Original subtitles

- SO, I'M SMILING LIKE THIS, RIGHT?

- COME ON, GET--

[GRUNTING]

- TORI. - WHAT'S UP?

- I'M HAVING A HORN PROBLEM.

WHY DO I HAVE TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT ANYWAY?

- EVERYONE AT HOLLYWOOD ARTS HAS TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT.

- OKAY, WELL, I SING. MY THROAT IS MY INSTRUMENT.

I'M A THROAT PLAYER.

- DOESN'T COUNT. - AND IT SOUNDS KINDA GROSS.

- WHY DID YOU PICK THE FRENCH HORN?

- I DON'T KNOW,

I LIKE FRENCH FRIES, FRENCH TOAST...

- ONE TIME WHEN I WAS EATING

FRENCH TOAST AT A RESTAURANT,

I STARTED LAUGHING,

AND THEN I STARTED CHOKING.

SO THE LADY WHO RAN THE RESTAURANT

MADE ME LEAVE.

SO LET'S HEAR YOUR HORN!

- YEAH, PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC, WHITE GIRL.

- YOU KNOW, I'M HALF LATINA.

- THEN HIT IT, MUCHACHA.

[BROKEN NOTES PLAYING]

- I THINK IT'S BROKEN.

- HERE, LET ME FIX IT.

[SKILLED PLAYING]

- IT'S NOT BROKEN.

- ♪ HERE I AM ♪

♪ ONCE AGAIN ♪

♪ FEELING LOST ♪

♪ BUT NOW AND THEN ♪

♪ I BREATHE IT IN TO LET IT GO ♪

♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW ♪

♪ WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪

♪ AND WHAT IT WILL COME TO ♪

♪ IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪

♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW ♪

♪ YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪

♪ YOU DISAPPEAR, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID ♪

♪ TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE ♪

♪ YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪

♪ NOT A FANTASY ♪

♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪

♪ WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪

♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW ♪

♪ THAT IF YOU LIVE ♪

♪ IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪

♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪

♪ IN MY VICTORY ♪

♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪

♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪♪

[GRUNTING AND PUNCHING THROUGHOUT]

- BECK!

HEY, HEY, YOU GUYS!

LEAVE HIM ALONE!

OH, OH, GET OFF--

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - TORI!

[BOY] - GET OFF OF ME!

WHO IS THIS CHICK?!

- RELAX, RELAX, RELAX.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA-- YO, YO, COME ON.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- THAT GUY WAS BEATING UP BECK.

- OH, YOU POOR THING.

- WE WERE PRACTICING.

- THIS IS RUSS. - I'M RUSS!

- HE'S A PROFESSIONAL STUNTMAN. I INVITED HIM HERE

TO TEACH THE CLASS ABOUT STAGE FIGHTING.

- AND NOW, TORI SAYS,

"WHAT'S STAGE FIGHTING?"

- I WASN'T GONNA SAY THAT.

WHAT IS IT?

- FAKE FIGHTING THAT LOOKS REAL,

LIKE FOR A PLAY OR A MOVIE. - OH.

- I TOOK A CLASS WITH HIM LAST SUMMER.

- WELL, IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS HURTING YOU.

- WHY DO YOU CARE?

-'CAUSE I FIGURE, HE ALREADY

SUFFERS ENOUGH PAIN DATING YOU.

- YOU WANNA SEE PAIN? - HEY, WHY DON'T WE

GO SIT OVER THERE?

- WHY DOES SHE HATE ME?

- MAYBE SHE HEARD YOU PLAY THE FRENCH HORN.

- NOW, IF I THROW A PUNCH AT CAT,

LIKE THIS...

[CAT GASPING]

...IT'S EASY TO SEE

THAT MY FIST DIDN'T CONNECT WITH HER FACE.

- THANK YOU.

- BUT IF WE STAGE IT FROM A DIFFERENT ANGLE...

THEN...

LIKE I SHOWED YOU?

SOUND EFFECT, READY? - ALL SET.

- TO THE AUDIENCE OR CAMERA,

IT'LL LOOK LIKE THIS.

[PUNCHING EFFECT]

- I'M OKAY, EVERYONE.

[CLAPPING]

- ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA PAIR YOU GUYS UP,

AND EACH TEAM WILL WORK

WITH RUSS THIS WEEK TO PREPARE A FIGHT SCENE.

- I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS STEVE.

- HE DOES LOOK LIKE A STEVE.

[CHATTERING]

- MY NAME IS RUSS!

- OKAY, AND ON FRIDAY,

YOU WILL ALL PERFORM YOUR FIGHT SCENES HERE

IN FRONT OF THE CLASS.

NOW, THE PAIRS WILL BE:

BECK AND CAT, ANDRE AND GWEN,

DARREN AND JESS, TORI AND JADE.

- TORI AND WHO?

[BELLS RINGING]

UH, WAIT, I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH MY PARTNER.

- JUST A SEC.

- HEY, PARTNER.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR OUR FIGHT...

SCENE.

- GULP.

♪♪

- STATUS REPORT!

STATUS REPORT!

WILL YOU PLEASE READ THE NEXT LINE?

- I DON'T WANNA HELP YOU REHEARSE.

- I MADE YOU OATMEAL THIS MORNING.

- I WANTED A STEAK SANDWICH.

- OKAY, AUDITIONING NEXT

ARE TRINA VEGA AND ROBBIE SHAPIRO.

- UH-OH, NO, NO, NO.

THE PUPPET GUY? - EXCUSE ME.

- COULD I PLEASE AUDITION WITH SOMEONE ELSE?

- YOU KNOW, YOU CAN WHISPER THAT.

- IT'S JUST AN AUDITION.

- BUT...

[SIGHING]

LEAVE THE PUPPET.

- HEY, IT'S COOL. JUST SET ME DOWN

NEXT TO THE HOT BLONDE.

- WAIT UP! - WALK FASTER!

- I'LL WALK FASTER.

- ALL RIGHT.

IT'S WORLD WAR II, 1944.

YOU'RE IN A SUBMARINE,

1,700 FEET DOWN IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN,

AND YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA DIE.

ACTION.

- OH, MY GOD, LIEUTENANT,

STATUS REPORT.

- WE'VE BEEN HIT ON THE PORT SIDE, CAPTAIN.

OUR ENGINES ARE FAILING.

- TORPEDOES? - NONE LEFT.

- OY.

HOW DEEP ARE WE? - 1,700 FEET.

- WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO DEEPER.

- BUT WE'LL I'M-PLODE!

- IMPLODE. - BUT WE'LL IMPLODE!

- LISTEN, I'D RATHER DIE DOWN HERE

THAN LIVE UP THERE, CAPTURED BY THE ENEMY.

- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE BRAVE...

OR INSANE. [CRYING]

- HEY, STOP IT. YOU'RE A SOLDIER!

- I AM ALSO A WOMAN WHO LOVES YOU.

- THAT WAS FANTASTIC!

- UH, THAT'S NOT YOUR LINE.

- WHAT'S NOT MY LINE...?

- ACTUALLY, THAT WAS GREAT, YOU GUYS.

- REALLY?

'CAUSE IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS GREAT WITH HIM,

JUST IMAGINE ME WITH A GOOD ACTOR.

- HUH, I'LL DO THAT.

BRING IN THE NEXT TWO.

ROBBIE. - SCENE.

♪♪

- LOOK AT HER. - WHO?

- JADE! I GUARANTEE YOU

SHE'S TELLING BECK ALL ABOUT HOW

SHE'S GONNA PUNCH ME WHEN WE DO OUR SCENE.

- I WONDER IF MIRRORS WORK IN OUTER SPACE.

- I MEAN, WHAT AM I GONNA DO IF SHE REALLY HITS ME?

- BLEED, BURST INTO TEARS. - I'M SERIOUS.

- IT'S STAGE FIGHTING. NO ONE REALLY HITS ANYBODY.

- YEAH, BUT ACCIDENTS HAPPEN, AND WHAT IF SHE MAKES

AN ACCIDENT HAPPEN ON PURPOSE?

- YOU KNOW THE WORD MIRROR HAS ONLY SIX LETTERS

AND HALF OF THEM ARE Rs?

- HAVEN'T YOU AND JADE BEEN REHEARSING?

- YEAH, YESTERDAY AFTER SCHOOL

AND THIS MORNING DURING STUDY HALL.

- AND DID SHE HIT YOU FOR REAL?

- NO, 'CAUSE SHE PROBABLY WANTS TO WAIT AND DO IT

IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS TO HUMILIATE ME.

- WELL, IF SHE DOES,

SHE LOSES HALF A LETTER GRADE.

- OH, GREAT. SO SHE GETS AN "A MINUS"

AND I GET A BROKEN EYE AND A BLACK NOSE.

- I THINK YOU MEANT-- - I KNOW WHAT I MEANT.

- MY DOG HAS A BLACK NOSE. IT'S SO CUTE.

IT'S LIKE A BABY MEATBALL.

- MEATBALLS ARE BROWN.

- YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME!

- YOU WANT HALF HER SANDWICH?

- MM-HMM.

- HEY, BABY SISTER. - HEY.

- ANDY. - ANDRE.

- WANNA SIT WITH US? - NO.

WHAT'S UP, A-LISTERS?

- WHAT'S UP? - HEY...

- NO, NO, MAN! YOU WON'T TAKE MY PANTS AGAIN!

- HEY, HEY, TRINA.

EXCUSE ME-- MOVE. PLEASE, GO NOW.

[DISAPPOINTED MUTTERING]

- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT-- DON'T GO. I'M NOT WITH--

WHY ARE YOU SITTING HERE?

- I DON'T KNOW, JUST HANGING.

I HOPE THAT WAS SOY MILK.

- WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? - IF I DRINK REGULAR MILK,

THEN THE GAS BUILDS UP AND UP AND UP, AND I--

- WHY DID YOU KISS ME?!

- OH, BECAUSE WE LIKE EACH OTHER.

- WE WHAT?

- THE AUDITION SCENE,

THAT KISS.

- ROBBIE, I WAS PLAYING A PART.

THE SCRIPT SAID THAT MY CHARACTER KISSES YOUR CHARACTER.

SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

THAT'S ALL THAT HAPPENED.

- WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO CONVERT TO JUDAISM?

- WOW, YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS.

- IT'S NOT A DEAL BREAKER, BUT--

- REX!

ALL RIGHT, WHO TOOK HIS PANTS?!

I'LL CALL YOU?

- YEAH, DON'T.

♪♪

[ANDRE] - I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH YOUR MOTHER.

- DON'T, AAH!

AUGH!

- AAH!

- AND SCENE.

[APPLAUSE]

- ALL RIGHT. NEXT UP, WE HAVE

TORI AND JADE.

- UM, OKAY, FOR OUR SCENE,

I'M GONNA BE PLAYING AN OLD LADY

WHO'S WALKING HOME FROM A BINGO GAME.

- AND I PLAY A BRUTAL MUGGER.

- YES, A BRUTAL MUGGER WHO MUGS ME

WITHOUT ACTUALLY HURTING ME.

- OKAY, AS ALWAYS, BE CAREFUL,

AND IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG,

JUST YELL THE SAFE WORD,

WHICH IS... BUTTERNUT.

- OKAY, GUYS, READY?

AND...

- BUTTERNUT. - WHAT.

- TORI, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

- I WAS TESTING THE SAFE WORD.

IT WORKS.

OKAY, I'M READY.

- AND...ACTION.

- OH, I CERTAINLY DID ENJOY THE BINGO,

ALTHOUGH I DO MISS BOB HOPE.

- GIVE ME YOUR MONEY.

- WHAT?! - I AIN'T PLAYING?

GIVE ME YOUR MONEY AND YOUR WATCH.

- OH, WOULDN'T YOU RATHER HAVE THIS?

[LOUD THUD] - OWW!

BUTTERNUT!

BUTTERNUT! - SHE'S BLEEDING.

- CUT. - LET ME SEE, LET ME SEE.

- ARE YOU OKAY? - NO!

TORI HIT ME IN THE FACE FOR REAL.

- NO, I DIDN'T.

- TELL THAT TO MY BLOODY EYE. OW!

- ALL RIGHT, YOU BETTER SIT DOWN.

- SOMEBODY GRAB A CHAIR.

- YEAH QUICKLY, GET A CHAIR.

- QUICK, GET A CHAIR.

- HERE, HERE, HERE.

- YEAH, THERE WE GO. JUST SIT DOWN.

- AUGH.

- THAT WAS A BREAKAWAY CHAIR.

- AW, BUTTERNUT!

♪♪

- PUT THAT ON YOUR FACE. - IT HURTS.

AAH.

- WHY'D YOU HIT JADE IN THE FACE WITH A CANE?

- I DIDN'T! - OKAY, I BELIEVE YOU.

DON'T HIT ME.

- WILL YOU BACK ME UP HERE?

- OKAY, LOOK, I'M SURE TORI DIDN'T MEAN

TO WHACK JADE IN THE FACE WITH THE CANE.

- OHH, WHY DOES EVERYONE

THINK I HIT HER?

- WELL, WE WERE WATCHING

YOU GUYS DO A SCENE.

YOU HIT HER ACROSS THE FACE WITH YOUR CANE.

SHE FELL DOWN,

AND NOW HER EYE'S ALL BLOODY.

- WELL, THAT DOESN'T MEAN I HIT HER?

- I KINDA THINK IT DOES.

- JADE, YOU KNOW I DIDN'T HIT YOU.

I SWUNG, BUT I MISSED.

- LOOK, TORI... - OHH.

- HEY, WE GOTTA GET HER TO THE NURSE.

- BUT I DIDN'T HIT HER.

- CAN SOMEONE CALL MY MOM?

- I'LL CALL YOUR MOM. - SHE DOESN'T NEED HER MOM.

DON'T BOTHER HER MOM!

- I GOTTA CALL HER MOM.

- AND I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST STARTING TO BE FRIENDS.

- BUT I DIDN'T...

- NO, NO, I DIDN'T GET THE ROLE.

I DON'T KNOW. PROBABLY 'CAUSE I'M TOO PRETTY

TO BE ON A SUBMARINE.

YES, I AM. SHUT UP.

[DOORBELL] ONE SEC.

- HI.

- OH, MY GOD.

- DO YOU LIKE STUFFED CABBAGE?

MY MOM MADE THIS, AND IF YOU HAVE

A COUPLE OF EXTRA FORKS, I THOUGHT MAYBE--

- I DON'T LIKE YOU.

- YEAH, YOU CAN SAY THAT

BUT I KNOW HOW I FELT.

THERE IS NO WAY THAT YOU CAN KISS ME LIKE THAT

AND NOT FEEL THE--

SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA CLOSE THE DOOR...

[LOCK TURNING]

... AND LOCK IT.

AND THEN TURN OFF THE PORCH LIGHT?

♪♪

- OH, HEY, TORI.

HAVE A SEAT.

YOU LOOK A LITTLE WORRIED.

- YEAH, WELL, IT'S NOT FUN GETTING CALLED INTO

THE GUIDANCE COUNSELOR'S OFFICE.

- YOU'RE NOT IN TROUBLE.

I'M HERE TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR VIOLENCE ISSUES.

- I'M NOT VIOLENT.

- I BELIEVE YOU. - THEN WHY IS HE HERE?

EXPLAIN THAT.

- TORI, I KNOW THAT JADE

PROBABLY ISN'T YOUR FAVORITE PERSON.

- SO? - SO IN LIFE,

JUST BECAUSE WE MAY NOT LIKE SOMEONE,

THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S OKAY TO BEAT 'EM WITH A CANE.

- I DIDN'T!

OH, RELAX, DERRICK.

I DID NOT HIT JADE WITH THAT CANE.

- THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN HER BLACK EYE?

- UH, I DON'T KNOW.

I'M JUST GETTING WATER.

- LISTEN, YOU WERE UNDER A LOT OF STRESS

AND YOU WERE WORRIED THAT JADE WAS GONNA HIT YOU, RIGHT?

- WELL, YEAH.

- SO YOU WERE AFRAID.

YOUR ADRENALINE WAS PUMPING,

AND MAYBE IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT,

YOU SWUNG ON JADE WITH THAT CANE FOR REAL.

MAYBE...

- MAYBE.

- I GUESS IT'S POSSIBLE.

- AH-HAH!

- DERRICK!

NOW, DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER

ADMITTING THAT YOU HIT JADE?

- IF I SAY, YES, CAN I GO?

- SURE. - OKAY, FINE, THEN, YES.

- WAIT, AREN'T YOU GONNA PUNISH HER?

- DERRICK! - DON'T HIT HIM.

- I WASN'T GONNA. CAN YOU JUST

TELL ME MY PUNISHMENT? - TWO WEEKS OF DETENTION.

- OH. - AND--

- AND? - ON FRIDAY NIGHT,

THE MIDDLE SCHOOL'S DOING A PLAY

HERE IN THE BLACK BOX THEATRE.

IT ENDS WITH A BIG FOOD FIGHT SCENE.

- SO? - SO, YOU HAVE TO CLEAN

THE THEATRE AFTER THE SHOW.

YOU KNOW, SCRAPE THE FOOD OFF THE WALLS.

- I'D HAVE SAID THREE WEEKS DETENTION.

- DERRICK!

- I'LL PULL IT.

♪♪

- HEY, HOW YA FEELING?

- MY EYE HURTS.

- OH, YEAH, WHICH ONE?

- CUTE.

I WANT COFFEE.

- WHAT'S THE MAGIC WORD?

- GET ME SOME COFFEE... PLEASE.

- ACTUALLY, THE MAGIC WORD WAS LOTION.

BUT I'LL ACCEPT YOUR "PLEASE" 'CAUSE YOU GOT A BOO-BOO EYE.

- TWO SUGARS. - I KNOW WHAT TO DO.

- COME ON.

GO OUT WITH ME ON SATURDAY NIGHT.

- I'VE ALREADY GOT PLANS. - SUNDAY NIGHT?

- YOU MAKE ME SICK. - MONDAY?

- NO. - WEDNESDAY?

[REX] - UH-OH, SHE'S GETTING UP.

- TRINA, HEY, WAIT,

BABY, AH.

- WHAT'S THE MATTER?

- TRINA'S IN DENIAL.

- AH, YOU'RE STILL ON THAT? - TRINA LOVES ME.

- IT WAS A STAGE KISS. SHE WAS ACTING.

- YOU DIDN'T FEEL THE KISS.

A GIRL CAN'T FAKE THAT KIND OF HEAT.

I DON'T CARE IF SHE TELLS ME A THOUSAND TIMES

THAT IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING--

- SEE?

- I WANT YOU TO MEET MY PARENTS.

- THERE SHE IS.

[GASPING]

- HUH, YOU GUYS,

YOU'RE SO DEAD.

[SURPRISED LAUGHTER]

- OH, MY GOD, JADE.

I'M SO SORRY, PLEASE DON'T DESTROY ME SOCIALLY,

I DIDN'T MEAN TO. - JUST FORGET IT.

♪♪

- OH HEY, JADE. - I CAN'T TALK-- NO.

- JADE, WAIT UP, WAIT UP. - WHAT?!

- OH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR EYE?

- TORI HIT ME WITH A CANE, REMEMBER?

- YEAH, BUT NEVER SEEN

A BLACK EYE DRIP BEFORE.

THIS IS MAKE-UP.

TORI NEVER HIT YOU, DID SHE?

- FAKE BLACK EYE, FAKE BLOOD.

- LOOK, YOU CANNOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS,

ESPECIALLY TORI.

- I WON'T.

TORI! - SHUT UP!

ANDRE! - TORI, WHERE ARE YOU?

- WILL YOU PLEASE STOP? - ANYBODY SEEN TORI?

- NOBODY BOTHER TORI.

FALSE ALARM. HE ATE A BAD TACO.

♪♪

- IS THAT MAC 'N' CHEESE?

- WHO CARES!?

- JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WAS MAC 'N' CHEESE.

- I DON'T GET IT.

- WHAT?

- I KNOW ANDRE TOLD YOU

THAT I FAKED EVERYTHING:

THE BLOOD, THE BLACK EYE.

WHAT IS THAT, MAC 'N' CHEESE?

- LOOKS LIKE IT, RIGHT?

- WHY ARE YOU HERE?

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ON ME?

- 'CAUSE, WE BOTH GO TO SCHOOL HERE

AND IT'S NOT GONNA BE MUCH FUN FOR EITHER ONE OF US

IF WE'RE FIGHTING ALL THE TIME.

- SO, YOU'RE JUST GONNA LET ME GET AWAY WITH IT.

YOU TOOK DETENTION AND A LOWER GRADE

AND YOU'RE SCRAPING CRUSTY PUDDING OFF THE WALL

ON A FRIDAY NIGHT, JUST SO I WON'T GET IN TROUBLE?

- PRETTY MUCH.

- WELL, YOU CAN'T BE NICE TO ME WHEN I'VE BEEN MEAN TO YOU.

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.

- WELL, THEN, TRY BEING NICE TO ME SOMETIME.

MAYBE THAT WILL WORK. NOW, GO PLAY.

I GOTTA SCRAPE THIS ONION DIP OFF THE WALL.

OR ONION PUS...

[BACKPACK CLATTERING]

- THIS MIGHT BE MORE FUN WITH SOME TUNES.

[BEEP]

♪♪

- ♪ WHO'S GONNA LIKE THAT CHESHIRE CAT... ♪

♪♪

- HEY, D, COME SCRAPE WITH US.

THIS IS FUN.

- ALL RIGHT.

- ♪ BUT I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONE AND ONLY ♪

♪ GAME YOU'RE PLAYING ♪

♪ YOU KNOW I LOVE THE PUNISHMENT ♪

♪ SO GIRL KEEP SAYING ♪

- HERE, TRY IT WITH TWO.

- ♪ THERE'S NO ONE ELSE ABOVE ME ♪

♪ I'M THE KING OF FOOLS ♪

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[TIMER DINGING] - [MAN] MM.

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