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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:51,206 --> 00:00:52,827 Why are you naked? 2 00:00:52,827 --> 00:00:56,965 You do know our family's legacy of nude resorts, right? 3 00:00:56,965 --> 00:00:58,862 Do you need something? 4 00:00:58,862 --> 00:01:00,931 I figured I help with the breakfast prep. 5 00:01:00,931 --> 00:01:02,724 You wanna help now? 6 00:01:02,724 --> 00:01:05,344 Well, considering we threw Jacque's bludgeoned body 7 00:01:05,344 --> 00:01:06,551 into room seven last night, 8 00:01:06,551 --> 00:01:09,000 I knew you'd be down one set of hands. 9 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,551 What? Too soon? 10 00:01:10,551 --> 00:01:13,206 You seem to be taking his death pretty well. 11 00:01:13,206 --> 00:01:15,172 Making jokes is my defense mechanism. 12 00:01:16,689 --> 00:01:19,379 Throw on some clothes and I'll meet you in the kitchen. 13 00:01:24,586 --> 00:01:26,689 Happy to be of service. 14 00:01:27,551 --> 00:01:28,482 Douche. 15 00:01:44,724 --> 00:01:46,241 We figured a buffet would be our best option 16 00:01:46,241 --> 00:01:49,068 considering our chef is dead. 17 00:02:00,758 --> 00:02:01,655 Excuse me. 18 00:02:02,758 --> 00:02:03,931 Okay, I have to ask. 19 00:02:03,931 --> 00:02:04,827 I keep hearing that word. 20 00:02:04,827 --> 00:02:06,620 What is a buffet? 21 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:09,413 You take a plate and you serve yourself. 22 00:02:15,551 --> 00:02:16,827 Is that a Xanax? 23 00:02:16,827 --> 00:02:18,206 It's not a Xanax. 24 00:02:22,448 --> 00:02:25,793 So, maybe a different vibe from last night. 25 00:02:25,793 --> 00:02:28,068 Well, finding out one of us is a murderer 26 00:02:28,068 --> 00:02:30,965 does put a bit of a damper on socialization. 27 00:02:30,965 --> 00:02:33,241 We don't know that one of us is the killer. 28 00:02:37,827 --> 00:02:39,862 Someone else could have come in and killed Jacques. 29 00:02:39,862 --> 00:02:42,275 Sure, there are just nine people here 30 00:02:42,275 --> 00:02:44,448 who all have a huge motive. 31 00:02:44,448 --> 00:02:46,793 Not that huge of a motive. 32 00:02:46,793 --> 00:02:48,655 We're already getting a million each. 33 00:02:48,655 --> 00:02:50,241 That's a shit ton of money. 34 00:02:50,241 --> 00:02:53,655 Actually, we're each getting 1,111,000 35 00:02:53,655 --> 00:02:56,448 now that the French guy's dead. 36 00:02:56,448 --> 00:02:59,448 That's not taking into account the massive percentage 37 00:02:59,448 --> 00:03:01,413 Uncle Sam's gonna take. 38 00:03:01,413 --> 00:03:03,862 Considering the state of the economy, 39 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,379 that leaves us each with a, let's say, 40 00:03:07,379 --> 00:03:09,000 less than substantial pot. 41 00:03:09,862 --> 00:03:11,482 If another guy gets bumped off, 42 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:14,310 then we each get 1.25 million. 43 00:03:14,310 --> 00:03:15,551 Still chump change. 44 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,000 Did you just do that in your head? 45 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,482 He's good with numbers. 46 00:03:21,344 --> 00:03:22,724 Basically, the only way 47 00:03:22,724 --> 00:03:26,206 to really move the needle, financially speaking, 48 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:29,517 would be to kill everyone here. 49 00:03:30,689 --> 00:03:32,620 Be the last man standing. 50 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:40,379 Or something. 51 00:03:40,379 --> 00:03:43,172 I literally have like no idea what I'm talking about, so. 52 00:03:43,172 --> 00:03:44,862 No, I mean, I'd be worried 53 00:03:44,862 --> 00:03:47,448 if we were all a bunch of criminals, but we're not. 54 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:51,689 We're not, right? 55 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:55,172 Wait, who does have a criminal record? 56 00:04:00,034 --> 00:04:01,965 Arrests are public, guys. 57 00:04:01,965 --> 00:04:04,620 Once the internet access is back, we can just look it up. 58 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:06,241 No reason not to spill. 59 00:04:06,241 --> 00:04:07,379 Okay. 60 00:04:09,137 --> 00:04:12,172 I have two DUIs, but I never did any time. 61 00:04:13,137 --> 00:04:14,068 You should have. 62 00:04:14,931 --> 00:04:16,206 Excuse me? 63 00:04:17,137 --> 00:04:19,379 I was arrested once 64 00:04:19,379 --> 00:04:21,931 for protesting a building being constructed on land 65 00:04:21,931 --> 00:04:25,137 that was home to a flock of endangered birds, 66 00:04:25,137 --> 00:04:26,551 and I did do jail time. 67 00:04:27,758 --> 00:04:29,241 Meanwhile, you could have killed someone 68 00:04:29,241 --> 00:04:31,379 and got off scot free. 69 00:04:31,379 --> 00:04:33,241 Must be nice to be a part of the 1%. 70 00:04:34,724 --> 00:04:36,965 Babe, the 1% wishes they were me. 71 00:04:39,896 --> 00:04:41,586 What kind of building? 72 00:04:41,586 --> 00:04:42,931 What? 73 00:04:42,931 --> 00:04:45,068 What kind of building were you protesting? 74 00:04:45,068 --> 00:04:46,275 Does it matter? 75 00:04:46,275 --> 00:04:47,793 Anyone else? 76 00:04:55,482 --> 00:04:57,206 What did you get arrested for? 77 00:04:59,517 --> 00:05:01,448 Shoplifting. 78 00:05:01,448 --> 00:05:02,965 Wait, why? 79 00:05:02,965 --> 00:05:04,689 Your dad's loaded. 80 00:05:04,689 --> 00:05:05,931 I wanna live a little. 81 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:07,448 I think you live a little too much. 82 00:05:07,448 --> 00:05:08,310 All right! 83 00:05:09,448 --> 00:05:11,551 What is the plan? 84 00:05:11,551 --> 00:05:13,655 We just stare at each other 85 00:05:13,655 --> 00:05:16,172 and exchange catty remarks for the next 48 hours? 86 00:05:17,482 --> 00:05:19,310 I'm thinking a killer is not gonna be too active 87 00:05:19,310 --> 00:05:20,724 during the daylight. 88 00:05:20,724 --> 00:05:21,931 I've got some nervous energy to burn 89 00:05:21,931 --> 00:05:24,103 so I'm gonna hit the gym. 90 00:05:25,275 --> 00:05:26,965 That actually sounds like a great idea. 91 00:05:26,965 --> 00:05:29,862 Yeah, I could use the endorphin hit for sure. 92 00:05:29,862 --> 00:05:32,172 All right, if everyone likes the idea, 93 00:05:32,172 --> 00:05:34,620 I guess we can all go our separate ways for now, 94 00:05:34,620 --> 00:05:38,310 but let's all agree to be here for lunch 95 00:05:38,310 --> 00:05:40,034 and then when it starts getting dark, 96 00:05:40,034 --> 00:05:41,620 we can all lock ourselves in our room 97 00:05:41,620 --> 00:05:44,000 since that kept most of us safe. 98 00:05:50,344 --> 00:05:52,896 Babe, wanna come with me to the sauna? 99 00:05:52,896 --> 00:05:55,206 I could stand to sweat out some of this tension. 100 00:05:55,206 --> 00:05:57,655 The desert in summer isn't hot enough? 101 00:05:57,655 --> 00:05:59,448 Babe, you know me. 102 00:05:59,448 --> 00:06:01,689 You know I run cold. 103 00:06:01,689 --> 00:06:06,034 Well, I don't so I think I'm gonna dip in the pool. 104 00:06:06,034 --> 00:06:08,068 You wanna join me after your sweat session? 105 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:09,000 Sounds good. 106 00:06:20,655 --> 00:06:21,724 I'm gonna bench. 107 00:06:22,551 --> 00:06:24,000 You wanna spot me? 108 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:24,862 Sure. 109 00:06:31,551 --> 00:06:34,689 Actually, you know, I think I'm good. 110 00:06:34,689 --> 00:06:36,896 I don't need a spot. 111 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,034 You sure? I don't mind. 112 00:06:38,034 --> 00:06:40,379 Yeah, yeah, I'm sure. 113 00:06:40,379 --> 00:06:44,034 Okay, well, I do have to do chest too, 114 00:06:44,034 --> 00:06:47,655 so I'll get to it and then I'll work in with you. 115 00:06:47,655 --> 00:06:48,482 You know what? 116 00:06:48,482 --> 00:06:49,793 Just go for it. 117 00:06:49,793 --> 00:06:54,413 I should do legs anyway for snow boarding. 118 00:06:54,413 --> 00:06:55,724 It's the summer. 119 00:06:55,724 --> 00:06:58,551 Yes. Yes, it is. 120 00:06:58,551 --> 00:06:59,931 Are you worried that I'm gonna try to kill you 121 00:06:59,931 --> 00:07:02,172 by dropping this bar on your neck? 122 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:03,241 I'd be. 123 00:07:08,275 --> 00:07:09,620 You weren't so worried 124 00:07:09,620 --> 00:07:11,344 when I was going down on you last night. 125 00:07:11,344 --> 00:07:12,827 That was before we saw a dead body. 126 00:07:12,827 --> 00:07:16,896 Plus, you're a little scary. 127 00:07:19,448 --> 00:07:21,448 Fine. You know what? 128 00:07:21,448 --> 00:07:23,482 You two enjoy yourselves. 129 00:07:23,482 --> 00:07:25,413 I'm gonna go back to my room. 130 00:08:00,275 --> 00:08:02,137 - Hey. - Jesus! 131 00:08:02,137 --> 00:08:04,448 Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you. 132 00:08:04,448 --> 00:08:05,689 Of course. 133 00:08:05,689 --> 00:08:06,793 What reason would I have to be scared 134 00:08:06,793 --> 00:08:09,000 besides a killer roaming among us? 135 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,137 Good point. 136 00:08:13,724 --> 00:08:14,862 Mind if I join you? 137 00:08:16,172 --> 00:08:19,827 As you can see, I'm not hiding any weapons. 138 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,034 Well, I haven't done a full cavity search. 139 00:08:28,862 --> 00:08:30,620 It's Eric, right? 140 00:08:30,620 --> 00:08:32,862 That's right. Bryan? 141 00:08:32,862 --> 00:08:33,896 You got it. 142 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:40,689 So I have to ask you, dating a porn icon, what is that like? 143 00:08:40,689 --> 00:08:43,551 Has it reached icon status already? 144 00:08:43,551 --> 00:08:46,241 I guess it depends on your definition. 145 00:08:46,241 --> 00:08:47,724 It's not easy. 146 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,413 Why is that? 147 00:08:50,413 --> 00:08:52,724 He's been with so many guys. 148 00:08:52,724 --> 00:08:55,724 All with perfect bodies, 149 00:08:55,724 --> 00:08:59,241 and perfect faces, and perfect dicks. 150 00:08:59,241 --> 00:09:00,896 You have all three of those. 151 00:09:00,896 --> 00:09:01,758 Look who's talking. 152 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:03,068 Oh, come on. 153 00:09:03,068 --> 00:09:04,275 I'm serious. 154 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:08,965 Wait, do you not know how hot you are? 155 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:10,379 You think I'm hot? 156 00:09:10,379 --> 00:09:12,551 I think anyone not in need of corrective lenses 157 00:09:12,551 --> 00:09:14,241 thinks you're hot. 158 00:09:14,241 --> 00:09:16,310 Well, no one's ever said that to me before. 159 00:09:16,310 --> 00:09:18,758 There's no way that is true. 160 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:22,551 I am always the guy in the suit at the edge of the photo 161 00:09:22,551 --> 00:09:23,724 if I'm in it at all. 162 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:27,862 I'm actually not used to getting any attention. 163 00:09:27,862 --> 00:09:30,724 Well, you got my attention. 164 00:09:33,931 --> 00:09:36,448 There must be some part of your job that you like. 165 00:09:37,758 --> 00:09:40,965 Sure, but I definitely love some more stability. 166 00:09:41,965 --> 00:09:43,793 It's not a stable gig? 167 00:09:43,793 --> 00:09:45,758 No, being a publicist 168 00:09:45,758 --> 00:09:50,344 is about as violently unstable as it comes to be honest. 169 00:09:50,344 --> 00:09:51,206 Really? 170 00:09:52,137 --> 00:09:53,896 Yeah, one day you think 171 00:09:53,896 --> 00:09:57,000 you're gonna rep the perfect client 172 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:02,034 and all your bills and student loan payments will go away, 173 00:10:04,931 --> 00:10:07,413 and the next day it all comes crashing down. 174 00:10:07,413 --> 00:10:10,827 Sounds like Nikos' inheritance would really benefit you. 175 00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:12,724 I think it would benefit any of us. 176 00:10:14,586 --> 00:10:17,724 So you and Jesse, are you open or? 177 00:10:36,413 --> 00:10:38,827 Hello. Hey, there. 178 00:10:38,827 --> 00:10:41,724 Felt like sweating out some tension too, huh? 179 00:10:43,103 --> 00:10:44,551 Oh, I love a good sauna. 180 00:10:45,586 --> 00:10:47,896 I always get so, um, horny. 181 00:10:49,551 --> 00:10:53,448 Makes me think of all the videos I like to watch. 182 00:10:53,448 --> 00:10:54,586 You're in a few of them. 183 00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:58,482 Well, I don't know about you, 184 00:10:58,482 --> 00:11:02,965 but I could really use a blow job right about now. 185 00:11:04,310 --> 00:11:05,137 What do you say? 186 00:11:06,137 --> 00:11:07,000 Wanna swap? 187 00:11:08,862 --> 00:11:11,413 Oh, okay, I guess you're going first. 188 00:11:19,413 --> 00:11:20,517 Oh, come on! 189 00:11:20,517 --> 00:11:22,137 Why does this keep happening to me? 190 00:11:22,137 --> 00:11:24,034 What happened? 191 00:11:24,034 --> 00:11:26,310 - We heard a scream. - Again, that would be me. 192 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:27,206 What's going on? 193 00:11:27,206 --> 00:11:28,482 Was there another murder? 194 00:11:29,827 --> 00:11:31,965 I'm sorry, Eric. 195 00:11:31,965 --> 00:11:34,758 It's Jesse. He's dead. 196 00:11:35,517 --> 00:11:36,620 Is everything okay? 197 00:11:37,793 --> 00:11:40,034 My boyfriend was murdered. 198 00:11:40,034 --> 00:11:41,172 What? 199 00:11:41,172 --> 00:11:42,620 Oh my God. I'm so sorry. 200 00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:43,965 Where were you? 201 00:11:44,862 --> 00:11:46,620 Why are you interrogating me? 202 00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:48,034 I just fucking got here. 203 00:11:48,034 --> 00:11:49,482 Let's not start with the accusations just yet. 204 00:11:49,482 --> 00:11:52,793 No, I would very much like to know where Liam was. 205 00:11:52,793 --> 00:11:54,034 In my room. 206 00:11:54,034 --> 00:11:55,827 Did anyone see him going to his room? 207 00:11:55,827 --> 00:11:56,827 Wait, wait, wait, who found the body? 208 00:11:56,827 --> 00:11:57,793 I did. 209 00:11:57,793 --> 00:11:59,172 Again? 210 00:11:59,172 --> 00:12:00,620 Well, Cassidy and I were lifting weights. 211 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:04,000 So you were in your room doing what exactly? 212 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,379 You're seriously pointing fingers at me 213 00:12:05,379 --> 00:12:07,620 when Paris Hilton over here happened to be alone 214 00:12:07,620 --> 00:12:09,379 when he found a dead body twice? 215 00:12:09,379 --> 00:12:11,034 Yeah, that is a little suspicious. 216 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,551 Okay, please. 217 00:12:12,551 --> 00:12:14,551 If I wanted someone dead, I wouldn't kill them myself. 218 00:12:14,551 --> 00:12:16,206 I'd hire someone to do it for me. 219 00:12:16,206 --> 00:12:18,344 That doesn't make you sound less suspicious. 220 00:12:18,344 --> 00:12:20,724 Guys, this is pointless, and besides, 221 00:12:20,724 --> 00:12:23,275 we have another dead body we have to deal with. 222 00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:24,586 Alistair, help me. 223 00:12:26,689 --> 00:12:27,551 Excuse me. 224 00:12:30,103 --> 00:12:31,000 Don't. 225 00:12:52,448 --> 00:12:55,517 Eric, can we do anything for you? 226 00:12:55,517 --> 00:12:58,551 Yes, you can actually. 227 00:12:58,551 --> 00:13:01,827 You can take this guy and tie his murdering ass up 228 00:13:01,827 --> 00:13:02,965 until the police come! 229 00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:04,655 Why are you so convinced it was me? 230 00:13:04,655 --> 00:13:06,137 You have no alibi! 231 00:13:06,137 --> 00:13:07,275 Neither do you! 232 00:13:07,275 --> 00:13:08,965 Look, I drove in with you and Jesse 233 00:13:08,965 --> 00:13:12,103 and I got some majorly weird vibes from you. 234 00:13:12,103 --> 00:13:14,448 Maybe you brought him here to kill him. 235 00:13:14,448 --> 00:13:16,241 Hey, hey, that's enough. 236 00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:20,103 If we start throwing accusations left and right, 237 00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:23,482 this will turn into the "Lord Of The Flies" real fast. 238 00:13:23,482 --> 00:13:26,137 Only two people have died. 239 00:13:26,137 --> 00:13:29,172 Let's just keep it that way, okay? 240 00:13:36,758 --> 00:13:38,275 Okay. 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