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They're wheel-to-wheel
coming out of the last chicane,
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the Frenchman DeVoe making a
run at Bivens for second,
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but they won't be able to catch
Bell as he takes the flag and
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Oh! It's a great start to the qualifying
heats here at the Monaco Grand Prix!
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- I beg your pardon?
- Your room, madame, is no longer.
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- But I had a reservation!
- Oui madame, mais c'est le Grand Prix.
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I don't care if it's a
Wehrmacht reunion party!
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- This isn't my first Grand Prix you know.
- Excusez mon amie, elle est fatiguée.
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- Et mal élevée.
- Sans doute, mais vous avez
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- une réservation pour moi, non ? Lana Kane ?
- Non.
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- See?
- What? Et pourquoi "non" ?
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- C'est le Grand Prix.
- And so where are we supposed to sleep?
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- Voilà.
- No. I am not sharing a room with you.
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No, I'm sharing it with you, and
it's the last one in the hotel.
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- No view, but it's got two queens.
- Where's the other one,
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- greasing up in the bathroom?
- Malory!
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- You know what?
- Guys, hey. Ray, this is fine,
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- two of us will just have to double up.
- Exactly, two of you.
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- What? Excus...
- I am not sharing a bed.
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It's bad enough Lachouffe made us
schlep all the way to Monaco for...
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whatever's on that damn disk. Which had
better be worth this splitting headache.
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- Yeah, help yourself.
- Well, it sure better be worth four
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- million bucks, which is... where?
- Oh, Sterling has it.
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- What?
- You turned Archer loose in a casino
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- with four million dollars?
- Oh, don't worry.
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He may be a vain, selfish,
lying, and quite possibly
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alcoholic man-whore, but gambling
is one vice Sterling doesn't have.
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Guess he's too busy doing all that
other awesome stuff. Thanks, Mother.
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Oh shut... Why isn't there a
metal briefcase full of bearer bonds
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- handcuffed to your drinking arm?
- Uh, pretty sure you just answered
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- your own question...
- Sterling, if you left that briefcase
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in some cathouse, I swear to God...
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Relax! The money's totally
safe, on deposit with the casino.
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- Wh...
- That way they comp everything.
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I call it the Sterling Archer
Triple-A Power Play, and yes,
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- the A stands for awesome.
- Did you get a receipt?
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Of course, I did. Obviously... I did that.
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- Now if you will excusez-moi...
- Ah, Monsieur Archair !
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If you will please to
follow me to le suite royale,
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where I took a liberté to ave
a woman waiting in your jacuzzi?
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- Yes I will! Good work there, uh...
- Benoit.
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Sorry.
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So-sorry.
I was laughing at your name.
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I mean because you know
what it sounds like, right?
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- Oui, monsieur...
- Sounds like ben-wa balls,
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Benoit. Balls. See? I can't
even say it without saying balls.
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- Say your name.
- Benoit.
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- Balls. See? Physically impossible.
- Does monsieur require anything else?
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Yes I do! Benoit, balls.
Monsieur desires more champagne,
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steak frites, a post-jacuzzi
female companion,
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and for somebody to get up here
and fold his towels into swans.
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Or actually not these towels, some
thicker ones. As thick as possible
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- while still being swan-shape-foldable.
- Bien sûr.
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And when will monsieur desire
to try his luck at the tables?
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Wow, what's French for
"broken record?"
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Pardon, monsieur, but as I said,
the Suite Royale is reserved for...
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- Sterling Malory Archer!
- And there goes my erection.
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- Hi Mother.
- We're switching rooms.
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I want my luggage up
here in three minutes.
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Impossible, madame. My bellopps ave
been taken prisoner by the Wehrmacht.
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Now you just listen to me, bub!
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Madame! The only way you will ave
zis suite is over my lifeless corpse!
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Pairaps zat will teach you to
insult ze proud nation of Monaco!
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Now if you will excuser moi, I must
go find fresh towels and a whore.
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Hey Benoit, Not too
thick on either, O.K.
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- Happy?
- Yeah, except for my gun's all soapy.
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- Pretty dumb taking a bath with it...
- Sterling I'm warning you,
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if one red cent of that money is missing
when we make the exchange with Lachouffe...
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- It won't be! Everything's comped, mother!
- Because they expect you to gamble!
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Which I'm not
going to do, duh!
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- Mother, I've done this tons of times.
- Wh... With ISIS money?
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No. But four million
seems pretty steep for...
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- What's on that disk, anyway?
- None of your beeswax.
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And the price is irrelevant,
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because you're going to steal
it back after the exchange.
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- Oh.
- Duh.
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And you have to steal it back
because I, um, slightly borrowed it.
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Umm, slightly from where?
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What in the world...
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Oh no, oh no no no no no...
Paaaaaaaaaaaaam!
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Also irrelevant.
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Because you're not going
to screw this up, are you?
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Aaahhhhhhh... no.
No I am not Mother.
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- You better not.
- Oh my God, oh man,
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that was fun. Thank you.
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Seriously, not many women could bring
me to orgasm in front of my mother.
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I wouldn't think.
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Four million dollars, gone!
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Every single account
has been wiped out!
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- All except Ms. Archer's!
- And how does she have
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two-point-three million
damn dollars in her 401K?
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- that a lot?
- Maybe not to you, Glenda Gotrocks...
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Stop calling me that!
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- Stop being a frickin jillionaire!
- Make me!
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Zip it, you two!
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Now, we've obviously been the
victims of identity thieves...
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- Which is funny why?
- You think it's just
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a coincidence Mr. Archer
took four
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million dollars to Monte Carlo?
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- Huh? What? Where?
- In bearer bonds, whatever those are.
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- Shitsnackin crackers!
- That thieving bastard!
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He, he's gambling away
our retirement money!
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What?
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Lady Luck, monsieur,
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she awaits your passionate embrace!
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I'm kinda passionate-embraced out
right now, after the tub-snorkeling.
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In the jacuzzi of yourfree suite,
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in which monsieur
desires to remain?
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Uh, yes, yes he does.
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Bon! Zen I wish
you bonne chance!
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I can't, I don't have
any chips, thanks Radar.
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Umm, okay...
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Monsieur ? Le minimum,
c'est deux.
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The minimum is two?
Okay, here...
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- Bonne chance !
- Thanks Benoit, balls,
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- I don't actually...
- Banque !
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What happened?
What is bonk,
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does that mean I...
Lose?
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Hang on, that was... Wait,
how much are these chips worth?
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Twenty-five grand!
A piece!
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- Bonne chance !
- Hey, hang on! Benoit! Balls!
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So I uh, need to get
that money back.
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Shit. Or whatever, merde.
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- Le grande!
- Okay what's that mean,
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do I Win? Really?
Just like that, fifty grand?
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Okay, let's do that again!
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Huit... Cinq... Zéro.
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Oh my God, this is like
taking candy from a...
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candy-hating baby!
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Speaking of candy, I'm gonna
be here a while, gorgeous,
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so bring me a fifth of Glengoolie
Black and a bag of gummi bears.
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You want anything?
Gummi bears all around.
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I'll eat hers if she doesn't,
um... have teeth. Okay!
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Lets play some god damn cards!
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Yes! No! No no no no no!
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God damn it woman, wipe
that grin off your pie-face!
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He's killing me!
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- I'm gonna kill you!
- No!
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Ray, stop it, I can
feel a hot streak coming on,
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- just gimme a...
- Here, take this?
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No thanks, I'm not thirs... Ow!
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- How much. - Uh, well it's hard to
say, really, maybe...
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eight hundred thousand?
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- What? You lost eight hundred grand?
- Oh. No, remaining.
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Pardon? Merci.
Here, take these?
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Ray, I said I'm not thirs...
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Tee! Ow!
- Three-point-two
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- million dollars?
- I've been really streaky, Ray!
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I was up for a while, then down, then
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up for a really long time,
but then...
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You've only been
here twenty minutes!
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Wow, seemed way
longer than that...
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And I thought
you didn't gamble!
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I don't!
I mean not since...
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I had a really bad
experience one time...
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Umm... hit me?
Busted!
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And now all the candy is
Mother's...
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Cause crybaby hit
on seventeen again.
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Like an idiot.
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Why was I
dressed as Hitler?
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Why do you do
anything you do?
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Archer, when your
mother finds out...
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No! Ray, you can't tell
her! Or Lana! They'll...
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- think less of me.
- And I won't?
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- I don't care what you think.
- I'm telling your mother.
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- Telling her what?
- Your son...
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Shhh, no. Come on.
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Is drunk.
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Who're you,
Carrie Nation?
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But my God, Sterling
look at your clothes!
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Just how drunk are you?
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- Oh for the...
- We're meeting Lachouffe in two hours!
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I'll clean him up,
try to get some coffee in him.
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Make sure that's
all you put in him!
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Im sorry, what?
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Keep it in your
pants, sister.
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Yeah, yuk it up...
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Wow, all these years, I've never
seen Archer like, drunk drunk.
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- Have you?
- Once.
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Can't play cards, can't drink...
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- I don't feel good.
- What the hell good are ya?
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- Oh God.
- Why was he dressed as Hitler?
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Anyhoo. Ooh,
I think I see a duke!
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- Ugh, what.
- Nice...
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Glad you can still be snotty,
while Archer's gambling away your
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- 401K!
- My what?
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- Tell her I said hey!
- Shut up, and ours too! Everybody's!
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Archer wasn't gambling,
he was just drunk...
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Lana, did you hear me?
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- Cet imbécile, il jouait ?
- I thought you spoke French.
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Jusqu'il a perdu
trois millions.
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- Oh. Shit.
- Cyril tell her I said...
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Idiot! Stupid
stupid stupid idiot!
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I... look,
I said I was sorry!
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- No you didn't!
- Well? Whatever,
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I have a plan to
get the money back
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which doesn't include
you taking my hotel toiletries!
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- You're not using 'em.
- Yes I am!
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Go look at your pores
and then tell me your using 'em.
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And then tell me
your little genius plan.
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- Rob the casino.
- Thanks for the lotion.
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Ray, we can do this!
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C'mon, I've broken
into way tougher places!
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I mean, not without
my turtleneck, but still...
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Do you even know
where the bearer bonds are?
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Well no, not
exactly, but
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What's it say
on the receipt?
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- That you didn't get, did you?
- No.
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You know why they're
called bearer bonds?
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- Because your gay.
- Because they're unregistered
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and untraceable, and the legal owner
of a bearer bond is whatever asshole
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physically holds the
piece of paper!
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Well then I dunno why
you're so pissed off.
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- Technically that money was mine.
- And mine!
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- Your money?
- And yours!
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And dickbrain's here!
And Cyril's! Pam's!
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Everybody's! Because
your mother cleaned out
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- all the ISIS 401K accounts!
- What?
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- I have a 401K?
- Not anymore!
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I had almost two hundred
grand in there, you...
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okay, yeah, that's it.
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Down! Ray, put it down
or I swear...
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Archer!
I will put you down.
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How am I the bad guy? Mother's the
one who stole our retirement money!
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All I did was...
Foolishly lose it.
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He does have a point.
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Why would she pay four million
bucks for unverified information?
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Well, either she's
getting Alzheimer's...
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- Or she thinks it's another sex tape.
- Hey!
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Actually that wouldn't surprise me.
231
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Well whatever's on the
disk, Lachouffe expects
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four million dollars in bearer bonds,
and we only have one million...
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Or eight hundred
thousand.
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For which there
is no receipt.
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00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:12,390
Look, Lana, I feel bad
enough as it is.
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- You couldn't feel bad enough.
- Eh.
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Shut up, so here's
what we're gonna do.
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00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:19,000
First, we have to keep Malory
occupied while we go meet Lachouffe...
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00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:20,830
She's in the bar,
hitting on a duke...
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00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:23,990
I bet you get chilly at
night, all alone
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00:12:24,170 --> 00:12:26,270
in that great big castle...
242
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:29,400
But judging from the way Sir
Duke was eye-banging the waiters,
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00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:31,540
I don't think she's gonna
have much luck. So Ray,
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- that's where you come in...
- Ew!
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- Yeah, he's like a thousand.
- You're not gonna have sex with him
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00:12:36,950 --> 00:12:37,980
Well wait,
he is a duke...
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00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:42,090
No means no. Because you'll be
ngmaking the exchange with Lachouffe.
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00:12:42,350 --> 00:12:44,490
- But wait, he's expecting Mother.
- Yeah...
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When Lachouffe realizes we don't have
four million dollars in bearer bonds...
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- Perfidie ! Tuez-les !
- We'll take out his bodyguards.
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Ça suffit !
252
00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:02,260
What the hell is she
keeping here? Buckles?
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00:13:02,420 --> 00:13:04,950
Then, having retrieved your
mother's disgusting sex tape
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Allegedly disgusting.
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Although probably disgusting.
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We figure out a way to get
our 401K money back.
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00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,980
Yeah hi, duh, we just steal the
bearer bonds from the casino.
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00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:18,940
- If they're even in the casino!
- Well where else would they be, Ray?
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00:13:19,110 --> 00:13:22,350
Taxi! Taxi!
Oh, shit.
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00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:25,530
C'est le Grand Prix...
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Well you better hope they're in the
vault. Ray, hurry up. Get changed.
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I'm good.
263
00:13:37,210 --> 00:13:39,590
It's the second qualifying
round of the Monaco
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Grand Prix and oh, they're really
burning up the streets
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00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:46,420
of Monte Carlo!
Oh, it's just grrreat!
266
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,520
No, this is not
at all great!
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00:13:48,670 --> 00:13:50,190
Why not?
They're already tied up,
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00:13:50,350 --> 00:13:51,830
and we don't even
have any rope, so...
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00:13:51,990 --> 00:13:54,210
Man, you can have
these control-tops.
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00:13:54,370 --> 00:13:55,940
No wonder your
mother's such a bitch.
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00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:59,200
Can you not rub your dick in my
mother's pantyhose? Please?
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00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,990
- Archer!
- What, Lana? Look at him...
273
00:14:01,150 --> 00:14:02,690
Why would somebody
tie up the guards?
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00:14:02,850 --> 00:14:05,750
- Duh! So they could rob the... Oh shit.
- Dis-moi maintenant.
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00:14:05,980 --> 00:14:09,120
- Qui a volé le coffre-fort ?
- Benoit !
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00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:10,250
- Balls.
- Quand ?
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00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,420
Dix minutes?
Il a pris des papiers!
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00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:15,370
- Où va-t-il ?
- How the hell would he know?
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00:14:15,790 --> 00:14:18,000
Oh, right.
Desolée.
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00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,940
Well he couldn't have
gone far in ten minutes,
281
00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:22,010
- it's a zoo out there.
- There's a zoo here?
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00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:25,410
- The Grand Prix!
- They could have both!
283
00:14:25,570 --> 00:14:27,850
Lana! Zoo ? Ici ?
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00:14:28,010 --> 00:14:30,520
Go, dumbass! Because if
we don't get my 401K back,
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00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,850
you won't live long enough
to regret you were ever born.
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00:14:33,070 --> 00:14:34,610
Doesn't even
make sense...
287
00:14:35,630 --> 00:14:38,020
Now is that
bulletproof, or what?
288
00:14:38,180 --> 00:14:40,940
Yeah, y'all I didn't
even feel that!
289
00:14:41,150 --> 00:14:43,480
- This shit's pretty tight, man.
- I can let it out,
290
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:46,070
and I can let all this stuff go
for forty-one thousand
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00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:47,700
six-hundred
eighty-eight dollars,
292
00:14:47,850 --> 00:14:49,570
and I'll even throw
in the Chokebot.
293
00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:53,870
Krieger, what the hell
are you doing?
294
00:14:54,030 --> 00:14:56,330
I'm selling ISIS
equipment until I get every
295
00:14:56,490 --> 00:14:58,540
damn cent of my 401K back!
296
00:14:58,710 --> 00:15:03,300
Oh... So hey,
how'd you guys like a color copier
297
00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:05,870
and about, say,
eighty computers?
298
00:15:06,090 --> 00:15:08,510
- For your clubhouse.
- And some blowjobs.
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00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,150
I mean printers.
300
00:15:12,110 --> 00:15:14,590
- Dammit, we're never gonna find Benoit!
- Balls,
301
00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:18,340
and we might if you two would stop
being bitches for five seconds!
302
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:21,560
Case in point, Lana!
That's... Oh.
303
00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:23,360
Hand over the
bag, Benoit!
304
00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:24,700
- Balls!
- Dammit, that's my...
305
00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:28,540
- Au revoir, suckairs!
- Benoooiiiit!
306
00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:30,210
Balls, no, the
moment's ruined.
307
00:15:30,370 --> 00:15:33,320
- We're ruined!
- How're we supposed to catch him now?
308
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,630
Wow, this might be
hard to drive...
309
00:15:37,790 --> 00:15:40,710
with such a huge,
throbbing erection.
310
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:45,250
Wooo-hoooooo!
311
00:15:46,790 --> 00:15:49,350
Well Dennis, it's a
strange tairn of events
312
00:15:49,510 --> 00:15:52,140
here at the Grand Prix!
Because look here now,
313
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:55,160
who could believe it? A woman driving in
314
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:59,230
Formula One race!
And a négresse at that!
315
00:15:59,390 --> 00:16:01,560
No, you just don't
see that everyday!
316
00:16:02,230 --> 00:16:03,940
Or that.
317
00:16:26,540 --> 00:16:28,220
He's heading for
the coast road!
318
00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:30,340
Hey thanks,
Captain Obvious!
319
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:33,510
- Dukes!
- Is it obvious he has a gun?
320
00:16:33,670 --> 00:16:36,850
Well yeah, now...
321
00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:40,850
- Ow do you like those pommes?
- How do you like 'em?
322
00:16:42,430 --> 00:16:43,940
What the hell'
are you doing?
323
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,210
Shooting out his tires
so he loses control
324
00:16:46,370 --> 00:16:47,400
and flies off the cliff!
325
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:51,890
- With the bearer bonds?
- Yes, Lana, with the...
326
00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,770
Benoit!
Balls!
327
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:09,250
That was actually
pretty ballsy...
328
00:17:09,590 --> 00:17:12,050
And I never got my
swan-shaped towels!
329
00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:15,610
I can't see, you fool!
Get off!
330
00:17:15,770 --> 00:17:18,840
- I am getting off! I love this!
- Archer!
331
00:17:19,010 --> 00:17:21,350
- Not now, Lana!
- Yes! Now!
332
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:25,020
Dammit Lana, I said not... Oh shit!
333
00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:32,090
- Nice plan, Lana!
- What...
334
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:42,630
Oh, rocket launcher. Y'all! Y'all my car
is slowing down for some unknown reason!
335
00:17:42,790 --> 00:17:44,590
for some unknown reason!
336
00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:48,000
Just must be out of carburator
337
00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:51,590
Archer, look out!
338
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:55,290
Yeah, an attack helicopter
and a rocket launcher, Lana,
339
00:17:55,470 --> 00:17:58,180
- I think I see it!
- Not that!
340
00:17:59,430 --> 00:18:00,850
I see it, Lana!
341
00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:03,480
There's this new thing called
situational awareness?
342
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,430
Great!
Tell that to Benoit!
343
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,030
Balls.
344
00:18:15,190 --> 00:18:21,370
- Meeeeerrrrrr...
- Meeeeeeeerrrrde!
345
00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,580
- Waagh!
- Archer!
346
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,590
The money!
Where's the money?
347
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:31,010
It's right here, Ray!
And I'm fine, since you asked.
348
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,380
- Yeah, I didn't.
- Hey, ya know what?
349
00:18:35,870 --> 00:18:38,930
So, guess that's it for
Lachouffe and Benoit...
350
00:18:39,090 --> 00:18:42,180
Balls!
Nailed it!
351
00:18:44,180 --> 00:18:45,400
And speaking of...
352
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,700
You are so lucky
this worked out.
353
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:51,500
Well you know what they say,
Lana, unlucky at cards, lucky at...
354
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,930
a whole shitload of all
kinds of other stuff.
355
00:18:54,090 --> 00:18:57,020
- Yeah, you're the best.
- Thank you.
356
00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,700
Why are you drinking again?
! We're meeting Lachouffe
357
00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:02,660
- in ten minutes!
- Already did.
358
00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:04,290
You... Oh!
359
00:19:04,450 --> 00:19:06,710
And I just assume I
don't wanna know what's on that.
360
00:19:06,870 --> 00:19:08,910
Don't worry, Nosey Parker,
you won't.
361
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:12,010
But it's a lot more interesting
than my afternoon.
362
00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:14,720
You'd think that duke had never
been with a woman before...
363
00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:17,050
- Would vomit, too tired.
- Oh shut up.
364
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:20,090
And every dime of the four
million better be in that bag.
365
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:23,310
- It is, and while we're on the subject...
- Thanks for stealing
366
00:19:23,470 --> 00:19:25,230
- our 401K money!
- I...
367
00:19:25,390 --> 00:19:27,810
first of all,
if that's my Chanel suit
368
00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:29,640
I will have your
guts for garters
369
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,440
- You need some garters.
- And second of all,
370
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:34,240
I didn't steal that money,
I merely borrowed it.
371
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,660
Well just for the record?
372
00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:38,850
I think using our 401K's as
your personal ATM machine
373
00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:40,370
was incredibly lame.
374
00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:43,200
And just for the record
I don't care.
375
00:19:43,610 --> 00:19:46,950
That being said, we better
hurry up and redeposit this.
376
00:19:47,190 --> 00:19:49,750
No telling what those idiots
might do if they find out their
377
00:19:49,910 --> 00:19:52,460
measly 401K's are missing...
378
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,710
Been a real pleasure
doin business with y'all.
379
00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:58,470
- Especially you, Pam.
- Holla!
380
00:20:02,050 --> 00:20:05,470
Uh-huh.
A'ight, peace out!
381
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,770
So wait, they're gonna
fence all that stuff
382
00:20:09,930 --> 00:20:12,100
and then pay us for it?
383
00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:14,730
- Damn it!
- Way to go, stupid.
384
00:20:14,890 --> 00:20:17,480
Me? Hey, I'm not
the one who was handing out
385
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,670
blowjobs like
puffy stickers!
386
00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:21,690
Aw, shit!
387
00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:24,590
Plus I gave 'em
all my stickers.
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00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:27,800
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