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You enjoying your birthday, Nikos?

Give me one of these once a year

and I can die a happy man.

Pants, Jacques!

What is the point of working at a nude resort

if we cannot let it all hang out?

There has to be a visual difference

between us and the guests.

Once your shift is done, you can lose the shorts.

Your father let me go naked.

My father let you do a lot of things.

Everything good for tonight's dinner?

It has to go exactly right.

My father was a perfectionist.

We'll honor his memory.

I can't believe I have to put his picture up

so soon after Mom died.

I'm officially an orphan now.

I am so sorry.

Hmm, would you like a blowjob?

Jacques, you have to stop asking people that

whenever they're sad.

But why?

Actually, that's a good point.

♪ Yeah, you better

♪ Guess you want this, I have won this ♪

♪ Everybody in this world should have it ♪

♪ Stop illusions, it's in your hands ♪

♪ Show yourself, reveal it to them ♪

♪ Yeah, you better

Aaron, get your non-existent ass in the pool.

Some of us have work to do.

Remember, boys, everyone has to be off the premises

by 4:00 PM, no excuses.

Oops!

Seriously?

God, relax, Aaron. You work way too much.

Here, have some of my drink.

All right, gimme the drink.

Yeah!

Not interrupting, am I?

What's up, dudes?

Who is that?

Alistair. Aaron's brother.

Mm-hmm. The prodigal bitch returns.

You came.

Yeah, I, um,

I got this, uh, weird-ass invitation in the mail.

I know. I sent it, and seven others.

Why so long after Dad's death?

Those were the instructions he left me.

Ah.

Send these invites at this date,

have everyone assemble for a formal dinner,

and play a video.

Ah.

What's on the video?

Beats me.

It's encrypted, and it won't decrypt until exactly 7:00.

Hmm, so dramatic.

He's a closeted millionaire.

Drama comes with the territory.

I guess it's too much to hope that you'll pitch in

and help me and Jacques with the dinner tonight?

Yeah. I'm not the help, dude.

It sucks that they have to take away our phones.

I mean, that's got to be a violation

of the Geneva Convention or something.

They got sued last year because someone

was filming people naked without their consent.

It's a big liability.

Why should we be punished because of some perv?

Rules are rules, baby.

Whatever.

Is that a hitchhiker?

So retro.

Hey, guys. Uh, my car broke down about a mile back.

You mind giving me a ride?

He could be an axe murderer.

He might die in this heat if we don't help him, okay?

Or he could kill us and use our skin for lampshades.

Yeah, I can hear you.

Where are you headed?

Uh, the Gymnos Inn.

Sorry, d- do I know you?

I don't think so.

But we're also headed to the Gymnos, so hop on in.

Oh, thank you. You guys are awesome, seriously.

Not a problem.

Wait, I- I know you. You're an an actor, right?

I'm a performer.

What do you mean?

Oh shit! Wait, you're Jesse Steele!

I love your videos.

Yeah, I get that a lot.

Ah, your keys, monsieur.

Ah, right.

Hey, you look familiar. Have we met?

I could not say.

Oh, oh!

- Hey there. - Hi.

Aaron!

My brother's supposed to, uh...

Ah, whatever.

I guess I can sign you in. You're signing in, right?

Yeah, yeah.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I've- I've- I've never been to a nude resort before.

Ah, no worries.

Oh, you've got a invitation, right?

Oh, right, yeah.

Cool, well, um,

since my brother's nowhere to be found,

I guess I can show you to your room.

All right. Yeah, sounds good.

Oh, um, I do need to take your phone first.

Oh, right. Yeah, I read that.

No worries, man, it's just,

it'll be good to unplug every now and then.

♪ Hey, hey, hey

♪ Better get what you want

♪ Better get what you want

♪ Better take all you can, my love ♪

♪ 'Cause you know I don't come for free ♪

♪ Every little thing you want

♪ Every little thing you need

♪ Keep it all for yourself, my love ♪

Ah!

Bonjour, Cassidy.

Jacques.

Been a while.

I heard you were working here.

Oui. I am the valet, in addition to other positions.

Jacques, Room 7 just checked out. Can you turn it over?

But of course.

Hi there. Checking in?

- Yes. - Great.

Uh, I'll get you taken care of. Follow me.

So I have this invitation as a voucher for a free stay.

Cassidy Raines. Wait, why do I know that name?

Hold on, don't you skateboard?

- Snowboard. - In the Olympics!

Among other venues, yeah.

Oh, the invite also said I'm supposed to surrender my phone.

I'll put that in the safe.

So what's up with these invitations?

They're pretty mysterious.

My dad was a close-to-the-vest kinda guy.

Even I don't really know what's going on.

This is you.

Nikos Lambrakis was your dad?

Yep.

Wow.

What?

No, uh, he just didn't seem like the dad type.

Hmm, probably because he wasn't.

Here's your keys.

Dinner's at 7:00. Drinks are beforehand at 6:45 sharp.

Don't be late.

Yep. See you then.

♪ Ole, ole, ooh-la-la

I got an invitation.

I see. And you are?

Oh, seriously? Oh.

- Barron Hemmings. - Mm-hmm.

Um, have all this shit taken to my room,

and, uh, bring a margarita out to the pool.

A big one. Thank you.

Uh, Mr. Hemmings!

Your phone.

It said on the invitation that-

I know. I read it.

I can read.

Whatever.

Just don't fucking call "TMZ" and tell them I'm here, okay?

Mwah.

♪ Ole, ole, ooh-la-la

♪ Ole, ole, ooh-la-la

Mon dieu!

♪ Ole, ole, ooh-la-la