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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,959 If I want a career in fashion, London's where I need to be. 2 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:12,959 "You are invited to attend an interview 3 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:14,959 "for the position of assistant dresser 4 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:17,639 "for Her Royal Highness The Duchess of York." 5 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:18,959 This is Jane Andrews, Ma'am. 6 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:21,639 Did you find it too grim, "oop north"? 7 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:23,159 Think I'd be better suited to a palace. 8 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:25,159 It's the way she said it. 9 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:27,159 "I've run you a bath, Ma'am." LAUGHTER 10 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:28,959 Just look at her shoes! 11 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:29,959 I'm just not really feeling good, Mum. 12 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:30,959 SOBBING 13 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:33,959 Please don't go starting all that again. 14 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:34,959 It's a chance to start afresh. 15 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:36,959 Well, what would you suggest? 16 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:39,959 Perhaps something more fitted, more vibrant colour? 17 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:41,959 You're a lot like me, Jane. You've got spirit. 18 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:44,479 Whoo! Could I possibly interest you in a night-cap? 19 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:46,479 He doesn't see the point of getting involved 20 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:47,959 unless it's going somewhere. 21 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:51,959 I very much fear THAT has divorce written all over it. 22 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:54,959 Cos a life without passion? Well, that's no life at all. 23 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:58,959 Her Majesty says I'm to cease all contact immediately. 24 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:01,959 It'll just be you and me, Jane. Assuming you'll stand by me? 25 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:03,479 Always, Ma'am. 26 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,959 It's only a job after all. 27 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:07,479 You could find something a bit less all-consuming. 28 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,960 I don't want an ordinary life! 29 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:12,959 As from now, we're treating Jane Andrews 30 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:14,959 as the prime suspect in this investigation. 31 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:18,960 Oh, Jane. However did it come to this? 32 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:27,159 ? Baby, don't hurt me 33 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:29,960 ? Don't hurt me no more 34 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:40,960 ? What is love? 35 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:47,959 ? Yeah, yeah 36 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:49,959 ? Baby, don't hurt me... ? 37 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:52,319 Oh, my dear. Come, come. Quickly, quickly. 38 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:53,959 ? No more 39 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,479 ? What is love? ? 40 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,960 I kept telling them it wasn't what it looked like. 41 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:03,959 It was just a bit of harmless fun. He was being Prince Charming. 42 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:05,959 The... shoe fits, and all that. 43 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:06,999 Of course. 44 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:11,960 Every single headline is about John and bloody toe-sucking. 45 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:13,959 It's been relentless. 46 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:17,959 Put it out of your mind. It will soon be forgotten. 47 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:18,960 And so will this man. 48 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:21,960 He's not for you. Is that right? 49 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:27,959 Yes, well, it does seem to have reached a natural end. 50 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:31,960 It is as I said. He has served his purposes. 51 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,959 Well, that's good to know, isn't it, Jane? 52 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:39,160 SARAH GRUNTS Yes, Ma'am. 53 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:43,959 So, you can tell all that from the cards? 54 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:47,959 From the cards, the energies in the room. 55 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,959 The messages come in many different ways. 56 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,959 She's never wrong. You should ask her something. 57 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:54,640 Oh, I wouldn't want to. 58 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,960 You have a question? Ask it. 59 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:05,959 I just... wonder if there could... 60 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:06,960 be someone out there. 61 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:10,479 Someone who really is my perfect match. 62 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:13,959 Uh-oh. But you've already got a husband. 63 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:15,960 You seek a soulmate? 64 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:20,959 I just imagined being with someone who... 65 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,479 wants the same things, 66 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:25,800 you know, shares the same dreams. 67 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:28,960 Give your hands. 68 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:38,960 I feel a strong presence. 69 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,960 A male presence. 70 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,960 Very virile. Lucky thing. 71 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:50,959 I see wine, candles... 72 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,960 I see where this is going. 73 00:03:56,960 --> 00:04:01,159 This man will bring great passion into your life. 74 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:04,000 He will open up new worlds. 75 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:09,960 But once you meet him, there'll be no going back. 76 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,639 Thought you already had your happy ever after. 77 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:15,959 MUSIC: 'Everybody Wants To Rule The World' by Tears for Fears 78 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:17,959 REPORTERS CLAMOUR Sarah! Sarah, tell us. 79 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:19,959 What'd your fortune say? That's for me to know. 80 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,159 Another tall dark stranger on the horizon? 81 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:22,959 If there is, he's coming for my friend here. 82 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:24,959 Still enjoying single life, Ma'am? 83 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,639 Oh, yes, it's wonderful. Thanks for asking. 84 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:27,959 I'd recommend it to anyone. 85 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:28,959 Come on. Let's get out of here. 86 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:30,960 REPORTERS CLAMOUR 87 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:33,960 Jane. 88 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:38,959 REPORTER: Sarah, tell us! 89 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:41,960 REPORTER: Sarah, what happened to your friend from the villa? 90 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:48,959 DCI DOUGLAS: Now, that photo's got to be ten years old. 91 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:50,319 God knows where they found it. 92 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:51,959 But now they've linked her to the Royals, 93 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:53,960 they'll be crawling all over us. 94 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:56,960 It'll be yours truly having to deal with them. 95 00:04:58,960 --> 00:04:59,960 DS SMART: Sir? 96 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:03,959 We're on the Six O'Clock News. 97 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:06,959 NEWSREADER: '..the search continues for his girlfriend, Jane Andrews, 98 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:10,959 'former employee and close personal confidante of the Duchess of York, 99 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:15,319 'who is understood to be deeply distressed by her disappearance. 100 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:18,959 'The police are appealing for information on her whereabouts, 101 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:20,959 'and the big question right now is, 102 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:24,960 'where in the world is Jane Andrews?' 103 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,959 JANE: So sorry Sarah couldn't be here to discuss the gala herself. 104 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:30,959 ALEKSANDRA: Oh, I understand. 105 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:31,999 She just has so much to deal with, 106 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:35,959 what with the separation and the house move. 107 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,960 I'm sure. So has she ANY servants left? 108 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:44,959 Literally a handful. I mean... Romenda Lodge is hardly the Palace. 109 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,959 We've been having to scrape by on an absolute skeleton staff. 110 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:49,959 We've really had to tighten our belts all round. 111 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:52,959 So no more lovely shopping trips on Concorde? 112 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,959 Not just at the moment. 113 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:57,320 It's been quite an adjustment. Mm. 114 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,320 But between you and me... Mm? 115 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,959 Basically running the whole show now. 116 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:05,959 Well, well done you. 117 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,960 And you said your husband's working there too? 118 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:14,959 Yes. Er, Sarah needed someone with financial expertise, 119 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:16,959 and Charles was looking for a change, so... 120 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,959 How lovely for you both, to be working together as a team. 121 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:21,480 Must be such fun. 122 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:26,959 For God's sake, Charles. 123 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:28,959 It's basic book-keeping. Get on with it. 124 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:29,959 How am I supposed to get on with it 125 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:31,959 when she doesn't keep any bloody receipts? 126 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:34,639 I don't know. Just do the best that you can. 127 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,959 This isn't what I signed up for, Janey. I don't... 128 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:39,959 We were meant to sit down together and make a proper financial plan. 129 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:41,999 Well, it looks like this publishing deal may go ahead. 130 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,479 Dear God. Not more helicopter stories. 131 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:47,959 No, actually. It's a biographical working of Queen Victoria's travels. 132 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:49,799 I'm sure that'll be a massive earner (!) 133 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,999 SARAH: Jane? Jane, are you there? I can't talk about this now. 134 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,999 Well, if she's going out for lunch, tell her to keep the receipt. 135 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,959 It'll write itself. All right, all right. That works. 136 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,960 Jane?! Bye. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. 137 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:05,959 So, the plan is we leave on Friday for Germany, 138 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,959 and I shall follow in Victoria's footsteps. 139 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:11,959 A sort of spiritual pilgrimage. Oh, Ma'am, that's so exciting. 140 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:14,159 I know, so you'd better start packing. Of course. 141 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,959 And you can tell that penny-pinching husband of yours 142 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:18,959 that I'll need to release some funds. Yes, Ma'am. 143 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,999 And I don't care how "unwise" he thinks it is. 144 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,959 No, Ma'am. Testing times call for bold actions! 145 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:25,960 Absolutely, Ma'am. 146 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,479 How long will you be gone for? 147 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:29,959 Erm... Here, here. 148 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:32,959 JANE SIGHS I imagine it'll be at least a month. 149 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:35,960 It may be longer. They're still finalising the itinerary. 150 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,959 No doubt you'll both be living it up all over Europe. 151 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,959 Oh, for goodness sake. 152 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,959 This jealousy is getting really boring, you know? 153 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:45,960 No, it's not about that. Yeah, right. 154 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:49,639 I just think this type of stress and disruption, 155 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:50,959 it really isn't good for you. 156 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:54,159 What happens if you start feeling unwell again? I won't. 157 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:58,479 Well, I hope not, but we talked about maybe going to see someone. 158 00:07:58,480 --> 00:07:59,959 Er, no, you talked about that. 159 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:01,959 Well, I just think if the doctor could give you 160 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:02,959 something for your nerves... 161 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:04,959 There is nothing wrong with my bloody nerves. 162 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:07,159 Janey, you know that's not true. 163 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:09,959 The only thing wrong with my life is you. 164 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:13,959 You're the one who makes me ill. You're the one who ruins everything. 165 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:18,479 It's like you'd rather my whole life be as dull and as drab as you are. 166 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:19,959 It's like I can't fucking breathe! 167 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:21,959 I-I'm not gonna fight with you. No, of course not. 168 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,319 God forbid, you'd have an actual emotion 169 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:25,959 or show some kind of fucking passion. 170 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:27,959 This isn't passion, Jane. 171 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:30,959 How would you know? You're like a fucking block of wood! 172 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,959 It's not passion. It's just never-ending drama. 173 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,959 If you're not screaming, you're sobbing, 174 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:37,959 or you're lying in the dark, practically bloody catatonic, 175 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,959 and I just... I just can't take much more of it. 176 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:44,959 Fine, then go! Leave. Go on, go and pack your things. 177 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:46,959 If I'm that much of a fucking nightmare, why are you with me? 178 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,639 But I think the trouble is, you don't want to be with me. 179 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:50,960 SHE GROANS I hate you! 180 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:17,959 How many? 181 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:20,959 SMART: 307 calls from the public so far. 182 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:25,959 96 of them reported sightings of Jane in the last 48 hours. 183 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:27,959 Jesus. Any of them credible? 184 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:30,959 There seems to be a cluster on the south coast. Yeah? 185 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:34,959 But there's also about 20 up near St Andrews. 186 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:35,959 Well, that narrows it down a bit. 187 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:37,639 KNOCKING PC MCGUIRE: Sir. 188 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:39,959 Are they the latest witness statements? Oh, no, Sir. 189 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:41,959 I think the team's still putting them into the computer. 190 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:44,960 So much for "speedier access to information", eh? 191 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,959 Yes, Sir. 192 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,959 There's a guy waiting to speak to you. 193 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:50,959 What "guy"? 194 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:52,959 He says he has information about Jane Andrews. 195 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,959 Terrific. So the nutjobs are now turning up in person. 196 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:57,959 Desk Sergeant thought he seemed pretty credible. 197 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:01,960 I'm sure. Probably saw her having tea with... Prince of Wales. 198 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,959 CHARLES: I-I didn't even know there was a problem 199 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:18,959 until I got a call from the Evening Standard. 200 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:22,959 DOUGLAS: Unfortunately, there has been a lot of, er, press interest. 201 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:25,960 The reporter assumed I knew what had happened. 202 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:30,960 And he just said you were looking for Jane. 203 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:33,999 Then I... Oh... CHARLES SIGHS 204 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,960 I learned there was a body involved. 205 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:39,959 As soon as I finished work, I came straight here. 206 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:41,959 Well, we appreciate you coming down, sir. 207 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:44,959 I just hadn't paid much attention, you see? 208 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:47,319 I mean, Janey, she... CHARLES CHUCKLES 209 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:50,959 She... She does tend to be rather dramatic. Right. 210 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:53,999 Although, with hindsight, I suppose she did sound quite distressed. 211 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,959 So you've spoken to her? 212 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:58,320 Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Several times. 213 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,959 I mean, I'll need to check exactly. 214 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:05,959 But I-I think she must have contacted me... 215 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,479 er, nine or ten times over the weekend. 216 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:12,159 Right, so these were all phone conversations? Er, no, no. 217 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:14,959 Some... some were calls, some text messages. 218 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:16,959 So what exactly did she say? 219 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:20,319 It's hard to remember exactly, but she was... 220 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:23,959 mainly talking about relationships 221 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:25,959 and how they never seemed to go 222 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:28,639 in the direction that she wanted them to. 223 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:31,959 The general impression I got was there'd been some sort of row. 224 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:34,959 Did she tell you where she was? No. No. 225 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:38,959 I did ask. She wouldn't say. 226 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:39,960 I could tell she was in a car. 227 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,960 PHONE RINGS Sorry. 228 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:47,960 Good God. 229 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,959 Is it Jane? Yeah. 230 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,959 Yeah, it, erm... 231 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:53,959 It says... 232 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:56,960 "What's wrong? All the press want me." 233 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,959 ALEKSANDRA: We are delighted to announce 234 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,799 she'll be donating a percentage of the proceeds 235 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,959 from her book Travels With Queen Victoria 236 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,479 to our beloved charity. 237 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,959 And now to say a few words, 238 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,959 the authoress herself, Sarah, Duchess of York. 239 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:15,960 APPLAUSE Are we good? 240 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:17,960 Here goes nothing. 241 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:26,959 Hello, everyone. 242 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:29,959 I really appreciate so many of you turning out 243 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,959 to welcome my little book into the world. 244 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,959 I, er... I say "little", 245 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:39,159 but as you can see, it is rather hefty. 246 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:40,479 LAUGHTER 247 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,959 No, but seriously... 248 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:46,959 Victoria has been a passion of mine since I was a girl, 249 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:51,959 and to have the chance to literally follow in her footsteps 250 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,999 and journey back through time has been a... 251 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,999 a once-in-a-lifetime experience. 252 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,959 The chap with the glasses. That's the Italian gentleman? 253 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,959 It felt as though the spirit... The Count. 254 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,959 ...of Victoria herself was leading me... 255 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:07,959 He's an absolute sweetheart. ...through the mountains. 256 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:12,959 But I was also fortunate to meet many wonderful people 257 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:16,799 on a more earthly plain. 258 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:17,959 CROWD MURMURS 259 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,959 The Duchess seems rather taken with him. 260 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,959 We all became fast friends. 261 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,959 And to have the support of a marvellous team - 262 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:28,159 not least my indefatigable assistant, Jane Andrews. 263 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,960 SCATTERED APPLAUSE Yes, yes, let's. 264 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,959 I think it's fair to say 265 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:41,959 both Jane and I were at something of a crossroads in our lives, 266 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:44,960 and this project came at the perfect time. 267 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,640 So thank you, Jane. 268 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,639 Victoria and I couldn't have done it without you. 269 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:52,960 LAUGHTER 270 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,639 Let's have some Champagne! 271 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,640 MURMURS OF AGREEMENT, APPLAUSE 272 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,960 Brava. Bravissima! 273 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,959 They look to be a little more than friends. 274 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,959 Well, the Count is a very charming companion. 275 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,159 What about you? 276 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,799 Now that you're a desirable divorcee. 277 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,999 Did you find yourself any companions on your travels? 278 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,799 Well, European men can be very attentive 279 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,959 and very persuasive. 280 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,960 Aren't you the lucky girl? 281 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,960 I, erm... 282 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:32,960 HE MOUTHS 283 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,959 Who's that? 284 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:39,959 Luis Castillo. Tall, dark and very charming. 285 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:43,959 Stepfather's in shipping, mother does all the charities. 286 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,320 Luis, darling. Aleksandra. 287 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:50,959 May I please introduce Jane Andrews? She works with the Duchess. 288 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:53,959 Well, how do you do? I'm surprised you two haven't met. 289 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,960 It's an oversight I'm delighted to remedy. 290 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,959 Aleksandra tells me you're in shipping? 291 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,320 Oh, amongst other things. 292 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:03,960 A man of many talents. HE CHUCKLES 293 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:06,960 Oh, you have something... 294 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,960 Lovely suit. Very gorgeous fabric. 295 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:15,960 Thank you. 296 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,959 Might I fetch you a glass of wine, Miss Andrews? 297 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,000 That would be lovely. 298 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:28,479 All right. Please... call me Jane. 299 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:29,960 Jane. 300 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:40,959 Well, clearly, she'd learned a few tricks on her travels. 301 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,960 BIRDS CHIRP 302 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,960 HE GROANS Oh. 303 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:02,480 Mm. It's time to get up, my love. 304 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,959 Not yet, it's still early. 305 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,959 Yes, but you need to go home... 306 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,960 and change before work. 307 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,960 Sarah won't mind if I'm a little late. 308 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,959 She says I work too hard as it is. 309 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:25,959 You have a most understanding boss. 310 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,960 Mm, she's more of a friend, really. 311 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:32,959 She always asks about you. She does? 312 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:36,639 Mm. She thinks you sound lovely. 313 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:40,639 Mm, well... I really am. 314 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:41,800 SHE GIGGLES 315 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,000 You should meet her properly sometime. Mm-hm. 316 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:50,960 All right. Five more minutes, then. 317 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,960 HE SIGHS HEAVILY 318 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:01,960 You know, I wouldn't always need to go home if I had some clothes here. 319 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:08,639 Ah, you mean the drawer that you ladies are always so keen on. 320 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,959 Well, I wouldn't need a whole drawer. 321 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:15,959 Maybe just a tiny little corner of a wardrobe. Right. 322 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,959 But where would I put all my beautiful suits? 323 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,959 They are very beautiful. 324 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,959 It's one of the first things that I noticed about you. 325 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,959 Well, wait till you see my new dinner jacket. 326 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,640 I won't have to wait long. 327 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:31,960 The gala next week? 328 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,960 I'm sorry, my love. Next week, I shall be in Greece. 329 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,159 Really? Yes. 330 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,959 You didn't mention it. 331 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,799 Oh, it's been arranged for some time. 332 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:44,960 I'm visiting some old friends. 333 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,960 That sounds like a fun trip. It should be. 334 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,480 Do you know what would make it even more fun? 335 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,959 Oh! Good morning, Ma'am. 336 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,000 Morning. 337 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,959 Shall I make some coffee? Claudia's fetching some. 338 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,960 Oh, excellent. 339 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,959 Luis opened a very nice bottle of wine last night, 340 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,960 and I have to admit I am suffering a bit this morning. 341 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:31,999 While I've got you, Ma'am, 342 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,960 I'm going to have to take a few days' leave next week. 343 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,960 Luis has a trip to the Greek islands, and he'd like me to go. 344 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,959 Next week? We've got the gala on Thursday. 345 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,959 I know. There's just a few last bits to arrange, 346 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,160 so I'll have everything done before I go. 347 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,960 FABRIZIO: Amore, are you ready? Oh, just a moment, Fabs. 348 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,959 Well, you'd better make sure that Claudia's across everything, 349 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,159 you know, assuming she doesn't mind picking up slack. 350 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:02,960 Oh, no, not at all, Ma'am. 351 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:08,960 There won't be any slack, Ma'am. I promise. 352 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:12,959 I really didn't think you'd mind. 353 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:15,639 I thought you'd be pleased I was having a break. 354 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,959 I was just saying to Luis this morning, 355 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,960 Sarah always says I work too hard. 356 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,959 I'm sorry, Your Royal Highness. 357 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,999 Well, I'm sure Claudia and I shall manage. 358 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,160 You enjoy your holiday. 359 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,960 Shall we go? Andiamo. 360 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,639 I mean, I haven't had a day off in nearly two years. 361 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,959 It's not like I'm being unreasonable, is it? 362 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,959 No. No, not at all. CLATTERING 363 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:49,959 Yeah, sorry about all this. 364 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:53,959 I just need to have everything labelled and couriered 365 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:54,999 before we leave. 366 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,479 I mean, it's all very well saying I should leave it to Claudia, 367 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,959 but the fact is, she wouldn't even know where to begin! 368 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,959 And then she starts piping up about "picking up the slack". 369 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,960 Like she would have a clue about what needs doing. 370 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:08,960 Er... 371 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:12,960 Jane. Jane, darling. Uh-huh? 372 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:17,959 If it's gonna cause difficulties, then, well... 373 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,959 perhaps you shouldn't come. What? 374 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,479 Well... No, no, it's fine. I'm nearly done. 375 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:27,959 Once I've finished, I won't give bloody Claudia another thought. 376 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,640 I promise. Right. 377 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,959 The list I gave her was perfectly clear, 378 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,319 but maybe I should call her just to check. 379 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,959 You already left two messages. 380 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:44,959 I know, but Claudia doesn't always check the machine. 381 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,959 And she needs to go through the diary tonight. 382 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,960 The Duchess needs to know what to expect. 383 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,959 Well, you're only away for a few days. 384 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,159 I'm sure it'll all be fine. You say that. 385 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:56,480 You have no idea how much can go wrong in a few days. 386 00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:58,959 MAN: Yamas! Yamas! 387 00:20:58,960 --> 00:20:59,959 GLASSES CLINK 388 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,959 LIVELY CHATTER 389 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,959 Did you, er... Did you want dessert? 390 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,960 No. I don't think so. 391 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:11,479 Why don't you have a siesta? Back at the villa? Try and relax. 392 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,639 Yeah, OK. Sounds good. 393 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,959 I'll ask Christos to order you a taxi. 394 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,479 You're not coming too? 395 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,639 No, I'm gonna have a few drinks with the boys. 396 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:20,960 I'll see you back there. 397 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,960 Every year, they let you back. LAUGHTER 398 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,160 SHE SIGHS 399 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,960 ENGINE DRONES IN DISTANCE 400 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,960 Hi, darling. Where have you been? 401 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,959 I told you, I was catching up with the boys. 402 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,639 It's been hours. HE SCOFFS 403 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:55,959 Not really. It's only seven o'clock. 404 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,959 Well, you could've called me. I've been sat there waiting. 405 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,799 I mean, why even invite me if you don't want to be with me? 406 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,960 I didn't... invite you. 407 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,959 What do you mean? 408 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,959 Well, the truth is, is that you invited yourself. 409 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,959 I was perfectly happy coming here alone. 410 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,999 And if I want to spend time with my friends, 411 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,159 then that's what I'll do. 412 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,639 I'm sorry. You said you wanted to show me the island. 413 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,959 You wanted me to meet your friends, because we're a couple. 414 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,959 That is what couples do. OK, Jane, look... 415 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:22,960 HE EXHALES SHARPLY 416 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:28,479 I've very much enjoyed our time together, but we're... 417 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,959 we're very different people. What? 418 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,319 And I-I just... I think... 419 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,319 I think we would be better as friends. 420 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:37,799 We're on holiday. We're in love. 421 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,960 Yeah, OK, well, I'm very fond of you as well, but... 422 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,959 No. No, please, you don't mean it. Jane... 423 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,639 Jane. We're happy together. 424 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:47,959 Jane. We're happy, for God's sake! 425 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,959 Yes, but it's not working for me any more! 426 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:50,960 I'm sorry. 427 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:52,960 I'm sorry. 428 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,959 It would be better if we just make a clean break. 429 00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:59,959 No. No, no, no... Jane, Jane... 430 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:00,959 Jane, stop it. Jane, stop it! No, no... 431 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:02,959 Jane, stop THAT! 432 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,800 HE GRUNTS What is wrong with you?! 433 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:10,160 HE SIGHS This is completely unacceptable. 434 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:31,320 DOOR OPENS 435 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:38,959 LUIS: Genevieve? GENEVIEVE: Coming, darling. Sorry! 436 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,960 I wasn't sure about the pink. Oh, you look fabulous. 437 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,959 Thank you, darling. 438 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:48,959 I haven't made us late, have I? Not at all. We are right on time. 439 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,959 Here, let me get that for you. 440 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,639 Thank you. Did you remember the wine? 441 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:54,959 Mm, it's in the boot. 442 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,960 CAR DOOR CLOSES, ENGINE STARTS 443 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,319 'I kept telling her to be a bit cooler.' 444 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:17,960 Men enjoy the thrill of the chase, but Jane had a tendency to be... 445 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:20,960 ...over-intense. 446 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,000 MUSIC: 'Song 2' by Blur 447 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,960 ? It's not my problem 448 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,319 ? It's not my 449 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,959 ? Problem 450 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,960 ? Woo-hoo 451 00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:58,959 ? Well, I feel heavy metal 452 00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,959 ? Woo-hoo 453 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,959 ? And I'm pins, and I'm needles... ? SHE SCREAMS 454 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,959 ? Woo-hoo 455 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,959 ? Well, I lie, and I'm easy 456 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,959 ? All of the time But I'm never sure 457 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:10,960 ? Why I need you 458 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,960 ? Pleased to meet you 459 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,960 ? Yeah, yeah 460 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:22,959 ? Oh, yeah. ? 461 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,959 DOOR SHUTS 462 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,000 FAINT FOOTSTEPS 463 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,000 FOOTSTEPS CONTINUE 464 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:43,960 WOMAN GASPS Sorry. 465 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,960 I'll just get out of your way. 466 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:51,960 PHONE RINGS 467 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,959 RINGING CONTINUES, BEEP 468 00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,799 VOICEMAIL: 'Hi. You've reached Jane Andrews. 469 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,159 'I can't take your call right now, so please leave a message.' 470 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,959 BEEP 471 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,640 LUIS: 'Jane? Jane, are you there? 472 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,959 'Look, I've just got back to the house, and I... 473 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,959 'I can't believe what you've... 474 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,959 'I mean, what were you thinking?! 475 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,960 'You can't just come into someone's home and... 476 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,959 'This has to stop, do you hear? 477 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,959 'I mean, the phone calls were bad enough, 478 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,159 'and I know that you have been following me, 479 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:26,959 'but THIS is... 480 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,959 'Look, I'm changing the locks, 481 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:29,959 'and I'm afraid if you come here again, 482 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:31,959 'I shall have to call the police.' 483 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:32,960 BEEP 484 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:40,959 And then I found him the next day, just laying outside. 485 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,960 I was appalled! SARAH LAUGHS 486 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,959 Oh. Hi, there. 487 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,959 Wasn't sure we'd see you today. Are you feeling better? 488 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,959 Yes. Much better, thank you. 489 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:56,959 Good stuff. Actually, can I just ask you something? 490 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,159 There's an entry here for Friday evening. 491 00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,959 It looks like a booking for a private room. I'm... 492 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:01,960 That's right. 493 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,959 I put that in there. It's for my 30th. 494 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,320 I did send you an invitation. 495 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,960 Right. It's been arranged for months. 496 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:17,959 Super. Well, I'll be sure to remind the Duchess, but... 497 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,959 you know how busy she is at the moment. 498 00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,639 Claudia, I need you. Coming, Ma'am. 499 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:22,960 I won't be long. FABRIZIO: No rush. 500 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:28,640 DISTANT LAUGHTER 501 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,000 Ciao, ciao. 502 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,960 Giovanna, you seem a little blue. 503 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,959 Me? No, I'm... I'm fine. 504 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,960 I hope that young man of yours is treating you well. 505 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:56,319 Actually, Luis and I aren't together any more. 506 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,960 Ah. I am so sorry to hear that. 507 00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:03,960 Well, last time I was here, you were going on a holiday together. 508 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,959 Yes, well, that's where he decided to dump me. 509 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,959 Madonna Santa! You poor girl. 510 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,960 Clearly, that man is an idiot. 511 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:16,999 Thank you. HE CHUCKLES 512 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,800 You're very kind. 513 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:21,959 SHE SNIFFLES 514 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,160 Aw. Sorry. 515 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:31,959 It's my 30th birthday on Friday, and I planned this big party, and... 516 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:33,960 I didn't imagine I'd be going on my own. 517 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,960 These storms will pass. You'll see. 518 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:43,960 OK? 519 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:48,959 Fabs, you ready? 520 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,960 Absolutely, amore mio. 521 00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,959 Oh, Aleksandra, you made it! Of course, darling. 522 00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:02,959 Many happy returns. 523 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,319 Thank you. Erm, this is my friend Francesca. 524 00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:06,959 Oh, lovely to meet you. Hello. 525 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:09,959 Francesca has her own hair salon. Does she really? 526 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,959 And this is Josh. We met at Ascot. 527 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,479 Well, in the Champagne tent, to be precise. 528 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:15,959 I do hope I haven't missed the Duchess? 529 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,320 No, not yet. 530 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:19,999 Talk of the devil... 531 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,639 Hi! Oh, hello, darling! Happy birthday. 532 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,959 Oh! Hello! 533 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,319 This is, er, fun. Yes. 534 00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:29,959 JOSH: Hello. Oh. 535 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:30,999 Herself asked me to pass this on. 536 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,959 Aw. She had a clash. 537 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,160 Sweet. But she sends her best wishes. 538 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,959 Thank you. Er, do help yourself to a drink. 539 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,960 Oh! Don't mind if I do. 540 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:47,000 Aren't you going to open it? 541 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:50,960 Yes. 542 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,640 Oh, it's lovely. 543 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,960 So simple and discreet. 544 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,960 It's very tasteful. 545 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:13,959 Honestly, it looked like it had fallen out of a cracker. 546 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,959 Definitely cheap and cheerful. Oof! 547 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,799 And for such a significant birthday, too. Oh, dear. 548 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,960 Well, clearly, young Jane had fallen out of favour with the Duchess. 549 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,960 SCRUBBING 550 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,160 FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 551 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,959 Claudia? Is she up in her room? 552 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,999 Er, yes, but she's about to go out. 553 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,959 I just need to speak to her quickly. Actually, Jane, could I have a word? 554 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,159 Er, can it wait? I just need to speak to the Duchess... 555 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:48,960 I'm sorry. No, it can't. 556 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:51,800 What is it? 557 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,640 Well, I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. 558 00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:58,959 What? 559 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,479 It's no reflection on you personally. 560 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,320 It's a cost-cutting exercise. 561 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,960 Oh, I'm terribly sorry. 562 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,959 No, this can't be right. I need to speak... 563 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,959 I'm afraid that won't change anything. 564 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,959 I mean, you know the financial pressure she's under, 565 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,959 more than anyone. 566 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:16,959 Yes, I... I do, but... 567 00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,959 And basically, something had to give. 568 00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,959 And it might be a good thing. 569 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:25,960 Give you the chance to explore other options. Mm? 570 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,000 When? 571 00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:40,479 You take your time. You'll want to pack up your things. 572 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,960 But I will need your keys by the end of the day. 573 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,639 'She was completely and utterly devastated.' 574 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,960 It was almost like a bereavement. 575 00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,960 I really think it broke her heart. 576 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:19,960 ENGINE STARTS 577 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,959 REPORTER ON TV: 'More tears were shed for Princess Diana today. 578 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,959 '2,500 people passed through the gates of Althorp today 579 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:59,639 'to see the island site where Princess Diana is buried. 580 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:00,999 'Nearby, her brother, Earl Spencer, 581 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,959 'has opened a museum to Diana's memory.' 582 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,959 LETTERBOX CLATTERS, RUSTLING 583 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,959 REPORTER: 'Inside, there's a display of the Princess' possessions, 584 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:08,959 'including her wedding dress. 585 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,959 'Outside, some visitors laid flowers at a temple 586 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,959 'close to the island where she's buried.' 587 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,959 'There was never much doubt 588 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,959 'that Princess Diana's final resting place would attract the crowds. 589 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:22,960 'Over the next two months, 150,000 are expected to come here. 590 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,319 'And now the weather forecast for today. 591 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:27,959 'A bright and fairly warm day here in London, 592 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,799 'with sunny spells developing after a mild start. 593 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:32,959 'There may be some patchy cloud through the afternoon, 594 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,639 'but it should stay largely dry. 595 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:36,960 'Temperatures climbing to...' 596 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,960 She didn't even do it in person. 597 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:42,960 After everything we've been through. 598 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:44,959 I know, love. 599 00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:47,959 'And I wrote to her. Did I tell you?' 600 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,319 After Diana died. I just wanted to say how sorry I was. 601 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,160 'Oh, Jane. I think...' 602 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:58,960 I think you just have to try and put it behind you. 603 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,000 What if I can't? 604 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,160 Well, now you're just being silly. 605 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,960 Why's it always like this? 606 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:16,960 What's wrong with me, Mum? 607 00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,959 Why can't I ever just be happy? 608 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,959 'Of course you can be happy.' 609 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:26,960 You've just had a bit of bad luck, that's all. 610 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,960 'And the truth is...' 611 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,959 I blame myself. 612 00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:36,479 You shouldn't. 'Well, yes, I should. 613 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,959 'Your... Your father was right.' 614 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,960 I should never have pushed you into taking that job. 615 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:46,960 If you hadn't moved away, if-if you'd stayed here with us... 616 00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:49,959 'Oh, Janey.' 617 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,960 Why don't you just come home? 618 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,960 If you come home, I-I can look after you. 619 00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,960 You could even see about... 620 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,160 ...starting back at Markses. 621 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,960 'I'm sure they'd love to have you back.' 622 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,480 Did you hear me, Jane? 623 00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,960 What difference does it make, Mum? 624 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,960 Wherever I am, it always ends up the same. 625 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:23,960 I'm just... 626 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:25,960 I'm so tired of it all. 627 00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:31,959 Now, you're to stop that. You're not to talk like that. 628 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:33,960 INTERCOM RINGS 629 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,959 I'm sorry, Mum. I have to go. No, no, Jane. 630 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:40,959 'Wait. I'll call you tonight.' 631 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,319 There's someone at the door. 'At least just-just...' 632 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:44,960 ...eat something. 633 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,000 RINGING CONTINUES 634 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:53,959 Hello? 635 00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,960 ALEKSANDRA: 'Jane! Darling, it's Aleksandra.' 636 00:36:58,960 --> 00:36:59,960 BUZZING 637 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,959 You must excuse the mess. I've just been rushed off my feet. 638 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,959 So you've found another position already? 639 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:12,960 Oh, no, I'm still just... making the most of my little sabbatical. 640 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,999 Although I don't think it'll last much longer, 641 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,959 not if Sarah has her way. 642 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:18,959 So you've spoken to her? 643 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:22,319 Er, we've been corresponding. 644 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,319 Seems things have rather fallen apart since I left. 645 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:26,959 Obviously, Sarah wants me back, 646 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:28,959 but I think it's important it's on my own terms, you know. 647 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,960 Well, yes, absolutely. Good for you. THEY CHUCKLE 648 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,319 Actually, darling, I really can't stay, 649 00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,959 but I did want to speak to you about Luis. 650 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:39,800 Sorry? 651 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:45,960 It's just he thought he saw you near his house recently, and... 652 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,960 ...well, I do hope you're not starting all that again. 653 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:53,799 No, no, of course not. Because that would be very silly. 654 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:55,959 I promise you, I haven't been anywhere near the house. 655 00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,960 I really have no idea why Luis would say that. 656 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,960 Right. Well, I'm very glad to hear it. 657 00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,959 All right, well, I must dash. 658 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,479 Er, well, perhaps we could grab drinks soon? 659 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:07,959 Or dinner? It's been an absolute age. 660 00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,959 Yes. Yes, we must. Sometime soon. Well, how about Friday? 661 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,479 We could have drinks on the King's Road. 662 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,159 Have some of those divine cocktails. 663 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:15,959 It'll be really good to have a proper catch-up. 664 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,960 Er, yes, we could do that. So should we say Friday? 665 00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,959 All right, let's say Friday. 666 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:24,960 I'll call you during the week. Wonderful. 667 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,640 JAZZ PLAYS, GENTLE CHATTER 668 00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,799 BARTENDER: What can I get you? 669 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,959 Er, two Cosmopolitans, please. 670 00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:53,960 PHONE BEEPS 671 00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:04,959 'Darling, it's Aleksandra. So sorry, but something's come up. 672 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,959 'I shan't be able to make it after all. 673 00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:09,959 'But I do hope you're well, and... 674 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,960 'Well, let's speak soon. Ta-ta.' 675 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:17,960 There you go. Oh, er, actually... 676 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:46,960 I see you're lining them up. 677 00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,000 Sorry? 678 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,960 That's actually for my friend. 679 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:56,960 Invisible, is she? 680 00:39:58,960 --> 00:39:59,960 No. 681 00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:01,960 Just running late, then? 682 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,960 As a matter of fact, she just cancelled on me. Oh. 683 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:09,960 And here you are with two pink drinks... 684 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,959 ...and no-one to talk to. 685 00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:13,960 I'm sure I'll survive. 686 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,959 Right, well... I'll do you a deal. 687 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,959 You give me one pink drink, 688 00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:26,999 and I'll give you five minutes of excellent conversation. 689 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,320 I'm OK. I'll pass, thank you. 690 00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:35,639 OK, I'll pay for both drinks, and then we can stand here in silence. 691 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:36,959 I can't say fairer than that. 692 00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,959 I'm perfectly capable of paying for my own drinks. 693 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,960 I'm sure you are. But where's the fun in that? 694 00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:46,999 Er, excuse me? 695 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:51,479 Mm. Jesus. Oh, my gosh, that is truly disgusting. 696 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,959 Er, I'll have a bottle of Veuve, please. And put these on my tab. 697 00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,960 Of course. I'm buying you a decent drink. 698 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:04,960 OK. One drink, and then I have to go. 699 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,960 I'm Tommy, by the way. 700 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,959 So, you actually worked in the Palace? 701 00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:12,960 Mm-hm, to begin with. 702 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:16,959 Thank you. Pleasure. 703 00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,959 Is it true that it's full of mice? 704 00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:22,959 No. Well, no more than any other old building. 705 00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:26,959 I heard it was completely infested. Mm. Well, you heard wrong. 706 00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:30,159 What was old Fergie like? Quite the character, I'd imagine? 707 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,959 We got on very well, actually. 708 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,639 I was with her for nearly ten years. 709 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:35,960 So how come you left? 710 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:40,959 The Duchess had to reduce her outgoings. 711 00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:42,960 What, so she binned you? After ten years? 712 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,959 In a word, yes. Well, that's pretty cold. 713 00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:46,960 Yeah, it wasn't great. 714 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:49,960 Well... 715 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,959 Then I say, fuck her. 716 00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,959 Sorry? Well, yes. 717 00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:56,959 If you ask me, she did you a favour. How exactly? 718 00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:59,959 Ten years trapped in the same dead-end job. 719 00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:02,799 Ah, it wasn't a dead-end. Yeah, but still, you know. 720 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,959 You should take a few more risks. Yeah, get out there. 721 00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,959 Says the man with the trust fund to fall back on. 722 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,959 Everything I have, I've worked very hard for. 723 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:10,959 I'm a grafter. SHE CHUCKLES 724 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,960 Mm-hm. Mm-hm? 725 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,000 I am! 726 00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:17,959 Should I get us another bottle? 727 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,959 Mm. No, I really should go home. 728 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:23,480 No, don't do that. Please. 729 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,959 In fact, I think I've had a really excellent idea. 730 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:28,999 Oh, yeah? Yes, yes. Come on. Drink up. Let's go. 731 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,799 Oh. Mm-hm. 732 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:32,959 OK. Come on. Let's go. 733 00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:34,000 Mm! Cheers, chaps. 734 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,999 FRANCESCA: 'They just hit it off straight away.' 735 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,959 I was thrilled to see her happy. 736 00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:44,320 Tommy was this successful man about town. 737 00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:49,480 Lots of friends. He was the life of the party. 738 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:51,959 'And he was from this...' Thank you. 739 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:53,959 '..very wealthy family.' 740 00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:55,959 TAXI DRIVER: Cheers, mate. Thank you. 741 00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,959 They seemed like a really good match. 742 00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,960 You'll love this. Oh! 743 00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,319 Well, you said you needed more excitement in your life. 744 00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,319 Er, no, actually, you were the one that said that. 745 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,959 Well, nothing gets the blood pumping 746 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,959 like placing a few bets on the gee-gees. There you go. 747 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,959 You've seriously brought me to watch the racing? 748 00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:13,320 Yes, what's wrong with that? 749 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:15,960 It'll be fun. 750 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,159 Right. 751 00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:23,959 OK, so let's say we have... mm... 752 00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:24,959 hundred quid each? 753 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:28,959 There should be... three races still to go. 754 00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:30,959 Whoever ends up with the biggest pot buys dinner. 755 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:32,959 Oh, but don't worry. 756 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,479 If you lose, I'll make sure you don't go hungry. 757 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:36,960 Who said I was going to lose? 758 00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:42,959 OK, so next up is the 7:45? Yes. 759 00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,959 Lovely Llewellyn is the beaten favourite, 760 00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,960 but Antiguan Sun has won before over the same distance. 761 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:51,959 Well, hello! 762 00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,999 It's like my dad says. 763 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,960 "Don't bet till you know t'odds." 764 00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,960 HE CHUCKLES 765 00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:05,959 I think, er, at first, my brother thought she seemed quite fun. 766 00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:07,640 But, er... 767 00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:12,959 ...she certainly wasn't the type of girl he usually went out with. 768 00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:13,959 Look, look, look at 'em go! 769 00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,959 OK, go, Peaceful Dream! Come on. No problem there. 770 00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:17,959 Where's your horse? I know! Seriously, where is he? 771 00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:19,479 He's miles behind, miles behind. 772 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:21,959 Well, I'm with Peaceful Dream now. Come on, Peaceful Dream! 773 00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:23,959 Go on, go on, go on! 774 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,959 Go, go, go, go! Go on! 775 00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:28,479 Look, they're way ahead! All the way, all the way! 776 00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,159 All the way! All the way! Yes, yes, yes, yes! 777 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:31,959 Yes! All the way! Go on! 778 00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,319 Go on, go on! Finish, finish, finish... 779 00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:38,959 Yessss! Come on, you beauty! Whoo-hoo-hoo! 780 00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:40,960 THEY LAUGH 781 00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:49,959 I tell you what, from now on... 782 00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:53,960 Jane Andrews, I'm sticking with you. 783 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:55,960 I think you'd better. 784 00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,319 TAPE CLICKS 785 00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:01,959 POLICE OPERATOR: 'Can you confirm your name please, sir?' 786 00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,959 'Yes, I'm Thomas Cressman.' 787 00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:07,479 'OK, Mr Cressman, what is it you want the police to do? 788 00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:10,799 'I'd like the police to come and split us up. 789 00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:11,960 'I would like someone... 790 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,960 '..to stop us from hurting each other. 791 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,960 'If you don't have somebody here soon... 792 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,959 '..somebody here...' RECORDING STOPS 793 00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:22,959 Call was placed at 11:35 794 00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:27,479 the day before the murder from the victim's address. 795 00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:29,959 According to the log, no action was taken. 796 00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:33,959 Somebody really dropped the ball there, then. 797 00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:35,799 Right, talk to the mobile phone company, 798 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:36,959 get somebody checking ANPR. 799 00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,959 If she's driving on major roads, we should've had a hit by now. 800 00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:41,959 All this bloody fancy technology. 801 00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:44,000 I mean, the woman can't have just disappeared. 802 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,959 RADIO PRESENTER: 'And now we have our evening news.' 803 00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:55,639 NEWSREADER: 'Police have been attempting to locate Jane Andrews 804 00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:58,959 'since the discovery of Thomas Cressman's body on Monday. 805 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:02,479 'The couple have been described by neighbours as "happy and in love", 806 00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,959 'but as time passes, speculation is growing. 807 00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,959 'Could Jane Andrews have killed the man she loved? 808 00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:11,999 'We will keep you updated on the story as the events unfold. 809 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,960 'And in other news, preparations are...' 810 00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,960 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com 811 00:46:34,010 --> 00:46:38,560 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 62241

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