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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,791 (Man) 'Not yet, Norman! Not yet. 2 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:09,200 'Get away! 3 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:27,118 'Nine, eight, 4 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,999 'seven, six, five, 5 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:32,515 'four, three, two, 6 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:34,557 'one, zero!' 7 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,597 (Woman giggling) 8 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:11,797 (♪ Lively jazz) 9 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,277 Darling, I can't keep this up! 10 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:21,960 Got you. 11 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,396 Carlo, you're fabulous. 12 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:29,919 And you, my darling nymph... are delicious. 13 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,878 And adorable. 14 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,797 Missed a bit over there. 15 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,318 Who the blazes are you?! 16 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:58,030 Dalton's Delivery Service. Household goods and groceries. 17 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:00,191 - Pots, brushes? - We don't want any. 18 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:04,069 - Eggs, bacon, milk, cheese? - No! 19 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,471 - What about the young lady? - She's got everything. 20 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,960 Tea, coffee, soap? Wire wool? 21 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:17,238 There is something I'd like - those chocolates. 22 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:19,277 - They're not for sale. - Why not? 23 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:21,192 They're for my, er... 24 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:27,191 I had to pay for them meself. 25 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,471 I'm proposing to her tonight. 26 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,916 Will you go away? 27 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,719 Oh, well, I suppose... 28 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:38,997 Do your best. 29 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,234 Darling! 30 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,791 "Marlene," I shall say... 31 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,590 "Will you...marry me?" 32 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,716 She'll look into my eyes and say... 33 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:04,713 - (Ship's horn blasts) - Marlene! 34 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:17,554 Ahoy there! You're in the way! 35 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:19,558 Sail before steam! 36 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:24,072 (Emergency siren) 37 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:28,430 I said sail before steam! 38 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,029 - Slow ahead both engines. - Slow ahead. 39 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,115 Dalton's ignoring our signal, sir. 40 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:41,637 Blast her! The fool's holding up the entire flotilla. 41 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:43,154 Sound the siren again. 42 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,232 (Siren) 43 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,880 All right! All right! 44 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:52,400 You can blow your horn, Little Boy Blue! 45 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:56,872 - What's he say? - Sail before steam. Everyone knows. 46 00:04:56,960 --> 00:05:01,079 - He says sail before steam, sir. - Oh, impudent puppy! 47 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:04,756 Hi, there! Dalton's! You're holding up the Royal Navy! 48 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:09,790 And you are holding up Dalton's Delivery Service! 49 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:12,031 Move or I'll run you down! 50 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:15,909 I'm not afraid of you! Just because you've got egg on your hat! 51 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,275 (Sniggering) 52 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:20,512 I shall have to report you to the harbour master! 53 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:24,355 Outrageous! Intolerable! He's insane! Stop both engines! 54 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:26,318 - Stop engines. - Stop engines. 55 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:30,073 You lunatic! 56 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:47,073 There goes a British sailor. 57 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,876 All right. He's clear now. 58 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,713 Let's go ahead. Quickly. 59 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:58,476 - Half ahead. 310 revolutions. - Half ahead. 310 revolutions. 60 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:12,791 Oh, no! 61 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:14,792 (Screaming) 62 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:27,034 Shall I lower the whaler and pick him up, sir? 63 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:31,160 I don't think so, Briggs. That fellow's unsinkable. 64 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,998 Ah! 65 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:10,152 - (Woman) That'll be six and six, sir. - Marlene? 66 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:12,709 Two three and threes, please. 67 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:15,793 - Marlene... - Miss Barlow, if you please. 68 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:19,476 - Oh, no. Miss Barlow? - Yes. In front of Mr Ainsworth. 69 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:21,074 (High-pitched giggle) 70 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:24,119 Excuse me. I got you a box of chocolates. 71 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:30,836 Don't pay for them. It's a present. 72 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,234 - Sorry. - Will you please go away? 73 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:40,631 - Anything wrong, Marlene? - It's not my fault, Bert. 74 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,918 - Miss Barlow, Bert! - Mr Ainsworth to you. 75 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,390 Yeah, and...to you too. 76 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:49,437 - Will you marry me? - No. 77 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:52,797 I didn't ask you. Anyway, who wants to marry you? 78 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:53,916 I've got the ring. 79 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,231 You're just not suited to each other. 80 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:58,960 But I can't live without you. Oh... 81 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:00,520 Go away. 82 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:04,719 (Norman) I don't care how long I wait. (Marlene) Go away! 83 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:08,191 Please don't let me down. Marlene. 84 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:11,671 For the last time, will you please go away? 85 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:15,117 - Can I wait here, then? - The lady said go away. 86 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:20,069 - Didn't you, darling? - Oh! 87 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:24,792 Go away, titch! 88 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:30,356 How's your mum? 89 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:07,752 - What's up, chum? - He started it, Jack. 90 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,554 (Whimpers) 91 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:12,791 Scram. 92 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:23,199 - You all right, mate? - Yes, thank you. 93 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:28,000 Three two and threes, please, Marlene. 94 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:30,834 - Thank you, sailor. - Thank you, Marlene. 95 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:32,639 (Marlene giggling) 96 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:46,791 - 17, 18, 19, 20... - Marlene? 97 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:51,113 - 21... - Marlene. There's a few hard centres left. 98 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,157 22, 23, 24... 99 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:57,199 - I'd do anything for you, Marlene. - 25, 26... 100 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:00,034 That's the trouble. You can't do anything for me. 101 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,954 - 27, 28... - I'll do meself in. 102 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,509 ..29, 30. You couldn't even do that. 103 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:09,594 - 33, 34, 35. - Goodbye, Marlene. 104 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:16,239 One, two... Goodbye! Three, four, five, six... 105 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,277 - Forever. - Ever. 106 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:22,149 Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, 11, 12, 107 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:24,436 13, 14... 108 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:30,757 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24... 109 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:54,319 Well... 110 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,432 Goodbye, Marlene. 111 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,714 Ohh... 112 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,517 She said I couldn't do it. 113 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:24,632 I'll show her. 114 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,436 Goodbye, Marlene. Goodbye. 115 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:49,756 Ah! Ah! 116 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,672 Oh, me leg! 117 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:00,040 Hey! Stop! 118 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,633 Hey! Hey! 119 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,871 Help! Help! 120 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:12,315 (Norman shouting, indistinct) 121 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,800 Stop! I should go in. 122 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:19,438 Wait! Wait for me! 123 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:35,712 (Norman) Wait! Wait! 124 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,635 Oh! Help! 125 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:22,112 My boat. My boat! Where's my boat? 126 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:25,953 Where's my boat? 127 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,798 Goodbye, Marlene. 128 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,678 Forever. 129 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:08,159 Don't do it, lad. Just in the nick of time. 130 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,311 What's her name? 131 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:13,950 - Oh. Marlene. - And she won't marry you? 132 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:16,077 - No. - Photograph. 133 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:23,915 Homely, but hardly pretty enough for a fine lad like you. 134 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,438 Hey! 135 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,591 Forget her. She's not worth it. 136 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,275 I promised Marlene I'd do away with myself. 137 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:33,476 Wait! 138 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,119 You're too young to go. 139 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:38,876 There's a place in the world for a fine lad like you. 140 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:42,913 - Where? - In Her Majesty's Royal Navy. 141 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:46,275 What? Sailors? 142 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,399 Wait! Look before you leap. 143 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:54,951 You haven't had much success with girls, have you? 144 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,794 - No. - But you'd like to, wouldn't you? 145 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:02,956 Then get yourself a pair of bell-bottomed trousers. 146 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:06,954 ♪ All the nice girls love a sailor ♪ Da-da-dum dum 147 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:10,397 ♪ All the nice girls love a tar 148 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,676 (Screeching) ♪ All the nice girls... ♪ 149 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:16,197 - I bet even Marlene likes sailors. - Yes, she does. 150 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:18,272 There are girls besides Marlene. 151 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,920 Like the temple girls of Bangkok. 152 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,231 The dancing girls of Hong Kong. 153 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:25,676 The Horaes of the mystic east. 154 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:29,549 There are Melanesians, Polynesians, Singhalesians. 155 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,711 Round, cuddly girls. 156 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:35,396 Tall, slender girls. Hot, passionate girls. 157 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,997 Cold, statuesque girls. 158 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,515 There's blondes, brunettes, redheads. 159 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:45,116 - Girls without any hair at all. - Phwoar! 160 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,919 Tell me some more. 161 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:51,040 Down Tahiti way, the hula-hula girls only wear grass skirts. 162 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:54,113 - Nothing else. - No? 163 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,635 You mean, um...they haven't got, er...? 164 00:16:58,240 --> 00:16:59,959 They haven't got any... 165 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,472 - Oooh! - Aagh! 166 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,918 - Tell me some more. - Oh, there's plenty. 167 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,878 - Really? - Yeah. 168 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,713 (Screams) 169 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:20,679 Perhaps we'd better get back here a bit. 170 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,717 (♪ Hawaiian guitar) 171 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,760 (Inaudible over music) 172 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,471 (Music continues) 173 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:18,556 This is absolutely preposterous! 174 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,871 Does your ministry seriously suggest 175 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:24,510 that a space rocket can only be piloted by a scientist? 176 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:29,072 Precisely. It can only be a man of the highest possible intellect. 177 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,072 Meaning Mr Carruthers? 178 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,755 - And why not? - Well, I disagree. 179 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,355 - What we want in Bosun... - (Dog whining) 180 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:41,833 Bosun, quiet, please. 181 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:46,640 Admiral, I fail to see why a dog should be at this conference. 182 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:49,792 Dammit, man, the rocket is named after him. 183 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:53,510 What we need in the cockpit is brawn and not brains. 184 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:57,116 A simple-hearted sailor with initiative and guts. 185 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,954 A man with Nelson's blood in his veins. 186 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,914 I could have fallen in the water then. 187 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,113 You? 188 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:24,038 Take that smile off your face. 189 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,999 Oh. You don't recognise me, do you? 190 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,390 Fall in! 191 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:33,872 What about the girls with the grass skirts on? 192 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,600 Some have got nothing on at all! 193 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,076 - Phwoar! - Join the other recruits. 194 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,276 - What's up with him? - Get fell in. 195 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,440 This is all very serious, innit? 196 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:06,036 The decks of Her Majesty's ships are kept spotless. 197 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:10,831 The same applies to everything - brass, paint, woodwork 198 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,230 and every single man who sails in her. 199 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:16,791 Yes. I must say, you've got a very, very nice boat here. 200 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:20,191 - Ship! Ships are in the navy. - Yes, sir. 201 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:23,159 - Aye aye, sir. - Aye aye, sir. 202 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:26,790 - We will now proceed below. - Are we going downstairs? 203 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,833 - In the navy, "below". Understand? - Yeah. 204 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,950 Sir. Er...aye aye, sir. 205 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,191 Right. Follow me. 206 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:38,953 Come on, then. 207 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,593 Dalton's! 208 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,755 Dalton's Delivery Service! 209 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,797 - Are you the new boy? - Yes. 210 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:14,635 - I used to work at Dalton's. - You're not Norman Puckle? 211 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,674 - I am, you know. - Haven't you got on! 212 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,274 Oh. 213 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:23,717 - I got something for you. - From a Miss Barlow? 214 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,792 No. Marlene. 215 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,037 Thought so. Chuck it up. 216 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:34,398 - It might fall in the water. - Then I'll come down. 217 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:43,075 I don't make statements I can't justify. 218 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,915 I can and will take the newest recruit and... 219 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,514 Now. Come on. 220 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,630 What the hell do you think you're doing? 221 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,074 Hello. 222 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,675 Go away. This is a private conference. 223 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,592 (Muffled) What did you say? 224 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,717 (Inaudible) 225 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,280 I can't hear you! 226 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:14,750 (Inaudible) 227 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,115 This man's mad. 228 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:20,033 There's a bloke going crackers in here. 229 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:24,359 - Get back on deck. - Eh? 230 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,791 Oh. Aye aye. 231 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,553 Oh, this is intolerable! 232 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,757 - Get that man removed. - Yes, sir. 233 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:36,399 Man overboard! 234 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:40,520 Better hurry back, sir. The boarding ladder's the other side. 235 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:45,354 Man overboard! Port side. Away, lifeboat crew! 236 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:51,589 - No sign of him, chief! - Fall in for a watch! 237 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,633 Anything wrong, sir? 238 00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:59,359 - She's getting married. - Here we are, sir. 239 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:03,996 Man overboard! Man overboard! 240 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,833 - Where? - Port side. 241 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,513 Which is port side? 242 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:11,675 - Get a lifeboat port side! - Aye aye! 243 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,513 Man overboard! 244 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:18,072 - There's a man overboard! - Stand by to go over. Move yourself! 245 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,516 - Not me? - If we spot him. Coxswain! 246 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,876 - Get that boat forward! - Aye aye, sir. 247 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,350 Not in me new suit, eh? 248 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,397 Well, get it off quick! 249 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,760 Never mind about that. Look. 250 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:37,516 Look. That might be him. Over you go. 251 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,034 Come on! 252 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,434 - What are you waiting for? - I can't swim. 253 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,399 Now you tell me! Come on. Back you come. 254 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,593 Hold this. 255 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,799 I can manage, thank you. Oh! 256 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:03,159 Chief, better muster more men from below. 257 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,358 - Yeah, but... - You're more valuable on board. 258 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:09,035 If necessary, get everyone in the water. 259 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,315 Aye aye, sir. 260 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,437 Everyone in the water? 261 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,671 Oi! Oi! 262 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,274 Hey! No! 263 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,919 Sorry. Orders. 264 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,473 All in the water! 265 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:37,993 All in the wat...! 266 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,952 'Ere! Aaagh! 267 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,037 Everybody in the water! 268 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,032 Hello? Hello! 269 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:53,237 Man overboard! Man overboard! 270 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:56,757 All sailors downstairs... Sorry-sailors below decks 271 00:24:56,840 --> 00:25:01,869 come upstairs to the left-hand side of the boat -erm, ship! 272 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,997 Yeah. Hurry up! 273 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,230 What on earth is happening? 274 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,277 I'm so sorry, sir... 275 00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:11,953 (All talking at once) 276 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,433 All in the water! 277 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:25,710 Don't stand and watch him drown! In! In! In! 278 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:34,239 Man overboard-board-board-board! 279 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,793 (Confused shouting) 280 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,473 Ahhh! 281 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:09,231 It's no use hiding! I know where you are! Come on, in! 282 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,474 Everybody! 283 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:16,076 You an' all! You're gonna go sometime, might as well go now. 284 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:23,480 Everybody in the water! I've been told! 285 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:15,198 All in the water. Here! Come on! 286 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,318 What on earth is happening? Why are we firing? 287 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,392 Look out. 288 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:56,432 Come on, Porky. Over you go. 289 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,513 - No. - No malingering lark. 290 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,872 Oh, come on, silly. It's not cold. 291 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:25,917 No! No! 292 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,074 (Screams) 293 00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:34,712 - Help! Help! Help! - Hold on! 294 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,792 Help! Help! 295 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,230 He's here, sir! I've got him! 296 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,474 No. You've got the wrong man. 297 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,909 Knowles. Found the missing man yet? 298 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,630 There was no missing man. All present and correct, sir. 299 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:16,919 Some fool must have shouted "man overboard!" for a joke. 300 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:29,271 The fool who shouted "man overboard!" was me! 301 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,591 All leave cancelled for one week! 302 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:35,390 - Now laugh! - Ha ha ha. 303 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,153 Two weeks! 304 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,432 (Bugle call) 305 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:35,510 Here's your mail. Pay attention, everyone. 306 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,559 As all leave has been cancelled for 14 days, 307 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:42,873 your only communication with the outside world will be postal. 308 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,790 Now, far be it from me to victimise anybody 309 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:56,750 but because of Queen's Regulations and Admiralty Instructions, 310 00:30:56,840 --> 00:31:01,551 you are all in a far better position than me to find the culprit. 311 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:05,554 And as walking the plank, tarring and feathering 312 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:09,316 and the cat-o'-nine-tails is obsolete in the Royal Navy, 313 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:13,440 I'm sure I can leave the choice of punishment 314 00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:16,399 in your very capable hands. 315 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:25,712 Oh, yes. And gentlemen, don't be too enthusiastic. 316 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:29,476 Remember, murder is still punishable by hanging 317 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,517 both ashore and afloat. 318 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,033 Right. Carry on. 319 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,632 Cake, lads. Come and get it. 320 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,871 (All chattering) 321 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,275 First we'll inspect the rocket site, 322 00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:41,797 then we'll select the newest recruit for my experiment. 323 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:44,839 You intend to proceed with this fantastic idea? 324 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,594 I do. I intend to prove once and for all 325 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:52,755 that a space rocket can be piloted by any average man after naval training. 326 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,757 Jump to it! Chop chop! 327 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:05,274 Leading Seaman Smithers will demonstrate the first vault. 328 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,998 Watch this carefully. 329 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,791 Right. Let's have the first man. 330 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,319 Attention! 331 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:26,834 Listen carefully. 332 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:30,470 We're to be honoured by a visit from the Commander in Chief. 333 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,314 If he was to see a smart display of gymnastics, 334 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:36,472 without one of you making a Charlie of himself, 335 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:40,520 he might see fit to restore our leave, which would suit us all. 336 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,434 PTI, let's see how good they are. 337 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,432 Let's have the first man. 338 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,391 Erm... 339 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,472 It's bro...broken, Mr Knowles. 340 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,553 I am aware of that, Puckle. 341 00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:12,075 Let's try that once again, shall we? 342 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:29,754 (Crashing) 343 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:37,196 Er... Jumped too high, Mr Knowles. 344 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,511 Yes, Puckle. 345 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,233 Be all right now. 346 00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:58,474 Attention! 347 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,354 Oh, no! 348 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,075 All leave cancelled for three weeks! 349 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:17,514 Puckle! 350 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:44,953 Oh, Greenfield. 351 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,794 Have you the name of the newest recruit yet? 352 00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,837 Yes, sir. Ordinary Seaman Puckle. 353 00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,071 - Have him sent in. - Yes, sir. 354 00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:13,434 Attention! 355 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,674 Puckle, report to C-in-C's office. 356 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:38,433 - What do you know about Puckle? - Nothing, sir. 357 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,910 I don't even know him by sight, sir. 358 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:45,313 Wouldn't it be wiser to select the best recruit rather than the newest? 359 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,357 Yes, of course. 360 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:52,239 I stand by what I said. I want a typical recruit, not the best. 361 00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:54,198 - (Knocking) - Come in. 362 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,511 Ordinary Seaman Puckle, sir. 363 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,956 You? 364 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,191 - Puckle? - Yes, sir. 365 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:07,876 There must be a mistake. There must be a newer recruit. 366 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,077 No, sir. The very newest. 367 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,553 We've met before. 368 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:17,951 - I didn't mean to knock you down. - No, before that. 369 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,236 I didn't mean to push you overboard. 370 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:24,030 Oh, before that. Dalton's Delivery Service. 371 00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:30,031 - Yes, sir. - I'm Little Boy Blue, remember? 372 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,112 Yes, sir. 373 00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:37,879 Scrambled eggs. (Laughing) 374 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,875 - And you're the British sailor. - Pardon? 375 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,474 Oh, never mind. 376 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,029 I think we've got the right man here. 377 00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:50,717 Puckle, you've been selected for special training for an experiment. 378 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:55,192 But you've got to prove yourself a good sailor first. Can you do that? 379 00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:59,513 Oh, yes... I mean, aye aye, sir. I won't let you down, sir. 380 00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,717 No, I don't think you will. 381 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:07,358 Do your best with the basic training. Try to come out top of the new entry. 382 00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,591 Yes, sir. I mean, aye aye, sir. 383 00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:12,195 You can rely on me, sir. 384 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,152 Well, good lad, good lad. That's all, Puck... 385 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,310 - That'll be all, Puckle. - Yes, sir. 386 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,517 Right. 387 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:35,399 This is outrageous! That man's a moron. 388 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:38,200 You'll never teach him to pilot a rocket. 389 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:41,876 I know what I'm doing. Wait a couple of months, Philpots. 390 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,714 Well, that'll give you till September 30th. 391 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:47,360 Then we will reassess the position. 392 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:52,953 Insufferable fellow. 393 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,350 - Talks like an Admiralty file. - Yes, sir. 394 00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,558 - I'll enjoy you proving him wrong. - Me, sir? 395 00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:02,554 Puckle's under your command. You're responsible for his success. 396 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:06,520 Sir, my impression is he's got no aptitude for anything. 397 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,160 Oh, nonsense. Must be able to do something. 398 00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:12,472 - The navy must find out what. - Yes, sir. 399 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,353 I've been selected! 400 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:28,840 We've been waiting for you, Puckle. Carry on where you left off. 401 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:31,554 Attention! 402 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:36,833 The Admiral, it seems, has taken a fancy to our friend Puckle. 403 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:40,391 Thanks to this, all our leave has been restored. 404 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,153 Carry on. 405 00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:43,993 Three cheers for Puckle! 406 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:48,750 Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! 407 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,594 Hip hip hooray! 408 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,637 Well done, Puckle! 409 00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:53,874 Puckle! 410 00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:13,634 Oi! 411 00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:39,072 So the main principles of diving are quite obvious. 412 00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:42,870 All right, then. Now for a few simple questions. 413 00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:47,512 Puckle, how far can a diver ascend in complete safety 414 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,559 before carrying out decompression stops? 415 00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:53,597 Well, er... 416 00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:58,911 "A diver can come up at least halfway from the bottom 417 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,515 "before carrying out decompression stops 418 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:05,037 "because the blood only absorbs half the amount of nitrogen 419 00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,237 "than water at the same pressure." 420 00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:12,918 Very good, Puckle. Very good indeed. Right! 421 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:18,234 Now... A diver requires how many cubic feet of air per minute 422 00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:22,872 at a depth of 132 feet? Er...Hopkinson? 423 00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:26,710 Well? 424 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,077 I'm afraid I don't know, sir. 425 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,520 Nolan? 426 00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,358 A diver requires... 427 00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:39,072 Come along. You nearly had it. 428 00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:41,880 Yeah. Nearly, sir. 429 00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,316 (Sighing) Very well. Puckle? 430 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:49,840 "A diver requires seven and a half cubic feet of air per minute 431 00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,992 "because 33 feet equals one atmosphere of pressure. 432 00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:56,517 "Therefore 132 feet equals four atmospheres 433 00:42:56,600 --> 00:43:01,436 "plus one surface atmosphere equals five atmospheres absolute." 434 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:04,752 My word, Puckle, this really is your subject! 435 00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:09,995 Now, how many cubic feet of air can you expect to receive 436 00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:12,549 from a diver's hand pump? 437 00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:14,438 Sir? Sir? 438 00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:20,631 Let's give somebody else a chance, shall we? Somebody? Somebody? 439 00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:26,394 - Tell them, Puckle. - Well... 440 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:30,599 "We receive approximately 4.2 cubic feet of air per minute 441 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:34,071 "from a single-cylinder pump at 50 revolutions per minute 442 00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:37,995 "or...cubical feet, eight of them, air per minute 443 00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:41,710 "from a cubic cylinder double pump at 50 revolutions per minute." 444 00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:43,154 Thank you. 445 00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:47,951 "But the normal maximum speed of the hand pump is 35 revolutions..." 446 00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:52,159 - Well done. Thank you. - "The supply of air is three cubic feet..." 447 00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:53,879 Very good, very good. 448 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:56,998 - ".. and six cubic feet per minute..." - Thank you very much. 449 00:43:57,080 --> 00:44:00,869 - "..hand pump!" - Thank you very much, Puckle. 450 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:07,631 Now we turn to the practical side of diving. 451 00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:13,398 Since it is the custom for the man who is best at the theoretical side 452 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,278 to volunteer for the diving, 453 00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:19,912 there can be no doubt among us as to whom the obvious choice must be. 454 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,390 Puckle. 455 00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,233 Oh. No, sir. 456 00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:27,711 It would be a good idea to give the others a chance. 457 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,998 Oh, come along, Puckle. Don't be modest. 458 00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,072 Let's try a suit on. Come on. 459 00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:59,518 You'll notice the wristbands are extremely tight 460 00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:01,432 in order to exclude the water. 461 00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:03,796 You don't want to have a leak, do you? 462 00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:10,753 These are very heavy boots. No diver can sink without them. 463 00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:13,594 Next, we come to the helmet... 464 00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:18,272 which makes the complete outfit watertight. 465 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,317 Come over here, Puckle. 466 00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:28,114 Pick your feet up, man. Pick them up. 467 00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:31,914 I can't. 468 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:50,317 Helmet. 469 00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:00,999 So much for the helmet. 470 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,713 Are you all right...? 471 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:08,831 - Turn it round. - Wrong way, sir. 472 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:11,480 Of course. His head would come right off. 473 00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:17,000 I'm terribly sorry, Puckle. You'd better sit down for a minute. 474 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,315 I'm sorry, Puckle. The chair broke. 475 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,198 (Muffled shouting) 476 00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:34,351 - Water! - What's he say? 477 00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:35,794 Water. 478 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:39,430 My word, he is keen. Can't wait to get in the water. 479 00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:42,797 Up. Gather round. 480 00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,877 Prepare to dive. 481 00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:50,554 No, no. 482 00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,519 Turn round. Turn round. 483 00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:59,593 Down you go. 484 00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,112 Increase the air. 485 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,713 Air increased, sir. 486 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,917 (Rhythmic pumping) 487 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,470 - Decrease air. - Decrease air. 488 00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:25,358 (Boing!) 489 00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:28,797 The valve's stuck, sir. 490 00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,352 We're pumping far too much air in. 491 00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:37,513 (Muffled shouting) 492 00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,831 Tell him to release valve A and blow off. 493 00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:42,310 Release valve A and blow off. 494 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,119 (Muffled shouting) 495 00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,271 He doesn't know where valve A is. 496 00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:49,558 He must blow off. Disconnect the pipe. 497 00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:56,396 Get the chopper. Chopper! 498 00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:21,672 - We must get him back, quickly! - Aye aye, sir. 499 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,310 My word, that was a narrow squeak. 500 00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,756 Nothing like it's ever happened before. 501 00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:37,037 Are you all right, Puckle? 502 00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:41,479 Good Lord! 503 00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:58,195 - Cor blimey, where did you get that? - Daphne gave it to me. 504 00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,636 What for? To keep the other girls off? 505 00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:02,757 - Do me a favour. - Only joking. 506 00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:05,799 Come on, the pubs are open. Goodnight, Cinders. 507 00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:10,031 Don't you ever want to go out? 508 00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:13,113 Course I do. Not much fun by meself though, is it? 509 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,510 What's up? Ain't you got no money? 510 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,956 I've got over 30 shillings saved up. 511 00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:20,430 30 bob? Have you? 512 00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:24,235 How would you like to come out with me? 513 00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:28,279 - Do you mean that? - Yeah. Course I do. 514 00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:29,794 Come on. 515 00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:34,914 Johnny. 516 00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:41,797 (♪ Lively rock 'n' roll) 517 00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,077 - Hello, Jimmy. - Hello, boy. 518 00:49:57,160 --> 00:50:01,154 - Hello, Doris. - Hello. Where you been, lover boy? 519 00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:05,314 Cruising around. Friend of mine. What you drinking? 520 00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:08,757 ú Creme de menthe, please. 521 00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:13,440 Wait. As you're the only friends I've had since I joined the navy, 522 00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,239 I'll buy us all a drink. 523 00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:20,436 Gentlemen! Our host. He's going to buy us all a drink. 524 00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,955 (Excited chattering) 525 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,117 There you are, big boy! 526 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:28,959 Here, watch it. 527 00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:31,111 Two pounds, five. 528 00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:34,034 - How much? - Two pounds, five shillings. 529 00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:38,160 Let's have some music, shall we? 530 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:43,036 - What are you going to have? - He's getting them in again! 531 00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:45,032 No, no, no. 532 00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:48,192 I meant the music. I've only got 30 bob. 533 00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:54,273 Why are we hanging around here then? Doris, let's get on the town. 534 00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:57,478 - You said I could come too. - Haven't you heard? 535 00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:00,632 Two's company, three's a crowd. 536 00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:53,278 Peggy? Sorry I'm late, love. 537 00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,955 That's all right, Bob. I've... 538 00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:01,431 - I've only been here a few minutes. - Shall we go? 539 00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:04,159 Yes. 540 00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:16,674 (Bartender) Hey. 541 00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,509 45 bob, son. 542 00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:32,198 That's all I've got. 543 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:57,997 In our view, the missile launch should be postponed until next year. 544 00:53:58,080 --> 00:53:59,833 Out of the question! 545 00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:03,880 Naval Intelligence informs me we have a competitor in the field. 546 00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:07,510 Someone else intends to put a man into orbit on October 31st. 547 00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:09,353 - The Americans? - No. 548 00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:12,194 - The Russians? - Even worse. The army. 549 00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:16,957 Ideal conditions for launching to beat the army occur on October 1st. 550 00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,680 Are we agreed, then? October 1st? 551 00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:21,717 - Agreed. - Thank you. 552 00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:28,560 How's that guinea pig of yours getting along? Puckle, isn't it? 553 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,791 Through his basic training yet? 554 00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:33,395 Not quite. But he's doing well, isn't he? 555 00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:35,437 Yes, sir. First class, sir. 556 00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:40,550 - How is he doing? - Terrible, sir. 557 00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:44,316 He's keen enough but he can't seem to do anything right. 558 00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:48,553 - Let me see his progress report. - It's blank. He hasn't made any. 559 00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:50,472 No hope at all? 560 00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:55,680 Well, he's on my Outward Bound course as a last chance to prove himself. 561 00:54:56,720 --> 00:55:00,430 Yes. And it will be. His very last chance. 562 00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:07,238 You're wondering what mountaineering's got to do with the navy. 563 00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:09,596 Well, I'll tell you. 564 00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:13,310 It's a test of character, initiative and leadership. 565 00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:17,110 Necessary because you're possible officer material. 566 00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:20,317 Any questions? 567 00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:25,435 Well... What are we going to do when we get to the top? 568 00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:27,512 Stick a flag in it. 569 00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:30,513 Sorry. 570 00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:50,678 Before we get going, remember the golden rules. 571 00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:55,039 One, take care jumping precipices. You might break a limb. 572 00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:59,160 Two, don't shout too loud because you might start an avalanche. 573 00:55:59,240 --> 00:56:03,154 Three, in an emergency, tug on the rope and the chap ahead will help. 574 00:56:03,240 --> 00:56:06,358 And finally, the most important rule of all. 575 00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:08,909 When going up, don't look down. 576 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,913 I'll lead, then Penfold, Fraser, Knowles. 577 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:15,311 Puckle, you bring up the rear. Rope up. 578 00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,037 - Mr Knowles? - Yes, Puckle? 579 00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:27,115 Do you think they'll make me into an officer as soon as we get to the top? 580 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:28,759 Let's go. 581 00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:34,073 - Mr Knowles! - Yes? 582 00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:37,119 What about the tent? Who's going to carry that? 583 00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:40,750 - The end man. - But that's... 584 00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:53,951 Right. Let's rest a moment. 585 00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:56,797 We'll rest a moment. 586 00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:00,918 We're resting. 587 00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:05,396 Puckle, take a rest. 588 00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:27,194 Right. Let's move on. 589 00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,237 We're moving on. 590 00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:37,270 We're moving on, Chief. 591 00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:40,154 Ready, Puckle? 592 00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:35,511 Puckle? Puckle, you all right? 593 00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:37,751 The rope's come off, Mr Knowles. 594 00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:39,991 (Shouting) Then tie it on again! 595 00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:43,471 You don't understand! I can't! 596 00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:45,392 - (Rumbling) - Quiet below. 597 00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:47,437 Way avalanche! 598 00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:54,991 Hey! Turn it off, will you?! 599 00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:01,640 - Quiet, Puckle. - Oh, Mr Knowles, the tent... 600 01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:25,517 - All right, Fraser. - Aye aye, Chief. 601 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,992 Don't look down. Look up. 602 01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:37,554 Stop! 603 01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:46,273 Four paces backwards, Puckle, then run forward and jump. 604 01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:48,556 Yes, Mr Knowles. 605 01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,713 Erm... How many was it? 606 01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:54,757 Four! 607 01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:57,113 Very well, Mr Knowles. 608 01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:01,556 One, two, three, four. 609 01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:03,313 Now go. 610 01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:07,399 One, two, three, four... 611 01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:18,754 Hang on! 612 01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:24,440 Mr Knowles. Don't look down. 613 01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:28,233 Climb up the rope, Puckle. 614 01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:51,320 We must keep our heads, Mr Knowles. Hey? 615 01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:01,475 Aagh! Puckle! 616 01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:36,238 Aagh! 617 01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:37,993 (Scream echoing) 618 01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:41,276 Oh. Sorry, Mr Knowles. 619 01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:45,880 - Way avalanche! - Avalanche! 620 01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:04,910 - Mr Knowles? - Yes, Puckle? 621 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,913 Can't we just stick the flag in here? 622 01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:22,031 Right, we'll bivouac here. 623 01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:25,994 - Where's the tent? - Pardon? 624 01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:28,515 What has happened to the tent? 625 01:04:29,720 --> 01:04:31,677 - Well... - You've lost it? 626 01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:33,797 No, sir, no. 627 01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:36,793 I've not what you might call... really lost it. 628 01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:39,475 - Why not? - Because I know where it is. 629 01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:41,040 Where? 630 01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:44,318 Well, by now it'll be down the bottom of the... 631 01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:47,279 - I'll get it. - Don't be a fool. This is serious. 632 01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:52,151 - If it blows up a dog couldn't live here. - There's yours, sir. 633 01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:54,960 All right. We'll all bed down in mine. 634 01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:56,838 Let's get cracking. 635 01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:06,318 All secure, sir. 636 01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:09,074 Last man in close the flap. 637 01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:28,271 Come on, lads, get settled in. 638 01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:31,511 Get your head down for a few hours. 639 01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:33,671 - Get out of it! - Puckle! 640 01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:36,195 Get out of it! 641 01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:41,279 - Have a bit of order! - Do you mind? 642 01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:47,110 - Is this my bed, Chief? - Keep your feet out of it. 643 01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:52,596 Puckle, get into your sleeping bag. 644 01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:56,071 I haven't got one, sir. I lost that too. 645 01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:06,918 Sir? 646 01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:10,034 Sir? 647 01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:16,238 Could I perhaps... snuggle in with you, sir? 648 01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:20,393 Certainly not. We're not Eskimos. 649 01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:22,870 You'll want to rub noses next. 650 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:29,832 Sir? 651 01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:35,478 Sir... I'm sorry if I caused so much trouble. 652 01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:39,954 It's all right, Puckle. Go to sleep. 653 01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:00,477 - What's the matter, Puckle? - Cold, sir. 654 01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:05,390 Perhaps that'll teach you not to lose naval equipment. 655 01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:07,915 If you're cold, light a fire. 656 01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:12,077 - What, in here? - No! 657 01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:17,397 It's cold outside. 658 01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:20,279 Not if you light a fire. 659 01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:43,951 (Teeth chattering) 660 01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:53,992 - Come on! Get off! - Ow! 661 01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:55,994 Get out and stay out! 662 01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:28,957 (Humming) 663 01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:35,674 ♪ What shall we do with the drunken sailor 664 01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:38,195 ♪ Early in the morning 665 01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:46,355 ♪ Early in the morning... ♪ 666 01:09:46,440 --> 01:09:48,397 (Humming) 667 01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:51,712 Mountaineers! 668 01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:56,877 (Humming) 669 01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:59,236 Fellow mountaineers! 670 01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:14,551 Mr Knowles! 671 01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:20,472 (Humming) 672 01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:22,517 Oh, there you are! 673 01:10:25,440 --> 01:10:27,671 Looks just like Christmas, doesn't it? 674 01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:36,437 (Gun booms) 675 01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:38,796 (Marching steps approaching) 676 01:10:47,480 --> 01:10:49,597 - Is it time, sir? - It is. 677 01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:53,033 I'm ready. 678 01:10:55,440 --> 01:10:57,193 Come on, then. 679 01:11:02,080 --> 01:11:04,037 Quick march. 680 01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:17,877 Party, mark time! 681 01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:20,593 Quick march! 682 01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:24,913 Party, halt! 683 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:27,639 Left turn. 684 01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:29,791 Prisoner, three paces forward, march. 685 01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:34,639 Off cap! 686 01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:41,312 Ordinary Seaman Puckle. PJ3709935. 687 01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:46,077 Today you stand before this court to answer the charges against you - 688 01:11:46,160 --> 01:11:49,278 those of gross incompetence and negligence on duty 689 01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:51,955 and failing to uphold the Royal Navy's prestige. 690 01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:53,633 I can tell you about that... 691 01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:57,270 You'll have every opportunity to establish your innocence. 692 01:11:57,360 --> 01:12:01,115 Good, good. I'm glad you brought that up. See... 693 01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:05,160 I want to know is, am I guilty until I'm proved innocent, 694 01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:08,950 or am I innocent until I'm proved guilty? 695 01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:12,670 Well, er... What difference...? 696 01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:16,390 Well, you said, and I quote here, 697 01:12:16,480 --> 01:12:20,190 that I'd have "every opportunity to establish my innocence". 698 01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:24,035 Therefore, you must reckon I'm guilty before I start. 699 01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:26,510 The purpose of... 700 01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:28,478 - Yes, I do. - There. 701 01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:31,394 I object, sir. The prisoner is not guilty. 702 01:12:31,480 --> 01:12:35,520 - All right. Then he's innocent. - I object. It's not been proven. 703 01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:37,239 Nor that he's guilty. 704 01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:40,119 This court is here to prove that he is guilty. 705 01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:43,955 I object, sir. This court is here to prove that he's innocent. 706 01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:48,000 Not if I prove him guilty. I demand a chance to cross-examine him. 707 01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:50,311 You demand nothing. You do as I say. 708 01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:53,996 Sir, I am here to cross-examine the prisoner and see him punished. 709 01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:57,869 Objection. If he's innocent, he'll receive no punishment. 710 01:12:57,960 --> 01:13:01,556 Any punishment he receives will be meted out by me. 711 01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:05,111 - If he's guilty, he'll be punished. - But not if he's innocent! 712 01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:07,237 - Don't shout! - You stop shouting! 713 01:13:07,320 --> 01:13:10,313 - I'm not! - Condemning him without evidence. 714 01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:13,837 I'd like to hear the evidence so I can gather some facts! 715 01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:16,310 - Bloody well listen! - Don't swear at me! 716 01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:18,517 I will not tolerate such behaviour! 717 01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:21,559 If you didn't outrank me, I'd soon show you. 718 01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:25,077 - Don't worry about these. Come outside. - Right. 719 01:13:25,160 --> 01:13:29,473 Gentlemen, please! Quietly now, quietly. 720 01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:31,392 Return to your seats at once. 721 01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:40,637 Will the prosecuting officer proceed? 722 01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:45,835 Puckle, why did you join the navy? 723 01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:51,717 Now, now, I didn't join. Not really. It wasn't me own idea. 724 01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:55,919 - Whose was this brilliant idea? - Mr Filkins. 725 01:13:56,000 --> 01:14:00,916 - And who is Mr Filkins? - Mr Filkins? Well, he's one of us. 726 01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:05,437 A sailor. You must know Mr Filkins. 727 01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:08,957 - Mr Filkins is a friend of yours? - He was. 728 01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:11,999 And what spoiled this beautiful friendship? 729 01:14:13,040 --> 01:14:17,114 - He got me in, didn't he? - Got you in? Would you elucidate? 730 01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:22,632 Tell us how Mr Filkins...got you in. 731 01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:24,393 Ah. 732 01:14:24,480 --> 01:14:28,394 Well, you see, it so happened at this particular time... 733 01:14:28,480 --> 01:14:31,473 I...I was having a bit of woman trouble. 734 01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:37,271 - Proceed. - So bad had it got with me that - 735 01:14:37,360 --> 01:14:39,716 and here I must be candid with you all - 736 01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:42,031 I had decided to commit suicide 737 01:14:42,120 --> 01:14:44,794 by chucking meself off the edge of the... 738 01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:47,076 the cliff. 739 01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:51,040 I was just saying, "Goodbye, Marlene" and along comes Filkins 740 01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:55,194 and he advises me, he says, "If you are going to commit suicide, 741 01:14:55,280 --> 01:14:58,273 "you might just as well join the navy." 742 01:14:59,200 --> 01:15:03,752 Surely you don't see joining the navy as tantamount to committing suicide? 743 01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:06,912 Well, I haven't had time to find out yet, have I? 744 01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:09,834 You'll get time. I suggest that you joined the navy 745 01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:13,072 as a means to vent your romantic spite, 746 01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:17,359 which not only created havoc but wrecked the morale of the whole ship. 747 01:15:17,440 --> 01:15:19,830 Your witness. 748 01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:21,912 Well... 749 01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:26,990 He's laying it on a bit thick. Ain't you gonna say anything? 750 01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:30,630 You're supposed to be my defencing officer, aren't you? 751 01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:33,315 Go on, have a verbal battle with him. 752 01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:35,913 I object. 753 01:15:39,080 --> 01:15:40,912 Well done! 754 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:43,957 That should get me off all right. 755 01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:48,592 Young man, as a sailor, you were to have been the first man into space, 756 01:15:48,680 --> 01:15:52,037 yet you have continually shattered my trust. 757 01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:54,112 - In the gymnasium. - Not my fault. 758 01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:56,510 - In the diving suit. - I've got to breathe. 759 01:15:56,600 --> 01:15:59,240 - On the mountain. - It was sloping. 760 01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:02,472 - And even in the courtroom. - I knew I'd get the blame. 761 01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:05,553 - Your record is not one to be proud of. - I object. 762 01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:09,953 We haven't found any reason to deter him from being proud of himself. 763 01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:12,919 Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute. 764 01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:15,917 I haven't said much yet. 765 01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:21,120 So let's be fair. I think he's right. 766 01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:23,317 Yes. 767 01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:25,232 The admiral is right. 768 01:16:27,080 --> 01:16:29,276 Which makes you right, I suppose, 769 01:16:29,360 --> 01:16:31,750 although you have been a bit harsh. 770 01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:36,790 Think of some of the nasty things you said and something will go click. 771 01:16:36,880 --> 01:16:40,874 However, I'm now laying open my innermost heart 772 01:16:40,960 --> 01:16:43,759 and confessing of my own free will that... 773 01:16:44,720 --> 01:16:48,270 Well, perhaps I haven't been much help. 774 01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:56,310 You hit the nail on the head when you said that I was incompetent. 775 01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:57,914 You. 776 01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:00,196 But I've always been like that, 777 01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:03,990 although I appreciate you trying to change me. 778 01:17:05,280 --> 01:17:09,035 You gave me a chance and I let you down. 779 01:17:09,120 --> 01:17:11,077 So I'm sorry, sir. 780 01:17:12,320 --> 01:17:14,073 Now I'm giving up. 781 01:17:15,360 --> 01:17:19,400 Just offering meself to you all to dish out any punishment, 782 01:17:19,480 --> 01:17:21,870 which I promise to accept. 783 01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:24,759 I can't be fairer than that, can I? 784 01:17:27,720 --> 01:17:29,871 Can I? 785 01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:38,999 It's obvious to us all that your failures have not been intentional. 786 01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:41,515 But the fact remains that you're useless. 787 01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:44,718 Yeah. I know. 788 01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:47,998 You will discontinue special training forthwith. 789 01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:52,233 And henceforward, your duties will be such that even you cannot fail. 790 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:58,313 - That'll be all. - Puckle, carry on. 791 01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:07,233 - You wish to say something, Puckle? - Yes, sir. 792 01:18:07,320 --> 01:18:09,960 Just for the record, you can jot this down, 793 01:18:10,040 --> 01:18:13,431 I reckon you're a very, very fair man. 794 01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:15,751 So thank you all. 795 01:18:21,480 --> 01:18:23,472 Left turn! 796 01:18:23,560 --> 01:18:25,233 Quick march! 797 01:18:57,640 --> 01:18:59,711 'Attention all personnel! 798 01:18:59,800 --> 01:19:02,998 'The moment for which we've been striving is upon us. 799 01:19:03,080 --> 01:19:05,879 'At 2200 hours, the rocket will be launched 800 01:19:05,960 --> 01:19:09,636 'and the Royal Navy will put a man into orbit. 801 01:19:09,720 --> 01:19:12,235 'This must be our finest hour. 802 01:19:12,320 --> 01:19:16,280 'England expects every man to do his duty.' 803 01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:27,997 (Whining) 804 01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:33,557 Come on, Bosun. 805 01:19:50,280 --> 01:19:52,397 Here you are, Bosun, darling. 806 01:20:00,840 --> 01:20:04,993 Well, hello. I haven't seen you before. 807 01:20:05,080 --> 01:20:07,675 No. Well...um... 808 01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:12,391 Don't worry. Any friend of Bosun is a friend of mine. 809 01:20:12,480 --> 01:20:14,073 Oh, well, that's good. 810 01:20:14,160 --> 01:20:17,790 Only cos, well... I'm just taking him for a walk. 811 01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:20,076 Well, I usually go with him. 812 01:20:20,160 --> 01:20:24,677 I mean, you don't mind if I come along too? 813 01:20:24,760 --> 01:20:27,878 No, no. I don't mind. 814 01:20:29,520 --> 01:20:31,273 Where shall we go? 815 01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:34,797 Well, Bosun usually goes to the woods. 816 01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:37,554 - The trees, you know. - Yeah. 817 01:20:39,520 --> 01:20:43,036 Come along, then, let's go. Ready, Bosun? 818 01:20:43,120 --> 01:20:45,396 (Bosun yips) 819 01:20:54,320 --> 01:20:57,791 We, er...usually take a rest here. 820 01:20:57,880 --> 01:21:00,156 Don't we, Bosun? 821 01:21:07,840 --> 01:21:09,797 Why don't you sit here? 822 01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:11,758 Yeah, well... 823 01:21:13,640 --> 01:21:15,711 Mm-hm. 824 01:21:21,680 --> 01:21:24,275 They usually sit closer to me. 825 01:21:34,520 --> 01:21:40,278 They, er...usually tie Bosun's lead around their ankle. 826 01:21:40,360 --> 01:21:42,477 Do they? 827 01:21:43,560 --> 01:21:46,951 Yeah, cos...that leaves their... 828 01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:48,599 Hm, yes. 829 01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:55,237 Now, that's better, isn't it? 830 01:21:58,720 --> 01:22:00,791 What do they usually do now? 831 01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:04,838 They usually put their arms about me. 832 01:22:06,920 --> 01:22:09,151 Then what do they usually do? 833 01:22:10,640 --> 01:22:12,916 They usually kiss me. 834 01:22:27,960 --> 01:22:29,917 And what do they do after that? 835 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:34,916 (Woman) Never mind about them. Can't you think of something? 836 01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:37,276 Well, um... 837 01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:41,473 Oh, yes. 838 01:22:56,280 --> 01:22:58,636 Bosun! Bosun! 839 01:23:00,800 --> 01:23:04,714 Here, miss, I've got your skirt! Bos...! 840 01:23:08,800 --> 01:23:10,553 Bosun! 841 01:23:11,640 --> 01:23:14,599 - You want me, sir? - Yes. Admiral wants Bosun. 842 01:23:14,680 --> 01:23:19,038 I haven't seen him since I gave him to Puckle. I haven't seen Puckle lately. 843 01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:22,875 - You'd better find him, quick. - Aye aye, sir. 844 01:23:22,960 --> 01:23:27,273 Gentlemen, it's nearly zero hour. Let's go the control room. 845 01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:30,592 - I trust Carruthers is briefed. - Yes, Admiral. 846 01:23:32,040 --> 01:23:36,353 - Anything wrong, Clayton? - No sign of Bosun. He's not back. 847 01:23:36,440 --> 01:23:38,875 - Knowles must find him! - Aye aye, sir. 848 01:23:44,600 --> 01:23:47,752 Knowles! Knowles! 849 01:23:49,640 --> 01:23:51,393 Puckle! 850 01:23:52,480 --> 01:23:53,914 Puckle! 851 01:23:55,840 --> 01:23:59,436 Bosun! Bosun! 852 01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:06,316 I wish I were going with you but I'm needed here. 853 01:24:06,400 --> 01:24:09,074 Goodbye, Carruthers, and good luck. 854 01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:17,998 Oh! I've dropped my glasses! 855 01:24:20,040 --> 01:24:23,477 Bosun! Bosun! 856 01:24:24,280 --> 01:24:25,600 Oi! 857 01:24:26,960 --> 01:24:28,633 Bosun! Bosun! 858 01:24:34,040 --> 01:24:35,713 Check completed. 859 01:24:37,080 --> 01:24:40,198 Clear launching site. All guards take cover. 860 01:24:40,280 --> 01:24:41,680 Aye aye, sir. 861 01:24:41,760 --> 01:24:44,195 (Alarm) 862 01:24:53,320 --> 01:24:56,631 Attention, Mr Carruthers. Zero minus 90. 863 01:24:56,720 --> 01:24:59,280 'Board ship and good luck.' 864 01:24:59,360 --> 01:25:02,876 Oh, dear. I shall just have to go without my glasses. 865 01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:27,114 Bosun! 866 01:25:28,120 --> 01:25:29,952 Bosun! 867 01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:43,915 Stand by for final signal. Code word Bosun. 868 01:25:47,120 --> 01:25:48,759 Bosun. Bosun? 869 01:25:48,840 --> 01:25:50,752 - Code word. - Close rocket door. 870 01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:52,559 Aye aye, sir. 871 01:25:59,400 --> 01:26:01,869 - Door closed and airtight. - Ignite jets. 872 01:26:02,920 --> 01:26:05,196 Jets ignited, sir. 873 01:26:09,440 --> 01:26:13,912 - Fuel ducts under maximum pressure. - Stand by master switch. Count down. 874 01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:17,357 Ten, nine, eight, seven, 875 01:26:17,440 --> 01:26:19,750 six, five, four, 876 01:26:19,840 --> 01:26:21,832 three, two, 877 01:26:21,920 --> 01:26:23,752 one, zero. 878 01:26:43,280 --> 01:26:47,513 Rocket dead on course, sir. Speed 25,000 miles an hour. 879 01:26:47,600 --> 01:26:50,559 First-stage rocket falling away now. 880 01:26:51,600 --> 01:26:53,557 Bosun is now in orbit, sir. 881 01:26:58,080 --> 01:27:00,549 Oh...crikey. 882 01:27:00,640 --> 01:27:03,075 How's that for a boffin, Admiral? 883 01:27:05,280 --> 01:27:07,749 Carruthers? But what's happened? 884 01:27:07,840 --> 01:27:11,311 - I lost my glasses. - Don't tell me the rocket went up empty? 885 01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:14,472 Someone's in it. Someone gave the code signal. 886 01:27:14,560 --> 01:27:16,233 Out of my way. 887 01:27:16,320 --> 01:27:19,836 Calling Bosun. Calling Bosun. Neptune calling Bosun. 888 01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:24,551 Give me that. This is the Commander in Chief. Who are you? 889 01:27:25,440 --> 01:27:28,114 3-7-0...9... 890 01:27:30,400 --> 01:27:34,314 - I can't remember, sir. - I repeat, who are you? 891 01:27:35,480 --> 01:27:38,359 Oh... Seaman Puckle, sir. 892 01:27:38,440 --> 01:27:40,750 - Puckle?! - Puckle? 893 01:27:40,840 --> 01:27:42,638 - Puckle? - Puckle?! 894 01:27:42,720 --> 01:27:45,360 Ordinary Seaman Puckle. 895 01:27:45,440 --> 01:27:48,433 Yes. Puckle. Showing initiative and guts. 896 01:27:48,520 --> 01:27:51,080 'As I said he would, as it should be.' 897 01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:55,712 The first man in space a rating from the Royal Navy. Well done, Puckle. 898 01:27:55,800 --> 01:28:00,113 'Well done! Let's have your report. What can you see out there?' 899 01:28:01,800 --> 01:28:05,077 Well, it's a sort of a football, sir. 900 01:28:05,160 --> 01:28:07,117 'That's the Earth, Puckle.' 901 01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:11,035 - Oh... Oh! - 'Steady, lad. Steady.' 902 01:28:11,120 --> 01:28:15,353 We all send our congratulations. You're the first spaceman ever. 903 01:28:15,440 --> 01:28:17,750 'Your place in history is assured.' 904 01:28:17,840 --> 01:28:21,311 Oh, well, I'm very grateful, sir. 905 01:28:21,400 --> 01:28:25,838 'Sir? Here, sir? Could I take the liberty of asking you a question?' 906 01:28:25,920 --> 01:28:29,516 - Certainly, my boy. - How am I gonna get down? 907 01:28:31,160 --> 01:28:35,757 Come, come, Puckle, don't be selfish. You can't have it all ways. 908 01:28:35,840 --> 01:28:38,435 Out of interest, how does he get down? 909 01:28:38,520 --> 01:28:43,640 That is the part of the operation where advanced intellect is essential. 910 01:28:43,720 --> 01:28:47,077 Oh, nonsense. Tell him what buttons to press. 911 01:28:47,160 --> 01:28:51,234 Very well. We can only try. Now, listen to me carefully, Puckle. 912 01:28:51,320 --> 01:28:55,314 Your only hope is skilful manipulation of the rear dorsal fin 913 01:28:55,400 --> 01:29:00,600 plus a gradual diminution of the fuel through the gas ignition ducts. 914 01:29:00,680 --> 01:29:03,798 Follow these instructions implicitly. 915 01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:06,349 One, throttle back lower air ducts. 916 01:29:06,440 --> 01:29:09,558 'Two, reduce pressure in the heavy water container 917 01:29:09,640 --> 01:29:13,839 'by depressing the third lever and disengaging the master switch. 918 01:29:13,920 --> 01:29:15,991 - 'Have you done that?' - Yes, sir. 919 01:29:16,080 --> 01:29:19,994 'Open your upper stratosphere vent to an angle of 45 degrees.' 920 01:29:20,080 --> 01:29:22,117 27, 28, 29... 921 01:29:22,200 --> 01:29:24,760 - 'Now gradually...' - Wait a minute! 922 01:29:24,840 --> 01:29:28,197 '..and open the high velocity release valve.' 923 01:29:30,480 --> 01:29:32,949 Sir! It's...it's smoking! 924 01:29:33,040 --> 01:29:35,157 Good heavens. 925 01:29:35,240 --> 01:29:39,029 - Is there a red panel light blinking? - Yes, sir. 926 01:29:40,400 --> 01:29:42,357 Admiral, there's no hope. 927 01:29:42,440 --> 01:29:45,831 Without a miracle, that rocket will disintegrate in 75 seconds. 928 01:29:45,920 --> 01:29:50,199 If I may say so, sir, he should be recommended for a posthumous award. 929 01:29:50,280 --> 01:29:52,237 Certainly. 930 01:29:52,320 --> 01:29:54,596 This is your Commander in Chief. 931 01:29:54,680 --> 01:29:56,717 Puckle, listen, lad... 932 01:29:56,800 --> 01:29:59,235 'It is my unhappy duty to inform you 933 01:29:59,320 --> 01:30:03,439 'that you have very little likelihood of returning to Earth.' 934 01:30:03,520 --> 01:30:06,399 Puckle... Puckle? 935 01:30:06,480 --> 01:30:08,073 Yes, sir? 936 01:30:08,160 --> 01:30:13,679 I suggest you manipulate whatever valves and controls you may think fit 937 01:30:13,760 --> 01:30:15,752 in the hope something happens. 938 01:30:18,040 --> 01:30:19,997 Aye aye, sir. 939 01:30:24,080 --> 01:30:27,312 Eenie meenie minie mo... 940 01:30:28,400 --> 01:30:32,155 I think I'll pull this one and... here we go. 941 01:30:39,920 --> 01:30:42,355 (Norman, echoing) 'Admiral!' 942 01:30:47,760 --> 01:30:50,798 Ayeee! Hey! 943 01:30:54,360 --> 01:30:56,033 (Speeded-up screaming) 944 01:30:57,520 --> 01:31:01,400 (Speeded-up screaming continues, indistinct) 945 01:31:11,200 --> 01:31:14,272 (Slowly) Oh, Captain Clayton! 946 01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:26,119 Will you try to get me back home? 947 01:31:36,520 --> 01:31:40,514 - It hasn't disintegrated yet. - But something's seriously wrong. 948 01:31:40,600 --> 01:31:43,672 Look at that. It's falling rapidly. 949 01:31:43,760 --> 01:31:47,834 - He deserves his wings for this. - He's probably got them already. 950 01:31:51,480 --> 01:31:56,111 I suggest we stand in silence while a brave man wrestles with fate. 951 01:32:08,040 --> 01:32:12,876 Bosun has crashed in the Pacific. 20 degrees south, 179 degrees west. 952 01:32:13,960 --> 01:32:17,670 Gentlemen, let us salute the memory of our gallant shipmate, 953 01:32:17,760 --> 01:32:20,150 Ordinary Seaman Puckle, RN. 954 01:32:23,600 --> 01:32:25,398 (Norman groaning) 955 01:32:26,480 --> 01:32:28,676 'Ahhh...' 956 01:32:31,840 --> 01:32:34,719 Puckle? Puckle? 957 01:32:34,800 --> 01:32:37,360 (♪ Hawaiian guitar) 958 01:32:39,320 --> 01:32:41,516 'Puckle? 959 01:32:47,080 --> 01:32:48,912 'Puckle, are you all right?' 960 01:32:50,840 --> 01:32:52,433 Aye aye, sir. 961 01:32:52,520 --> 01:32:54,352 'Stay where you are.' 962 01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:58,198 Thank you, sir. 963 01:33:00,240 --> 01:33:04,234 'We know your position. We'll have you away in no time.' 964 01:33:05,320 --> 01:33:06,800 Oh, aye aye, sir. 965 01:33:06,880 --> 01:33:09,714 'Meanwhile, make the best of things.' 966 01:33:11,120 --> 01:33:12,839 Aye aye, sir! 967 01:33:12,920 --> 01:33:15,480 'And, Puckle... 968 01:33:15,560 --> 01:33:19,315 'Continue to uphold the traditions of the Royal Navy.' 969 01:33:22,840 --> 01:33:25,275 Aye aye, sir. 970 01:33:25,360 --> 01:33:27,920 (♪ Rule Britannia) 67268

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