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THE PLANE! THE PLANE!

GOOD MORNING, BOSS.

GOOD MORNING, TATTOO. THAT'S A NICE LOOKING HORSE.

WHAT HORSE?

OH, YOU MEAN THAT HORSE.

AH, YOU SEE HIM NOW? DO YOU?

EH, WHERE DID HE COME FROM?

WELL BOSS, THAT'S A FUNNY STORY.

I WAS WALKING DOWN THE SOUTH SIDE OF THE ISLAND.

YES.

AND THERE HE WAS! AND HE FOLLOWED ME HOME.

OH, I SEE. AND YOU DID NOTHING TO ENCOURAGE HIM TO FOLLOW YOU, HUH?

OH NO, BOSS. I WOULDN'T DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

AHEM!

WE WILL DISCUSS THIS LATER, TATTOO.

ALRIGHT, BOSS.

WHAT HORSE? INDEED.

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SMILES EVERYONE! SMILES!

♪♪

MR. JOE CAPOS AND HIS WIFE EVA, FROM SAN PEDRO, CALIFORNIA.

MR. CAPOS IS A COMMERCIAL FISHERMAN ON BOARD A TUNA BOAT.

MRS. CAPOS LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.

AND A DEVOTED WIFE. MRS. CAPOS LOOKS TO HER HUSBANDS FEW NEEDS,

KEEPS A MODEST BUT VERY HAPPY HOME AND ACCEPTS LIFE AS IT COMES.

SOUNDS LIKE THEY HAVE EVERYTHING.

WHAT ARE THEY DOING ON FANTASY ISLAND?

WELL THEY HAVE ALMOST EVERYTHING, TATTOO.

BUT YOU SEE, MR. CAPOS HAS A FANTASY.

EVER SINCE HIS CHILDHOOD, HE'S WONDERED

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE WORTH MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.

SO DO I, BOSS.

YES, MY DEAR FRIEND, BUT THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.

MR. CAPOS IS ABOUT TO FIND OUT.

MISS CLARE CONTI.

SHE DON'T LOOK VERY HAPPY.

SHE'S A VERY TROUBLED YOUNG LADY.

THE MAN WITH HER IS MR. EDDIE LOOMIS, THE BOYFRIEND.

AND THE OTHER LADY IS THE CELEBRATED MEDIUM, MADAME ESTELLE VORICK.

MEDIUM? YOU MEAN LIKE, AH, AH, GHOSTS... AH, SEANCES.

ALL THAT STUFF?

PRECISELY!

WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM US?

NOTHING MORE THAN A CHANCE FOR MISS CONTI TO TALK TO HER TWIN BROTHER.

THAT'S ALL?

OH, THAT'S ALL, TATTOO. BUT IT'S NOT AS EASY AS YOU MIGHT THINK.

YOU SEE, MISS CONTI'S BROTHER, HAS BEEN DEAD FOR A YEAR NOW.

MY DEAR GUESTS, I AM MR. ROARKE, YOUR HOST.

WELCOME TO FANTASY ISLAND!

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THIS, THIS LAGOON AND THIS HOUSE.

WHEN I WAS A KID THERE WAS A PAINTING

IN THE FRONT ROOM OF MY HOUSE

AND IT LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW.

I REMEMBER IT AS A KID BUT...

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

IS IT, MR. CAPOS?

YOU SEEM TO FORGET THIS IS FANTASY ISLAND.

WHY ARE WE HERE? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

IT MEANS THIS IS WHERE YOUR FANTASY BEGINS.

THIS IS WHERE YOU AND MRS. CAPOS WILL REMAIN UNTIL YOUR FANTASY

TO BECOME RICH IS FULFILLED.

IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, WE HAVE OTHER GUESTS TO ATTEND TO.

GOOD LUCK TO BOTH OF YOU. TATTOO!

HELLO CLARE, NICE TO SEE YOU.

CLAUDE I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE HERE ALREADY.

MR. LEFEVRE AND MR. MOROT ARRIVED ON AN EARLIER PLANE.

AH, PLEASE MAKE YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE.

EDDIE LOOMIS, MADAME VORICK.

THIS IS MY UNCLE VICTOR, MY COUSIN CLAUDE MOROT

AND HIS WIFE DENISE.

PLEASURE.

OH, WE MUSN'T BE TOO HASTY.

AND MR. LOOMIS MAY I REMIND YOU, THIS IS A FAMILY MATTER.

BUT EDDIE IS MY FIANCE AND BESIDES HE WAS A FRIEND OF TOMS.

A FRIEND OF TOMS?

WELL THAT'S FITTING, AFTER ALL WE ARE HERE FOR A SEANCE

FOR POOR DEAR DEAD TOM.

IF YOU ARE NOT A BELIEVER, YOU HAVE NO PLACE HERE!

ON THE CONTRARY MADAME VORICK!

IN SPITE OF YOUR INFLUENCE OVER MY NIECE, I AM THE EXECUTOR OF HER TRUST.

AS SUCH, I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO STOP HER FROM MAKING A FOOL OF HERSELF,

BUT I CAN PREVENT HER FROM BEING SWINDLED.

UNCLE VICTOR, PLEASE!

ARE YOU CALLING ME A SWINDLER?

WELL YOU MUST ADMIT YOU ARE THE PRIME SUSPECT,

WHAT WITH YOUR SEANCES AND YOUR FLOATING TRUMPETS AND SPOOK SHOW AND WHATEVER.

NOT TOO MENTION YOU'RE CONVINCING MY NIECE THAT HER TWIN BROTHER

IS TRYING TO CONTACT HER FROM THE WORLD BEYOND.

BUT TOM IS!

AT LEAST I THINK HE IS.

BUT YOU'VE HAD OTHER SEANCES WITH MADAME VORICK,

AND NOTHING HAPPENED.

AH, DENISE HAS A POINT!

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT TOM WILL CONTACT US HERE...

ON FANTASY ISLAND? OR PERHAPS WE SHOULD ASK THAT OF OUR

HOST, MR. ROARKE!

PERHAPS YOU SHOULD...

MR. LEFEVRE. YOUR NIECE'S FANTASY WAS TO FIND A PLACE

WHERE THE PSYCHIC EMANATIONS OF HER LATE TWIN BROTHER

WOULD BE COMFORTABLE.

AND YOU FOUND SUCH A PLACE?

OH, WE FOUND SUCH A PLACE MR. LEFEVRE,

AND I'M AFRAID BEFORE I ALLOW ANY OF YOU TO GO THERE,

I MUST WARN YOU THAT YOU COULD BE PROBING INTO AREAS WHERE,

PERHAPS MORTALS WERE NOT MEANT TO PROBE!

HAHA, YOU DO THAT VERY WELL.

THE OMINOUS WARNING, I THINK WE WILL RISK IT.

IN THAT CASE, I'LL ARRANGE THIS AFTERNOON TO HAVE YOU TAKEN

TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ISLAND.

AH, WHERE THIS HOUSE IS LOCATED.

OH MY GOD! THAT'S THE HOUSE WHERE TOM AND I GREW UP.

IT BURNED TO THE GROUND WHEN WE WERE 9 YEARS OLD.

INDEED.

UNTIL THIS AFTERNOON THAN.

YOU MUST BE TIRED? YOU'VE BEEN WALKING FOR HOURS.

IT'S LIKE BEING A KID AGAIN,

WAITING FOR MY FATHER AND MY GRANDFATHER

TO COME BACK FROM THE BOAT, TALKING AND DREAMING ABOUT

LOST TREASURES.

EXCEPT THERE AREN'T ANY LOST TREASURES FOR PEOPLE LIKE US.

YOU KNOW, THE SEA TOOK EVERYTHING MY FATHER AND GRANDFATHER HAD

AND GAVE BACK NOTHING.

WELL THEY EARNED A LIVING JOE AND THEY ALSO RAISED BEAUTIFUL FAMILIES.

YEAH I KNOW, BUT JUST ONCE I REALLY WANNA BE RICH

YOU KNOW, REAL RICH... AND BIG CARS

AND 3 SWIMMING POOLS AND WE COULD GO ON A TRIP

BACK TO THE OLD COUNTRY.

JOE, WHY CAN'T YOU BE HAPPY WITH WHAT WE'VE ALREADY GOT?

WHAT DO WE GOT?

WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER.

YEAH, I KNOW.

AND IT'S GOOD, HONEY I'M TALKING ABOUT ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS, YOU KNOW.

WHAT IS IT, SOME KIND OF UNAMERICAN TO WANT SOMETHING... BETTER?

NO JOE, IT'S NOT UNAMERICAN.

COME ON LET ME WARM UP YOUR COFFEE.

THAT'S STRANGE.

WHAT'S STRANGE?

THIS BOX! I'M SURE IT WASN'T THERE BEFORE.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL. WOULD YOU LOOK THERE IS SOMETHING IN IT.

LET ME SEE!

IT'S A MAP...

AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS COASTLINE

AND THIS IS A LAGOON HERE.

WHATEVER, IT LOOKS LIKE A TREASURE MAP.

LOOK AGAIN, THIS CIRCLE, DOESN'T IT LOOK LIKE ONE OF THOSE ANCIENT GODS,

LIKE ZEUS?

NO, WAIT A MINUTE.

NO. YEAH, IT'S LIKE A TRITON, ISN'T IT?

YEAH, MR. ROARKE DID SAY WE WERE GONNA BE RICH.

JOE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

- DIVING. - DIVING?

YEAH, WHAT HAVE I GOT TO LOSE?

YOU WILL BE COMPLETELY ISOLATED HERE.

I HOPE THIS HOUSE IS AS YOU REMEMBER YOURS.

IT IS, IT'S EXACTLY LIKE THE HOUSE WE GREW UP IN.

THAT WAS MY ROOM UP THERE! TOM AND I USED TO PLAY...

THERE IS STILL TIME TO CANCEL YOUR FANTASY, MRS. CONTI.

CLARE MAYBE WE SHOULD, THIS WHOLE THING, I JUST DON'T LIKE IT.

NO EDDIE! IF TOM IS EVER GOING TO REACH ME, I THINK IT'LL BE HERE.

INCREDIBLE! THIS PLACE GIVES ME THE CREEPS.

WE PLAYED FOOTBALL, RIGHT HERE!

SEEMS YOU ARE QUITE A MAGICIAN, MR. ROARKE.

MAGIC, MR. LAFEVRE?

I'M JUST A MAN WHO FULFILLS FANSTASIES, NOTHING MORE.

ENJOY YOUR STAY. TATTOO!

GOOD DAY!

HE IS HERE!

I'M CERTAIN YOUR BROTHER IS IN THIS HOUSE.

CLARE, DON'T YOU REALIZE WHAT NONSENSE THIS IS?

ALL I KNOW IS THAT TOM WANTS TO SPEAK TO ME.

AND IF HE DOES, WHAT WILL HE SAY?

HE WAS A DEGENERATE GAMBLER, STAGGERING UNDER A MORASS OF DEBTS.

I REALIZED THAT TOM WAS IN TROUBLE, UNCLE VICTOR,

BUT I ALSO KNOW THAT HE WOULDN'T COMMIT SUICIDE.

MR. LAFEVRE WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,

I DON'T THINK IS THE TIME TO BICKER.

OH, REALLY?

EDDIE'S RIGHT, WE'VE COME THIS FAR, WE SHOULD GET ON WITH IT.

MADAME VORICK.

TONIGHT, MIDNIGHT, THE SEANCE WILL BEGIN.

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BE CAREFUL JOE, YOU ARE NOT USED TO THESE DEPTHS.

YEAH, I KNOW, BUT I'LL BE ALRIGHT.

WELL I GUESS THIS... THIS LOOKS LIKE ABOUT IT.

I'M NOT GONNA SEE MUCH FROM UP HERE SO...

I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO GO DOWN.

OH JOE, BE CAREFUL.

I'LL BE FINE.

IT'S GOLD! IT'S PURE GOLD!

GOLD?

OH MY GOD, WE REALLY ARE RICH!

TOM, TOM CONTI,

I KNOW YOU'RE HERE,

I FEEL YOU ARE HERE.

TOM, YOUR DEAR TWIN SISTER IS WITH US,

SHE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.

WELL NEXT ON THE PROGRAM IS FLOATING TRUMPETS AND

PERHAPS A PHOSPHORUS DIP SHEET.

SHHH! TOM!

TOM, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

THERE'S NOBODY HERE!

STOP IT! MAKE HER STOP IT.

I CAN'T MOVE MY HANDS!

TOM! IS THAT YOU?

MUR... MUR...

HELP SAVE!

MUR... MURDERED ME.

CLARE! MUR... MURDER!

MURDERED.

TOM SAID HE WAS MURDERED!

MADAME VORICK, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

SHE'S DRENCHED. SHE'S DRIPPING WET AND SHE SMELLS LIKE SEAWEED.

I'M ALRIGHT, YOU SAW TOM.

YOU ALL SAW HIM. YOU HEARD HIM.

I HEARD HIM! HE SAID MURDERED ME.

HE WAS HERE.

THIS IS ALL CRAZY! NOW TOM COMMITED SUICIDE

AND BESIDES, THAT VOICE WE HEARD, NOTHING MORE THAN A MUMBLE.

HE WANTS TO TELL HIS SISTER MORE.

THERE MUST BE ANOTHER SEANCE!

HIS SPIRIT WILL NOT REST UNTIL HE SPEAKS AGAIN.

HE DID SAY HE WAS MURDERED.

MAYBE WHAT HE WANTS TO TELL YOU, IS BY WHOM.

IS SOMEONE THERE?

HI! HI!

CLARE!

CLARE!

WHAT HAPPENED?

SOMEONE WAS HERE WITH A KNIFE MEANT TO KILL ME, I'M SURE.

KILL YOU, WHY?

BECAUSE THE MURDERER KNEW THAT TOM'S SPIRIT WOULD ONLY

SPEAK TO HIS SISTER.

WITH CLARE DEAD, HE OR SHE WOULD BE SAFE.

BOSS! WHAT WAS THAT?

A BIRD, A PLANE, A MAN?

THAT TATTOO, WAS MR. STANLEY KRONIN.

A CLIENT WHOS FANTASY WAS TO BE MORE THAN A MILD

MANNERED NEWSPAPER REPORTER.

YOU DON'T MEAN?

I DON'T? SEE FOR YOURSELF.

WELL, I GUESS EVERY THING IS POSSIBLE, ON FANTASY ISLAND.

34.

GOOD AFTERNOON, MRS. CAPOS.

WHY AREN'T YOU INSIDE CELEBRATING YOUR HUSBAND'S GOOD FORTUNE

ALONG WITH HIS NEW FOUND FRIENDS?

WELL, I JUST NEEDED SOME FRESH AIR.

AND SOME QUIET!

THAT'S ENOUGH FOR THE DAY!

HEY DON'T FORGET JOE, WE'RE THROWING ANOTHER PARTY FOR YOU

TONIGHT IN THE MAIN ROOM.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME REAL, REAL GOOD FUN.

YEAH, I'LL BE THERE!

JOE BUDDY, SOME BOZO WANTS TO SELL YOU SOME STOCK

IN HIS NEW CORPORATION.

TELL HIM TO GET LOST!

LISTEN JOE, DON'T LISTEN TO THOSE CHEAP PAPER HANGERS.

I'VE GOT SOMETHING FIRST RATE FOR YOU, SOMETHING THAT

IS EXACTLY MADE FOR YOU.

CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING, JOE?

NO, NO, NOTHING, JUST ENJOY.

WELL IN THAT CASE...

EVA, EVA!

AH, PERHAPS WE SHOULD COME BACK AT A MORE CONVENIENT TIME?

NO, NO, IT'S OKAY, MR. ROARKE.

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? JUST SHUT OFF THE MUSIC!

WELL, ARE YOU CERTAIN THAT YOUR FRIENDS WILL NOT MIND

IF I DISCUSS BUSINESS?

I HAVE NEWS.

FANTASTIC NEWS!

AH, AN HOUR AGO I PHONED THE MAIN LAND AND CONFERRED

WITH SOME OF THE WORLDS FOREMOST EXPERTS IN ANCIENT MEDITERRANIAN ART.

I DESCRIBED YOUR FIND AND AH, THE CONSENSUS WAS THAT THIS

COULD BE THE MISSING STATUETTE OF THE SEA GOD TRITON.

IF SO, IT COULD BE WORTH MILLIONS!

MILLIONS? DID YOU SAY MILLIONS?

I DID INDEED!

AND AH, ONE OF THE AUTHORITIES IS ENROUTE TO FANTASY ISLAND

AT THIS VERY MOMENT.

EH, HE SHOULD ARRIVE THIS EVENING.

SAY, WHAT IF THAT THING IS NOT REAL?

WHETHER IT IS TRITON OR NOT, SO MUCH GOLD AND SUCH EXTRAS

AT WORK IT MUST BE WORTH AN EMPORERS RANSOM.

EH, WOULD YOU EXCUSE US AND ENJOY YOURSELVES. TATTOO.

IT'S NOT FUNNY BOSS!

WELL I SHOULD THINK NOT!

WATCHING ANOTHER MAN GROW RICH, WHILE YOU TATTOO,

HAD THE SAME OLE FANTASY STILL UNFULFILLED!

YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT IT!

SOMETIMES I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU, BOSS!

LOOK AT ALL THE PHONEYS AROUND HIM,

THEY ARE MAKING HIM CRAZY.

AND POOR MRS. CAPOS, ALL ALONE.

THAT BOTHERS YOU, TATTOO?

BUT OF COURSE IT BOTHERS ME.

DON'T YOU REMEMBER HOW HAPPY THEY WERE?

THE FIRST TIME THEY ARRIVED HERE.

WHAT HAPPENED?

SINCE HE FOUND THAT THING... HMMM.

YOU STILL THINK WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT WAS A TRICK?

AH, MADAME VORICK.

WELL IT'S EITHER THAT OR BELIEVING IN GHOSTS

AND I'M NOT QUITE PREPARED TO DO THAT.

I FOUND OUT WHY THE TELEPHONE DOESN'T WORK.

SOMEONE CUT THE WIRES.

CUT THE WIRES! ARE YOU SURE?

I'M SURE. THEY CUT EM WITH THESE.

THEN SOMEONE WANTS US ISOLATED, BUT WHY?

TO KILL AGAIN. WHOEVER MURDERED YOUR BROTHER TOM,

WILL NEVER BE SAFE AS LONG AS YOU'RE ALIVE AND HE CAN CONTACT YOU.

YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT ONE OF US IS A MURDERER, DON'T YOU?

THOSE TELEPHONE WIRES DIDN'T CUT THEMSELVES.

THAT AND WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.

I'D SAY THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD GUESS.

CLARE...

IS THIS REALLY SO IMPORTANT?

YES, I MUST KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT TOM'S DEATH.

BUT IF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENED TO YOU...

I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.

I LOVE YOU TOO, EDDIE!

BUT I HAVE TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS.

BOSS, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME!

WHAT'S WRONG TATTOO?

YOU KNOW THAT HORSE THAT KEPT FOLLOWING ME?

YOU MEAN THAT ONE OVER THERE?

YEAH, THAT ONE! I'M IN REAL TROUBLE.

THIS IS THE POSTER.

THE REWARD POSTER FOR $1,000 DOLLARS

FOR THE CAPTURE OF THE HORSE THIEF.

ME!

DEAD OR ALIVE!

OH BOSS, DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT?

TATTOO, WHY DON'T YOU MERELY RETURN THAT HORSE TO ITS OWNER?

I CAN'T.

WHY NOT?

BECAUSE I LOVE HIM!

WELL PERHAPS YOU COULD BUY HIM.

I CAN'T, I'M TOO BROKE!

IN THAT CASE, I HAVE THE PERFECT SOLUTION.

WHAT IS IT?

ARREST YOURSELF FOR STEALING THE ANIMAL,

COLLECT THE REWARD MONEY

AND THAN USE IT TO BUY THE HORSE. SIMPLE.

COME ON EVA GET DRESSED, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE US LATE.

SO WHAT IF WE ARE A FEW MINUTES LATE, JOE?

WHAT'S A MATTER WITH YOU ANYWAY?

JOE, JOE. YOU, YOU KNOW YOU ALWAYS SAID WE'D HAVE CHILDREN

WHENEVER YOU STRUCK IT RICH.

LATER EVA, WE'VE GOT PEOPLE WAITING.

IT'S ALWAYS LATER JOE, ALWAYS FOR SOME REASON.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE TURNING INTO A NAG, A KILLJOY.

JOE, JOE. PLEASE, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.

I'M SICK OF THIS!

I'M NOT GONNA KEEP OUR FRIENDS WAITING!

I'LL SEE YOU DOWN AT THE PARTY.

WILL YOU DRESS UP FOR A CHANGE, HUH?

AND REMEMBER NOW, YOU ARE A MILLIONAIRE'S WIFE NOW, HUH.

NOT SOME SCRUB WOMAN!

I'M GONNA BUILD A YACHT THAT'S GONNA MAKE EVERYTHING

THAT'S COME BEFORE IT LOOK LIKE A TUG BOAT.

YOU KNOW THOSE GREEKS THAT GOT THOSE BIG...

EXCUSE ME A MINUTE.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, HUH?

YOU TRYING TO MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS?

DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO GET SOMETHING DECENT ON!

JOE, PLEASE I HAVE GOT TO TALK TO YOU.

SEE IF I CAN TAKE THESE RAGS OFF OF YOU, PUT SOMETHING DECENT ON.

NOW GO ON! YOU CRAZY OR SOMETHING?

BOSS, HE'S GOING BACK TO THE PARTY.

DOES HE NOT CARE ABOUT HER ANYMORE?

CONGRATULATIONS, MR. CAPOS.

YOU MEAN IT'S...

ABSOLUTELY AUTHENTIC!

TOM CONTI, ARE YOU WITH US?

CLARE WANTS YOU TO SPEAK TO HER.

UNBURDEN YOURSELF OF WHATEVER DREADFUL THING

IT IS THAT'S TROUBLING YOU.

CLARE!

TOM! TOM, IS THAT YOU?

LET ME!

TOM, WHY DID YOU DIE?

I DIDN'T KILL MYSELF.

YOU DIDN'T, I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T.

WHO, WHO MURDERED YOU?

THE ONE WHO WOULD INHERIT...

THE ONE WHO WOULD INHERIT...

TRIED TO PLOT ME AGAINST YOU.

WAS GOING TO KILL YOU!

THE ONE WHO WOULD INHERIT!

THE ONE WHO WOULD INHERIT OUR PARENTS ESTATE,

IF WE WERE BOTH DEAD.

COUSIN CLAUDE, CLAUDE...

YOU KILLED TOM!

NO! NO! YOU'RE NOT GONNA CHEAT ME OUT OF IT!

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD HAVE THE MONEY.

I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE RICH.

NOT TOM OR CLARE,

I'M THE ONE WHO DESERVED IT.

THEN YOU DID KILL TOM?

YES, I DID!

CLAUDE, WHY?

BECAUSE HE LOST ALL THAT MONEY TO ME AND HE WOULDN'T PAY ME BACK!

HE WOULDN'T PAY, SO I DRUGGED HIM.

I TOOK HIM UP TO THE BRIDGE, PUSHED HIM OVER...

AND IT WAS EASY.

IT WAS LIKE DUMPING A SACK OF POTATOES.

YES, I KILLED HIM!

JUST LIKE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

CLAUDE!

CLAUDE, GIVE ME THE KNIFE.

TOMMY!

HE'S DEAD.

EVA!

EVA!

EVA IT'S REAL!

EVA!

DEAREST JOE, I WOULD NOT STAND IN THE WAY OF YOUR HAPPINESS,

BUT THERE IS NO PLACE FOR ME HERE, NOR FOR THE CHILDREN I WANTED.

SO, IT'S BEST THAT I GO.

EVEN AWAY FROM YOU I SHALL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. YOUR EVA.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

SHE IS GONE!

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, MR. CAPOS?

WHAT HAVE I DONE? WHAT'VE I DONE, MR. ROARKE?

SHE WAS THE THING THAT MEANT THE MOST TO ME,

THE THING THAT I LOVED THE MOST.

AND NOW...

I'VE DRIVEN HER AWAY.

OH BUT MR. CAPOS, YOU ARE A VERY WEALTHY MAN!

WEALTHY, YEAH.

WEALTHY...

I'VE NEVER FELT SO POOR IN ALL MY LIFE.

WELL THAN PERHAPS YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING TO CHANGE

YOUR CIRCUMSTANCES, MR. CAPOS.

THANKS... FOR NOTHING!

EVA!

EVA!

EVA...

OH BABY!

IT'S YOU, IT'S REALLY YOU, EVA.

YES JOE, YES!

MR. ROARKE, THANK YOU.

I AM DEEPLY INDEBTED TO YOU FOR EVERYTHING.

YOU ARE INDEED WELCOME, MRS. CONTI.

JUST FOR THE RECORD, MR. ROARKE.

YES, MADAME?

I DIDN'T USE ANY DEVICES OR TRICKS TO CREATE THE IMAGE OF TOM CONTI.

IT WAS QUITE REAL.

YES, SO I'M TOLD.

- GOODBYE. - GOODBYE MADAME.

- TATTOO, GOODBYE. - GOODBYE.

GOODBYE, MRS. CONTI.

THANK YOU.

MR. LOOMIS, YOU ARE WELCOME. GOODBYE.

- BOSS! - YES?

IF MADAME VORICK DIDN'T CREATE THE GHOST OF TOM CONTI,

WHO DID?

DON'T LOOK AT ME!

BOSS, YOU'VE DONE IT, I'M SURE YOU DID IT.

TATTOO, DID ANYONE HAVE TO CREATE IT?

ISN'T IT JUST POSSIBLE THAT WHAT THOSE PEOPLE HEARD AND SAW

WAS IN FACT THE GHOST OF TOM CONTI.

YOU MEAN, THE GHOST WAS A REAL GHOST?

GOODBYE MR. ROARKE, WE OWE YOU THANKS FOR SO MUCH.

AND THANK YOU, TATTOO.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

GOODBYE MRS. CAPOS AND MAY YOU ALWAYS BE AS HAPPY

AS YOU LOOK TODAY.

YOU AS WELL, MR. CAPOS.

WELL I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU.

SOMETIMES A MAN'S HAPPINESS IS SO DEEP INSIDE HIM,

THAT HE MAY FORGET IT'S THERE AND START LOOKING ELSEWHERE.

HUNTING A FANTASY, AN ILLUSION.

IT HAPPENS TO ALL OF US NOW AND THAN.

BY THE WAY MR. CAPOS, HOW DID IT FEEL TO BE RICH?

I DON'T THINK I CAN GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN,

NOT FOR A MILLION DOLLARS.

YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.

- BYE. - GOODBYE.

COME ON, BABY.

THANK YOU GENTLEMAN, I NEVER ENJOYED MYSELF MORE.

OUR PLEASURE, MR. MCCLOUD.

- ONE PARTING QUESTION. - YES?

WHAT WOULD JOE CAPOS HAVE DONE, HAD HE KNOWN THAT

THE TRITON STATUETTE WAS WORTH ABOUT $20 DOLLARS RETAIL.

WELL HE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME THING

HAD HE KNOWN YOU ARE REALLY A FRY COOK IN NEW JERSEY, MR. MCCLOUD.

EH, HMM.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM ME.

YOU KNOW WHAT'LL HAPPEN TO ME IF YOUR OWNER WILL SEE ME, HUH?

AND IF HE SAW US TOGETHER?

OH MY GOD, BOSS!

HERE HE COMES, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO HORSE THIEVES?

NO, WHAT?

HERE IS THE BILL OF SALE FOR YOUR HORSE, MR. ROARKE.

AND I THREW THE SADDLE AND BRIDLE IN FOR GOOD MEASURE.

OH! THANK YOU MR. HERRING.

BOSS, DID YOU REALLY BUY THAT HORSE FOR ME?

MORE PRECISELY, I LOANED YOU THE MONEY, TATTOO.

BUT IT WILL BE DEDUCTED FROM YOUR SALARY.

A SMALL AMOUNT EVERY MONTH FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS.

IS THAT ALRIGHT?

BOSS, THANK YOU! THANK YOU SO MUCH!

HIGH HO SILVER AND AWAY!