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Not once, not ever
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has he volunteered for a dangerous
mission, and now all of a sudden he's
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like "Let me go"?! On a night jump
in the freezin-ass cold to kill a
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Finnish double agent? Please.
So I'm like "Yeah,
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let Archer go!" But she's like "Ray,
it's your mission and that's final!"
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And why? Cause just between
us gals and the C-130,
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I think she used to screw, ick,
Nikolai Jakov, the head of the KGB!
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I know, right?! And I think Archer wanted
this mission so he could cross into
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Russia cause he thinks Jakov might be
his father! And y'all know me,
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I'm no gossip, but that's some
scandalous-ass shit right there...
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- What. Dukes.
- Ray? If it's any
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consolation, you were right.
Oh, and try not to be unconscious too long.
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It's super bad for you. Hey thanks guys.
Just tell my mother I pulled
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a gun on you, all right. This is to share.
Look at me! To share!
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You nut. O.K.
Got my fake documents, plenty of cash,
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so the crossing should be a breeze.
Drive to Saint Pete,
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grab a latte, then 400 miles to Moscow...
Putting me there right about the
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time Nikolai Jakov, head of the
KGB, comes home for his borscht,
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only to find an unexpected dinner guest.
Who may be his son.
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And for dessert, we will have the truth.
You hear that, Mother?
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After a lifetime of your secrets and
lies, we will finally have the truth!
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And also hopefully shitloads of vodka.
Woo-hoooo!
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- Parachuuuuuuuuuuuuute!
- Chief, why's the door still... Wait,
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- don't tell me he just now jumped!
- Yep.
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Like just just now?!
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Yep.
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You know he missed
the drop zone by like, eight miles.
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- Yep.
- Jesus...he give you the money?
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- Nope.
- What an asshole.
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Yep.
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Huh. Hei, jãtkãt!
Tãmã suomalainen laskurjo klubi?
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I was uh, asking if this was the Finnish Skydiving Club.
Which, judging by your response,
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- I assume it is not. So guys, listen!
- What an esshole.
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- He did what?!
- Well for starters... this.
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That's a broken zygomatic bone,
plus I was unconscious for an hour!
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- Ooh, really?
- Which is super bad for you!
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- Super bad, have you seen a neurologist?
- Have a cat-scan tomorrow.
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Well unless it's
in Russia you'd just better cancel it!
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Well it's
obviously not, and what?
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The mission you failed was right on the
border and I think Sterling might be trying
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- to cross into Russia!
- Why would he... oh, is this about
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- Nikolai Jakov, the head of the KGB?
- I... who?
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- Who, nice.
- Right? The man you've been having a
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- forty-year affair with?
- What are you talking about?!
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- Sex, baybee! Let's talk about...
- Zip it, Omara!
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And even if I did know what you're talking
about, how do you know what you're
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- talking ab... Paaaam!
- I'm not eavesdropping!
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Get your bloated carcass in here!
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- What's up?
- You disgusting little sneak!
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Have you been
going through my desk?!
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Okay, A, nobody cares about your
big knobbly vibrating eggplant!
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- Wh-?!
- B, sometimes I work late,
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and C, there's this new thing
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the kids are doin, called shuttin
the damn door! Foaty ounce in my lap,
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- and it's freezin my jernk... - Then I put
whipped cream all over everything...
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- And then you know where this goes...
- Eww! Oh shit.
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- You guys talking about the Whipped Cream Incident?
- Wh-? Does everyone know about it?!
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Not everybody. Just us, Krieger...
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- really just the, ya know, core group.
- Pam, I should have you
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- flensed, and what in God's name do you people want?
- More rubber cement.
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And SIGINT said to give this to you.
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Radio chatter about an American agent
the KGB caught parachuting into Russia?
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- Oh my God, really?!
- Hey, where's Archer?
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Probably hanging by his
Achilles tendons in some KGB hellhole!
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Caught at border, taken to Vyborg...?!
Ray, get your purse and take some Midol,
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- you're going back for him!
- Mmm, according to these notes from my doctor,
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a radiologist, and my new neurologist,
I'm doing no such thing.
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- You little...! Okay, then... Lana!
- Yes?
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Start at the KGB field office
in Vyborg, if he's not being held there
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go to Saint Petersburg, and if he's
not there, you go straight to Moscow!
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- Undercover?
- Wh-? Of course undercover!
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- As what, Russia's only black woman?
- Damn it!
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I can't have this getting blabbed
all over the agency, but... oh God,
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someone has to go rescue my son!
Before he talks to Nikolai Jakov!
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Well that someone needs to be fluent
in Russian, a few contacts in the KGB
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wouldn't hurt... could, um, this
someone be from outside the agency?
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Nooo, no-no-no-no!
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Oh, now I know you two have had
your little differences in the past, but...
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Differences?! You remember he shattered
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my femur, right? Which is why I'm
in New York, by the way,
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- I need all new pins put in it!
- And I'm sure that must be...
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- Oh! And he sodomized my fiancée!
- You're still together?!
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Sorry, ex-fiancée!
That`s what I meant to say.
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Well, then it wasn't meant to be.
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- I... I don't even know how to respond to that.
- What is meant to be is
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your going to Russia to bring back
my son before he does any damage.
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- Or more damage.
- One million dollars.
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- Well, if you can divide that by four.
- Wh-? C'mon, this is your son's life!
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And my money. Fifty now,
two hundred when you bring him back.
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- Alive.
- I'll do it on one condition.
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- No!
- Lana, please!
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I am not having sex with Barry!
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- You did it once!
- By accident! Mostly.
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And you were about to, when you thought
it would get you my job!
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That was for work!
This is just for... Archer.
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His life may very well depend on it.
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- But he's such a douchebag...
- I know, dear... but he's also my son.
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Not Archer!
Well, also very much Archer,
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- but I'm talking about Barry!
- Who is, in fact, sitting right here.
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So you wanna do it on the desk, or...
hallway, where you wanna knock this out?
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- Wherever. After you bring back Archer.
- Oh no, no, no. Before. We`re doing it before.
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- After. Non-negotiable.
- Then can I bring you back anything from Moscow?
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- Maybe some nesting dolls of my penis?
- Sterling's already in Moscow?!
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According to ODIN's guy in the KGB.
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- Which, as a real agency, we have.
- We've got guys in the KGB too, smarty!
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- Yeah, so I hear...
- Damn that... Pam!
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- I'm still not eavesdropping!
- Well don't just
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stand here,
Sterling's probably being
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- tortured as we speak!
- Don't worry, he's a high-value asset.
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- I'm sure they're treating him just fine...
- So uh, yeah...
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Kinda wishing I'd taken my training
more seriously right about now...
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Which is... pretty rare for me. Hi.
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I swear I'm
just a Finnish skydiving enthusiast
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who ... Shit, why am I speaking English?!
With an American accent!
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- Mebbe becuz you are Sterlink Archer?
- Who? No,
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you know what I bet happened, is all
the shocks damaged my frontal lobe.
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- In the brain's language center?
- I tink nut. Okay, we wait some test on you,
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- so now I tek a kuffee brek.
- None for me, have a nice break.
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- Ten minutes. I drup kids off et pool.
- Da, da...
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- Psst! Hey, comrade!
- Hey stupid.
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Barry?! Oh my God, Barry, I got...
Holy shit, Barry! You're in the KGB?!
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I... no. Dickbrain.
Your mother is paying me to rescue you.
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- Oh. How much?
- Quarter million... plus smell that.
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- What am I smelling, Barry.
- Nothing yet! But just wait!
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Um, okay. Until then, do you have
some sort of escape plan, or...?
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I thought maybe I'd shoot you in the
face and smuggle you out in a coffin.
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How about something a
little less sarcastic?
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- Or less stupid?
- Lesson one...
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- Don't "lesson one" me, Barry!
- Always hide in plain sight.
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- Unless you've got a better idea...
- I... I might, maybe, depends on him.
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Nikolai Jakov, the head of the KGB?
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- Yeah, he uh...might be my father.
- Wh-?!
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- That's why you're in Russia?!
- Yes, Barry, and if you tell anyone,
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I will murder you. Now shut up while
I go confront my putative father...
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- You bekstebbink, two-timink, harlot!
- While he's in such a good mood.
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I know you heff been sleepink with thet,
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- thet mudak Len Trexler!
- Oh, like you're Mister Monogamous!
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Wh-?! for forty years, kroshka, you!
You are my only woman!
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Well?!
I didn't know that...
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Da?! Do you know your son is here, in
the cells of the dreaded Lubyanka?!
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- Yes, that's why I'm...
- End thet I am now
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- awaitink results of DNA test to esteblish peternity?!
- I thought they just
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wanted my hair so their scientists could
unlock the secret of its luxuriant fullness...
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- Touch it Barry.
- Uh, no, it's not that thick back here.
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End if he is nut my biologik son...!
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- I will put personally a bullet in his bren.
- Nikolai, please!
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- So! Whut do you think are his udds?!
- Well, I guess maybe... one in three?
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Yeah, no, I do not like those udds.
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So what was your plan again?
I think I remember thinking it was good...
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Wait, I... Nikolai?!
Oh my God, he's going to kill him!
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- Wow, so this is pretty serious, huh?
- Well, Archer's being
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tortured with two-to-one odds he
ends up brutally murdered, so yes,
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- I'd say it's pretty serious!
- Oh.
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- What.
- Nothing.
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Were you
talking about we're out of rubber cement?
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- Yes.
- What is wrong with you?!
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- Bitch I got ants all over me!
- Who cares about yer glue withdrawal?!
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- Jeez, what if Mr. Archer gets killed?!
- Yeah right,
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- my luck's not that good...
- Did I say good? I meant fantastic...
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- Just roll it down.
- We're hiding in plain sight, alright...
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- Roll it down.
- For all of... what'd we get, Barry,
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- like six blocks?
- Roll the God damn window down!
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- Efternoon, comrades. Peppers?
- Uhh...
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- What the shit, Barry?!
- What?! We don't have any peppers!
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Or earplugs, you idiot!
You know how bad that is for your eardrums?!
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- What?!
- I said...
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- I'm kidding. Drive the damn car.
- Idiot.
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- I'm sorry, what was that?
- I said, how's your ex-fiancée.
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- How is she, I don't know. You tell me!
- Well gee, Barry, what's French for
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- "deliciously depraved"?!
- How 'bout you ask your mom?!
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- What's that supposed to mean?!
- Was that not
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self-explanatory?! It means best-case
scenario you have no frickin idea
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who your father is, and
worst-case, he's head of the KGB!
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- Yeah?! Well at least I have a father!
- Are you implying
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- my mother gave virgin birth, or what do you...?
- No! Barry!
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I was implying that... Actually I dunno
what I was implying, I just said it.
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- But I think we may have a problem.
- Ya think?
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- Yes, Barry! That's why I said it.
- Kill them!
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- Barry wait, slow down!
- Why?!
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So I can go past you!
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Has anybody ever told you that
you are profoundly self-centered?!
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- Yes!
- No! Nikolai, please, do something!
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Kroshka, he kill two military police.
So even if he wuz my biologik son...
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If?! But... were the DNA results...?
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- Inconclusive. Semple was conteminated.
- Who do Archer think he is?
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- The unly guy who want a fodder?
- Under wery suspicious circumstences...
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Out! Get out,
you idiot man! I'm sorry, Melory.
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Even if he is my son, it is too let.
I kennot help him.
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- You could help, ya know!
- Yeah so now, what are we doing?
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Running for our lives, Barry,
I thought that was fairly obvious.
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- Yeah, but... up that? High thing?
- Um, unless you wanna stay here.
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Wow, lotta fears kinda... coinciding here.
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- Who tut you women how to shoot?!
- It's just I'm not super-big on heights...
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- Jesus, here we go...
- Ever since you threw me off a balcony!
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First of all, I didn't throw you off
anything. I dropped you!
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After I begged you not to!
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- After I begged you not to rip my suit!
- I was clinging for life!
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Yeah, to the silk-lined sleeve
of a bespoke Savile Row suit jacket!
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Ya know...
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Oh, oh! And a bespoke Turnbull & Asser
shirt, which you also ruined!
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- You ruined my life!
- Oh, that is bullshit!
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Really?! Well how would you phrase
the fact that you crippled me both
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- physically and emotionally?!
- Not that, crybaby! This, the door's locked.
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And uh... That way's not looking too good.
Wait, wait, wait Barry, there! We'll jump it!
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- Uh, no!
- You got a better idea?!
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Hang on, hang on. No, no it's gone.
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Ohhhhhhohhhhhawwshiiiiit!
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Now see? This is why I
didn't wanna do this.
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So Barry... Looks like the whole
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"find out who my father is" thing isn't
happening, and so now I just wanna
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get outta here... So I'm thinking
that we probably should split up.
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- No! Archer your boots are slipping!
- Probably because there's
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- two hundred pounds of asshole hanging off 'em!
- Wh-? ! One eighty three, fatboy!
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Whatever, tell that to my silk socks.
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- Why are you wearing silk socks?!
- Is that a joke?
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- Archer! Lemme climb up you!
- Barry...
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- No, please, Archer...
- Barry, buddy, this is happening.
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- Archer, no!
- So try to aim for that dumpster.
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- Aaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhh!
- By Barry. Dead center. Good work, Barry.
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Oh for... why don't you just go to
my house and take all my clothes?!
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Mudaks! You shoot like uld women!
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- Seriously, these people can't hit anything...
- See? Wuz det so hard?
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- Ow! Ow!
- What is this, a broken glass factory?
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Uh... secret police! Shoes!
Now! Those cannot be your only shoes.
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What am I saying, it's Russia, I bet people come from
miles around just to have their picture taken in those.
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- Halt!
- Piece of... how are you a superpower?!
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Okay, so here's the deal...
I'm commandeering these shoes...
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But I'm giving you this coat, so...
Hi, how ya doin, Sterling Archer.
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Sorry I can't stay for dinner, I assume
that smell is cabbage and not just you two.
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- Halt!
- Make me!
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- Nice apartment.
- Thenk you, comrade.
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- Shut up, you're under arrest.
- Awkward...
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Don't even think I want Jakov to be my father.
He's really got a temper... Oh that is bullshit!
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- Who would break in to this shithole?!
- Come on! He's on the roof!
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Which is apparently a soldier factory!
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Sterling Archer...
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- The world's most dangerous spy.
- So they say.
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Hm. You dunt look so dangerous now.
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You think it's because I'm in loafers?
Because they are not mine.
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What is Luffers...? Wh-?! Aahhaaaghhhh!
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It's a versatile shoe.
Works with a turtleneck, obviously, but...
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and I'm seeing this more and more... I
really like 'em with a casual suit.
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What do you guys think?
Loafers and a suit, yay or nay? No?!
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More of a lace-up crowd?!
Aaaaaghhhh! How?!
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How is this happy playtime?! Ow ow!
Use your imaginations, make a soccer ball
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out of a dead cat! Ow! Ow!
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What the hell...?
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Split up!
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Did I just blow your minds?
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- Aaaaaghhhh!
- Aaaaaghhhh!
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What, you hear machine guns and decide
now's a good time to take out the...
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Oh, that's groceries? Sorry, thought
it was garbage. Here, take this...
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Get a welder to cut the top off that,
and bing: new umbrella stand. Huh?
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Hate to do it to you, but I'm
commandeering your vodka. We square?
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- Halt!
- Are we square?!
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- Nice extinguisher...
- Thenk you, comrade.
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- Shut upt you're...
- Under arrest! Bam! My collar!
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Really rethinking that tetanus booster right about now...
Rethinking a lot of things, actually.
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Like taking the elevator.
Not very green.
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Although I do have three pounds of glass
in my feet, so...
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- So. This is how game ends for you.
- That's it? No lovely parting gifts?
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We will send flowers.
To your mother.
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- Mother...
- Sterling, nooooo!
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- There was nuthink I could do...
- My poor baby boy!
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The doctors say thet even if he did
nut already hef pins in thet leg...
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- Wait, what?
- They could nut hef saved it.
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- Oh for... Jesus, did you even try?!
- I em sorry, Mr. Archer.
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- God damn it, I'm... Archerrrrrrrrr!
- Thet's what I sed.
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Nikolai, don't you see?!
Sterling doesn't have any pins in his leg!
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I dunt - then if that is not Sterlink,
where is he?
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- I am! If you'd hang on a damn minute!
- Come on, we dunt hef all night.
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- Yeah, right, like you've got plans.
- Goodbye, Mr. Archer.
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Hey, [BEEP] you, ya douchebags!
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- Um... thanks? Hello? Mrs...?
- Ms.
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- Excellent.
- Kazanova. Katya Kazanova.
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- Hi, I'm... Sterling Archer of... Yeah.
- Sterling Archer, of ISIS...
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Do you
not wonder how it is that I know your name?
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- Well, I assume I'm pretty famous here, so...
- I em KGB.
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- Oh. Oh! But then why...
- Because I want to help you escape, Sterling Archer!
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- But only if you will promise me one thing!
- Okay...
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- Take me with you!
- Okay!
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Super glad I didn't
wet my pants.
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