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Used to stand here all day,
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just hoping for a glimpse of Elvis.
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But today, we get to go inside
and see how the king lived.
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In 1957, a 22-year-old Elvis Presley
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gave his parents $100,000
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and charged them with
finding a farmhouse-like property
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with enough space around
it to ensure his privacy.
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Three months later, Elvis's
parents found Graceland.
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Welcome to the iconic jungle room.
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Hey, did you hear the news that
a bus full of Elvis impersonators
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actually crashed on their
way to an Elvis convention?
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He'd sometimes spend weeks
on end here in the TV room.
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Elvis also spent a lot of
time in his bedroom upstairs.
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But unfortunately, there
are still areas of the house
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that are off-limits except to family.
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So, unless you're Priscilla in disguise...
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- You get my pringles?
- Yeah, I got 'em.
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They change anything on the tour?
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They changed the jungle room joke.
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Here, take 'em with food, please.
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You. I asked for sour cream and onion.
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Yeah, well, I like salt and vinegar.
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Guess you do.
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Need anything else?
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Annie, what was the new joke?
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A group of Elvis impersonators crashed.
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They were all shook up.
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I'll see you later. Don't forget your pills.
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Mom, I'm back.
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Mom?
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Are you awake?
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Mom?
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Mom!
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She was the first in her family
to step foot outside the county,
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attending the university of Tennessee,
and later, Duke medical school.
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Sadly, her mental health
caused her to retreat
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from her once-promising path...
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Just... Patient's had a
persistent cough since April.
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No history of, smoking
or any lung issues.
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Patient's likely... I think
I'd... I'd r-recommend
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that he...
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I see here that the
patient is on ace inhibitors
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for hypertension, which
can cause a dry cough.
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Let's talk to your team
about switching meds.
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That's right.
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Annie, why don't you take the next one?
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Okay.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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My name is Annie Clay.
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I'm a third-year medical student
working with Dr. Talcott today.
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- Okay.
- What seems to be the problem?
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Yeah, I have this intense
pain in my lower leg,
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like a cramp, but much, much worse.
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Is this due to any trauma,
like a physical injury?
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- Do you mind if i...
- no. Yeah.
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No, I, was at work,
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and, I was sitting at my desk,
and all of a sudden, it just...
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Yeah.
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I...
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I'm gonna recommend...
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It... I... w-we should get you
tested for deep vein thrombosis.
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It's, if... you might be at risk
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if you're sedentary
for long periods of time.
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And...
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We could get you an
ultrasound and put you on...
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Annie? Annie!
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- Someone get a gurney.
- Anticoagulants.
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Pinch your breath. Lie down.
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- I'm okay, I'm okay.
- Okay.
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Excuse me?
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Hello?
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Ma'am? Excuse me?
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Sorry, but, we not having
any more visitors today.
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Okay... okay.
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I'm Gayle Edwards.
I'm Graceland security.
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You can't park here.
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Okay. Okay.
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- You okay, kid?
- No, I'm not.
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No, I...
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I just dropped out of medical school.
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I have no family and no job,
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and I don't know what I'm gonna do,
and I don't even know why I'm here.
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I just drove here, and I...
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I will move my car.
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You know what?
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The old-ass tour guides
here keep droppin' dead.
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You know anything about Elvis?
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Too much.
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Why?
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Alright, welcome.
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In 1957, Elvis Presley
gave his parents $100,000
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to find him a farmhouse-like property
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with enough space around
it to ensure his privacy.
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To protect the privacy of his home,
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Elvis installed a security wall
as well as a two-way mirror
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at the top of his stairs so he
could see who was in his house.
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To this day, the upper
levels remain off-limits.
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And did you hear about the
bus of Elvis impersonators
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that actually crashed on its
way to an Elvis convention?
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No? Well, luckily, no one was injured,
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but we did hear they were all shook up.
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Alright.
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We're not gonna get in trouble?
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No, no, nobody knows.
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Isn't it beautiful?
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Wow.
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It's like my Graceland paradise.
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You know, I bet we could
see parts of the river from here.
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- For real?
- Let me adjust the latitude.
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Yep, there. And parts of Arkansas.
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Look.
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Wow. How'd you get so smart, kid?
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Man!
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Hi, guys.
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You're my favorite, but
don't tell any of them.
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That's between you and me, okay?
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Regardless of whose home
Graceland actually was,
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it's the place that Elvis Presley
felt the safest in the world.
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Annie!
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What is going on? Ev... why...
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- have you seen the news?
- No.
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Three hours ago,
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what scientists are calling
a massive mega caldera,
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- or super volcano...
- I said we're leaving.
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I don't give a fuck about getting a refund.
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No, I know. You're right, I'm sorry.
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What is that?
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My god! Get away from the edge!
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Get away from the edge!
Get away from the edge!
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I would say we played a fucking role...
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america, I know you're aware
of the situation we now face...
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Gayle, look at me. You
need to go across the street
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to the visitor center and
get everything you can.
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Clothing, candles, food that
doesn't need to be refrigerated.
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- Whatever you can carry.
- Okay, are you serious right now?
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- Yes!
- I mean, where am I supposed
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- to put all that?
- The basement, the TV room.
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- Okay. Okay, okay. Move, move, move!
- Go. Go, go, go.
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You're not thinking about this correctly.
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- It's not a wave...
- I'm telling you this
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so that you can make decisions
based on where you wanna be right now
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and who you wanna be with.
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This position that I have
held, I didn't always want it.
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Most certainly didn't always like it.
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But it has... it's provided me access
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to people all over this country.
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And one thing has
constantly struck me as true.
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That despite all the
ugliness in our world...
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Despite our tendency to
focus on the grotesque...
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And the conflict, despite all of that...
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You... you are inherently decent.
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Jesus!
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Okay, I got a shit ton of
stuff from the restaurant.
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- Can you help me unload the cart?
- Take that.
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- Okay.
- Okay. I'll go get everything.
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Ooh.
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- Careful, careful.
- Ooh, this is killing my back.
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Okay. You can do this, Gayle.
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Shit! God.
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You guys. I'm so sorry,
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but it's not safe here for you anymore.
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Go. Go.
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Go!
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Annie.
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Holy shit.
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We don't have much time.
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If you are in a metropolitan area,
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get to a fallout shelter or
underground as you can.
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My god, come on.
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Gayle!
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Ooh.
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How's the... how's the leg this morning?
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- Not good.
- 'Kay, scale of one to 10,
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- how's the pain?
- Seventy-four.
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Alright, I'll check it.
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Let me see.
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So, even though I reset
the bone, we need to...
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Yeah, I'm concerned about the infection.
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We need to keep the
wound and the stitches clean.
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Why are the batteries still not working?
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I don't know.
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You supposed to be the smart one.
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I'm the hot one.
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Breathe. Take a deep breath.
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I'm the hot one. You're the smart one.
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We should go up on the roof.
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See what's happening.
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- No, we can't expose ourselves.
- No.
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I'm pretty sure, had there
been a nuclear explosion,
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we would've heard it.
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Bomb?
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No, I don't think so.
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I think it's a chemical plant.
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You know, if you just leave
'em sitting there, they...
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- Boom.
- Yeah.
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Hi.
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How you feeling?
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I've been better, kid.
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Let me help you.
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- There you go.
- Thank you.
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Hey, it... it looks a lot worse than it is.
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Okay.
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Trust me, it just... it
just needs some time.
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You know, I've,
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I went searching through the
house and I found something
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that I think might cheer you up.
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I don't know if you're ready.
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Are you lookin' at me?
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You be lookin' at me?
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What? You did him so corny.
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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Fuck.
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Can I ask you a question?
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If it's summer, why is it fucking freezing?
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Looks like the ash
cloud's blotting out the sun.
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For how long?
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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Annie?
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I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
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We have... have to build a fire.
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We can't. The smoke will
draw too much attention.
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There are no more of his fur
coats or capes for us to wear.
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Don't waste that stuff on me.
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You think I'm trying to keep you warm?
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This is for both of us.
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It's gonna be okay.
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Annie.
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Yeah?
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I think what you did worked.
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I'm... I'm not cold anymore.
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You did it.
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You saved me.
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How'd you get so smart, kid?
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My mom was the smart one.
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She's... she's watching you.
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And she's so proud of you.
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You're doing so good,
Gayle. You're doing so good.
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You're so beautiful.
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Shit.
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Open can of beans,
fresh. Someone's here.
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Dining room's clear.
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A lot of rooms back here.
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My god.
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Okay.
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This room's clear too!
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Looks like they jumped out the balcony.
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Not here either.
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No!
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I'm not alone! There's others here.
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- And they're armed!
- Hey! Hey!
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How we looking down there, boys?
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- One set of utensils, one bed.
- Hey!
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She's alone.
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Okay.
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Now, can we please start over?
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Okay. Where are the cars?
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Stop.
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Stop.
260
00:23:05,053 --> 00:23:07,222
Elvis had a shit ton of
cars and we wanna see 'em.
261
00:23:14,771 --> 00:23:16,624
I... I don't... I don't know. I
don't know where they are.
262
00:23:16,648 --> 00:23:19,377
We had some here.
263
00:23:19,401 --> 00:23:21,588
The others were across
the street in the exhibit hall,
264
00:23:21,612 --> 00:23:23,412
but I haven't been
there in years. I don't...
265
00:23:28,410 --> 00:23:29,703
You too.
266
00:23:46,136 --> 00:23:47,387
They call me link.
267
00:23:49,556 --> 00:23:50,849
We'll do intros later.
268
00:23:54,728 --> 00:23:56,146
Come here, sit.
269
00:24:13,789 --> 00:24:16,917
It's, a peace offering. You look cold.
270
00:24:21,588 --> 00:24:23,608
How'd you get to Graceland?
271
00:24:23,632 --> 00:24:25,801
I was a tour guide here
when it all happened.
272
00:24:26,802 --> 00:24:28,804
You've been here alone the entire time?
273
00:24:41,566 --> 00:24:43,461
Looks like you never built a fire.
274
00:24:43,485 --> 00:24:45,237
I didn't want anyone to see the smoke.
275
00:24:46,238 --> 00:24:48,573
I didn't want anyone to know I was here.
276
00:24:49,950 --> 00:24:50,951
Smart.
277
00:24:53,996 --> 00:24:55,598
Well...
278
00:24:55,622 --> 00:24:58,250
I absolutely love what
you've done with the place.
279
00:25:12,222 --> 00:25:15,743
It must have been hard
being here... on your own.
280
00:25:15,767 --> 00:25:17,311
I've been alone before.
281
00:25:19,271 --> 00:25:20,939
Must have been hard all the same.
282
00:26:01,021 --> 00:26:02,938
I really must insist
we get this thing tune...
283
00:26:04,983 --> 00:26:08,320
fuck. Jesus Christ.
284
00:26:20,415 --> 00:26:22,727
Fuck!
285
00:26:22,751 --> 00:26:25,253
I wasn't gonna hurt you, okay?
286
00:26:31,301 --> 00:26:33,303
Enough for all of us.
287
00:26:49,361 --> 00:26:51,756
Yeah, geiger, next time,
pick a smaller boar to kill.
288
00:26:51,780 --> 00:26:54,824
Hey, man, you guys said get
enough for everybody, so I don't know.
289
00:27:01,498 --> 00:27:02,850
I'm gonna give it to you
straight, but I want you
290
00:27:02,874 --> 00:27:04,102
to keep an open mind about it.
291
00:27:04,126 --> 00:27:06,479
This is the deal, alright?
We Jack a sailboat.
292
00:27:06,503 --> 00:27:08,689
Already a bad start. Terrible start.
293
00:27:08,713 --> 00:27:10,172
No, just hear me out!
294
00:27:14,136 --> 00:27:16,781
- Chef's making bacon.
- Wild boar.
295
00:27:16,805 --> 00:27:19,391
Still qualifies. Sit.
296
00:27:27,899 --> 00:27:29,377
Little appetizer.
297
00:27:29,401 --> 00:27:31,069
You were in that room for three days.
298
00:27:34,948 --> 00:27:36,717
Eat. Drink.
299
00:27:36,741 --> 00:27:39,327
Alright? You can relax.
We're not the bad guys.
300
00:27:43,123 --> 00:27:45,351
Though I will admit to
not being my best self
301
00:27:45,375 --> 00:27:48,479
since the grade-two concussion
you gave the best piano player
302
00:27:48,503 --> 00:27:49,753
this place has seen in years.
303
00:27:58,013 --> 00:28:00,366
So, the good news, after three years,
304
00:28:00,390 --> 00:28:02,851
things are better out
there than you think.
305
00:28:03,977 --> 00:28:07,230
I asked you your name
before, but you spat on me.
306
00:28:08,231 --> 00:28:11,210
- Twice.
- Yes, twice. Thank you, geiger.
307
00:28:11,234 --> 00:28:13,588
This is geiger. He's great at counting.
308
00:28:13,612 --> 00:28:14,905
You got a name?
309
00:28:16,364 --> 00:28:17,633
Annie.
310
00:28:17,657 --> 00:28:20,011
- Annie, my name is...
- link.
311
00:28:20,035 --> 00:28:21,244
Yeah, you said.
312
00:28:22,454 --> 00:28:24,640
Left a Mark.
313
00:28:24,664 --> 00:28:28,519
A little about me, since I don't
exactly have Instagram anymore,
314
00:28:28,543 --> 00:28:31,314
when the shit hit the fan,
I was living in louisville.
315
00:28:31,338 --> 00:28:34,775
Dropped out of college, got a job at rei,
316
00:28:34,799 --> 00:28:38,696
and I heard the words "super
volcano" and "ash cloud" on the news,
317
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:42,200
and I grabbed as much north
face swag as I possibly could.
318
00:28:42,224 --> 00:28:44,368
Everyone else was making
a run, you know, for guns
319
00:28:44,392 --> 00:28:47,163
and for toilet paper, while I was shoving
320
00:28:47,187 --> 00:28:50,458
antarctic-rated sleeping
bags in my Ford focus.
321
00:28:50,482 --> 00:28:52,210
Saved my life.
322
00:28:52,234 --> 00:28:53,860
No, I saved your life.
323
00:28:53,985 --> 00:28:56,339
It's my story, geiger.
Can I tell it for once?
324
00:28:56,363 --> 00:28:59,425
I'm just asking for a little
fidelity to the truth, partner.
325
00:28:59,449 --> 00:29:01,552
I mean, when I found you,
326
00:29:01,576 --> 00:29:03,763
you were in a sleeping
bag crying like a toddler.
327
00:29:03,787 --> 00:29:05,139
So, let's not make it out
328
00:29:05,163 --> 00:29:06,933
like you were Richard
hatch or something.
329
00:29:06,957 --> 00:29:08,351
- Richard hatch is...
- yeah, I know.
330
00:29:08,375 --> 00:29:10,811
He won the first season of survivor.
331
00:29:10,835 --> 00:29:12,188
Nice.
332
00:29:12,212 --> 00:29:15,066
Anyway, geiger here fed me.
333
00:29:15,090 --> 00:29:17,360
Not because he loved me instantly,
334
00:29:17,384 --> 00:29:19,987
but because he needed
another set of hands.
335
00:29:20,011 --> 00:29:21,280
Go ahead.
336
00:29:21,304 --> 00:29:23,032
We tell this story a lot. This is his part.
337
00:29:23,056 --> 00:29:25,368
I was recruiting a crew to go around
338
00:29:25,392 --> 00:29:29,247
and safely shut down all
the nuclear power plants.
339
00:29:29,271 --> 00:29:32,333
There's 94 in the country.
All of them are just meltdowns
340
00:29:32,357 --> 00:29:34,377
waiting to happen if they're abandoned.
341
00:29:34,401 --> 00:29:36,045
- And that's job one.
- Yeah.
342
00:29:36,069 --> 00:29:37,797
We've been everywhere
this side of Mississippi
343
00:29:37,821 --> 00:29:39,364
that isn't underwater.
344
00:29:40,991 --> 00:29:42,826
So, how much do you
know about what happened?
345
00:29:45,287 --> 00:29:48,849
Best we can... actually,
well, this is urkel's section.
346
00:29:48,873 --> 00:29:50,583
We call him... we call
him urkel because...
347
00:29:50,607 --> 00:29:51,686
if she knew Richard hatch,
348
00:29:51,710 --> 00:29:53,688
I'm guessing she can crack urkel.
349
00:29:53,712 --> 00:29:56,482
Thanks. Best we can tell,
350
00:29:56,506 --> 00:29:58,651
volcanic eruption didn't
just create a Tsunami
351
00:29:58,675 --> 00:30:01,028
that flooded the coastal areas.
352
00:30:01,052 --> 00:30:03,406
It was so intense, the ash cloud
353
00:30:03,430 --> 00:30:06,200
went into the stratosphere
and circled the earth,
354
00:30:06,224 --> 00:30:09,728
cooling the planet by
20 degrees or more.
355
00:30:10,645 --> 00:30:12,540
I have a theory that
one of the world powers
356
00:30:12,564 --> 00:30:16,043
had a secret emp device
that knocked out all electronics.
357
00:30:16,067 --> 00:30:18,087
- I mean, anything with a battery...
- Alright, alright, alright.
358
00:30:18,111 --> 00:30:20,256
Don't let him go down the emp road,
359
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,216
otherwise, you'll be
praying for another Tsunami.
360
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:23,325
- Trust me.
- We'll talk.
361
00:30:24,492 --> 00:30:26,411
Upshot is...
362
00:30:29,456 --> 00:30:31,851
It was bad. It was really fucking bad.
363
00:30:31,875 --> 00:30:35,771
We believe that we lost
two-thirds of the U.S. population,
364
00:30:35,795 --> 00:30:39,025
the first 40% from the
Tsunami that hit the coast,
365
00:30:39,049 --> 00:30:43,970
the next 27% from, I don't
know, societal collapse, starvation.
366
00:30:45,388 --> 00:30:48,951
Any survivors that we meet
now are people in groups
367
00:30:48,975 --> 00:30:50,786
who have figured out
how to work together,
368
00:30:50,810 --> 00:30:54,123
and most importantly, how to
grow food in these conditions.
369
00:30:54,147 --> 00:30:56,834
And speaking of!
370
00:30:56,858 --> 00:31:00,296
Hey, big papi here was impressed
with your plant in the window.
371
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,238
Yeah. Needs more light, though.
372
00:31:03,615 --> 00:31:08,012
So, you guys, where can I
get some motherfucking bacon?
373
00:31:08,036 --> 00:31:09,722
Boom.
374
00:31:09,746 --> 00:31:12,099
Ooh, yeah. Man, I love this.
375
00:31:12,123 --> 00:31:13,500
Hey.
376
00:31:14,417 --> 00:31:17,104
You don't have to hide in your room.
377
00:31:17,128 --> 00:31:18,314
Okay?
378
00:31:18,338 --> 00:31:20,900
Hopefully, you don't mind
having a few new roommates
379
00:31:20,924 --> 00:31:22,151
for the next few days.
380
00:31:22,175 --> 00:31:24,427
We'll be out of your hair soon.
381
00:31:25,345 --> 00:31:27,054
Spring break can't last forever.
382
00:31:47,742 --> 00:31:49,553
Holy shit!
383
00:31:49,577 --> 00:31:51,347
The king does not disappoint, gentlemen.
384
00:31:51,371 --> 00:31:53,265
Alright, let's see what we got.
385
00:31:53,289 --> 00:31:54,832
You feeling that, that's yours.
386
00:31:59,629 --> 00:32:01,881
Don't worry, ma'am.
We're not gonna take 'em.
387
00:32:02,715 --> 00:32:05,694
Just some parts. Cars are
pretty much worthless now.
388
00:32:05,718 --> 00:32:07,679
Fucker.
389
00:32:08,638 --> 00:32:10,181
- You alright?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
390
00:32:11,182 --> 00:32:13,059
- Good?
- Yeah, yeah. It's fine.
391
00:32:15,562 --> 00:32:18,124
The only access in
here is from the south.
392
00:32:18,148 --> 00:32:21,168
I think we should stage
here, set up a perimeter.
393
00:32:21,192 --> 00:32:23,712
This place is gonna be seriously fortified.
394
00:32:23,736 --> 00:32:25,840
Do we have the firepower? Yes.
395
00:32:25,864 --> 00:32:29,117
Even if we get in, how
are we gonna find her?
396
00:32:30,743 --> 00:32:32,870
Hey, we're just planning
our next road trip.
397
00:32:35,081 --> 00:32:36,665
Okay.
398
00:32:43,882 --> 00:32:46,902
Yeah, we, we all take
those. Preventative.
399
00:32:46,926 --> 00:32:49,989
- Potassium iodide?
- Yeah.
400
00:32:50,013 --> 00:32:52,098
You know, this is only
good for hyperthyroidism.
401
00:32:53,183 --> 00:32:54,976
It doesn't help with radiation exposure.
402
00:32:55,977 --> 00:32:57,145
Thanks, we know.
403
00:33:00,982 --> 00:33:03,210
How long your wrist been like that?
404
00:33:03,234 --> 00:33:04,628
Couple months.
405
00:33:04,652 --> 00:33:07,047
You know, saving the world,
it gets rough sometimes.
406
00:33:07,071 --> 00:33:09,282
It hurts, but I can manage.
407
00:33:10,450 --> 00:33:12,368
I think it's just a scaphoid fracture.
408
00:33:13,786 --> 00:33:15,514
- What?
- It's a small bone near the base
409
00:33:15,538 --> 00:33:18,642
of your thumb. I can reset it.
410
00:33:18,666 --> 00:33:20,853
- Come here.
- Yeah? If...
411
00:33:20,877 --> 00:33:26,650
My hands are cold, but just... Yeah, okay.
412
00:33:26,674 --> 00:33:28,819
Ye... oof. Yeah, you
have to find the bone,
413
00:33:28,843 --> 00:33:32,615
and then kind of just, like,
knock it back into place.
414
00:33:32,639 --> 00:33:33,908
Sorry, you okay?
415
00:33:33,932 --> 00:33:35,159
Yeah.
416
00:33:35,183 --> 00:33:37,203
- Oof.
- I'll... I'll make you a splint,
417
00:33:37,227 --> 00:33:39,079
but you should probably try not
to use it for the next few weeks.
418
00:33:39,103 --> 00:33:40,104
Alright.
419
00:33:41,105 --> 00:33:42,148
Thanks.
420
00:34:07,549 --> 00:34:09,318
You remember this place?
421
00:34:09,342 --> 00:34:11,582
I can't wait to hear about all
your adventures. Come on.
422
00:34:13,012 --> 00:34:14,847
It looks like you've been through a lot.
423
00:34:15,848 --> 00:34:18,141
I missed you so much.
424
00:34:28,236 --> 00:34:30,881
Sorry, I didn't know anyone was up here.
425
00:34:30,905 --> 00:34:32,716
No. I hope this is okay.
426
00:34:32,740 --> 00:34:34,617
I'll... I'll move it back when I'm done.
427
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,161
Yeah.
428
00:34:51,050 --> 00:34:52,736
I wondered if we'd
ever see the stars again
429
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,429
after that ash cloud was up there.
430
00:34:56,055 --> 00:34:59,726
Do you ever see any satellites?
They look like shooting stars.
431
00:35:01,477 --> 00:35:03,687
They're all starting to
fall out of the sky now.
432
00:35:11,738 --> 00:35:12,947
I have.
433
00:35:15,658 --> 00:35:18,453
Yeah, I wondered why there
were so many shooting stars.
434
00:35:24,876 --> 00:35:26,294
Satellites.
435
00:35:28,504 --> 00:35:29,797
Of course.
436
00:35:32,383 --> 00:35:34,761
Man, I used to fucking love telescopes.
437
00:35:36,137 --> 00:35:37,263
Outer space.
438
00:35:43,019 --> 00:35:45,355
Went to Florida when I was a kid.
439
00:35:46,356 --> 00:35:49,418
And my sister would
not stop going on and on
440
00:35:49,442 --> 00:35:51,795
about Disney world,
441
00:35:51,819 --> 00:35:54,030
but I was way more
hyped on cape canaveral.
442
00:35:55,198 --> 00:35:57,051
You ever been?
443
00:35:57,075 --> 00:35:58,868
No? Aw, man, it was the shit.
444
00:35:59,911 --> 00:36:02,640
I mean, it's not there anymore since...
445
00:36:02,664 --> 00:36:04,916
over a decade ago.
446
00:36:06,417 --> 00:36:08,312
How old are you?
447
00:36:08,336 --> 00:36:11,297
It's hard to keep track,
but I think I turned...
448
00:36:12,548 --> 00:36:13,883
25 this year?
449
00:36:14,801 --> 00:36:16,219
You're 25?
450
00:36:17,220 --> 00:36:20,199
- Wow.
- I mean, it's been a rough few years.
451
00:36:20,223 --> 00:36:22,534
It's not easy to maintain
a skincare routine.
452
00:36:22,558 --> 00:36:24,078
No, I think it's just the beard.
453
00:36:24,102 --> 00:36:26,497
Well, the beard makes
me look like a leader.
454
00:36:26,521 --> 00:36:28,321
The beard makes you
look like Charles man son.
455
00:36:30,775 --> 00:36:31,776
Okay.
456
00:36:45,081 --> 00:36:47,917
That was me my
freshman year of college.
457
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,355
Wow. You're a baby.
458
00:36:51,379 --> 00:36:54,215
- Yep.
- Cute.
459
00:36:57,176 --> 00:37:00,221
You can keep it if you want.
460
00:37:02,432 --> 00:37:03,599
Thank you.
461
00:37:07,145 --> 00:37:08,730
Why do they call you link?
462
00:37:09,897 --> 00:37:12,024
It's the main guy from Zelda.
463
00:37:14,444 --> 00:37:17,423
Yeah. We seem like
a bunch of bad-asses,
464
00:37:17,447 --> 00:37:21,325
but we're actually just a bunch of
nerds who outlasted the popular kids.
465
00:37:22,702 --> 00:37:24,787
I kinda got that.
466
00:37:27,248 --> 00:37:29,500
Well, we are in fact leaving tomorrow.
467
00:37:30,793 --> 00:37:33,689
We're part of this bigger group of people
468
00:37:33,713 --> 00:37:38,051
going out west to try
and restart the world.
469
00:37:40,219 --> 00:37:41,971
I gotta be in St. Louis by next week.
470
00:37:43,389 --> 00:37:45,683
Why are you going up to St.
Louis if you're heading west?
471
00:37:46,684 --> 00:37:49,562
Because you don't want to be
crossing the river into Arkansas.
472
00:37:51,105 --> 00:37:52,857
It's not so bad anymore, but...
473
00:37:54,525 --> 00:37:56,277
There's still some bad pockets.
474
00:37:57,528 --> 00:37:59,113
Like, you see right over there?
475
00:38:00,490 --> 00:38:02,825
See just across the river?
476
00:38:03,826 --> 00:38:05,078
That's a bad pocket.
477
00:38:09,373 --> 00:38:12,853
So, since it's our last night,
478
00:38:12,877 --> 00:38:15,129
what are your dinner plans?
479
00:38:16,547 --> 00:38:20,402
Because there's this new
place just opened up downstairs,
480
00:38:20,426 --> 00:38:22,613
and they just got a new chef last week
481
00:38:22,637 --> 00:38:25,098
who's just completely
revamped the menu.
482
00:38:39,153 --> 00:38:41,381
Okay? At least I look sharp.
483
00:38:41,405 --> 00:38:43,258
I look sharp, you're in a sweatshirt.
484
00:38:43,282 --> 00:38:44,635
It says, "do good," though.
485
00:38:44,659 --> 00:38:46,804
All the costumes in this
house, that's what you grab.
486
00:38:46,828 --> 00:38:48,764
- You guys, you're both pretty.
- Whoa!
487
00:38:48,788 --> 00:38:51,767
- Wow.
- Stop.
488
00:38:51,791 --> 00:38:54,269
You look nice, Annie.
489
00:38:54,293 --> 00:38:56,230
Thank you.
490
00:38:56,254 --> 00:38:58,089
It smells great down here.
491
00:39:00,133 --> 00:39:02,236
Link will be here in a minute.
492
00:39:02,260 --> 00:39:03,927
She takes a while to get dressed.
493
00:39:07,265 --> 00:39:09,618
- One for the lady.
- There she is!
494
00:39:09,642 --> 00:39:11,434
Cinderella!
495
00:39:14,021 --> 00:39:18,001
Yeah? Alright. Alright, assholes.
496
00:39:18,025 --> 00:39:19,336
Alright, shut the fuck up.
497
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,672
Isn't she pretty?
498
00:39:21,696 --> 00:39:23,215
- She's so lovely.
- My god.
499
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:25,992
Wow.
500
00:39:28,035 --> 00:39:29,704
Wow. You...
501
00:39:30,913 --> 00:39:33,892
- You look really pretty.
- Thank you.
502
00:39:33,916 --> 00:39:36,186
So, what do you think?
503
00:39:36,210 --> 00:39:37,962
I...
504
00:39:38,963 --> 00:39:41,256
I was wrong, I... I miss the beard.
505
00:39:42,633 --> 00:39:44,027
Ouch.
506
00:39:44,051 --> 00:39:45,802
One for the prettiest boy at the table.
507
00:39:47,471 --> 00:39:49,199
Thank you. Alright, alright.
508
00:39:49,223 --> 00:39:51,535
A big thank you to our lovely host.
509
00:39:51,559 --> 00:39:55,396
Cheers.
510
00:39:59,150 --> 00:40:01,795
'Kay, Annie. One thing you
miss, one thing you don't.
511
00:40:01,819 --> 00:40:03,213
What?
512
00:40:03,237 --> 00:40:05,007
It's a game we play
when we meet people.
513
00:40:05,031 --> 00:40:08,927
So, we ask you to pick one good
thing that you miss from before...
514
00:40:08,951 --> 00:40:11,471
And one thing that you don't.
515
00:40:11,495 --> 00:40:13,640
Urkel, show her. What do you miss?
516
00:40:13,664 --> 00:40:17,728
I miss watching the mets.
517
00:40:17,752 --> 00:40:20,397
Alright, and what don't you miss?
518
00:40:20,421 --> 00:40:21,481
Watching the mets.
519
00:40:21,505 --> 00:40:23,549
And there you have it.
520
00:40:24,550 --> 00:40:25,760
So, how about you?
521
00:40:26,552 --> 00:40:28,888
Ooh...
522
00:40:32,558 --> 00:40:33,726
I don't know.
523
00:40:35,019 --> 00:40:36,955
Come on. Nothing?
524
00:40:36,979 --> 00:40:38,457
There isn't anything that
you miss from before?
525
00:40:38,481 --> 00:40:41,168
I miss the beard,
that's... miss the beard...
526
00:40:41,192 --> 00:40:42,377
- Touché.
- Touché.
527
00:40:42,401 --> 00:40:44,362
Come on, now that's a
cop-out. Come on, what?
528
00:40:53,746 --> 00:40:55,057
It's all good. It's all good.
529
00:40:55,081 --> 00:40:56,892
- It's... it's not meant to be a stressor.
- No, I... you know, I miss
530
00:40:56,916 --> 00:40:59,311
- giving tours here.
- Okay.
531
00:40:59,335 --> 00:41:01,712
At Graceland...
532
00:41:02,630 --> 00:41:06,676
The world was a... it was
a hard place for me before.
533
00:41:07,677 --> 00:41:10,155
And when I was giving tours here,
534
00:41:10,179 --> 00:41:12,890
I just knew exactly what to say.
535
00:41:13,975 --> 00:41:15,518
It was a safe place for me.
536
00:41:17,979 --> 00:41:20,272
Me and Elvis, this was
our safest place in the world.
537
00:41:23,609 --> 00:41:26,445
Alright, then let's, let's do it.
538
00:41:28,072 --> 00:41:29,383
What?
539
00:41:29,407 --> 00:41:31,492
After dinner, you... you take us on a tour.
540
00:41:32,535 --> 00:41:33,971
That's a great idea.
541
00:41:33,995 --> 00:41:40,936
Tour. Tour. Tour. Tour. Tour. Tour. Tour.
542
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:42,771
You're gonna have to
feed me first, though.
543
00:41:42,795 --> 00:41:45,171
- Yeah. Yeah.
- I'm not... not giving a tour for nothin'.
544
00:41:47,508 --> 00:41:53,115
In 1957, a 22-year-old Elvis
gave his parents $100,000
545
00:41:53,139 --> 00:41:56,285
and charged them with the
mission of finding a piece of property
546
00:41:56,309 --> 00:41:59,121
that was large enough
to secure his privacy.
547
00:41:59,145 --> 00:42:02,189
Three months later, Elvis's
parents found Graceland.
548
00:42:03,065 --> 00:42:05,210
He installed a security
wall at the top of the stairs
549
00:42:05,234 --> 00:42:07,254
as well as a two-way
mirror... you can come...
550
00:42:07,278 --> 00:42:10,090
so that he could see
whoever was in his house.
551
00:42:10,114 --> 00:42:12,615
To this day, he remains
the number-one...
552
00:42:24,045 --> 00:42:26,773
The three doesn't match
because he got really mad
553
00:42:26,797 --> 00:42:29,425
at what Walter cronkite said
once, and he shot the TV.
554
00:42:44,023 --> 00:42:47,276
This is the iconic jungle room.
555
00:42:48,402 --> 00:42:51,381
Hey, did you hear about
the bus of Elvis impersonators
556
00:42:51,405 --> 00:42:54,009
that crashed on its way
to an Elvis convention?
557
00:42:54,033 --> 00:42:57,095
Luckily, no one was injured. Don't worry.
558
00:42:57,119 --> 00:42:59,806
But we did hear that
they were all shook up.
559
00:42:59,830 --> 00:43:01,850
Wow, was this recently?
560
00:43:01,874 --> 00:43:03,292
No, it's a...
561
00:43:04,919 --> 00:43:06,146
It's a joke.
562
00:43:06,170 --> 00:43:08,672
Elvis has a song, "all shook up."
563
00:43:10,341 --> 00:43:12,944
Yeah, I did not... sorry, I...
564
00:43:12,968 --> 00:43:14,804
I never really listened to his music.
565
00:43:15,971 --> 00:43:17,014
Okay.
566
00:43:20,101 --> 00:43:21,435
It's funny, that...
567
00:43:25,564 --> 00:43:28,066
- That joke usually did really well.
- Yeah?
568
00:43:32,571 --> 00:43:34,925
Anyway...
569
00:43:34,949 --> 00:43:38,327
sorry to end our tour
on such a lame note.
570
00:43:54,176 --> 00:43:57,096
What was your, what
was your favorite song?
571
00:43:57,972 --> 00:43:59,557
- My god.
- I don't know.
572
00:44:01,434 --> 00:44:02,893
What? You don't know?
573
00:44:04,061 --> 00:44:06,039
You've memorized all
these facts about Elvis,
574
00:44:06,063 --> 00:44:09,108
and about his house,
and about his horses.
575
00:44:10,276 --> 00:44:12,069
And you don't know your favorite song?
576
00:44:14,947 --> 00:44:19,618
Yeah, memorizing... facts about
something else is just easier.
577
00:44:23,956 --> 00:44:25,374
Easier than what?
578
00:44:37,386 --> 00:44:38,804
It's...
579
00:44:45,394 --> 00:44:48,981
I think that it's very impressive.
580
00:44:50,733 --> 00:44:52,318
Everything that you've done here.
581
00:45:06,540 --> 00:45:08,209
"Are you lonesome tonight?"
582
00:45:15,049 --> 00:45:16,717
Maybe, but less than usual.
583
00:45:22,556 --> 00:45:23,557
What?
584
00:45:25,351 --> 00:45:28,872
I mean, loneliness, it's just a...
it's a weird thing to think about.
585
00:45:28,896 --> 00:45:31,917
I mean, we're... we're all probably lonely,
586
00:45:31,941 --> 00:45:34,568
but we've just been
surviving for so long that we...
587
00:45:35,736 --> 00:45:37,446
no one really
acknowledges it, you know?
588
00:45:47,164 --> 00:45:51,460
"Are you lonesome tonight?"
Is my favorite Elvis song.
589
00:45:56,924 --> 00:45:58,860
Right.
590
00:45:58,884 --> 00:46:01,220
So, I... again, yeah, I...
591
00:46:03,138 --> 00:46:05,641
Guess I am not really an Elvis guy.
592
00:46:18,279 --> 00:46:19,530
This is it.
593
00:46:32,418 --> 00:46:34,085
This is weird.
594
00:46:40,718 --> 00:46:42,261
- Sorry.
- No.
595
00:47:10,873 --> 00:47:13,435
- Sorry.
- No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
596
00:47:13,459 --> 00:47:16,003
It's okay. It's okay.
597
00:47:24,386 --> 00:47:25,888
It's...
598
00:47:27,389 --> 00:47:29,034
It's been a while.
599
00:47:29,058 --> 00:47:30,768
Yeah. Yeah.
600
00:48:36,125 --> 00:48:37,126
No.
601
00:48:38,335 --> 00:48:40,378
My god, there's so many.
602
00:48:47,094 --> 00:48:51,950
I can't... make it smooth.
603
00:48:51,974 --> 00:48:54,434
- Are you okay? Are you okay?
- Yeah.
604
00:49:01,150 --> 00:49:02,567
Why are you laughing?
605
00:49:48,947 --> 00:49:50,740
The '70s are back.
606
00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:01,644
Where's your scars? You got any?
607
00:50:01,668 --> 00:50:03,480
Yes, actually, I do.
608
00:50:03,504 --> 00:50:05,714
It's really painful, still.
609
00:50:06,757 --> 00:50:08,091
Right here.
610
00:50:10,344 --> 00:50:12,238
Where? I don't see anything.
611
00:50:12,262 --> 00:50:14,699
Jimmy James. Broke my heart.
612
00:50:14,723 --> 00:50:16,725
For god's sake.
613
00:50:17,643 --> 00:50:18,995
- How old was it?
- Fifth grade.
614
00:50:19,019 --> 00:50:20,497
Fifth grade?
615
00:50:20,521 --> 00:50:21,623
I'll never forgive him.
616
00:50:21,647 --> 00:50:23,816
Fucking Jimmy James.
617
00:50:25,150 --> 00:50:27,670
- You don't get it?
- No, what?
618
00:50:27,694 --> 00:50:30,131
That was a reference to jaws.
619
00:50:30,155 --> 00:50:32,467
I've n... I never saw jaws.
620
00:50:32,491 --> 00:50:34,385
- You haven't seen jaws?
- No.
621
00:50:34,409 --> 00:50:37,639
Did you even have a life
before the world shut down?
622
00:50:37,663 --> 00:50:39,474
No.
623
00:50:39,498 --> 00:50:41,768
Why are you really here?
624
00:50:41,792 --> 00:50:45,002
So, you know how
urkel has his emp theory?
625
00:50:46,255 --> 00:50:49,317
All electronic devices were wiped out,
626
00:50:49,341 --> 00:50:52,593
but we found that some
vintage parts still work.
627
00:50:53,846 --> 00:50:58,159
So, we figured that we ought to check
out Elvis's old decommissioned cars,
628
00:50:58,183 --> 00:51:01,788
I don't know, see if we could salvage
anything useful for a trip to Colorado.
629
00:51:01,812 --> 00:51:02,813
Colorado?
630
00:51:04,898 --> 00:51:08,628
There's a bunker out
there. We're convinced of it.
631
00:51:08,652 --> 00:51:11,798
But not just any bunker,
a full underground city.
632
00:51:11,822 --> 00:51:16,678
I mean, this place has supplies
that don't exist anywhere else.
633
00:51:16,702 --> 00:51:19,639
Airplanes and electrical grids,
634
00:51:19,663 --> 00:51:22,875
energy sources that can
help jump-start the world.
635
00:51:23,834 --> 00:51:25,294
But it's more than that.
636
00:51:26,837 --> 00:51:30,066
There's something there,
something that nobody knows about.
637
00:51:30,090 --> 00:51:32,384
Something so dangerous.
638
00:51:33,510 --> 00:51:36,614
I'd try and explain it to you,
639
00:51:36,638 --> 00:51:38,074
but trust me, you wouldn't understand.
640
00:51:38,098 --> 00:51:39,951
And I... I don't mean that as an insult.
641
00:51:39,975 --> 00:51:42,269
No, I get it. It's a... a giant shark.
642
00:51:43,562 --> 00:51:46,207
Yeah.
643
00:51:46,231 --> 00:51:48,084
How did you know?
644
00:51:48,108 --> 00:51:50,610
And it's gonna eat you alive.
645
00:51:54,573 --> 00:51:55,949
Come with us.
646
00:52:00,621 --> 00:52:02,497
Come restart the world with me, Annie.
647
00:52:04,917 --> 00:52:07,336
You know how dramatic that sounds?
648
00:52:09,379 --> 00:52:11,399
You're smiling. Is that a yes?
649
00:52:11,423 --> 00:52:13,341
Is that a yes?
650
00:52:49,419 --> 00:52:51,672
Hey, Annie, it's me. You in there?
651
00:52:55,133 --> 00:52:57,445
The guys are saying that we have to go,
652
00:52:57,469 --> 00:52:59,781
but, I can tell them that
you need another minute
653
00:52:59,805 --> 00:53:01,098
to get your things.
654
00:53:03,308 --> 00:53:06,704
Annie, I know this is hard,
and I know that it's scary,
655
00:53:06,728 --> 00:53:08,939
but I really think that
you should come with us.
656
00:53:10,524 --> 00:53:12,609
I really, really want you to come with me.
657
00:53:13,902 --> 00:53:15,404
I can't.
658
00:53:16,947 --> 00:53:18,424
Annie, come on.
659
00:53:18,448 --> 00:53:20,593
Link, it's time to go.
660
00:53:20,617 --> 00:53:23,137
Alright, wait.
661
00:53:23,161 --> 00:53:24,389
- Annie, come on.
- Listen, man.
662
00:53:24,413 --> 00:53:26,099
I don't wanna sound like a dick,
663
00:53:26,123 --> 00:53:28,267
- but we got shit to do, brother.
- Annie, come on, open the door.
664
00:53:28,291 --> 00:53:30,061
- Annie, come on.
- Link, come on.
665
00:53:30,085 --> 00:53:31,354
Let her go!
666
00:53:31,378 --> 00:53:32,981
Hey, listen to me!
667
00:53:33,005 --> 00:53:34,548
Settle down.
668
00:53:35,590 --> 00:53:38,152
You're the one who's been
going on and on about this bunker
669
00:53:38,176 --> 00:53:39,529
and the fate of the world.
670
00:53:39,553 --> 00:53:42,222
This is not the time
to be catching feelings.
671
00:53:43,265 --> 00:53:44,784
Now listen, we've gotta get to the bunker.
672
00:53:44,808 --> 00:53:46,452
- Yes.
- We gotta get inside,
673
00:53:46,476 --> 00:53:47,954
and we've got to kill Alex.
674
00:53:47,978 --> 00:53:48,979
Right?
675
00:53:50,355 --> 00:53:53,084
One minute. Then we gotta get going.
676
00:53:53,108 --> 00:53:54,109
Okay.
677
00:53:54,776 --> 00:53:56,963
Fuck.
678
00:53:56,987 --> 00:53:58,464
What's the matter?
679
00:53:58,488 --> 00:54:00,425
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, stand up.
680
00:54:00,449 --> 00:54:03,302
Head up. Put your head
back. Pinch your nose.
681
00:54:03,326 --> 00:54:05,138
Pinch your nose.
682
00:54:05,162 --> 00:54:06,973
Here, hold that.
683
00:54:06,997 --> 00:54:08,582
- I'm fine. I got it.
- You alright?
684
00:54:09,875 --> 00:54:12,812
'Kay, I'm gonna buy a couple
minutes with the guys, alright?
685
00:54:12,836 --> 00:54:14,087
Then we gotta go.
686
00:54:20,052 --> 00:54:21,428
Annie, please.
687
00:54:23,764 --> 00:54:25,366
Annie, come on.
688
00:54:25,390 --> 00:54:26,750
I really want you to come with me.
689
00:54:28,185 --> 00:54:30,604
Annie? Annie?
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