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THE PLANE! THE PLANE!

GOOD MORNING, TATTOO.

GOOD MORNING.

OH, GOOD MORNING, BOSS.

WHAT ARE YOU READING, THAT IS SO TOTALLY CONSUMING?

THE STOCK MARKET REPORT.

OH, THINKING OF JOINING THE WORLD OF

HIGH FINANCE, ARE YOU?

I ALREADY DID, BOSS, THANKS TO MY COUSIN HUGO.

HE'S A STOCK BROKER NOW.

OH, AND WHAT STOCK, PRAY TELL, DID COUSIN HUGO

ADVISE YOU TO INVEST IN?

TOP INDUSTRIES.

WHAT?

TOP INDUSTRIES.

TOP INDUSTRIES?

I DON'T THINK I RECALL THAT NAME: TOP INDUSTRIES.

IT'S A NEW COMPANY, IT'S DOING REAL GOOD.

MY COUSIN HUGO SAID, I WILL DOUBLE MY MONEY IN TWO DAYS.

FORGIVE MY SKEPTICISM, TATTOO, BUT COUSIN HUGO,

HAS BEEN KNOWN TO EXAGGERATE.

NOT THIS TIME, BOSS.

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

BECAUSE IF MY COUSIN HUGO WAS EXAGGERATING,

HE WOULD HAVE SAID THAT I WOULD DOUBLE MY MONEY IN ONE DAY!

LET'S GO.

SMILES, EVERYONE, SMILES!

ELECTRICIAN'S MATE, BARNEY SHAW, U.S. NAVY.

HE LOOKS LIKE A NICE GUY.

I BET I KNOW WHAT A SAILOR'S FANTASY IS.

PERHAPS, BUT MR. SHAW ISN'T THE TYPICAL OLD STYLE SAILOR.

HE WAS ABOARD A NUCLEAR SUBMARINE,

AND JUST COMPLETED A RECORD BREAKING TWO YEAR UNDERWATER ENDURANCE TEST.

YOU MEAN, HE DIDN'T SEE WOMEN FOR TWO YEARS!

WHAT DID HE DO TO KILL THE TIME?

SEAMAN SHAW DID A GREAT DEAL OF READING

IN HIS OFF DUTY HOURS.

HIS AREA OF SPECIAL STUDY, WAS THE ANCIENT MYTHS OF THE SEA.

I DON'T FOLLOW YOU, BOSS.

HE BECAME EXPERT IN ALL THE LEGENDS ABOUT

ISLANDS OF LOST WOMEN.

ISLANDS OF LOST WOMEN?

HE FIRST DISCOVERED THE CONCEPT IN THE TRAVELS OF ULYSSES.

THEN FOUND VARIATIONS OF THE SAME THEME

IN THE GERMANIC SAGA OF THE LORELEI.

IT'S HIS FANTASY NOW, TO FIND OUT, IF SUCH AN

ISLAND TRIBE OF WOMEN COULD EXIST TODAY.

IS THAT REALLY POSSIBLE, BOSS?

TAKE A GOOD LOOK, TATTOO.

YOU WON'T SEE MANY MEN LIKE HIM.

WHO IS HE, BOSS?

A LONG TIME AGO, A CLOSE AND GOOD FRIEND.

HIS NAME IS SIGNAPORE EDDIE MALONE,

AND WHEN I KNEW HIM, HE WAS CONSIDERED

ONE OF THE TOP PROFESSIONAL ADVENTURERS IN THE WORLD.

OH, HE SEARCHED FOR TREASURE IN THE CARRIBBEAN,

LOOKED FOR THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN IN THE HIMALAYAS,

TRAVELED DOWN THE AMAZON IN A CANOE.

I DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE STILL DO THINGS LIKE THAT.

THEY RARELY DO, TATTOO, EVEN MR. MALONE

DOESN'T ANY MORE.

IN RECENT YEARS, HE'S MADE HIS LIVING BY GIVING LECTURES.

LECTURES?

WHAT KIND OF LECTURES?

OH, ABOUT HIS ADVENTURES, OF COURSE.

THE MOST POPULAR THESE DAYS, IS THE: I SEARCHED FOR BIGFOOT.

HE APPREARS IN MEN'S CLUBS,

JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOLS, WHEREVER THEY WILL PAY HIS FIFTY DOLLAR FEE.

FIFTY DOLLARS?

HOW CAN HE AFFORD A FANTASY?

TAKE HEART, MY MERCENARY FRIEND, MR. MALONE DIDN'T

COME HERE FOR A FANTASY.

HE THINKS HE IS HERE TO GIVE A SERIES OF HIS BIGFOOT LECTURES.

BUT BOSS, IF HE'S HERE FOR SOMEBODY ELSE'S FANTASY,

WHY DO THEY WANT HIM?

IS IT SOMETHING TO DO WITH BIGFOOT?

PERHAPS TATTOO, PERHAPS.

MY DEAR GUESTS:

I AM MR. ROARKE, YOUR HOST, WELCOME TO FANTASY ISLAND!

YES, COME IN.

AH, MR. SHAW, DO COME IN.

LISTEN, YOU CAN COME RIGHT OUT AND SAY IT, MR. ROARKE,

I KNOW YOU BELIEVE THAT I'M CRAZY, TO THINK THAT AN ISLAND OF

LOST WOMEN REALLY EXISTS.

INDEED, PERHAPS YOUR FANTASY IS MORE OBTAINABLE

THAN YOU IMAGINED.

IT IS?

YES SIT DOWN, WON'T YOU?

IN ADDITION TO ALL THE FAMOUS MYTHS THROUGH HISTORY,

THERE IS A LITTLE KNOWN LEGEND ABOUT SUCH A CIVILIZATION

ON A NEARBY ISLAND. SUPPOSEDLY THEY'RE

DESCENDANTS OF A GREEK SHIP, WHICH WAS WRECKED ON THE ISLAND

OVER 2,000 YEARS AGO. OF COURSE, NO ONE KNOWS

IF IT'S TRUE OR NOT, SURROUNDED BY HUM,

TREACHEROUS REEFS, AND UNSCALABLE CLIFFS.

ONLY ONE OUTSIDER HAS EVER BEEN REPORTED THERE.

A BUSH PILOT WHO CRASHED ON THE ISLAND OVER 25 YEARS AGO.

UNDOUBTEDLY DRIVEN MAD BY LONELINESS AND PRIVATION OR...

AN ISLAND OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.

WHATEVER, HUM, HE RESISTED ALL ATTEMPTS TO RESCUE HIM.

IF IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE WOMEN, I MEAN, WHO COULD BLAME HIM.

WHEN DO I LEAVE?

WELL, WE COULD DROP YOU ON THE ISLAND BY PARACHUTE

THIS AFTERNOON. OH, MR. SHAW, I MUST WARN YOU, HOWEVER.

THAT ISLAND IS UNCHARTERED, I HAVE NO POWERS THERE,

AND I'LL BE UNABLE TO GUARANTEE YOUR SAFETY.

YOU COULD BE RISKING YOUR LIFE.

WHAT A WAY TO GO.

MR. ROARKE, I'LL BE READY TO LEAVE THIS AFTERNOON.

VERY WELL, MR. SHAW.

THE FILM YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE, I SHOT MYSELF TWO YEARS AGO,

IN THE NORTHERN REACHES OF...

YOU MISSED THE BEST STUFF, HE IS FANTASTIC!

BIGFOOT!

NOW, HERE IS WHERE WE FIRST SPOTTED HIM, SEE?

NOW HE SEES US.

AND THEN...

HE'S GONE!

LIGHTS!

NOT A MAN, NOT AN APE, WHAT IS HE THEN?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS,

YOU TELL ME!

THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

HELLO, EDDIE, I'M SORRY I'M LATE.

OH, SO YOU DIDN'T CATCH THE SHOW, EH?

NO, I'M AFRAID NOT, I CAME IN FACT

JUST IN TIME TO SEE THAT FILM, OF A MAN, RUNNING AROUND

IN A MONKEY SUIT?

BOSS, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THAT WAS BIGFOOT!

WELL, SINGAPORE SHOT THAT FILM HIMSELF!

OF THAT, I HAVE NO DOUBT.

YOU CALLING ME A FRAUD, OLD CHUM?

WELL, I NEVER COULD FOOL YOU, COULD I?

YOU MEAN, IT WAS A MAN IN A MONKEY SUIT?

TATTOO, I FOUND OUT A LONG TIME AGO, THAT RUBES

WON'T PAY FIFTY BUCKS A NIGHT TO LOOK AT A PLASTER FOOTPRINT.

THEY WANT TO SEE THE WHOLE HAIRY BEAST IN ACTION.

WELL, IF THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT,

THAT'S WHAT SINGAPORE EDDIE'LL SHOW THEM.

WHAT IF YOU COULD SHOW THEM THE REAL THING, EDDIE?

ALL RIGHT, I'LL BITE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I AM CONSIDERING THE FULFILLMENT OF A FANTASY,

WHICH WOULD ALLOW AN EXPEDITION TO TRAVEL

TO THE FAR SIDE OF THE ISLAND.

THE TERRAIN THERE IS MOSTLY JUNGLE, VERY RUGGED.

THERE ARE SOME EERIE MOUNTAINS, THERE ARE NO ROADS.

BUT NATIVE FOLKLORE, GOING BACK HUNDRED OF YEARS,

TELLS US OF A GIANT, HAIRY,

MANLIKE BEAST, THAT ROAMS THE MOUNTAINS.

BIGFOOT.

WELL, WHY NOT, HE'S BEEN SPOTTED IN MOST OTHER PARTS OF THE WORLD.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT THIS EXPEDITION

WOULD BE MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN ANY OF THE OTHERS?

FRANKLY, I DON'T KNOW, I'M A LAYMAN.

THE IDEA SEEMS POSSIBLE TO ME, BUT BEFORE I CAN ALLOW

OTHERS TO RISK THEIR LIVES, I WANT YOU TO TELL ME

IF YOU THINK IT HAS A CHANCE.

WHAT I DO KNOW IS, THAT THE PLAN OUTLINED TO ME,

IS BIZARRE, DANGEROUS,

AND AS FAR AS I CAN FIND OUT,

NOTHING LIKE IT HAS EVER BEEN TRIED BEFORE.

AND IF I LIKE THE PLAN?

I'LL ARRANGE FOR THE FANTASY TO START.

AND YOU CAN BECOME PART OF THE EXPEDITION,

IF YOU WISH.

WHAT HAVE I GOT TO LOSE?

NOTHING, EDDIE?

ARE YOU SURE THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET

TO THE ISLAND OF THE LOST WOMEN, MR. ROARKE?

POSITIVE, MR. SHAW, AND I DID GET THE IMPRESSION,

THAT YOU WERE IN A HURRY.

WELL, HERE I GO.

OUCH!

GRAB THEM!

NO, WAIT!

PLEASE.

WELL, WE'LL TAKE HER BACK TO CAMP.

GERONIMO!

COME ON!

I THINK WE'RE SAFE HERE.

WHAT MANNER OF A MAN ARE YOU?

JUST A GUY WHO WANTED TO HELP OUT.

I MEAN, YOU WERE IN FOR A BAD TIME.

HEY, THAT'S, THAT'S THE PLANE THAT MR. ROARKE SHOWED ME.

YOU KNOW ABOUT SUCH MACHINES?

I JUST DROPPED OUT OF ONE LIKE IT A FEW MINUTES AGO.

ARE YOU A BIRD MAN?

LIKE THE FIRST BIRD MAN WHO CAME FROM THE SKY MANY YEARS AGO?

HE SAID HE WAS A GOD.

ARE YOU A GOD TOO?

ME?

WHAT ARE THE PRO'S AND CON'S?

WELL, IF YOU WERE, THEN I, AND ALL THE

WOMEN OF MY CITY WOULD BE YOUR SERVANTS.

ANYTHING WOULD BE YOURS FOR THE TAKING.

IT'S THE TRADITION.

REALLY, YOU?

UH, HUH.

AND ALL THE GIRLS FROM THE CITY?

AND THE GIRLS YOU WERE WITH BEFORE?

THOSE, AND MANY, MANY MORE.

WELL, I GUESS, US BIRDMEN ARE A VERY SPECIAL LOT ALRIGHT, YES.

OH, THEN COMMAND ME, MY LORD.

WELL, THE I THINK IT'S TIME THAT YOU LED ME TO MY WORSHIPPERS.

OH, GOOD AFTERNOON, GENTLEMEN.

GOOD AFTERNOON.

PROFESSOR SMITH MYLES, MAY I INTRODUCE EDDIE MALONE?

PROFESSOR.

IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE.

OH, GENTLEMEN, WON'T YOU SIT DOWN?

THANK YOU.

I'VE ALREADY EXPLAINED TO MR. MALONE WHY YOU HAVE COME

TO FANTASY ISLAND, PROFESSOR.

MY LATE FATHER POSTULATED SEVERAL THEORIES

ON THE CREATURE KNOWN AS BIGFOOT.

MR. MALONE, FOR OUR EXPEDITION TO BE A SUCCESS,

IT IS NECESSARY THAT THREE OF THESE THEORIES BE CORRECT.

THE FIRST, OF COURSE, IS THAT BIGFOOT ACTUALLY EXISTS.

THE SECOND, AND THE MOST IMPORTANT, THE REASON THAT

MY FATHER WOULD WRITE A BOOK ON THE CREATURE, IS THAT HE BELIEVED,

THAT BIGFOOT MIGHT WELL BE,

THE MISSING LINK BETWEEN APE, AND MAN.

THAT'S, THAT'S VERY INTERESTING.

THE THIRD, AND PERHAPS THE MOST CRUCIAL,

DEALS WITH THE REASONS WHY NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN

ABLE TO CAPTURE BIGFOOT.

WHICH IS?

WHICH IS THAT HE ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS BEING HUNTED.

HE SENSED THE AGGRESSION OF THE HUNTER,

WITH AN INSTINCT THAT WE CALL ESP.

WELL, NOW WAIT A MINUTE.

WHY WOULDN'T THAT EXPLAIN IT?

HE HAS BEEN HUNTED BY THE MOST EXPERT HUNTSMEN IN THE WORLD,

INCLUDING YOURSELF, MR. MALONE.

ESP?

IF INDEED, BIGFOOT IS THE MISSING LINK,

WOULD IT BE SO STRANGE IF HE HAD ESP?

IT'S BEEN WELL DOCUMENTED, THAT THE MOST PRIMITIVE PEOPLE

IN THE WORLD HAVE IT.

THE NATIVES OF BALI, FOR INSTANCE.

ABORIGINES IN AUSTRALIA, I HAVE SEEN THEM USE ESP

PRACTICALLY LIKE A TELEPHONE.

THEN YOU ACCEPT THE POSSIBILITY?

WELL, IF BIGFOOT HAS ESP, HOW DO WE CATCH HIM?

WE DON'T CATCH HIM...

WE LET HIM CATCH US.

WITH THIS.

SINCE EARLIEST CAVEMAN, MEN HAVE WORSHIPPED

BIRDS, MR. MALONE, EITHER REAL, OR IMAGINARY,

SUCH AS THIS ONE.

IT'S A GLIDER.

THE SCHWEITZER 233, TO BE EXACT, AND IF WHAT

MR. ROARKE TELLS ME IS CORRECT, THAT IS THE MODEL OF THE AIRCRAFT

WITH WHICH YOU WON THREE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS.

YES, THAT'S RIGHT.

GO ON.

THE GLIDER WOULD BE EQUIPPED WITH THIS.

INFRARED BODY HEAT SENSING DEVICE,

THESE HAVE BEEN USED TO HUNT BIGFOOT BEFORE.

YES, AND VERY SUCCESSFULLY, BUT IN THESE CASES,

BEFORE THE AIRPLANE CAME CLOSE ENOUGH TO THE GROUND

TO LAND, THE ENGINE NOISE SCARED AWAY THE CREATURE.

WE MAKE CONTACT, AND WHAT THEN?

WE CHANGE COURSE.

TO SEE IF HE FOLLOWS US?

THAT'S CORRECT, AND IF HE DOES...

THEN WE LAND, AND LET HIM COME TO US.

BUT IF HE HAS ESP, WON'T HE KNOW THAT

WE ARE INSIDE THE PLANE WAITING FOR HIM?

NO, I DON'T THINK HE WILL.

I'M COUNTING ON HIS CURIOSITY TO OVERCOME HIS NATURAL INSTINCTS.

YOU KNOW, THAT'S SO SIMPLE, I WONDER WHY SOMEBODY HASN'T THOUGHT OF IT BEFORE.

THEN YOU THINK IT WILL WORK?

I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW,

BUT I THINK YOU'D BE A DAMNED FOOL NOT TO LET US TRY.

WHO IS HE, NAOMI?

A BIRDMAN, HE SAVED ME FROM THEM.

HE HAS POWERS BEYOND BELIEF.

REALLY?

I'M TAKING HIM TO THE QUEEN NOW.

THE QUEEN!

WHAT IS HER CRIME?

MAJESTY, THIS KEEPER OF THE FLAMES WENT TO PICK BERRIES,

AND ALLOWED THE COOKING FIRES TO GO OUT.

THAT IS VERY SERIOUS. THE FIRES MUST BE REKINDLED,

BEFORE YOUR SISTERS CAN COOK THEIR FOOD.

I JUST WANTED TO SEE A MAN, MAJESTY.

THE ONE WHO THEY SAY, WILL BE HARVEST KING THIS YEAR.

SO, YOU FORGOT YOUR DUTIES FOR THAT.

THE PUNISHMENT MUST BE SEVERE.

MAJESTY!

NAOMI!

MAJESTY, ANOTHER BIRD MAN HAS FALLEN AMONG US.

HIM?

I, EH, MUST THINK ON THIS.

CARRY OUT THE SENTENCING.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?

SHE ALLOWED THE FIRES IN HER CHARGE TO GO OUT,

IT REQUIRES MUCH WORK TO REKINDLE THEM.

OH NO, NOT REALLY, LOOK, TRY THIS.

OH!

SEE, MAJESTY, HE IS INDEED A GOD.

AND, HE SHALL BE TREATED AS SUCH.

HE SHALL BE OUR HARVEST KING FOR THIS YEAR!

OH, WELL...

HE SHALL BE BATHED, PERFUMED, AND DRESSED LIKE A GOD.

THEN, YOU WILL CHOOSE YOUR BRIDES.

BRIDES?

THAT'S WITH AN "S", PLURAL?

HOW MANY DO I GET?

THAT, IS FOR YOU TO SAY.

PREPARE HIM!

- COME, LORD. - I'M COMING.

HE IS NO MORE A GOD, THAN THE FIRST BIRD MAN WAS.

NO ONE CAN SAY WHEN IT ALL BEGAN.

THAT FIRST TIC OF THE TIME CLOCK FOR EVOLUTIONARY MAN.

SOME SAY TWO MILLION YEARS AGO, AND THAT SEEMS LIKE A LONG TIME.

LONG ENOUGH FOR MAN TO CLIMB FROM HIS BAREST,

PRIMITIVE BEGINNINGS,

TO THE MOST RUTHLESS ACHIEVEMENTS IN TODAY'S WORLD.

WHAT SPECIAL ELEMENT MADE HIM RESIST VIOLENCE

AT ALL COST, EVEN TO THE POINT OF NOT RETURNING OURS,

EVEN TO THE POINT, THAT HE FLED TO THE MOST REMOTE

CORNERS OF THIS EARTH.

IF BIGFOOT IS THE MISSING LINK, AND WE CAN FIND OUT WHAT

THIS SPECIAL ELEMENT IS, WE MAY BE REWRITING THE

ENTIRE HISTORY OF MANKIND,

AND PERHAPS MORE IMPORTANT, IT'S FUTURE.

AH, THERE IT IS.

OH, I DREAMED ABOUT THIS FOR SO LONG!

PROFESSOR. EDDIE.

GOOD MORNING.

WELL, HERE WE ARE.

THE PLANE HAS BEEN OUTFITTED TO YOUR EXACT SPECIFICATIONS,

PROFESSOR SMITH-MYLES.

WONDERFUL.

ALL THAT REMAINS NOW, IS FOR YOU TO DECIDE WHEN

YOU WANT YOUR FIRST FLIGHT.

THANK YOU, MR. ROARKE, I'LL BE READY FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.

VERY WELL.

AND I'M SURE, MR. MALONE WILL BE TOO.

A REMARKABLE LADY.

SHE'S REMARKABLE, ALRIGHT.

A LITTLE NUTS, MAYBE, BUT, REMARKABLE.

THESE GIRLS ARE CANDIDATES FOR YOUR BRIDES, HARVEST KING.

DECISIONS, DECISIONS.

I HOPE THERE ARE NO HARD FEELINGS, GIRLS,

YOU KNOW, IF YOU DON'T GET PICKED.

REMEMBER, IT'S JUST THE LUCK OF THE DRAW, THAT'S ALL.

YOU, YOU, OH, AND YOU,

AND HER, TOO,

DON'T WANT TO BREAK UP THE SET.

OH, AND DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY HER.

AND HER TOO.

HOW MANY IS THAT?

WHAT DOES IT MATTER?

RIGHT, RIGHT!

WHY PLAY FAVORITES- I'LL TAKE THEM ALL!

LADIES, DO YOUR DUTIES!

MUST YOU DEDICATE SO MUCH TIME TO THAT

TICKER TAPE MACHINE, TATTOO?

LOOK, BOSS, LOOK, JAPANESE TRADE IS UP 14 POINTS.

INDEED, WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, MY FRIEND.

PERHAPS THIS MIGHT BE THE PROPER TIME TO TAKE YOUR PROFITS AND SELL.

NO WAY, BOSS, I AM GOING TO BUY 50 SHARES MORE.

REMEMBER ONE THING, MY FRIEND.

MANY A STOCK MARKET PLAYER HAS BEEN WIPED OUT BECAUSE OF GREED.

NO SWEAT, BOSS, MY COUSIN HUGO WILL TELL ME WHEN TO SELL.

YES, THAT'S WHAT I'M AFRAID OF.

ARE YOU HAPPY, MY LORD?

ARE YOU KIDDING? LIKE A KID IN A CANDY STORE.

HAPPY, GIRLS?

OH, YES, YES, YES!

WHAT'S HAPPENING OUT THERE?

IT'S FOR YOU, LORD.

OH, SOME NEW HONOR, EH?

NO, MY LORD, IT'S YOUR FUNERAL FIRE.

MY FUNERAL FIRE? I'M NOT DEAD YET.

YOU WILL BE, WHEN THE FLAMES HIT YOU.

WHAT FLAMES, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOUR DEATH, LORD, THE TRADITION.

TRADITION?

THIS IS IT, GOING TO CUT US LOOSE, UNLESS YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND.

NOT A CHANCE, MR. MALONE.

BETTER GET THAT MACHINE OF YOURS WORKING.

THIS IS LIKE LOOKING FOR A NEEDLE IN A HAY STACK.

THE TRICK IS, MR. MALONE: FIND THAT NEEDLE.

THERE'S ONE THING ABOUT YOU, PROFESSOR, WHEN YOU MAKE UP

YOUR MIND TO DO SOMETHING, YOU GO ALL THE WAY.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO FLY, MR. MALONE.

THE ONLY WAY.

NO, NO, IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH.

WE'VE BEEN UP TWO HOURS, I THINK WE BETTER TURN BACK.

HEY, THERE'S ALWAYS TOMORROW, YOU KNOW?

IT COULD BE, IT'S TWICE THE SIZE OF A MAN.

LET'S CHANGE COURSE, AND SEE IF IT FOLLOWS US.

HE'S FOLLOWING US.

HE'S STILL COMING.

WELL, I BETTER PICK A SPOT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

IF OUR FURRY FRIEND IS SO ANXIOUS TO MEET US,

I THINK WE SHOULD ACCOMMODATE HIM.

WE'RE GOING IN, HANG ON, PROFESSOR.

THERE GOES THE WING!

WATCH OUT!

JUST KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

YOU ALRIGHT?

YEAH, WE BETTER GET READY.

WHAT'S THAT?

THAT'S THE TRANQUILIZING GUN,

THERE'S ENOUGH IN THAT DART TO STOP A 1,000 POUND ANIMAL.

NO, NO, YOU STAY THERE, NO POINT IN BOTH OF US BEING OUT HERE.

LORD, YOUR BRIDES AWAIT TO GIVE YOU PLEASURE.

FORGET IT, MY HEART ISN'T IN IT.

LOOK HONEY, IF YOU HELP ME GET AWAY FROM HERE,

MAYBE WE'LL GET THE RADIO IN THAT OLD BI-PLANE TO WORK.

THE QUEEN WOULD MAKE US SUFFER TERRIBLY IF WE DEFY HER.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THAT WOMAN, ANYWAY?

IS SHE RESPONSIBLE FOR KEEPING THE MEN AWAY FROM HERE?

NO, LONG AGO THE WOMEN LEFT, BECAUSE THE MEN WOULDN'T GIVE UP FIGHTING.

NOW, EACH YEAR, ONE MAN IS CHOSEN TO BE HARVEST KING,

SO THAT OUR RACE WILL SURVIVE.

SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENED IN OLD GREECE A LONG TIME AGO,

I'M NOT SURE IT WORKED THEN EITHER.

IT'S SAID THAT QUEEN DELFIA FELL IN LOVE WITH

THE FIRST BIRD MAN, AND WANTED TO CHANGE THINGS,

BUT AFTER HIS SON WAS BORN, THE OTHER MEN CAME AND FOUND

THE BIRD MAN, AND KILLED HIM, OUT OF JEALOUSY.

NOW SHE IS VERY BITTER.

OH, TERRIFIC, LOOK, I UNDERSTAND IF YOU'RE

AFRAID TO HELP, BUT I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE.

I'M GOING TO GET THAT RADIO.

WAIT I CAN SHOW YOU THE WAY OUT!

IT'S NOT HERE.

IS THIS WHAT YOU SEEK?

NO, NO, NO!

THAT WOMAN WILL BE MINE, I DO NOT SHARE HER WITH YOU!

I DO NOT SHARE HER WITH ANYONE!

LOOK, FELLOW,

WE HAVE MORE SERIOUS PROBLEMS

THAN FIGHTING EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW, I MEAN IT!

SHE HAS NO OBJECTION, I SURE DON'T.

NO, NO OBJECTION.

WE'RE IN THE SAME FIX, FELLOW, RIGHT?

I MEAN, WE'RE CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE, NONE OF US CAN WIN, EITHER WAY.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

IF YOU TAKE HER BACK TO THE MEN, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'LL DO TO HER,

AND IF WE GO BACK TO THE WOMEN, THAT QUEEN

WILL PROBABLY CREMATE US ALL.

THE WAY I FIGURE IT, IT'S THE FOUR OF US,

AGAINST EVERYBODY ELSE ON THIS ISLAND.

DID YOU FIND THAT HELMET AND GOGGLES IN THIS PLANE, TOO?

THEY WERE MY FATHER'S.

ARE YOU THE SON,

YOU ARE THE SON OF QUEEN DELFIA AND THE BIRD MAN?

YES.

SHE SENT ME TO LIVE WITH THE MEN WHEN I WAS VERY YOUNG.

IT'S THE TRADITION.

AHHH.

I JUST GOT AN IDEA, SEE IF YOU GET YOUR MEN

TO COME TO THE CITY TONIGHT, WE MIGHT SOLVE THIS WHOLE THING.

THERE THEY ARE, MY MAJESTY.

GO, GO ON, GET OUT OF THE WAY!

GO, GO ON!

LEAVE HIM.

THESE ARE THE ONES WE WANT!

BRING THEM!

MAYBE HE LOST US.

WE'VE BEEN WAITING HERE ALL DAY.

LISTEN, EVERYTHING'S GONE QUIET.

ARRGGGGGHHHHH!

DON'T!

OH, WE FRIGHTENED HIM, WE FRIGHTENED HIM TERRIBLY.

WE FRIGHTENED HIM? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK HE DID TO ME?

GOOD LORD, WOMAN, DO YOU REALIZE WE JUST CAME

FACE TO FACE WITH BIGFOOT?

HE DOES EXIST.

WELL, OF COURSE HE DOES, MR. MALONE, WE PRESUMED THAT

WHEN WE STARTED OFF ON THIS VENTURE.

WELL, WE CAN'T JUST STAND HERE, WE HAVE TO GO AFTER HIM!

YOU ARE THE MOST... DOESN'T ANYTHING FAZE YOU?

WE ARE NOT GOING AFTER HIM, NOT IN THE DARK.

BUT HE'LL GET AWAY!

NO, HE WON'T,

I HIT HIM FLUSH WITH THE DART, FROM THE SOUND OF IT, HE'LL GET

A COUPLE OF HUNDRED YARDS, WHEN HE DROPS, HE'LL BE OUT AT LEAST 12 HOURS.

AND IF HE DOESN'T DROP?

WELL THEN, MY DEAR PROFESSOR, WE'LL JUST HAVE BLOWN THE

BIGGEST ANTHROPOLOGICAL DISCOVERY OF THE CENTURY.

LORD, I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU TOO, BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO GET US OUT OF THIS JAM.

MY LORD, I'M SORRY.

ARE YOU REALLY?

START THE FIRE!

THE MEN ARE HERE, BUT THERE ARE SO FEW OF THEM.

IT'S OK, I WASN'T COUNTING ON NUMBERS TO SOLVE THIS.

SHOULD WE SEIZE THEM, MAJESTY?

NO, NO, NO, IT'S OVER, YOU UNDERSTAND?

AND YOU, QUEENIE, JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT TILL I'M FINISHED.

HOW DARE YOU?

LADY, I DARE, 'CAUSE YOU HAVE HAD THINGS FOULED UP LONG ENOUGH.

THAT GOES FOR YOU GUYS, TOO.

I'VE DONE SOME GROWING UP SINCE I GOT HERE.

WHEN I FIRST ARRIVED, I THOUGHT A LOT OF GIRLS

WOULD BE FUN, YOU KNOW?

LIKE A KID, THAT FIGURES IF ONE SCOOP OF ICE CREAM IS

GOOD, THEN TEN GALLONS MUST BE FANTASTIC!

WELL, LOVE, WELL, LOVE JUST DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.

WE'RE JUST A BUNCH OF MEN AND WOMEN UNTIL

WE FALL IN LOVE, AND THEN, THEN, THEN WELL, THAT'S WHEN

A WONDERFUL THING HAPPENS.

THAT'S WHEN WE BECOME MORE IMPORTANT TO SOME

ONE GUY OR GIRL THAN ANYBODY ELSE IN THE WORLD.

AND IF YOU'RE GONNA GROW UP, THAT'S WHAT YOU LEARN,

THAT YOU CAN'T GET ANYTHING FROM 100 WOMEN,

THAT YOU CAN'T GET FROM,

EH, ONE WOMAN WHO LOVES YOU, I MEAN...

WE DON'T NEED THAT KIND OF LOVE.

WHO ARE YOU KIDDING?

I MEAN, YOU LOVED THE FIRST BIRD MAN, AND YOU LOVE HIS SON, DON'T YOU?

SO WHY DID YOU PICK ME TO BE HARVEST KING?

WAS IT BECAUSE YOU KNEW THAT YOUR SON WAS IN LINE FOR IT,

AND YOU WANTED TO SAVE HIM AS LONG AS YOU COULD?

TRY LIVING TOGETHER AS HUMAN BEINGS!

PEOPLE WHO LIVE AND LOVE, CARE ABOUT ONE ANOTHER!

I MEAN, THAT'S HOW IT WAS MEANT TO BE!

GO ON, GO TO EACH OTHER,

LOVE EACH OTHER!

THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!

HOW ARE YOU?

WHAT TIME IS IT?

A LITTLE BEFORE SIX.

GOT SOME COFFEE READY.

OH, THANK YOU.

WHAT'S THAT?

30-0-6, THAT SHOULD STOP OUR FRIEND.

BUT WHY, IF HE'S STILL DOWN WITH TRANQUILIZERS?

WE'LL HAVE ALL WE NEED WITH PHOTOGRAPHS, AND HAIR AND TISSUE SAMPLES.

WELL, I'M GLAD THAT'S ALL YOU NEED, AND I'LL CERTAINLY DO EVERYTHING I CAN TO HELP

YOU GET IT, BUT THE ONLY TISSUE SAMPLE I AM INTERESTED IN BRINGING BACK,

IS THE HEAD OF THAT HAIRY BEAST.

YOU PROMISED ME NO GUNS, YOU PROMISED ME YOU WOULDN'T

HURT HIM. DIDN'T ANYTHING I SAY ABOUT MY FATHER'S THEORIES MATTER?

WHAT, ABOUT THE MISSING LINK?

ABOUT BIGFOOT HAVING SOME MAGICAL ELEMENT

THAT'LL SAVE THE WORLD SOUNDS VERY NICE,

BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

YOU KNOW, YOU AND YOUR FATHER LIVE IN SOME NEVER-NEVER WORLD

OF TOO MANY YEARS AGO, WHICH IS VERY NICE FOR YOU,

BUT THE REST OF US HAVE TO LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD.

AND, PROFESSOR, MY WORLD HAS BEEN A TEARING, GRINDING ONE,

A GUY LIKE ME RARELY GETS ANOTHER CHANCE, WELL,

I'VE GOT ONE, AND I'M GOING TO TAKE IT.

AND YOU KNOW, THE HELL OF IT IS, THAT IF THERE WAS ONE CHANCE IN

A MILLION THAT YOU WERE RIGHT, I'D TOSS THIS THING IN THE BUSHES.

NOT FOR MANKIND, NOT FOR THE WORLD,

BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THAT,

BUT BECAUSE OF YOU.

CAUSE YOU STILL BELIEVE IN THINGS THAT I CAN'T ANYMORE.

IT'S GOT TO BE A FOOT AND A HALF LONG!

MUST HAVE BEEN STUMBLING AROUND PRETTY GOOD.

MR. MALONE!

MR. MALONE, MR. MALONE!

ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH, ARRRRRGGGGHHHH!

THERE'S YOUR MAGIC ELEMENT, HE'S TRYING TO BASH OUR SKULLS IN!

HE'S NOT TRYING TO HURT US, CAN'T YOU FEEL THAT?

HE'S TRYING TO WARN US! CAN'T YOU FEEL IT?

HE JUST WANTS US TO GO AWAY!

ARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!

I'LL USE THIS IF YOU GO ANY FURTHER.

ONE LOAD AND THAT THING WOULD KILL ME.

NOT CLOSE ENOUGH, PROFESSOR.

THERE'S A WHOLE TRIBE OF THEM.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

CAN'T YOU SEE THEY DON'T WANT TO DEFEND THEMSELVES.

THEY OUTWEIGH US BY HUNDREDS OF POUNDS,

AND THEY STILL RATHER RUN AWAY, THAN DEFEND THEIR OWN HOME.

IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE, PROFESSOR.

WHEN WE GO BACK AND TELL THE WORLD WHAT'S HERE,

THEY'LL ALL BE DEAD IN A MATTER OF MONTHS.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP PEOPLE THAT ARE LOOKING TO MAKE

MILLIONS ONCE IT'S KNOWN THIS CREATURE EXISTS?

THIS WHOLE ISLAND WILL TURN INTO A 3-RING CIRCUS.

AND THE BIG THING THAT I JUST SHOT, WILL DIE OF GERMS

THEY NEVER EVEN KNEW EXISTED.

ALL I WANT IS MY PIECE OF THE ACTION NOW.

HE SAVED MY LIFE.

I TRIED TO KILL HIM, AND HE SAVED MY LIFE.

WHAT IF WE GO BACK, AND WE DON'T TELL THE WORLD WHAT WE FOUND HERE?

THAT BIGFOOT REALLY EXISTS.

YOU'D BE THROWING AWAY EVERYTHING YOUR FATHER WORKED FOR,

EVERYTHING YOU'VE WORKED FOR ALL THESE YEARS.

NO, NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

BECAUSE WE FOUND WHAT MY FATHER WAS AFTER,

WHAT HE THOUGHT WOULD CHANGE THE WORLD.

AND THE FUNNY THING IS, IT'S BEEN WITHIN OUR REACH ALL ALONG.

EVEN AFTER YOU HURT HIM, HE CARED MORE FOR YOU,

THAN HE DID FOR HIMSELF.

AAARRRRRGGHHHHH!

I'M SORRY THAT YOUR SEARCH FOR BIGFOOT WAS IN VAIN.

PERHAPS IN THE FUTURE.

YES, WELL, THE FUTURE IS SOMETHING THE PROFESSOR

AND I ARE WORKING ON, WE THOUGHT WE'D START IN TURKEY.

TURKEY?

UH, HUH.

MR. MALONE HAS PLANS TO FIND NOAH'S ARC.

I CONTACTED MY UNIVERSITY, AND THEY AGREED

TO FINANCE THE EXPEDITION.

OH MARVELOUS, CONGRATULATIONS, EDDIE.

GOODBYE. GOODBYE, TATTOO.

- GOOODBYE. - GOODBYE.

GOODBYE.

COME ON, PROFESSOR.

WELL, BOSS, MAYBE THEY DIDN'T FIND BIGFOOT,

BUT YOUR FRIEND IS A DIFFERENT MAN FROM THE

TIME HE CAME HERE, HE'S ON TOP AGAIN.

BUT WHY DO I GET THE FEELING THAT IT WAS ALL YOUR FANTASY, BOSS?

GOODBYE, MR. ROURKE, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.

I'M SO GLAD EVERYTHING TURNED OUT SO WELL FOR YOU, MR. SHAW.

AND CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU, MRS. SHAW, ON YOUR FIRST

EXCURSION INTO THE OUTSIDE WORLD.

GOODBYE.

GOODBYE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK, BOSS?

ABOUT WHAT?

I THINK YOU KNEW ALL THE TIME ABOUT THE ISLAND OF THE LOST

WOMEN AND THEIR PROBLEMS.

YOU WERE JUST WAITING FOR THE RIGHT GUY,

WITH THE RIGHT FANTASY, SO YOU COULD HELP THEM SOLVE IT.

REALLY?

INTERESTING THEORY.

OH, BY THE WAY, TELL ME, HOW GOES THE FORTUNES

OF TOP INDUSTRIES?

I WAS WIPED OUT, BOSS, BUT AT LEAST MY COUSIN HUGO GOT OUT IN TIME.

HE MADE A KILLING!

OH, TATTOO, DON'T TELL ME...

YOU MEAN, THE BOTTOM FELL OUT OF TOP INDUSTRIES.