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Dad?

You're alive.

Too.

Quite.

Sorry for the ruse.

A necessary evil.

I know I owe you an explanation as well as an apology.

I'm here to offer you both.

Oh, and I took the liberty of grabbing you a shirt.

This was quite the weekend, wasn't it?

I thought you were dead for seven months.

- I was in hiding. - Why?

Aaron, please sit down.

I made some choices.

Choices that in hindsight were a tad unwise.

He fucked some stank trade, bro.

Yes. Thank you, Alistair.

So you killed them all?

No. No, I didn't kill anyone.

I can't believe you'd even suggest that.

You can't?

All right, I guess I don't have

the moral high ground here,

but no, I didn't kill anyone and neither did your brother.

Well, with the exception of Cassidy,

who was of course trying to kill you.

This seems like the appropriate time

to have all the secrets laid bare.

Despite their protests to the contrary,

all the men that I invited, save your brother,

were indeed blackmailing me.

Even Barron Hemmings.

- Yes. - Why?

He had more money than God.

Barron's family cut him off when his sex tape was leaked.

Cassidy had gambling debt

that tore through his endorsement checks.

Bryan had a crushing student debt, et cetera, et cetera.

Who was the killer, dad?

Well, that's where it gets interesting.

I am the valet, in addition to other positions.

As Cassidy already confessed,

he did indeed kill Jacques.

Cassidy and Jacques had known each other for years.

Cassidy was passionately in love with Jacques.

When Jacques spurned his affections in favor of my own,

that love quickly turned to hate.

Mon dieu!

Cassidy knew Jadques worked for me at the resort.

He came prepared.

I'm fairly certain his was the only preplanned murder.

How do you know all this?

I have hidden cameras all over.

What?

There are naked people here. That's illegal.

So is murder.

I don't have 'em up all the time, just for this weekend.

They were very useful.

For example, and that's how I learned of Jesse's death.

He was the next one to die, if you remember.

But why would Cassidy kill him?

He didn't.

Cassidy was telling the truth

when he said he only killed Jacques.

So someone else killed Jesse.

You were right when you suspected

that there were multiple killers.

As it happens, there were a lot more

than even you had anticipated.

Montana killed him, didn't he?

That's right. How'd you know that

Montana was mad at Jesse. You could tell that from afar.

Jesse was baiting him at dinner.

I'm imagining Montana was in one of Jesse's videos.

Very astute, my boy.

Thinking like a killer, bro. Impressive.

Montana met Jesse's Steel at my birthday orgy.

Dude, fuck me harder.

Fine, princess.

And Jesse convinced Montana

to do his scene with him.

He instantly regretted it,

knowing it would ruin his reputation

as a legitimate model.

Fine. You know what?

You two enjoy yourselves.

I'm gonna go back to my room.

Hey, asshole.

No. Wait!

Montana managed to bury the porn video he made with Jesse

by bribing the company that produced it.

But Jesse continued to threaten to expose him,

so Montana took him out.

But Montana was the next body we found. Who killed him?

That would be the publicist, Bryan.

He and Montana had a history.

Montana had promised him he'd bring him on

as his personal publicist,

which would mean a huge payday for Bryan.

But Montana changed his mind.

No hard feelings. Not everyone is meant to work together.

One day you think you're gonna rep the perfect client

and the next day it all comes crashing down.

Barron Hemmings died next.

I noticed Liam looking at him funny.

Did he kill Barron?

Mind if I join you?

But Barron didn't die violently. He had a seizure.

Remember the pills he took at breakfast?

Is that a Xanax?

It's not a Xanax.

When Liam saw Barron was here,

he made the decision to kill him.

At the first opportunity he broke into Barron's room

to see what he could find.

Why?

It was one of Barron's family's hotels

where Liam was protesting.

Barron himself gave the call to have Liam arrested.

Liam hated him ever since for smearing his good name

and implying he was a petty criminal.

Once he saw that the pills were medications

to prevent seizures,

he simply swapped them out for baby aspirin

and let Barron's epilepsy do the work for him.

You fucked some brutal-ass people, dad.

Indeed.

Which brings us to Liam's death.

It was Eric, wasn't it?

Dude, how do you keep knowing these?

You really don't pay attention to other people, do you?

While you and Cassidy were on the hunt,

Eric, Liam, and Bryan returned to their rooms.

But Eric didn't stay put for long.

No wait!

What does Eric have against Liam?

I saw the anger, but I just couldn't figure out the reason

Eric's career was ruined

when a photo taken at my orgy

clearly showing his face appeared online.

Some of the other participants

were students at the college where Eric worked.

I'm sure you can guess

which SimplyFans content creator took the picture.

Sorry. Do I know you?

I don't think so.

But we're also headed to the Gymnos, so hop on in.

Oh, thank you. You guys are awesome.

We found your body next.

Damn.

You got a good memory.

Finding your brother's corpse

isn't exactly easy to forget.

Why'd you fake your death?

Well, I wasn't getting any action,

so figured I'd head out.

I grabbed my car keys, put my Alka-Seltzer in my mouth,

and then got thrown into room seven.

Then just snuck out.

Easy.

Yes, and then you Cassidy, Eric and Bryan

had your little ménage à quatre.

- Okay. - Don't be ashamed, son.

It's the Lambrakis way.

Okay, not really wanting to bond with my dad

over group sex.

So then I found Cassidy

right after he killed Eric and Bryan.

No, Cassidy was telling you the truth.

He didn't kill Eric or Bryan.

So who did?

They killed each other.

With tensions at an all time high,

their fight or fuck instincts took over.

They finished each other off, but not in the fun way.

Cassidy found them, you found Cassidy, and well,

you know the rest.

This is so twisted.

Relax, my boy.

All of our enemies have been defeated.

How are we going to explain all this to the cops?

We have a room full of dead bodies.

Don't worry your pretty little head about it.

I've got a special crew coming in tomorrow morning

to sort through everything.

I've scrubbed all the evidence

that you and your brother were here.

All that's left on the tapes

is the story the authorities will see,

that the guests all killed each other.

We're in the clear.

But-

Oh my God, Aaron, just enjoy the fact that we won, man.

It's all over. We can just relax.

He's right.

As a little celebration

I booked a trip for the three of us Mykonos.

It'd be good to see the old country after so long.

Ah, fine.

But as long as we stay on opposite sides of the island,

I don't wanna run into my dad when I'm cruising.

You don't have to worry about that, bruh.

Why is that?

None of us are making it to Mykonos.

No one is making it out of this resort.

What are you talking about?

You really thought I didn't know what you two were up to?

How stupid do you think I am?

I knew you two were planning

on letting those guests kill each other.

At first, I couldn't imagine my father and brother

could be so devious.

But then I remembered who you really are.

I knew I couldn't let you get away with it,

but I also knew that I couldn't live with myself

after offing the two of you.

What the fuck are you talking about?

You know the great thing about arsenic?

Doesn't have a flavor.

You can put as much as you want into a bottle of gin

and no one will be able to tell.

Oh my God.

Murder suicide seems like the perfect way

to end the weekend, wouldn't you say.

I'm going to fucking kill you!

Go for it. End result stays the same.

I'm just fucking with you.

What?

I didn't know you were alive

or that you had any of these plans.

So you didn't poison it?

Of course not.

Or did I?

Nah, it didn't. Come on, let's pack our bags.

Not interrupting, am I?

What are you doing here?

Didn't you get enough seeing me in Greece?

Well, I kind of fucked this mob boss's son

and now he wants to kill me.

The mob boss, not the son.

The son loves me.

Right.

Okay, so the only thing he knows about me

is that you and I don't really get along.

So this is literally the last place

that he would look for me.

So I just need to stay here just for a little bit

until it all blows over.

Fine. But you're gonna work here if you do.

Deal.

This really is a great place.

Yes it is.

- Hey, Aaron? - Yeah.

Remember that time that Dad and I told me the truth

about what happened here

and you said that you were gonna kill us?

Mm.

It's not something that you would ever actually do, right?

You know what's really fun for me?

You're gonna spend the rest of your life

trying to figure that out.