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You know what, you want to play this
song?
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Hey everyone, my name is Selena and I'm
here because I have a beautiful
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daughter, Amira.
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Hey mom!
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Hey honey!
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She is my everything.
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I will do anything for her.
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Is he there yet?
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He is not here.
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Hey, what's up? My name is Alex Charger.
The reason that I'm here is because...
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I'm tired of going on these horrible
dates where, you know, you have a great
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connection with this person and then
they just end up ghosting you, like, for
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reason. I'm here to predate the boy who
wants to take her out.
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The way to every man's heart is through
his stomach.
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Or his dick. But that's another story.
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But please, mom, don't fuck this up for
me. I really like this guy.
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I'm preparing him a nice steak right
now. Every man likes steak, right?
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Mine is the best. I guess I'm here to
try something different.
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But it's kind of funny because I have to
go on the date with the mom of my
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actual date and then make some decision
based off if I like the mom or not.
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Come on, I told you I would do my best.
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Relax. What you are wearing, show me.
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You want me to look like a nun?
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Okay, okay, but this is really important
for me. Please, don't forget this. I
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think it will be a perfect, perfect fit
for her.
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Oh, I think he's here.
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Wish me luck. Talk to you later.
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Hi,
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Selena. Hi, I'm Alex.
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Come on, put this away. Give me a hug.
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Okay.
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Hi. Hi.
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Come on.
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Have a seat.
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Relax.
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My problem is that he have to date other
three moms.
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Oh, you're very beautiful.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, so, I mean, this is kind of
interesting. No, I have to date you, and
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on this kind of date, and then I have to
go and date your daughter, and then
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this is like... I will make.
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Sure that he choose my daughter.
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I will do anything to make that happen.
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I'm a little nervous.
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Relax. Let me take care of you.
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Okay. Okay?
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How about we play a little game? And I
mean anything.
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I like that.
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That sounds good. It's a little game to
break the ice.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Let's see.
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How about truth or dare?
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Oh, that's a nice game. Let's do that.
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I start first.
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Okay. Wait, you have a whole list? Let
me see. No.
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I told you I prepare for this. Okay,
okay.
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Wait.
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So, what you choose?
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Truth or dare?
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Let's see. Let's start off easy. So,
truth.
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Okay.
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Okay, you have it.
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So, have you ever cheated on your
girlfriend?
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Wow, okay, we're getting straight to it.
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Well,
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I mean, when I was younger, a long time
ago, I mean, who hasn't messed around?
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But I'm very serious now. No more
cheating.
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I only focus on who I'm dating.
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So, does that satisfy you?
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Good enough.
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Okay, okay.
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Now my turn. Truth or dare?
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Truth. Truth, okay.
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I'm going to take it easy. Let's see.
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Oh, how about, does your daughter break
your balls every day?
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Come on, this is not fair.
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Hmm. I'm just trying to learn a little
bit about your daughter.
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Okay, yes. Every day.
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Every day?
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Hmm. Interesting.
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I'm sure there's a lot of stories to
tell, but maybe for another time.
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Okay. Now it's my turn.
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Okay. Truth or dare?
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Truth or dare.
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How about... Let's just... Truth.
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Okay. Let me see.
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Okay. What was your longest
relationship?
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Getting very personal with the
questions.
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Is that true?
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Probably six.
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Six what? Month, days, weeks, years? No,
no, no. Six months.
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Six months.
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Yeah. Good enough?
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Good enough. Oh, okay. Thanks.
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Okay, my turn.
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So now, truth or dare?
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Truth. Okay, sticking to something easy.
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Have you ever had sex with a younger
guy?
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Okay.
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I dare.
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Oh, you don't like the... Okay, dare.
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Okay, you want to dare now.
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Huh, there's an axe over there.
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How about you show me how you play with
wood? I mean, chop wood.
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Sorry.
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Come on, it's not fair. I'm a woman.
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Well, hey, you chose dare, so show me
how you play with wood. I mean, chop
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Okay, I'm trying.
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Okay, let's go. Let's see your skills.
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Okay. Let's see what you got.
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When she went to go and chop that wood.
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That ass.
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Wow. That was amazing.
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You know, I wonder if her daughter has
an ass like that.
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Be careful.
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Okay. Okay.
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I think you have to try a little harder.
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Maybe.
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Okay.
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Oh. Okay, that was good one.
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What? Now I cannot pick it up.
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Wow, careful.
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Do you need some help?
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You think I cannot chop the wood?
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Oh, yes.
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Yeah, okay.
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Maybe, uh... All right, so let's get you
a good stand here. I just pretend
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that I'm a weak woman who needs a man to
save her.
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Let's see.
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From here, like this?
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Yeah.
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So, okay, right there.
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Man, I like that shit.
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Spread your legs apart a little bit.
Good, good, good.
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Yeah, so you want to hold it so that
when you swing up higher, you can just,
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boom, and hit it really hard, okay?
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Ready? Yeah, I think.
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Okay.
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Wow, that was a good one.
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So, you're almost there. You just have
to flip my wood. I mean, flip the wood.
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So.
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Okay, how?
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Yeah, you just. What do you mean flip?
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Flip it, like turn it.
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There you go.
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Like this? Yeah.
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Okay.
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But you have to give me a little more
space. Okay, sure.
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To find my position for this. Go ahead,
whatever you need. Yeah, that's it, I
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think.
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Let's do it.
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Whoa!
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Almost. Almost, almost.
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I think I got it. Yeah.
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Wow, amazing.
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Oh my God.
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This thing's gone.
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Wow. Stop the rain.
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Oh, shit.
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Come on. Have a seat. Oh, thank you.
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I prepared our dinner.
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I think the meat is ready.
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I just go to pick it up.
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I'll be back in a bit.
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Yeah, it was kind of awkward and weird.
I felt bad for her because she put all
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this work in to make a nice meal for me
and everything.
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I hope you like it.
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Wow.
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She didn't know I was vegan.
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I make the best meat in town.
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So what do you like?
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Chicken or pork?
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Wow.
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You know, it doesn't matter.
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will give you from both.
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I think you will love it.
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Wow, it looks like you put a lot of work
into this.
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Yes. It looks delicious.
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Thank you. I know you will like it.
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I'm so sorry.
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You don't eat? Come on, taste it. It's
fantastic.
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No, no, it looks amazing.
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I just have a confession to make.
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Shoot it. Shoot it out.
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Oh, my God.
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He's a vegan.
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I'm actually vegan.
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I didn't know it. And I don't eat any
meat,
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so... Holy shit.
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But my daughter wants him so much. I
can't fuck this up.
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I didn't know that.
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Don't worry.
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I'm so sorry. Yeah, no. I fuck it up.
No, of course not. My daughter will kill
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me. It's okay. No, don't worry about it.
I think it's time to use my secret
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weapon. Crash on the couch. I will try
to...
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Find somebody just for you. Oh my God,
no. I'm sorry.
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It's okay.
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It's okay. Don't worry about it. It's
okay.
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You sure?
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I will be back in a second.
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It's all kind of bad, but you know what?
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Maybe she'll let me eat some other kind
of meat later on.
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I'm so sorry.
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I didn't find any veggies.
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I'm so sorry. I fucked it up. You are so
hungry now and I have nothing to give
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you. Hey, it happens. I mean, you didn't
know. How could you know?
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You know, it's okay.
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So kill me.
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Don't go bad.
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Okay, let me make it up to you.
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Maybe we can play more Truth or Dare?
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We continue, yeah?
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Yeah, I mean, that sounds nice, but can
I ask you a question before we start?
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Of course, sure.
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Does your daughter have the same ass as
you?
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Oh, young boy.
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Sorry. Watch your language. But of
course she had it. It's genetic.
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Yeah? It's mother's daughter.
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Okay, well, so... You know what?
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Let's spice it up a little bit.
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How about we continue only with dare?
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And you can dare me anything.
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Oh, I like that.
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Well, how about I dare you to
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show me your boobs?
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I knew you wouldn't do it, so come on.
Fuck!
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Yeah, you're definitely not going to do
it. If that is what it takes... Really?
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...to make my daughter happy, then...
Oh, my God.
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I can't believe you just... You asked
for it.
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Come on, don't be shy.
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Wow.
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Okay, I guess it's your turn.
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If you asked me, I thought about it
before, so... Come on, touch it.
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It will not bite you. Do you dare me?
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, since you dared me too, I can't
turn down a dare.
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You can touch them. Yeah?
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Yes.
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Wow.
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Uh -huh.
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Oh, yeah.
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I see you know how to play.
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I think.
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So cool.
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You like it?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I can't believe you showed me your
boobs.
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You dare me? Yeah.
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Yeah? Well, now it's my turn.
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I dare you to show me your ass.
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Really? Yeah, you won't do it.
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You are sure?
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I'm sure you won't do it.
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Since you arrived, it was all you were
looking at.
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Did I dare you to touch it?
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No, but I'm going to do it anyway.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh,
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you are very naughty, aren't you?
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Oh, my God.
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I dare you to show me your dick. Yeah?
262
00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:53,410
Yes. You think I won't do it?
263
00:15:56,410 --> 00:15:58,310
Yeah, look at that. Oh, yes.
264
00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:00,090
Oh, my God.
265
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I didn't dare you to do that.
266
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:04,750
Oh, wow.
267
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Oh.
268
00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:07,610
Oh, my God.
269
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I love you.
270
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Mmm.
271
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Yeah.
272
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Oh.
273
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Just do it.
274
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Thank you.
275
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Thank you.
276
00:32:32,110 --> 00:32:33,110
Ugh.
277
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better than the other months oh my god
you're definitely on top
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i just wasn't
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