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- Hold up. - Happy hunting?

Let's all just try and stay calm.

Did your dad just suggest we try to kill each other?

Of course not. That's ridiculous.

Our dad was a lot of things,

but not whatever you call someone

that would encourage murder. Is there a word for that?

You're his sons.

You must have seen that tape before now.

It was encrypted.

Yeah, yeah, it was encrypted.

It really was encrypted, right?

Yes.

Are we supposed to just believe that?

What if they just served us poisoned soup?

I can't get food poisoning.

I have a scene on Monday.

It's not food poisoning, you moron.

It's actual poisoning.

- Fuck you. - Fuck you.

No one's poisoned, and no one's getting murdered.

My father had an extremely weird sense of humor.

So let's just take the temperature down a few degrees, okay?

Wait.

What was that that he was saying

about all of you blackmailing him?

Well, obviously, that's a lie.

Well, at least for me.

Why would I have to blackmail anyone?

My family is worth billions.

I'm not exactly hurting for money either.

Me neither.

Yeah, I get paid by the scene,

and I've done literally thousands of scenes.

They have a point.

Maybe this is just Dad's way of messing with us.

Messing with us from beyond the grave

is definitely something he would do.

All right, I don't know about the rest of you,

but this is not the kind of game I like to play.

So I'm going to get back to my room,

grab my things,

and get the hell out of here.

- Same. - Whoa, hold on.

Before we split up, I'd like to get my car keys back.

Yeah, yeah, I like that idea.

All right.

What the hell?

Where are our keys? And our phones?

They should be here.

Jacques's always been so meticulous.

Where is Jacques?

Why wasn't he helping out at dinner?

He's kind of gone missing.

Oh, well, that's not at all suspicious.

Okay, man, you're gonna need to chill, all right?

You're a little intense.

Intense?

Your dad wants us to kill each other.

What'd you do with our phones?

I didn't do anything.

They were here when I last opened the safe.

WiFi's down.

I can't email anyone.

Did you have something to do with this?

Fuck no, man.

I don't even know the combination,

let alone how to de-WiFi a place.

Well, who knows the combination?

Me and Jacques.

Jacques.

Is that the French guy who parked our car?

Yeah, that's him.

Wait, how do you know his name?

I tend to talk to the help like they're actual people.

You should try it sometime.

Bitch, you don't know anything about me.

You have a leaked sex tape.

I've seen your gaping hole.

I know a little bit about you, Demon Twink.

Whoa, whoa.

Can you just call Jacques?

I leave my phone in there with everyone else's,

mine's as gone as the rest of yours.

Mine too.

Your fucking valet probably took all of our keys

hoping that we would all kill each other

so that he could take all the money.

No, man, that's crazy.

Jacques wouldn't do that.

And why the fuck would we believe you?

Whoa, back off, dude!

All right, gentlemen.

Moods are a little tense right now.

I think the best thing to do for all of us

would be to go back to our rooms, lock the doors,

and reconvene in the morning.

What do you say?

Yeah, I mean, that sounds like the safest plan.

How are you feeling?

Freaked out. Aren't you?

I'd be lying if I said no.

Can I ride you for a little bit?

That always calms me down.

Aw.

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Hello.

Sorry, I'm a little on edge.

Could use some company.

Yeah, you seemed a little on edge.

I was worried you were gonna take

our host's head off back there.

Narcissism is kind of my trigger.

And that blond one is a big ol' nars.

But if narcissism is your trigger,

doesn't that make it kind of hard

to navigate the world of male modeling?

Oh, believe me,

there are plenty of self-centered assholes in that industry.

A lot of them threatened to end my career.

Try looking for them now.

Someone's got a dark side.

No darker than yours, Bruce.

- "Batman Returns." - Returns.

Ooh, he knows his movies.

So you wanted some company?

I did.

Especially one with the body of an Olympic athlete.

I owe you an apology.

Go on.

I didn't mean to throw you under the bus

at dinner back there.

I shouldn't have said that in front of every...

Oh, I, I brought my meal prep with me.

I needed to slice the chicken.

You know, lean protein.

Okay.

Right on.

So do you really not remember

hooking up with me at Nicos's orgy?

Of course, I remember.

Good.

Ah.

That's hot.

Barron, Barron, Barron, Barron.

Now, I need a drink.

Ch-ch-ch.

Hello?

Who is that?

I heard screaming.

That would be me.

Oh my god.

Jacques.

Is he dead?

- Yep. - I found him like this.

- That's convenient. - Excuse me.

I mean, I'm just saying,

was anyone else here when he found the body?

I didn't do this.

Why were you out here?

We all said we were gonna stay in our rooms.

I wanted a drink. Sue me.

Why are y'all out here?

What's going on?

Oh.

Alistair, give me a hand.

We're gonna put him in Room 7 and crank up the AC.

Whoa, hang on.

This is a crime scene now.

Yeah, you can't just touch a dead body.

There are-- - Fingerprints.

Fingerprints, yes, and evidence.

Everybody, shut up listen!

Okay. It's Friday night.

More guests and staff arrive Monday morning.

Until then, we are alone in the middle of a desert

with no way to get in touch with anyone or get out of here.

I don't know about you,

but I don't think it's a good idea

to leave a dead body out to fester in the summer sun

for a whole weekend.

So we're gonna put him in the room,

make it as cold as possible.

And the second someone gets here Monday morning,

I will call the police.

Okay?

All right?

Is it weird to put him on the bed?

You wanna put him on the floor? That seems mean.

Yeah, good point.

Okay, guys, let's all go back to our rooms,

lock the doors.

We'll all meet back up tomorrow for breakfast at 8:00 AM.

Sorry to interrupt.

It's just I'm, I'm kind of a late sleeper.

Is there any way that we can...

Okay, eight sounds good.