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- I hate sleeping on the floor with you.

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- Ain't nobody gon' want you.

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- You know Daddy be doing this to me

and you don't say nothing.

(dramatic music) (static crackling)

* Yeah *

* Yeah *

* Yeah *

- Wait a minute. (dramatic music)

- [Devin] What's popping?

- You know I got a problem waiting right?

- Trace listen, it's too hot for that shit, man.

Come here, give me a hug.

What's good, yo?

I got here as soon as I can.

Why you sounding all bothered and shit?

- 'Cause it's one of them moods.

With that being said, get off me.

- Yo Trace, yo that's my word yo.

Why is you so evil?

- Why am I so evil?

Devin, here it is.

You're a married man bringing me money in hopes

that it'll get you some ass.

- You right, but at the end of the day, Trace,

I'm too grown to be begging for pussy, man.

You either gon' give me some or I'm gon' pay for it,

but you ain't have no problem back then.

- That was a long time ago.

And the fucked up part about it

is you was fucking with my sister.

I was just trying to prove a point on how men ain't shit

and look, you the same old dog.

Now give me my money before I tell your wife

how close we really are.

- What the fuck?

Yo, I said, bitch.

- Bitch.

- I should've never fucked

with you over your sister anyways.

Man, you bugging.

For real.

- Don't no man tell me no.

You was just a point I was trying to prove.

- Yeah you know what, Trace?

Check this out, right.

I'ma give you this bread.

Let me explain something to you, man.

Keep my wife out your fucking mouth, yo.

I swear to God one day somebody

gon' hurt your bipolar bitch ass, man,

and they gon' snatch your heart

right out your fucking chest, yo.

Fuck you.

- Oh, he throws the money.

Ugh.

After everything I been through, that's gon' be hard to do.

(water flushing)

- I can't wait until Daddy gets us our own beds.

I hate sleeping on the floor with you.

- Huh?

What?

- I don't know why I keep coming back here to you.

You used to be beautiful.

Now you just here.

- Sound like you been drinking, Larry.

Maybe you need to go back outside and walk it off.

(dramatic music)

Larry.

- Let me tell you something.

You wouldn't be shit if it wasn't for me.

You wouldn't have this roof over your head.

Clothes on your back.

Air you breathe, you disabled bitch.

- Larry.

- Ain't nobody gon' want you.

- Larry.

- So you stuck here with me.

I know how to work my anger off.

Where my babies at?

Get your hands off me.

- Larry, please.

Take me.

Take me. (cries)

- Get your hands off me.

- Please, Larry.

- Get off me.

- Please, Larry.

Larry.

Please.

- It's funny how our daughter remind us

of how you used to look.

I don't wanna take you nowhere.

And don't interrupt me.

- Help me.

Help me, Lord.

Help me.

- Shut up.

(dramatic music)

- Hi Daddy.

- Hey.

What y'all in here doing?

Listen, go outside for a little while.

I gotta talk to your big sister for a bit.

I got a gift for her.

- Did you get a present for me today, too?

- Not today, baby, but you go outside for a little while.

Maybe next time.

- You don't got nothing for me.

Tracy gets everything.

I'm going outside.

- Shut up, Lena.

(ominous music)

(mom crying)

- You can bring your mama's cash.

* Ah *

* Ah *

* Ah *

* Ooh *

- Why do you hate me so much?

You know Daddy be doing this to me

and you don't say nothing.

I don't wanna be here no more.

I hate it here.

- Stop, okay.

You're not old enough to understand.

- I understand.

You want me to keep Daddy around, but if I go to the police,

you and Daddy going to jail

and me and Lena wind up in the system

and most likely separated.

* Mm *

- I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry, baby.

Me and your daddy.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

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* Oh *

* Oh *

* Oh oh *

* Oh *

* Ooh ooh ooh *

- Hi, Ja'Nazah.

Where you going?

- Right here where I'm always going.

Why you outside?

- I don't know.

Just thinking 'bout stuff.

- Well, I don't like my best friend being sad so (claps).

Go Lena (claps).

Go Lena (claps).

Go Lena (claps).

Go Lena (claps).

Go Lena (claps).

Go Lena (claps).

Go Lena. - Okay.

I'm happy now.

You want a drink?

- Yes.

- Daddy.

- Hm.

- Why don't you never come home with presents for me?

Tracy gets presents all the time.

You and Mommy treat her so much better than me.

Am I a bad person?

- Baby, you're not bad.

You just gotta wait 'til you get a little bit older.

- I'm old enough to get presents, Daddy.

It seems like Tracy be mad when you give her gifts.

If she don't want them, let me get them.

- [Larry] You'll get the same presents Tracy get

when you get a little bit older,

but your presents will be better than Tracy's.

Okay?

- Okay.

- Just wait 'til you get older, baby.

All right?

- Okay.

- And Daddy will give you gifts.

All right?

- Hey, Mom.

- Baby.

- [Lena] I'm going back outside with friends.

We was thirsty.

- Okay.

- [Lena] You okay, Mommy?

- [Debbie] I'm okay, baby.

- [Lena] Why you crying?

- I'm just okay.

But I need you to go back outside and I'll call you.

- Okay.

- As soon as supper is ready. Okay?

- Okay. - I love you.

- Love you, too. - Love you.

* Ah *

* Ah *

* Ah *

- Is there a reason why you standing there looking stupid?

- It needs to end, Larry.

And it has to end now.

- Bitch, the only thing that's gon' end here is you.

Now get out my way, Debbie,

before I get up and make you move now.

- You will not be putting your hands on me or my child

and you sure any damn won't be putting your hands on Lena.

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* Ah *

- Bitch, is you crazy?

- I must be 'cause no mother in they right mind

will let a man do any harm to their children.

And it stops now.

- Bitch, I'ma kill you.

Then I'ma take care of these fucking kids myself.

I don't need you.

You need me. (gun firing)

* Ah *

- That was a gunshot?

- I don't know.

- Your daddy got a gun?

- I don't think so.

- You destroyed me for 14 years, Larry.

You did this to me.

You did this to our family.

I sinned.

I sinned now, Larry.

* Ah ah *

(gun firing) (girl screaming)

* Ah *

- Mommy, Daddy.

Daddy, wake up.

Daddy.

Daddy.

- This is all your fault.

I hate you.

- I hate you, too.

* Ooh *

* Mm mm *

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- So babe, we never really finished talking about

what we was talking about the other day.

- Alex, do you really wanna do this now?

We were having such a good time.

- I mean, why you always gotta get so defensive

when I wanna talk about having a baby?

- Because you're a fuck up, Alex.

Okay?

I don't wanna be stuck with a fuck up.

- Lena, you gotta understand this.

You're my wife.

Having a family is part of marriage.

Like how I'm gon' want something so important and you don't?

Like how that's supposed to work?

- How is it supposed to work

if you don't ever shut the fuck up?

I mean, you're getting loud with me in a public place.

That's great.

And you wanna have a baby.

Just.

I can't with you.

I can't.

- Okay.

(soft music)

- Look, I didn't mean to snap just then, okay.

I just...

I have a lot on my mind.

My sister, she made it really hard for me to trust men

and I'm taking that out on you I guess I kind of.

- Kind of?

Like kind of is like really an understatement, Lena, like.

I mean, you know I knew you had a fucked up past.

You know what I'm saying?

That you never wanna seem to tell me everything about.

You told me how mean your sister was to you.

You know what I'm saying?

Your parents died.

You ended up in foster case.

That's all I know.

- Okay, so some things are just better left in the past.

Right?

I got love for my sister.

I do.

I just I don't fuck with her.

Okay?

I would love to have a relationship with her.

Okay but right now with the way things are

if I was to do something to really hurt her feelings,

I wouldn't give two shits.

- I mean, well do y'all even speak?

- I mean, we're cordial.

I see her when I see her, but I mean it's been a few years.

- Well look, besides all that.

Look, I'm trying to make this family shit happen.

I'm a different person because of you, Lena.

Like you don't see that?

You gotta recognize that.

- Well you should've thought about that

before I started seeing the text messages

that you get on your phone at night.

- Lena, that was four whole years ago.

Like why do you keep bringing up old shit?

I told you I'm different.

You made me like that.

- Yeah, okay.

- I know that nagging ass voice from anywhere.

- Well look at that.

You done conjured up the bitch.

- Wow.

It's glad to see I'm still the topic of discussion.

- Yeah, don't flatter yourself, bitch.

Who's this black ass man we have here?

- Goddamn.

- I'm sorry.

Von, this is my sister Lena.

Lena, this is my husband Von.

- How you doing, baby?

Nice to meet you.

- Yeah, so husband, huh?

Given up the life, huh Trace?

- You can say that.

Now, who's this handsome man we have over here?

- A nigga smart enough to know better.

That would be my husband Alex.

- Listen, it look like we having

a little sort of type of reunion,

so why don't we go get something to eat,

get a couple drinks, and you know chill out

like family and in laws?

- Shit, I'm definitely down to catch up,

but what's up big man?

Yo, lead the way.

- [Alex] Come on.

- Ah ah ah.

I have a better idea.

Why don't y'all come to our house?

Let me be the hostess to my little sister.

- Well shit, let's go.

- Listen, it's only because you're married now

that I'm doing this.

Apparently some progress was made,

but I'll never forget how you treated me.

- Bitch, please.

I was the underdog.

I was the one getting Daddy's presents

that you wanted so bad, okay.

I was the one getting raped while you outside playing

with your raggedy fucking ass dolls.

They treated you like royalty.

- Tracy, I didn't-

- And I hated you.

I hated you.

- How was I supposed to know about that?

I was little, okay.

But that doesn't...

It doesn't give you the right

to hate me the way that you do.

- Lena, the world is still the same, but you hated me, too.

Remember?

- I hate you.

- I hate you, too.

(dramatic music)

- Yo man, what y'all doing, man?

Come on.

I ain't trying to stay in the sun too long.

Slow asses, man.

- I'm saying, bruh, to keep it real with you.

Tight as that shirt is it don't look

like you can be in that shit much long either, bruh.

- Oh, you trying to play me, my nigga?

Yo, fuck you.

Standing there looking like a nigga don't know how to fight.

- Okay, oh.

Now this nigga wanna get violent.

Look man, all I'm saying is

that shirt look like it's cutting off your circulation.

It ain't got nothing to do with the sun

'cause it damn sure ain't that hot out here.

- Yo nigga, I'ma need you to stop talking

to me like forever.

You feel me?

- Listen, that's gon' be kind of impossible

because like we brothers.

Like we kind of related, bro.

- My nigga, please shut the fuck up, all right.

- Okay listen, I'ma shut up not 'cause you said so,

but I'ma be quiet.

I ain't gon' say nothing else to you.

- Yo man, where your car at, man?

Get in your car. - I'm saying, man.

Don't you see we in the motherfucking parking lot?

Nigga, I'm standing next to my shit, motherfucker.

You parked next to me.

- Then get in your shit then, nigga.

- Well nigga, get in your shit.

- Nigga.

This fucking bitch ass nigga.

- This motherfucking bitch ass nigga.

He lucky his wife my wife sister.

I swear to God, man.

Matter fact, I got something for this nigga watch.

- I should fuck his wife.

She don't even look like that nigga type.

Shit, she more my speed anyways.

- I'ma show him.

Yeah.

I'ma show this nigga.

- Yo, can y'all come on?

* Matter fact, what's up with your crib *

* I heard it's low key so why don't you take me there *

* So now I'm sitting in thought *

* I know she got a man but this the chick I want *

* And if this was the other way around *

* I know that the dude would take my girl sprayed down *

- What the hell was that?

What is wrong with you?

- Hold up. You talking to me?

- No, I'm talking to the other bitch

in the passenger seat, Alex.

- Oh wait.

I think you must be seeing shit

'cause I'm the only one in here.

- Why would you invite them to our house?

- Aye for one that's your sister.

For two, I think we need a little company

like to ease this tension you got going on.

You know what I'm saying?

Like and we following them, remember?

We going to tear up they shit.

- Alex, I explained to you that my relationship

with my sister is complicated, okay.

She's still holding this shit over my head

from when we were kids.

She thinks that my parents treated me better than her.

She's been drilling this thing

into my head ever since we were kids and I just can't.

I can't shake it to this day.

- Okay Lena, listen, listen, listen.

I'm just trying to be a happy family.

I ain't sign up to be caught up in no hate battle.

Nothing like that.

You know what I'm saying?

I'm like this not what I pictured

being married to you was gon' be like.

It's really not.

- Okay, Alex.

Well, how about you go find a bitch

that wants to have your baby

and wants to be cool with her sister

and y'all can be one big happy fucking family?

* I see the eye contact *

* I know what they saying *

* Yeah, yeah *

* I know what you dealing with *

* Bitch niggas 'cause niggas do bitch shit *

* Them fake niggas always talking fake shit *

* Them sucker niggas always doing sucker shit *

* You take it out in every man just because of it *

* You tell your girls that you 'bout to be done with it *

* Yo but before you be a lesbian *

* Let me take a chance to change your mind real quick *

- I gotta pee.

* Your life gon' be so lit *

* Vacations, stability, good dick *

* I never whine about the things that you do for me *

* With or without you I'm still gon' do for me *

- Hey, hold up, hold up.

Let me help you with that.

* I'm a boss nigga *

* Cave man, 'Cuse town, never cross nigga *

* Every time I see you out I wanna stack that ass *

* I see the company you keep around *

* I love that *

* Age of you, cage man, yeah I'm all of that *

* 315 gemini, bitch, feel that *

* Mm mm *

- [Man] Hey, Trace.

How you been?

- Oh my God.

Long time no see.

I'm fine.

How you been?

- I been just fine.

I see you haven't changed a bit looking good as ever still.

- Boy, stop.

(ominous music)

Don't even try it.

You still out here trying to be a player?

- Shit, not even close.

Actually, I settled down and got a family now.

- Well ain't that some shit.

Well I'm happy for you 'cause you know you was definitely

about to catch AIDS somewhere, right?

- Ah man, that's wrong.

- Nah, you wrong. - That's wrong.

- For being a hoe.

(ominous music)

But anywho, I'm happy for you, but I gotta get out of here

before this man come popping up out of nowhere.

- You still messing with Von crazy ass?

Yeah, let me get the hell on.

It was nice seeing you though.

Take care. - It was nice seeing you, too.

Hello.

- Yo, where you at?

- I'm just leaving the store.

Why, what's up?

- Well, I'm just trying to make sure

you ain't out here trying to be no hoe,

but yeah I'ma see you in a minute though.

- All right.

(ominous music)

- Come on, man, hurry up.

What are you doing?

Could you please hurry up?

- [Tracy] Do you not see me getting my stuff?

- Man whatever, whatever.

Yo, whatever.

Just come on get out the car, man.

Come on, man.

You walking way too slow right now.

I gotta piss bad as a bitch.

Hurry up.

- All right well, if you had to use the bathroom,

you could've went to your own house

if it was that much of an emergency.

- Well, if I had a fucking key,

we wouldn't even be going through this shit right now.

- All right, but you don't have your own key,

so we're gonna go through this.

- Yo, you been talking like really greasy lately, aight.

Just open the fucking door.

How 'bout that?

(dramatic music)

- My feet hurt.

(dramatic music)

Why you staring at me like that?

I thought you had to use the bathroom.

- Let me ask you a question.

Who was that nigga you was talking to earlier today?

- That was-

- I dare you to lie to me.

- Von, that was the husband of a girl I know.

I haven't seen him in a while.

He was just speaking.

That's it.

- Just speaking?

That doesn't take that long.

Don't make me put that nigga's face on a fucking tee shirt.

Yo, you tripping right now.

- Von, it's not even like that.

I promise.

- Yo, come here.

I gotta work tonight, all right.

So I'ma stop by tomorrow.

And since your ass won't give me a fucking key,

yo make sure that door is unlocked by 3:00 p.m.

- All right.

I'm going to my sister's house tomorrow

and when you on your way, just give me a call.

- Yo, I wish I would.

Listen, I just told your ass.

I need you here at 3:00 p.m.

- All right.

(soft music)

* Hey baby do you believe me *

* When I say I miss you so *

* It seems like your mind is elsewhere *

* Whenever we're on the phone *

* Always on the go *

* Like you got a place to be *

* Never on your own *

* Something you're not telling me, yeah *

* I believe it's true *

* You're off with someone new *

* I never felt this stupid *

- Hey, I know you at work.

I was just calling to say goodnight.

* Is she cute *

* Is she my substitute *

* I never felt so certain that *

- Make sure that nigga ain't coming back.

* Hey cheater, do you feel better *

* Now that you've broken my trust *

* Oh oh oh *

* Boy do you even remember *

* That love is more than just lust *

* Always on the go *

* Like you got a place to be *

* Never on your *

(knocking on door) - Come in.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Goddamn.

- Good thing you called first

'cause I was 'bout to make plans.

- Oh word?

Was I part of them plans though?

- No, you wasn't.

I mean, but you here now.

So what you took tonight off or something?

- [Von] Yeah, something like that.

- Where's your wife?

- Why you asking 'bout my wife?

She home.

She think I'm at work, but didn't I tell you

about asking 'bout my personal shit though?

- Boy whatever, whatever.

Just don't have that bitch in my circumference and we okay.

- [Von] You ain't gotta worry 'bout her though.

- Well, do you need Viagra or you got this?

- Viagra?

Girl, they ain't got a name for the shit I'm 'bout to do.

Go 'head get in that room though.

* I'm way too good for you *

* You're just enough *

* I'm so fed up with you *

* It's bad enough *

* I'm way too good for you *

* I believe it's true *

* You're off with someone new *

* I never felt this way *

- [Tracy] Wow.

I'm glad you found the time to come and see me.

* Is she my substitute *

* I've never felt so certain that I've had enough of you *

- I know I ain't been here in a while.

You know what I'm saying?

But you know my situation and I know yours.

- [Tracy] You right.

So with that being said.

* Tell me is she cute *

* Is she my substitute *

* I've never felt so certain *

- So let's skip the small talk

'cause I got a situation I need you

to take care of right now.

Our little secret.

- Shit, I'm taking this shit to the grave.

You understand me?

- Okay.

- Goddamn, baby.

You got up kind of late, didn't you?

- Yeah well, I couldn't really sleep last night.

Thinking about you at the clubs.

You know I want you to make it home safe.

I get worried about you.

These streets are crazy.

- Babe, you is the sweetest person I know.

You know I appreciate you.

Listen, I'm sorry I messed up your sleep.

You know what I'm saying?

I was just getting into a little something.

You know that's all.

- Well, let's just make sure it's not

no couchie you getting into and we're good.

- Couchie?

Man, what the hell is couchie?

- Oh okay, yeah.

Don't act like I don't be putting this couchie on you.

Do you need a reminder?

- I mean, yeah.

I think I might have to take you up on that offer.

(doorbell ringing)

- Oh well, hold that thought.

Sounds like somebody's here to bug us.

- Babe, listen.

Whoever it is, get rid of 'em.

You know what I'm saying?

'Cause listen, I'm on swole now.

Like right now.

- Put some clothes on so no one sees my shit

on swole like right now.

(ominous music)

Well, look who decided to drop by and bug us.

- Well listen, I'ma let y'all ladies

go on 'head and chop it up.

I'ma go in here and smoke on some of this reefer.

- Reefer, Alex?

Really?

You old as fuck.

- Listen, I would say something,

but I'ma go ahead and keep my comments to myself.

- That's your man.

What was y'all doing?

- I was about to get some ass and then boom Tracy.

So what's up?

- Honestly, I really, really need to talk

to you about something.

- Okay, you look worried.

You wanna take a ride?

- Can we?

- Yeah.

Let me just go tell this knucklehead that I'm leaving.

(ominous music)

* Take it back looking in on his word *

* But you know it's just that *

* Trying to swerve and shock you niggas *

* Probably drown in a fish tank *

* But so what, so what *

* So what, so what *

* So what, so what *

* We don't give a fuck *

* So what, so what, what *

* So what, so what *

* So what, so what *

* So what, so what *

* We don't give a fuck *

* So what, so what *

* Niggas you projects *

* Niggas I'm suburbs *

* Nigga you eight ball *

* Nigga I'm big bird *

* Nigga I cop that *

* Niggas you layaway *

* You niggas is tape decks *

* Bitch I DJ *

* I stay on replay *

* Your shit get tossed out *

- Okay, what's up?

- Damn bitch, you gon' pull off first?

- Damn bitch, I really gotta drive?

This must be some shit.

- You know, just follow me.

* Yeah I hit that, I got that comeback *

* That's why she came back *

* You not like that *

* And they don't like that *

* That's why she played it *

* To make a statement and hope you hear this *

* I hope you hear this *

* Niggas is on this *

* And I'm like wait 'til the remix *

- All right, so what's good?

- Me and Von, we been going at it a lot

and I'm scared that this man

may actually do something to me.

- Going at it?

Like what do you mean going at it?

Like he's putting his hands on you going at it?

- I mean, I be fighting back,

but I feel like this is situation

that I'm not gonna be able to walk away from.

- Girl, it is 2020 something.

Like women ain't scared of niggas anymore.

What is wrong with you?

Why haven't you called the police?

- I do.

They don't do shit.

Plus, I'm just as guilty for sticking around

after the fact that we fight.

I bleed his ass, too.

The point is I got a lot invested in this house

and I ain't going nowhere.

This motherfucker won't sign the divorce papers.

- Shit, I know you guys were going through it,

but I ain't know he was putting his hands on you.

Girl, just 'cause you changed the locks

doesn't mean he's gonna stop coming by.

- Well at least he was man enough to get his own place.

I mean, this nigga really think

I don't know he running around cheating.

Going to work late, coming back around me

smelling like some cheap ass perfume.

Oh, they greet me at work with hugs.

What am I supposed to do?

Tell 'em not to touch me?

I hate it here.

- Well we gotta do something.

I mean, if a man has to put his hands on you,

then he deserves to get his ass beat experimentally

or whatever T.I. said.

- It's expeditiously, bitch.

- Bitch, whatever.

The point is, I wish I might let Alex put his hands on me.

Okay?

Like it would be a misunderstanding in this bitch.

And if he was cheating on me,

girl, I'd be fighting him and I'd be fighting the bitch.

- Lena, ain't none of these men worth a damn.

It's just a matter of time before you find out.

You know what?

Just watch your man, too.

You'll see.

They all cheat.

- You trying to tell me something, Trace?

- I think I just told you.

Men ain't shit, right?

You really want me to say it again?

I'll just talk to you later.

(dramatic music)

- Yo, what's up with you, ma?

- [Tracy] Can you talk?

- Yeah.

You know, I was kind of worried about you.

You know what I'm saying?

Didn't know what was going on.

- So was you happy to see me today

even though you was just up in this pussy last night?

- I mean, I'm always happy to see you.

You know what I'm saying?

You need me to swing through a little later tonight?

I mean, you know I will.

(knocking on door)

- Let me call you back.

- [Von] Bitch, if you don't open this door,

it's coming off the hinges.

- Von, why you gotta be so loud and ignorant?

What's wrong with you?

Von.

What I'd do?

- Didn't I tell you to be here by three o'clock?

Where the fuck was you?

- I was with my sister. I told you.

I lost track of time.

I can't breathe.

- Man, get your ass up.

Get your ass in the fucking room.

- Von, please, I'm not in the mood for that right now.

- Well you know what?

You lucky it's not about your mood.

And please bitch don't make me repeat myself again.

You know what the fuck this is.

- Von, just give me my divorce

so we can go our separate ways.

Everything is yours.

The cars, the money, the hoes.

All I want is the house.

The house.

- You gonna make me repeat myself?

Man, get your ass in the fucking room.

- Von, stop.

- Where you going?

- To take a shower.

Is that okay with you?

- Why you always got a smart mouth all the damn time?

- Why are you still here?

You got what you wanted.

Don't you gotta go to work?

- Oh yeah.

Let me get my ass up so I can get up out of here.

Get in the shower with you.

- I'm trying to wash your funk off me not on.

- Yo, how many times I'm gon' tell you?

I don't give a fuck what you want, all right?

And you know what?

Right now I feel like I'm repeating myself again.

- [Tracy] Shit.

- Well goddamn, babe.

Where the fuck you went, to the moon?

- No.

I was having girl time with my sister

and then I went to happy hour.

She's really going through it with this bum ass dude.

- I'm saying, ain't she supposed to be

getting divorce from him anyway?

- Did you know that he was putting his hands on her?

- Okay, so why she don't just press charges?

- I said the same thing.

She obviously really scared of him.

I gotta do something about that.

- Okay, so let me ask you this.

What would you do if I put my hands on you?

- Boy, why don't you try it and find out?

Just know I'm not responsible

for the actions taken upon you.

- Girl, I'll beat your motherfucking ass.

- Just know they don't solve murders in this town.

She does have my mind rambling though.

- Oh okay 'bout what?

What she say?

- That all men cheat.

It's just a matter of time until you figure out when.

- Oh.

That's fucked up.

- Baby, I'm 'bout to be out.

- Can you stay out this time?

- Yo, what you say?

- I said okay.

(dramatic music)

- Yo I'm 'bout to go to the store.

Don't leave. I'll be back.

(phone beeping)

- Yo, who the fuck are you texting this late?

- Babe, I'm texting my peoples from out of town.

I told them when they came in,

I was gon' chill with them for an hour or two like.

- Yeah, well you've been going out quite a bit lately.

I told you Tracy has my mind rambling.

Do I need to worry?

- Babe, do you wanna come the fuck with us?

You can come on.

- Don't even play with me because you know I will.

Bum ass nigga and stupid ass bitch.

- All right, I'm 'bout to go to work, all right?

- Where the fuck were you last night?

- Babe, I told you my peoples were coming from out of town.

I was chilling with them.

- I wanna meet this person that you got from out of town.

- I mean like, is you serious?

Like what is this about?

Like why you wanna meet people now?

- 'Cause I do.

- Okay listen, Lena.

It's seven o'clock in the morning.

I'm sitting here trying to enjoy my herbal tea,

smoke me an early morning cigarette.

I ain't trying to argue with you early in the morning

just to prove a point and I invited you to come.

- You invited me 'cause you knew I would say no.

But that's okay.

You keep having fun with your little late night friend.

I'm gonna pull up on your ass when you least expect it.

- Hey listen, I'm supposed to go

to your sister house later on, fix her plumbing, okay.

Why don't you come over there with me?

Keep her company while I work.

- When did she ask you to do that?

- Last night when I seen her at the store.

- Okay.

Yeah, maybe I should come.

I should check on her anyway 'cause of that Von situation.

- Okay baby, listen.

How 'bout you stay home?

Clean up the house real nice,

wash the dishes, make it smell real good,

and I'll make you a nice, real nice dinner.

Some bon appetite type shit.

You understand?

Make your mouth water.

- All right.

I can do that.

- Okay.

- [Von] You know I'm never signing

them divorce papers, right?

- Von.

How do you hold onto something

that doesn't wanna be held onto?

- 'Cause I love you.

'Til death do us part, remember?

- How can you love something that you physically abuse?

(doorbell ringing)

- Yo, who the fuck is that?

- I don't know.

- [Von] You got niggas like

stopping by the house or some shit?

- I can't stand his ass.

- [Von] Yo, can I help you?

- Not actually.

Tracy can.

I mean, she called me, man.

I'm supposed to be coming over here check her plumbing.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

- No, no. She said something was going on.

I'm trying to see what the problem is.

- [Von] What are you talking about?

I'm really good plumbing.

Wait, why didn't she ask me about that?

- I mean, maybe if you was good at it,

I wouldn't be standing here

with a big ass monkey wrench and a box.

- Hey, Alex.

What's up?

- Hey, what's going on?

You forgot you had hit me.

You said something was going on with your pipes.

I just came to see what the problem was.

- I completely forgot.

Come on, I'll show you.

- Okay.

- Von, can you move so he can get through?

(ominous music)

- Aw man.

- All right, look in there.

- Let's see.

- All right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nah, I'm saying though.

I mean, that's kinda crazy though.

You must really hate your sister, right?

Hey, it's all good to me though.

I mean, long as you give me that pussy.

I'm good with that though.

All right.

You gonna do the little thing I like though?

All right, all right, cool.

All right, I'll be there in a second, all right.

I'll meet you there.

- Oh I mean, that's a little something.

That shouldn't take too long.

I mean, it's a little loose.

You know, that's why you been getting them leaks.

But this shouldn't take long at all.

I can take care of that.

- That's a first.

- Damn sure won't be the last.

Shit.

- [Tracy] Von-

- No. Whatever you 'bout to ask me, no.

All right?

And listen, sister husband or not,

that nigga better hurry up, all right.

He got one motherfucking hour.

And you know what?

While he's at it, why don't you tell this nigga

to fix the fucking cabinets?

That nigga do everything else around this bitch.

- That's what I was gonna ask you.

- Man, get the fuck out of here.

What I look like?

- Can't stand his ass.

You can stop acting now.

Besides, you know you fixing the wrong pipes.

- I know. Listen, I ain't mean to pop up on you like that.

You know what I'm saying?

I just wanted to see you though.

- [Tracy] Well, it's a good thing we came up with a code.

- I mean, it's a good thing I had my tool

'cause that could've got real ugly.

- [Tracy] Well, you got about 45 minutes

to wrench this monkey.

- But shit, what's going on with y'all divorce though?

- [Tracy] I'm working on it.

I ain't trying to kiss you.

- All right then.

- [Tracy] Turn around.

- Oh shit.

* If you are serious *

* Feeling has brought us *

* Yeah *

* Baby, your love is gold *

* But I don't feel the trust *

* Something's not adding up *

* What you been up to *

* Drinking all night *

* Who's that right by your side *

* Why don't you tell me *

- So you.

- I'm good for you all day, baby.

- Gonna need you to keep your hands off my sister.

That's not what I signed up for.

- I know but she keeps doing shit that's pissing me off yo.

Like.

- So why haven't you signed the papers?

- 'Cause I mean unless you give up your end of the bargain.

So you can leave your husband.

Don't you wanna be with me?

- Course I do, but you know it's more complicated than that.

- [Von] How is it more complicated?

- Sh.

You got work to do.

* We got a thing for each other *

* So don't go wasting what you feeling *

* Don't be dumb, be dumb, be dumb *

* Ooh *

* Don't be dumb, be dumb, be dumb *

* Ooh *

* Don't be dumb, be dumb, be dumb *

* Ooh *

* Don't be dumb, be dumb, be dumb *

* Ooh *

* Don't be dumb, be dumb, be dumb *

* Sorry is what to you *

* When you don't show on time *

* When you go out a lot *

* Yeah *

* Sorry is a word of truth *

* It isn't a way to know *

* Sometimes you gotta hide *

* What you been up to *

* Drinking all night *

* Who's that right by your side *

* Why don't you tell me now *

* Oh *

* Why you calling me late at night *

* Saying you need a ride *

* When you don't tell me why *

* I got a thing about you *

* You got a thing about me too *

* But you keep playing with my feelings *

* Even though you know I got a thing about you *

* We got a thing for each other *

* So don't go wasting what you feeling *

* Don't be dumb, be dumb, be dumb *

* Ooh *

* Don't be dumb, be dumb, be dumb *

(dramatic music)

- Nah, nigga, fuck that.

You just getting done?

- My nigga, the shit took a little longer

than I fucking thought.

You know what I'm saying?

But the shit is fixed now.

You ain't gotta worry 'bout that,

but I might have to come back a little later

to fix some other things.

- Nah nigga, just tell me which one it is?

Man, I got it.

- Von. - You hear me? I got this.

- Listen, I don't need you to do none of that, man.

I'ma come back.

Make sure the shit is done right,

so I ain't gotta come back again.

You understand me?

- Mm hm.

- Pardon me, man.

- Von, don't worry about it.

- No, no, fuck that.

Fuck that.

Yo, sister husband or not.

I don't want that pretty motherfucker here

if your sister not with him, you hear me?

Do you hear me?

- Who are you to tell me though

who I can and cannot have in my house?

Just sign the damn papers.

I'm tired of your shit.

- Bitch.

Bitch, I ain't one of them punk motherfuckers

to stick around for the tax money.

Better watch who the fuck you talking to, all right?

- Why you still sticking around?

I don't love you.

I want you gone.

I just want out of this life.

- You know what, bitch?

Be careful what you ask for, all right?

- Fuck you, Von.

* You better watch what you say *

* I'm not in the mood today *

* You better watch how you play *

* I'm not having it today *

* Let me be perfectly clear *

* I'm not having it today *

* I can bring you to tears *

* I'm not having it today *

* Let me be perfectly clear *

* I'm not having it today *

* I'm the monster that you fear *

* I'm not having it today *

* No way *

* With you *

* Turn around, move out the way *

- Hey, babe.

I'm back.

- Everything fixed?

- Yeah, pretty much.

Told her to call me for some other problems.

Damn, you looking kind of sexy today.

You went somewhere?

- I stepped out to get something, but house is clean.

So get to cooking my little handyman.

- Okay, you got that.

I'ma give you that.

Man, but listen though.

I ran into Von over there.

And that nigga kind of weird like.

- Why do you say that?

- I mean, 'cause he act like

he was jealous I was there or something.

- Are you doing something to make him feel jealous?

- Why you say that?

- I told you my sister's a flirt.

Surprised she hasn't made a move on you yet

considering she does it to all of my men.

- Hey, I just went over there and fixed her pipes.

That's it.

- Her pussy pipes or her plumbing pipes

'cause it doesn't take you that long to fuck?

- I'm saying hold on. What the fuck is you talking about?

Like you sound like you accusing me

or some shit or something like.

- Whatever.

Can you just start cooking?

I have my new little toy and I wanna see how it works.

- Yo, I'm scared to even ask like.

- Then don't.

And now my little baby camera,

let's see what kind of trouble you can bring me.

(dramatic music)

(phone buzzing)

- Hello. - Yo, I'm outside.

Open the door.

- I like how you just popping up at my damn house.

I could be having company or something.

- Yo, you trying to play me?

I wish you have another nigga up in this bitch.

- Damn, I ain't say nothing about no nigga.

I'm saying it could've been one of my girls up in here.

Damn, move.

- Yeah, you know better enough not to play me.

- Whatever.

- And I'm hungry.

- Excuse me.

You must think I'm your wife.

And if that's the case, you got me completely fucked up.

- Yo, all the money I be dishing out to your ass

and a nigga can't get no food up in this bitch?

- It's not what you say.

It's how you say it.

Speaking of money, I need some.

- For what?

What you need money for now?

- Whatever the fuck I wanna use it for.

Just know I need some.

- See that's the shit I'm talking about right there, man.

That's that gold digger shit.

It seems like all you care about my fucking money.

- Gold digger?

People still use that, Von?

There's no such thing as gold digger.

I am a woman.

I come naturally expensive.

If you can't afford me, find a bitch in your lane who can.

Stay in it 'cause this not the road you want to be on.

- I swear to God, man.

You talk so much shit, yo.

- Right. - So much shit.

- Right, right, whatever.

Speaking of shit, when is this divorce gonna happen?

'Cause I'm ready to make moves

and she's holding up the process.

- Listen.

I been trying my hardest to get her

to fucking sign the papers, but she playing hardball,

and honestly I don't know why

she hasn't signed the papers yet.

But baby, as soon as she do, I'ma let you know.

You know what I'm saying?

Then we up out of here, you know.

- Boy, I swear to God.

You better not be playing with me

'cause shit can get real ugly.

- Yo, I'ma tell you this shit one more time.

Stop fucking talking to me like that, yo.

- Well act like you care about me then.

Like damn.

I'm just ready to start our family, babe.

Damn.

(dramatic music)

- So babe, when you said your sister be trying

to get at all your men, what you meant by that?

- Exactly what it sounds like, Alex.

Tracy's got this thing where she has

to prove men ain't shit so.

She tries to get them to cheat on their mates

or blackmail them, exploit them, whatever,

even if it means using her own sister.

- So hold up.

You ever slept with any of her men?

- No.

Make it seem like I was the hoe.

I only had a couple of real boyfriends,

but it doesn't matter who I spoke to

'cause Tracy would fuck them.

Then she'd used them until she got bored with them.

- Yeah, that's messed up.

- Bitch is texting me right now.

She caught me out there with a couple of dudes

that I really liked.

One of them I was with for three years and then boom Tracy.

Then the other time was a few years after that

and she videotaped the shit,

and then had the nerve to send it to me

saying, "Told you niggas ain't shit."

I was engaged to him.

I was so hurt.

But again, maybe my sister spared me some future heartache.

- I mean, that's crazy.

I mean, she was taking one for the team though.

I mean, but you ain't never tell me no shit like that.

- 'Cause it's embarrassing.

Certainly tried to do the same thing to her,

but I couldn't just see myself fucking anybody for revenge,

so then I tried to do other things to get back at her,

but that Von has her on a really tight leash.

- Well shit I guess he do if he beating her ass.

- Yo, watch your mouth.

That's still my sister.

And pretty sure she's still doing her

'cause at the end of the day if you're a married man

and you can resist my sister, well then you're a keeper

'cause the bitch is bad and no one tells her no.

Are you a keeper, Alex?

- Come on, babe.

You know I'm a keeper.

- Good 'cause I'm gonna invite them over for drinks

and I'm gonna have a private chat with Von.

- You sure you wanna do that?

I told you this nigga weird as shit.

And I don't really want him trying to come at you like that

like while y'all alone.

- I'm a big girl.

I can handle myself.

- The fuck?

(upbeat music)

- Beat y'all ass.

- Whatever.

All right, I'm gonna go get us something to drink.

- Bring me some ice.

- Aye yo, so Von.

We been married to these two for quite some time.

You know what I'm saying?

We ain't really never got a chance to chop it up.

I mean like what you got going on?

What you do for a living?

- Work, but I'm off tonight so I'm here.

But what you do?

What the fuck you got going on?

- Man, I'm a plumber.

I plumb shit.

I mean, but you already know that.

I mean, you just finding out.

You know what I'm saying? 'Cause she not.

- You been doing that for about four years now right?

- I mean, been like more like 10.

You know what I'm saying?

But I been back and forth in your basement for about that.

You know what I'm saying?

I been trying to convince you to get that old piping done.

You know, but you don't wanna take my advice.

- One of these days.

- Okay, out of ice.

Out of drinks.

So Tracy, would you mind if Von rides with me to the store?

I wanna have a little chat with him.

- I don't give a fuck.

Can you bring something to eat while you at it?

Fake ass host.

Got us drinking, ain't shit to munch on,

and a bitch is starving.

- [Lena] Okay, I guess I could do that.

- Please, get some ice, too.

- Yo, get some microwaveable shit, too.

- [Lena] Yeah, yeah.

- Ready for y'all to be gone.

- Nigga please.

* I rather call you more than tell you baby *

* Check me out *

* Who you want, who you want *

* I want you *

* Tell me what you need tonight *

* Rather than pass me by *

* Pass me by *

- Yo listen, we only got about an hour,

so why don't we order some food?

You take me home, fuck me.

Let's take your car.

- Just wanted to make sure they was gone.

But anywho.

So.

Why'd you want them to come back so soon?

You ain't happy to see me?

- I mean, you know I'm happy to see you.

You know I had to play the part.

I had to make the shit look real.

- Yeah.

- But listen, your sister was telling me like

how you use men to like just to prove a point type shit.

Like what's going on with that?

- Listen, my sister is lost and naive

and she don't deserve you.

Real shit.

You keep hitting this the way you hitting it,

you gon' mess around and get me pregnant.

Then you know we really gon' have to make shit happen.

Right?

- I mean listen, I hope you really, really ready for this.

You know what I'm saying?

'Cause you don't know how much I love your ass.

- Here you go.

Listen, I would suck your dick,

but I can taste the salt on you now,

so I know it ain't clean.

Can't give you no pussy 'cause I got my period,

but after you wash it, I got other places you can stick it.

You better hurry up.

- Damn, you nasty as fuck.

Well hold on.

Let me hurry up and go to the bathroom then.

- [Tracy] Hurry up.

* Playing on my airplane *

* Reminiscing 'bout vast things *

* Remember that we had a big thing *

* Maybe words didn't come out right *

* I wish that I was sober *

* And I wish that I could call you *

* Tell you to come over *

* I wish that I could hold you *

* Back, turn back the hands of time *

* Turn it back and make you change your mind *

* If I could turn back the hands of time *

* Baby think it over now *

* All we're promised is one night *

* Baby I can change your mind *

* Baby we can comprise *

- Yeah, that was crazy.

Yo listen, we need to do shit like that more often.

- Slow down, cowboy.

When I get this divorce, I don't care who know about us.

But in the meantime, we gotta keep this under wraps.

- Listen, I'm trying to pump that stomach up.

You know what I'm saying?

Listen, Lena talking 'bout not having a baby.

I'm not with that shit.

You know what I'm saying?

That's just not what I'm with.

- Aight Daddy, I'ma do that for you.

Aight?

You may have to kill that nigga Von off the show though,

but in the meantime what you doing

about getting away from Lena?

- Baby, you ain't even gotta worry about that.

I'm on it.

- [Tracy] Yeah, okay.

- I'm working on that.

- [Tracy] Yeah, we'll see.

- ASAP.

- Yeah.

(ominous music)

- Shit.

Baby, let me ask you a question though.

When we gonna get up out of here, man?

Yo Lena, I ain't never loved somebody like I love you, baby.

- Baby look, I am trying, okay.

I have sicced three bad bitches on this motherfucker.

He has not taken the bait on a single one of them.

If he's cheating on me, the bitch has some super pussy

because I've spent good money on Instagram hoes.

Or maybe he just loves me.

- Listen baby, but I got you though, all right.

Listen, don't freeze up on me now, all right.

I need you in my life.

- Why?

So you can beat up on me like you do my sister?

- Yo don't fucking come at me like that.

Yo stop, all right.

You know I'll never treat you like that.

Your sister's the fucking devil yo.

Fucking can't stand her ass.

- Then why won't you just sign the papers?

- Because I'm fucking petty, all right.

And I'm not signing 'til you sign, all right.

In fact, how's the plan going on your side right now?

- Like I said, I'm trying, okay.

I'm trying to get him to do something to cause a divorce,

but me not wanting to have his baby

is definitely taking its toll as well.

Look, let's just go get this food, okay.

- Yeah all right, come on.

(ominous music)

- Oh this nigga not answering his phone.

That means he want me to pull up.

That's what I'm 'bout to do.

(ominous music)

Yeah, I'm 'bout to get this nigga.

He think he motherfucking slick.

(ominous music)

- [Lena] All right let's go get this food

before they get suspicious.

- All right, hold up though.

You know what I'm saying?

- Listen, we can't be doing that in public.

You don't know who could be watching.

- Oh shit.

Hold the fuck up.

Let me see this shit right here.

(ominous music)

That's his wife's sister?

- Yo, I don't give a shit about that right now, man.

What you wanna talk to me about?

Or you just trying to get some of this good loving again?

- Yeah both but listen Von.

(dramatic music)

- Oh we fucking sisters?

Sisters?

You nasty bitch.

- I'm pregnant and I know it's yours.

- She said she fucking pregnant.

Ooh.

- But come on, we can't talk about this here.

Let's go, come on.

- Yeah, all right.

(dramatic music)

- I swear to God.

Oh yeah.

It's on now.

It's lit.

I'm 'bout to shit that fuck up.

Mm hm, they don't know I see they ass.

Nasty motherfuckers.

Fucking Maury Povich ass motherfuckers.

Fucking I am the father head ass motherfuckers.

(dramatic music)

Don't go to jail tonight.

Don't go to jail tonight.

Do not go to jail tonight.

(dramatic music)

Oh, you wanna play games, nigga?

And you see me?

That's okay 'cause I'm 'bout to have

that bitch address in 10 minutes.

Mm hm.

Nasty damn dog.

That's okay. That's cute.

(crickets chirping)

Yo, should I go tell this bitch husband?

Nah, I ain't gonna tell him.

He innocent in all this.

I'm waiting for this bitch to pull up.

Then I'm gon' holla at Tracy ass.

That's what the fuck I'm gon' do.

Fuck these bitches, man.

(ominous music)

Yo, there go that bitch right there.

I should motherfucking.

(ominous music)

Huh?

Aw.

Oh, what the fuck?

This fucking Jerry Springer ass shit.

Come on, man.

What the?

Oh my.

Yo, let me just get the fuck out of here.

(thunder rumbling)

Excuse me.

- Jesus, fuck.

Can I fucking help you?

- I wanna say if I was gay, I'd fuck your sister, too.

- It's a good thing you're not because she's not either.

- How 'bout you?

- Strictly dickly, bitch.

- Oh yeah, I bet.

Bet you Von be all up in that shit

just like he be all up in me.

He gotta be 'cause you pregnant right?

Oh yeah, I heard that

right when I was coming to visit his ass.

Then boom what do you know?

It's his wife sister.

- What do you want?

- Don't worry, bitch.

I'm not with the love triangle shit.

Von was supposed to be leaving your sister

to start a family with me

and she won't sign the fucking divorce papers.

- That's sad.

I'm sorry to break it to you,

but it's him that won't sign the divorce papers.

So I don't know how long the two of you been dealing,

but clearly he's been lying to you the whole time

and that makes you the weakest link.

But the real question is is why you're here?

You here to tell my husband?

- I mean I was.

I was gonna be petty as fuck, but I'm a woman,

and I was coming to let you know what was what

because I done warned this bitch ass nigga

about playing with my motherfucking feelings,

but what you need to do is watch your husband.

- The fuck is that supposed to mean?

- Exactly what the fuck I said.

If I was gay, I'd fuck your sister, too,

'cause the bitch is bad.

Not as bad as me but I guess it's working for her.

- All right, is that all?

- All I know is you motherfuckers is nasty.

Y'all deserve whatever karma's gonna come to y'all

'cause a real bitch.

I know when to fall the fuck back.

- How the fuck do you know where I live anyway?

- I'm resourceful, bitch.

I know everything.

(thunder rumbling)

- Well, damn babe.

Who the hell was that?

She looked perturbed.

- Some stupid wack ass bitch

talking about her wack ass husband.

- So you know her man?

- No, but that's not my problem.

You are.

(thunder rumbling)

- What the fuck I do?

- I don't know, but I'm gonna figure it out.

- Figure out what?

- If you're a keeper, Alex.

(thunder rumbling)

(phone buzzing)

(phone chiming)

- Hey baby, what's up?

Hey baby, what's going on?

Yo, what the fuck?

Fuck you hit me for?

- Who the fuck you got coming to my house

telling me about you and her?

- What the fuck are you talking about?

What bitch? - Some bitch came to my house

saying that you're promising her

the same shit you're promising me.

- Baby listen, it's a chick I fucked with back in the day.

All right?

She became a stalker.

Won't leave me the fuck alone.

And honestly, baby, I ain't tell you about her

because I thought that shit was over.

She still talking shit about me, that's all.

- You need to handle that shit

because she seems like the talking type

and we can't have that right now.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

What you mean the talking type?

- Just like she came and told on your ass to me,

she was talking some slick shit

like Alex might be fucking Tracy.

- Wait what?

- Wait what?

Don't act surprised, okay.

If this is true, this is our chance.

I'll collect the alimony.

We get on. We do what we do.

But you need to handle shit on your end

before she fucks things up because she knows I'm pregnant.

- Wait, you told her that?

- No, she heard us outside, but doesn't matter, Von.

You fucking her, too?

- Baby, stop.

Listen, relax.

Listen, relax, all right.

You take care shit on your end.

I'll take care of shit on my end, all right.

Listen, listen, I love you.

All right?

Listen, I love you.

Come here.

- I love you, too.

(ominous music)

- [Woman 1] Don't worry 'bout nobody nagging my fucking ass.

- [Woman 2] Let's go get a drink, bitch.

Let's get a drink. - We gotta go.

This some bullshit.

(phone ringing)

- The fuck is this?

Her ass.

(dramatic music)

What's up?

- [Lena] Hey girl, what you doing?

- Nothing.

Sitting here 'bout to have a few drinks.

Why, what's up?

- [Lena] 'Bout to pull up.

(dramatic music)

- Bitch, you already know.

Take your shoes off.

- Okay.

Goddamn.

All right, don't say nothing about my socks though.

It's Sunday. Ain't got time to wash.

- Listen, don't nobody give a fuck.

Long as your feet ain't wet, it's raining.

- All right, whatever.

- Yeah. So.

What brings you to these neck of the woods?

- Nothing.

Alex just is driving me crazy with the I want a baby shit.

- Well give him one.

You his wife.

- Why don't you give him one?

- I ain't having no damn kids.

Definitely not with Von.

He just need to sign them damn papers.

I don't know what the fuck's taking him so long.

- Yeah, me either.

Anyway, gotta use your bathroom.

- All right, well you know where it's at.

I'ma smoke a cigarette.

Use the one by the bedroom.

(dramatic music)

- Yo, girl.

I ain't even tell you.

Did I tell you that this bitch rolled up on me this morning.

Says that Alex was across town with a bitch.

- What?

You ain't get no more info?

Who was she and where'd you see her?

What the fuck was they doing?

- I don't know.

She was talking out of her ass and I had to take shit so.

I cut the conversation short,

but I'm definitely gonna be questioning Alex when I see him.

- They always say what your girl won't do another one will.

- And I will fuck their lives up.

I'm not scared of rocking an orange jumpsuit, bitch.

- Well damn, you looking at me like I'm fucking him.

- Well, we've been there before.

- Yeah, we have.

I keep telling you men ain't shit.

- Yeah, how could I forget?

- Don't.

- Yeah well.

I need to get these tax papers done before the deadline,

so hopefully I can get some work done

and Alex will be out at the clubs tonight.

Don't need him trying to knock me up.

- You know what?

Von need to go with him so I can get me some sleep.

I can't stand his ass.

I wish getting a divorce was just as easy

as signing the goddamn papers.

Tear 'em up.

Boom, done, divorce.

Aight, get out.

Oh.

Do me a favor.

- What?

- Can you give Alex this key?

I need him to come over and finish fixing these pipes.

I'm not gonna be here so if you don't mind.

- If you can get the damn key off the ring.

- I'm working on it, bitch.

- Yeah, I can do that.

- Here.

- No problem.

- All right.

- Have a good one.

(ominous music)

(dramatic music)

- Yo bitch, I already told you I caught his bitch ass.

I knew something was going on.

Didn't I tell you he was acting mad weird?

But I found him with the next bitch.

I'ma call you back though.

- Yo, what's up?

Yo, what the fuck you hit me for?

- You think I'm some dumb ass bitch out here?

- The fuck you talking about yo?

- Von, don't play dumb.

You looked me dead in my motherfucking face

when I saw you with the next bitch.

- And so you thought it was cool to fucking talk to Lena

and tell her my fucking business?

- Man, fuck you and that bitch.

I don't give a fuck.

You got this bitch pregnant.

What about our family that we was supposed to be starting?

- Well I'm sorry things ain't go as planned,

but I need you to back the fuck off

and live your fucking life.

- Yup, right after I tell

your motherfucking wife I'm pregnant.

That's if she not fucking her sister husband.

- Yo, you ain't fucking.

- Get the fuck off of me.

Get off of me.

* Ah *

* Ah *

- Look at you now, you stupid bitch.

Always fucking playing me.

Now you ain't got no fucking life.

(soft music)

* Ooh *

* Oh oh oh oh *

* Oh oh oh *

(soft music)

- So babe, what you got going on tonight?

- Work.

- Okay, well shit I'ma go have a few drinks.

You know what I'm saying?

I know how you get when you wanna work.

- No, it's already 10 o'clock,

so I'll be in bed by the time you get back.

I'm already tired.

- Okay.

Now listen, babe.

- Listen I already know what you're about to say

and it's the same, okay.

We are not having a baby.

- Yo, why you always coming at me like that?

Like I'm some deadbeat ass type of nigga out here

with nothing going on for himself, man.

Don't you know that's the type of shit

that fuck marriages up?

Pull people apart and shit, man.

- Well consider it fucked, okay, 'cause if me not wanting

to have your baby is pushing you away,

I don't know what the fuck to tell you.

- You know what?

Fuck you, Lena, 'cause I don't gotta take this shit.

I'm out.

You know what I'm saying?

And you talking about you ain't gon' stay up for me.

Be lucky if the fuck I come back.

Type of bullshit you on.

(soft music)

- Something's just not right with you.

(soft music)

It's okay.

I got my secrets, too.

(soft music)

(phone buzzing)

- Hello.

- Yo, what you doing?

- What's the matter, baby? You sound upset.

- Yo, I'm on the motherfucking way.

Is that nigga there?

- No.

- Good 'cause I'm ready for this shit to be over.

- Aight.

Hold on.

(soft music)

All right, well let me run to the store real quick.

I'll be right back.

Did Lena give you that key I left?

- Key? What key?

- Nah, I left the key with her earlier to give you

so you can come to fix my pipes.

- Nah, we kinda got into it

so she ain't give me shit but attitude.

- Aw, poor baby.

All right, well let me hurry up and go.

I'll see you when you get here.

But sit in the car, all right.

Don't come in until you see me go back in.

You know I got nosy ass neighbors.

- [Alex] Yeah aight, cool.

- All right, bye.

(dramatic music)

(gasps) Fuck, Von.

Scared the shit out of me.

What are you doing here?

- Fuck you talking about?

This my house, too.

- Not tonight it ain't and I'm about to go.

- Fuck you going looking all nice and shit?

- None of your business and I'ma be gone for a while.

Come back tomorrow when the fucking sun is up.

You look scary at night.

Move.

Forgot to close my goddamn door.

- Yo, you ain't gonna keep

locking me out the fucking house yo.

- Your house is on the other side of town, Von.

You at my shit now.

Goodnight.

(upbeat music)

(suspenseful music)

- [Von] Yo where you going and don't fucking lie to me?

- [Tracy] To hell if I don't pray.

Why? You coming to sign them divorce papers?

If not, leave me alone.

- [Von] Yo, I'm coming back right now.

- [Tracy] Listen, I'm 'bout to park my car in the driveway,

jump in the car with my homegirl,

so you gonna be waiting for nothing.

(suspenseful music)

- Yo, man.

I'm so fucking sick and tired of this motherfucker, man.

When the fuck is your wack ass husband

gonna sign these fucking papers, man?

- Listen, I don't know, but let's skip the small talk

because I got something I gotta tell you.

- [Alex] All right, what's good?

(suspenseful music)

- Listen, I wasn't on my period the last time I told you.

I was late but I wasn't sure.

That's why I ain't do anything with you

until I took another test.

- So what you saying?

- I'm pregnant and it's yours.

So we in trouble.

- Shit, yes we is.

(intense music)

- [Woman] Wait a minute.

(intense music)

- You be all up in this shit.

No wonder why my ass got knocked up.

- I mean you know I got big plans.

You know what I'm saying?

You ready for this shit though?

- Am I ready?

- Yeah.

You ready?

- Get dressed and get out.

(suspenseful music)

- What?

The fuck you talking 'bout?

(suspenseful music)

- Listen, I been doing this shit to my sister for years.

I was only telling you what you needed to hear

'cause that's how I give it up.

I ain't shit.

I'm a grimy bitch.

But this the point I been trying to prove to Lena.

Men ain't shit.

- I'm really not understanding

what you trying to tell me right now.

- You fucking your wife's sister and you got me pregnant.

Now why would I want a cheating ass man such as yourself?

Why?

- Is you even pregnant?

- Yes, I am, and it's yours.

Matter fact, I'ma see you in court for child support.

Maybe after your divorce

'cause you know she gon' find out right?

But that's all right 'cause I'ma be gone.

Fuck you and fuck her, too, 'cause she ain't shit either.

Now get the fuck out.

Hurry up.

- Fucking shit, man.

You gotta be fucking shitting me.

Yo.

- Hurry up, here you go.

- I'ma kill you.

- No, you not.

Oh my God.

* Ah *

* Ah *

- Von, Von.

Von.

Von stop, I'm sorry.

Von, stop.

Stop, Von.

Stop.

* Ah *

- I swear to God one day somebody

gon' hurt your bipolar bitch ass, man,

and they gonna snatch your heart

right out your fucking chest yo.

Fuck you.

* Oh *

* Oh oh oh oh *

* Oh oh oh *

- Stupid bitch.

Fuck you let that nigga get you fucking pregnant?

Bitch.

* Oh *

* Oh oh oh *

* Oh oh oh *

* Oh oh oh *

* Oh *

* Oh oh *

- You still up? - You smell like perfume.

- I'm saying I thought you was gon' be sleep.

- Doesn't change the fact that you smell like perfume.

- Okay, I was in the club.

Like what do you really expect?

You know what?

I'ma go take a shower so I won't smell like perfume.

All right?

(bright music)

- I been doing this shit to my sister for years.

I was only telling you what you needed to hear

'cause that's how I give it up.

I ain't shit.

I'm a grimy bitch.

You fucking your wife's sister and you got me pregnant.

Now why would I want a cheating ass man such as yourself?

* Let's dance *

- Babe, I know things ain't been right with us lately.

You know what I'm saying?

But I just wanna fix it.

I don't like when we beef like this.

- There something you wanna tell me, Alex?

- Yeah I wanna tell you I love you.

See, this what I be talking 'bout.

- What is that you talked about, Alex?

- Every time I try to talk to you, you do shit like this.

- Okay so, let's fast forward to the part

where I ask you are you fucking my sister?

- Shit, I'm taking this shit to the grave.

You understand me?

Am I fucking who?

- Am I fucking who?

There's no fucking owls here, Alex.

You heard me.

- Babe.

The question is who you fucking

'cause it damn sure ain't me.

- You're right, Alex.

I am fucking.

- Who you fucking, Lena?

- I'm fucking tired of you.

Something's not right with you lately.

That's okay. I'm gonna figure it out.

- Babe, listen.

Can we just take a second.

Calm down, relax.

You know what I'm saying?

Get past all the bullshit we been going through.

You know what I'm saying?

And just let's try to get this right.

Let's try to make it how it used to be.

You know what I'm saying?

This is not what I had planned.

- Okay yeah, I gotta go somewhere,

but I'll be back and we will be finishing this conversation,

but Tracy left a key for you.

Can't imagine why.

I don't know where it is though.

- Okay well that's all right

'cause I ain't in no hurry to go over there and work.

- Oh, the other day you were really excited

to get over there and fix her pipes.

What's wrong, Alex?

You don't like fixing her pipes anymore?

- Okay, damn Lena.

You taking this shit too far.

- Yeah, you're right.

I'll be back.

- Yo listen, I don't know.

You know what I'm saying?

Where I went wrong at.

You know but I'm sorry.

This bitch going through everything.

(upbeat bluesy music)

- Trace.

Yo Trace.

Yup, someone's definitely been fucking in here.

Time to figure out who.

Should have just hid in here.

Surprise motherfuckers.

- Shit, see what the hell going on with book face.

See who like my shit.

Ooh.

Well damn baby, that was quick.

- I told you I was gonna be back.

Let me get you this key so you can get the hell up

on out of here and do what you gotta do.

- I mean, babe, it ain't really no rush.

I can always go another time.

- No, I'm good.

You need to finish doing what you gotta do,

so we can have that conversation

when you get back with no interruptions.

- Okay, I guess that makes sense.

You know what I'm saying?

I already got my shit in the car.

I can go, come right back, and we can do that.

- Mm hm.

- [Alex] Well I see you when I get back, babe.

- Yup.

All right slick motherfuckers.

Let's see what you been hiding.

(dramatic music)

Here we go.

See the show.

(scoffs)

You fucking bitch!

It's okay.

Oh my fucking god.

That's okay.

That's okay.

That's okay.

Stupid fucking bitch.

You fucking prick.

You stupid motherfucker.

I knew it.

I fucking knew it.

Tried to fucking play me.

It's okay.

It's all right, Alex.

I got something for both of you.

Call you motherfuckers.

- Tracy.

Tracy.

Bitch, where the fuck you at?

- [Tracy] Hey, you've reached Tracy.

I'm not available to take your call.

Leave me a message and I'll get back to you.

- Yo bitch, that was some foul ass

motherfucking shit you did last night, man.

Yo, everything your motherfucking sister said about you

is motherfucking true.

Yo, I swear to God.

I got something for your motherfucking ass, bitch.

I swear to God, bitch.

And I dare you to tell that faggot ass nigga Von

'cause I'll knock that nigga smooth the fuck out.

And bitch is you even fucking pregnant?

What type of games is you fucking playing?

What type of side is you on, bitch?

Now I got your ass, bitch.

My wife, man.

You trying to fuck my shit up with my wife too, bitch?

Oh, I'ma see you.

I'm definitely gonna see you.

* In your dreams *

* A manic pixie nightmare *

* You always remember *

* You always remember knowing that I scream *

- All right.

Okay, I'm gonna call this bitch.

* Any person know me *

- Y'all wanna play fucking games, let's play.

(line trilling)

Oh what, you're not gonna answer?

- [Tracy] Hey, you've reached Tracy.

I'm not available to take your call.

Leave me a message and I'll get back to you as soon as.

- That's okay.

That's okay.

You know what?

I don't have to say a word.

I got something for you motherfuckers.

- Hey, baby.

What's wrong?

- Nothing.

Just got a stupid phone call from work.

- I'm saying everything aight?

- Will be.

It will be.

Just gotta take care of a couple of things

and everything's gonna be just fine.

- All right well I went by your sister's crib.

You know what I'm saying? She wasn't there.

I got up out there 'cause I ain't want Von

to come up in there and I be by myself like.

- So what?

You got something to hide?

- I'm saying, man.

Come on, you know how niggas think.

- That I do.

That I do.

You know what I was thinking though?

We should have a party.

We should have a get together.

Get all our friends, our family.

Just kick it like we used to.

- I mean, okay.

That sound dope.

When you trying to do it?

- Let's do it tonight.

Shouldn't be too hard to get a few people together.

Don't you think?

- I mean okay, I'm with that.

I mean, I can make a couple phone calls myself.

- Aw, how sweet.

You definitely are my little keeper.

- I mean, I told you I was.

- Yeah, yeah.

I was trying to call Tracy,

but she's not answering her phone.

I'll have to relay the message through Von.

- You got Von phone number?

- You got Tracy's phone number?

* You'll be my *

* Qualifier *

* You'll be my *

* Burning desire *

* Your wandering eye *

* The wire in your brain *

* You're just like my father *

* You're all the same *

* You're all the same *

* You're all the same *

* You're all the same *

(upbeat music)

* Ha ha ha ha ha ha *

* Oh *

* Oh *

* Ha ha ha ha ha ha *

* Hey hey *

* Oh oh oh oh *

* Heart raising contemplating *

* Wondering if I have that *

- So, my sister's supposed to be here,

but I have a surprise for you.

Actually, I have a surprise for all of you.

Just give me a couple of minutes to sober the fuck up.

- Okay babe, listen.

Why don't we just shut this party down?

- Sh. - Okay listen, listen, listen.

Go home, sleep it off.

- Listen, I might be drunk, but I'm not wasted.

Okay?

There's a difference.

I need to go talk to that nigga

and figure out where the fuck my sister is at.

Yo, where the fuck is my sister?

She's supposed to be here and she's not.

So where the fuck is she at?

- Yo, I don't know where the fuck she at.

Ask your husband. He was over there last night.

- What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

- 'Cause I was on my way over there,

but I seen them walking together and took my ass home, yo.

- Right 'cause that sounds like you.

- Yo, ain't you fucking pregnant?

Yo, this can't be good for the baby, yo.

- You're right.

This whole situation's fucked up,

but just you wait 'cause I got something for you.

- Yo, you fucking drunk, yo.

- Everybody, I would please like

to direct your attention to the backroom.

I have a surprise that I would love

to share with all of you.

Come on.

Come on.

* Things change *

* Dreams, boy *

* Living life to make it here *

* In a city that's okay *

* At the party feel I made *

* Little platinum shine, I'm grinding grinding *

* Taking my spotlight *

* Now that I'm here *

* Take what is mine *

* I can have *

- Everybody come on in.

Follow me.

You're gonna love this part, y'all.

I just wanna thank everybody for coming

for my super secret celebration.

Also, I wanna thank my husband.

My no good, lying, cheating ass husband

for giving me this opportunity to share this with you all.

- Babe, what the fuck is you doing?

You embarrassing us right now.

- Oh, I'm embarrassing us?

I'm embarrassing us?

You haven't seen shit yet.

Don't fucking touch me.

You had plenty of opportunities to come clean,

but here we are.

So Alex, one more time.

For 500.

Are you fucking my sister?

- Listen, we already had this conversation.

This not the fucking time or the place

to be doing this bullshit.

- Think it's the perfect time, Alex.

So, why don't we press play, yeah?

You wanna know why I don't wanna have your fucking baby?

Go ahead, ask me why.

- Why, Lena?

- 'Cause I'm already pregnant. (crowd gasping)

That's right.

Surprise, everybody.

You wanna know who I'm pregnant with?

(banging on table)

That handsome man's baby back there.

(group gasping)

That's right, everybody.

I'm fucking my sister's husband.

(group chattering)

But wait, there's more.

You guys are gonna love this part.

I thought we could all watch it together.

(dramatic music)

- [Woman] Oh my gosh.

* Ah *

- I haven't watched this part yet.

* Ah *

- Here she is.

Fuck you.

Fuck you, Alex.

(woman screaming) (dramatic music)

* Ah *

(Lena screaming) (dramatic music)

- [Lena] (crying) Oh no.

No, no, no.

Fuck you.

No.

(Lena screaming)

* Ah *

* Ah *

* Oh *

* Oh oh oh *

(soft music)

* My perfume lingers *

* You hear me whisper *

* I'll be in your dreams *

* A manic pixie nightmare *

* You'll always remember *

* You'll always remember *

* Knowing that I scream *

* Your tattoos follow me on the way of your body *

* Every person know me *

* And it's just so haunting *

* They be pressing on me *

* And so haunting *

* You'll be my *

* Qualifier *

* You'll be my *

* Burning desire *

* Your wandering eye *

* The wire in your brain *

* You're just like my father *

* You're all the same *

* You're all the same *

* You're all the same *

* Intense *

* Conceited in my defense *

* Defeated I guess *

* You're such a narcissist *

* When the thirst make you try to keep it cool *

* But you were no fool *

* I guess that I liked you *

* You said that I was beautiful *

* I thought you just the same *

* But you won't commit to just anything *

* But yet we still spend time *

* You're replacing my brain *

* Replacing my brain *

* Replacing my brain *

* Want the love of the man *

* Can join this plane *

* You'll be my *

* My qualifier *

* You'll be my *

* Burning desire *

* Your wandering eye *

* The wire in your brain *

* You're just like my father *

* You're all the same *

* You're all the same *

* You're all the same *

* You're all the same *