinner. Why get into fighting and killing?

This sort of online game meet up is only fun with a duel.

We agreed to four duels.

What? Afraid to duel?

I think we should just drop it.

We must have made a mistake.

Do it for my sake.

It's a friendly gathering today. Why make it so intense?

Who are you?

I'm Zhen Shui Wu Xiang.

It's you?

How's this? You can take her place.

How could I fight a girl?

Then cut the crap.

Let's get started.

She's practically toying with her.

Yes, it's horrible for Enchantress Xiao Yu.

Reed Wei Wei is just playing with her, not killing her.

It's like a cat playing with a mouse.

Hey! Reed Wei Wei, if you are going to duel, then duel.

What do you mean by toying with her?

You guys should know very clearly how to toy with people.

What do you mean by that?

Not much.

I'm a bit tired from fighting three rounds

so I want to rest for a while and play slowly.

Zhen Shui.

Zhen Shui!

It's just a game. Don't take it too seriously.

Exactly, Enchantress. We're just playing a game.

If you take it seriously, then you lose.

Well? Does this prove I am Reed Wei Wei?

Yes, yes. Wei Wei, you're so awesome.

I never expected Reed Wei Wei isn't a transvestite as rumored

but such a beauty!

You've kept such a low profile.

I originally thought Enchantress Xiao Yu was quite pretty.

Yes.

But once Reed arrived, it was like she no longer existed.

Yes, Enchantress is like a wallflower now.

There are no more doubts, right?

We came to meet each other, not to doubt anybody.

Enchantress, Qing Qing, you two are great all around

but you're just too suspicious.

Wei Wei, let's go sit down.

Let's all get back to our seats.

- Let's go. - That was amazing.

Reed.

I am Ultimate Fighter.

In the past, we had some misunderstandings in the game.

But since we're all here now

I think we should forget about those things now.

Of course.

I don't have to introduce these four to you.

You've all just met through fighting.

Reed, you're really as bold as you are in the game.

You too.

Since we've all been introduced, then let's start eating.

Waiter.

We can begin now.

Add another coral grouper and two Australian lobsters.

Okay.

That's so expensive.

Zhen Shui, you're so rich.

It's nothing. Everybody's having a good time.

If it weren't for Zhen Shui, we wouldn't be eating here today.

Any dish here costs three figures.

Yes, Zhen Shui has always been generous. He treats others wherever he goes.

Wei Wei, your dress is very pretty.

How much did it cost?

I bought it on a whim. I've forgotten.

Wei Wei, what do we call you?

Just call me Reed.

Wei Wei, I remember you're also a student.

Which school do you go to?

Our school's food tastes very good.

Qing University's name, Beijing Technology Institute's food

Beijing Foreign Institute's women, and Beihang University's men.

So you're from Beijing Tech? What's your major?

Computer Science.

I'm also in Computer Science.

But how come I've never seen you before?

As luck would have it!

I wanted to mislead them, but I've opened a can of worms instead.

There are a lot of working women nowadays who say they're university students.

As a woman, how can you have such foul thoughts?

Which branch are you in?

Quanshan District.

You can only move to the main branch in junior year, right?

So you're an upperclassman in the main branch?

No wonder I've never seen you.

You don't look any older than me though.

How come it's been raining so much lately?

It's fine. Let's go next door for karaoke later. We won't get wet.

Okay! Let's go singing!

That's a good idea!

Let's drink to that! I love singing.

Hello?

It's raining too heavily. I'll come pick you up.

Then come over now.

Wei Wei, was that your boyfriend?

Wei Wei, why are you leaving so soon?

We're planning on going to karaoke after dinner. Come along too.

That's right. I want to hear a beautiful woman singing.

Oh, your boyfriend can come too.

We seldom meet up. You're leaving so soon?

- Exactly. - Come on.

No, I'm not going. I have something to do later tonight.

Waiter, check.

Okay, please wait.

It's pouring.

How am I going to get home?

It'll stop soon.

Go to karaoke. You don't have to wait with me.

That won't do.

It's not right to let a beautiful woman wait alone in the rain for her boyfriend.

That's right.

He'll be here soon. It's fine.

It's just karaoke. Singing one less song is no big deal.

Yes.

I think you guys just want to see

what the boyfriend of a beautiful woman looks like.

I bet I'm not the only one who's curious.

I'd like to see what Reed Wei Wei's boyfriend looks like too.

Zhen Shui is handsome and rich. His family has a listed company.

In terms of boyfriends, our Enchantress definitely wins.

He's here!

It's him?

Look! He's gorgeous!

You guys have fun. I'll be leaving now.

Wei Wei, why don't you ask your boyfriend to come along?

It's a rare opportunity after all.

No. He's rather reserved. He doesn't like meeting strangers.

Let's go.

Hey!

Your girlfriend married several men in a game!

Did you know?

In the game, she goes around seducing others and stirring up trouble!

Her reputation is horrible!

All of us here know that.

Handsome, don't be deceived by her.

As long as she is willing to be with me

I don't care about any of that.

I always knew you were a master at pissing people off

but I never thought your acting skills could be so convincing.

Xiao Yu Qing Qing wanted to drive a wedge between us so you'd dump me.

But then you acted as if even if I had an affair, you would have no regrets.

A master is a master!

If my apricot tree leans over the wall (To have an affair.)

you really wouldn't mind?

I wouldn't mind.

I thought you would cut my branches.

At most...

if you leaned an inch over the wall, I'd move the wall over an inch.

If you leaned a foot over, I'd move ten feet over.

Coffee?

Coffee?

Coffee?

Coffee?

I knew you'd be here.

It's been a long time. Have you been good?

Looks like someone's been taking good care of you.

Having dinner alone can be wonderful too. Let's begin!

Wei Guang! You're finally on!

I'll be waiting for you at our usual place in Jinling City. Hurry over.

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