All language subtitles for E02.My.Roommate.Is.A.Gumiho

[Cohabitation Agreement]

[Jang Ki-yong, Lee Hye-ri]

[Kang Han-na, Kim Do-wan]

[Bae In-hyuk, Park Gyeong-hye]

[My Roommate is a Gumiho]

Do you think you can take it out?

I will try.

A human cannot hold
the Marble for long anyway.

How long can a human hold it then?

A year, at most.

That means after one year of holding it,

it will be sorted out somehow.

Doesn't it?

Then what happens
if it's not taken out within a year?

-You will die.
-What?

Miss Dam. You will die.

What are you talking about?

Why are you telling me this now?

What do you mean, I'm going to die?

Wait.

You don't have to worry.

I just wanted to share
the worst that could happen.

We still have a year of time,

so I'll try to find a way.

You should get some rest. Goodnight.

He sounds really optimistic.

Is it because this isn't your life?

Anyway, why didn't he say
he was going to teleport? So startling.

My gosh.

What are you doing out there?

I got depressed,
so I came out to get some air.

I see. Okay.

You must be busy trying to meet
your deadline, Mr. Gumiho.

There's a deadline on your manuscript
and my life.

-Hey, Miss Dam...
-Why did that pop right out?

I didn't even hit you that hard.

Don't you have any muscles?
Do you ever work out?

Miss Dam, what are you doing down there?

This sausage fell off.

All of a sudden?

I got hungry after taking a walk.

You probably wonder
how I can want some snacks now,

but I may have less than 365 days
to enjoy late-night snacks.

I'm going to start stir-frying
to leave no regrets.

Right, Have you thought about

how you will take the Marble out?

Right, yes. Well...

I hope you think of something very soon.

[Episode 2]

Will I get to see
these fall colors next year?

[I hated you campus lovebirds,]

[but I'll miss you a lot.]

[Jae-jin, my friend. I'll miss you, not!]

[It's all your fault.
You deserve a good beating!]

Wait, are you crying?

Jin-ah has

a new boyfriend.

She just ended it with me
after two-timing me, and already has...

Be quiet.

That's just the end of your relationship,
but I'm facing the end of my life.

Your girlfriend abandoned you,
but fate has abandoned me.

I have no idea what you're saying,
but that sounds sad.

My heart aches.

This is all your fault!

Jin-ah loved fried chicken.

Fried chicken is also my favorite food.

Could I see this again next year?

Whatever.
It's not like chickens will go extinct.

What is this sudden turn of events?

I'll leave if I must,
but I won't leave with a piece of regret,

so I'm going to eat
every single piece I get.

Excuse me! One more seasoned chicken
and another glass of draft beer, please.

Dam, thanks.

Thanks for getting hammered with me.

Other people ignored me
when I reached out.

Hey, Jae-jin.

Yes?

You need to learn
how to deal with the feelings

after you break up with someone.

What will you do without me?

Why would you disappear?

And don't get so obsessed with women.

Be good to yourself.

You're a pretty great guy.

Really? I'm a pretty great guy?

-Say that one more time.
-Whatever.

-Just one more time.
-Whatever, you idiot. Get lost.

Get out of my life.

Bye.

That pathetic yet annoying kid.

I feel sick.

Did I have one too many drinks?

Marble!

The Marble popped out!

Mr. Gumiho! Hey, Mr. Gumiho!

Mr. Gumiho!

Hey, Mr. Gumiho! This is awesome!

I fell down
after hitting my chest a few times,

then the Marble popped out
from the impact.

What?

Look. I'm not going to die anymore.

This is...

This isn't the Marble.
I think it's a half-eaten candy.

What?

Marble!

The Marble popped out!

Hey kid, you're going to get sick.

Darn it. I thought I saved myself.

Hey, Miss Dam.

It's very dangerous for you to walk around
in this drunken state at this hour...

Are you all right, Miss Dam?

[What is she looking at?]

[That's]

[the celadon made by the master]

[who made one of the national treasures.]

What? Where did they go?

What's going on?

What?

Let's see.

Am I seeing things?
I must've had too much to drink.

I can't believe I used my power like this.

Goodness.

That was startling.

Miss Dam?

Miss Dam?

Mom... Mom.

Mom, what am I going to do now?

Mom, what am I going to do?

Excuse me, Mr. Gumiho.

-Did you get a good sleep?
-Yes.

I'm sorry about yesterday.

I'm not the type
who gets drunk and makes a scene...

Miss Dam, may I have a word with you?

Sure.

What is this?

I wrote up an agreement.

There are a few things
I need you to keep in your mind.

[Shin Woo-yeo, Party A from hereon.]

[Lee Dam, Party B from hereon.]

Party B is obligated
to keep Party A's Marble safe for a year,

and comply with the clauses below

to keep the Marble safe.

One, no contact with the opposite sex
born in the Year of the Tiger.

Two, quit drinking to stay in good health.

[Liver, you did all the work.
P.S.: We never stayed dry.]

Three, do not consume chickens.

Wait, what is this?

Nothing makes sense
starting with clause one.

I can't contact with the opposite sex
born in the Year of the Tiger,

but how would I know
which year they were born in?

Doesn't this basically mean
I cannot be in contact with any men?

-It does.
-What?

Then I can't kiss any guys

and do this or that with them?

This or that?

And I can't drink or eat chicken?

Then why would I want to live?

The Marble is very susceptible
to your condition.

You haven't been living a healthy life

due to excessive drinking.

So it'll be a good idea to quit drinking.

What about chicken?
Why can't I eat chicken?

Tigers are the natural enemy of foxes,
but chickens are fatal for gumihos.

From ancient times, chicken blood
was used to ward off bad luck.

So you better not eat it.

No, I think I should.

I had chicken yesterday,
and I was totally fine.

Are you sure?

Well, I felt a little sick,

but it was tolerable.

That's just the first time.
It can get more dangerous over time.

Gosh.

I mean, I could die in a year,

[Agreement]

but I have to spend
my remaining life feeling depressed?

Miss Dam.

I don't plan on letting you die.

So please trust me,
and let's focus on the things we can do.

I'll look for ways to retrieve the Marble,

and you can focus on keeping it safe.

I think that's the way for you to survive.

-Hey, Dam.
-What?

What happened at the club?
Where did you suddenly go?

Oh, something suddenly came up.

You left without a word?

-Yes.
-What?

My phone died, so I couldn't contact you.

Sorry. Did I keep you guys from partying?

That's not the case.
We had lots of fun partying.

I never get bored if I got some beats.

I got, got, got,

got, got, got, got...

That was loud.

Who the heck drives like that?

I think that's Seon-woo.

What? Gye Seon-woo?
From the class of 2017?

-The playboy?
-Yes.

The legend of the history department
who dated over 20 women, Seon-woo.

We're doing a group project together,
so I know him.

He returned to school.

I'm jealous.

Let's go eat.

Hey, wait for me.

[I'm in class with Seon-woo. Lucky me!]

It's already on Everyday Time.

"I'm in class with Seon-woo. Lucky me!"

Look, there are 300 comments.

Wow, look.

So what? He's a bad playboy

who makes women cry a river.

Doesn't that sound better than you,

who gets played on?

No.

I think it's better that I cry
than to make someone else cry.

I've been hurt a lot,

but I love how I never hurt anyone else.

What? Have you been going to church?

It's what Dam said yesterday.

She said I should be good to myself
because I'm a good guy.

Did you read a book
written by Monk Bopjong?

That's the alcohol talking.

Anyway, I finally realized this
after hearing that.

Before I try so hard to get loved,

I need to learn to love myself.

After I made that decision,

I realized how loveable I am.

-You are?
-Yes.

I looked myself in the mirror,

and my face looked so good.

Then when I grabbed the bus strap,

my biceps looked so hot.

Then I have a mid-low range voice,

which makes me sound so sweet.

So lame, so stop talking
before I shoot you.

I'm leaving. I have to go get some books.

Why? You aren't going to finish?

I'm full.

-Bye.
-Bye.

[Okay. In order to survive,]

[I have to keep the Marble safe.]

Excuse me.

[Isn't he Gye Seon-woo?]

[The class of 2017,
born in the Year of the Tiger!]

You dropped this.

I'm sorry, but could you

just leave it on the floor?

-What?
-Just leave it on the floor.

Thank you.

What's with her?

[What? Cohabitation?]

I get that the Marble
just rolled into that woman,

but how did you of all people
decide to live with a human woman?

Well, at first,
I thought it seemed interesting,

so I wanted to keep her by my side, and...

And? What?

Forget it.

Why won't you finish your story?

Why? Is she your type?

Did you finally meet your ideal type
who opened you up

after hundreds and hundreds of years?

Don't be so cheeky.

She's a human
who's still wet behind the ears.

Wet behind the ears? Like with blood?

What did you do to make her bleed?
Did you beat her?

It's a figure of speech.

It's used to express
when someone is very young,

a figure of speech.

I see. Is that so?

There are way too many things
I have to remember as a human.

I have to memorize idioms and neologisms.

And to order a croque monsieur,

I have to memorize English too.

That's French.

I can't believe how you managed
to be annoying for 700 years.

I'm sure it'll be very tough
for that human woman who lives with you.

Anyway, does she know she can end up dead

if the Marble keeps taking her energy?

I'm not going to let her die.

Okay. I'm glad you made that decision.

I hope you won't have to take the Marble
from her dead body

like back then.

Anyway,

there's something I'd like to ask.

-Dam!
-No, don't catch me!

Are you okay?

You're in the class of 2017.
Aren't you a tiger?

I was born early, so I'm a rabbit.

Early? You were born early in the year.

Thank you so much
for being born in the Year of the Rabbit.

I'm very glad that you're a rabbit.

Did you come to school drunk again?

-No.
-Anyway, have you heard?

We're doing a general assembly.

I can't be there.
I'm currently staying away from drinks--

-We're getting meat.
-I'm there.

I can go. I'll be there. I'm coming.

Okay. Go.

Yes!

♫ Meat! Meat is my vitamin ♫

♫ Meat is my antidepressant ♫

♫ Meat, meat, meat, meat ♫

♫ Pork neck, pork belly ♫

[Happiness isn't far away.]

[It's freaking far away.]

Hey, don't people usually refer
to pork or beef as meat?

This is just chicken.

-Why? You're crazy for chicken.
-You do.

I am. So I'm about to go crazy.

-Jin-ah used to eat like that too.
-Cut it out.

[Just one bite. May I have just one bite?]

[Just one piece of the wing
would be fine, right?]

[No, if I eat this, I might really die.]

[Forget it. There's no reason to live
if I can't eat chicken.]

[-I'll just eat it.]
-Do you want to die?

[No, I don't. I won't eat it.]

No, everyone is waiting for you.

Gosh.

Hey, enough. I'm here.

-Seon-woo.
-Hello, Seon-woo.

-Hello.
-Hello.

Hello, Seon-woo.

-Hey, Seon-woo.
-Over here!

-Hello, Seon-woo.
-Hey!

-Why are you so late?
-Hey, Seon-woo.

-Have you been well?
-I thought you weren't coming.

-Hey, grab a drink.
-Grab a drink.

Here.

-A toast?
-Okay, let's make a toast.

-Okay.
-Cheers.

Hey, I can't do this. I'm leaving.

-Already? You haven't eaten.
-Hey.

Yes.

I have to leave.
Could you take a step aside?

You're leaving?
Let's grab a drink together.

Things are too loud over there.

Stay, Dam. You couldn't be here
even if you wanted to in your fourth year.

You should sit
just as our senior suggests.

Yes, we aren't that rude. Take a seat.

Goodness.

I'm sorry for the group project.

It's okay. Things can happen
right after you get discharged.

-Are you Jae-jin's friends?
-Yes, Choi Soo-kyung.

I'm pretty and the top of my class,

so people call me
the Kim Tae-hee of Seogwa University.

That's your nickname?
No one ever calls you...

-Aren't you going to drink?
-I have bad kidneys.

-Then some chicken...
-I love animals.

Lee Dam, are you insane?
What's this crazy talk?

-Shut up.
-Lee Dam?

Your name is one syllable? Dam?

Yes, right.

Do you know my name?

You're Gye Seon-woo.

Let's be acquaintances from now on.

Let me pour you one too.

[-What's with her?
-What's with this guy?]

[-What's wrong with you?
-What's wrong with you?]

I have to take this.

Hey, Eun-jung. Yes.

-My gosh.
-I can talk.

You have bad kidneys?

-What?
-You loved animals?

What? Oh, right.

I have to go. See you tomorrow.

Hey, go home after Seon-woo comes back!

Okay.

Are you okay?

Did she just roll over
trying to avoid touching me?

What's wrong, Miss Dam?

What's wrong, you ask?

I fell over trying to avoid a guy
born in the Year of the Tiger.

And I went to a chicken place
for the general assembly,

but couldn't eat anything there.

I was the only one
who ate the macaroni salad.

I see.

"I see"? That's all?

I had such a tough time today,
yet you sound so indifferent.

I went through so much today,

especially staying away from chicken.

You must know how it feels
to turn down a fried chicken.

I don't.

You liar!

There's a crunchy and chewy chicken
lying there in front of me,

[Crunchy, yummy]

yet I felt tortured
because I couldn't even take a bite.

[Bam! Give me my drumstick!]

You really don't know what it's like?

I really don't.

Why don't you know?

Because I don't eat chicken.

Right.

Then changed that into something you like
and think of the same situation.

Yes, these cigarettes.

How do you think you'd feel
if you suddenly had to stop smoking?

I'll just stop, then.

I doubt it.
I heard it's really tough to quit smoking.

Some say you should never associate
with those who quit smoking,

because they're the most persistent type.

I'm not sure.

That's for humans,
who have a very weak will.

Smoking was just a means
that helped me spend my tedious days.

I'm not exactly addicted,
so I think I'll be fine.

Then quit smoking.

-What?
-Quit smoking.

You do know
secondhand smoking is bad for me, right?

So please quit smoking
for the sake of the Marble.

Now that we're on the subject,
I want an agreement too.

I'd like to make three requests
just as you did, Mr. Gumiho.

What are these?

[Lee Dam, Party A from hereon.]

[Shin Woo-yeo, Party B from hereon.]

B is obligated
to keep A and A's Marble safe,

and comply with the clauses below

[Agreement]

to keep A and A's Marble safe.

[Share, Cold gaze, Smoking]

[1. Find a way to retrieve the Marble out
and share the progress every Friday.]

The first rule is already ridiculous.

What do you mean, "share the progress"?

Well, you've been only coming up
with lame ideas.

This way, you will try harder

so you have something to share with me.

All right.

Then what does the second one mean?

"No cold gaze"?

Let's be honest. A gumiho can look scary

even when it smiles.

Whenever you give me a cold look,
I feel a bit...

When did I look at you like that?

Just now.
And also sometimes when you pass by.

Well, we talked
about the number three already,

so could you sign it now?

It's going to be hard, right?
Especially number three.

If you think you can't do it,
we can make a deal.

For example, I can let you smoke

if you let me eat chicken
every two weeks...

[Shin Woo-yeo]

[Lee Dam, Shin Woo-yeo]

[Agreement]

Do you have a minute?

I would like you to brief me
about the progress.

Now?

As it's written on the agreement,

you must find a way
to retrieve the Marble out

and share the progress every Friday.

And today happens to be Friday.

So...

did you find a lead?

Well, not yet.

But you don't need to worry.

As I said, I don't want to let you die.

I don't want a vague answer like that.

I want something solid.

Mr. Gumiho.

Where's the spirit you showed me
when we first met?

You used to take the Marble seriously

and had the guts to ask me to move in.

That's what impressed me.

Your dull attitude

really disappoints me.

Let's call it a day.

Please don't be upset

and keep my advice in mind.

We didn't gather in this house
to make friends.

See you then.

Good morning.

Hi.

It looks like you're having a hard time
quitting cigarettes.

No, I'm not.

By the way, Miss Dam,

have you heard of the idiom,
"A tangerine becomes an orange"?

Tangerine? This?

[A tangerine becomes an orange]

If you move a tangerine tree in the south
to the north, it becomes an orange tree.

[Hi, I'm an orange. I'm from the south.]

Just like that,
the environment changes people.

Could you clean up the place

[Healthy mind, Healthy body]

so you can keep
your body and mind healthy?

I was going to clean it up
when I'm finished eating.

This is not what I'm talking about.

Your socks are rolled up
in the washing machine,

your hair is everywhere,
and when you recycle...

Anyway, please be careful.

I'm sorry.

He sounded somewhat irritated.
Or am I just imagining it?

It's tasty.

Hey, Jae-jin.
Do you have my Korean History book?

I knew it. Do you want to die?

You should've given it back to me
if you're finished reading it, you jerk.

Bring it when you come to school later.

If you forget it, I'll crush your head.

Okay.

This idiot must have lost his mind.

[Mingxin Baojian]

According to "Mingxin Baojian",

one's mouth and tongue are
the doors to anger and worries,

and they are axes that kill one's body.

[Axes that kill one's body]

From now on, I want you to use
only good words.

"Mingxin Baojian".
I'll keep that in mind-xin.

I don't like puns.

"I don't like puns."

I don't think I was just imagining it.

He is being sensitive.
It must be from quitting smoking.

I'm going to school.

Miss Dam.

According to "Sajasohak", one must be
clean-cut and well-dressed.

[Clean-cut, Well-dressed]

It means you should be neat
and dressed nicely.

[Neat, Nicely]

But...

[Shabby-looking, Poorly-dressed]

You're going to school,

and it looks like
you didn't care about how you're dressed.

[Sticking out, Overstretched, Crumpled]

By any chance,

does everything in this world
irritate you?

-What?
-Because I think

you might be suffering
from some withdrawal symptoms.

No way.

Be careful and get back safely.

I will. I'll see you late then.

He is having withdrawal symptoms.

It was easy for you to say when you
told me to quit chicken and drinking.

Serves you right.

[Issue and Current Affairs Time]

She even left the TV on.

[Last week, in the middle of the day,
in the middle of the city,]

[one woman has been murdered brutally.]

[This is also known
as “the Downtown Murder”.]

[Over 200,000 people
pass this area daily.]

["No Trace of the Criminal
of the Mysterious Downtown Murder"]

[There’s no evidence found from
any CCTVs and dash cams and]

[there are no witnesses, which makes it
hard to guess the culprit’s whereabouts.]

[This is the biggest hallmark
of this incident.]

Hi.

[He takes this class too?]

[Hey, Dam.]

Do you have some coins?

Could you get me a drink?

Okay. Sure.

I owe you 800 won. I'll pay it back.

It's okay. You can just forget about it.

By the way, why do you keep avoiding me?

What? When?

Let's say you didn't then.
Give me your phone.

Why?

Why do you think?

Why do you ask me?

Just to check the time.

Oh, time. It's three...

Here. Call me
if you want to drink something.

[They say one's life
lives up to one's name.]

["Seon" means kind]

[and "woo" means friend.]

[My parents gave me this name
because they wanted me to have]

[kind friends
and be a kind friend myself.]

Hey, you are such a jerk.

Did you just say you're sick of me
and our personalities don't match?

-You think I'm an idiot?
-Yes.

What? No. Go on.

[But they seem to have given me
a wrong name.]

Excuse me. Can I have your phone number?

[I'm good-looking.]

[Student ID:
Gye Seon-woo, Seogwa University]

My gosh. I didn't know you were
going to such a prestigious school.

[I'm smart.]

[Plus, I come
from a rather wealthy family,]

[so life seems too easy for me.]

I had waited two years for you
to come back from the army.

You just came back and you're saying
you want to break up. Are you crazy?

Who is it this time?

Did you go to a club? Is it a freshman?

Tell me!

I've got to go.

[-That's]
-Hey.

[the person I am.]

I don't want to.

-What?
-Why did you take my phone without asking?

Are you yelling at me now?

Keep the 800 won.

[I'm Gye Seon-woo. Save my number.]

[Unknown User: Gye Seon-woo]

Hi. Gosh, you scared me.

My phone.

I still have more than a year left
until the contract is over.

Darn it.

Mr. Gumiho.

What are you doing here, Miss Dam?

I'm sorry. I'll leave now.

Please let me get me out of here.

I can't.

Why not?

Because I'm locked up here too.

What?

The doorknob broke down,

so I was trying to fix it with the drill.

I even put the wooden block there
to stop the door.

Why did it fall out then...

Did I kick it when I came inside?

Yes.

I'm sorry. It's my fault.

Did you think I locked you up on purpose?

What? No.

No way.

By the way, how do we get out of here?

I guess there's only one way.

Right.

What are you doing?

What?

I was going to ask you
if I could use your phone.

To call a repairman.

I thought you were going to teleport us.

We can't teleport here.

Why not? You did it just fine
a few days ago.

Teleporting causes a wave,

which can affect the things around you.

And I have many important things here.

I see.

Right.

Here.

Hi, I'm the resident
in 78-12, Samcheong-dong.

The doorknob in the basement
broke down again.

And I think the light will go off soon...

The light went off too.

Okay. Please repair this too.

Okay. Bye.

There must be something over there
to light up this place.

Wait here.

Hold my hand.

-I'm good.
-Okay.

Is this a kerosene lamp?

What are all these?

Things that were naturally collected
over time.

My gosh.

This is a bronze dagger, right?

Gosh, this must be a white porcelain
from the Joseon Dynasty.

No way! Is that Shin Yun-bok's painting?

How do you have that?

I once worked as a trader
during the reign of Jeongjo.

Gosh, that's amazing.

What's that?

It's a sketch.

I once worked for the science department.

You were a scientist?
You were such an elite.

And what else have you done?

[During the reign of Seonjo,
I fought against Japanese,]

[leading the country to victory.]

You were in the military too.

That's why there are
swords and bows there.

-Gosh.
-Miss Dam.

You seem to be very interested
in history, unlike most young people.

Haven't I told you yet?
I major in history.

Some kids applied for this major
because of their grades,

but in my case,
it's because I love history.

I have always liked to watch
historic dramas since I was little.

Gosh.

I want to be a museum curator
after graduation.

But I'm not sure if I can live until then.

Anyway, this is really cool.

I have always wanted
to travel back in time like in TV series

if I could.

I'm so envious that you got to live
in so many eras.

How does it feel to live a long life?

Nothing. It doesn't feel anything.

Oh, there's a pipe too.

Have you used it yourself?

-Yes.
-Since when?

Since cigarettes were imported in 1592.

1592?

When Japan invaded Korea?

Have you been smoking cigarettes
for over 400 years then?

And I made you quit that?

Just keep on smoking.

What am I to stop
your 400-year-standing habit?

Actually, I thought it would be easy.

I thought it shouldn't be too hard

to change one habit.

But it turned out to be hard.

It made me realize that I might have made
unreasonable demands.

So I want to keep myself from smoking
during the contract period.

To share your pain.

I'm okay though.

So you have been smoking for 400 years.

Then how old are you?

I'm 22. Born in 1999,
the Year of the Rabbit.

I'm 999. Born in 1012, during the reign
of Hyeonjong of Goryeo.

-Relax.
-I mean...

Now I hear your actual age,
I realize how ancient you are.

As a matter of fact,
you've been scolding me so much

I felt like I was living
with a great grandpa.

But if you think about it,

you've lived longer than
my great great grandpa.

Now I get why you have been speaking
like a fossil...

Oh, it's a wind chime.

It's so pretty.

I have seen fish-shaped sails,

but I haven't seen
a leaf-shaped one like this.

You can have it if you like it.

Are you sure?

It looks at least a few hundred years old.

I bought it in Insa-dong. At 7,000 won.

[Hello?]

-Thank you.
-Bye.

[Spicy braised chicken]

It looks so tasty.

I'm just looking at it.

You quit cigarettes, which you have been
smoking for over 400 years.

And I've been eating chicken
for only 20 years.

I can hold it for one year.

[Spicy stir-fried chicken]

[Sliced fresh duck]

What's all this?

You can't eat your favorite food, chicken,

and I felt bad
to put you through such pain.

So I made spicy stir-fried chicken
using duck.

Wait. Can you eat duck?

No, I can't.

I can't have enough of it!

Thanks for the food.

It looks tasty.

[Seriously? The flavor, seasoning,
and texture are all horrible.]

How does it taste?

Do you like it?

Yes.

It's tasty. It tastes really good.

-I made a lot of it. You can have it all.
-No, wait!

It's not tasty, right?

Well...

I'm sorry.
I appreciate your kindness though.

I'll go get something to eat.

Don't. I'm okay.

I don't want you to starve because of me.

I'll be right back.

But I'm really okay.

Maybe I should have tried to eat it.

It would have made me more patient.

I'll tell him we're having
only delivery foods from now on.

[Gye Seon-woo]

[Why aren't you answering?]

[I'll pay you 800 won back. Let's meet.]

[Gye Seon-woo]

Gosh. What's wrong with him?

Wait.

Is the reason
why he's being so persistent...

because he hates to own someone?

[1002-4507-1318, Duna Bank,
You can wire the money here.]

[You can wire the money here.]

Oh, boy.

This is 100 percent poop.

Calm down. The toilet is near you.

What?

Why won't it flush?

Is it clogged?

[1002-4507-1318, Duna Bank,
You can wire the money here.]

[I'll give it to you in person.
Let's meet.]

[Lee Dam]

[No.]

[Why not?]

[I'm really busy now.]

[Lee Dam]

[Lee Dam]

[Why are you busy?]

[I'm unclogging the toilet.]

[Lee Dam]

[Actually, do you know how to unclog it?]

[This is urgent.]

[This is not about my image.]

[This is about privacy of my intestine]

[and human dignity.]

Gosh!

Gosh! What did I put inside?

Maybe I should stop living.

No. Let's not give up hope.

[I'm leaving.]

Mr. Gumiho left 30 minutes ago

[30 minutes ago]

and it takes five minutes to the downtown,

[The round trip takes ten minutes.]

so he should arrive in a minute.

[Almost home!]

So I will keep calm and flee the country.

This is ridiculous!

Gosh!

-Hey, Miss Dam.
-How long until you're home?

I'm almost there.

Already?

Right. I bought some pizza.
Is that okay with you?

No, it's not.

I think

greasy food like that can cause trouble

and diseases like obesity and esophagitis.

I should have asked you
before buying it then.

Is there anything else you want to eat?

[What's the food he can't get near here?]

[Something that takes a long time to get.]

Yum woon sen.

Yum woon sen?

I'll see if I can find it.

Okay.

Yum woon sen?

Now yum woon sen earned me some time,

let's see what I can do.

[Clogged toilet]

[Gye Seon-woo]

[I found a way.]

As you said, I wrapped the toilet.

[Gye Seon-woo]

Now, try flushing it.

[I Use Plastic Bags to Unclog the Toilet]

Then the plastic will be bloated.

Press it hard.

It worked! It's unclogged, Seon-woo!

Thank you!

From now on,
I'll call you the Toilet Fairy.

You don't need to call me that.

You don't have
to give me 800 won back either.

This doesn't make up for it.

-Let's go out and eat.
-Sure.

It's on me. It's totally on me.

Thank you so much, Seon-woo.

Thank you!

Thank goodness.

That was horrible.

She was actually unclogging a toilet.

Now, the pressure is
off both my mind and stomach.

Especially, my stomach.

It feels like my stomach is totally empty.

Oh, no.

Sir, I have a problem.

I think the Marble came out.

Could you see
if the Marble is still there?

The Marble is fine.

Really?

Thank goodness.

-Did something happen?
-It's just that

I had a serious stomachache

and pooped so hard

I felt like all my organs came out.

I was worried the Marble also...

But it's fine.

Anyway, I'm glad the Marble is fine.

Hey.

Can I have a slice of pizza?

Are you sure?

What about esophagitis and gastritis?

Actually, I gave it some thoughts.

You see, cars need oil to move.

I think humans need some oil too to move.

I love fat.

Sure. Help yourself.

Thank you.

It's so tasty.

I have one question.

For me? What is it?

Losing the Marble would be
a good thing for you.

Right. That's what I want.

Then why were you so relieved

when I said the Marble was still there?

I do wish the Marble is gone,

but I wish it happens safely.

I don't want the Marble
to go to the sewer.

I don't only care about my own life.

I care about the Marble
and your dream too.

I'm not that selfish.

Why don't you have some too?

I don't appease my hunger with human food.

Human food is like some sort of snack

I eat for pleasure from time to time.

Then why did you cook earlier?

I told you.

I made it because I felt bad
that I put you through the pain.

Then did you get these...

I got them for you.

Oh, I see.

This goes to plastic
and this goes to plastic bags. Right?

Yes.

From now on, I'll make sure
to recycle trash.

Right. Can we talk about
how we address each other?

I don't feel comfortable
calling you Mr. Gumiho all the time.

Since I call you by your name,
you can call my name too.

No, I can't do that.

You're 977 years older than me.

It's like I can't call
the king of a country by his name.

I think it's disrespectful.

How about Mr. Landlord?

Well, maybe it sounds like
you would push me to pay rent.

How about Mr. Ancestor?

Well, I guess it sounds like
you'd take food from an ancestral rite.

How about "sir"?

How about Oldmiho?
It's short for Old Gumiho.

"Sir" sounds good to me.

It's "sir" then.

Let's get inside, sir.

Sir.

"Sir"...

He's sweeter

and more caring than I thought.

And...

How does it feel to live a long life?

Nothing. It doesn't feel like anything.

He looks a bit lonely too.

Sir.

Why haven't you go to bed yet?

Well, I was doing my assignment
and I got sleepy,

so I came out to get some fresh air.

It's hard, right?

You seem tired, so I was worried.

Until now, I have been thinking
only about my situation,

but earlier when I visited the basement,

I realized how long you have been living.

For such a long time, you had one dream.

And it can all go down the drain,

so I can only imagine how hard it must be.

I feel a bit bad too,
because it feels like it's my fault.

Why would you feel bad?

Just because.

You know what? How about we try

to live through this day?

If we repeat that,
I believe good days will come in the end.

Let's tough it out together.

I'll go inside now.

Don't think too much.

[Anyway, there's something
I'd like to ask.]

Did you even want to become a human?

To be honest, after what happened,

I thought you gave up hope.

Who is she to turn you like this?

You already know
how to take the Marble out.

-Miss Dam.
-Yes?

Let me check one thing.

You can go back now.

Just think

all this was a dream.

I'll get going.

[My Roommate is a Gumiho]

If I say I want to be your boyfriend,
will you let me?

What do you think he's up to?

[I think even Gye Seon-woo
can't get Lee Dam.]

You. Aren't you leaving?

How can I help you?

-Go on a date with me.
-A date?

It may be just a simulation,
but I thought I should dress properly.

[He's enchanting me.]

[He's indeed a fox.]

Hold it in

and date her.

[This might be the last chance you have.]