Original subtitles

Hey, hey, hey. How are you? Hi.

What are you doing?

Who are you?

I'm Justin's dad.

Who are you?

I'm Justin's girlfriend.

Yeah, you look... What's going on here?

I was taking pictures.

Huh?

That's really embarrassing. I'm sorry. That's not how I wanted to meet you.

Oh, my.

I gritted.

Sorry about the impromptu popping.

It's okay.

It's okay. Don't be nervous.

Go ahead and put your shirt on.

It's okay.

Just in here chilling.

What were those noises I heard coming out of the phone?

Nothing. I was just taking photos.

Sure you were.

That's what all those grunts were?

What are you trying to say?

Huh?

So anyways, so what's cracking today?

You look really embarrassed now.

Don't be embarrassed.

I just, I did not expect you to come in. I don't know. I didn't know anybody was

going to be home this early.

It's all good.

I'm just glad I finally get to meet you.

Alright, I'll see you later.

God damn it. Broke my shit.

God

damn

it, motherfucker.

What the hell? Hey, look who it is.

Look what the cat drug is.

How are you?

I'm good.

I just wanted to apologize for just making things awkward the other

day. I shouldn't have been shirtless in your house like that. That was kind of

disrespectful, so I wanted to come talk about it and apologize.

It's okay. I appreciate your apology. And it was inappropriate, but, you know,

we can work through things in this house.

We're not complete assholes around here.

I appreciate that.

Thanks for the apology, though. Yeah.

What are you doing here?

Well, I thought I would swing by.

Yeah, well, Justin doesn't get off of work until 5, so I don't understand why

you're here so early.

I just thought maybe I'd hang out until he got here.

I don't know.

All right. Well, I've got to get to working on my window.

So what are you doing? Apparently someone's sneaking out of the thing.

was you. No, it wasn't me.

I can't get the window open. There's nothing I can do. I've been trying to

it open.

Maybe I could help you?

Look at you trying to do work around here.

You trying to move in or what?

It's pretty stuck.

It is stuck. I told you.

Did you think I was joking?

I'm trying to see it from this lower angle.

distracting me.

You okay with that?

You say anything about that?

I'm okay with that.

I guess my son's lucky.

All right, well, I've got to get to fixing this window. You know, as much as

would like to stick around and have you help me with the house, I've got to get

back to work.

I'm getting a little distracted.

As are you.

We shouldn't have done that.

I don't think there's any shame in that. Yeah, give me that thing.

Go do your young things. That was getting weird.

Don't mention that. I don't know what the fuck I was doing. That was bad.

I'm going to keep it as our little secret.

Please do.

I've got to get back to work.

Make yourself comfortable.

If you need anything to eat, you want to watch TV, do whatever you need to do.

Okay. He'll be home around 5, 530, all right?

Thank you.

I'll come check on you in a bit. Sounds good.

What's up?

Hey. How's your day going?

Pretty good.

Guess what?

What? The window is fixed. Oh, awesome. I think you fixed it, too.

Really? It worked right after you were messing with it.

Well, good. I'm glad I could be of assistance.

I'm glad you could be, too.

What are you up to?

I'm just watching TV and catching up on social media.

It's awfully quiet in here. I had to come check on you.

You hungry or anything?

You thirsty?

I'm fine, actually, but thank you. I appreciate it. You sure? Yeah.

Thirsty. Why do I get the impression that you're starting to flirt with me?

I don't know.

I wonder why.

Huh?

You're so cute.

I have to control my impulses here.

Why would you have to control them?

Because you're my son's girlfriend, for one.

It's an interesting point, isn't it?

No, it's not like he has to know anything.

This is the classic crush on the stepdad, isn't it?

Beautiful flower there.

Thank you.

Won't you stop?

I'm not sure if this is the right thing to be doing.

I

don't

think there's any shame in us having our own fun. You sure?

I'm sure.

Is that your cheeseburger?

What are you doing?

Just looking at you. You're really pretty.

I don't want to touch you anymore. I feel bad.

But I want you.

Well, you're going to have to wait.

I'm going to go on the back patio and have a drink and cool off because I

can't let this happen.

Come on.

I can't do this to myself.

Huh?

You're lame. I get it now. I know what you're here for, but I at least got to

have a drink or something and relax so I can build up the courage maybe.

Okay. You're so pretty.

I'm not turning you down because of that. It's just, you know what I mean?

I doubt you've even lost your virginity yet.

Come on.

I'm going to go in the back porch and have a drink. You're more than welcome

join me.

Come back there and hang out.

Okay. I'll be back there, okay?

We'll see you out there. All right. But no more of this funny stuff. It's too

much.

I don't want to get in trouble.

I can't promise anything, but I'll try.

All right.

We'll see you soon in the back porch.

See you.

What time is it? What time does he get home?

He's not going to be home for a while.

All right.

We'll see you.

Oh, I don't know how I'm walking away from this.

Hey.

Hey, hey, hey.

Thought I'd make you a little something to drink.

What do you got there? What the hell?

You bringing me drinks now?

What? Is there something wrong with that?

What's wrong with that?

I'll take it. What?

Some ice tea.

Something like that.

Something like that. So what's going on with you?

Just thought I'd join you out here. I don't know.

Bring me a drink?

You winning brownie points?

Maybe I'm trying to kiss a little ass.

You could be a daughter -in -law someday.

Uh -oh.

This is such a nice view.

You been back here a lot or no?

No, not really.

So yeah, you can see all the studios from here.

Really pretty.

What do you think about it?

I like how private it is out here. So many trees, so neighbors can't see

anything.

Kind of nice, isn't it?

It's nice.

I love it.

You like nature?

I love it. Yeah?

Mm -hmm.

Anytime I can get out and...

Go camping or something.

I try to as much as I can. That's nice.

That's definitely got a view, right?

Mm -hmm.

The tangerine tree? Yeah.

You do? It's really nice.

Want to go get a tangerine?

Maybe. I get the feeling that's not what you're doing.

I'm like a stuttering Tom right now.

Got something on your mind?

Maybe.

A lot of you.

I don't want anybody seeing this.

You know what I'm about to say.

Seriously?

Maybe.

I don't feel like you're going to come out of here.

Thank you.

Okay.

Take a seat.

Um, I think I'm going to go inside.

You swallow your good breath.

All right, go inside. This is probably the best thing.

All right, I'll talk to you later.

Look who it is.

Hey.

How are you?

I'm good. How are you?

I just got off of work.

And what are you doing here?

Just waiting.

Waiting for what?

For you to get off work.

Oh, my God.

Get the fuck out of here.

Justin's gone all weekend.

I know.

He's going to be with his mom all weekend.

I'm aware.

You're not going to sit here and do nothing all weekend.

No, I'm not.

I'm not going to let you hit anything all weekend.

Okay.

Oh,

I see.

You're ready, huh?

Can I take a listen to that?

See you soon.

um um

Amen.

Hmm.

Mm -mm.

Because we're stuck in this house together all weekend.