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No, I want Frances to do
whatever she likes.
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I hate the idea of Frances
going on a date with Jeremy.
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Apparently, I'm at liberty
to do whatever I want.
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You tell me what the hell
is going on here.
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I'm over this shit. All of it.
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As much as I'd really like
to punch you,
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I'm not gonna do that
in front of these kids.
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So, back off.
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GORDON:
I'd like to show you something.
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It's yours, Diane.
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You mean for free?
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You'd have to answer
my occasional knock on the door.
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Maybe I don't give a shit
about people's problems.
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You're not even listening.
It doesn't surprise me.
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You haven't been listening
for weeks.
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-Okay, we need to unpack this.
-Not unpacking.
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I am packing and leaving.
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Frances, I may have found
a buyer for your Hastings home.
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You put the house on the market
without telling me?
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We lost.
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Did you fuck Frances at least?
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Nope. Jeremy fucked Frances.
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This won't take long,
but it's important.
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And I'm making "important"
sound bad or scary.
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And it's not, it's-- it's not.
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What it's really all about is--
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Your mother and I are
getting a divorce.
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It's awful.
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If there was any way that
we could've figured out
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how to stay together,
then we would.
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But we just can't.
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But the important thing is
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that neither of us is
going to leave you.
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I'm gonna be living nearby,
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and we're gonna do everything
that we've always done together.
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As a family.
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But more importantly,
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your mother and I love you
with all of our hearts.
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And that, Lila, Tom,
is never gonna change.
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♪ ♪
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Frances:
(gasping)
Hello, strangers!
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Hi! Welcome home.
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Any headlines?
Any secrets you wanna
share with me...
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-...you don't like to share
with your dad?
-Tom: No news.
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Oh, hey, hey!
Lila, I've got a headline.
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You poached my socks.
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-I needed them.
-Well, I needed them too.
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-Look what I ended up with.
-No, you-- I like it.
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All right, well,
welcome home, guys.
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-(knocking)
-Good to see you. Oh!
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-Hi.
-Hi... Hi.
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-You don't usually come up.
-I know.
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Um, do you mind
if I use the restroom?
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-I have to pee.
-Oh... no, oh...
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No, no, no,
Actually, come on in.
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-It's a long--
-Wait, wait, wait.
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Can you just--
can you hold it?
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Can you just come here
for a second?
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-Um...
-What's up?
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So, I've been giving
it some thought.
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You know, the renter's lease
is about to be up.
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I think we should
sell the house.
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Really?
Now you wanna
sell the house?
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Shh. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I think,
you know,
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it would be nice
to have some money.
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I don't know, I could buy
something here and...
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I don't think
it's such a bad idea
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to finally
separate our assets.
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-Separate our assets?
-Mm-hmm.
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I mean, this is the house
where you nursed our children.
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They were toddlers.
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Lila was drinking
out of a glass.
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Tom was practically
rolling his own joints.
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That doesn't matter, regardless.
I'm not gonna get into that.
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I just feel like
it's time, you know?
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It's just time
to cut the cord.
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Don't you?
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Okay. Let's sell the house.
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-Really?
-Sure.
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Oh.
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-Urinate?
-Yeah, yeah, no.
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-Go ahead, go ahead.
-Thank you. Thanks.
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(sighing)
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So, as it turns out,
Frances is okay
with selling the house.
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No shit?
Halle-fuckin'-luja.
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So you think
it's a good idea?
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In every possible way.
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Oh. Okay.
Well, there you go.
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(heavy exhale)
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If you don't want
to sell the house,
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don't sell it.
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Just be honest about it.
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Why would you say that?
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Of course I wanna
sell the house.
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In fact, do you want
to handle it for us?
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No. I do not.
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Oh.
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I think the whole hand washing
thing has gone too far.
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I mean, if a few people
have to get septic
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so the skin
on my knuckles
stops cracking,
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I'm okay with that.
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Yeah, I disagree.
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A lot.
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You, pretty mama, are healed.
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Don't be an asshole, Claudia.
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Droopy placenta
is droopy no more.
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Robert:
So, the baby's safe?
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Safe as anyone
in a world gone to hell.
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So, I can go out?
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-Anywhere?
-You okay?
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Jackie?
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I think she's in shock.
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Robbie, I love you.
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Yeah, yeah...
yeah, I love you too.
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-But I'm moving out.
-You... what?
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I'm moving out.
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♪ ♪
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Is there some sort of
neurological change
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that accompanies
placenta reattachment?
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I kept trying
to overlook it.
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How you're always
defending her
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and you can't let go
of that goddamn house.
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And you're so
friggin' concerned
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with everyone
she might be dating.
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You've made it quite clear
where your loyalty is.
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It's with her,
it's not with me.
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I am not-- news flash--
in love with Frances.
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Interesting. I never
actually said that.
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Fuck it, I was never cut out
to be married anyway.
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I tried,
but I just can't do it.
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I don't really need
to remind you
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that we are having
a child together,
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so you might wanna just
skip along a few more yards
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before you make your decision.
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The more yards,
the more chance
I have to lose my nerve.
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Jackie, just get in the truck.
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I think I'll walk.
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It's three miles!
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That sounds wonderful.
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♪ ♪
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Robert:
You're-- you're--
you're jogging for two!
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♪ ♪
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Thanks, Lina.
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Oh! Kids, just a heads up.
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Your dad and I have decided
to sell the house.
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Lila:
What are you talking about?
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We buried Sherlock Bones
behind that house.
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And you didn't even ask us.
That's so disrespectful.
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That is kind of disrespectful
that you didn't ask us.
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-Yeah, I'm sorry, I know,
I mean, we have had--
-Henry: What?
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It's the whole crew!
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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-Morning, Henry.
-Hi.
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-Lila: Do you wanna...?
-Yeah, I'll be right out.
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-It's good to see you kids.
-Tom: Yeah, you too.
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-Tom: Okay. Go, go.
Let's get out of here.
-Lila: Don't push me.
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Hi.
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-Hi.
-I missed you.
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That was a bad way
to end a bad night.
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Yeah, agree.
That was bad.
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I'm just, honestly,
I'm just confused.
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I don't understand
what happened--
what's happening.
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Let me ask you something.
Before all of this,
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I thought things with us
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were rolling along
pretty well, didn't you?
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Yeah. Four--
four and a half stars.
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Right, well,
why can't that be enough?
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Is there something
you feel you're missing
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besides the idea
of something?
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I've got hungry kids.
I should go.
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Can we talk later?
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I mean, four and half stars,
that's--
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That's pretty damn good.
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(scoffs)
Well...
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-Bye. Bye, Lina.
-Lina: Bye, Frances.
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♪ ♪
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I forget, is this the place
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that comes with the noodles
already in the broth?
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Or do you have
to pour the broth over
the noodles yourself?
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Oh, um...
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Yeah, it looks like they put
the broth and the noodles
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in separate containers.
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Goddammit!
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I'm sorry.
It's not your fault.
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I-- I just hate the spillage.
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(bag rustling)
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(soda cans opening)
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(slurping)
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(bag rustling)
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Oh Jesus, this is
what I was talking about!
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So, in my neighborhood,
Inwood,
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there are all these
really beautiful murals
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on the side of storefronts.
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Of guess what.
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Birds.
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Yeah, it's funded
by an art gallery,
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and I thought it might
be nice if maybe
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we sponsored a walking tour.
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Oh, I think that's
a great idea, Frances.
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Ugh!
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Just...
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Fuck it, I'm just gonna
get some yogurt.
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I swear to God,
I will jump out this window
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if I hear one more word
about your unwieldy ramen!
205
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But we have to listen
to you go on and on
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when they forget
the salad dressing?
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It's part of the order.
It's not a gift.
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(slams desk)
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This is bananas!
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Now, I'm gonna give you both
the benefit of the doubt.
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I don't actually think that
you're as nuts as you seem.
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I just think that you've
been caught on this
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takeout lunch hamster wheel
for so long
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that you've actually
forgotten who you are.
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But you two have a choice.
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You can take
this privileged life...
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that you've inherited
from your Great Aunt Leonard...
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and you can make it
something meaningful,
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(stammering):
something that, you know,
that's moving,
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00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:12,708
that, that ,you know,
inspires people to see beauty.
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Or you can sit here
trapped in amber.
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Relics.
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Choose badly,
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and I'm gonna haul ass over
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to the Feminist Birders
of Flushing.
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The She-Gulls?
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They're hiring.
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♪ ♪
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Dallas:
My only child has abandoned me,
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a crazy patient is trying
to ruin my life,
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and look at them.
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All it takes is
one giant pretzel,
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and for them,
the planets align.
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Don't be so bitter.
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Let the people enjoy
their pretzels.
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I remember this awful nun
when I was growing up
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that we nicknamed "Pretzel."
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She had scoliosis or something.
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(sighing)
Maybe I should've
become a nun.
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Oh, yeah,
I remember suggesting
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that we all go out tonight
and have a really good time.
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I'm sorry,
I don't think there are
pretzels big enough.
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So, one-- one crazy patient
makes a ridiculous claim.
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I'm sure this happens
all the time.
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And one ridiculous claim
could just end your career,
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so these hearings
they're very unpredictable.
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But you know what?
I think that that letter was
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a message to me from God,
just tapping me on the shoulder
249
00:11:28,416 --> 00:11:29,999
saying, "Quit. It's over.
250
00:11:30,083 --> 00:11:32,999
"Why fight for something that
you don't even want anymore?
251
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,416
Move on."
252
00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:37,083
This might be the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
253
00:11:38,416 --> 00:11:40,458
-(The "Chicken Dance" plays)
-Diane: See, I agree.
254
00:11:40,541 --> 00:11:43,041
I hate working,
I hate not having a house.
255
00:11:43,124 --> 00:11:46,083
And with Gordon-- Bam!
One-stop shopping.
256
00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:48,875
Or maybe you could rob a bank
257
00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:50,708
and just, you know,
cut out the middle man.
258
00:11:50,792 --> 00:11:52,625
Man, to be able to walk
into that store
259
00:11:52,708 --> 00:11:55,333
and tell Mimi to shove it,
I would do anything.
260
00:11:55,416 --> 00:11:56,541
Frances:
I know.
261
00:11:56,625 --> 00:11:59,625
Even with the occasional
knock on the door?
262
00:11:59,708 --> 00:12:00,667
Maybe.
263
00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:01,833
Wait.
264
00:12:02,792 --> 00:12:06,124
Is he offering you
an allowance, too?
265
00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:08,124
Mm-hmm.
266
00:12:11,541 --> 00:12:14,083
Does that officially
make me a whore?
You can be honest.
267
00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:18,500
Diane, don't worry about it.
We're all gonna be gone...
268
00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:19,958
(snapping)
...like that.
269
00:12:20,792 --> 00:12:22,583
(crowd claps to song)
270
00:12:25,792 --> 00:12:27,291
(clapping)
271
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,833
(gate buzzing)
272
00:12:38,917 --> 00:12:41,041
-Nick.
-Robert.
273
00:12:43,166 --> 00:12:45,083
It just goes to show you...
274
00:12:45,166 --> 00:12:46,291
when the chips are down,
275
00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:48,500
you really know
who your friends are.
276
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:50,875
Chips are down?
277
00:12:50,958 --> 00:12:53,999
Nick, you didn't have
a bad day at the casino.
278
00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:56,249
You stole tens of millions
of dollars
279
00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:57,917
from people that trusted you.
280
00:12:57,999 --> 00:13:00,458
Thanks. You came here
to tell me that?
281
00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:03,541
Nah.
282
00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:06,792
I just need somebody
to talk to.
283
00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:09,667
This is what I've been craving.
284
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:11,667
This is the stuff.
285
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,917
Being of use,
helping other people.
286
00:13:14,999 --> 00:13:17,124
Helping-- I wanna help.
Let me help.
287
00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:18,625
How can I help you?
288
00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:21,958
-Jackie left me.
-Well, these things happen.
289
00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:24,708
That's it?
That's your help?
290
00:13:24,917 --> 00:13:26,999
You've known her
less than a year.
291
00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:28,249
You don't have to be Kreskin
292
00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:30,375
to know that thing was
headed for the shitter.
293
00:13:30,999 --> 00:13:33,875
-She's pregnant, too.
-Jackie's pregnant?
294
00:13:33,958 --> 00:13:36,999
You dumb fuck!
You dumb motherfucker!
295
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,541
Nick, I came here
for some solace,
296
00:13:39,625 --> 00:13:41,833
some heart-to-heart bro time.
297
00:13:44,041 --> 00:13:45,166
Talk to me.
298
00:13:46,667 --> 00:13:47,958
(sighs)
299
00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:50,833
Jackie accused me of still
being in love with Frances.
300
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,208
Are you?
301
00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:58,416
You and Frances were
together for 20 years.
302
00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:00,291
She's the mother
of your children.
303
00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:02,875
You have a history
and an intimacy with her
304
00:14:02,958 --> 00:14:05,291
that no other woman
could ever hope to have.
305
00:14:05,375 --> 00:14:08,333
That's it?
What am I supposed
to do with that?
306
00:14:08,416 --> 00:14:09,416
Get over it.
307
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,333
You think you
and Frances are special?
308
00:14:11,416 --> 00:14:13,583
You got married, you had kids,
you got divorced.
309
00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:16,291
It's called the past.
Move on.
310
00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:20,583
By the way,
how's Diane looking?
311
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:23,583
Don't answer that.
312
00:14:24,958 --> 00:14:27,458
Thanks for the help.
Thanks for the insight.
313
00:14:27,541 --> 00:14:29,500
That's what I'm here for.
314
00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:32,708
Well, it's not actually
what I'm here for.
315
00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:39,291
Diane, walk with me.
316
00:14:41,416 --> 00:14:43,166
I was hoping
things would improve,
317
00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:44,999
as much as I've prayed
and prayed,
318
00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:47,583
but the gaps and bunches
have returned.
319
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:51,166
Okay. I've had it.
320
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:52,958
What are you doing?
321
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:55,333
Take a long look, honey.
322
00:14:56,124 --> 00:14:59,083
Non-symmetrical anarchy.
323
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,708
Live it, learn it, love it.
324
00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:03,500
Because I fucking quit!
325
00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:06,458
I'm better than
this place, okay?
326
00:15:06,541 --> 00:15:08,208
I am a woman with options,
327
00:15:08,291 --> 00:15:11,041
and I choose to never
work here ever again.
328
00:15:11,124 --> 00:15:12,458
Delroy:
What's going on?
329
00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:18,375
Delroy, I'd like
for you to escort her
out of the building.
330
00:15:19,999 --> 00:15:22,249
I warned you.
Don't mess with this bitch.
331
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,500
It's fine.
332
00:15:24,416 --> 00:15:26,750
I'm on to bigger
and better things anyhow.
333
00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:30,583
Let's just say I have a new
opportunity on the horizon.
334
00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:32,333
-Hmm.
-So...
335
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,291
A new opportunity
that's illegal in every state
336
00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:36,625
except for Nevada.
337
00:15:36,708 --> 00:15:38,875
Excuse me,
what did you just say?
338
00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:40,999
Everyone knows, Diane.
339
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:43,375
The little shoplifter's grandpa?
340
00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:46,500
Let's not act like you just
got hired at Google.
341
00:15:47,875 --> 00:15:48,999
(sighs)
342
00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:56,541
♪ ♪
343
00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:58,208
-Frances: Hey.
-Robert: Hi.
344
00:16:04,708 --> 00:16:06,249
So, I think we should...
345
00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:09,792
sort all the boxes
into three categories:
346
00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:12,792
what's going to Inwood,
what goes to
yours and Jackie's,
347
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:14,792
and then what we just,
you know, what we just toss.
348
00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:18,541
Well, there may be a new
location for my boxes.
349
00:16:19,124 --> 00:16:21,625
-Hmmm?
-It's sort of unclear
at the moment.
350
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:28,375
My boxes might no longer be
staying with... Jackie's boxes?
351
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:29,667
Oh.
352
00:16:31,249 --> 00:16:32,375
Wait.
353
00:16:33,541 --> 00:16:35,041
So, is Henry gonna--
354
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:37,583
or one of his people--
help us with all this crap?
355
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,999
Oh, uh...
356
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:44,041
Well, it, uh, seems, uh...
357
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:51,208
Henry might no longer be
moving my boxes.
358
00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:54,166
Wow.
359
00:16:54,249 --> 00:16:56,208
Thank God for that
box metaphor.
360
00:16:56,792 --> 00:16:58,208
Could have gotten awkward.
361
00:16:59,416 --> 00:17:02,249
Uh, based upon data collected,
362
00:17:03,249 --> 00:17:05,792
post-divorce life?
No trip to the candy factory.
363
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:09,875
Well, it's definitely not
as fun as they make it look
in the brochure.
364
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,583
(Robert chuckles)
365
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:16,166
I guess I couldn't know
how hard it was gonna be.
366
00:17:16,249 --> 00:17:17,625
What's that?
367
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,750
Just knowing
when it's worth it.
368
00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:25,166
And when it's not.
369
00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:30,999
(Frances sighs)
370
00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:36,166
So, it was small
things at first.
371
00:17:36,249 --> 00:17:38,958
Uh, a slight cock
of an eyebrow,
372
00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:42,041
uh, the undue
shifting in her chair.
373
00:17:42,124 --> 00:17:44,041
Fine, strip me
of my license.
374
00:17:44,124 --> 00:17:45,500
I may have been
breathing as well.
375
00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:49,458
Then, things
became more brazen.
376
00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:53,750
She would brush lint
off her pantsuit,
377
00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:56,708
which would go on
a bit too long.
378
00:17:56,792 --> 00:18:01,291
A pantsuit?
I beg the board to search
my closets for a pantsuit.
379
00:18:01,375 --> 00:18:03,917
-Please, Ms. Holt.
-Dallas.
380
00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:05,583
Is there anything else,
Mr. Owens?
381
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,708
Well, I hesitate
to mention this one,
382
00:18:07,792 --> 00:18:10,999
because it's so...
383
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,124
Go ahead, sir.
It's okay.
384
00:18:14,792 --> 00:18:16,875
We had a phone session
one time,
385
00:18:16,958 --> 00:18:20,625
and it was quite clear to me
that she was masturbating.
386
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:25,208
Okay, we are officially
in fruitcake land!
387
00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:27,500
I'm sorry, but if it
please the court
388
00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:30,416
or the board
or the council or I--
whatever this is.
389
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:35,500
But I just... (sighs)
I refuse to be
railroaded here today
390
00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:38,416
by a vengeful man who is
trying to destroy my career.
391
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,083
I seek only justice, madam.
392
00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:43,833
And now speaks like he is
in 17th century Salem.
393
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:45,583
(exhales)
394
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,458
I admit...
395
00:18:47,541 --> 00:18:50,583
that I have professionally
been off my game lately
396
00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:53,500
and I've had some
personal problems
that I have dealt with
397
00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:57,667
and maybe I should've
taken a sabbatical.
398
00:18:58,291 --> 00:19:00,708
But I'm a good therapist.
399
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,541
This job is who I am.
400
00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:10,124
Please, don't take
that away from me.
401
00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:11,875
(whispers):
She's a slut.
402
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:16,708
You have nothing
to worry about.
403
00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:21,792
Jackie:
Thank you, and you're
welcome to it.
404
00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:24,208
Just be careful,
I put a curse on it.
405
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:25,249
Man:
Okay, thanks.
406
00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:36,708
-Jackie.
-Robbie.
407
00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:43,375
I'm just gonna grab
a few things.
408
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:44,999
I've gotta find
a place to stay.
409
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,416
There's no hurry.
410
00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:49,083
Eh, the sooner
the better.
411
00:19:50,249 --> 00:19:51,583
It's cleaner.
412
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:57,708
Well, we are having
a child together, so...
413
00:19:58,708 --> 00:20:00,083
You're stuck with us forever.
414
00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:02,249
This, I know.
415
00:20:05,416 --> 00:20:07,249
That's the good part.
416
00:20:10,999 --> 00:20:13,249
I gotta get on
down the road.
417
00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:19,625
♪ ♪
418
00:20:42,999 --> 00:20:44,166
(sighs)
419
00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:46,625
So glad you came.
420
00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:50,999
-Here.
-Thank you.
421
00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:04,291
Oh.
422
00:21:10,041 --> 00:21:12,333
(city traffic sounds)
423
00:21:15,416 --> 00:21:17,249
Ah.
424
00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:21,208
Public place,
you haven't ordered food.
425
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,166
It's not looking good for me.
426
00:21:27,792 --> 00:21:29,166
I'm just curious.
427
00:21:29,999 --> 00:21:31,083
Since your marriage,
428
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:33,333
what's been your
longest relationship?
429
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:35,041
Four months.
430
00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:38,375
-Us?
-Mm-hmm.
431
00:21:41,124 --> 00:21:44,583
Wow, sure wish
I'd asked that sooner.
432
00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:46,458
Maybe I'm fucked up.
433
00:21:46,541 --> 00:21:51,041
Uh... my marriage,
she was manipulative,
434
00:21:51,124 --> 00:21:53,541
always trying
to make me jealous.
435
00:21:54,541 --> 00:21:56,041
It changed my perspective.
436
00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:58,958
Feeling like someone
belongs to you,
437
00:21:59,041 --> 00:22:02,041
I don't see how anything good
can come of it.
438
00:22:02,124 --> 00:22:03,333
I'm sorry.
439
00:22:03,416 --> 00:22:04,875
No need.
440
00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:08,208
If I could change,
you'd be the one
I'd do it for.
441
00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:10,667
Man, we've been making
each other so happy.
442
00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:12,750
It seems like such a shame.
443
00:22:19,833 --> 00:22:22,416
♪ ♪
444
00:22:28,958 --> 00:22:31,917
♪ ♪
445
00:22:42,375 --> 00:22:46,625
So, Tom and Lila,
ready to move back
into your old house?
446
00:22:46,708 --> 00:22:47,833
Half the time, anyway.
447
00:22:47,917 --> 00:22:49,166
-Tom: Yeah.
-Lila: Yeah.
448
00:22:49,249 --> 00:22:52,333
I'm not sure if this
would be categorized
449
00:22:52,416 --> 00:22:55,667
as officially moving forwards
or moving backwards.
450
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:58,291
Forward. Definitely.
451
00:22:58,375 --> 00:22:59,958
All right, shall we?
452
00:23:00,792 --> 00:23:01,917
(grunts)
453
00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:05,625
-Frances: You guys good?
-Lila: Yeah.
454
00:23:14,458 --> 00:23:15,667
Oh!
455
00:23:19,667 --> 00:23:20,999
Here.
456
00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:23,792
(chuckling):
Hey, thanks.
457
00:23:25,124 --> 00:23:30,750
It'll be under here
in case you ever wanna
458
00:23:30,833 --> 00:23:34,124
stop by and steal
my album collection.
459
00:23:39,291 --> 00:23:40,917
Bye, kids.
See you in a couple days.
460
00:23:40,999 --> 00:23:42,833
-Tom/Lila: Bye, Mom.
-Bye!
461
00:23:45,917 --> 00:23:47,583
-Bye.
-Bye.
462
00:23:47,667 --> 00:23:49,792
♪ ♪
463
00:23:56,333 --> 00:24:00,875
So, Mr. Gitler used to
walk up and down
these avenues and streets
464
00:24:00,958 --> 00:24:04,917
and he longed for more beauty,
so he asked his favorite artists
465
00:24:04,999 --> 00:24:07,750
to paint Audubon's birds,
466
00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:13,333
which is why we get to look at
this very distinguished eagle.
467
00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,917
Let's move on to the next one.
468
00:24:22,999 --> 00:24:26,124
This next artist painted, um...
469
00:24:26,208 --> 00:24:27,958
painted the wild turkey.
470
00:24:28,041 --> 00:24:30,750
Their name is N. Soala.
471
00:24:32,208 --> 00:24:34,375
(curtains vibrating)
472
00:24:40,375 --> 00:24:42,541
(humming)
473
00:24:46,124 --> 00:24:47,833
(door knocking)
474
00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:04,124
(knocking continues)
475
00:25:07,625 --> 00:25:08,750
(two sharp knocks)
476
00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:12,625
(lock clicks)
477
00:25:14,875 --> 00:25:18,541
("Give a Little Bit"
by Supertramp playing)
478
00:25:18,625 --> 00:25:21,124
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
479
00:25:26,124 --> 00:25:28,375
Dallas:
So, here I am.
480
00:25:30,999 --> 00:25:32,750
What age range were
you thinking of?
481
00:25:32,833 --> 00:25:34,375
10 to 16.
482
00:25:36,708 --> 00:25:40,249
You know those are the really
messed up ones, right?
483
00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:42,999
-♪ Give a little bit ♪
-Yep.
484
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:47,458
♪ Give a little bit
of your love to me ♪
485
00:25:51,124 --> 00:25:53,833
♪ Give a little bit ♪
486
00:25:53,917 --> 00:25:57,625
♪ I'll give a little bit
of my love to you ♪
487
00:26:02,124 --> 00:26:06,458
♪ There's so much
that we need to share ♪
488
00:26:06,541 --> 00:26:12,500
-♪ So send a smile
and show you care ♪
-(indistinct chattering)
489
00:26:12,583 --> 00:26:15,333
♪ I'll give a little bit ♪
490
00:26:15,416 --> 00:26:19,792
♪ I'll give a little bit
of my life for you ♪
491
00:26:20,750 --> 00:26:22,208
Frances:
All right, bye, sweetie.
492
00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:23,625
See you Saturday.
493
00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:25,667
♪ So give a little bit ♪
494
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:26,917
-Bye.
-Bye.
495
00:26:26,999 --> 00:26:29,833
♪ Give a little bit
of your time to me ♪
496
00:26:29,917 --> 00:26:31,291
-Oh. Frances.
-Yeah?
497
00:26:31,375 --> 00:26:34,583
-He's got a haircut.
-Oh. Right. Thank you.
498
00:26:34,667 --> 00:26:39,291
-♪ See the man with
the lonely eyes ♪
-(indistinct chattering)
499
00:26:39,375 --> 00:26:44,416
♪ Oh, take his hand,
you'll be surprised ♪
500
00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:46,333
(chatter continues)
501
00:26:50,792 --> 00:26:53,541
♪ Give a little bit ♪
502
00:26:53,625 --> 00:26:57,833
♪ Give a little bit
of your love to me ♪
503
00:27:01,083 --> 00:27:02,583
♪ Give a little bit... ♪
504
00:27:02,667 --> 00:27:04,291
(song changes)
505
00:27:04,375 --> 00:27:06,708
("Owner of a Lonely Heart"
by Yes playing)
506
00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:16,291
♪ Move yourself ♪
507
00:27:16,375 --> 00:27:17,875
♪ You always live your life ♪
508
00:27:17,958 --> 00:27:21,792
♪ Never thinking
of the future ♪
509
00:27:21,875 --> 00:27:23,875
♪ Prove yourself ♪
510
00:27:23,958 --> 00:27:25,500
♪ You are the move you make ♪
511
00:27:25,583 --> 00:27:29,375
♪ Take your chances,
win or loser ♪
512
00:27:29,458 --> 00:27:31,625
♪ See yourself ♪
513
00:27:31,708 --> 00:27:33,416
♪ You are the steps you take ♪
514
00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:36,958
♪ You and you,
and that's the only way ♪
515
00:27:37,041 --> 00:27:39,208
♪ Shake, shake yourself ♪
516
00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:41,166
♪ You're every move you make ♪
517
00:27:41,249 --> 00:27:44,750
♪ So the story goes ♪
518
00:27:44,833 --> 00:27:48,458
♪ Owner of a lonely heart ♪
519
00:27:48,541 --> 00:27:52,458
♪ Owner of a lonely heart
(Much better than a) ♪
520
00:27:52,541 --> 00:27:56,333
♪ Owner of a broken heart ♪
521
00:27:56,416 --> 00:28:00,750
♪ Owner of a lonely heart ♪
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