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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 2 00:01:13,067 --> 00:01:15,865 - Open up, bitch. 3 00:01:15,903 --> 00:01:18,497 - What's up? - Hey. 4 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:22,008 - Oh, it's cute. - Do you like? 5 00:01:22,042 --> 00:01:23,839 - Yeah? - Yeah. 6 00:01:23,878 --> 00:01:26,472 Yeah, l thought it'd go good with my eyes anyway. 7 00:01:29,250 --> 00:01:32,344 That is pretty. l like that. 8 00:01:34,221 --> 00:01:36,587 That sparkles. l'm breaking up with Pete. 9 00:01:36,624 --> 00:01:38,615 You made out with Tyler Winters? 10 00:01:38,659 --> 00:01:40,126 Oh. 11 00:01:40,161 --> 00:01:43,028 Oh, my butt is so fat right now. 12 00:01:45,466 --> 00:01:48,367 Mine shakes more than yours. 13 00:01:48,402 --> 00:01:50,836 Have you heard of this new thing where you can get your asshole bleached? 14 00:01:50,871 --> 00:01:53,169 - Ew. - No, l'm serious. 15 00:01:53,207 --> 00:01:54,902 lt's like this new thing in all the salons. 16 00:01:54,942 --> 00:01:57,706 lt first started with strippers and porn stars, 17 00:01:57,745 --> 00:01:59,110 but now, like, everybody is doing it. 18 00:01:59,146 --> 00:02:00,773 You know, it just kind of lightens the color. 19 00:02:00,815 --> 00:02:02,544 See how mine's a little darker? 20 00:02:02,583 --> 00:02:05,177 Get your butthole out of my face. 21 00:02:05,219 --> 00:02:07,744 - ls mine dark too? - Yeah, a little bit. 22 00:02:07,788 --> 00:02:09,346 - Really? - Yeah. 23 00:02:09,390 --> 00:02:12,223 You know, we should find a place here in the mall who does it. 24 00:02:12,259 --> 00:02:14,693 Uh-huh. Your butt looks okay to me. 25 00:02:14,728 --> 00:02:16,389 Yeah, you coming onto me now? 26 00:02:16,430 --> 00:02:18,762 Oh, Holly, faster. 27 00:02:18,799 --> 00:02:22,132 l love your bleached butthole. lt's so baby pink. 28 00:02:23,571 --> 00:02:25,562 What are you doing? 29 00:02:27,041 --> 00:02:29,407 l'm putting my clothes back on. 30 00:02:29,443 --> 00:02:31,570 Oh, did l forget to take something off? 31 00:02:31,612 --> 00:02:33,978 Hmm, l must be losing my mind. 32 00:02:34,014 --> 00:02:35,777 Come on, Sherri, don't. We're just gonna get caught. 33 00:02:35,816 --> 00:02:38,341 Let's go. Come on. 34 00:02:38,385 --> 00:02:41,718 Come on, it'll be okay. 35 00:02:43,958 --> 00:02:46,153 - Oh, hi. - Hi. 36 00:03:01,308 --> 00:03:03,276 l know. 37 00:03:06,213 --> 00:03:07,840 l know. 38 00:03:15,256 --> 00:03:18,248 Hey, girls, hold on. Hey. 39 00:03:18,292 --> 00:03:20,817 - Oh my God, Mr. Krebbs. - Yes. 40 00:03:20,861 --> 00:03:22,795 - Holly, it's Mr. Krebbs. - Hi, Mr. Krebbs. 41 00:03:22,830 --> 00:03:24,923 How are you? A little after-school shopping are we? 42 00:03:24,965 --> 00:03:26,796 We're gonna go home right away and do our homework. 43 00:03:26,834 --> 00:03:28,699 - Yeah. - l swear. 44 00:03:28,736 --> 00:03:30,203 Yeah, l bet. 45 00:03:30,237 --> 00:03:32,603 - l like your purse. - Yes. 46 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:35,108 - But it doesn't go with your shoes. - Thank you. 47 00:03:35,142 --> 00:03:36,871 l accessorize. l'm always holding the bag. 48 00:03:36,911 --> 00:03:38,811 Here's my wife. Hey. 49 00:03:38,846 --> 00:03:41,076 - Hi. - Honey, these are two of my students. 50 00:03:41,115 --> 00:03:43,481 Sherri and-- oh, this is my wife. 51 00:03:43,517 --> 00:03:45,451 - Hello. - Have you met my wife before? 52 00:03:45,486 --> 00:03:48,011 Once at a school play, but you weren't so... 53 00:03:48,055 --> 00:03:51,218 Oh, no kidding. Only five more weeks. 54 00:03:51,258 --> 00:03:54,386 - Yeah, wow. Epidural, huh? - Yeah. 55 00:03:54,428 --> 00:03:57,488 Well, speaking of going, we have to go 'cause we're gonna be late. 56 00:03:57,531 --> 00:04:00,261 My dad's picking us up so we'll see you in class. 57 00:04:00,301 --> 00:04:01,791 - l hope so. - Bye, Mr. Krebbs. 58 00:04:01,835 --> 00:04:03,735 - Bye. - See you. Bye. 59 00:04:05,539 --> 00:04:07,166 Honey, let's get those towels and get out of here. 60 00:04:07,207 --> 00:04:08,640 My back is killing me. 61 00:04:11,278 --> 00:04:13,508 Hey, wait! Hey! Hey! 62 00:04:15,683 --> 00:04:17,617 Missed 'em. 63 00:04:17,651 --> 00:04:19,676 Poor Mr. Krebbs. 64 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,984 He has to be stuck with that fat ugly pig. 65 00:04:22,022 --> 00:04:23,489 Dude, she's pregnant. 66 00:04:23,524 --> 00:04:25,958 What is he doing with her anyway? 67 00:04:25,993 --> 00:04:28,621 He was so wanting to fuck us just then. 68 00:04:28,662 --> 00:04:30,027 Ew, he's like 50. 69 00:04:30,064 --> 00:04:33,158 - No, try like his 30s, dumbass. - Whatever. 70 00:04:36,870 --> 00:04:38,838 No, he was checking us out. 71 00:04:38,872 --> 00:04:40,806 l think he's kind of hot. 72 00:04:40,841 --> 00:04:42,308 - Oh shit. 73 00:04:42,343 --> 00:04:44,937 - Did anybody see? - No, just go. 74 00:04:44,979 --> 00:04:46,469 Oh my God. 75 00:04:50,718 --> 00:04:52,242 Yes. 76 00:04:54,722 --> 00:04:57,919 Woman on P.A.: Tony, could you come to towels, please? 77 00:04:57,958 --> 00:05:00,358 Tony, these folks are giving towels as a gift 78 00:05:00,394 --> 00:05:02,328 and they want to know what our exchange policy is. 79 00:05:02,363 --> 00:05:05,161 - lf we still give cash back or... - Oh, l'm afraid not. 80 00:05:05,199 --> 00:05:06,723 - No, sorry. - That's what l was afraid of. 81 00:05:06,767 --> 00:05:08,029 We don't give cash back anymore. 82 00:05:08,068 --> 00:05:10,628 But they can get credit to use anywhere in the store. 83 00:05:10,671 --> 00:05:12,502 And you can use it not just at this store 84 00:05:12,539 --> 00:05:14,837 but any of our stores across the entire country. 85 00:05:14,875 --> 00:05:16,399 - Okay. - So it's great. 86 00:05:16,443 --> 00:05:19,139 - Can l get my credit card back? - Yeah, of course. 87 00:05:19,179 --> 00:05:20,510 And here's your receipt. 88 00:05:20,547 --> 00:05:23,209 Hey, we're having a great sale on maternity upstairs. 89 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:25,150 - You guys should check it out. - We're gonna pop. 90 00:05:25,185 --> 00:05:27,415 - You're ready to go? - Almost ready, yeah. 91 00:05:27,454 --> 00:05:29,479 - l'll call cleanup. 92 00:05:29,523 --> 00:05:31,718 That was good. That's lovely. 93 00:05:31,759 --> 00:05:34,091 - Have a good one, guys. - Okay, take care, you guys. 94 00:05:34,128 --> 00:05:36,028 That's why we have the towels. 95 00:05:38,165 --> 00:05:39,928 You are so bad. 96 00:05:39,967 --> 00:05:42,026 lt's not my fault. You're wearing those pants again. 97 00:05:42,069 --> 00:05:44,060 That guy's so funny. 98 00:05:44,104 --> 00:05:47,437 - Oh, so you like Mr. Slick Manager guy? - Yeah, right. 99 00:05:48,642 --> 00:05:50,803 l can tell you're not wearing a thong, are you? 100 00:05:50,844 --> 00:05:52,243 No. 101 00:05:54,515 --> 00:05:56,210 You're not wearing any underwear? 102 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:58,718 l am barebacking it all the way. 103 00:05:58,752 --> 00:06:01,516 You are like a little vixen. 104 00:06:01,555 --> 00:06:03,455 A little minx. 105 00:06:03,490 --> 00:06:06,516 Put you in our company catalogue and eat you up. 106 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:08,187 Come into the storeroom with me right now. 107 00:06:08,228 --> 00:06:10,594 - You are crazy. - Come on, who's gonna know? 108 00:06:10,631 --> 00:06:12,223 Forget it. 109 00:06:12,266 --> 00:06:14,291 You liked it last time, didn't you? 110 00:06:14,334 --> 00:06:16,894 No, l hated every second of it. All four of them. 111 00:06:16,937 --> 00:06:18,928 - Oh, right. - Now go away. 112 00:06:18,972 --> 00:06:20,997 You're gonna get us fired. Go. 113 00:06:21,041 --> 00:06:23,635 Who cares? This place sucks. 114 00:06:23,677 --> 00:06:25,474 - We'll get better jobs. - Yeah? 115 00:06:25,512 --> 00:06:28,811 l'll become a professional magician. You could be my assistant. 116 00:06:28,849 --> 00:06:31,511 - There's big money in magic. - Yeah, sure. 117 00:06:31,552 --> 00:06:33,213 Great. 118 00:06:33,253 --> 00:06:35,983 What, you don't trust me with a saw and the whole cutting-you-in-half routine? 119 00:06:36,023 --> 00:06:38,184 Stop it. 120 00:06:38,225 --> 00:06:40,955 lf you're such a good magician why don't you just disappear? 121 00:06:40,994 --> 00:06:42,689 Okay? 122 00:06:44,698 --> 00:06:46,563 The store is empty. 123 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:48,363 Just take your break now. 124 00:06:48,402 --> 00:06:51,030 - l promise l'll be quick. - Oh, l know you'll be quick. 125 00:06:51,071 --> 00:06:52,800 Good one. 126 00:06:54,308 --> 00:06:56,071 What do you say? 127 00:06:57,845 --> 00:07:00,609 Let me just tell Marian l'm gonna take my break now. 128 00:07:00,647 --> 00:07:02,410 Thattagirl. 129 00:07:05,486 --> 00:07:07,113 - Excuse me. - Yeah? 130 00:07:07,154 --> 00:07:08,678 Can you help me? 131 00:07:08,722 --> 00:07:10,952 - My wife is redoing the bathroom... - Uh-huh. 132 00:07:10,991 --> 00:07:13,221 ...and she wants it to be pretty much like this. 133 00:07:13,260 --> 00:07:14,852 Okay. 134 00:07:14,895 --> 00:07:17,728 You know, she wants to cover the toilet. 135 00:07:17,765 --> 00:07:21,064 Okay. We're gonna have to take inventory a little bit later. 136 00:07:21,101 --> 00:07:23,501 - Yeah, l can see that. - Yeah, okay. 137 00:07:23,537 --> 00:07:24,868 So you take care. Okay. 138 00:07:24,905 --> 00:07:26,463 l notice you have different kinds of blues. 139 00:07:26,507 --> 00:07:28,941 Yes, we do. We have the aqua. 140 00:07:28,976 --> 00:07:31,604 Man: Baby blue. She loves baby blue. 141 00:07:34,515 --> 00:07:36,176 - Great coverage. - l like that. 142 00:07:36,216 --> 00:07:38,480 - Hey-o. Hey, Grace. - Hey, Tony. 143 00:07:38,519 --> 00:07:40,749 Good afternoon, ma'am. You're in good hands here. 144 00:07:40,788 --> 00:07:42,847 - Grace is the best. - l can see that. 145 00:07:42,890 --> 00:07:45,757 That is the perfect color on you. 146 00:07:45,793 --> 00:07:47,351 lsn't that the perfect color on her, Grace? 147 00:07:47,394 --> 00:07:49,021 Oh, absolutely. 148 00:07:49,062 --> 00:07:52,031 The earth tones definitely enhance your skin tone. 149 00:07:52,065 --> 00:07:53,999 - Really? - lt really is great. 150 00:07:54,034 --> 00:07:55,296 - She did a great job. - Oh, thank you. 151 00:07:55,335 --> 00:07:57,269 Grace, when you get done helping this lovely lady, 152 00:07:57,304 --> 00:07:58,737 would you meet me in the storeroom? 153 00:07:58,772 --> 00:08:00,103 l want to go over those inventory problems. 154 00:08:00,140 --> 00:08:01,767 - Okay. - Great. Have a good one. 155 00:08:01,809 --> 00:08:03,003 - You look great. - Thank you. 156 00:09:03,503 --> 00:09:05,403 - What? 157 00:09:06,974 --> 00:09:09,067 How did the-- 158 00:09:30,364 --> 00:09:32,229 l'm so sorry. 159 00:09:32,266 --> 00:09:34,700 l'm so sorry. Are you okay? 160 00:09:34,735 --> 00:09:36,965 No, l'm not okay, you stupid bitch. 161 00:09:37,004 --> 00:09:39,495 l'm so sorry. 162 00:09:39,539 --> 00:09:41,200 Listen, it was an accident. 163 00:09:41,241 --> 00:09:44,074 Accident? l'll show you accident. 164 00:09:47,814 --> 00:09:49,782 Here's your accident. 165 00:09:50,984 --> 00:09:54,010 Fucking step down, you fuck. 166 00:09:56,890 --> 00:09:59,085 Can l help you? 167 00:09:59,126 --> 00:10:01,117 Cut! Cut! Fuck! 168 00:10:01,161 --> 00:10:02,890 - Dan, deal with this. - Cut cut. 169 00:10:02,930 --> 00:10:04,625 Sir, excuse me. We're in the middle of a movie. 170 00:10:53,580 --> 00:10:54,945 Hey, Marty. How are you doing? 171 00:10:54,982 --> 00:10:56,381 Hey, Stephanie. 172 00:10:56,416 --> 00:10:58,179 l'd be doing a lot better if 173 00:10:58,218 --> 00:11:00,846 the ATM machine hadn't eaten my card. 174 00:11:00,887 --> 00:11:02,718 Okay. 175 00:11:04,658 --> 00:11:06,626 So, um... 176 00:11:19,039 --> 00:11:20,904 God. 177 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:24,104 Oh my God. l swear to God l'm gonna throw up. 178 00:11:24,144 --> 00:11:26,977 l'm gonna throw up. Oh my God! Oh my God! 179 00:11:27,014 --> 00:11:28,481 What crawled up his ass and died? 180 00:11:45,165 --> 00:11:47,326 Marty: Phil Howard, please. Oh, hi, Phil. 181 00:11:47,367 --> 00:11:49,460 We've got some good news for you. 182 00:11:49,503 --> 00:11:51,994 We reviewed your claim and we decided 183 00:11:52,039 --> 00:11:54,064 it's best just to consider your car totaled. 184 00:11:54,107 --> 00:11:56,302 So you will be getting a check 185 00:11:56,343 --> 00:11:59,642 in the amount of $4,552. 186 00:11:59,679 --> 00:12:02,944 Of course you'll be responsible for the $500 deductable. 187 00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:13,425 l'm sorry, Phil. Can l just call you right back, please? 188 00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:15,223 Thank you very much. 189 00:12:54,201 --> 00:12:56,465 You are an A-hole, Stuart. 190 00:12:56,503 --> 00:12:58,494 Marty, can't you see l'm working? 191 00:12:58,538 --> 00:13:02,167 l am tired of your practical jokes. 192 00:13:02,209 --> 00:13:04,006 What the hell did you put into my Coke? 193 00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:06,171 ln your Coke? You're crazy. 194 00:13:06,213 --> 00:13:08,875 Just stop it. Just leave me alone. 195 00:13:08,915 --> 00:13:11,281 l don't know what the hell you're talking about, okay? 196 00:13:11,318 --> 00:13:13,286 ls there a problem, gentlemen? 197 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,550 Mr. Stonecipher, 198 00:13:15,589 --> 00:13:18,319 l am tired of Stuart and his practical jokes. 199 00:13:18,358 --> 00:13:21,589 l try to be professional and l try to do a good job, 200 00:13:21,628 --> 00:13:24,153 but he won't stop torturing me. 201 00:13:24,197 --> 00:13:26,825 Mr. Stonecipher, that's not true. l mean, he's insane. 202 00:13:26,867 --> 00:13:28,664 lnsane? 203 00:13:28,702 --> 00:13:33,469 He put pickle juice or something in my Coke while l was down at the ATM. 204 00:13:33,507 --> 00:13:36,271 Then when l came back l drank it, l thought l'd been poisoned. 205 00:13:36,309 --> 00:13:38,300 - Pickle juice? - Yeah, okay-- 206 00:13:40,647 --> 00:13:42,740 Smell. 207 00:13:49,589 --> 00:13:51,250 That's Coke, Marty. 208 00:13:57,397 --> 00:13:59,331 What? 209 00:14:14,414 --> 00:14:16,644 All right, how's that? Can you see everything? 210 00:14:16,683 --> 00:14:19,447 Move it to the left a little bit so you can see the whole couch. 211 00:14:19,486 --> 00:14:21,477 - My left or your left? - Your left. 212 00:14:21,521 --> 00:14:24,979 No no, my left. Sorry. 213 00:14:25,025 --> 00:14:26,720 Yeah, it's completely hidden. 214 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:28,591 l mean, l know it's there and l can hardly see it. 215 00:14:28,628 --> 00:14:31,893 All right, good. l'm gonna do the one in the nursery after dinner in the bear. 216 00:14:31,932 --> 00:14:33,194 Good. 217 00:14:33,233 --> 00:14:35,167 Not in the bear. That's gonna be the first place she looks. 218 00:14:35,202 --> 00:14:37,693 - She'll never look there. - Nannies are hip to this stuff. 219 00:14:37,737 --> 00:14:39,227 She's gonna be looking for the nanny-cams. 220 00:14:39,272 --> 00:14:42,298 Having a complete stranger come into the house and take care of the baby 221 00:14:42,342 --> 00:14:44,276 makes me very nervous. 222 00:14:44,311 --> 00:14:46,506 The last time was a sign not to do it again. 223 00:14:46,546 --> 00:14:48,309 Yeah, well, we have cameras now. 224 00:14:48,348 --> 00:14:51,476 Oh good, so when we come home and we find the baby's got a broken neck 225 00:14:51,518 --> 00:14:53,349 we can just rewind the tape and say, 226 00:14:53,386 --> 00:14:55,513 ''Oh look, there's the nanny shaking the baby.'' 227 00:14:55,555 --> 00:14:58,080 - You decapitated it. - No l didn't. 228 00:14:58,124 --> 00:14:59,614 lt's okay, l can fix it. 229 00:15:00,627 --> 00:15:02,754 There you go. All right, what do you say? 230 00:15:02,796 --> 00:15:05,128 l see this shit every day. 231 00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:07,793 Ben, you see? l told you. 232 00:15:07,834 --> 00:15:09,495 Megan, please don't say words like that. 233 00:15:09,536 --> 00:15:12,403 - You know what l would love? - What's that? 234 00:15:12,439 --> 00:15:16,068 l would really love for you to make the salad. 235 00:15:16,109 --> 00:15:17,440 Okay. 236 00:15:17,477 --> 00:15:20,105 No no, huh-uh, Megan. Don't touch the soft spot. 237 00:15:20,146 --> 00:15:21,670 Remember, we talked about that, okay? 238 00:15:21,715 --> 00:15:24,183 But l was only touching it softly. 239 00:15:24,217 --> 00:15:26,412 l know, but you shouldn't touch it at all. 240 00:15:26,453 --> 00:15:29,115 You know what? We don't need this on while it's just us. 241 00:15:33,526 --> 00:15:35,289 Whip it good. 242 00:16:01,321 --> 00:16:03,346 l'm done. 243 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:16,628 Willie: Oh, fuck yeah, man. 244 00:16:19,906 --> 00:16:21,840 l'm gonna fucking film it. 245 00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:24,469 Aw, yeah. 246 00:16:24,511 --> 00:16:26,843 How about that, man? Would you sink it in that? 247 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,404 Carl: Who me? 248 00:16:28,448 --> 00:16:31,417 No, l hate perfect beautiful teenage bodies. 249 00:16:31,451 --> 00:16:33,351 ldiot. 250 00:16:35,021 --> 00:16:37,990 Oh man, she's showing us the toothless smile. 251 00:16:38,024 --> 00:16:41,357 God, look at that bitch in the blue top, man. 252 00:16:41,394 --> 00:16:43,385 They've been in here before, man. 253 00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:45,489 You think they're under 18, man? 254 00:16:45,532 --> 00:16:47,022 Fuck yeah. Way under. 255 00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:49,001 Oh, l never can fucking tell. 256 00:16:49,035 --> 00:16:51,663 They came in and l sold them booze and smokes once. 257 00:16:51,705 --> 00:16:53,297 Oh well, fuck it. 258 00:17:02,048 --> 00:17:04,846 Tell you what: Once l get my fucking record deal, man, 259 00:17:04,884 --> 00:17:08,047 it ain't gonna matter how old, how fucking ugly l am. 260 00:17:08,088 --> 00:17:12,047 All these hot teenyboppers are gonna be fucking lining up 261 00:17:12,092 --> 00:17:15,459 to gobble the grits from my fucking groin straw, man. 262 00:17:15,495 --> 00:17:18,259 Listen to this fucking new tune. lt's called ''Electrocuted.'' 263 00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:19,856 l wrote it last night, man. 264 00:17:19,899 --> 00:17:21,730 ''Electrocuted''? 265 00:17:21,768 --> 00:17:24,862 Yeah, it's about a guy's electrocution in the death house. 266 00:17:24,904 --> 00:17:26,929 Ready? Dig it, man. 267 00:17:33,947 --> 00:17:37,610 ## l'm getting electrocuted ## 268 00:17:37,650 --> 00:17:40,642 ## l am getting my head burned up ## 269 00:17:40,687 --> 00:17:44,521 ## l am getting electrocuted ## 270 00:17:44,557 --> 00:17:48,049 ## 'Cause l killed all of my neighbors ## 271 00:17:48,094 --> 00:17:51,393 ## Fry me up, fry me up ## 272 00:17:51,431 --> 00:17:54,525 ## Fry me up, fry me up ## 273 00:17:54,567 --> 00:17:56,694 ## Yeah, fry me up ## 274 00:17:56,736 --> 00:18:00,172 ## Fry me up, fry me up ## 275 00:18:00,206 --> 00:18:01,730 ## Fry me up ## 276 00:18:01,775 --> 00:18:04,869 ## People are watching, the families are crying ## 277 00:18:04,911 --> 00:18:08,347 ## 'Cause today my head gets electrocuted ## 278 00:18:08,381 --> 00:18:11,748 ## People are crying, the people are dying ## 279 00:18:11,785 --> 00:18:15,744 ## 'Cause today my head gets electrocuted ## 280 00:18:15,789 --> 00:18:19,247 ## l am getting electrocuted ## 281 00:18:19,292 --> 00:18:22,227 ## l am getting my head burned up ## 282 00:18:22,262 --> 00:18:26,221 ## l am getting electrocuted ## 283 00:18:26,266 --> 00:18:29,599 ## 'Cause l killed all of my family ## 284 00:18:29,636 --> 00:18:31,729 ## l am getting elect-- ## 285 00:18:33,807 --> 00:18:35,536 Ahem. 286 00:19:01,801 --> 00:19:03,598 All right, thanks. 287 00:19:03,636 --> 00:19:05,968 Ahem. 288 00:22:14,927 --> 00:22:16,827 Oh shit. 289 00:22:18,631 --> 00:22:20,155 That was a close one. 290 00:22:20,199 --> 00:22:22,565 No, you know what? Tony, we shouldn't do this anymore. 291 00:22:22,602 --> 00:22:25,662 lndeed. Now bend over. 292 00:22:25,705 --> 00:22:28,105 No no, Tony. l'm serious. l feel bad. 293 00:22:28,141 --> 00:22:30,473 Look, don't get all freaked out just 'cause Marian came in. 294 00:22:30,510 --> 00:22:32,068 She didn't see us. No one suspects a thing. 295 00:22:32,111 --> 00:22:34,636 No, it's not that. l'm a mother with children. 296 00:22:34,681 --> 00:22:38,344 All right, all the more reason you deserve to have a little fun, you know? 297 00:22:38,384 --> 00:22:40,079 You've earned it. 298 00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:42,110 lf my husband found out, he'd kill us both. 299 00:22:42,155 --> 00:22:44,385 l got an idea. 300 00:22:44,424 --> 00:22:46,255 - What? - Don't tell him. 301 00:22:46,292 --> 00:22:48,658 Okay, wait. Wait. 302 00:22:48,695 --> 00:22:50,629 All right, but this is the last time. 303 00:22:50,663 --> 00:22:53,257 - Okay, whatever you say. - You are so full of shit. 304 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:10,376 Quit it, Tyler. You're gonna mess up my makeup. 305 00:23:14,287 --> 00:23:16,414 Ew, get a room. 306 00:23:16,456 --> 00:23:18,720 l've got to go, yo. l'll text you later. 307 00:23:18,758 --> 00:23:21,386 Ahem. 308 00:23:21,427 --> 00:23:24,521 So it looks like you and Tyler aren't a secret any longer. 309 00:23:24,564 --> 00:23:27,158 Whatever. l'm over Tyler. 310 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,464 Already? Yeah, it didn't look like it. 311 00:23:29,502 --> 00:23:31,470 He's an idiot. 312 00:23:31,504 --> 00:23:33,404 And he's hung like a mouse. 313 00:23:33,439 --> 00:23:35,930 l'm dumping him after the Ludacris concert. 314 00:23:35,975 --> 00:23:38,239 - He's got tickets. - Mmm. 315 00:23:38,277 --> 00:23:41,007 l like someone else now. 316 00:23:41,047 --> 00:23:42,514 Oh, who? 317 00:23:42,548 --> 00:23:44,812 - lt's a secret. - From me? 318 00:23:44,851 --> 00:23:47,285 He doesn't know yet. 319 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,811 lt's a little project l'm working on. 320 00:23:49,856 --> 00:23:51,619 A project? l like projects. 321 00:24:01,334 --> 00:24:03,268 - Shh. 322 00:24:04,337 --> 00:24:06,601 lt's okay. lt's okay. 323 00:24:31,597 --> 00:24:33,895 Louise, are you free for lunch? 324 00:24:33,933 --> 00:24:36,401 Oh, well, l was maybe gonna have lunch with Ben, 325 00:24:36,435 --> 00:24:37,925 but it wasn't definite. 326 00:24:37,970 --> 00:24:40,837 Let me give him a call can l'll give you a call on email. 327 00:24:40,873 --> 00:24:42,272 - Okay, good. - Okay? All right. 328 00:24:42,308 --> 00:24:45,209 Yeah, well, let's-- 329 00:24:45,244 --> 00:24:47,212 Look, let Jerry defend him. He's terrific. 330 00:24:47,246 --> 00:24:48,873 - Jerry? - Yeah, and besides, 331 00:24:48,915 --> 00:24:50,883 - he loves a good challenge. 332 00:24:50,917 --> 00:24:53,317 Hang on. lt's my wife. 333 00:24:53,352 --> 00:24:55,786 All right, guys, we'll pick this up later. 334 00:24:55,822 --> 00:24:57,756 - Hey, baby, what's shaking? - Kiss my ass. 335 00:24:57,790 --> 00:25:00,384 He doesn't see enough money in it. Fucking Jew. 336 00:25:00,426 --> 00:25:01,825 Are we on for lunch? 337 00:25:01,861 --> 00:25:05,627 Oh, sweetie, l really wanted to, but l can't get out of my lunch meeting. 338 00:25:05,665 --> 00:25:07,724 l thought for sure it was gonna cancel. l'm sorry. 339 00:25:07,767 --> 00:25:11,328 Oh, okay. Yeah, no problem. l'll just see you tonight. 340 00:25:11,370 --> 00:25:13,338 All right, l'll see you at home. Bye bye. 341 00:25:13,372 --> 00:25:16,637 l love you. Bye. 342 00:25:18,878 --> 00:25:20,607 Ben: l'll tell you, what l'd really like to do 343 00:25:20,646 --> 00:25:22,477 is just walk away from the whole damn practice. 344 00:25:22,515 --> 00:25:24,983 - Man: Burned out, huh? - No, you know what it actually is? 345 00:25:25,017 --> 00:25:29,147 l'm sick of defending bad people day in and day out. 346 00:25:29,188 --> 00:25:30,815 l mean, some of them are really innocent, 347 00:25:30,857 --> 00:25:34,657 but the vast majority are scumbags. 348 00:25:34,694 --> 00:25:37,026 Killer walks free 349 00:25:37,063 --> 00:25:40,396 because l discovered that a cop improperly labeled an evidence bag 350 00:25:40,433 --> 00:25:43,027 containing the bloody knife with the guy's fingerprints all over it. 351 00:25:43,069 --> 00:25:45,060 lt's got to be thrown out. 352 00:25:45,104 --> 00:25:47,265 - You know? - lt's tough. 353 00:25:47,306 --> 00:25:49,570 Yeah. l envy you. 354 00:25:49,609 --> 00:25:54,103 Well, l mean, l'm in a whole different category. 355 00:25:54,146 --> 00:25:58,310 The organizations l represent fight for equal rights. 356 00:25:58,351 --> 00:26:00,819 You know, free speech. Good causes, you know? 357 00:26:00,853 --> 00:26:03,287 - Mm-hmm. - You know, when l win a case 358 00:26:03,322 --> 00:26:06,780 good decent people get a better life. 359 00:26:06,826 --> 00:26:08,316 A fighting chance, you know? 360 00:26:08,361 --> 00:26:09,794 Hmm. 361 00:26:09,829 --> 00:26:11,956 You should do some pro bono for us. 362 00:26:11,998 --> 00:26:14,831 Might remind you why you became a lawyer in the first place. 363 00:26:14,867 --> 00:26:17,700 ( chuckles ) Look, l do my share of pro bono. 364 00:26:17,737 --> 00:26:19,637 l can't afford to do any more. 365 00:26:19,672 --> 00:26:21,299 Yeah. 366 00:26:21,340 --> 00:26:24,741 lt's funny. Having kids is what completely shifted my values. 367 00:26:24,777 --> 00:26:26,472 You know? 368 00:26:26,512 --> 00:26:29,037 And l've got to keep the money coming in now more than ever. 369 00:26:29,081 --> 00:26:31,777 Lately, l hate what l'm doing, 370 00:26:31,817 --> 00:26:34,251 but l'm kind of stuck for a while. 371 00:26:34,287 --> 00:26:37,620 Well, you know, l hear that professionals 372 00:26:37,657 --> 00:26:39,682 change their careers two to three times in a lifetime. 373 00:26:39,725 --> 00:26:41,056 So do something else. 374 00:26:41,093 --> 00:26:42,822 Yeah, right. 375 00:26:46,332 --> 00:26:48,197 Want to get out of here? 376 00:26:48,234 --> 00:26:50,168 Yeah, let's do it. 377 00:27:39,952 --> 00:27:41,419 Hey, Stephanie. 378 00:27:41,487 --> 00:27:43,182 Hey, Marty. 379 00:27:44,957 --> 00:27:47,187 ( groans ) Let's see here. 380 00:27:48,294 --> 00:27:49,955 Mind if l join you? 381 00:27:49,996 --> 00:27:52,556 - Help yourself. 382 00:27:58,571 --> 00:28:00,903 Good old PB&J. 383 00:28:02,675 --> 00:28:05,371 When l was little l used to put potato chips right into the sandwich. 384 00:28:05,411 --> 00:28:07,208 - You ever do that? - Nope. 385 00:28:08,414 --> 00:28:11,178 You know, more people are allergic to peanuts 386 00:28:11,217 --> 00:28:13,913 than any other food. 387 00:28:13,953 --> 00:28:16,319 l'm allergic to cats. 388 00:28:16,355 --> 00:28:19,654 l had this girlfriend this one time, she had four cats. 389 00:28:19,692 --> 00:28:22,422 - lt was murder. 390 00:28:22,461 --> 00:28:24,622 You have any cats? 391 00:28:24,663 --> 00:28:26,153 Nope. 392 00:28:35,508 --> 00:28:37,305 Poor Marty. 393 00:28:40,546 --> 00:28:43,913 What's with this crappy car? 394 00:28:46,218 --> 00:28:49,676 You know, people are really crazy for, like, little cat knickknacks 395 00:28:49,722 --> 00:28:53,123 and, like, little, you know, cat-related doodads. 396 00:28:53,159 --> 00:28:56,185 lf you could figure out a way to tap into that market, 397 00:28:56,228 --> 00:28:58,696 you'd be laughing all the way to the bank. 398 00:29:00,266 --> 00:29:02,131 l had an idea once for, like, a little-- 399 00:29:02,168 --> 00:29:05,729 it was, like, a beverage, like, you know, orange soda or grape soda or something. 400 00:29:07,206 --> 00:29:10,903 But it had a little car character on it 401 00:29:10,943 --> 00:29:13,844 and it was called Catatonic. 402 00:29:15,247 --> 00:29:17,078 You know, 'cause it-- 403 00:29:20,886 --> 00:29:23,377 You know, l guess a lot of people 404 00:29:23,422 --> 00:29:25,822 probably have really good ideas 405 00:29:25,858 --> 00:29:28,019 but the difference is 406 00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:29,891 distribution 407 00:29:29,929 --> 00:29:32,193 and getting them out there, you know? 408 00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:36,000 l have a funny joke for you. 409 00:29:36,035 --> 00:29:39,198 What did Catwoman's husband 410 00:29:39,238 --> 00:29:41,399 leave in the litter box for her? 411 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,738 Katmandu. 412 00:29:45,244 --> 00:29:47,371 Get it? Like doo-doo. 413 00:29:52,118 --> 00:29:55,019 - Hey, do you like movies? - Nope. 414 00:29:55,054 --> 00:29:58,319 Oh, okay, yeah. l didn't think so. 415 00:29:58,357 --> 00:30:01,053 Um, actually that's why l was thinking instead 416 00:30:01,093 --> 00:30:04,392 maybe sometime if you weren't-- if you were interested 417 00:30:04,430 --> 00:30:07,194 if you wanted to maybe, like, get dinner or something, 418 00:30:07,233 --> 00:30:08,996 you know, somewhere 419 00:30:09,034 --> 00:30:11,525 just as, um, you know, as an idea. 420 00:30:11,570 --> 00:30:13,197 - Hey. - Hey. 421 00:30:20,679 --> 00:30:22,613 Okay. 422 00:30:25,184 --> 00:30:26,879 Well. 423 00:30:33,192 --> 00:30:34,887 Okay, l'm shoving off. 424 00:30:34,927 --> 00:30:37,361 See you later, Marty. 425 00:30:40,099 --> 00:30:42,431 My God, l can't believe you guys just missed that. 426 00:30:42,468 --> 00:30:45,198 He just completely hit on me. He asked me on a date. 427 00:30:45,237 --> 00:30:47,637 - Farty Marty. 428 00:30:47,673 --> 00:30:50,073 Sherri: Oh, hey, Mr. Krebbs. 429 00:30:50,109 --> 00:30:51,906 - Hey. - Mr. Bates. 430 00:30:51,944 --> 00:30:54,174 Mr. Krebbs, thanks again 431 00:30:54,213 --> 00:30:56,113 for recommending ''Marjorie Morningstar.'' 432 00:30:56,148 --> 00:30:58,810 - Oh yeah. - l'm loving it. lt's so romantic. 433 00:30:58,851 --> 00:31:01,183 l knew you were looking for a good book and you want to be an actor 434 00:31:01,220 --> 00:31:03,552 - so it seemed like a perfect fit. Hi. - Hi. 435 00:31:03,589 --> 00:31:05,454 lt is. l'm almost done. 436 00:31:05,491 --> 00:31:07,288 Good. 437 00:31:07,326 --> 00:31:09,954 Well, see you. 438 00:31:09,995 --> 00:31:11,792 See you later. 439 00:31:11,830 --> 00:31:13,764 My God, did you see those nipples? 440 00:31:13,799 --> 00:31:16,233 Look at those asses. l think l'm gonna blow right now. 441 00:31:16,268 --> 00:31:17,963 - Oh my God. - Come on. 442 00:31:18,003 --> 00:31:20,437 Don't tell me you haven't thought about bending these girls over a chair. 443 00:31:20,472 --> 00:31:22,770 - Do you know how old they are? - My uncle once said it best: 444 00:31:22,808 --> 00:31:25,003 lf there's grass on the field, play ball. 445 00:31:25,044 --> 00:31:27,205 - That your uncle that died in prison? - Oh, that's very funny. 446 00:31:27,246 --> 00:31:31,205 Seriously, l'd like to fuck the living shit out of that little bitch. 447 00:31:31,250 --> 00:31:32,740 Oh my God. 448 00:31:32,785 --> 00:31:36,221 You know, Barry, getting out of high school, 449 00:31:36,255 --> 00:31:38,052 l've been around these teenagers for decades. 450 00:31:38,090 --> 00:31:39,682 They know exactly what they're doing. 451 00:31:39,725 --> 00:31:42,353 - She was blatantly flirting with you. - She was just being a kid. 452 00:31:42,394 --> 00:31:44,453 She wasn't flirting with me. 453 00:31:44,496 --> 00:31:47,397 They're highly sexualized. Their hormones are raging. 454 00:31:47,433 --> 00:31:49,924 You don't think these kids are having plenty of sex? 455 00:31:49,969 --> 00:31:51,493 - l don't know. - Please. 456 00:31:51,537 --> 00:31:53,334 They're like fucking rabbits. 457 00:31:53,372 --> 00:31:55,932 These little teenage geeks they're fucking, 458 00:31:55,975 --> 00:31:58,535 they do not know how lucky they got it right now. 459 00:31:58,577 --> 00:32:00,704 One day they'll be old and paunchy 460 00:32:00,746 --> 00:32:03,977 and turning 50 and looking back on how lucky they had it 461 00:32:04,016 --> 00:32:05,916 and didn't appreciate it. Kind of like you. 462 00:32:08,821 --> 00:32:11,688 - Well, see you. - See you later. 463 00:32:13,025 --> 00:32:14,458 My God, did you see those nipples? 464 00:32:14,493 --> 00:32:17,519 Working on a little project, are we? 465 00:32:17,563 --> 00:32:18,996 What do you mean? 466 00:32:19,031 --> 00:32:21,499 Please, Sherri, l know you way too well. 467 00:32:21,533 --> 00:32:23,865 You want to fuck Mr. Krebbs. 468 00:32:23,902 --> 00:32:25,733 Perhaps. 469 00:32:25,771 --> 00:32:28,171 Sherri, you're crazy. 470 00:32:28,207 --> 00:32:29,902 What? He's kind of cute. 471 00:32:29,942 --> 00:32:31,910 Yeah, and his wife's about to have a baby. 472 00:32:31,944 --> 00:32:35,175 Exactly. He probably hasn't had sex in months. 473 00:32:35,214 --> 00:32:37,182 He's probably horny as shit. 474 00:32:37,216 --> 00:32:39,207 Don't say anything to anyone. 475 00:32:40,452 --> 00:32:42,443 l won't. 476 00:32:42,488 --> 00:32:44,888 Are you even reading ''Marjorie Morning Glory,'' 477 00:32:44,923 --> 00:32:46,550 or whatever the fuck it's called? 478 00:32:46,592 --> 00:32:48,753 l read the back cover. 479 00:32:48,794 --> 00:32:50,284 Oh God. 480 00:32:50,329 --> 00:32:52,559 You are so pathetic. 481 00:33:08,314 --> 00:33:11,750 ## Opening a can or worms ## 482 00:33:11,784 --> 00:33:15,948 ## That are now out of date ## 483 00:33:15,988 --> 00:33:19,822 ## No matter what you do ## 484 00:33:19,858 --> 00:33:23,988 ## Don't you dare throw them away ## 485 00:33:24,029 --> 00:33:27,897 ## A harlot spikes the bowl ## 486 00:33:27,933 --> 00:33:32,029 ## With regurgitated brains ## 487 00:33:32,071 --> 00:33:35,768 ## We hide under a broken rainbow ## 488 00:33:35,808 --> 00:33:40,507 ## Waiting for the rain to fade... ## 489 00:33:40,546 --> 00:33:42,605 ## Hello, Megan ## 490 00:33:42,648 --> 00:33:44,445 ## Hello, monkey ## 491 00:33:44,483 --> 00:33:46,474 ## l love you, Megan ## 492 00:33:46,518 --> 00:33:48,645 ## l love you, monkey. ## 493 00:33:55,427 --> 00:33:59,193 ## Because d�j� vu ## 494 00:33:59,231 --> 00:34:04,066 ## lt sounds like something not true ## 495 00:34:04,103 --> 00:34:07,163 ## But l think ## 496 00:34:07,206 --> 00:34:12,007 ## That l have seen it with you ## 497 00:34:12,044 --> 00:34:15,172 ## And l am sure ## 498 00:34:15,214 --> 00:34:19,878 ## l've never been here before ## 499 00:34:19,918 --> 00:34:23,354 ## lt's there at my door ## 500 00:34:23,389 --> 00:34:27,758 ## That is running on the floor ## 501 00:34:27,793 --> 00:34:30,557 ## High ## 502 00:34:30,596 --> 00:34:35,260 ## Up at the shooting range ## 503 00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:39,236 ## Where the kids play ## 504 00:34:39,271 --> 00:34:43,173 ## And there's bad blood ## 505 00:34:43,208 --> 00:34:45,802 ## We were high ## 506 00:34:46,812 --> 00:34:51,010 ## And feeling no pain ## 507 00:34:51,049 --> 00:34:55,145 ## Where the trash drains ## 508 00:34:55,187 --> 00:34:59,715 ## ls where we will lie ## 509 00:34:59,758 --> 00:35:03,250 ## Looking out the window ## 510 00:35:03,295 --> 00:35:07,925 ## With a hot beer on the red-eye. ## 511 00:35:07,966 --> 00:35:10,400 Hey. 512 00:35:10,436 --> 00:35:12,267 - That was beautiful. - Oh thanks, man. 513 00:35:12,304 --> 00:35:14,932 - Yeah, that's a good one, man. - Thanks. 514 00:35:16,241 --> 00:35:17,731 $8.1 3. 515 00:35:18,744 --> 00:35:21,008 - Just keep it. - All right. 516 00:35:21,046 --> 00:35:23,571 - Thank you so much. - Sure, right on, man. 517 00:35:26,385 --> 00:35:28,250 - Bye, - All right, thanks. 518 00:35:28,287 --> 00:35:30,050 - See you later. - Bye. 519 00:35:32,758 --> 00:35:35,556 That'll work. 520 00:35:36,628 --> 00:35:39,756 Hey, man, l need to borrow some money. 521 00:35:39,798 --> 00:35:41,891 You still owe me fucking money, man. 522 00:35:41,934 --> 00:35:44,869 l know. Look, l've got a ticket that's gonna double 523 00:35:44,903 --> 00:35:46,734 tomorrow if l don't pay it. Double. 524 00:35:46,772 --> 00:35:49,935 How'd you get a ticket, man? You don't drive. 525 00:35:49,975 --> 00:35:51,567 Jaywalking. 526 00:35:51,610 --> 00:35:53,271 Give me 50 bucks. 527 00:35:53,312 --> 00:35:56,804 $50? Give me a break, Carl, l can't, man. 528 00:35:56,849 --> 00:35:59,875 Come on. Come on, come on, come on. 529 00:35:59,918 --> 00:36:03,115 Carl, l can't. How much do you think l make in this fucking dump? 530 00:36:03,155 --> 00:36:06,682 All right? l'm already letting you eat that bullshit for free, man. 531 00:36:06,725 --> 00:36:08,955 lf my boss found out he'd fucking fire me. 532 00:36:08,994 --> 00:36:12,953 Just have your mom wire the fucking money instead of sending a check. 533 00:36:22,007 --> 00:36:23,201 Hey. 534 00:36:24,443 --> 00:36:26,172 Hey. 535 00:36:26,211 --> 00:36:27,872 Uh-oh. 536 00:36:27,913 --> 00:36:30,006 Can we talk? 537 00:36:30,048 --> 00:36:32,073 l'm working. 538 00:36:32,117 --> 00:36:34,483 No, you know what? 539 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,078 l don't think that'd be a good fucking idea. 540 00:36:36,121 --> 00:36:38,521 Please? l miss you. 541 00:36:51,203 --> 00:36:52,534 What the fuck are you doing here? 542 00:36:52,571 --> 00:36:54,835 l just really miss you, okay? l'm sorry. 543 00:36:54,873 --> 00:36:56,738 Are you fucking kidding me? 544 00:36:56,775 --> 00:36:58,538 What is this bullshit? 545 00:36:58,577 --> 00:37:00,272 No, l want to get back together. 546 00:37:03,015 --> 00:37:06,007 What-- what about fucking Arnondo, 547 00:37:06,051 --> 00:37:08,076 or whatever the fuck his name was? 548 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,587 l thought you guys were going to Arizona. 549 00:37:09,621 --> 00:37:12,419 lt's Marco and l came back. 550 00:37:13,425 --> 00:37:17,555 Can you imagine for one fucking second if l came up to you 551 00:37:17,596 --> 00:37:20,565 and l said, ''Hey, by the way, we're breaking up 552 00:37:20,599 --> 00:37:23,625 'cause l just met this really unbelievable girl. 553 00:37:23,669 --> 00:37:26,729 l never knew what love was with you. 554 00:37:26,772 --> 00:37:29,138 We can still be friends. 555 00:37:29,174 --> 00:37:33,270 Oh, and you know, this girl is an unbelievable flamenco dancer. 556 00:37:33,312 --> 00:37:35,803 We're gonna put together this fucking cabaret act 557 00:37:35,847 --> 00:37:38,714 and go out to Arizona and dance at her uncle's restaurant.'' 558 00:37:38,750 --> 00:37:40,115 Am l forgetting any fucking shit? 559 00:37:40,152 --> 00:37:42,052 Willie, stop it, okay? l'm sorry. 560 00:37:42,087 --> 00:37:44,112 l made a mistake, okay? 561 00:37:44,156 --> 00:37:46,351 l made a horrible horrible mistake. 562 00:37:46,391 --> 00:37:48,222 l'm only human. 563 00:37:48,260 --> 00:37:50,319 Can we just-- 564 00:37:52,764 --> 00:37:55,460 Look, this ain't the place for this shit, all right? l'm working, okay? 565 00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:57,559 Can we talk somewhere else, please? 566 00:38:01,273 --> 00:38:03,298 - Please? - Wait a fucking minute. 567 00:38:06,078 --> 00:38:08,546 Watch the fucking store for me for a minute, okay? 568 00:38:08,580 --> 00:38:11,413 Don't do it, man. That chick is bad news. 569 00:38:11,450 --> 00:38:13,145 l just need 10 or 15 minutes. 570 00:38:13,185 --> 00:38:14,675 l'm gonna go next door and have a cup of coffee. 571 00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:16,745 Just watch the fucking place. 572 00:38:16,788 --> 00:38:18,517 And what if a customer comes in? 573 00:38:18,557 --> 00:38:20,422 lt's fucking dead at this hour, man. 574 00:38:20,459 --> 00:38:23,053 l don't know how to work the register. 575 00:38:23,095 --> 00:38:26,258 There's nothing to fucking work. lt's a computer with a laser. 576 00:38:27,633 --> 00:38:29,464 All right? 577 00:38:29,501 --> 00:38:31,594 Look, you see that? 578 00:38:31,637 --> 00:38:35,164 - That's a barcode. - l know what a barcode is, dumbfuck. 579 00:38:35,207 --> 00:38:38,142 Well, all you do is scan it with the laser, 580 00:38:38,176 --> 00:38:40,770 the price pops up, all right? 581 00:38:40,812 --> 00:38:43,781 lf they give you a five or a 10 or whatever they give you 582 00:38:43,815 --> 00:38:45,680 you just hit the number. lt's written, $5. 583 00:38:45,717 --> 00:38:47,844 You hit it. All you do is hit sale. 584 00:38:47,886 --> 00:38:49,979 And it's-- 806 is the code, all right? 585 00:38:50,022 --> 00:38:52,820 Sale 806, it open-- it should open. 586 00:38:52,858 --> 00:38:55,383 Escape. lf it doesn't open, hit escape. 587 00:38:55,427 --> 00:38:57,190 - All right? 588 00:38:57,229 --> 00:39:00,062 lt'll open. lt should fucking open. 589 00:39:00,098 --> 00:39:02,532 Just hit escape, okay, if it doesn't open. 590 00:39:02,567 --> 00:39:04,762 They designed it so a fucking monkey could work it, man. 591 00:39:04,803 --> 00:39:06,134 lt's nothing. 592 00:39:06,171 --> 00:39:08,105 Don't be a sap, man. 593 00:39:08,140 --> 00:39:11,940 Grow some fucking balls and tell that chick to fuck off. 594 00:39:11,977 --> 00:39:14,138 Look, there's no way 595 00:39:14,179 --> 00:39:16,170 l'm taking this fucking bitch back, man. 596 00:39:16,214 --> 00:39:19,081 Okay? Just mind the store. 597 00:39:31,329 --> 00:39:33,229 Let me out! Let me out! 598 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,832 Hey, what about her? 599 00:39:46,144 --> 00:39:47,941 Someone will find her. 600 00:39:47,979 --> 00:39:49,810 Let's get out of here. 601 00:40:55,147 --> 00:40:57,240 Oh, don't come in here. 602 00:40:57,282 --> 00:41:00,046 Please don't come in here. 603 00:41:08,093 --> 00:41:10,061 Oh, fuck. 604 00:41:31,483 --> 00:41:33,110 Hey. 605 00:41:36,922 --> 00:41:38,412 And a carton of Parliaments. 606 00:41:40,425 --> 00:41:43,360 Uh, okay. Will that be all, sir? 607 00:41:45,597 --> 00:41:47,861 - Yeah. - Okay. 608 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,763 All right, then. 609 00:41:50,802 --> 00:41:53,066 Let me just put this 610 00:41:53,104 --> 00:41:54,833 in a little baggie. 611 00:41:58,944 --> 00:42:01,071 The duct tape... 612 00:42:01,112 --> 00:42:03,307 carton of Parliaments. 613 00:42:03,348 --> 00:42:05,782 Okay, let's see. 614 00:42:17,229 --> 00:42:20,255 - Just a sec. 615 00:42:30,408 --> 00:42:32,376 l'm growing a beard here, dude. 616 00:42:32,410 --> 00:42:34,401 l know. These things are confusing. 617 00:42:37,115 --> 00:42:39,413 Carl: Ay-yi-yi. 618 00:42:39,451 --> 00:42:41,248 - Let's go. - l got it. 619 00:42:41,286 --> 00:42:43,151 Believe me, l'd like to. 620 00:42:43,188 --> 00:42:44,985 This guy must be new or something. 621 00:42:45,023 --> 00:42:47,992 Sorry, these things are tricky. Very confusing. 622 00:42:48,026 --> 00:42:49,721 Do you need a credit card? 623 00:42:49,761 --> 00:42:52,127 No no no, that would be worse. 624 00:42:52,163 --> 00:42:53,596 What's the problem? 625 00:42:53,632 --> 00:42:55,259 You know what? Just take it. 626 00:42:55,300 --> 00:42:57,063 Just take it. 627 00:42:57,102 --> 00:42:58,660 What? 628 00:42:58,703 --> 00:43:02,104 This register is for shit. Just take it. Take it, take it. 629 00:43:02,140 --> 00:43:04,074 No, man, no. Look, here. 630 00:43:06,144 --> 00:43:09,341 Here's 40 bucks. There's no way it's more than that. 631 00:43:10,749 --> 00:43:12,649 Keep the change, all right? 632 00:43:21,893 --> 00:43:24,157 What nice guys. 633 00:43:45,550 --> 00:43:48,542 - God! - Oh my God, Mr. Krebbs. 634 00:43:48,586 --> 00:43:50,486 Oh, man. 635 00:43:50,522 --> 00:43:53,082 Sherri, what are you doing here? 636 00:43:53,124 --> 00:43:56,252 My aunt lives here. What are you doing here? 637 00:43:56,294 --> 00:43:58,125 Well, l live here. 638 00:43:58,163 --> 00:44:00,893 Wow, what a coincidence. 639 00:44:00,932 --> 00:44:03,526 Do you always get home this late from school? 640 00:44:03,568 --> 00:44:05,968 Uh, no. l'm chairman of the book fair. 641 00:44:06,004 --> 00:44:09,132 So a lot of organizing to do these next few nights. 642 00:44:09,174 --> 00:44:11,369 How's Mrs. Krebbs? 643 00:44:11,409 --> 00:44:13,570 She's so beautiful, by the way. 644 00:44:13,611 --> 00:44:15,044 Thank you. No, she's good. 645 00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:16,707 She's good. She's waiting for her pretzels. 646 00:44:16,748 --> 00:44:18,909 She's getting all those cravings they talk about. 647 00:44:18,950 --> 00:44:21,441 You know, last month and all. 648 00:44:21,486 --> 00:44:24,853 So, um... Yeah, anyway, l'm gonna go up-- 649 00:44:24,889 --> 00:44:27,414 Um, l would love to get together 650 00:44:27,459 --> 00:44:29,586 and talk about the book sometime. 651 00:44:31,096 --> 00:44:32,620 Okay. 652 00:44:32,664 --> 00:44:34,689 Um... 653 00:44:34,733 --> 00:44:36,667 Okay, well, um... 654 00:44:36,701 --> 00:44:38,293 we're gonna talk about that in school, all right? 655 00:44:38,336 --> 00:44:40,201 And l'll see you tomorrow. 656 00:44:40,238 --> 00:44:42,536 Okay. 657 00:45:33,258 --> 00:45:34,953 Bad move, man. 658 00:45:34,993 --> 00:45:37,154 Shut up. Any customers? 659 00:45:37,195 --> 00:45:38,526 Nope. 660 00:45:41,633 --> 00:45:43,601 What the fuck is shit shit, man? 661 00:45:43,635 --> 00:45:46,263 God damn, Carl. 662 00:45:46,304 --> 00:45:48,602 Fucking pig, man. 663 00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:50,938 Get on the other side of the counter. 664 00:45:52,177 --> 00:45:54,168 Motherfucker. 665 00:45:54,212 --> 00:45:56,772 l can't believe you're such a pussy. 666 00:45:56,815 --> 00:45:59,648 Look who's fucking talking. 667 00:45:59,684 --> 00:46:03,415 You practically stalked Lucy for the past five fucking years, man. 668 00:46:03,455 --> 00:46:05,389 No. 669 00:46:05,423 --> 00:46:06,981 We became friends. 670 00:46:07,025 --> 00:46:09,323 You're telling me that you wouldn't go back with her? 671 00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:10,827 No, l wouldn't. 672 00:46:10,862 --> 00:46:12,454 Well, would you fuck her? 673 00:46:12,497 --> 00:46:14,590 Yes, but that's different. 674 00:46:14,632 --> 00:46:16,497 Oh, different my fucking ass, man. 675 00:46:16,534 --> 00:46:19,765 Look, l ain't gonna play this whole macho posturing bullshit. 676 00:46:19,804 --> 00:46:22,466 l can get past the whole Arnondo thing. 677 00:46:22,507 --> 00:46:24,202 You know why? 678 00:46:24,242 --> 00:46:26,540 Because fucking love is bigger than one little mistake. 679 00:46:27,879 --> 00:46:31,315 Marco. His name is Marco. 680 00:46:31,349 --> 00:46:33,044 Whatever, man. Fuck you. 681 00:46:33,084 --> 00:46:34,608 Ol�! 682 00:46:34,652 --> 00:46:37,416 Ol� ol� ol�. 683 00:46:38,156 --> 00:46:41,148 Help me! 684 00:46:43,495 --> 00:46:45,395 l'm in here! 685 00:47:00,345 --> 00:47:03,280 Man on P.A.: Tony, please pick up extension 2-5. 686 00:47:04,883 --> 00:47:07,283 Tony Gilbert, extension 2-5. 687 00:47:08,853 --> 00:47:10,912 Tony, 2-5, please. 688 00:47:10,955 --> 00:47:13,116 This is Tony. 689 00:47:14,592 --> 00:47:17,083 Nope, in the back. 690 00:47:17,128 --> 00:47:19,028 Yeah. 691 00:47:19,063 --> 00:47:21,190 Well, what was the word of the day, Michael? 692 00:47:21,232 --> 00:47:23,291 No no no, the word of the day was initiative. 693 00:47:23,334 --> 00:47:25,029 Take some. Find it yourself. 694 00:47:31,075 --> 00:47:33,100 Tell me when. 695 00:48:08,112 --> 00:48:09,807 Hey, sweetie, you gonna play leapfrog 696 00:48:09,847 --> 00:48:11,781 with the ladybug and the frog? 697 00:48:11,816 --> 00:48:14,546 - All right. - lt's hard. 698 00:48:14,586 --> 00:48:16,952 You can do it. Jump back and forth and play leapfrog. 699 00:48:19,123 --> 00:48:21,114 All right. Good job. 700 00:48:21,159 --> 00:48:23,252 That was good. 701 00:48:42,146 --> 00:48:43,807 Krebbs: What, are you stalking me or what? 702 00:48:43,848 --> 00:48:47,306 - You would like that, wouldn't you? - No, l would not. 703 00:48:47,352 --> 00:48:49,786 No, l like to come here on Sundays 704 00:48:49,821 --> 00:48:53,222 and have my iced coffee, read the paper. 705 00:48:53,258 --> 00:48:55,726 Really? l've never seen you here on a Sunday, 706 00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,729 lt's my new tradition. 707 00:48:58,763 --> 00:49:00,890 What are you writing? 708 00:49:00,932 --> 00:49:02,866 l am writing a screenplay. 709 00:49:02,900 --> 00:49:04,800 - Wow. - Yeah. 710 00:49:04,836 --> 00:49:06,929 l didn't know you wrote screenplays. 711 00:49:06,971 --> 00:49:08,461 You wouldn't. Nobody knows. 712 00:49:08,506 --> 00:49:11,873 l write them and nobody buys them, so why would you know? 713 00:49:11,909 --> 00:49:15,208 Um, so what's it about? 714 00:49:15,246 --> 00:49:19,012 Uh, it's a supernatural political thriller. 715 00:49:19,050 --> 00:49:21,143 Wow. 716 00:49:21,185 --> 00:49:23,210 - Okay, tell me. - Yeah? 717 00:49:23,254 --> 00:49:25,313 - Mm-hmm. - All right. 718 00:49:31,429 --> 00:49:34,489 Wow, that sounds complicated. 719 00:49:34,532 --> 00:49:36,500 lt does, doesn't it? 720 00:49:36,534 --> 00:49:38,559 Yeah, it takes a little bit of research, 721 00:49:38,603 --> 00:49:40,571 but l like the political stuff. 722 00:49:40,605 --> 00:49:43,199 Oh, me too. 723 00:49:43,241 --> 00:49:45,209 - l love politics. - Yeah? 724 00:49:45,243 --> 00:49:48,076 - l watch CNN all the time. 725 00:49:48,112 --> 00:49:50,342 Oh boy. 726 00:50:10,535 --> 00:50:12,867 l want a hot dog. l want a hot dog. 727 00:50:12,904 --> 00:50:15,338 - l want a hot dog. - No. 728 00:50:15,373 --> 00:50:18,035 No hot dogs. We eat healthy in this family. 729 00:50:18,076 --> 00:50:20,010 All right, who wants what? 730 00:50:20,044 --> 00:50:22,103 - l want a hot dog. - No. 731 00:50:22,146 --> 00:50:24,046 Let her have a hot dog. lt's Sunday. 732 00:50:24,082 --> 00:50:25,709 - Ben! - l want one too. 733 00:50:25,750 --> 00:50:29,345 - l want a hot dog. - Fine. Fine. 734 00:50:29,387 --> 00:50:32,982 God, all right. l'll have a chicken Caesar and an iced tea, all right? 735 00:50:33,024 --> 00:50:34,582 - All right. - Are you happy now? 736 00:50:34,625 --> 00:50:37,526 - One hotdog for you. - Plain with catsup too. 737 00:50:37,562 --> 00:50:38,620 With catsup. One for me. 738 00:50:39,597 --> 00:50:41,622 A chicken Caesar and an iced tea for Mommy, 739 00:50:41,666 --> 00:50:44,362 And one barbequed beef sandwich for him. 740 00:50:44,402 --> 00:50:46,700 - Be right back. - How can he eat that? 741 00:50:46,738 --> 00:50:50,299 - Ben. - George, what are you doing here? 742 00:50:50,341 --> 00:50:53,037 - l'm just coming from the gym. - Really? 743 00:50:53,077 --> 00:50:55,307 - Hi, George Higgins. - Hi. 744 00:50:55,346 --> 00:50:57,610 George, this is my wife Louise. 745 00:50:57,648 --> 00:50:59,240 - This is my daughter Megan. - Hi. 746 00:50:59,283 --> 00:51:00,443 - Hi. - Nice to meet you. 747 00:51:00,485 --> 00:51:02,385 And that little larval human over there is Josh. 748 00:51:02,420 --> 00:51:04,945 You have a cute little family here. 749 00:51:04,989 --> 00:51:06,547 Thank you. 750 00:51:06,591 --> 00:51:08,786 Well, l'll let you get back to doing what you were doing. 751 00:51:08,826 --> 00:51:11,386 So see you around the campus? 752 00:51:11,429 --> 00:51:13,590 - All right, take care, George. - Bye. 753 00:51:13,631 --> 00:51:15,155 - Take care. - Bye. 754 00:51:16,634 --> 00:51:19,603 - How do you know him? - l see him around the courthouse. 755 00:51:19,637 --> 00:51:21,935 He works for one of those civil liberties groups. 756 00:51:21,973 --> 00:51:24,942 Mommy, since l'm having vegetables 757 00:51:24,976 --> 00:51:27,467 can't l have some ice cream? 758 00:51:27,512 --> 00:51:29,412 l don't think so. 759 00:51:29,447 --> 00:51:32,541 You know what? He seems a little G-A-Y to me. 760 00:51:32,583 --> 00:51:34,312 - You think? - Yeah. 761 00:51:34,352 --> 00:51:36,252 - All right, l'll be right back. - Just kidding. 762 00:51:36,287 --> 00:51:38,653 - You are so cute. - l'm not even having vegetables. 763 00:51:40,057 --> 00:51:41,922 Be right back. 764 00:51:42,994 --> 00:51:45,189 Well, let's see if you eat all your dinner. 765 00:51:45,229 --> 00:51:47,925 And if you do, we'll think about ice cream. How about that? 766 00:51:47,965 --> 00:51:49,262 Okay. 767 00:51:49,300 --> 00:51:51,131 So where is Mrs. Krebbs? 768 00:51:51,169 --> 00:51:53,262 She's asleep. She's taking a nap. 769 00:51:54,839 --> 00:51:56,329 You guys are a cute couple. 770 00:51:56,374 --> 00:51:58,808 How long have you been together? 771 00:51:58,843 --> 00:52:02,301 Been together seven years. Been married for two. 772 00:52:02,346 --> 00:52:04,246 Wow. 773 00:52:04,282 --> 00:52:06,614 - Seven years? - Seven years. 774 00:52:06,651 --> 00:52:09,950 That's a long time to only have sex with one person. 775 00:52:11,355 --> 00:52:13,585 Excuse me? 776 00:52:13,624 --> 00:52:15,990 l'm sorry, Mr. Krebbs. 777 00:52:16,027 --> 00:52:18,655 l'm just saying that seven years with no variety... 778 00:52:18,696 --> 00:52:21,688 l mean, l know how guys are. 779 00:52:21,732 --> 00:52:23,324 l assure you l'm not a guy, okay? 780 00:52:23,367 --> 00:52:24,925 l'm-- l'm your teacher. 781 00:52:24,969 --> 00:52:27,836 l know you're my teacher. 782 00:52:27,872 --> 00:52:30,466 But last time l-- 783 00:52:30,508 --> 00:52:32,999 - l checked... - Mm-hmm. 784 00:52:33,044 --> 00:52:36,741 You're a guy too. A very cute guy, l might add. 785 00:52:36,781 --> 00:52:38,942 Thank you. Thank you for the compliment. 786 00:52:38,983 --> 00:52:40,780 l really appreciate that, but l think... 787 00:52:40,818 --> 00:52:43,412 l'm gonna go on that note. Okey-doke? 788 00:52:43,454 --> 00:52:46,287 So why don't we just leave it there, okay? 789 00:52:46,324 --> 00:52:49,191 l've got all my stuff. Thank you. 790 00:52:49,227 --> 00:52:50,888 - l'll see-- - Um... 791 00:52:50,928 --> 00:52:53,362 You can't blame a girl for trying. 792 00:52:55,333 --> 00:52:57,392 See you in class. 793 00:52:59,170 --> 00:53:01,604 Woman: There is somebody that works here 794 00:53:01,639 --> 00:53:03,834 who l thought maybe l'd have a future with. 795 00:53:03,875 --> 00:53:06,742 Ooh, do tell. 796 00:53:06,777 --> 00:53:08,574 Wait, is it that cute kid in shipping? 797 00:53:08,613 --> 00:53:10,808 What's his name? Doug? 798 00:53:10,848 --> 00:53:12,543 No. 799 00:53:12,583 --> 00:53:14,107 He's a manager. 800 00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:17,620 Really? 801 00:53:17,655 --> 00:53:19,486 Who is it? 802 00:53:20,525 --> 00:53:24,017 lf l tell you you have to swear not to tell a soul. 803 00:53:24,061 --> 00:53:27,030 He swore me to secrecy and said we'd both get fired. 804 00:53:27,064 --> 00:53:28,827 Scout's honor. 805 00:53:28,866 --> 00:53:30,857 Okay. 806 00:53:30,902 --> 00:53:33,996 lt's Tony Gilbert. Do you know him? 807 00:53:42,580 --> 00:53:45,140 Marian, will you call the New York stores, see if they have her size? 808 00:53:45,182 --> 00:53:47,912 Hey, Tony, can l see you in the storeroom about that inventory problem? 809 00:53:47,952 --> 00:53:49,681 Oh, that's right. Yeah. 810 00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:51,984 - Marian, you got this covered? - Yes. 811 00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:58,287 Come here. l was so horny l was-- 812 00:53:58,329 --> 00:54:00,627 Ow! What the hell was that for? 813 00:54:00,665 --> 00:54:03,532 - For Naomi, you asshole. - Who's Naomi? 814 00:54:03,568 --> 00:54:06,059 You creep! You don't even know who you sleep with. 815 00:54:06,103 --> 00:54:08,162 The part-time girl in junior wear. 816 00:54:08,205 --> 00:54:10,298 Oh, ''Niomi.'' 817 00:54:10,341 --> 00:54:12,366 What are you jealous about? 818 00:54:12,410 --> 00:54:13,809 No, l'm not jealous. l'm angry. 819 00:54:13,844 --> 00:54:15,778 How many other girls are you boinking in dark corners? 820 00:54:15,813 --> 00:54:19,305 None, l swear. lt was a one-time thing. 821 00:54:21,452 --> 00:54:22,851 Why am l even lying to you? 822 00:54:22,887 --> 00:54:24,821 Yeah, l screw around with some of the girls, big deal. 823 00:54:24,855 --> 00:54:27,585 - You're married with three kids. - That's besides the point. 824 00:54:27,625 --> 00:54:29,183 What, are you gonna leave your husband for me? 825 00:54:29,226 --> 00:54:30,659 - No, but-- - Lydia, let's be honest here. 826 00:54:30,695 --> 00:54:32,663 We're both adults having a little fun, right? 827 00:54:32,697 --> 00:54:35,598 l mean, l'm having fun. l hope you're having fun. 828 00:54:36,601 --> 00:54:39,900 Frankly, you're more fun than any of them. 829 00:54:39,937 --> 00:54:42,064 Oh, don't start doing that thing with me. 830 00:54:42,106 --> 00:54:43,664 - What thing? - That Tony thing. 831 00:54:43,708 --> 00:54:46,939 l'm not doing a Tony thing. l'm being straight with you. 832 00:54:46,978 --> 00:54:49,845 Look, l don't drink, l don't smoke and l don't do drugs. 833 00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:52,940 But everyone's got to have a vice. So my vice is pretty girls. 834 00:54:52,984 --> 00:54:55,851 But frankly, you know, 835 00:54:55,886 --> 00:54:57,877 you're different than the other ones. 836 00:54:57,922 --> 00:54:59,890 - Oh, please. - No, l swear to God, you're sexier. 837 00:54:59,924 --> 00:55:02,825 There's something-- like Naomi, she's just like a girl. 838 00:55:02,860 --> 00:55:05,260 But there's something about you-- you're like a woman. 839 00:55:07,665 --> 00:55:09,929 For instance, like, look at those boobs. 840 00:55:09,967 --> 00:55:12,731 l'm getting turned on just standing here arguing with you. 841 00:55:12,770 --> 00:55:14,635 - You know what l'm saying? - You're always turned on. 842 00:55:14,672 --> 00:55:16,640 You're a walking hard-on. 843 00:55:16,674 --> 00:55:18,403 Just feel that. You feel that? 844 00:55:18,442 --> 00:55:20,307 Okay... 845 00:55:20,344 --> 00:55:22,312 Tony, stop. 846 00:55:22,346 --> 00:55:24,371 - l'm supposed to be mad at you. - Good, be mad. 847 00:55:24,415 --> 00:55:27,680 Angry sex is good sex. l'll get angry too. 848 00:55:27,718 --> 00:55:30,152 l'll think about social injustice 849 00:55:30,187 --> 00:55:33,452 and how the Cubs can't win. 850 00:55:33,491 --> 00:55:35,254 - And the rainforest. 851 00:55:35,292 --> 00:55:37,658 You know, you are out of your mind. 852 00:55:37,695 --> 00:55:39,458 Come here, help me off with these pants. 853 00:56:51,335 --> 00:56:53,530 Let's go. Daddy's probably waiting for us by now. 854 00:56:53,571 --> 00:56:56,165 - l want this kitty. - Next time, sweetheart. 855 00:56:56,207 --> 00:56:58,835 - Please. - You have enough of them. 856 00:56:58,876 --> 00:57:01,606 - Some other time. - Mom, l need it. 857 00:57:39,817 --> 00:57:41,910 Hey, buddy. Sorry to keep you waiting. 858 00:57:41,952 --> 00:57:44,011 My deposition ran long. 859 00:57:44,054 --> 00:57:45,612 No problem. 860 00:57:45,656 --> 00:57:49,786 And thank you for playing it cool at the mall. 861 00:57:49,827 --> 00:57:51,692 Of course. 862 00:57:51,729 --> 00:57:53,993 Good afternoon, gentlemen. 863 00:57:54,031 --> 00:57:55,760 l know what l want. You know what you want? 864 00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:58,268 - Kobe burger-- 865 00:58:01,739 --> 00:58:03,172 l can't do this anymore. 866 00:58:04,675 --> 00:58:07,508 This is out of the blue. Why? 867 00:58:07,545 --> 00:58:09,706 Out of the blue? 868 00:58:10,714 --> 00:58:13,649 l saw you with your family, man. 869 00:58:13,684 --> 00:58:16,482 l saw how happy you were. They're beautiful. 870 00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:19,512 You're never gonna leave them and l don't expect you to. 871 00:58:22,026 --> 00:58:26,190 Look, l didn't expect to have these feelings for you, but l do. 872 00:58:26,230 --> 00:58:29,165 lt hit me-- l need someone for me. 873 00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:31,327 l'm not gonna share you. 874 00:58:31,368 --> 00:58:33,996 l can't do this anymore. 875 00:58:38,242 --> 00:58:40,938 Well, that's all well and good and l understand that 876 00:58:40,978 --> 00:58:43,538 but we just don't cover acts of God 877 00:58:43,581 --> 00:58:46,345 in our insurance policy. 878 00:58:46,383 --> 00:58:49,181 lf you actually reread your homeowner's contract, 879 00:58:49,220 --> 00:58:51,154 and l can actually read to you 880 00:58:51,188 --> 00:58:53,418 from our manual and handbook-- 881 00:59:00,164 --> 00:59:02,223 l'm sorry. 882 00:59:02,266 --> 00:59:03,733 Can l call you back? 883 00:59:05,936 --> 00:59:07,904 lt's really funny every time. 884 00:59:07,938 --> 00:59:10,498 Sour cream in my desk drawer-- 885 00:59:10,541 --> 00:59:12,634 that's just brilliant. That's hilarious. 886 00:59:12,676 --> 00:59:14,769 Sour cre-- who would do a thing like that? 887 00:59:14,812 --> 00:59:16,973 That is a perfectly good waste of sour cream. 888 00:59:17,014 --> 00:59:20,177 You know, l get it. l'm the joke around here, okay? 889 00:59:20,217 --> 00:59:23,152 Everybody loves to pick on me. l'm the nerd, okay? 890 00:59:23,187 --> 00:59:25,747 Let's mess with Marty's car. 891 00:59:25,789 --> 00:59:28,917 Let's lock him in that locker all weekend. 892 00:59:28,959 --> 00:59:32,360 Let's pull his pants down in the middle of gym class. 893 00:59:33,564 --> 00:59:36,499 Congratulations, Stuart. You win, okay? 894 00:59:36,533 --> 00:59:38,524 You know, out of all the people 895 00:59:38,569 --> 00:59:41,629 that have humiliated me and bullied me 896 00:59:41,672 --> 00:59:43,196 you win, okay? 897 00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:46,175 Because your pranks are the most creative 898 00:59:46,210 --> 00:59:48,201 and the most outrageous 899 00:59:48,245 --> 00:59:52,204 and the most-- the most hilarious for everybody, okay? 900 00:59:52,249 --> 00:59:55,548 So l hope you are proud of yourself. 901 00:59:55,586 --> 00:59:57,486 Jerk! 902 01:00:00,691 --> 01:00:02,386 - Nice job. - Yeah. 903 01:00:02,426 --> 01:00:04,291 - That brought up some issues. - ( both laugh ) 904 01:00:31,288 --> 01:00:33,620 Working late on the book fair again? 905 01:00:33,657 --> 01:00:35,887 Sherri. 906 01:00:35,926 --> 01:00:37,951 Barry. 907 01:00:37,995 --> 01:00:40,088 Mr. Krebbs. 908 01:00:40,130 --> 01:00:43,566 ls that what you want me to call you when you're fucking me? 909 01:00:45,436 --> 01:00:47,165 l think you should go home now, Sherri. 910 01:00:48,772 --> 01:00:51,366 l don't suppose you could give me a ride. 911 01:00:54,078 --> 01:00:55,705 lsn't that your car right there? 912 01:00:58,615 --> 01:01:00,606 lt won't start. 913 01:01:17,768 --> 01:01:19,531 Get in. 914 01:02:00,744 --> 01:02:05,181 My, what a big cock you have, Mr. Krebbs. 915 01:03:24,328 --> 01:03:26,956 Sherri: l'll see you in class. 916 01:03:50,154 --> 01:03:52,452 Holly? 917 01:03:52,489 --> 01:03:55,754 l just fucked Mr. Krebbs. 918 01:03:55,792 --> 01:03:57,987 ln the school parking lot. 919 01:03:58,028 --> 01:04:01,122 Meet me at Denny's immediately. 920 01:05:05,963 --> 01:05:08,488 Hey-o, l'm back. 921 01:05:08,532 --> 01:05:11,558 l'm sorry, l checked the whole storeroom and we are completely out. 922 01:05:11,602 --> 01:05:13,536 - l'm sorry. - Sorry about that. 923 01:05:13,570 --> 01:05:15,367 We can order some. 924 01:05:15,405 --> 01:05:17,305 Go on the internet, get some online maybe. 925 01:05:17,341 --> 01:05:19,138 No, that's okay. Thank you. 926 01:05:19,176 --> 01:05:22,236 No problem. lf you need help with anything else, you know where to find us. 927 01:05:22,279 --> 01:05:23,871 - Okay, great. - Okay. 928 01:05:26,216 --> 01:05:28,810 Courtney, you are doing a fantastic job, by the way. 929 01:05:28,852 --> 01:05:31,286 l mean really great. Are you sure you haven't worked retail before? 930 01:05:31,321 --> 01:05:34,757 l suppose l do if you count selling doughnuts in high school. 931 01:05:34,791 --> 01:05:37,487 l absolutely count selling doughnuts. 932 01:05:37,527 --> 01:05:40,428 You just have a great way with the customers, you know? 933 01:05:40,464 --> 01:05:42,830 They really like you. 934 01:05:42,866 --> 01:05:44,197 Thanks. 935 01:05:48,839 --> 01:05:51,399 lt's easy to see why. 936 01:05:51,441 --> 01:05:53,102 Thanks. 937 01:05:54,811 --> 01:05:56,904 Want to see my balls? 938 01:05:59,683 --> 01:06:01,674 Here they are. Bath balls. 939 01:06:01,718 --> 01:06:03,345 You know, you put them in the bathtub and they fizz 940 01:06:03,387 --> 01:06:05,287 and release oils and perfumes. 941 01:06:05,322 --> 01:06:07,256 You always smell really nice, by the way. 942 01:06:07,291 --> 01:06:09,191 Do you take a lot of baths? 943 01:06:09,226 --> 01:06:11,956 l know perfectly well what bath bombs are. 944 01:06:11,995 --> 01:06:14,020 Mr. Gilbert-- 945 01:06:14,064 --> 01:06:16,555 - Tony. - Mr. Gilbert. 946 01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:19,694 l'd appreciate it if you'd keep your hands and your innuendoes to yourself. 947 01:06:19,736 --> 01:06:22,728 Come on, don't be such a stick-in-the-mud. 948 01:06:22,773 --> 01:06:25,264 l'm just a touchy-feely kind of guy, you know? 949 01:06:25,309 --> 01:06:27,368 And besides, there hasn't been a girl this pretty 950 01:06:27,411 --> 01:06:30,380 who's worked here in, like, ever. 951 01:06:30,414 --> 01:06:33,815 Sometimes Little Tony takes over before Big Tony knows what's going on. 952 01:06:33,850 --> 01:06:36,011 Do you have, like, any tattoos or anything? 953 01:06:36,053 --> 01:06:38,214 Well, tell Little Tony l think he should know 954 01:06:38,255 --> 01:06:41,122 l had to sue my previous employer for sexual harassment. 955 01:06:41,158 --> 01:06:43,149 lt was a long drawn out process, 956 01:06:43,193 --> 01:06:45,661 that was really embarrassing for all of us. 957 01:06:45,696 --> 01:06:48,631 l'd hate to put myself or anyone else through that again. 958 01:06:48,665 --> 01:06:50,690 Really? 959 01:06:50,734 --> 01:06:52,463 Really. 960 01:06:53,603 --> 01:06:55,798 Well, uh, Courtney, 961 01:06:55,839 --> 01:06:57,773 if l crossed any line, l apologize. 962 01:06:57,808 --> 01:06:59,537 Just trying to be friendly. 963 01:06:59,576 --> 01:07:01,203 Well, l'm not here to make friends. 964 01:07:01,244 --> 01:07:03,007 l'm just here to do my job. 965 01:07:03,046 --> 01:07:06,311 So if you'll excuse me, l'm gonna go help some customers. 966 01:07:20,197 --> 01:07:21,858 Barry. 967 01:07:21,932 --> 01:07:24,025 - Hey, Dennis. - Hey, wait up. 968 01:07:24,067 --> 01:07:26,092 l've been looking for you. 969 01:07:26,136 --> 01:07:29,162 Come here. l've got to talk to you. 970 01:07:29,206 --> 01:07:30,901 What's up? 971 01:07:30,941 --> 01:07:33,432 You fuck Sherri Van Hafton? 972 01:07:33,477 --> 01:07:35,342 What? 973 01:07:36,947 --> 01:07:39,108 lt's a pretty simple question. Did you fuck Sherri Van Hafton? 974 01:07:41,017 --> 01:07:42,712 No, absolutely not. 975 01:07:42,753 --> 01:07:44,584 Why? 976 01:07:44,621 --> 01:07:47,249 Look, l'm not saying l'd blame you if you did. 977 01:07:47,290 --> 01:07:50,851 l'd give my left nut to get some of that stink on my pinkie, 978 01:07:50,894 --> 01:07:53,590 but kids are talking 979 01:07:53,630 --> 01:07:56,224 and word is that you did. 980 01:07:58,402 --> 01:08:00,370 All right, well, l didn't, okay? 981 01:08:00,404 --> 01:08:02,338 Barry. 982 01:08:03,774 --> 01:08:05,401 lt's me. Just be honest. 983 01:08:05,442 --> 01:08:07,307 l don't care. l'm just curious. 984 01:08:09,646 --> 01:08:11,944 lt's true, isn't it? 985 01:08:11,982 --> 01:08:15,474 No, it's 100% not true. 986 01:08:15,519 --> 01:08:17,043 Okay? 987 01:08:17,087 --> 01:08:19,282 Well, if it's not true, that's too bad. 988 01:08:19,322 --> 01:08:21,153 l was gonna ask you if l could smell your fingers. 989 01:08:23,093 --> 01:08:24,754 But if it is true-- 990 01:08:24,795 --> 01:08:26,922 l'm just saying if-- 991 01:08:26,963 --> 01:08:29,864 lie about it. Lie about it no matter what she says. 992 01:08:29,900 --> 01:08:33,233 l mean, ultimately it's just her word against yours. 993 01:08:50,220 --> 01:08:52,120 Fucking asshole. 994 01:08:55,058 --> 01:08:57,925 Megan: Norman threw up on the slide today 995 01:08:57,961 --> 01:09:00,521 and it went all the way down. 996 01:09:00,564 --> 01:09:02,429 He did? Ew. 997 01:09:02,466 --> 01:09:04,491 And then Buddy Miller... 998 01:09:12,943 --> 01:09:15,207 Mom, what are we gonna do after this? 999 01:09:15,245 --> 01:09:19,238 After-- well, l have to buy my dress for tomorrow night. 1000 01:09:19,282 --> 01:09:21,045 Can you buy me a dress too? 1001 01:09:21,084 --> 01:09:23,279 We'll see. 1002 01:09:23,320 --> 01:09:25,948 Maybe-- well, l do need to get a dress for you 1003 01:09:25,989 --> 01:09:28,822 for Carrie's birthday party. 1004 01:09:28,859 --> 01:09:32,295 Can it not have a bow on it? 1005 01:09:32,329 --> 01:09:34,661 No, it doesn't have to have a bow on it. 1006 01:09:34,698 --> 01:09:36,461 You should have seen his face. 1007 01:09:36,500 --> 01:09:38,695 What did you say? What did you say? 1008 01:09:38,735 --> 01:09:40,134 Exactly what you told me to say. 1009 01:09:40,170 --> 01:09:42,365 Oh my God, He must have totally freaked out. 1010 01:09:42,405 --> 01:09:44,498 What l would have given to have been a fly on the wall. 1011 01:09:44,541 --> 01:09:46,008 You were so right. 1012 01:09:46,042 --> 01:09:48,408 First of all, the second we were alone he started. 1013 01:09:48,445 --> 01:09:50,140 And just shameless. 1014 01:09:50,180 --> 01:09:52,410 See, l told you. The second you got hired l knew you'd be next. 1015 01:09:52,449 --> 01:09:54,508 When he tried that Casanova shit on me 1016 01:09:54,551 --> 01:09:56,018 l told him, ''You touch me again, 1017 01:09:56,052 --> 01:09:58,486 l'm gonna sic my 300-lb husband on your bony ass.'' 1018 01:09:58,522 --> 01:10:00,183 And what does Little Tony think of that? 1019 01:10:01,691 --> 01:10:04,421 Do you think any girls here have actually slept with him? 1020 01:10:04,461 --> 01:10:06,019 Oh, l don't know. 1021 01:10:06,062 --> 01:10:08,496 Only the stupid ones, l would think. 1022 01:10:08,532 --> 01:10:11,262 Well, nice work, sister. 1023 01:10:26,316 --> 01:10:28,910 Mr. Krebbs, can l see you for a minute please? 1024 01:10:28,952 --> 01:10:30,613 Krebbs: Yeah, sure. 1025 01:10:30,654 --> 01:10:33,646 Guys, just start the next chapter in the book, okay, please? 1026 01:10:33,690 --> 01:10:35,954 Thank you. What's going on? 1027 01:10:35,992 --> 01:10:38,552 What happened? ls my wife okay? 1028 01:10:38,595 --> 01:10:40,460 - Barry Krebbs? - Yeah? 1029 01:10:40,497 --> 01:10:43,193 You're under arrest for sexual assault and rape of a minor. 1030 01:10:43,233 --> 01:10:44,928 What? Rape? 1031 01:10:44,968 --> 01:10:46,663 l didn't rape-- what are you talking about? 1032 01:10:46,703 --> 01:10:48,637 - l didn't rape-- this is a mistake. - Barry, just-- 1033 01:10:48,672 --> 01:10:50,970 - Bill, l didn't rape anyone. - Barry, just do what they say. 1034 01:10:51,007 --> 01:10:53,475 You have the right to remain silent. lf you refuse that right, 1035 01:10:53,510 --> 01:10:56,240 anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. 1036 01:10:56,279 --> 01:10:57,837 You have the right to an attorney. 1037 01:10:57,881 --> 01:10:59,872 lf you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you. 1038 01:11:01,384 --> 01:11:03,944 Do you understand these rights as l've explained them to you? 1039 01:11:03,987 --> 01:11:05,887 Yes. 1040 01:12:38,882 --> 01:12:42,443 Sir, there was a Middle-Eastern guy onboard before. 1041 01:12:42,485 --> 01:12:45,283 l didn't see him get off, but he left his knapsack on here 1042 01:12:45,321 --> 01:12:47,118 and it looks kind of suspicious. 1043 01:12:55,765 --> 01:12:57,630 Driver: Get off the bus now. 1044 01:12:59,035 --> 01:13:01,560 Now, go go go. Off the bus. 1045 01:13:01,604 --> 01:13:04,368 Step away from the bus. 1046 01:13:04,407 --> 01:13:05,806 Step away from the bus now. 1047 01:13:05,875 --> 01:13:09,504 He had always been really nice to all the kids at school. 1048 01:13:09,579 --> 01:13:12,139 Always helped us with our problems. 1049 01:13:12,182 --> 01:13:15,549 So when he asked me to stay after school and help with the book fair 1050 01:13:15,585 --> 01:13:19,419 l was happy to help. 1051 01:13:21,091 --> 01:13:23,355 But when we got to his car... 1052 01:13:24,627 --> 01:13:26,891 that's when it happened. 1053 01:13:26,930 --> 01:13:29,160 He just came up behind me 1054 01:13:29,199 --> 01:13:31,861 and pushed himself against me. 1055 01:13:31,901 --> 01:13:34,392 Woman: Does she have to relive every detail? 1056 01:13:34,437 --> 01:13:36,405 Ma'am, please. 1057 01:13:36,439 --> 01:13:39,306 And then he started saying how sexy l was 1058 01:13:39,342 --> 01:13:41,367 and how he wanted... 1059 01:13:43,313 --> 01:13:45,679 to F me. 1060 01:13:45,715 --> 01:13:48,912 l told Mr. Krebbs how inappropriate this was 1061 01:13:48,952 --> 01:13:51,853 and that l was a virgin. 1062 01:13:54,190 --> 01:13:57,455 And then he just got this wild look in his eyes 1063 01:13:57,494 --> 01:14:00,054 and he told me how bad l wanted it 1064 01:14:00,096 --> 01:14:01,757 and just shoved me in the car. 1065 01:14:01,798 --> 01:14:04,596 He pulled out his... 1066 01:14:04,634 --> 01:14:07,398 - you know. - His penis? 1067 01:14:07,437 --> 01:14:09,098 Yes. 1068 01:14:09,139 --> 01:14:11,767 And he shoved it in my mouth. 1069 01:14:11,808 --> 01:14:13,207 Woman: Oh my God. 1070 01:14:13,243 --> 01:14:15,211 l'm sorry, Daddy. l tried to get out. 1071 01:14:15,245 --> 01:14:17,236 He just kept pulling me back in. 1072 01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:19,373 You have nothing to be sorry for, sweetheart. 1073 01:14:19,415 --> 01:14:21,975 He pulled down my underpants... 1074 01:14:23,052 --> 01:14:26,453 and he shoved himself inside of me. 1075 01:14:27,590 --> 01:14:31,117 And l just kept saying no. 1076 01:14:31,161 --> 01:14:33,891 No no. 1077 01:14:36,299 --> 01:14:39,735 But he just kept going. 1078 01:14:44,974 --> 01:14:48,341 And then he told me if l ever told anybody about this 1079 01:14:48,378 --> 01:14:50,778 he would kill me. 1080 01:14:52,715 --> 01:14:54,876 Then he threw me out of the car 1081 01:14:54,918 --> 01:14:57,216 and drove away. 1082 01:15:02,625 --> 01:15:04,388 Right, okay. 1083 01:15:06,429 --> 01:15:08,294 And these events, 1084 01:15:08,331 --> 01:15:11,391 they happened exactly as you described them right here? 1085 01:15:11,434 --> 01:15:13,868 Yes. 1086 01:15:24,848 --> 01:15:26,577 Don't. 1087 01:15:32,021 --> 01:15:33,818 lt's all a huge lie. 1088 01:15:33,857 --> 01:15:36,155 lt's just-- 1089 01:15:36,192 --> 01:15:38,956 teenagers are crazy. They're emotional unstable. 1090 01:15:40,530 --> 01:15:42,088 l mean, it's-- 1091 01:15:42,131 --> 01:15:44,725 it's just some little bitch trying to get back at me 1092 01:15:44,767 --> 01:15:46,394 for flunking her on a test. 1093 01:15:46,436 --> 01:15:48,336 She made the whole thing up. 1094 01:15:48,371 --> 01:15:50,635 l mean-- 1095 01:15:50,673 --> 01:15:53,107 come on, you know l would never do anything like that. 1096 01:15:56,446 --> 01:15:58,505 Are you aware that... 1097 01:16:00,283 --> 01:16:02,979 that rape is a very serious charge? 1098 01:16:03,019 --> 01:16:06,147 Of course she's aware that rape is a very serious charge. 1099 01:16:06,189 --> 01:16:07,588 What the hell kind of question is that? 1100 01:16:07,624 --> 01:16:08,989 Miss Van Hafton, are you also aware 1101 01:16:09,025 --> 01:16:12,859 that your school is equipped with a very comprehensive 1102 01:16:12,896 --> 01:16:15,228 system of surveillance cameras? 1103 01:16:18,301 --> 01:16:19,734 l'm sorry, what? 1104 01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:33,212 You're such an idiot. 1105 01:16:33,249 --> 01:16:35,308 What? 1106 01:16:36,986 --> 01:16:40,547 They have you on tape, Barry. 1107 01:16:40,590 --> 01:16:42,751 What? 1108 01:16:42,792 --> 01:16:44,657 They have you 1109 01:16:44,694 --> 01:16:47,162 on tape 1110 01:16:47,196 --> 01:16:50,859 fucking a 16-year-old girl 1111 01:16:50,900 --> 01:16:53,334 right in the high school parking lot. 1112 01:16:59,342 --> 01:17:00,969 ( sobs ) 1113 01:17:01,010 --> 01:17:03,274 What kind of moron are you? 1114 01:17:03,313 --> 01:17:06,009 How many other teenyboppers have you fucked? 1115 01:17:06,049 --> 01:17:08,279 None! None! Never! Never! 1116 01:17:11,087 --> 01:17:13,885 l-- who told you that there was tape? 1117 01:17:15,491 --> 01:17:17,584 The police. 1118 01:17:19,195 --> 01:17:21,857 ln our car, Barry? 1119 01:17:23,399 --> 01:17:25,833 The car my father paid for? 1120 01:17:27,503 --> 01:17:29,664 God damn it, Barry. 1121 01:17:36,279 --> 01:17:38,008 lt-- 1122 01:17:51,127 --> 01:17:52,754 All right. 1123 01:17:57,200 --> 01:17:59,065 l admit l had sex with her 1124 01:17:59,102 --> 01:18:01,627 once in the car. 1125 01:18:01,671 --> 01:18:04,572 But she-- she came onto me so many times. 1126 01:18:04,607 --> 01:18:07,132 She was like a Lolita. You have no idea, 1127 01:18:07,176 --> 01:18:10,236 honey, the lengths that this girl went to to seduce me. 1128 01:18:11,581 --> 01:18:13,572 And l-- 1129 01:18:15,251 --> 01:18:18,243 Yeah, l got weak. All right? l admit it. 1130 01:18:18,287 --> 01:18:20,653 But l didn't rape her. 1131 01:18:23,126 --> 01:18:24,855 Seduce you? 1132 01:18:26,562 --> 01:18:29,588 l don't even know who you are anymore. 1133 01:18:29,632 --> 01:18:32,157 You're the grownup. 1134 01:18:32,201 --> 01:18:34,567 - You should have known better! - l know! l know! 1135 01:18:39,876 --> 01:18:41,343 ls it me? 1136 01:18:41,377 --> 01:18:43,811 ls it because l'm just so fat and ugly now 1137 01:18:43,846 --> 01:18:46,314 - you have to go out and fuck someone? - No no no no. 1138 01:18:46,349 --> 01:18:48,283 No, honey, l love you. l love you. 1139 01:18:48,317 --> 01:18:50,410 You're the most beautiful woman l've ever known and l love you. 1140 01:18:54,957 --> 01:18:56,857 l'm so sorry. 1141 01:19:29,425 --> 01:19:31,154 l'm sorry. 1142 01:19:39,535 --> 01:19:41,696 Okay. 1143 01:19:41,737 --> 01:19:43,898 You know what? 1144 01:19:43,940 --> 01:19:46,704 l've heard everything l needed to hear, okay? 1145 01:19:47,743 --> 01:19:50,007 l'm going back to Philly to have the baby there. 1146 01:19:50,046 --> 01:19:52,139 Don't go. 1147 01:19:52,181 --> 01:19:54,513 l hope she was worth it. 1148 01:20:04,794 --> 01:20:07,991 How about some stir-fried chicken and vegetables? 1149 01:20:08,030 --> 01:20:10,123 How does that sound? Does that sound good? 1150 01:20:10,166 --> 01:20:11,793 No. 1151 01:20:13,569 --> 01:20:15,935 Now, Megan, if you want to eat ice cream, 1152 01:20:15,972 --> 01:20:18,031 you have to eat a healthier meal, okay? 1153 01:20:18,074 --> 01:20:20,372 - Okay. - Okay. 1154 01:20:20,409 --> 01:20:22,604 All right, l'll be right back. 1155 01:20:22,645 --> 01:20:25,170 - You are the guarder of the bags. - Okay. 1156 01:20:25,214 --> 01:20:26,579 - You are in charge. - Okay. 1157 01:20:26,616 --> 01:20:28,106 - All right? - Uh-huh. 1158 01:20:54,277 --> 01:20:56,507 You must be Megan. 1159 01:20:56,546 --> 01:20:58,673 l'm your mother's friend Joe. 1160 01:21:01,417 --> 01:21:03,908 This is Marty... 1161 01:21:03,953 --> 01:21:05,580 Listen, l've got some good news. 1162 01:21:19,969 --> 01:21:21,596 Megan? 1163 01:21:28,211 --> 01:21:30,111 Megan? 1164 01:21:34,784 --> 01:21:36,649 Excuse me, did you happen to see a little girl? 1165 01:21:36,686 --> 01:21:39,018 She was sitting right here. She had a purple shirt on. 1166 01:21:39,055 --> 01:21:41,523 She had a purple shirt on, short brown hair. 1167 01:21:41,557 --> 01:21:44,025 No, l was turned around. 1168 01:21:44,060 --> 01:21:46,221 Megan? 1169 01:21:46,262 --> 01:21:48,355 My little girl was just sitting here a minute ago. 1170 01:21:48,397 --> 01:21:50,388 No one? You didn't see her leave or anything? 1171 01:21:50,433 --> 01:21:52,128 Oh my God. 1172 01:21:52,168 --> 01:21:54,568 Megan! 1173 01:21:57,940 --> 01:21:59,601 Megan! 1174 01:22:00,610 --> 01:22:02,805 Megan! Oh my God. 1175 01:22:02,845 --> 01:22:05,939 Megan! Oh my God. Somebody help me. 1176 01:22:05,982 --> 01:22:08,974 Megan! 1177 01:22:09,018 --> 01:22:11,953 My little girl was sitting right here. 1178 01:22:11,988 --> 01:22:14,923 All l did was go to get some food 1179 01:22:14,957 --> 01:22:16,754 and l don't know where she is now. 1180 01:22:16,792 --> 01:22:18,316 Control, stand by. 1181 01:22:19,428 --> 01:22:20,986 Willie: ## And l'm dead drunk on the playground ## 1182 01:22:21,063 --> 01:22:23,793 ## Today ## 1183 01:22:23,833 --> 01:22:25,698 ## l scare the kids ## 1184 01:22:25,735 --> 01:22:30,035 ## Who come here to play ## 1185 01:22:30,072 --> 01:22:33,564 ## And, Amanda, won't you come back ## 1186 01:22:33,609 --> 01:22:36,476 ## 'Cause my brain ## 1187 01:22:36,512 --> 01:22:41,848 ## lt cannot live at all this way ## 1188 01:22:43,019 --> 01:22:46,386 ## 'Cause you had to do your thing ## 1189 01:22:46,422 --> 01:22:49,880 ## l had to do my thing ## 1190 01:22:49,925 --> 01:22:53,190 ## But we both did nothing at all. ## 1191 01:22:58,100 --> 01:23:00,364 - Holy shit, man. - What? 1192 01:23:00,403 --> 01:23:01,927 What? 1193 01:23:01,971 --> 01:23:04,462 Those guys look just like the Candid Camera Killers, man. 1194 01:23:04,507 --> 01:23:06,407 The two guys that killed the fucking cop. 1195 01:23:06,442 --> 01:23:09,343 Oh my gosh. Should we like call the cops or something? 1196 01:23:09,378 --> 01:23:11,073 What are you talking about? 1197 01:23:11,113 --> 01:23:14,981 On the news they showed dashboard footage of two guys killing a fucking cop 1198 01:23:15,017 --> 01:23:17,144 and they looked just like them motherfuckers, man. 1199 01:23:17,186 --> 01:23:20,053 Carl: No way, l know those guys. 1200 01:23:20,089 --> 01:23:22,023 lt wasn't them. Those are nice guys. 1201 01:23:22,058 --> 01:23:24,049 How the fuck do you know them? 1202 01:23:24,093 --> 01:23:26,118 The other night when you were in the diner 1203 01:23:26,162 --> 01:23:27,789 they came in. 1204 01:23:27,830 --> 01:23:30,298 l couldn't get the register open, right? 1205 01:23:30,333 --> 01:23:33,393 They gave me 40 bucks for like 10 bucks worth of shit 1206 01:23:33,436 --> 01:23:35,233 and they said keep the change. 1207 01:23:35,271 --> 01:23:37,034 Those are nice guys. 1208 01:23:37,073 --> 01:23:38,802 l thought you said nobody came in here, man. 1209 01:23:38,841 --> 01:23:41,401 Oh, l did? Oh. l lied. 1210 01:23:41,444 --> 01:23:43,071 Fucking asshole. 1211 01:23:46,349 --> 01:23:48,010 Amanda: Um, they're coming in here. 1212 01:23:48,050 --> 01:23:50,917 All right, Amanda, just get to the bathroom and stay there, all right? 1213 01:24:14,477 --> 01:24:17,139 - Sherri. - Barry. 1214 01:24:17,179 --> 01:24:19,170 Mr. Krebbs. 1215 01:24:20,182 --> 01:24:23,174 ls that what you want me to call you when you're fucking me? 1216 01:24:27,089 --> 01:24:28,886 - Holly. 1217 01:24:28,924 --> 01:24:32,223 l just fucked Mr. Krebbs. 1218 01:24:32,261 --> 01:24:34,320 ln the school parking lot. 1219 01:24:34,363 --> 01:24:36,695 Meet me at Denny's immediately. 1220 01:24:41,537 --> 01:24:43,232 l'm sorry. 1221 01:24:56,018 --> 01:24:57,451 - Hey. - Hey. 1222 01:24:58,954 --> 01:25:00,785 You're the new guy. l remember. 1223 01:25:00,823 --> 01:25:02,916 Carl: That's me. 1224 01:25:02,958 --> 01:25:05,290 What are you doing on this side of the counter? 1225 01:25:05,327 --> 01:25:07,887 l got fired. 1226 01:25:10,833 --> 01:25:13,461 lt's a tough business, this mini-mart shit, huh? 1227 01:25:16,005 --> 01:25:17,870 $16.68. 1228 01:25:29,051 --> 01:25:31,246 All right, thanks. 1229 01:25:39,528 --> 01:25:41,723 That's them, man. 1230 01:25:41,764 --> 01:25:43,356 What are you doing? 1231 01:25:43,399 --> 01:25:46,027 Calling the fucking cops, man. 1232 01:25:48,437 --> 01:25:51,304 Hello. Yes, the Candid Camera Killers. 1233 01:25:51,340 --> 01:25:52,864 The two guys that killed the cop, 1234 01:25:52,908 --> 01:25:54,398 they're leaving my convenience store 1235 01:25:54,443 --> 01:25:57,105 on Huber and 15th right now in a black car. 1236 01:25:57,146 --> 01:26:00,047 Their license plate 1237 01:26:00,082 --> 01:26:04,451 is F-O-O-T-D-O-C. 1238 01:26:04,487 --> 01:26:07,115 We've called the police. They're on their way. 1239 01:26:07,156 --> 01:26:09,147 Our staff, they're combing the mall right now. 1240 01:26:09,191 --> 01:26:11,159 Have you been able to reach your husband yet? 1241 01:26:11,193 --> 01:26:14,993 No, he has his fucking phone turned off. 1242 01:26:21,103 --> 01:26:22,832 All right. 1243 01:26:22,872 --> 01:26:25,602 We got some good news and we got some bad news. 1244 01:26:25,641 --> 01:26:29,077 She admitted it wasn't a forcible rape. 1245 01:26:29,111 --> 01:26:30,874 Thank God. 1246 01:26:30,913 --> 01:26:32,642 Not so fast. 1247 01:26:32,681 --> 01:26:36,412 Bad news is statutory rape is still rape in the eyes of the law. 1248 01:26:41,423 --> 01:26:43,254 Ben, you've got to get me out of this. 1249 01:26:43,292 --> 01:26:47,319 l mean, she came on to me. The tape proves that, right? 1250 01:26:47,363 --> 01:26:49,126 lt doesn't matter. 1251 01:26:49,164 --> 01:26:52,861 Look, she could be wearing two band-aids, 1252 01:26:52,902 --> 01:26:55,393 a dollop of whipped cream, six-inch fuck-me pumps 1253 01:26:55,437 --> 01:26:56,563 and begging for it. 1254 01:26:56,605 --> 01:26:59,972 lf she's a minor, you as the adult are supposed to walk away. 1255 01:27:00,009 --> 01:27:01,738 l know. 1256 01:27:01,777 --> 01:27:05,736 l'm not saying it doesn't go against every male instinct 1257 01:27:05,781 --> 01:27:08,750 that has been genetically passed down through millions of years. 1258 01:27:08,784 --> 01:27:11,184 l mean, between you and me, l've seen her. 1259 01:27:11,220 --> 01:27:14,280 Would have been a tough call for any man. 1260 01:27:14,323 --> 01:27:17,019 You did it, those are facts. 1261 01:27:20,796 --> 01:27:22,661 So what happens next? 1262 01:27:22,698 --> 01:27:24,598 Look, it's all on tape. 1263 01:27:25,601 --> 01:27:27,330 You've got to plead no contest and hope 1264 01:27:27,369 --> 01:27:30,065 that because this is your first offense you can get away with minimum. 1265 01:27:31,874 --> 01:27:35,071 So can l get off with like a fine or something and community service? 1266 01:27:37,246 --> 01:27:39,180 You don't watch much TV, do you? 1267 01:27:40,716 --> 01:27:42,308 Look, 1268 01:27:42,351 --> 01:27:45,252 if a person convicted of statutory rape 1269 01:27:45,287 --> 01:27:48,450 is 21 years of age or older, that's you, 1270 01:27:48,490 --> 01:27:52,051 and is eight years or more than eight years older than the victim, 1271 01:27:52,094 --> 01:27:54,255 which is also you, 1272 01:27:54,296 --> 01:27:57,754 then no part of the minimum sentence can be stayed, 1273 01:27:57,800 --> 01:27:59,825 probated or suspended. 1274 01:27:59,868 --> 01:28:01,631 What the hell does that mean? 1275 01:28:01,670 --> 01:28:04,332 l mean, what-- what's the minimum? 1276 01:28:04,373 --> 01:28:06,364 10 years. 1277 01:28:10,379 --> 01:28:12,609 And it could have been so much worse. lt could have been 20. 1278 01:28:12,648 --> 01:28:16,277 But because she lied and we have the evidence on tape 1279 01:28:16,318 --> 01:28:18,752 l'm sure that we can get the minimum. 1280 01:28:20,356 --> 01:28:24,156 Of course, you'll have to register as a sex offender when you get out. 1281 01:28:24,193 --> 01:28:26,388 And, uh, 1282 01:28:26,428 --> 01:28:28,328 forget about teaching ever again. 1283 01:28:28,364 --> 01:28:30,798 And as far as your unborn child goes, 1284 01:28:30,833 --> 01:28:33,734 you can forget about custody. That's gonna be impossible. 1285 01:28:33,769 --> 01:28:36,670 But l can probably get you supervised visitation rights. 1286 01:28:38,374 --> 01:28:39,898 All in all you're getting off pretty easy. 1287 01:28:59,528 --> 01:29:01,086 Man: l'm sorry to cut you off, Bonnie, 1288 01:29:01,130 --> 01:29:04,065 but what we're looking at here is a high-speed pursuit in progress. 1289 01:29:04,099 --> 01:29:06,727 Police believe that the Candid Camera Killers, 1290 01:29:06,769 --> 01:29:09,101 the alleged murderers of Officer Lawrence Garby, 1291 01:29:09,138 --> 01:29:10,400 architect Stanley Jeffers 1292 01:29:10,439 --> 01:29:13,465 and abductors of Francine Figgs are in that black sedan 1293 01:29:13,509 --> 01:29:15,409 heading north on lnterstate 17. 1294 01:29:15,444 --> 01:29:18,174 - Can you believe this? - Shit, man. 1295 01:29:18,213 --> 01:29:21,273 - A fast-thinking Quickie Mart clerk... - Shit. 1296 01:29:21,316 --> 01:29:24,251 ...took a picture of the license plate with a video phone mere moments ago. 1297 01:29:24,286 --> 01:29:26,220 l could have been fucking killed. 1298 01:29:26,255 --> 01:29:28,382 No shit, man. 1299 01:29:45,474 --> 01:29:49,001 We've seen some harrowing near misses in speeds in excess of 80mph. 1300 01:29:49,044 --> 01:29:52,673 The stolen car is registered to a Dr. Vanay Rubastaba. 1301 01:30:45,801 --> 01:30:47,632 - Oh! - Oh shit! 1302 01:30:47,669 --> 01:30:50,194 Reporter: Whoa, did you see that? That looks bad. 1303 01:30:50,239 --> 01:30:51,797 Motherfucker, man! 1304 01:30:51,840 --> 01:30:53,933 - Oh my God. - Damn. 1305 01:30:55,744 --> 01:30:57,837 - l'm Ben Rosen, my wife-- - Follow me, sir. 1306 01:30:57,880 --> 01:31:00,110 Louise! Baby, what happened? 1307 01:31:00,149 --> 01:31:01,776 - What happened? - Oh, God, Ben. 1308 01:31:01,817 --> 01:31:03,751 l was just getting some food 1309 01:31:03,786 --> 01:31:06,619 and l swear to God l was just 10 feet away from her. 1310 01:31:06,655 --> 01:31:08,714 l swear to God l just looked for a second. 1311 01:31:08,757 --> 01:31:11,351 Why can't they find her, Ben? 1312 01:31:11,393 --> 01:31:14,328 - Why can't they find her? - Shh. 1313 01:33:08,377 --> 01:33:11,471 ## Couldn't look you in the eye ## 1314 01:33:11,513 --> 01:33:14,573 ## You were someone else's lie ## 1315 01:33:15,784 --> 01:33:18,912 ## So you trash a little light ## 1316 01:33:20,355 --> 01:33:23,153 ## And when the colors seem to fade ## 1317 01:33:23,191 --> 01:33:26,251 ## Everything is black and gray ## 1318 01:33:26,295 --> 01:33:28,820 ## l couldn't look ## 1319 01:33:28,864 --> 01:33:32,061 ## l couldn't walk away ## 1320 01:33:32,100 --> 01:33:35,433 ## 'Cause you couldn't stay ## 1321 01:33:37,105 --> 01:33:41,064 ## Darling, save your love for me ## 1322 01:33:43,111 --> 01:33:46,706 ## Darling, save your love for me ## 1323 01:33:48,717 --> 01:33:52,209 ## lf only you could set me free ## 1324 01:33:52,254 --> 01:33:55,519 ## Then l could live again ## 1325 01:33:57,125 --> 01:34:01,221 ## We'll start it where the story ends ## 1326 01:34:06,535 --> 01:34:09,993 ## Darling, save your love for me ## 1327 01:34:12,274 --> 01:34:15,903 ## Darling, save your love for me ## 1328 01:34:17,946 --> 01:34:21,575 ## Look into this broken lens ## 1329 01:34:21,616 --> 01:34:24,744 ## And we can write the end ## 1330 01:34:26,621 --> 01:34:30,648 ## We'll start it where the story ends. ## 1331 01:34:43,205 --> 01:34:45,139 l got the photo of the damage 1332 01:34:45,173 --> 01:34:47,300 and it looks like they clobbered you pretty good. 1333 01:34:47,342 --> 01:34:51,073 lt looks like that back rear-panel section 1334 01:34:51,113 --> 01:34:52,671 is probably gonna have to go entirely. 1335 01:34:52,714 --> 01:34:54,648 But the sides are-- 1336 01:34:54,683 --> 01:34:56,480 there's just one little scratch, right. 1337 01:34:56,518 --> 01:34:58,782 And l think the best way to go about that 1338 01:34:58,820 --> 01:35:00,253 would be to-- 1339 01:35:00,288 --> 01:35:02,415 Are you Martin Dougle? 1340 01:35:08,397 --> 01:35:10,024 Yes. 1341 01:35:10,065 --> 01:35:12,863 l think you know why l'm here. 1342 01:35:16,304 --> 01:35:18,704 'Cause it's your birthday! 1343 01:35:18,740 --> 01:35:20,207 Hit it! 1344 01:35:20,242 --> 01:35:22,437 ## Everybody dance now... ## 1345 01:35:36,058 --> 01:35:38,993 ## Everybody dance now... ## 1346 01:35:39,027 --> 01:35:41,018 You want it. 1347 01:35:41,063 --> 01:35:42,997 You know you do. 1348 01:35:44,933 --> 01:35:47,401 ## Everybody dance now ## 1349 01:35:47,436 --> 01:35:50,837 ## Yeah yeah ## 1350 01:35:51,840 --> 01:35:53,330 ## Yeah ## 1351 01:35:53,375 --> 01:35:55,900 ## Everybody dance now ## 1352 01:35:55,944 --> 01:35:59,107 ## Yeah yeah ## 1353 01:35:59,147 --> 01:36:01,172 ## Yeah... ## 1354 01:36:28,677 --> 01:36:32,113 ## Opening a can of worms ## 1355 01:36:32,147 --> 01:36:36,607 ## That are now out of date ## 1356 01:36:36,651 --> 01:36:40,178 ## No matter what you do ## 1357 01:36:40,222 --> 01:36:44,659 ## Don't you dare throw them away ## 1358 01:36:44,693 --> 01:36:48,652 ## A harlot spikes the bowl ## 1359 01:36:48,697 --> 01:36:52,656 ## With regurgitated brains ## 1360 01:36:52,701 --> 01:36:56,137 ## We hide under a broken rainbow ## 1361 01:36:56,171 --> 01:37:00,870 ## Waiting for the rain to fade ## 1362 01:37:16,458 --> 01:37:20,690 ## D�j� vu ## 1363 01:37:20,729 --> 01:37:24,688 ## lt sounds like something not true ## 1364 01:37:24,733 --> 01:37:27,531 ## But l think ## 1365 01:37:27,569 --> 01:37:32,700 ## That l have seen it with you ## 1366 01:37:32,741 --> 01:37:35,539 ## l am sure ## 1367 01:37:35,577 --> 01:37:40,674 ## l've never been here before ## 1368 01:37:40,715 --> 01:37:43,707 ## lt's there's at my door ## 1369 01:37:43,752 --> 01:37:48,121 ## That is running on the floor ## 1370 01:37:48,156 --> 01:37:50,920 ## High ## 1371 01:37:50,959 --> 01:37:55,623 ## Up at the shooting range ## 1372 01:37:55,664 --> 01:37:59,600 ## Where the kids play ## 1373 01:37:59,634 --> 01:38:03,536 ## And there's bad blood ## 1374 01:38:03,572 --> 01:38:06,166 ## We were high ## 1375 01:38:07,175 --> 01:38:11,373 ## And feeling no pain ## 1376 01:38:11,413 --> 01:38:15,509 ## Where the trash drains ## 1377 01:38:15,550 --> 01:38:20,078 ## ls where we will lie ## 1378 01:38:52,654 --> 01:38:55,817 ## Looking out the window ## 1379 01:38:55,857 --> 01:39:00,226 ## With a hot beer on the red-eye ## 1380 01:39:00,262 --> 01:39:03,322 ## lt seems so still ## 1381 01:39:03,365 --> 01:39:07,768 ## l know we're cruising fast against the sky ## 1382 01:39:07,802 --> 01:39:11,636 ## The mountains below ## 1383 01:39:11,673 --> 01:39:16,303 ## They all have faces of snow ## 1384 01:39:16,344 --> 01:39:19,370 ## They're bigger than l thought ## 1385 01:39:19,414 --> 01:39:22,713 ## They're almost touching me ## 1386 01:39:22,751 --> 01:39:25,413 ## But l'm high ## 1387 01:39:27,355 --> 01:39:31,553 ## Up at the shooting range ## 1388 01:39:31,593 --> 01:39:35,723 ## Where there kids play ## 1389 01:39:35,764 --> 01:39:39,723 ## All their gun games ## 1390 01:39:39,768 --> 01:39:42,999 ## We're high ## 1391 01:39:43,038 --> 01:39:47,168 ## And feeling no pain ## 1392 01:39:47,208 --> 01:39:51,474 ## Where the trash drains ## 1393 01:39:51,513 --> 01:39:56,382 ## ls where we'll lie ## 1394 01:39:56,418 --> 01:39:59,410 ## High ## 1395 01:39:59,454 --> 01:40:03,515 ## Up at the shooting range ## 1396 01:40:03,558 --> 01:40:07,722 ## Where the kids play ## 1397 01:40:07,762 --> 01:40:11,892 ## And there's bad blood ## 1398 01:40:11,933 --> 01:40:14,163 ## We were high. ## 1399 01:40:36,658 --> 01:40:40,321 ## l'm getting electrocuted ## 1400 01:40:40,362 --> 01:40:43,354 ## l am getting my head burned up ## 1401 01:40:43,398 --> 01:40:47,232 ## l am getting electrocuted ## 1402 01:40:47,268 --> 01:40:50,760 ## 'Cause l killed all of my neighbors ## 1403 01:40:50,805 --> 01:40:54,104 ## Burn me up, burn me up ## 1404 01:40:54,142 --> 01:40:57,236 ## Burn me up, burn me up ## 1405 01:40:57,278 --> 01:40:59,405 ## Yeah, burn me up ## 1406 01:40:59,447 --> 01:41:02,883 ## Burn me up, burn me up ## 1407 01:41:02,917 --> 01:41:04,441 ## Burn me up ## 1408 01:41:04,486 --> 01:41:08,013 ## Yesterday l was prosecuted ## 1409 01:41:08,056 --> 01:41:11,548 ## By a jury of soccer moms ## 1410 01:41:11,593 --> 01:41:14,756 ## Though l tried hard to dispute it ## 1411 01:41:14,796 --> 01:41:18,197 ## They said they don't want to hear that song ## 1412 01:41:18,233 --> 01:41:22,101 ## Burn me up, burn me up ## 1413 01:41:22,137 --> 01:41:25,470 ## Burn me up, burn me up ## 1414 01:41:25,507 --> 01:41:27,600 ## Yeah, burn me up ## 1415 01:41:27,642 --> 01:41:30,736 ## Burn me up, burn me up ## 1416 01:41:30,779 --> 01:41:31,268 ## Burn me up ## 1417 01:41:32,347 --> 01:41:35,441 ## The families are laughing, my family is crying ## 1418 01:41:35,483 --> 01:41:38,919 ## 'Cause today my head gets electrocuted ## 1419 01:41:38,953 --> 01:41:42,320 ## My family is crying, 'cause today l'm dying ## 1420 01:41:42,357 --> 01:41:45,952 ## And today my head gets fried like an omelet ## 1421 01:41:45,994 --> 01:41:49,259 ## The families are laughing, my family is crying ## 1422 01:41:49,297 --> 01:41:52,926 ## 'Cause today my head gets electrocuted ## 1423 01:41:52,967 --> 01:41:56,198 ## My family is crying, 'cause today l'm dying ## 1424 01:41:56,237 --> 01:42:00,003 ## And today my head gets fried like an omelet. ## 1425 01:42:01,305 --> 01:42:07,510 Please rate this subtitle at %url% Help other users to choose the best subtitles 104177