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THE PLANE! THE PLANE!

GOOD MORNING, BOSS.

GOOD MORN...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A MAIL SACK, TATTOO?

I WANT TO MAKE SURE THESE GET ON THE PLANE.

OH?

YES, THEY ARE MY ENTRIES

FOR THE PRUNE WHAMMIES JINGLE CONTEST.

PRUNE WHAMMIES?

YES, IT'S A NEW BREAKFAST CEREAL.

OH, I SEE.

LISTEN TO THIS, BOSS.

IF YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING, AND YOU FEEL REAL SLOW,

PICK UP A BOWL OF PRUNE WHAMMY

AND IT WILL MAKE YOU GO GO GO GO.

MARVELOUS.

I'M ONLY TRYING FOR SECOND PRIZE.

INDEED, AND WHAT IS THE SECOND PRIZE?

A FULL LENGTH MINK COAT.

A MINK COAT?

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH A MINK COAT

ON A TROPICAL ISLAND?

BOSS, YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING.

SMILES, EVERYONE! SMILES.

MR. BARNEY T. HUNTER, ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI.

HE WORKS IN A BOOKSTORE.

WHAT'S HIS FANTASY?

OH, HE WANTS TO BE A FAMOUS AUTHOR.

EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE. THEY MAKE A LOT OF MONEY.

WELL, MR. HUNTER ISN'T THE SLIGHTEST BIT INTERESTED

IN MONEY, TATTOO.

NOT INTERESTED IN MONEY? THAT'S INCREDIBLE.

PERHAPS, TATTOO, BUT YOU SEE,

MR. HUNTER SUFFERS FROM INCURABLE SHYNESS.

WHAT HE WANTS IS SOMETHING HE FEELS

HE'LL NEVER GET IN THE REAL WORLD.

HE'S INTERESTED IN JUST ONCE FEELING ADULATION.

THE KIND HE HAS SEEN BEST SELLING AUTHOR'S RECEIVE.

FOR THIS WEEKEND,

MR. HUNTER WANTS TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE

TO BE... HEMINGWAY OR STEINBECK.

OR HAROLD ROBBINS.

PROFESSOR NEVILLE MARLOW AND HIS DAUGHTER JILL,

WITH HIS ASSOCIATE, MR. ABDUL KAMIL.

A PROFESSOR, THAT'S NICE. BRING SOME CLASS AROUND HERE.

WHAT KIND OF PROFESSOR IS HE? WHAT'S HIS FANTASY?

ARCHEOLOGY AND EGYPTOLOGY.

BUT IT'S HIS DAUGHTER'S FANTASY, NOT HIS.

YOU SEE IN YEARS OF EXPLORING,

THE PROFESSOR HAS NEVER MADE AN IMPORTANT DISCOVERY.

AND SHE WANTS HIM TO MAKE AN IMPORTANT DISCOVERY

ON FANTASY ISLAND?

YES.

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

OH, IS IT REALLY, MY FRIEND?

AND WHY WOULD I SEND HIM A CABLE

REQUESTING HIM TO COME ON A MOST CONFIDENTIAL MATTER, HUH?

MY DEAR GUESTS,

I AM MR. ROARKE, YOUR HOST.

WELCOME TO FANTASY ISLAND.

OH, MR. ROARKE.

HOW ARE YOU, MR. HUNTER?

AH, YOU WANT TO KNOW

IF WE CAN REALLY MAKE YOU A FAMOUS WRITER.

THEN I GUESS I DO.

WELL, REST ASSURED, WE ALREADY HAVE.

AND A BEST SELLER TOO.

YES.

BEST SELLER?

YES, WRITTEN BY BARNEY T. HUNTER.

PUBLISHED IN EUROPE JUST ONE MONTH AGO.

IT'S TAKEN THE CONTINENT BY STORM.

THE FANTASY ISLAND BOOK SHOP HAS SOLD OUT 5 TIMES.

YES, AS YOU CAN SEE IT'S JUST THE SORT OF BOOK

TO MAKE IT'S AUTHOR AN OVERNIGHT SENSATION.

AH, SOMETHING WRONG, MR. HUNTER?

MY BEST SELLER, THE TITLE.

"SEX CAN MAKE YOU IMMORTAL."

YES, SEX AND IMMORTALITY.

TWO VERY POPULAR SUBJECTS WRAPPED INTO ONE.

WRITTEN BY THE KING OF SEX. BARNEY T. HUNTER.

ME? KING OF SEX?

BUT OF COURSE, MR. HUNTER.

AT LEAST THAT'S HOW YOU'VE BEEN BILLED

AT YOUR AUTOGRAPH PARTY THIS AFTERNOON.

SHOULD MAKE FOR SOME RATHER INTERESTING QUESTIONS

FROM YOUR READERS.

WELL, UH, WHAT SORT OF QUESTIONS?

WELL, YOU KNOW, WANTING TO KNOW

WHAT BARNEY T. HUNTER IS REALLY LIKE.

AND HOW DID YOU DO YOUR RESEARCH.

MR. ROARKE...

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS BUT...

WELL, I COULDN'T HAVE WRITTEN THIS BOOK.

OH, A MAN OF THE WORLD LIKE YOU?

THAT'S JUST IT, I'M NOT A MAN OF THE WORLD.

I HAD A VERY STRICT UPBRINGING.

HOW COULD I HAVE WRITTEN A BEST SELLER

ABOUT... WHAT I'VE NEVER...

DID YOU GOOF THIS TIME, BOSS?

AH, BELIEVE ME, MR. HUNTER, THERE IS NO REASON TO BE UPSET.

JUST STUDY THIS BOOK, AND BY THE TIME YOU'RE THROUGH,

YOU WILL BE JUST AS EXPERT AS YOUR READERS.

BUT THERE'S NO HURRY, ENJOY YOUR LUNCH,

AND WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH, WE WILL SHOW YOU TO YOUR BUNGALOW.

WILL YOU EXCUSE US. TATTOO.

AMAZING, AMAZING.

THIS CONFIRMS AN ANCIENT LEGEND, BUT MR. ROARKE,

WHERE DID YOU FIND THESE?

OH, IN THE DESERT A FEW MILES FROM HERE.

AH, CONFIRMS WHAT LEGEND, PROFESSOR?

ARE THESE REALLY IMPORTANT?

I WAS SO AFRAID I MIGHT WASTE YOUR TIME INVITING YOU HERE.

IMPORTANT?

THIS COULD BE THE GREATEST ARCHEOLOGICAL FIND

OF THE PAST 50 YEARS.

THE LEGEND, MR. ROARKE, IS THAT THE PHARAOH,

KING TUTANKHAMEN OF ANCIENT EGYPT,

HAD A TWIN BROTHER.

EVERY ARCHEOLOGIST KNOWS ABOUT IT,

BUT THERE'S NEVER BEEN ANY PROOF UNTIL NOW.

IMPOSSIBLE.

AH, HOW INTRIGUING.

AND IT'S ALL THERE IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS?

ENOUGH OF IT IS, YES.

THESE WRITINGS WERE PUT DOWN IN THE 14TH CENTURY B.C.

THEY TELL OF TWIN BROTHERS. TUTANKHAMEN AND NAKENATO.

ONLY ONE PHARAOH COULD ASCEND THE THRONE

SO THE OTHER TWIN WAS BANISHED.

SET ADRIFT IN A CANOE MADE OF REEDS.

ACCOMPANIED ONLY BY A FEW FAITHFUL SERVANTS

AND SOME FUNERAL ARTIFACTS.

OBVIOUSLY HE WAS NOT EXPECTED TO SURVIVE THE OCEAN VOYAGE.

HOW AWFUL.

WHO WOULD SEND A LITTLE BOY TO HIS DEATH LIKE THAT?

I MEAN, HE MUST HAVE BEEN JUST A LITTLE BOY.

TUTANKHAMEN WAS ONLY 9 YEARS OLD WHEN HE BECAME KING.

HIS TWIN WAS EXACTLY THAT AGE WHEN HE WAS BANISHED.

MR. ROARKE, WITH YOUR PERMISSION OF COURSE,

I'LL NEED SOME WORK MEN, SOME EQUIPMENT,

SOME VEHICLES, PROVISIONS.

YES, YES, YES. JUST IN CASE THESE DID MEAN SOMETHING,

I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF MAKING CERTAIN PREPARATIONS

AND EVERYTHING YOU NEED

WILL BE READY FOR YOUR EXPEDITION WITHIN AN HOUR.

THANK YOU, MR. ROARKE. THANK YOU.

WELL, THAT'S QUITE A LAYOUT.

WELL, I AM VERY GLAD YOU ARE PLEASED.

WILL YOU BE TAKING US TO THE SITES YOURSELF, MR. ROARKE?

OH, NO, I'M AFRAID I CAN'T.

BUT THIS YOUNG MAN KNOWS THE LOCATION EXACTLY.

PROFESSOR MARLOW, MISS MARLOW, MR. ABDUL KAMIL,

MAY I PRESENT AKI.

LET'S GET STARTED, SHALL WE?

BOSS, YOU ARE SENDING THEM ON A WILD GOOSE CHASE.

CAN YOU BE SO SURE, MY FRIEND?

LUCRETIA...

LUCRETIA SMITH.

UH-HUH. OK.

I REALLY LOVED YOUR BOOK, MR. HUNTER.

ESPECIALLY CHAPTER 10.

CHAPTER 10, AH...

LET'S SEE CHAPTER 10, AH.

THAT'S THE CHAPTER ON... OH, FRIGIDITY.

YOU WRITERS ARE ALWAYS SO PERCEPTIVE.

HERE YOU GO, LUCRETIA.

I'M AUDREY.

AND I'M JANICE.

HI. MY BUNGALOW OR YOURS?

OH, DON'T LISTEN TO HER.

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME HAVING A LITTLE ACTION,

YOU GORGEOUS HUNK?

THE KIND YOU WRITE ABOUT IN CHAPTER SIX.

AH, CHAPTER SIX, OH, CHAPTER SIX THAT'S ABOUT...

OH, MY GOSH.

YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.

THAT'S WHY YOU'D HAVE MUCH MORE FUN WITH ME.

HOW ABOUT IT, HONEY?

YOU AND ME AFTER YOU FINISH HERE?

AH, MAYBE WE COULD TALK LATER? THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE WAITING.

UM, YOU'LL SEE US LATER.

SEE YOU LATER.

AH, LADIES.

I KNOW YOU MUST BE DISAPPOINTED,

BUT MAYBE I COULD BE OF SOME HELP?

YOU?

OF COURSE.

YOU SEE ONLY A FEW PEOPLE KNOW

THAT I'M MR. HUNTER'S MAIN RESEARCHER.

EVERYTHING HE WRITES COMES FROM ME.

UM, WOULD YOU SIGN MY BOOK, DR. HUNTER?

I'M NOT A DOCTOR.

OH, I'M SORRY.

I JUST THOUGHT THAT WELL,

SINCE YOU WERE SO KNOWLEDGEABLE...

I JUST ASSUMED...

YOUR NAME?

UM, ANGELA. ANGELA BRENNEN.

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL NAME.

OH, THERE YOU ARE.

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU.

NOW YOU DIDN'T THROW AWAY GOOD MONEY

ON THAT PIECE OF FILTH DID YOU?

AH, MOTHER I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET THE AUTHOR OF THE BOOK.

MR. HUNTER.

ANGELA RETURN THAT BOOK TO THIS SHAMELESS SEX MERCHANT.

IMMEDIATELY.

SMUT MONGER.

SHAME ON YOU.

COME, ANGELA. COME ANGELA, COME.

WE SHOULD STAY HERE TONIGHT.

JUST OVER THERE IS WHERE THE PIECES OF POTTERY WERE FOUND.

PROFESSOR, THIS IS BAD COUNTRY.

NONSENSE, ABDUL.

WE'VE BEEN IN WORSE PLACES THAN THIS.

YES, BUT I FEEL, I FEEL SOMETHING EVIL HERE.

I'M AFRAID FOR MISS JILL.

IF THERE WAS INDEED A TWIN NAMED NAKENATON,

AND IF WE FIND HIS TOMB, AND IF WE OPEN IT...

OF COURSE WE'LL OPEN IT, IF AND WHEN WE FIND IT.

NOW, ABDUL...

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BRING UP THOSE OLD STORIES

ABOUT THERE BEING A CURSE ON ANYONE

WHO OPENS A PHARAOH'S TOMB.

BUT THE CURSE IS REAL, LITTLE ONE.

TERRIBLE THINGS OCCURRED

WHEN TUTANKHAMEN'S TOMB WAS VIOLATED IN 1924.

LORD CARNAVRON DIED FROM A MOSQUITO BITE.

A PHOTOGRAPHER ALSO DIED. AND THE LADY REPORTER.

AND DON'T FORGET THE HOWLING DOG.

YES, A DOG HOWLED THREE TIMES BEFORE EACH OF THEM DIED.

AND THE WORKMEN, TWO OF THEM WENT MAD

AND KILLED THEIR ENTIRE FAMILIES.

THREE OTHERS WANDERED OFF INTO THE DESERT

AND POOF DISAPPEARED.

PROFESSOR, THE TENT WILL BE READY SOON.

OH, THANK YOU, AKI. SOMETHING ELSE, AKI?

ONE OF THE MEN, THE ONE WHO DROVE THE SECOND VEHICLE.

HE'S DISAPPEARED.

DISAPPEARED? IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?

TOMB OF A TWIN.

ESPECIALLY A BANISHED ONE...

IS CURSED TENFOLD.

IT'S NO USE, JILL. WE WON'T FIND ANYTHING HERE.

I WAS A FOOL TO BRING US HALF WAY AROUND THE WORLD.

OH, DAD, DON'T GIVE UP. NOT YET.

IT'S FUTILE, I TELL YOU. FUTILE.

COME TO THINK OF IT,

IT'S THE WORD FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE.

MAYBE ABDUL WAS RIGHT, MAYBE THERE IS A CURSE.

A REAL CURSE ON MY CAREER.

FROM ALL MY RESEARCH WORK,

I WOULD SAY THAT YOUR ROMANTIC URGES

ARE VERY ACTIVE.

YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.

YOUR APPROACH TO LOVE IS VERY INTENSE,

AND IT'S ECSTATIC.

YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.

I COULD TELL YOU MORE IF YOU COULD COME TO MY PLACE.

I'M HAVING A PARTY TONIGHT.

OH, THAT SOUNDS TERRIFIC.

IF I'M NOT THERE IN TWO HOURS,

GO AHEAD AND START WITHOUT ME.

MR. HUNTER?

YES. UH-HUH?

IS SEX REALLY AS BENEFICIAL AS YOUR BOOK CLAIMS?

AH, WELL, THAT ALL DEPENDS.

ON UH, THE TWO PEOPLE.

EXCUSE ME.

YES.

MR. HUNTER, WOULD YOU AUTOGRAPH MY BOOK?

OH...

I'M LIZ.

SURE.

AUTOGRAPH IT IN LIPSTICK. IF YOU DON'T MIND.

IT'S MORE FREUDIAN.

IT'S DISGUSTING THE WAY WOMEN THROW THEMSELVES AT HIM.

HE'S A FAMOUS AUTHOR.

HE'S GOT BEADY EYES.

AND BESIDES PEOPLE WHO WRITE SUCH BOOKS

SHOULD BE PUT IN JAIL.

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE OPPOSED TO SEX.

OPPOSED TO SEX? I HAD YOU DIDN'T I?

THERE YOU GO, LIZ.

THANK YOU.

BYE BYE.

OH, I, UH NO, NO, THANK YOU.

OH, GO AHEAD, BARNEY. IT WILL GET YOU IN THE MOOD.

YEAH.

MOOD FOR WHAT?

THE MOOD FOR YOU AND ME AND CHAPTER SEX... SIX.

NOT HER ME.

WHAT'S CHAPTER SIX?

LOOK IT UP!!

OH, ALL RIGHT.

YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO HURT MY FEELINGS,

WOULD YOU, BARNEY BABY?

HOW ABOUT A LITTLE LATER, BARNEY?

CHAPTER FIVE, CHAPTER SIX. HERE IT IS.

WOW, YOU DO THAT?

LADIES, I'M AFRAID YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND...

YES, I DO...

OH, MR. HUNTER.

OH, THERE'S THAT NICE PEDIATRICIAN I WANT YOU TO MEET.

ANGELA, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I'VE GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

NO, WHICH CHAPTERS SHOULD I READ?

ANY CHAPTER YOU WANT.

OH, I'M SORRY.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH.

IT'S MY FAULT, I SORT OF DID IT ON PURPOSE.

NOT BUMPING INTO YOU.

BUT I CAME HERE JUST BECAUSE I WANTED TO SEE YOU.

YOU DID?

I WAS HOPING WE'D GET A CHANCE TO TALK.

SO WAS I.

UH, HERE COMES MY MOTHER.

MEET ME TOMORROW.

WHERE?

THE LAGOON, 12 O'CLOCK.

I'LL TRY.

ANIMAL!

THERE HE IS!! I TOLD YOU WE COULD TRAP HIM!

NO! NO!

JILL! JILL, WAKE UP!

JILL, WAKE UP. IT'S ALL RIGHT, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

OH, I HAD AN AWFUL DREAM.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

OH, I WAS DEAD IN AN EGYPTIAN TOMB,

AND THEY WERE MUMMIFYING ME.

THEY WERE WRAPPING ME IN THOSE STRIPS OF CLOTH,

AND, OH...

IT'S ALL RIGHT, HONEY. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

IT'S THE CLOTH THEY WRAP MUMMIES IN.

NO, THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE!

JILL, JILL, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DREAM.

OH, WELL, AH...

I WAS ALL IN GOLD, AND MY FACE WAS PAINTED,

AND I COULD SEE THE HANDS, AND THEY WERE WRAPPING ME,

AND I COULD SEE THE TOMB ITSELF.

DAD, I COULD SEE THE ROCK

WITH A PRIEST STANDING ON IT AND POINTING AT THE TOMB.

THE ROCK? WHAT ROCK?

THAT ROCK, THE TALL ONE RIGHT THERE.

AKI, WAKE THE MEN, HAVE THEM PREPARE.

WE START A NEW DIG AT DAWN.

OVER THERE AT THE BASE OF THAT HILL.

WHAT HAPPENED, AKI, IS HE HURT?

NO, SIR. ONLY A SMALL WOUND TO HIS FOOT.

I'LL GET THE FIRST AID KIT.

LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT THAT.

GET THE SHOE OFF.

PROFESSOR.

HUH?

I BELIEVE WHAT YOU SEEK HAS BEEN FOUND.

IT'S THE TOMB. JUST WHERE YOUR DREAM SENT US.

ALL RIGHT THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH.

LET ME GET DOWN HERE.

WAIT TILL I GET THIS BAR IN.

ALL RIGHT, GO UP.

STAY AWAY, EVERYBODY!

ALL RIGHT GET THEM OUT QUICKLY. MOVE! DON'T BE AFRAID!

IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE NOW HURRY.

BRING HIM UP.

IT'S DEAD AIR, PEOPLE TRAPPED IN A SEALED TOMB FOR CENTURIES

ALL THEY NEED IS SOME FRESH AIR.

16 STEPS.

THE EXACT NUMBER OUTSIDE THE TOMB OF KING TUT.

THEY'RE HERE, ABDUL. THEY'RE HERE.

THE SEALS OF THE ROYAL ACROPOLIS.

18TH DYNASTY.

THIS HAS TO BE IT. HAS TO BE IT.

ABDUL, BRING TWO CROWBARS.

AKI?

HERE, PROFESSOR.

THANK YOU.

JILL, BRING FLASHLIGHTS.

PROFESSOR, PLEASE, DO NOT GO IN THERE.

ABDUL, ABDUL, MY FRIEND, WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER A LONG TIME.

THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENT OF OUR LIVES.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHARE IT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO,

BUT I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE TALK ABOUT CURSES.

TRADITIONAL BARGE.

CARRY THE YOUNG KING SAFELY THROUGH THE NEXT WORLD.

YES, THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.

WE ARE IN THE TOMB OF NAKENATON.

THERE ARE THINGS WRONG OUTSIDE. I WILL FIND OUT.

ONCE THE BOY WAS SET ADRIFT IN A REED BOAT,

HE WOULD HAVE CARRIED NOTHING BUT HIS PERSONAL JEWELRY

IF HE HAD ANY.

THE BURIAL TOMB MUST BE BEHIND ONE OF THESE WALLS.

I DON'T SEE ANY,

I MEAN THERE AREN'T ANY BONES OR SKELETONS AROUND HERE.

NO ONE BUT THE PHARAOH IS PERMITTED TO REMAIN IN THE TOMB.

THE SERVANTS SEAL THE KING IN HIS BURIAL CHAMBER,

CLOSE THE OUTSIDE DOOR, AND GO INTO THE DESERT TO DIE.

ABDUL YOU'RE GETTING YOUR VOICE BACK.

YOU MUST BE FEELING BETTER ABOUT THINGS, EH?

NOM PROFESSOR, I DO NOT.

THE TWO WHO COUGHED WHEN THE TOMB WAS OPENED,

THEY ARE VERY SICK.

ALSO THE ONE WHO STRUCK HIS FOOT WITH A PICK,

HE IS FEVERISH.

THEY SAY IT IS BECAUSE OF THE PHARAOH'S CURSE.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS. I WANT YOU TO TELL THEM...

I CAN'T TELL THEM ANYTHING. THEY HAVE GONE PROFESSOR.

TO TAKE BACK THOSE WHO ARE SICK.

ALL OF THEM GONE? WITH ALL OF THE VEHICLES?

THE JEEP IS HERE, PROFESSOR.

WITH FOOD AND WATER AND EXTRA PROVISIONS.

WE'RE TRAPPED!

OH, MR. ROARKE, THERE YOU ARE.

I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR FULFILLING MY FANTASY.

OH, IS POOPSY BEHAVING HIMSELF?

OH, HE IS A PERFECT GENTLEMAN NOW.

BUT IT TOOK YOU TO MAKE HIM FINALLY STOP CHASING KITTY CATS.

NOW MY LITTLE SWEETUMS WILL NOT RUN OUT IN THE STREET

AND GET HIT BY A NASTY OLD CAR.

AW, MRS. HOWARD, I AM VERY HAPPY I WAS ABLE TO TEACH POOPSY

RESPECT FOR HIS FURRY LITTLE COUSINS.

RIGHT, POOPSY? NO MORE KITTY CATS.

WAVE BYE BYE TO MR. ROARKE, POOPSY.

BYE BYE.

BYE BYE, POOPSY.

BOSS, HOW DID YOU DO IT?

HOW DID YOU STOP POOPSY FROM CHASING KITTY CATS?

OH, IT WAS REALLY QUITE SIMPLE, TATTOO.

I MERELY ALLOWED POOPSY TO CATCH ONE OF THOSE KITTY CATS.

NICE KITTY, NICE KITTY.

IT'S NEVER HAPPENED THIS WAY BEFORE.

I JUST MET YOU.

SUDDENLY I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.

WELL, WHEN YOU'RE BORN AND RAISED IN CEDAR RAPIDS,

THERE'S REALLY NOT MUCH TO KNOW.

WELL, FOR ALL I KNOW, YOU COULD BE MARRIED.

NO.

ENGAGED?

NO.

MY MOTHER'S BEEN TRYING TO MATCH ME UP

WITH THIS WELL TO DO PEDIATRICIAN.

HE'S REALLY NICE, BUT HE'S ALSO REALLY DULL.

ANGELA, I KNOW THIS MAY SOUND CRAZY.

COULD I ASK YOU A DELICATE QUESTION?

UH, I DON'T BELIEVE IN PRE-MARITAL SEX.

I DON'T BELIEVE IN IT EITHER.

NOW YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF ME.

NO.

BUT YOU'RE ONE OF THE WORLD'S FOREMOST EXPERTS ON SEX.

I MEAN YOU DIDN'T JUST SIT DOWN AND WRITE A BOOK LIKE THAT

FROM YOUR IMAGINATION.

ANGELA, YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE ME,

BEFORE I CAME TO THIS ISLAND,

I WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE HAD THE NERVE

TO TALK TO A GIRL LIKE YOU.

MR. ROARKE, HE'S REALLY SOMETHING.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

ME. HOW SHY I AM.

MR. ROARKE KNEW JUST WHAT SUBJECT

MY BOOK SHOULD BE ABOUT.

I DON'T FOLLOW YOU.

WELL, THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.

THERE'S AN EXPLANATION, I JUST CAN'T TELL YOU RIGHT NOW.

WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS I THINK I LOVE YOU.

THAT LIGHT MAY BE GOING OUT,

BUT AT LEAST THERE'S FRESH AIR COMING IN.

I'LL TRY TO ENLARGE THE HOLE. MAYBE I CAN GET US OUT OF HERE.

OH, WAIT ABDUL. YOU'RE WORN OUT.

SIT DOWN, WE ALL COULD USE SOME REST.

MR. ROARKE WILL SEND SOMEONE FOR US

AS SOON AS HE SEES THAT THE WORKMEN HAVE LEFT.

THEY WILL NOT GO TO HIM, MISS.

THEY WILL RETURN TO THEIR HOMES IN THE BACK COUNTRY.

IT WILL BE A LONG TIME BEFORE MR. ROARKE LEARNS ABOUT THEM.

NO FOOD, NO WATER,

AND THE EXTRA BATTERIES ARE OUTSIDE IN THE JEEP.

THAT IS QUITE STRANGE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

THERE ARE NO DOGS HERE IN THE DESERT.

HERE, JUST LIKE THE CURSE SAID.

DAD, DON'T MOVE. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR NECK.

THANKS, AKI.

WHATEVER IT WAS IT DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE BITTEN ME.

IT'S A SCORPION.

I DO NOT THINK SO.

I CANNOT TELL WHAT IT. IS LOOK.

IT'S AN EGYPTIAN SCARAB.

NAKENATON'S SYMBOL.

THE SCARAB BELONGED TO HIM.

AND IT AS USED TO MARK THE ENTRANCE

TO THE BURIAL CHAMBER.

PRUNE WHAMMIES MAKE YOU STRONG.

PRUNE WHAMMIES MAKE YOU SING A SONG.

WOULD YOU MIND TELLING ME WHAT COAT SIZE YOU WEAR?

MY COAT SIZE?

JUST A HARMLESS QUESTION

FROM SOMEONE WHO WILL HELP A GRATEFUL LADY

WIN A MINK COAT.

A REAL MINK COAT?

OF COURSE.

WELL, IN THAT CASE, I WEAR A SIZE SIX LONG.

JUST WHAT DOES A GIRL HAVE TO DO TO WIN?

OH THAT'S ENTIRELY UP TO THE JUDGING COMMITTEE.

AH, JUST WHERE CAN I MEET THE JUDGING COMMITTEE?

YOU ARE LOOKING AT HIM.

OH, REALLY?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

CHAPTER SIX IS WHAT'S GOING ON.

BUT I WAS HERE FIRST, TELL HER TO LEAVE.

ME LEAVE? FAT CHANCE.

AH, LOOK GIRLS, I TOLD BOTH OF YOU

I'M NOT PARTICIPATING IN ANY CHAPTER SIX.

OH, NO CHAPTER SIX, HUH?

WELL, I CAN'T BLAME YOU WITH HER AROUND.

WOULD YOU TELL HER,

I MEAN TELL HER THAT I'M THE ONE YOU'RE MAD FOR.

PLEASE, PLEASE... I UH, NO...

HE SWORE HE'D NEVER BEEN WITH ANOTHER GIRL,

AND HE ASKED ME TO HAVE FAITH IN HIM. AND I DO.

YOU'RE SO SURE?

YES.

WELL, MAYBE I DID MISJUDGE HIM.

YOU JUST TAKE A LITTLE TIME AND GET TO KNOW HIM.

ALL RIGHT. I'M WILLING TO GIVE HIM A CHANCE.

WE'LL GO SEE HIM RIGHT NOW.

OH, GREAT.

NO, GIRLS REALLY...

GET HIM ON THE BED!

GET BACK, I'M SAVING MYSELF FOR SOMEBODY ELSE.

NO, YOU'RE NOT!

ANGELA, HELP!

PLEASE TELL MR. ROARKE I NEED HELP!

AH NO...

LADIES, YOU MUST COME OUT.

NO, I'M NOT LEAVING UNLESS SHE DOES.

I'M NOT LEAVING, I'M IN TOO DEEP TO QUIT NOW.

HOW MANY WOMEN ARE IN THERE, BOSS?

TWO. THAT WE KNOW OF.

IN THAT CASE, I VOLUNTEER TO CHANGE PLACES WITH THE HOSTAGE.

ANGELA.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

WELL, I MUST SAY THAT YOU LADIES WERE ACTING RATHER,

WHAT SHALL I SAY, UNIQUELY.

HE HAD THE NERVE TO TELL US HE DIDN'T WRITE THE BOOK.

HE SAID YOU MADE HIM THE AUTHOR.

MY DEAR, MR. HUNTER.

YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO DIVULGE THE NATURE OF YOUR FANTASY.

I HAD TO, MR. ROARKE.

THEY EACH WANTED TO CHAPTER SIX ME.

WELL, THERE GOES MY FANTASY.

YOU STILL HAVE THE REST OF THE WEEKEND.

YOUR FANTASY? WHAT WAS YOUR FANTASY?

FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE

TO TAKE A MAN AWAY FROM MY SISTER AUDREY.

NO, THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.

IT WILL BE ME WHO TAKES THE MAN AWAY FROM YOU.

IF YOU ARE GOING TO FIGHT OVER A MAN, I AM AVAILABLE.

LET'S TRY OUR LUCK BY THE POOL.

I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. AFTER YOU.

YEAH. THANK YOU.

BOSS, IS IT SOMETHING I SAID?

THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE KEY.

IT FITS.

THE BURIAL CHAMBER MUST BE BEHIND THIS WALL.

ABDUL...

PLEASE, ABDUL, HELP US.

LITTLE FURTHER, LITTLE FURTHER.

LET'S TRY TO OPEN IT.

LOOK, IT'S AKI.

IT'S HIS FACE, IT LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM.

AKI, WHERE IS HE?

HE'S GONE.

HE JUST DISAPPEARED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT.

HAS HE?

I REALIZE RELINQUISHING THOSE ARTIFACTS

TO THE EGYPTIAN MUSEUM

MUST BE QUITE A SACRIFICE FOR YOU.

NO, THE SATISFACTION OF ACTUALLY FINDING THEM

IS ENOUGH FOR ME AT THIS TIME IN MY LIFE, MR. ROARKE.

I'M A VERY HAPPY MAN.

OH, WELL, THEN I AM MOST PLEASED.

THERE IS ONE THING YOU COULD CLEAR UP FOR ME THOUGH.

THAT BOY AKI,

IT'S LIKE HE LEAD US TO THE TOMB.

HE WANTED US TO FIND IT.

AND THEN AT THE ACTUAL MOMENT WHEN WE FOUND THE MUMMY,

HE VANISHED. SEEMINGLY INTO THIN AIR.

UNLESS IT WAS HE WE SAW ON THE MOUNTAIN.

IF INDEED YOU SAW ANYTHING?

WE SAW SOMETHING.

AKI IS A YOUNG EGYPTIAN

WHO HAS BEEN COMING HERE FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS

LOOKING FOR THE TOMB, SAME AS YOU.

YOU HAVE FULFILLED HIS FANTASY, TOO.

BUT HE LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE THE FIGURE INSIDE THE MUMMY CASE.

YES, I KNOW.

YOU SEE, AKI IS A YOUNG MAN LOOKING FOR HIS HERITAGE.

AND NOW HE'S FOUND IT.

WELL, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

THE ROYAL HOUSE OF KING TUT HASN'T EXISTED

FOR OVER 4,000 YEARS.

TO YOUR KNOWLEDGE, PROFESSOR MARLOW.

YOU SAW THE FACE IN THE MUMMY CASE,

AND YOU SAW AKI.

COULD HE NOT BE A DESCENDANT OF KINGS?

EXCUSE ME.

IN NEARLY ALL OUR HUMAN CULTURE,

SIMILAR LEGENDS HAVE BEEN HANDED DOWN TO US

FROM TIME IN MEMORIAL.

AKI, AKI, YOU HAVE TO LEAVE NOW.

MR. ROARKE IS TELLING EVERYONE

THAT YOU ARE RELATED TO THE PHARAOHS.

THANKS FOR THE WARNING.

HURRY AND LOAD UP.

NOW THAT ALL THE ARTIFACTS HAVE BEEN TAGGED,

WE MUST GET BACK AND SEAL THE TOMB.

YES, YOUR HIGHNESS.

YOUR HIGHNESS?

A GREAT EXPERIENCE, MR. ROARKE, THANK YOU.

I AM DELIGHTED, PROFESSOR MARLOW.

MISS MARLOW. MR. KAMIL, GREAT PLEASURE.

MR. ROARKE, THANKS FOR MY FANTASY.

IT WAS A LITTLE MORE THAN I EXPECTED.

ME, TOO.

IT WILL BE NICE TO GET BACK TO CLERKING AGAIN

AT THE OLD BOOKSTORE.

MOTHER'S TALKING ABOUT SETTING BARNEY UP IN HIS OWN STORE

AFTER WE'RE MARRIED.

OH, HOW VERY GENEROUS OF YOU, MRS. BRENNEN.

YES, WELL, IF I DO THERE'S GOING TO BE ONE IRON CLAD RULE.

OH, AND WHAT IS THAT MAY I ASK?

THAT MY SON IN LAW NOT SELL ANY BOOKS

THAT DEAL WITH CHAPTER SIXING.

GOODBYE AGAIN.

GOODBYE.

BYE, BYE.

GOODBYE.

BOSS! BOSS!

SOMETHING WRONG, TATTOO?

THE PRUNE WHAMMIES CONTEST.

I WON. FIRST PRIZE!

OH, CONGRATULATIONS, MY FRIEND.

BUT BOSS I SPEND MY LIFE SAVINGS ON POSTAGE STAMPS.

ALL THAT I WANTED IS TO WIN SECOND PRIZE, THE MINK COAT.

WELL, YES, I KNOW, BUT FIRST PRIZE

MUST BE MUCH GRANDER THAN SECOND?

IT IS, IT IS.

OUT WITH IT, MY FRIEND. WHAT IS FIRST PRIZE?

I WON AN ALL EXPENSE PAID VACATION TO FANTASY ISLAND.