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Hey, uh, where are you?

You know, we're supposed to have a dinner date, and, uh... I don't give a

what you have to do with that bitch. Fuck her.

I can say bitch as much as I want. This is a lady you've been blowing me off

with. If it's even a lady, who the fuck knows at this point?

Like a crazy ass.

Dude, I'm looking at my app right now. Listen, if you spend any more money on

credit card, I swear to God I'm going to have to divorce your ass.

Praying out my fucking ass.

Dude, I'm taking care of your daughter too. Like, what the fuck, man? I'm her

stepdad. Like, this is ridiculous.

No, I'm not helping her with her homework. It's fucking ridiculous.

Don't you have her dad do that? I'm a fucking stepdad Well

She is sweet I'll help her the best I can but you know what I can't promise

anything As far as the spending goes you have to stop spending sweetheart listen

Listen, we're gonna get divorced.

I mean you're wiping me out.

I have much left

Yeah, I've looked.

I've looked at all the credit card accounts. I have apps for all of them. I

actually have a fucking tracking device on one of those credit cards.

Fucking crazy ass. What are you doing? What the fuck would you spend $3 ,500 at

a fucking store anyways? What are you buying?

Oh, it's for me. Yeah, you have to have the guilt trip. This is what I call the

flipper. You're trying to flip sit around.

I'm fucking sticking to shit. Just fucking...

Whatever. Go hang out with your fucking boyfriends. I'll figure my shit out.

Don't worry about me. I'm the one with the fucking money. Fuck you.

Hey. Hey, what the fuck are you doing? I'm sorry you had to hear that. Please

don't repeat any of that shit to your mother. I won't. Can I? You promise? No.

won't. Can I go to my room now? Listen.

If you expect any more money out of me, you've got to promise me you don't

repeat any of that shit to your mother that you heard that conversation. I

promise I won't say anything to my mom, but I heard that conversation. You know

how she is. Everything's supposed to be perfect, and everything's supposed to

be... Okay, Dad, can I just go back to my room? Everything's supposed to be

perfect, and everything's beautiful, right? I know, I know, I know. So please

keep it that way. Okay, I will.

All right, whatever, dude.

Okay.

What's up, Snoopy?

Hey, Dad.

You coming around to snoop on me again?

No, I'm just coming to hang out with you. Is that okay?

What the fuck are you talking about hanging out with me? You never fucking

out with me. I just want to hang out with you and, you know, I don't know. I

know you've been, like, stressed lately.

Well, come on and pop a squat and talk to me about it. How about that?

I sound a little tipsy myself.

I'm not going to say a lot.

I just, I know you've been really stressed lately and I just want to, you

hang out with you and try and take your mind off things.

Uh, like, how do you plan on doing that? How do you, how do you wipe $30 ,000

out of my brain this month?

And, you know, it's a strong possibility she's cheating. Let's face it.

She's gone for days. I don't spend a thousand dollars on credit cards. Yeah.

I'm just the nerd that sits at home and makes money and she doesn't spend it.

Oh, Dad, you're not a nerd. She only spends a portion of it, though. Some of

could go towards someone else like you or something.

I'm sorry. She treats you like shit. She is a bitch, isn't she?

But, I mean, that just gives us more time to bond. You know she's a bitch.

That's the funny part about it. She is. Of course she's a bitch. I mean...

I see the way she treats you. I would never treat you like that. I don't

understand what you're saying.

You've got kind of an attitude with me.

It's almost like you're mad you got caught.

I don't know.

It's just some immature shit.

I mean, I'm only 18.

What's that? You can't expect me to act like a grown -up.

You dress like you're 18, that's for sure.

Yeah, like I said, it's really kind of uncomfortable because I don't know when

those were hanging off of you and now you're like filling out. It's kind of

weird. I'm growing up.

I see that.

Well, why don't I try to take your mind off things maybe a little bit? We can

sit and talk and maybe I can like give you a back massage or something. I mean,

I just, I hate to see you so worked up like this. Do you want to watch some

heavy metal videos with me?

Sure, if that's what you want to do. Okay, how about classic rock videos?

kind of music do you listen to?

Heavy metal and classic rock, totally, totally my thing.

Yeah, I can tell.

I can tell, I can see it in your eyes.

Anyways, so what did you have planned to relieve my stress?

Why don't I just kind of ease the tension a little bit?

Maybe I can just, like, massage you a little bit. Is that okay?

I feel like there's an ulterior motive here.

What are you talking about? I just want to spend time with my stepdad and show

him that I care about him, and I don't want to see him upset or stressed like

this anymore.

You know there's a second time I've been married. I've heard the news before.

I don't know what you're talking about.

No, unfortunately.

Well, here.

I feel pretty good.

Yeah? Starting to feel less stressed yet?

Yeah, I do feel a little less stressed.

Good.

You're getting really cute.

A lot of cute.

Thanks. But you know what? She's kind of... Let's be realistic, all right?

conversation doesn't leave us.

This girl has matured faster than you guys, right?

I think so.

Isn't it kind of stupid, I heard, to leave me and you in a house alone

Why?

I just think it's kind of dumb. I don't know.

Reverse puts yourself in a revenge role.

What if you were... I'm not saying I'm fucking super good with her or anything,

but if you had a remotely attractive stepmother and you were a young dude and

you were just busted home with them, wouldn't you kind of... I don't know.

I'm not mad about it, though. I'm just gonna...

Enjoy the circumstances.

Yeah, well, there are circumstances.

Why don't I rub your back, too?

You want to crawl behind me?

Yeah. Continue to be entertained?

I guess.

I don't know.

It's better than fucking nothing.

It's better than some reach that spends all my money on bullshit.

If you spend all my money, if I spend it on shit, you leave. I would never.

Treat my husband the way she treats you.

Really? Of course not. I would be the best wife ever.

Wait a minute.

What are you talking about?

I want to hear exactly what the fuck you mean. What are you getting at?

I would take care of you, and I would make you food and rub your back every

All right, I give up. What do you want?

I give up.

What? I know you want something, but you never want that.

I don't know what you're talking about. First of all, you heard me and your

mother fighting, so you knew you had a segue in to try.

Well, there is something.

See, I knew it.

I knew you couldn't just generally be nice.

No, I can be nice. See, I just... My grades have been slipping a little

bit. Just a little bit.

And...

I know that my mom would be really, really upset if she saw.

So I was hoping maybe I could just give you my report card and you can sign it

and I can bring it back to school. She doesn't have to see it. I mean, she's

never home anyways.

Why would I do that? What's in it for me? A fucking leg massage? Jesus Christ.

Well, I mean, there's something else I could do.

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

Well... You're making it crazy.

There's been a lot of boys at school who have been teaching me some things.

What are you talking about? Don't say that.

Why? You're innocent.

Come on.

You're innocent. No, I'm... I've been exploring a little bit, and I...

I think I might have something to offer you now.

What do you need?

Well...

How about you sign my report card and don't tell my mom about

it, and I can suck your dick?

What?

Where the hell are you learning this from?

Oh, come on. I mean... Since when are you sucking dicks? What is it? All the

girls at school are doing it now, okay? It's not that big of a deal.

What, boy jobs?

Yeah. Yeah,

I mean, why not? It's fun, and it's a good bargaining tool.

Maybe. I'll think about it, but it still seems a little sketch to me. I'm trying

to figure out what your motive is.

It's your library card?

Did you say your library card?

No, my report card.

Oh, your report card. I need you to sign it. Oh, that's more serious. I just did

your library card.

No. What the hell are you asking me for that?

What do you want me to do?

I... Because I'm going to do it.

This is consensual, so you've got to tell me. I want you to just come and

right here, and I'll unzip your pants, and I'll suck your cock.

Are you sure?

Yeah. I'm a little stressed. How about I just kind of handle things and just

open your mouth?

Whatever you want. I mean, just as long as you sign my report card and don't

tell my mom.

I'll sign your fucking report card, okay? Because you've been really cool.

have been sweet. I'm not going to be a dickhead.

You've been cool and you look hot.

So, she should have let this in all together.

You're good looking, I'm good looking. It's just a recipe for disaster.

And I'm mine, so it's just fine. It's a bad move on her part.

So... As long as you don't tell her, okay?

Of course.

Because I feel like you're telling me the truth. I feel like you're actually

experimenting and you don't give a fuck.

It will be our dirty little secret.

It will be our dirty little secret.

So... Are you positive about this?

Yeah. Do we have a deal?

Please? Please?

I think you want to suck a dick.

You do?

I guess.

I promise you'll like it.

I've been getting a lot of practice.

Really? How's that?

Well... I like to take the boys into the bathroom one at a time.

You're the girl in the locker room blowing everybody?

Maybe. Oh, my God.

And I'll take them. You are.

You're the locker room girl blowing everybody when they're done practicing.

the hell?

Well, I mean, not everybody, but a lot of them. I'm not shaming you. That's all

I've got. All right, so no talk about this, correct?

My god, well, I mean your cock is definitely a lot bigger than the ones I

but I I think I can still do it

Mmmmm.

girl.

I never sucked your cough like this.

Hurry, sit down, sit down, sit down. Shit,

stop talking about it.

Come on.

Hey, sleepyhead.

What do you want?

Well, I mean, it's like 9 o 'clock in the morning and you usually are up at

4. Yeah, well, what if your wife is out with some bartender all fucking night

long?

Um, well...

I'm just out in the living room all by myself, and I'm kind of bored.

It's Saturday.

Don't you have shit to do?

Don't you have a boyfriend or something?

I want to hang out with you.

What do you want to hang out with me? What the fuck do you want to hang out

me for? I'm old and boring.

Well. Nothing. I'm worthless, all right? No.

Don't ever let my mom, don't ever let that bitch make you feel worthless.

Yeah? Because you're not.

No, I'm not. I'm just fucking with you.

Anyway, so what's cracking?

come check on you you seem like sad or something i mean i am depressed your

mom's cheating on me what am i supposed to do she's spending all my money and

she's cheating on me i mean can i can i sit down you want to talk shut up and

hop on the bed hop on this thing's comfortable i must warn you though once

lay down you might not want to get up that's okay we can hang out here well

Are you just going to stay in bed all day?

I'm probably going to stay in bed all day because depression has kicked in

force. I'm sorry.

I hate to see you so sad like this.

Yeah, well, your spouse isn't out.

A lot of people have their age for using my credit card.

Yeah.

Well.

Think about that one for a second.

Or we can not think about it. Let's think about happy things instead, like

being here together, hanging out. See, this is fun, right? We've been having a

lot of fun together lately, haven't we?

We have, but now I'm afraid... What's going on with you? Are you getting a

on me?

Um, I mean, maybe a little bit.

How do you know? You were out in the living room this morning, and you were

like, uh...

You never check on me. I was just thinking about you, and

I... You're coming and going like a street cat. I just appreciate everything

that you do for me, even if my mom doesn't, I do.

And, I mean, someone should show you their appreciation around here, don't

think?

I think, but nobody else does.

Well, I would love to show you how much.

I appreciate you. You don't even want to say it, but you were actually enjoying

that the other day.

Maybe. But I don't think we should have sex, because I think that might be a

little much. What do you think?

Um... Have you had sex yet?

Maybe. Maybe not.

Well,

why don't we just...

Play some more for now. It's up to you. You do whatever you want to do.

See

it's like

hide and seek.

I just wanna make you feel better.

I just wanna make you feel good.

I just love the way you taste.

Is your morning getting any better now?

Mmm.

I'm looking at you.

I'm glad you feel better.

You came in, checked on me, and now you feel better. You know my day's going to

start better now.

That's all I want for you.

So guess what?

What?

I have a wallet sitting on the kitchen counter.

And you can take that wallet and do whatever you want with it because I'm

staying home today.

Really, Daddy?

Go buy your boyfriend some clothes or something. Go buy your boyfriend some

clothes or something.

Go buy your friend some clothes. Do whatever the fuck you want to do.

Thanks, Daddy. Treat me like this, you're going to get spoiled.

A little messy.

A little messy going to come on your face?

It's a little on the bed. I don't have to wash the sheets, but oh well,

whatever. That was hot.

You were cute.

Don't spend it all, but have fun.

Thanks, Daddy.

I'm going back to sleep.

How do I look?

You look cute. What are you getting ready for?

I'm going to go on a dinner with my boyfriend.

What?

What? Boyfriend?

Yeah. I thought you had a crush on me.

Well, I do, but I mean, I like him too.

Is that okay?

No, it's not okay.

You need to give me my wallet back.

Dad, you said I could use that unit for tonight. I was going to go to dinner.

I don't care.

You know what? You need to give me my wallet back.

I don't appreciate this.

What? I mean, what's the big deal if I have a boyfriend? I have a boyfriend, so

what? Why do you get fixed up like that for me?

I do. I mean, I... We're here all the time together. We've been spending all

this time together, and I just wanted to go spend time with him.

Well, you're going to have to fork over that fucking wallet.

If he's at work, then he can pay for it. Oh, come on.

You don't need to be jealous or anything like that. I'm not jealous.

Really? You just need to fork it over.

You're still my number one.

What? Oh, listen to you, Freddie.

You're just playing everybody, huh?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Of course you don't.

Well, I guess I'll get my wallet and be going to the bedroom now.

Come on. I mean, do I need to prove that you're still my favorite?

Don't you have a time when you need to be somewhere? What are you doing?

How about I just sit right here and suck your cock for a minute?

You sure about that?

We're going to do more than that this time.

I'll always be yours.

I promise.

Do you like it?

Did you see how much I care about you?

I'm starting to believe you.

What kind of idea?

Why don't you bend over right there?

What are you going to do to me?

Oh my

God.

It's so deep inside me

pussy girls oh yes keep sliding your cock in and out of me like that yeah

oh god i'm so fucking wet for you

inside me.

like this.

Like it's so good.

I want to show you something.

Oh, yeah?

Want to show you something?

Oh, okay.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, that was so fucking hot.

Our secret.

Thanks,

Daddy.

Cool.

Let's get dressed before we hear anybody coming. Okay.