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Hey, girl.

No, not much. Just here setting up my new mattress.

Yeah, for that new room massage I was telling you about.

No, I know. I finally think I found someone to try it out with.

Fuck!

Yeah, his name is Ryan and he's - So cute.

Yeah, he's one of the regulars here at the spa.

So I thought it'd be a great idea to try it out with him first.

Yeah, I thought I had a chance with him the other day, but...

He kind of was acting weird or something. I don't know, but I think my

finally came.

I think it's going to work out. I'm really excited.

Okay, well, I'm going to go finish up, and then I'm going to go meet him.

Okay, I'll let you know how it goes.

Later.

Hey, Ryan. What's up?

Hey.

What you up to?

Trying to get this big.

Cool, cool.

So, I have this new massage technique that I've been working on. You know,

you're like a regular and whatnot, I thought you may be interested in trying

out.

It's called, it's called Nuru massage.

Would you be interested in maybe being a guinea pig for me?

I'm really excited to try it.

I don't have time for that.

Really? What got you so busy?

I hurt my wrist earlier, and I'm by myself, and I've got to get this car

the person by tomorrow, so I don't really have time.

Well,

maybe I can help you out. It seems like you could use it. I could definitely

help you out to speed things up a little quicker.

What do you think?

Don't take this the wrong way, but I need help from somebody who actually

what they're doing, so... Well, I've worked on cars with my dad basically my

entire life.

Maybe I can help you out. I mean, looks like you can use a helping hand.

No pun intended.

You.

Me.

Okay, uh... Hand me that quarter inch.

Got it.

But you know what?

I need a socket wrench.

All right, you got it.

What size?

Quarter.

All right.

There you go.

Yeah, that worked.

So you want to hear something crazy?

So my girlfriend's boyfriend attached a dildo to this power tool and

fucked her with it.

And apparently she got really injured. But isn't that crazy?

I mean, must have been pretty intense.

Yeah,

that's crazy.

What?

Why didn't he just fuck her?

Probably just wanted to try something new, I guess.

How'd that work out?

I guess not so well on her end, but... I mean, it's something I've never tried

before.

Seems like a pretty crazy experience, though.

Well, if you want to use a power tool... We don't have to use this one.

I got one for you right here.

Well, what do you say we go back and I give you a massage to help out your

wrist?

And then we can take it from there.

And then maybe afterwards I can come help you finish up this project and you

have the car back by tomorrow.

Maybe.

I'll help you.

Okay. If you help me.

Yeah. Let's go.

Alright.

Where's the massage table?

Right, well, in this massage that we have, it's called Neuru, and we don't

really need a table or anything.

I mean, I'm going to wash you off, and I'm going to get rid of all the toxins

the first layer of your body.

Okay. So, yeah, we can just start off by getting undressed.

Oh, you're getting naked?

Right, because I'm going to be the one washing you, your body.

Okay. Yeah.

Yeah, you know what?

It's

really

hurting, isn't it?

Yeah. Well, hopefully after this massage, you'll feel a lot better and

rejuvenated. Yeah?

Yeah, I believe you, Ron.

All right,

she is off, too.

You good?

Yeah. All right. Get into the shower.

Ooh.

It's kind of warm up.

Especially with my body heat.

You'll warm up really quick.

Yeah, it's part of the process.

We're going to have to wash your body, your entire body.

They say it's okay.

Well, we want to get every part of your body, even if it feels tight.

This is a lot better than the typical massage.

Well, I'm glad you were able to try out this new type of massage for me.

Here, why don't you take a seat?

Okay.

And I'll massage you on your legs really good. Can you get down in there?

Good? Perfect. Do you want to move closer to the water?

Do this.

Thank you.

Move a little bit this way. I think we've got to get this off really good.

The warmth of my mouth is going to warm up everything in your body.

body.

Yes.

How about we go get started with a real massage?

More like this?

Yeah, that's even better.

Now

I'm

just going to have you lay down and we can get started.

Okay.

Like this?

That's perfect.

So, have you done this, uh, what's it called?

Neuru. Have you done this before?

I've given multiple massages, but this is my first Neuru massage.

Guessing this is your first, too.

Yeah, I haven't even heard of it.

Sounds cool.

It's going to be very fun.

Yes.

Your muscles will feel so much more relaxed.

And your skin is going to feel so much more rejuvenated, that's for sure.

Well, I'm in your hands now.

That's right.

Now this newer gel is going to make your skin feel... Super rejuvenated.

I can't wait.

We're gonna get started.

Alright.

How does that feel?

It feels great.

What's it called again?

Nuru.

Oh shit.

Just relax.

How did that feel?

That was great.

Good.

Okay, I'm full.

Well, I've always had a passion for feeling people, I guess, making them

good.

But yeah, it does take a lot of practice.

I mean

you

can focus on every one of them.

Make sure you're comfortable first.

Yeah, we'll just get it all nice and loosened up.

It feels like you've sprained your wrist.

Yeah.

You should let that go.

Well, it's all the hard work you do.

Don't worry, though.

This massage is going to make you feel a lot better.

It is actually.

What are you doing?

Well, I'm going to use my body heat to apply it to your body to warm up all

of those muscles that we really can't get into.

The deeper ones.

Okay. We're doing alright?

Yeah.

Definitely a unique massage you're going to be having today.

Better than the normal table massage.

I'm glad you think so.

I hope you're enjoying it as well.

Now I'm going to have you turn around.

Okay.

He's feeling it for getting more and more of that.

I've spent so much time now.

I need to get my mobility back.

You'll be better in no time.

I'm just going to put that.

Why didn't we go out again?

I asked myself the same thing.

Can you like, oh my god, I can't even think.

Just relax.

My hands are just going to grab every part of your body.

It's so fucking good.

Feeling good?

Yeah.

Oh my...

Oh my God.

Thank you.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

you should go out sometime too.

Yeah.

Well, first things first, you should probably get that car.

Oh shit. Yeah.

Oh my God. Yeah.