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It's so awesome.

He's actually in a band, too. They're actually going to play at a homecoming,

it's awesome.

Yeah. Kind of draw them with, like, to be their name, you know? Yeah, exactly,

exactly. I mean, he's just so sweet to me, Mom. He's just, like, honestly, I

think he might be the one. Like, I'm so excited that we're going to meet him.

Oh, we will. Let's pump the break.

Pump, fuck the jam.

You know, meet you.

I'm so young right now, and I feel like I have to be thinking about the one. I

feel like you being so young, you're easily influenced by society, the media,

even religion. They all tell us that monogamy is the only way.

That's bullshit.

But I mean, don't you believe in true love, kind of? You can be truly in love

with somebody and not have to be monogamous with them.

Take your father, for instance.

That man, he, he, when he got me in the bedroom, it was just,

I just knew that I wanted to be with him.

But that wasn't before I went and experienced my 15 guy gangbang. Oh, my

God, Mom, Mom, please, please, you don't have to, please, no, let's not go

there. I understand.

I mean, he knew about all of that, and he still loves me for me.

You can connect with somebody on a sexual level and not be in love with

while still being in love with somebody else.

And then it can be an open relationship.

They can go off and do their thing. You can do your thing.

Everything's honest, consensual, safe, first and foremost, always wear condoms.

You know, this is just the kind of stuff that I want you to consider.

in your 20s.

Okay, and I hear you, Mom, and I really do.

And, yeah, I guess I could see trying to be a little more open -minded, I guess.

Yeah, open -minded. And you never know. Your guy might like that.

Well, I mean, I guess I kind of understand Mom about being open -minded,

mean, he's just so perfect. I mean, straight A's, music player, like...

What if he's not like that? You know, what if I can't go do a 15 -night gay

thing and then he's gonna look at me the same, you know? How do you know?

Then he's not the guy for you, honey.

But what if he is? I mean, you just have to meet him, Mom, okay? Like, you're

gonna love him. I promise you will. I absolutely will love him.

I'm sure. Just don't forget.

There are 10 Korean bits on every street corner. You don't have to settle down

with just one if you don't want to. That's all I'm going to say about it. No

more.

Okay, Mom.

I guess I'll keep it in my mind.

But tonight, can we just focus on my boyfriend?

Yes, let's focus on him. Me and him. Me loving him.

I'm really excited that you're doing this. We'll give him all of our

Thank you, Mom. Thank you so much. I love you. We love you.

It's so hot in that little dress. Oh, thank you. Really? I wanted to, you

look a little cute from when you came over, so.

Success. Oh my gosh, you're here, Mom. I'm so excited.

Hi,

Ryan.

Thank you for coming.

Yeah, of course.

Mom.

the famous Ryan, the infamous Ryan that I've heard so much about.

Hello, Mrs. Jensen. It's nice to meet you.

Danny. Call me Danny.

He's so sweet, isn't he? So sweet.

Well, I hope you enjoy this lovely meal that we've prepared. Wow, this looks

really good. Here, let me... You're so nice.

Thank you.

Upon having you as our guest tonight. So, I hope you do genuinely enjoy

every last bite.

I will take it personally if you don't finish it all, so fair warning.

Alright.

Cheers. Thank you for having me.

Yes, I have been anxious to put a face to the name.

But you know I've already told her all about you. Yes, yes.

And I'm here to see if it is actually true or not.

But don't be intimidated. We always joke around here in this house, and we just

like to say, if we're not making fun of you, then that's when you really have to

worry. Yeah, pretty much.

So how was it?

It was delicious.

It was good.

Good. And, you know, my mom, she actually really likes musicians, too. I

her that you play guitar.

So, got you some brownie points there.

I met up with a few musicians back in my day.

I wouldn't say I was a groupie, necessarily.

But I had a lot of fun, nonetheless.

I wanted to have a band back in high school, though.

Oh, yeah?

Just all right.

Well, maybe you'll have to serenade us.

Sometimes.

And see just how on point your skills are.

But I'm told that you're actually skilled in many different fields.

Yeah, I look a little bit here about a historian and about like a straight A's.

My smart little man.

Yeah, you just got to do your homework. It's not that hard.

What about sports? Do you involve in any sports?

Yeah, I'm a quarterback actually. I guess I do.

I do everything.

No,

not, uh, yes.

Yes. Yeah.

Well, uh, yeah, I mean, you, I love, I love hearing about all these amazing

accomplishments of yours and how did you meet again?

Oh, we actually met when we were both going to get books for school, and so I

was looking for a book, and he grabbed the last one, and so I wanted it really

badly, and he was just such a gentleman, so he made sure I got it so I could get

my studies done, because he was actually heading to class already.

But yeah, I mean, he's a complete and total gentleman.

That's what I like to hear, because I'm...

Sure, you would understand that if I find out otherwise.

I think he's a little done in the house.

No. He's great. No, enough said.

He has nothing to worry about. He's my little sweetheart. I love him.

Oh my goodness.

I spent all day playing over him. That's dope.

I'm just tickled pink that you like it so much.

It came out really good, too.

Honey?

Oh, my God.

You guys are just too fucking cute. I just can't right now. I can't eat it.

It's so good, Mom. Thank you.

Such a sweetheart skipping practice to come see me and meet my mom.

Just down the street.

Yeah, regular old knife and shiny armor.

I told you he's a real sweetheart, though.

Like I said, mommy's perfect.

Now do you kind of get what I was saying earlier?

Yeah, but I feel like, you know, you can't really tell until you've

been with somebody for an extended period of time.

Sounds awesome.

Right.

I know that my daughter has told me all these

wonderful things about you, but why don't you tell me a little bit about

yourself?

I'm still a good student and a good...

Boyfriend and... Don't be so shy, honey. Tell us about all your accomplishments.

Don't be nervous. All your classes, valedictorian.

What I want to know is how many... How many girls have you been with?

Oh, um... Or, and... Are you open -minded?

Are you okay with the thought of, you know, being with other people while

in a committed relationship?

You know, consensual, honest?

Safe with condoms with other people, of course.

Because, you know, I was just telling my daughter that you can't let society and

religion and the media tell you that monogamy is the only way. Because, you

what? There is no one right way to be happy.

Period. So you just have to do whatever works best for you.

And, you know, how do you feel about gangbanging?

Mom! Mom, seriously!

Come on!

Come on. We're here to meet each other. We don't have to get that all in. We're

adults here. We're adults here. But on your birthday, you couldn't wait until,

like, next time, or dessert at least, before asking something like that? It's

fine. No, no, it's fine. That's totally understandable.

I mean, I'm sure I'll have even more questions about dessert, but... I'm not

sure I know how to answer.

I'm so sorry, honey.

That was...

I can't believe you're trying to embarrass me, mom. I'm not. I just want

guys to be open -minded is all.

And, you know, when you think that somebody is the one, then you make your

happiness about their happiness. And you can lose sight of yourself.

And I just don't want that to happen to either one of you.

Whatever I have to do to stay with you guys.

Like I told you, I'm really happy with you.

So, I mean, I don't see us going anywhere, right?

Um, I can go to the bathroom.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

It's on the left, okay, Brian?

Okay.

Wow. Yeah.

Did you say first door on the left?

Yeah, yeah.

Okay.

Okay. Thank you.

my god

Thank you.

Mom, do you need help with the drinks?

No, oh my God.

I'm good.

Just take a seat, relax.

Are you sure everything's okay?

Yes, you know, I just had so much fun finding which bottle of wine that I

thought would complement dinner the most. And so I just, I got caught up,

know me, I get caught up in a little detail and I just...

lose my mind. So why don't you just go enjoy dinner.

You guys go see your movie.

And I'll be right out with my wine.

Once I figure out which bottle I want.

It may take a little bit longer.

But I'll be back.

Okay. Love you.

Okay. Bye.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.