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Everyone says that you'll miss school when you grow up.

I am not sure of school

but I will surely miss my school friends.

Hey, moron. What are you doing here?

Why? - Vivek is thrashing Rahul over there.

The one from Class 11 B? Yes, come on.. Come. It'll be fun..

Come on..

Come on.. Hit him!

- Vivek.. - Come on..

And these are my friends. Hit him..

Rascal! How dare you ask for a ruler

from my girlfriend! It was mine.

I was asking her to return it.

You rascal! How dare you lend your ruler to my girlfriend!

- No.. Not him. - These two.

Oh, shit! I lost money again.

Hey you! That was my money.

Look! Pal, he thrashed me badly.

He beat me in the classroom as well as in the washroom.

He even beat me on the ground. Everywhere..

Please walk slowly.

Tell me, pal.

- I won't tell you. - Tell me!

You are the first one in our group to make out.

How was it? How long did it last?

Did it pain?

A gentleman never kisses and tells.

Three minutes, 30 seconds.

He didn't make out. He is lying.

Do you remember? During the exams, he said

a girl asked him out. He said, she asked him out on a date..

She was asking the date of the exam.

He makes a fool out of everyone.. Hey you!

Priyanka. Class 11 B.

The boy from whom all the parents ask their children to stay away..

Kabir is not that boy.

You scoundrel! You've no clue whom you've messed with.

You.. You meet me outside the school.

Son, if you go out, bring some coriander leaves.

Come on, Mom!

Hello! Why are you laughing!

But he wants to be one..

Desperately.

Last evening, inside the handicap washroom of the mall.

How dare she hit my pal!

She didn't do the right thing.

Come on! Come, let's complain to her father.

- Come on.. - You fool!

These are called love bites. Hickey. Hickey..

Pal, I hope it doesn't lead to pregnancy or something.

In every group, there is a boy who is an imbecile

and everyone loves to make a fool out of him..

Susu is the one in our group.

He is not different from the masses.

He just looks at the world from a different point of view.

Because he is colour-blind.

Done!

And no one has told him this yet.

Which Priyanka?

The one with the braces or moustache?

Of course, the one with moustache.

The one with braces is immature.

She thinks intercourse is a tuition class

which one takes during the vacation.

- Kids. - That's great, pal.

Even you are not single anymore.

I am already involved with Ms. Sonam.

Now only Dhruv is single in our group!

Loser!

Shut up.

Kabir, listen.

When you meet Priyanka

discuss with her regarding that. Please..

I'll see, if my mouth is free.

You just have to ask if Chhavi is single or not.

Hey! I'll ask. Wait.

Chhavi!

Oh, shit!

Chhavi.

She's Chhavi Upadhya.

Front bencher. Class topper.

Teacher's favourite.

Basically, out of my league. Class 9.

When she spoke to me for the first time..

Excuse me.

I used to hate exams.

But ever since we've been asked to sit according to our roll numbers.

I feel exams should never end.

Do you have an extra pen?

But she was focused only on the exam papers.

She wasn't aware as to who was sitting behind her.

What are you doing, pal?

Auto!

Leave it, Chhuvs.

Creeps. Let me help you befriend her.

Both of us are in the Red House. Susu, you're in the Green House.

Don't confuse me again. You're crazy.

She left..

Pal, forget Chhavi.

There are many other girls in school.

Someone else will befriend you.

Perhaps no one will befriend a boy with a bicycle.

Mister, prepare an ice lolly. He is right.

You are in Class 11 now!

Stop riding a bicycle.

Buy a bicycle with gears. No way, idiot.

- Bike. - Yes! That too has gears.

You think I love riding this bicycle?

My parents won't buy a bike for me. Hey!

But they bought a Scooty for your elder sister

when she started studying in Class 11, right?

In my family, for everything you need

you have to get a certain percentage.

Sister got 90 per cent in Class 10.

And you know how much I got.

Pal, why are you such a coward!

Listen, we'll have board exams next year again.

And more importantly, the entrance exams..

So if you want to do something, this is the right time.

I know my parents well. They will say that I'm still young.

That they will buy it when I start studying in college.

When Bhagat Singh was your age

he fought against the Britishers for freedom.

Rascal, can't you even demand a bike?

Sukhdev and Rajguru are ready to do tripling with you.

Mister, I'm still waiting for the ice-lolly.

It's almost ready.

You are in Class 11, pal. You are mature now.

Imagine! When you'll have a bike..

You'll get out of the building compound

wearing a cool jacket and helmet. You'll look so cool!

The watchman will rush to open the gate for you. Yes, sir..

Everyone will be stunned on seeing you

when you'll come to pick up your favourite classmate.

Oh, scoundrel!

Get lost!

As soon as he'll sit on your bike

he'll speed up and leave.

You'll be an idol to students who own bicycles.

Girls will notice you. You'll become a stud.

You'll earn your schoolmates' respect, rascal.

You'll become famous. This cheap ice-lolly vendor

will serve an ice-lolly to you before everyone else.

And who knows

perhaps he won't charge you since you own a bike.

Total Rs. 240, including this one. Okay..

Susu will pay it. Okay.. I'll pay you later.

- Penniless. - How dare he..

- Hey.. Leave it. - Calm down..

Pal, how much does a second-hand bike cost?

All the parents in this world have cracked parenthood.

One is good cop and the other, bad cop.

But in my case, one is bad cop

and the other, worst cop.

'Dhruv Sharma can improve.'

Are you sure that he is our son?

Did he get swapped in the hospital by any chance?

I wish he would have. None of the neighbours

praise Mr. Sharma's son. Because he is worthless.

Disappointing. If the firstborn child

is making his mark, no matter what their second child does

the parents will always find it disappointing.

In Class 8, 67 per cent. In Class 9, 65 per cent.

And in Class 10, this score.. Dhruv, you are not a kid anymore.

When will you become responsible? Listen

these are the last two years. Study hard now.

After that, no one will say anything.

Then you can have as much fun as you want.

Then you can enjoy!

They said the same thing when I was in Class 8.

Then, Class 9.. And in Class 10 as well.

Wake up, Dhruv. It's 6 a.m.

If it were up to them, they might say..

'Son, end your life. Attain salvation.'

'You can have as much fun as you want in the afterlife.'

But enough is enough now. I'll fight back now.

Because my great friend, Kabir, had said..

'Whatever work needs to be done.. Do it now.'

'You're in Class 11, it's high time you start enjoying life.'

When.. When will you say!

On my birthday. Yes! Great plan!

Distribute toffees in school, dressed in trunks.

Everyone will sing the happy birthday song.

Your dad will gift you a bike.

Great, it means, everything is sorted.

You dimwit.

Will you wait for your birthday to ask for anything?

You can ask anything from parents

but you should have a valid reason.

I said, I've to prepare for Sports Day

and I asked them to buy me FIFA 17.

Now listen to me.

If you do as I say, you will get the bike for sure.

So step number one..

Indian parents hate the 'F' word.

Fun.

If you ask for a computer to play CS, they won't allow you.

But if you ask the same thing for a science project

then you might get it.

So make sure, they don't feel

as if you want a bike to have fun.

Right?

Mom. - Yes. My bicycle chain fell off again.

I got a remark for being late. Sign it.

Why didn't you take an autorickshaw?

You can't trust public transport in our country.

Autorickshaw drivers won't charge as per the meter.

Bus will arrive late and it'll be crowded.

In crowded buses, bomb blast will happen for sure.

There is no option for commoners.

Leave a little early.

Step number two.

As per the parents, if their kid doesn't answer the phone

it means, he has been kidnapped. Similarly

they assume, kids will meet with an accident if they ride a bike.

So you have to ensure them

that you are concerned about your safety.

'Around the wicket..'

So what if he is a spin bowler?

They should always wear a helmet.

Always.

I'll lose

but I won't go more than 40 kms per hour.

With great horsepower, comes great responsibility.

Right?

Fill the water bottles and keep them in fridge. Go.

Come on, be responsible. Mom, you.. Get up.

What is this?

Shravan Kumar wanted to go on a trek but he knew

that his parents wouldn't agree.

That's why he took them on a family holiday.

So now the last step..

You want this bike not just for yourself

but for everyone.

- Autorickshaw.. - Auto!

Auto..

Dad is late today as well.

The shop will get closed at 3 p.m.

How will you reach there?

It would've been great if we had two vehicles.

Right?

Hello, ma'am!

At what age can you get a learner's licence?

I can get it.

I can get it, right? Don't be so timid.

Learn something from Michael.

Had he been concerned about licence

he wouldn't have become a great car racer, right?

Just think about the bike you want to buy.

No matter what the brand is, I'll choose the colour.

Listen, it's my first bike, so not too expensive..

Splendor would be good.

It's your first bike, not your father's.

Think of something badass!

Hayabusa! We can also rob a bank then!

Yes, we'll take a loan to buy a Hayabusa

then we'll rob the bank and repay the loan.

Okay but.. Check the interest rate.

Pal, why don't you think before speaking!

Pulsar 150 cc is the safest option.

How much cc is required to do wheeling?

Minimum 180 cc is required! Right?

Or.. Or else silencer, mudguard.. That's it.

Trust me. So Pulsar 180 cc, fixed..

But it's very common, pal.

Behind every Pulsar, there is another one.

If you want to stand out, then..

Ask them to buy a Bullet.

- Bullet? - Exactly!

There is even a movie called 'Bullet Raja'

not 'Pulsar Raja', isn't it?

Yes, pal. Once you get a Bullet

parents can't forbid you from going on a Ladakh trip.

Right, pal.

I deserve to have a bike.

I hope my parents agree to buy me a Bullet.

You are so lucky!

You got a two-wheeler at such a young age.

Otherwise, we didn't have a vehicle when we were a teenager.

- Excited? - Yes.. But..

You can drive this to school, from school to coaching classes

and then, back home.. That's all.

And on Sundays, you'll take me shopping.

Yes.. There won't be separate petrol allowance.

And don't let your friends drive it.

He can let Kabir drive. He is a good boy.

Get lost!

The most important thing.. After the tuition class

don't give a ride to girls to treat them to Chaat.

Don't give him ideas. I was just reminding..

He can't impress girls.

This belongs to sister.

I asked for a bike, Dad! Girls drive Scooty.

What makes you say that these are meant for girls?

What is this?

So what if it's written there?

In that movie about Tomatina festival, when Katrina rode Bullet

you were elated.

Then why can't you ride this scooty?

Dad, it's pink.. My friends will make fun of me.

What friends? You've only two friends.

There are only three of you. Yes, one of them is colourblind.

Whom is she talking about?

I won't drive this. What do you mean?

We've spent Rs. 4,500 to get this repaired.

Don't argue and drive this. Did I ask you to get it repaired?

Didn't you say that you get late for coaching classes

so we should buy you a two-wheeler?

And also, so that you'd take care of the household chores?

Dad, I asked you to buy me a bike. Why don't you understand!

You..

Greetings. How are you?

There is improvement now.

Dhruv, listen. Learn driving on this scooty

we'll definitely buy a bike for you

after you get enrolled in a reputed college.

It's a lie! Then you'll postpone it till I become a graduate!

Then you'll say, I'll get it as dowry in my wedding.

If you don't want to give it, why don't you say it directly..

Come.. Sorry. No, it's okay.. I came at the wrong time.

Please, come.. It's okay. You may go.

Easy.

Dhruv. Do you know how old you are?

- You study in school. - So what!

Does it mean that I don't have feelings?

You don't deserve to get anything, worthless guy..

Shut up and go inside. Everyone is watching.

Let them watch! Everyone should get to know

that this society's chairman, Mr. Sharma and his wife.

Mrs. Sharma, don't love their son!

Because they love their daughter more!

They just fool me.

They are miserly, stingy and useless family members..

The fight is over..

Yesterday, I met an old friend after a very long time.

Slap.

It takes a moment to slap someone

but its hangover stays for long.

Hey, see. Go and open the gate.

It's just a Scooty.

Go from the small gate.

Everyone riding a scooty wants to pass through the main gate.

Good that Bhagat Singh was assaulted by the Britishers.

Had he been punished by his parents

he wouldn't have become a freedom fighter.

I don't feel like getting more embarrassed today.

To heck with bike.

And to heck with the school.

- Come.. Come on. - Be careful..

Give me.. Give me the bag. Run..

Mister, one ice-lolly.

Tell me.

Listen, meet me at the back gate.

I'm in trouble.

Priyanka read her name in my phone.

Priyanka with moustache.

Oh! Then?

I told her that everyone calls her that.

So I thought it was her surname.

And I thought she belongs to Parsi community.

But she didn't buy it.

Leave it. Why didn't you come to school today?

I don't feel like coming.

Meet me near the ice-lolly vendor's stall.

Okay.

Wait for five minutes. I'll be there once the assembly gets over.

In the meantime, you have an ice-lolly. Okay.

Pal, were you crying?

No, well..

Well, something must've got into my eyes.

I was driving, so..

Really?

Oh, Scooty!

The day I get a bike

I'll take his ice-lolly and..

Fuck.

- Oh, shit! - 'Oh, shit, Chhavi!'

'Come on, be yourself.'

'Be yourself..'

'No.. Don't be yourself..'

Shit.. I'm so sorry.

I hope you didn't get hurt.

No.. Not at all.

Your bag.. It's very light.

Are you sure that you are fine?

Yes, absolutely.. Chill..

Because of me, you dropped the ice-lolly.

Can I buy you one?

No.. It's okay.

It was not so good.

By the way, I wasn't aware that you also bunk classes.

Why?

Can't I?

But you are a girl.

I mean, girls in our class don't bunk classes.

No.. They have to.

Anyway, what's the point in studying so much?

Right. Anyway, they will be a housewife post-marriage.

No.. That's not what I meant.

Then what did you mean?

I guess your bag was very heavy. I'm feeling dizzy.

I'm talking nonsense. Just relax.

- I was kidding. - Kidding..

Funny.

Okay, I'll see you tomorrow then.

Nandini is waiting for me.

We'll get late for the movie. I'll just look for her.

Auto!

Auto!

Mister, stop..

I hate being late.

I know.

You reach 10 minutes early during exams too.

No.. It's not your fault.

We can't trust public transport.

These autorickshaw drivers are useless. They just..

- Auto! - Mister..

- Mall.. - Drop me at the mall.

If you don't want to go anywhere

then why do you even drive the autorickshaw!

Don't you want to earn money!

Do you want to be an autorickshaw driver for life!

Scoundrels!

Pal.

Why don't you drop her?

You have a bike?

Are you sure, you are free to drop me?

Of course!

I was here just to greet the ice-lolly vendor.

Dhruv!

Shall I drive? Please! I'll drive carefully.

So do you want me to ride pillion?

Yes! Please..

You anyway sit behind me during the exams.

Wait, let me pay for the ice-lolly.

Mister, how much?

Leave it.

It's on the house.

I realised one thing today.

Be it a bike or a scooty

it hardly matters

what matters is

the company.

Grandma..