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You know what?

What?

This is fucking bullshit.

We stay all day in a fucking detention for posting a meme.

Fuck it.

Now we’re stuck here while the principal is getting her nails done.

Yeah.

So annoying.

How long have we been here?

I don’t know. A couple of hours, maybe.

Yeah, we’re not even allowed to use our phones.

Yeah, fucking bullshit.

It feels like forever.

That tricky old bitch.

Well, well...

Well, thanks to you, 2 jackasses,

I’m stuck here.

I should be at the yoga class right now.

Yeah, sorry about that.

And now where am I?

In detention.

- Detention? - Look, it’s not our fault.

I’m sorry, how did you start that sentence?

‘Look’?!

You don’t say this word to me.

I am stuck under these fluorescent lights.

I’m talking. That means you were not talking.

Don’t interrupt me.

Look, you just made me spill my water on me.

- Jesus. - I’m sorry, Ma-am.

Yeah, clearly it was him.

- Sorry... - You’re both in trouble.

- Fuck. - Don’t you even start.

Fuck? I’m the one who can say this word around here, not you.

Can I reduce the sentence or?..

No.

You can sit there and shut up.

And you can apologize now.

Apologize?

Oh great, now you’re gonna meet my bad side.

So what did you do?

What did I do? Well, we posted a meme.

You posted a meme about what?

About our classmate.

About your classmate? Why did you do that?

Just for fun.

Was it fun for your classmate?

It’s just for fun.

We didn’t mean it like this.

We can make you feel better.

I mean... That would probably help.

But you’re still in trouble.

Whatever...

Don’t ‘whatever’. But I do have 2 feet.

You have 4 hands.

Come here.

Get to rubbing my feet.

I’ll take off your shoe for better enjoyment.

Mrs. Principal.

You see, you have better ideas.

Yes.

Seriously?

I’d like to fuck her.

What are you 2 jackasses whispering about?

Oh, nothing.

Where are my shoes?

I don’t know.

Maybe you put them somewhere around you?

You took them off.

Yeah, we will find them.

- Yeah, later. - So far don’t care about it.

Alright, I guess if

if I don’t have any shoes

it kinda means I’m just going to do yoga.

Yoga? Now?

Yep. And you, 2 jackasses will stay here.

You can stay at your chair.

What are you looking at me for? Don’t you have other things to do?

You are experienced in yoga, I see.

Of course I am.

I’d say, if you 2 dumbasses

actually knew how to stretch your body

instead of just fucking with your mind and messing with your classmates.

You probably wouldn’t be stuck in detention.

Let’s join her class.

Oh Jesus.

I’m just gonna ignore you.

I’d see if you try to stretch as I do.

She’s got the ass of a gymnast.

I bet you can’t do this.

You’re a true athlete, I see.

Yeah.

Yeah, bring your face a little bit closer to this foot.

No, a little bit closer.

Here. Come on.

Now get your face down here.

What about that?

It smells so nice.

Yeah, you’re lucky.

Now get away from my foot.

Thank you.

Are you paying attention back there?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

I think he is paying attention.

I’m paying attention for sure.

Fuck.

See what I can do instead of hang out with you, idiots?

I’d die to be at that yoga mat.

Would you like to repeat?

I am built for this.

You think you’re built for this, huh?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

This feels really nice, to stretch them hamstrings.

And legs.

Look at that ass.

Fuck.

Be careful.

Damn, she’s so fucking hot.

Fuck.

What are you doing?

I’m just looking at these yoga positions.

I’m just looking at these yoga positions.

I’m trying to repeat it, you know.

Yeah, with hands in your pockets, right?

- Yeah, okay. - Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Just behave yourselves, please.

I’d die to be at that yoga mat...

Would you?

I’m built for this.

Yeah? Come on.

- Let me see what you’ve got. - Let’s fucking try it.

Come on.

Both of you.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen you 2 move this fast.

I’m already prepared.

Oh yeah.

Okay, so what do we do?

Look at your friend here... Alright, so

So arms over your head

- Over head? - Over head, yeah. - OK.

Palms together.

And now stretch to the right.

Stretch to the left.

Bend down and touch your toes.

Come on.

Yeah, alright. Come up.

Up!

Let’s stop it. Alright.

Bring your foot up to the side.

Bring your arms up.

Flat your stomach in and do a squat.

Yeah, okay. Come up.

Come all the way up. Arms down to the side.

Alright, now we’re gonna do one more squat.

Arms up.

One arm goes after.

Sit down.

Good. Left leg over right leg.

Fuck this shit!

You’re already wiped down.

Come on.

Come on, get up.

- Oh, come on! - Sorry.

Oh, really? You wanna play that game, huh?

Show me your dicks! I'll suck the one with the biggest one.

What?!

Oh, you heard me the first time.

Who has the biggest dick? Let me see.

Oh, now we’re gonna be shy?

Alright, both of you - get out.

- Get out? - Get out!

You want to be big men and play the dirty game.

I’d better get that shoe back tomorrow.

Silly boys.

Um... Can I help you?

Miss... I think I can do that position better.

I just changed my clothes and... I will show you.

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Let’s see.

I’ll just take my shoes off.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know, um...

I want you to take your pants off.

- My pants? Okay... - Yeah, take those off.

Okay. Yeah, I mean...

- Alright... I mean... - It feels so good.

Yeah, call me impressed.

Let me to just take the pants off.

Yeah, take them off away.

Oh yeah, socks too.

Yeah, there we go.

Yes. Hold my balls.

Oh yeah, there we go. Team work.

Oh yeah, team work.

You are holding that position really well.

Balls, yeah.

Go suck it.

Yes, this is a better position.

More comfortable.

There we go.

Fuck, it’s so deep.

This is the best yoga class.

We will try much more positions today.

Fuck.

Yeah, jerk the dick off.

Yes, suck it.

Now to the balls.

We must do yoga more often after school.

Yeah, you’re gonna be a good student.

You’re not gonna talk so much and let me to teach the class.

So teach the class.

Take control.

Oh fuck.

You want me to be deep for that dick?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

Yeah, do it.

That’s a good student.

- Yeah... - Come on, use your tits.

Put your dick down here.

You know what? Maybe we should go down into a different position.

What kind of positions do you like?

Quickly lay down, I’m gonna go on top.

Like this?

No.

Won’t you take these panties off?

Yeah, show me how big and strong you are.

I’ll rip them off, if you want.

Yeah.

That’s it.

Come on me.

Put the dick inside.

Much better student I thought you would be.

I’m going to be the best student.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Let’s go and try a position better than this.

Hold yourself on.

- Give me your pussy. - Yeah, put it back. There you go.

Yeah, that’s it.

Fuck.

Yeah, don’t stop.

What the fuck?!

Don’t shush me, keep fucking me!

Don’t go away.

Keep doing that.

Yeah, do that.

Yeah, that’s it.

Yeah, rub that pussy while I’m fucking you.

Let’s try a different position.

Yeah, keep doing that. It feels so good.

Yeah, put that back in.

Your pussy is so tight.

It feels so fucking good.

- No? - From behind a little bit.

A little bit more from behind.

Yeah, twerk on that dick, yeah.

Yeah, put it back.

Fuck.

Lie on your back.

I’m gonna do the classic.

Just like that.

Yeah, I feel something wet on my dick.

It feels so amazing.

I love your pussy.

Sorry.

That’s a fucking yoga.

I feel I’m gonna cum soon.

Yeah, so fucking good.

Yeah, let’s fucking continue.

I feel your wet pussy on my dick.

Fuck.

I’m gonna fuck you from here.

Yeah, this feels so good.

It feels so good.

I loved your yoga session.

Yeah, we should do detention more often.

- Maybe next week. - Yeah.

Fuck!

I changed my mind!

I’m a man... I just...

I just wasn’t ready before, but now I am.

Both spiritually and mentally.

Could you just knock first?

I knocked! You just... didn’t care!

And you used my sentence!

I wasn’t ready before, but now I am! That’s my signature!

Look, I don’t think it is a good time.

Oh, it’s fine. Come on.

- Yeah, come on. - It’s exactly the right time.

It’s like, winner buys the dinner. Come on.

See, I’m a man!

Second round? Let’s do it.