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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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Simpson, you're brand-new here,
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but I have a nose for men,
and you stink of reliability.
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I'm putting you in charge
of the big red button.
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I won't let you down, sir.
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I smell you won't. Never touch the button,
unless the meltdown alarm sounds.
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Then, and only then, push the button.
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[machinery powers down]
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[workers clamoring]
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Sorry, you can understand this is
very exciting for me. I mean, a button!
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[chuckling] Of course.
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While our schools and hospitals go without
power during the costly restart process,
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remember: no alarm, no button.
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[machinery powers down]
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[all groaning] Aw.
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I will never get tired of this.
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[alarm ringing]
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[groaning]
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[ringing continues]
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Lenny, button!
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[Lenny grumbles]
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[both] State park, family field trip!
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[groans]
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[both] State park, state park, state park!
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Don't forget sunscreen and bug spray.
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[coughs]
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-[straining] State park. State park.
-[straining] State park. State park.
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[both groan]
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[groans] I worked all week
at the world's most boring job,
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and now I have to spend time
in the natural world
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that I devoted my life to destroy.
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You're the one
who suggested a family outing.
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What part of that implied I was coming?
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I can hear the waterfall.
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There it is in all its majestic glory.
The stamp station!
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Oh, yeah.
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[Bart chuckles]
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[both sigh]
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Nine more stamps to go.
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Then we'll have all the stamps.
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[groans]
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Weekends are for relaxing.
How am I supposed to do that here at…
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Shut up.
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In the olden days,
a bootlegger was a shady character--
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You're blocking the stamps, lady.
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What are you looking at
instead of being present with your family?
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Really?
Cross sections of breakfast burritos?
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I was ranking those.
Now I have to start over.
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[bell jingles]
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Look, we got every stamp.
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What's our prize?
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You get your Wilderness Explorer
Completion Trophy.
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Good job.
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Certified trailblazers.
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Mom, can we get souvenirs so we have
something to remember this trip by?
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One souvenir each.
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[groans] The gift shop.
This is where time goes to die.
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Can't you fake a little enthusiasm
for five minutes?
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I can't pretend to like things I don't.
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You do it all the time.
It's called parenting.
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Huh? Well, I do like lying to children.
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[Homer] Activate parent superpower,
fake enthusiasm.
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Mmm?
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I know which souvenir I'd pick out
if I wanted to have fun. Stress balls!
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Oh, oh!
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I can feel the stress leaving my body.
Tell me that's not medically fun.
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It does have a therapeutic property
we doctors call squishiness.
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Business lady. Business got you stressed?
Have a squeeze of this.
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Excuse me, miss.
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What happened to the woman
who was standing here just a moment ago?
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Was that your mother?
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No, it's me all along.
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Is there anything these balls can't do?
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Dad, can we get stress balls?
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Please?
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What a great idea. Hurry, do it quick.
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[clamoring]
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-He sold me.
-He sold me more.
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Arriba! Ándale, stress! Adios!
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[vocalizing]
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Most intriguing.
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[doorbell rings]
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Dad, there's a creepy guy in a raincoat
who wants to talk to you.
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Well, run him off. What do I pay you for?
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Wait, please,
I have two words to say to you.
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Oh, yeah!
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Duffman!
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Not anymore, actually.
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The Duff Corporation
has, uh, retired that character forever.
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All the old forms of advertising
are now passé.
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Corporate spokesmen, print ads, TV spots.
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Today's kids,
they can't even sing the jingles.
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That can't be true.
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Boy, finish this tune.
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♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪
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♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow… ♪
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Woof?
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God help us.
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The old ways are dead.
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Today, advertising is all about
undercover marketing,
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where the spontaneity
of a regular person's excitement
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is worth a thousand "Where's the beefs?"
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[laughs] Where was that beef?
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And undercover marketing is exactly
what you did yesterday in that gift shop.
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All I did was pretend
to love some stupid, terrible crap.
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Homer, you have a gift,
and corporate America needs you.
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[Lisa] "Enthusiasm on Demand."
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You pretend to like things
to make other people buy them?
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It's the world's newest profession
offering love for money.
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You could make $500 in just one hour.
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As a late great man once said, "Oh, yeah!"
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[tires screech]
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Mmm?
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"Welcome to your first enthusi-task.
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Convince people to buy
a self-balancing unicycle."
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Hmm… If I can find just the right group
of potential customers.
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Hope dims for the trapped miners as
faith leaders conduct a moment of silence.
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Look at me if you want to see a guy
having the time of his life.
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-[giggles]
-[crowd cheers]
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We gathered here today
in hopes of a miracle, and we got one.
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A self-balancing unicycle
sure to be on everyone's Christmas list.
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[cheering]
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[♪ eerie jingle plays]
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Homer S. may be the key to completing
Project Dark Contrivance. Praise Enroy.
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Praise Enroy! Praise him indeed.
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You over-praised Enroy.
No malted treat for you.
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[♪ discordant chord plays]
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[♪ eerie jingle plays]
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Marge, this veggie omelet is delicious!
I don't miss the bacon or sausage at all!
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I'm so glad to hear that.
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Or are you just practicing for
your new job of pretending to like things?
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Nope. It's that good.
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Why, thank you.
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[humming]
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It's great
you're enjoying your side hustle,
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but I hope you're not neglecting
your front hustle.
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Oh, I quit that job.
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[laughs]
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I should be furious
that you're leaving with no notice,
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but your sincere enthusiasm for taking
this job and shoving it has won me over.
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Consider it shoved.
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I'm just too good at my new job.
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I've already sold pilgrim hats,
creatine snuff,
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and this great ear de-waxer.
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[giggling]
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I bet there's nothing so distasteful
this guy can't pretend to like it.
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-[cell phone dings]
-Ooh.
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Here's my next assignment. I'm promoting…
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No, no, anything but that!
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Drink up. Quality bowling requires
some boozing to beat the heebie-hoohaws.
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None for me. I've found something…
[gags] …better.
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UnDuff Nothin'.
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A new non-alcoholic beer
that'll make you forget
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all those times you were blackout drunk.
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Non-alcoholic beer?
That could lead to non-alcoholism.
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Don't take my unslurred word for it.
Chug it for yourself.
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Well, I know you socially, so I'm sold.
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[♪ tense music plays]
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[grunts] No, I can't do it.
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Too much! You ask too much!
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Tell me to sell time-shares to toddlers,
but not this!
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[phone rings]
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Report to corporate at 9:00 tomorrow.
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And give yourself time.
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You'll be parking
very far from the building.
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No!
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[♪ eerie jingle playing]
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Inspiring, aren't they? They promote
corporate efflorescence, praise Enroy.
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[Homer] Nothing concerning so far.
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Salutations, Homer.
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Your diligence and co-operability has
earned you these chocolate-covered bees.
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Mmm, "sting-y."
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I'm really sorry
I couldn't fake-like fake beer.
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Homer, sanguinate yourself.
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Eventually, every enthusiaster is called
to love a product they simply cannot.
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You're the unfortunate victim
of your personality's likes and dislikes.
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Stupid personality.
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But we've developed a simple procedure
that separates you
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from the tastes and desires
that make you you.
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We call it "seperance."
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Praise Enroy.
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This Enroy dude sure seems praiseworthy.
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After seperance, you will never again
be disjoyous at work.
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That's been my dream ever since
I grew weary of the big red button.
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But what exactly is this procedure?
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I can answer that.
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I have no idea,
but I have had the procedure myself,
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and look at how happy I am.
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Happy.
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Why don't we get you started?
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[♪ eerie jingle playing]
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[whimpering]
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[Homer] Nothing concerning so far.
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[♪ eerie music plays]
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-[elevator bell dings]
-[elevator announcer] Seperance floor.
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[♪ "Song 2" plays]
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♪ Whoo-hoo!
I am surgically happy ♪
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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
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♪ That is me on my ID ♪
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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
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♪ Hey, look, a weird doppelgänger ♪
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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
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-[♪ song ends]
-Whoo-hoo!
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Whoo-hoo!
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There he is, Homer S.,
our brilliant team leader.
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Thanks to him,
our department is number A again.
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Look, they awarded us a walnut party.
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[Homer exclaims] Walnuts?
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Careful with your hat of gratitude.
It's the gift of Enroy.
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This may just be
the hat of gratitude talking,
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but I love everything about this place.
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The endless corridors, the apology stool,
the distant eerie screams.
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[person screams in distance]
I'm so de-sanguinated!
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Hot crackers, new assignment!
We're selling payday loans today, people.
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60% compounding interest per day?
[chuckles] They sell themselves.
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[♪ eerie jingle playing]
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What have you done to my husband?
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Tranquilate, Marjorie.
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Have a pickled blueberry,
and exposify the problem.
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Mm, these are well-pickled.
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Every night when my husband
comes home from working here,
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he's like a different person,
a total zombie.
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[groaning]
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Seperance splits the worker's mind
into two modes.
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Uppie, when all their energy
is devoted to work,
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and downie, when they recharge at home
for the next workday.
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I don't wanna spend my life with a downie.
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I have the perfect solution.
Join our company.
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Undergo seperance yourself.
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You have got to be kidding me.
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Got I? Working here with your husband,
your relationship will be new again.
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Like when you first met,
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when your Homer couldn't stand to be
away from you for one moment.
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Marge, is it true? You're gonna come
work here with me? Please say yes.
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Homer, slow down.
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[laughs]
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The only bad part of working here
is missing you every second of every day.
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Let's live uppily ever after.
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This is the Homer I missed.
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There is no happier couple
than two uppies.
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Let's get separated
so we can be together forever.
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[♪ eerie jingle playing]
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What have I done? What have I done?
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[both] ♪ Whoo-hoo! ♪
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[♪ "Song 2" fades out]
247
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[♪ eerie music plays]
248
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,602
[♪ whimsical music plays]
249
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,313
W-T-Fudge?
250
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,898
How are we so light on our feet, you ask?
251
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:40,486
It's these new pillow-soft shoe inserts
from Dr. Insteps.
252
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,655
Oh. Maybe I'll pick up a pair.
253
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,574
[♪ eerie music plays]
254
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,826
[♪ conga music plays]
255
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,414
[♪ eerie music plays]
256
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:54,333
Another grim vigil here
in the mining district.
257
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:58,171
The only ray of hope,
the aroma of St. Louis-style ribs
258
00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:01,924
grilled to savory perfection
on the amazing Backpack Barbecue.
259
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,345
Another great day of work.
260
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,765
It's so good to be…
261
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:12,310
-[♪ eerie music plays]
-[groaning] …home.
262
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,687
What do you want for dinner?
263
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,439
I don't care.
264
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,653
Mom is eating potato chips for dinner.
265
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:26,699
Dad's eating potato chips slowly.
266
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,869
[♪ eerie jingle plays]
267
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:36,250
[Homer, Marge groaning]
268
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:40,838
I've never seen Dad
miss a flying sausage in his life.
269
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:44,842
Look at this smiley face
Mom drew on my pancakes.
270
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:52,767
That weird mysterious company
did something mysteriously weird to them.
271
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,478
[♪ eerie jingle plays]
272
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,396
[person] Psst!
273
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,565
You'll never get in the front door.
274
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:03,111
Enthusiasm on Demand
is hiding a deep, dark secret,
275
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:07,990
but maybe together
we can blow it wide open.
276
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,575
Don't you work for them?
277
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:13,121
Not anymore.
Being a downie destroyed my life.
278
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:16,916
I had no energy left for my family,
or my secret second family,
279
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,877
but there is a way back from seperance.
280
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:22,672
It's called de-seperance.
281
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,466
It was risky, but I'm feeling great.
282
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:29,095
Um, whose robe am I wearing,
and what year is it?
283
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:32,348
This whole place is like
one of those puzzle box TV shows
284
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:36,477
like The Leftbehinds,
or Yellowjinks, or Severance,
285
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:39,522
and there's always
a big secret at the end.
286
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,483
Yeah. If we're going to save your parents
and learn the truth,
287
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:45,695
there's only one way inside that building.
288
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:50,992
Every mysterious headquarters
has a door that has been propped open
289
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,619
so someone can sneak out for a smoke.
290
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:55,955
Pallies.
291
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,958
[♪ suspenseful music plays]
292
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,127
[typing]
293
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,512
-[alarm blares]
-They're onto us. Follow me.
294
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:19,103
Freeze, and put down
the candied squid ink.
295
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:23,482
You've come here for answers, no doubt,
but ask yourself this.
296
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:27,236
Will the answer be as satisfactionalizing
as the inquirance?
297
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:31,324
Damn straight it'll satisfactionalize.
We want to see our parents.
298
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:41,542
-Mom!
-Dad!
299
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:44,837
Kids! What a wonderful surprise.
300
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:48,841
No one told me it was
Take Your Kid to Work Day. Oh, joy!
301
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,426
[kissing]
302
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:53,429
Okay, Tiger.
Getting a little damp on top there.
303
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:57,683
Ugh! All we get from our parents
is not enough or too much.
304
00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:01,103
What's the ominous backstory
for this place anyway?
305
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:04,774
And if it doesn't add up, God help you.
306
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,026
Why don't we let our founder explain?
307
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,779
Greetings, disciples of Enroy.
308
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:14,158
We toil together with a mighty purpose,
to harvest the time and energy
309
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:17,453
of human beings
in pursuit of the ultimate prize.
310
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:20,164
Here comes the awful truth.
311
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:23,668
To create a service
that can be sold for money.
312
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:24,919
[all gasp]
313
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,672
Money? Isn't that
what every business does?
314
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,674
Very good, sweetie.
315
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,677
This can't just be a regular company.
316
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,846
Why the endless hallways
and the creepy kangaroos?
317
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:39,016
Because buildings this poorly designed
have inexpensive rent,
318
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,185
and we get a carbon credit
for the kangaroos.
319
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:42,895
Then who is Enroy?
320
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:48,568
Enroy is not a person. It's an acronym.
N.R.O.I. Net return on investment.
321
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,528
Praise Enroy!
322
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:54,574
You really should praise it, Lisa.
It's the basis of capitalism.
323
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,826
Shut your ears, child.
They've been seperanced.
324
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,411
You can't trust them.
325
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:02,290
Our only chance
is to remove the implants like I did.
326
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,625
[Homer whimpers]
327
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,752
Implants? There are no implants.
328
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,839
Then what did I drill out of my skull?
329
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:13,009
The seperance procedure
is just some light cosmetic surgery.
330
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:16,971
Teeth whitening, skin tightening.
It makes us more attractive salespeople.
331
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,850
The tin hat protects hair plugs.
332
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,478
No, no, something happened to Mom and Dad.
333
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:28,316
Whenever they're at home, it's like
the life has been sucked out of them.
334
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:31,444
Because it has. It's called having a job.
335
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:35,489
You'll learn soon enough,
and Enroy willing, Bart will too.
336
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:39,910
So that's it? You guys have a great time
at work, and we get the dried-out husks?
337
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:43,706
We're your kids. We're supposed to be
the ones draining your life force,
338
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,875
not some… [scoffs] …career.
339
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:49,211
-We need our mom and dad.
-We need our mom and dad.
340
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:54,050
But we're so fulfilled.
We found our passion in faking passion.
341
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,385
Doesn't our happiness count too?
342
00:18:56,469 --> 00:19:00,389
Maybe we could find
some sort of work-life balance.
343
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,684
Marge, we both know
that's not a real thing.
344
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:06,312
[♪ melancholy music plays]
345
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,189
Okay, kids, you win.
346
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:11,942
We'll leave our rewarding jobs
we're great at, and go back to…
347
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:13,569
Oh, I can't say it.
348
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,321
Being parents.
349
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:16,572
Yeah.
350
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,240
-Yay!
-Yay!
351
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,701
Turn in your badges and hats.
352
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,122
And your hair plugs.
353
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:28,918
[grunting] Ow.
354
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,964
[Homer grunting in distance continues]
355
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,559
Yoko geri! Ushiro geri! Mawashi geri!
356
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,022
Konnichi-wow!
357
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:54,151
That's awesome, buddy.
You really earned that yellow belt.
358
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:56,821
You guys are coming
to my karate demonstration, right?
359
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,198
I wouldn't miss my little champ's moment
360
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:05,037
even if it was on a Sunday
during football, which it always is.
361
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:07,957
And I made popsicle stick puppets.
362
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:14,630
You made those? A child?
And not some elderly master craftsman?
363
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,049
That's so creative.
364
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:22,138
I can't wait to see them in a play
with a socially-conscious plotline.
365
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:27,309
Me neither. Mommy and Daddy will sit
in the living room until you're ready.
366
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,731
They weren't faking, were they?
367
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:33,315
Don't know. Don't care.
368
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:39,655
-[♪ eerie tone plays]
-[groaning]
369
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:53,085
[executive] Welcome, valued new employee,
to Enthusiasm on Demand.
370
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:56,756
Whether you're joining our team
in Macro-Gerontics, Sonic Massage,
371
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:59,592
Intimation and Foreshadowing, or Bricks,
372
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:02,136
we know this is the last job
you will ever have.
373
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,889
By now you've received
your Employee Manual,
374
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:07,516
a Welcome Tetrahedron, and galoshes.
375
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,352
Inside the tetrahedron,
you'll find your parking pass,
376
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:13,606
the corporate hymnal, and 17 Polish zloty.
377
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:16,901
Please dispose of the galoshes
at your earliest convenience.
378
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:19,320
As you embark
on your professional journey,
379
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:23,949
lift your voice with me,
reciting the joyous words of our founder.
380
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:29,997
Zog sinistrum lamentio, Cthulhu eternum!
Praise Enroy!
381
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,081
Shh.
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