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Smoke this real quick.

Here, you want to hit this?

There's nothing left.

There's still a little.

Here.

You didn't bring any more?

You said you were bringing it.

I didn't bring any. You were supposed to.

Dude, who goes to a haunted house without weed, man?

Hold on, let me just hit this real quick.

Get in there and get outta there.

Alright, give me your flashlight, man.

Dude, this place is super creepy.

More like super dumb.

Dude, watch your step, man.

Look, look.

Disgusting toilet.

Oh, spiders.

Look at it.

This place sucks, dude.

Oh, man.

This is embarrassing.

This is an old house, though.

Look, look.

"No, exit."

Way to be original.

What does that mean?

Some hack shit.

Look at all this stuff.

It's super old.

This place is not even scary.

Fuck it.

Yo, check out this room back here, man.

Oh, check it.

Look, get the "666."

Mmm numbers, great.

There's a pentagram on the ground, too.

"Death to all."

♪ I don't take no drugs... ♪

♪ I don't need no drugs... ♪

♪ I don't take no drugs... ♪

♪ I don't need no drugs... ♪

Isn't this your dad's car?

He doesn't care if you hotbox the whole thing?

-"Hotbox." -What?

Can't believe we're actually graduating.

I can't believe YOU'RE actually graduating.

Seriously, right?

With all the crazy stuff we've been through together.

You were the first person I saw in braces.

It was a grill.

I remember wanting them so bad.

I remember being jealous of your perfect smile.

Now we have one last summer 'til real life starts.

Real life?

You got into a division one school

on an academic scholarship.

I'll be working my ass off on the pole,

trying to put my way through college.

I need to do something exciting.

One last crazy adventure...

something we'll remember forever.

Yeah well, the boys' idea of something exciting

is sitting around smoking pot.

If I wanted to do that, I could just stay in my dad's car.

Who's that?

Drew.

Ooh, your little boyfriend?

Not even, okay?

Don't start with that.

We're just friends.

You're more than "just friends."

Yeah, he's one of my best friends.

Best friends who sleep together?

Ew! We were six.

It was a nap.

Friends who embrace?

Yeah, I hug him when I say hello.

I hug everyone. I'm a hugger.

What'd he say?

Asking, "Where we at?"

Hold the blunt. Gimme your phone.

Becca! What the f...

What did you write?

Nothing.

Becca, what did you write?

Who's that, the bitches?

Yes, Truggers, it's "the bitches."

And what did they say?

Nothing.

-She just wants me... -Okay.

Bro, you're so lame.

What are you writing? Just give me my phone, please.

Dude, you'll be thanking me later

when you're finally banging this girl.

Okay, I'm never gonna be thanking you, first of all,

and we're never gonna be banging.

She doesn't like me like that.

Ooh... friend zone.

Gimme that.

This isn't even clever. It's just stupid.

Lucky, it's pretty brilliant, no?

It's brilliant.

Yeah, it's so brilliant that they're for sure not coming now.

Like you're an idiot.

Trust me bro, tonight's the night.

Did you get the beers?

Bro, I got wine coolers.

Wine coolers? Are those even still a thing?

Dude, shut up, man.

It's the only thing my step dad had.

Don't ask any questions.

Wine coolers?

Yo, okay guys, you know who likes wine coolers?

Your step dad?

Chicks do. Chicks like wine coolers.

Chicks and your step dad.

Dude, shut up, man. Chicks love wine coolers, man.

It's makes them horny.

Look it up in the Bible. It's right there.

If we stick to this plan,

this night could be so good

Lucky can even get lucky for once.

I've had sex before.

Oh, he means that time

on the cruise in Jamaica with his family.

-I remember... -I thought it was in Mexico.

I don't care if you guys don't believe me.

I've had more sex than both of you guys combined.

I know, like, every single position.

Mhm... Bro, are you texting them?

Come on, don't say anything stupid, please.

Give me my phone back.

Becca, no...

Stop. Just shut up. It's just a joke.

Great.

Now he thinks I want to sleep with him.

-Well, you do. -I don't know what I want.

But you pretending to be me

and relaying the fact that I...

"am ready to feel all of it, big boy"

is not helping my situation.

I think it is.

Great, my phone died. Hope he got my text.

First death of the night.

Come on, dude, pick a card. I'm gonna totally guess it.

Come on, man. This trick is amazing.

Guys...

They'll be here in five minutes.

Yeah.

Game face, boys.

This is the night! This is the night!

Stick to my plan. Here we go.

Truggers better bring his A game tonight.

Seriously, though, we gotta be quiet going to the man cave.

"Man cave?" It's a shed.

He calls it a man cave.

It's actually kind of cute.

Yeah... adorable.

We gotta make sure we don't wake up his crazy step dad.

Okay, hopefully this isn't gonna be awkward now.

It's just Drew and Truggers, right?

And Lucky.

Lucky?

Gross.

PORN ACTRESS: Oh, God, there! Yes! Yes!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, God, yes!

Wow, Truggers can't wait five minutes.

You really have him whipped, huh?

-It's Zoe. -What?

No, Becca! I told you not to invite her.

Come on, just give her a break.

She's really not the slut everyone thinks she is.

So what if she slept with a football player?

She slept with the whole team.

-The whole team? -Yeah, even Lorne Weinberg.

Coach Lorne?

Ew, no! His gross son, the mascot.

That was just a hand job. And so what?

At least she isn't afraid to live a little.

Fine, I won't invite her.

Thank you.

You know you're the bestest most best

understanding BFF in the whole world.

Shh!

Ow!

-Wine cooler? -Hey, Truggers.

-Hey. -Hey.

Hey, babe.

Look at the two love birds.

So cute!

Eh, she's a hugger.

Well, get a few of these in you

and you can graduate to kissing.

Why don't you two just focus on your disgusting habit

of each other and leave the normal people alone.

Honestly dude, again?

What?

You're humping my shit again, Lucky.

-No, I'm not! -Dude, you totally are!

Are you watching porn?

No, way.

Wow!

Well, technically, it's not porn.

See?

You guys are so cruel, so quick to judge.

We're just judging that not-so-massive boner

in your pants there, brah.

Ha ha.

Here, let's get you out of the way...

Hey, have you guys seen this video?

Nah, which one?

Check this out.

Come on!

Go, go, hit him! Get him. Get him!

Come on!

Fight him! Just go!

Oh, my gosh, you guys are supposed to...

Ooh!

Dude, did you see the one where the guy gets hit

in the nuts with a baseball bat?

Amazing.

Wait, what's the title?

It's right there, man. Come on.

... recording?

A dare's a dare bro.

A dare's a dare bro. Are you ready?

A dare's a dare, bro.

Home run swing! A dare's a dare!

Oh!

That was amazing.

Have you guys seen "Three girls, one pale?"

Throw it on. Let's go.

Is this all we have going tonight?

'Cause we're gonna get real bored real quick

if you plan on keeping us in this smoke dungeon.

What's that video?

Whoa.

"Real haunted house?"

Sick.

Dude, this place is super creepy.

More like super dumb.

Dude, watch your step, man.

Look, look.

Disgusting toilet.

Holy shit, hold on.

I know that voice. Hit the pause button.

It's an old house, though.

Yeah, that's Howard. Oh, my God.

Who's Howard?

Howard Greenfeld.

His mom used to go to school with my mom.

This is crazy.

Why is it crazy?

'Cause Howard's dead.

-Dude... -How?

That's the thing, nobody knows.

Last thing I heard is that he went to some abandoned house

or some shit and there was an accident.

-Spirits. -Huh?

Howard Greenfeld... thermer High?

He went to that Kirby Road house and no one ever saw him again.

He died.

From what, a slip and fall accident?

Have you never heard of Kirby Road?

Lucky, jump on it, bro.

Yup, I'm already two steps ahead of you.

Okay the headline says, "Kirby Road haunted house."

Okay, that's good enough.

Confirmation for me. Case closed.

Give me this man, come on.

Okay, back in '71,

the Wisefeld family owned the house on Kirby Road.

Mrs. Wisefeld, who was in her 30's,

was said to be having an affair with a younger man.

Husband comes home around 9 PM

to find his wife having sex

while their two children were playing downstairs.

The sight of seeing his wife with another man

filled him with so much rage

they say his eyes turned fiery red.

And then...

And then?

And then he goes up to the master bedroom,

boom, kills the cheating wife,

boom, kills the lover,

boom, boom kills both the kids,

goes up to the bathroom,

can't stand the sight of himself in the mirror,

so he hangs himself.

Boom.

Apparently the house has been for sale for more than 40 years.

Nobody wants it.

Oh, sounds like a fixer.

Sounds like that's what we're doin' tonight.

Come on. It's just an urban legend.

So is Lucky's heterosexuality.

We're not questioning that, are we?

Fuck it, I'll go.

Eh?

Well, I'm out.

Yeah, it sounds stupid.

Wait, wait, wait... Hold on.

It says here that kids are still known to visit the house today.

The police have said that there's been unexplained deaths

in the past but they refuse to comment on them.

Howard.

It says here that if you visit the house today,

you can still see a reflection of the man hanging to death.

You mean like...

... like a ghost?

Can it be any reflection?

Yes to both.

Apparently you can see him on any reflective surface...

A mirror, a window...

Like his glasses?

Wow, you are such an idiot.

There's more, hold on. There's more.

Says here the eyes are the window to your soul,

and that if you make eye contact with the spirit,

it can enter you through the eyes,

taking possession of you.

That doesn't even make sense.

Says here it turns your eyes fiery red

and there's only one way to stop it.

How?

By removing your eyeballs...

by any means necessary.

That's disgusting!

What if you manage to avoid eye contact?

You know, that is a really great question.

Says here that if you manage to avoid eye contact,

you can avoid the evil spirit,

but if you do see the ghost of the hanging man,

eye contact or not, no matter what...

What?

Yeah, what?

You're dead.

I'm just kidding.

It's all just an urban legend anyway, right?

-You dick. -Atta boy.

Come on, now.

So, what, Howard goes into this house

and he never gets out?

He dies in there?

Well, to be honest with you, no one actually knows.

Whoa.

Unsolved murder mystery.

Press play on the video.

Yo, check out this room back here, dude.

Dude, look. Get the "666."

Mmmm, numbers.

There's a pentagram on the ground, too.

"Death to all."

Yo, bitches!

-Aw, man. -What the hell, Becca?

I couldn't say no to my favorite slut.

-Waddup, Zoe? -What's up, bae?

-Damn, girl! -Wine cooler, babe?

Naw.

Damn, Jordan, you even gonna say hi?

Hey, Zoe. How are you?

Like you care.

Drew, waddup, homie?

Waddup, Zoe?

Lucky.

Hey, Zoe.

Word up.

Aw, you kinda cute with that Jew-fro!

I should braid it for you.

Would you like that... lucky?

So what's the deal? Gimme that.

You wouldn't know what to do with it anyway.

... Just like Drew and Jordan.

Okay, come on man.

Why do you have to be such a negative asshole?

Chicks dig an asshole, babe.

She is right about you being negative,

and I can prove it.

I'll show you negative.

Relax, tough guy.

Leave him alone. Play with me instead.

Did you guys know

that negative and positive energy

is actually for real,

and that it can be measured?

Mhm. I even have an app.

Look at this guy with his fancy app phone.

Apps are the future, man.

They're developing apps for everything.

Apps... that'll never work.

Watch.

All you do is press "energize,"

and then you point it in the direction of the thing

that you want to measure...

-Truggers, stay still. -No.

Get away from me.

I'm gonna shove that negative energy up your ass.

I mean really, guys, is this what were doing tonight?

This is supposed to be the start to

the most amazing summer of our lives.

You guys suck.

You guys want to go to Cable Guy Jeff's Jam?

DJ Haruka's gonna be spinning.

Or maybe we can turn this into

a pajama jammi-jam, huh?

Um, actually,

we were thinking about going to this house on...

... Kirby Road.

-Lucky! -Really?

You know it?

Do I know it?

My ex-fiance's brother went there one night.

You have an ex-finance?

You got a warrant? Huh? No?

You stay outta my business, little man.

So what happened?

This guy's an idiot.

This clown went in there on some cartoon dog mystery,

tryin' like crack the case and shit.

Telling people let's split up, you go here and I go there.

Honest to God truth, I heard the guy almost died.

Plus there was that other dude that died there, too.

Howard.

White boy, kinda big?

Yeah, that's him.

So, you guys are tryin' to get deep tonight, huh?

Mhmm.

To be honest with you, we don't actually know

what we want to do yet.

Fine, I'll go.

Whoo! Ahhh! Let's rock n' roll!

Whoo!

Yes!

Let's get the fuck outta here guys, come on.

Alright, guys, pile in the SUV.

We're riding in style tonight.

Yeah, that' what I'm talking about.

-SUV? -It's a mini-van.

-Step dad's. -It's the same thing.

No, actually, it's completely different.

Get in fuckin' SUV, you midget motherfucker!

Now!

Alright, guys if you need anything, now's the time.

We're going to make a quick pit stop, alright?

Condoms.

Condoms?

Hey, can you get me one of those suck pop candy things?

Please?

Suck pop candy ring thing, bro?

Alright boys, bring it in.

I got this shit.

I think I have a plan, actually it might be better...

Lucky! Quiet time...

-Now and forever. -Sorry.

These idiots think they're all about to get some ass.

Not a chance.

Truggers, this plan is weak.

Dude, what are you talking... this is a sure thing.

We get 'em in the place, we get 'em scared.

We protect them, then we get laid.

It's a simple algorithm.

What are we gonna do to protect us?

Dude just go get some condoms.

Yeah, for you?

No, for you, you rookie.

I actually enjoy the feeling of sex,

but I'm pretty sure Ms. Fun-face isn't gonna

let you in her hyperbaric chamber

without a hazmat suit, brah.

I think I'm gonna grab some condoms.

Dude, that girl's gonna eat you alive.

Yup, I'm hoping for that.

I'm sure you are.

Just the suck pops?

Can I also grab some condoms?

What size?

Uh...

-... medium? -No.

No?

They don't come medium.

Oh, uh...

Do you guys have anything that's between a small and a medium?

Oh, like a small-medium?

-Yeah, perfect. -No.

I got indented,

ribbed, wide cut,

form fit...

... and regular.

Regular.

Is this your first time using a condom?

Yes.

By law I'm required to ask you

if you want a tutorial on proper usage.

Yeah, a hundred percent. Yes.

Step one... open the condom packet by the corner,

being careful not to tear the condom with your teeth,

your fingernails,

or being too rough.

Step two...

Place the rolled condom on the tip of the hard penis

whilst pinching the tip of the condom,

leaving a half inch space

for semen to collect.

Step three...

Roll the condom all the way down the shaft

to the base of the hard penis.

Any questions?

Nope.

32.58.

You know what's even better than a party with wine coolers?

ID.

Bless you.

Truggs, I'll be out in a second, okay?

And you, sir?

Yeah, I'll just actually have...

some of the form-fitting condoms, please.

You want a lesson, too?

I'm okay, thanks.

Have fun... and be safe.

Sorry?

Condoms... Better to be safe.

Right, okay. Cool, thanks.

How much farther?

We should be getting close.

That's your ringtone?

I don't know how to change it, okay?

I told you I can change it for you,

but you refused.

Lucky, he fears change.

Are you gonna answer that?

No, I'm not taking any calls right now.

This is the street.

Which one is the house?

We should probably just leave here.

Whatever, Jordan.

Seriously though, we should go back.

What the...

What are you doing, asshole?

What are you doing?

Oh, fu...

Okie dokie...

We're fucked.

I can't go to jail! I have school in September!

I have a cousin who's in lock up,

and she said it's not as bad as you might think, like...

How's the food?

Guys, shut the fuck up.

Good evening, Officer...

... trett. Right on. That's cute.

You want to tell me what brings you to

this street so late at night?

Um, we got a little bit lost.

Faulty navigation system.

You know how women are with directions, am I right?

There's nothing that shouldn't be in this vehicle, right?

No, no. Scout's honor.

-No drugs? -No.

-No alcohol? -No.

So if I search this vehicle, I'm not gonna find a little...

marijuana?

Oh, marijuana, officer?

Please. You mean cannabis or weed?

No, sir, we're not about that life.

No, officer,

you obviously have us confused for different kids.

We say nope to dope.

Let me see your ID.

Yeah, sure.

You want to step out of the vehicle, sir?

Yeah, sure.

That way, please.

I knew this was a bad idea.

This is awful.

That dickhead gave his fake ID.

Anything you want to tell me, son...

... about what's in that vehicle?

Uh, no.

Because if I tear it apart,

this is gonna get much, much worse.

Yeah, he's definitely going to jail.

When he checks this car, we're fucked.

I can't go to jail.

Shut up.

What's he saying?

Officer Trett,

we got a broken water main at the church.

Could you get some eyes on it?

Ten-four. I'm on it.

You and your friends thought it'd be a good idea

to do a little what, ghosthunting here on Kirby Road?

Ghost hunting? That's pathetic, officer.

Agreed.

So today's your lucky day.

You know I could ruin your life, right?

Do you want your life ruined, young man?

-No, no. -Good.

Because I'm going to save your life right now,

so pay attention.

You and your friends are gonna get in your car,

and you're gonna get the hell outta here.

I don't want to see you or your friends

anywhere near that house...

or I'll throw you and all your little friends in jail.

Now get outta here.

My ID?

-This? -Yeah.

Get the fuck outta here.

-Now! -Okay, shit.

Fucking retard.

-What happened? -Shut the fuck...

Whoo!

Fuck yeah, bitches!

What the hell?

What did you say?

What could I say, guys? Told you I had it handled.

It didn't look like you had it handled, dude.

Yeah, well, that's why you don't send a rookie

to do a man's job, Drew.

I'm impressed.

What did you say?

We shot the shit for a minute,

he showed me a picture of his kids,

I told him I was looking for a haunted house.

You told him that?

Said it's over there, and to have fun,

and, you know, have the car off the street by 9 AM.

You, sir, are a legend...

... and a liar.

Guys, get what you need...

'cause we're going demon hunting!

Looks nice.

How do we know this is the place?

There's the "for sale" sign.

Oh.

Come on, guys.

Looks like we're headin' through the rear tonight, folks.

Great. And how are we supposed to see?

Boo.

Let's roll.

I don't think anyone's home.

Hold this for a second. Be right back.

Where did he go?

I don't know. He said he'd be right back.

Whoa.

Hm.

-He's taking forever. -Sounds familiar.

Great, now I'm freezing cold

and Truggers has the keys to his dad's car.

What the fuck was that?

Here.

Guys, I have an app that can ready any sort of energy...

Enough with your app already!

Wait!

-Let him use it. -Thank you.

Oh, my God.

That was not cool, Truggers!

You'll live.

Dick move, Truggers!

Come into my home.

C'mere.

This place is disgusting.

Don't look in any mirrors, guys.

Whoa, whoever decorated this place deserves to die.

Home sweet home.

Come on.

This place gives me the creeps.

YOU give this place the creeps!

Now you're using your head!

We could have been doing this at Truggers' place.

So, what are we doin' here, guys?

So...

Now we summon the evil spirits!

That doesn't sound fun.

Oh, yeah?

-Hand me that cardboard box. -For what?

Give me the cardboard box, Lucky.

Come on.

I hate this already.

Girl, chill out. I got this.

Look at grandma over here, getting all arts and crafty.

How do you even know how to make one?

What can I say...

I'm cultured.

I'm impressed.

I'm a lot more impressive than this, babe.

Eh, I know how these things work.

Let him be.

I once summoned an evil spirit

using a board worse than...

this thing.

Evil spirit?

-Who did you summon? -The President.

The President's not dead.

Really?

That's what they want you to believe.

Okay, what do we say we get this show on the road, eh, kids?

First we need an object to act

as the host for the spirit.

Like what?

Something that'll attract evil.

Something disgusting.

Hm, Lucky.

Put your shoe on the table.

Why me?

Put the cocksucking shoe on the table, now.

Fine.

Ew.

Okay. So now what?

Now we need somebody to touch the object,

and then we can begin.

I'm not touching that.

Nobody's touchin' that.

I'll touch it.

The shoe.

Well, it's still progress.

Mooga rappa terra chino noka.

Mooga rappa terra chino noka.

Noka rosi, beeta beeta!

What the fuck was that?

In order to summon the spirits,

you must speak the language of the other world.

This is so crazy.

This is fascinating.

Spirits, if you are there,

give us a sign.

Spirits!

If you are there,

we respect you.

We respect your rules.

We do not wish to see your reflection,

or loose our eyeballs.

Spirits!

If you can hear us,

please...

give us a sign.

This is crazy.

Well, let it marinate for a second, honey.

Shit.

Spirits...

If you can hear us...

... please give us a sign.

Anything.

Truggers, you're such a dick.

-Fuck this shit. I quit. -Well, that was fun.

I got an idea.

Truth or dare.

What are we, 12?

Boom!

Bottle never lies, babe.

I have a dare for her.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

I dare her to kiss Drew.

Yeah, do it.

Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

What?

I gotta document it for your wedding.

Shut up.

Whew.

You guys are like a human embarrassment.

This is honestly just the most disgusting thing I've ever

seen in my life.

I don't know how you live with yourself.

You guys are fucking so gnarly.

Wow, okay.

Alright...

-Truth or... -Dare.

Okay...

I dare you to bring your pretty little tush right here.

Get a room.

You know what, that's a really good idea.

Yeah.

Yeah, let's get out of here.

And take care of my man, alright?

None of this blueballing BS, huh?

Thanks, Truggers.

Told you you'd thank me!

Stick to the plan, rookie.

"Plan?" Asshole.

You know what?

I think I want to go home.

Jordan, come on. Jordan, where are you going?

We just got here!

Go be a hero.

Jordan!

Don't worry, baby. You're in safe hands.

Come on, let's check this out.

Jordan.

Jordan come back inside with me, please!

Do you think I'm dumb, Drew?

What? Of course not. What are you talking about?

So you guys didn't bring three girls into this creepy

house just to get laid?

How is that even possible.

We all discovered this place online together.

Then what's in your pocket?

What?

Yeah, no...

Becca!

Jordan, just come back inside with me, okay, please?

No!

I'm not going back into that stupid house

with you or any of those idiots.

I want to go home.

Oh, Lewis, you're so romantic.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Ex-nay on the Ewis-Lay, woman, alright?

What, you think you're so...

rough and...

... tough that you need to go by an abbreviated last name?

Yeah, that's exactly right.

You know, I think I know why they call you Lucky.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Why's that?

Well, I can't really tell you.

I can only show you.

♪ Don't forget me ♪

♪ Cinderella, ♪

♪ Here, take my umbrella ♪

♪ You're getting wet ♪

♪ Cinderella ♪

Look, Truggers thought

that it would be a good idea for us to come to this place

and have a little fun.

"A little fun?"

That's what sex is to you?

A little fun?

♪ Cinderella, ♪

♪ here take my umbrella ♪

♪ You're getting wet ♪

♪ Cinderella ♪

♪ what would it take to sell ya ♪

♪ What could we get ♪

♪ Freeze and release ♪

♪ Close your eyes and then you fall to your knees ♪

♪ Don't forget me ♪

♪ I am begging you please ♪

♪ I may not be your prince ♪

♪ but I'm trying to be ♪

♪ You can help me ♪

For what it's worth, I'm sorry.

Okay? I'm sorry.

Truggers is an idiot, okay?

But to be honest with you,

I've always thought that you and I

would have a chance to be together...

... and that we'd end up together somehow, in some way.

♪ Freeze and release ♪

♪ Close your eyes ♪

♪ and then you fall to your knees ♪

♪ Don't forget me ♪

Why don't you get a little bit more comfortable.

This is actually happening... this is actually happening!

Yeah, you like that?

Zoe...

Come out, come out, where ever you are.

Zoe?

Zoe?

Truthfully, I don't know what this is between us, either.

But...

I do want to see where it leads.

Just please, always be respectful.

And please never take any of Truggers advice ever again.

Okay, I don't normally get down like this, but alright.

Zoe?

Babe?

-What was that? -Sounded like Truggers.

Hello?

Hello!

This isn't funny, Truggers!

Seriously, man, stop playing games!

Did you bring the flashlight?

No.

Lucky what the hell man!

It's not my fault.

What are you guys sneaking around for?

Okay, everybody stop, okay?

We have start taking this more seriously.

I am taking this seriously.

-What? -Put your pants on!

-Where's Zoe? -Good question.

What do you mean, "good question?"

What, you think I enjoy parading around like this?

Yes!

Well, no, as a matter of fact,

I don't.

I've never been in this situation before.

And you are now officially the second girl

of my entire high school career

to ever see me half naked.

I'm honored.

I thought tonight was gonna be the night.

She teased me, dude, and then she just took off.

She used me for her own selfish pleasure.

I just want to go home and jerk off.

Did I say that out loud?

Put some clothes on.

Drew, go tell your idiot friend we're leaving.

Yes, can we please leave?

Truggers come on, dude. We're heading out!

And to think,

she could have had all of this.

She missed out.

You think?

One day you are going to make

a very special girl very...

... lucky.

Hello?

Truggers, you dirty dog.

Oh, my God.

This isn't happening.

Oh, my God...

Did you just...

... ejaculate?

Truggers, man, enough!

My ankle!

Ow! My ankle...

Truggers, I'm gonna kill you, man.

Becca, you gave me a heart attack!

What are you doing?

Come on, stop. We talked about this, okay?

Becca, lay off!

Hello?

Lucky!

Great, you smoked yourself into a standing coma.

Lucky!

Snap out of it!

You okay?

Lucky, did you look into the mirror?

Did you see anything?

Lucky, did you see a man hanging?

Lucky...

Lucky, open your eyes!

Trust me, Lucky. Stay with me.

Open your eyes!

I don't wanna die!

You're not gonna die.

I don't wanna get my eyes scooped out.

Nobody is scooping anybody's eyes out.

Just open your eyes.

Lucky!

You're okay!

I'm fine!

I'm fine!

I'm not gonna die a virgin.

You scared the shit out of me!

Well, those guys put that dumb

urban legend into our heads,

so what am I supposed to think?

And here I am,

thinking that I'm gonna get my eyes scooped out

and that I'm never gonna be able to see again.

You're alright?

Yeah.

Everything's cool.

I'm fine,

you're fine...

Whoa.

Lucky!

Lucky...

Lucky, what's happening?

Jordan! Jordan, what's happening?

Lucky!

Jordan, help!

Jordan!

Get off of me, you crazy bitch!

Becca...

Becca, did you do this?

-I don't want to die! -Lucky!

What's happening?

Jordan, what's happening to me?

I don't know what to do! What should I do?

Just try not to move.

It's not like I have a fucking choice!

Jordan!

Jordan!

Lucky!

Drew!

Truggers!

Zoe!

Thank God! I thought you left.

Zoe?

Drew, wake up!

Jordan...

Are you okay?

I think my ankle's broken.

Fuck! Your ear!

Hey listen, are you alright?

Lucky's dead.

Zoe's dead...

Truggers is dead.

Becca's...

... she's gone.

Look, we have to get out of here.

Listen, listen...

Lucky has a phone. He has a phone downstairs.

We have to get to that phone. We have to call the cops.

We need to get you up.

You're going to be okay, okay?

Just stay with me and hang on. We're gonna get out of here.

Jordan...

I love you.

I...

I love you, too.

Die, you bitch!

Drew! Drew!

Drew, wake up!

Drew, you're going to be okay.

I'm gonna get us help, okay?

Okay, if I was Lucky's password, what would I be?

Drew...

Drew, you need to be okay!

Drew... Drew!

Please!

Help!

Help me!

Damn it!

I'm sorry.

What the hell happened in there?

I told you not to go in that house.

Miss, are you okay?

Miss?