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Sari. What happened?

Everything's okay.

Nonsense. You're amazing.

It's confusing how calmly you sleep. For a person like you.

For a person like me?

Your phone keeps buzzing all the time.

Oh.

I hope it's a phone that buzzes.

Mum! You're not disturbing Sari, are you?

(Recents)

-Good morning. Coffee? -No, thanks.

Sari. How about dinner tonight at a nice restaurant?

-Savoy is a nice restaurant. -Yes, Savoy is nice!

Savoy is a nice restaurant.

Jaska, I was beside myself yesterday.

I think we should stay friends.

Sari.

I see you every day. And every day it makes me happy.

If you ever need someone to take care of you,

I'll be here.

I'll always be here.

Except on Thursdays when I play squash from 10 to noon.

Okay.

Mum, do you want coffee?

-Sari. -S**t...

-What's going on? -Come give me a push! I'm stuck.

Coming.

Give me a push!

Harder!

Harder! Harder!

S**t!

-Hi. -Hi.

Thank you.

I'll open the door.

I got locked out.

Where have you been?

I spent the night at the neighbour's.

At Jaska's?

Yes, because my keys were inside.

Where are they?

-What if Onni had been home? -I would've rung the doorbell.

A child can't be responsibled for things.

He's not!

What did you want to talk about?

Tiina said I mustn't intderfere with your business.

-Good. You mustn't. -But I already started the process.

-What process? -The custody process.

I was going to cancel it, but look at you.

'Consultation at the district court about Onni's custody.' What the f**k?

I'm a good mother. You know I am.

I have to think about what's best for Onni. We both have to.

That's all I do.

(Custody battle? Call our lawyers!

I'm glad you came. I want to apologise.

I said such nasty things that I can still taste the s**t.

Apology accepted.

I'm sorry about what I did with Sofia. It was unprofessional.

Forget about it.

These need to be paid.

-Sofia got a better offer. -I bet from Raita.

-That greedy, cunning bitch! -Which one?

Both.

Okay, but we gotta move on.

-What about the next film? -I won't be making any more films.

Excuse me?

Olavi is taking me to court for Onni's custody. I can't lose Onni.

He can't take your child because you produce porn.

We've talked about this!

Maybe not, but I'm not taking any risks with my child.

-It's time for me to calm down. -What the hell, Sari?

After all we've been through, you're just giving up?

Linnea. I'm tired. Tired as hell.

-I understand, but now... -No, Linnea. You don't understand.

I'll close down Viva Venus.

You can't do that!

I've just realised what I'm good at.

-I want to make this a phenomenon. -Go. Make it.

So this is it?

F**k!

Is it clogged?

I'll call Keke then.

Where are you?

-(A burgundy 1995 Toyota Corolla.) -I don't see you.

(Do you see me now? A burgundy 1995 Toyota Corolla.)

Do you often hang out alone in your car in random wastelands?

Sometimes. Quite often. Why did you want to see me?

I want to make the next film, but Sari doesn't.

What? I'm getting my next month's pay, right? Where's Sari?

Don't worry. I made a new storyboard.

What about the budget?

Pension payments? Insurance?

Pre-employment health checkup? Vacation days?

None of that is really important.

Employees' Pension Act.

Can we focus on the content first?

The pension act regarding temporary job employees.

Okay.

-Has Sari even looked at these? -No.

Is that an octopus? This isn't going to turn anybody on.

Is that a tentacle? What's it crawling into?

Ew. F**k.

Thanks a lot.

Call me when you know what a pension payment is!

And take the awful tentacle out. Yuck!

What's up, Tarkovsky?

(Linnea, I need you. I need you now.)

(I don't know what to do. This is a disaster!)

(This is a disaster.)

(Bow-wow, Yummy Bark)

Jaska!

Sari.

Wow.

You know...

I think it would be nice if someone takes care of me, after all.

-I made lunch. Would you like to eat? -Sure.

Thanks. Yum.

-Hi. -He refuses to get out of the car.

Okay.

-Is that kombucha? -Yes.

-What's the matter? -Eliel is here.

Okay. Why?

He plays the lead in my film because...

I gave him the role at the last minute because...

I want him back.

I guess you really love him.

I want him back so I can leave that selfish a**hole.

Motherf**ker!

Okay. Isn't he warming up to you?

He has someone new. His name is Neo.

And he brought him here. Can you imagine?

This is probably the worst thing that has ever happened to me.

This probably isn't as bad as Mum dying.

Mum left us because she had cancer.

Eliel...just left me.

Lucas. Look at all those people.

They're here making your film for free.

'Empty Spaces on the Edge of Nothingness.'

That's the name of the film. I came up with it.

-'Empty Spaces of...' -'Spaces'.

'Empty Spaces on the Edge of Nothingness.'

That's right. Lucas, that's bigger than your bitterness.

You might not have Eliel, but you have all those people.

Linnea, you're right.

Without me, those people are nothing but disciples without a saviour.

Right. Exactly.

At least you have them.

I have nothing.

We f**ked up the distribution deal.

Sari gave up, and Keke is a porn industry trade unionist.

-F**king Keke. -Say no f**king more.

By the way, Ville asked about you.

-Oh. -About how you're doing.

-Really? -Yeah.

-Neo's so insanely good-looking. -Probably dumb as a rock.

He's an oncologist.

-No way. -A pediatric f**king oncologist.

Well, now I understand why Eliel traded you for him.

This is Onni's favourite food.

The recipe is from my childhood.

Thank you.

What kind of childhood did you have?

We had a farm.

My mum used to say that a lazy person will get just lazier

if they don't do anything. We always had to do something.

I was interested in beautiful things. In laughing and enjoying life.

I wondered if it was possible to do things you really enjoyed.

I moved to the city at 16 to be happy. And I've been pretty happy.

-Do you ever go home to visit? -Sometimes.

It's like switching from a colour TV to black-and-white.

But now I think I have to move from here.

Why? Where?

My life is a mess.

My company isn't going anywhere.

I only have bills and debt.

I guess I'll have to move somewhere cheaper.

Estonia.

-Sari. Let me help you. -I can't...

-I'll take care of them. -I can't...

Sari, give them to me. Sari.

I hope you'll reconsider having dinner with me.

You'd have something else to think about.

Okay.

By the way, I'm lactose intolerant.

But I'll drink the milk anyway.

Hi.

-Hi. -Hi.

Lovely to see you.

It's lovely if we can hang out like this.

Yeah.

Did you manage to separate our insurances?

Yes, I did.

Just a moment. Here.

-Here you go. -Thanks.

Here's the key.

Thanks.

-Well, how are you? -Actually, I'm doing great.

Guess what? You're gonna love this.

-Tell me. -I met this girl, Pia.

And I realised that you and I weren't sexually compatible at all.

We have no chemistry.

Like 2 dead fish lying side by side in a grave,

trying to f**k each other.

-Even you and Lucas have more... -No, we don't.

This new relationship has made me realise my sexuality is very strong.

I can unleash it because Pia and I communicate so well.

There's so much trust and honesty.

Look.

This isn't the only one I have.

-Sorry. Was it too much? -A little.

Sorry.

-I just feel so alive. -Yep.

Right. Nice.

-Should we perhaps... -Did you find your orgasm?

Yes, but then it kind of disappeared again.

Yeah. You see, you have to find your own energy first.

Then 2 energies can come together.

Pia has blown my mind. Her sexual energy is so amazing.

'Her sexual energy is so amazing.'

F**k Pia.

Okay.

You and I, my friend. We did it.

We make orgasms great again!

And now we'll do it again.

No...

Sari.

Yes.

I think I'll have...foie gras.

-Do you know what it is? -Yes.

Please tell me. I don't speak French.

I have no idea what it means.

Let's find out.

-Goose liver. -Ew.

Croque monsieur is...a ham sandwich.

Let's have that.

-Sari. -Yes?

Here you go.

Is that for me?

-Who else? -Wow.

Ouch.

Just like in the movie.

-What movie? -'Pretty Woman'.

'Pretty Woman'. It's Mum's favourite film.

It must be quite expensive.

Sari.

May I have this dance?

You're like a princess or something.

Yeah...or a forty-something mother and woman.

Almost the same thing.

When you were a little girl on the farm,

did you think a prince would come and save you some day?

No.

I can save you. All bad things would be in the past.

-No one can promise that. -I can.

We'd have everything we ever needed.

I'll support you in everything in your new life.

Your financial problems would be gone.

I'll support you as a woman. As a mother.

Excuse me? As a mother?

I mean, it must not have been easy being a mother to Onni alone.

As a victim of the sex industry.

Jaska.

First of all, I'm not alone. Onni has a father.

He's smug and annoying, but he cares about Onni.

And I don't need your support in my motherhood,

and I won't even explain why.

And lastly, I'm not a victim!

Sari, there's no reason to raise your voice.

I'll raise my voice if I want to!

You know what?

For a long time, I did think someone would come along

and make my life wonderful, but no one came and no one will.

You're a grown man. Why do you rave about princes?

You owe me 5,000 and the bills.

About 7,500. No, exactly 7,500.

Guess what?

I'm going to pay you back every single cent.

I want the necklace back. It's Mum's.

Take it. Send her my warmest regards.

And you know what?

'Pretty Woman' is an incredibly toxic movie!

Linnea!

-Hi. -Hi.

A pretty interesting dress.

I realised you're right.

About what?

We can't give up.

Do you have someone over?

I'm having a little jerk off party.

I realised it's time for me to find my sexual energy,

and I found it.

So you came?

On your own?

I used the word 'toxic' today.

Lo and behold. Is the seed of feminism sprouting?

No, I just realised one has to save oneself, dammit.

-Oh. -Yeah.

For a moment, I thought I could become...

Jaska's trophy wife, but there's no f**king way.

-So we're making another film. -We have to.

That, or I'll become Jaska's real-life 'Pretty Woman'.

-That's a toxic f**king film. -F**king toxic.

Sometimes I'd like to spit on the DVD cover.

I gotta go take care of a couple of things.

I'll see you in the morning, right?

-Yeah. -Yeah!

So, let me tell you how things are. I don't think I'm ready to date yet.

I just went on a date with my weird neighbour,

even though I shouldn't have.

My relationship with my ex is messy, as you know.

But you...

You're hot.

You're lovely.

And amidst all this s**t,

I'm just hoping someone will come and take me

and make sweet love to me. You know?

-S**t. -When and where?

Sorry. I...

I was looking for...

Is it my turn soon?

-I gotta go. -You can't go now.

I gotta take care of something.

Wow.

Oh, hi, Sarppa.

How's it going? Lovely to see you.

What's up?

Sari, what is it?

Olavi is trying to get custody of Onni.

What?

Shall I tell her, or are you going to tell her?

Are you telling me when and what to tell?

I don't care as long as you tell.

Olavi is having an affair.

Okay.

And it's not the only one.

Olavi and I had an affair. For 4 years.

While you were together.

F**k!

Great, Sari. You managed to shock a woman about to give birth.

She has the right to know.

Tiina knows who I am, even though we don't shout out

all the painful s**t inside us all the time.

She lets me be me.

F**king a**hole!

But I'm not sure I know who you are anymore.

I know who I am. And for the first time ever, it's enough.

You're not going anywhere!

-Tiina, can we talk? -Olavi, you have someone else.

You wanted to be with her.

Please, go to her. Be with her.

All right.

You know what you've done.

Take responsibility. I'm moving in with you.

-Sari! Let's go! -Yeah.

-Let me carry your... -Quiet!