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-Everything okay? -Yeah.

Good.

-I'll see you at the shoot. -Next week, right?

-Yeah, I'll see you. -Yes.

Okay.

The mail. Pension payments are due this week.

The distribution company cancelled the meeting.

Why?

They said they were busy,

but apparently they have their eyes on another Finnish company.

What company? Sari's company?

Who's the chick in their first film?

-Sofia Sensual. -Find her number.

Your backpack is so heavy. You have rocks in it?

No, books. Normal schoolbooks.

-It's not too heavy on your back? -No.

-Mum, I'm crazy strong. -That's right.

I know. 1, 2, 3.

-You, me, we. Together we're a team! -You, me, we. Together we're a team!

Bye. Have a nice day!

-You have lipstick in your hair. -Bye, Mum!

This is wonderful.

Well, it has potential.

And we can't meet with the distribution company people

in my kitchen.

Olavi must understand that I'm running a real business.

It's outrageous he's threatening you.

The deposit is 4 months' rent. The rent is 2,000 euros.

-That's insane! Drop the price. -No way.

-Your business is going to bloom. -I agree with you.

We're going to get the distribution deal.

-Sari. -Yeah?

-You should know something. -What?

This must be a big shock, and a surprise.

Well?

I had sex with Sofia.

I'm in shock.

-I knew it. -I never would've guessed.

Of course not. This is so awful.

-You know what that is? -No.

-You around Sofia. -No, it's not!

Yes, it is.

What was it like? Did she f**k you from the left? Left is best.

A threesome turned into a twosome.

I haven't experienced anything like it before.

I was full of desire and got really wet. I surrendered.

I got turned on because I was doing something forbidden.

Sofia stimulated my clitoris, but she also did it deeper, you know?

Yes, deep is important.

And suddenly I climaxed.

Boom! I just came.

Well, I'm really happy for you.

-But can you still work with her? -Of course I can.

Why not?

Well, this.

Cut down on it.

Cut down on that.

-There. -Here? Signed!

This is ours.

I have to say this place looks frigging good.

This represents the new me.

It's stylish.

'Stylish' is the word.

Whew. I'm nervous.

-They're only people, too. -People with money.

Money comes. Money goes.

That's what rich people say.

Hello. Welcome.

Lovely to meet you. I'm Linnea.

-And this is Sari. -Hello.

Thank you for meeting us. I brought my new colleague Chris with me.

I hope that's alright.

-Hi, I'm Linnea. -Hi.

Well, hello, we meet again.

So, we really love your film,

and if the next one is as good as the first one,

we'd like to buy half of the company.

So, they'd like to buy half of our company.

Money troubles over. We really believe in this.

No more money troubles. They believe in what we do.

Okay. Tell her I don't work with d**ks.

-I can't say that. -You can. Say it.

All of this sounds very, very good.

It's just that Sari doesn't feel comfortable

working with a...

D**k!

-Oh, now you speak English. -That much I do.

I'm sorry, I don't quite follow.

Maybe she got the wrong idea about something.

Is it possible you misunderstood something?

No, it's not possible.

That d**k humiliated me in front of everyone

and enjoyed it. Impossible.

It's possible. She no speaky the English.

We don't work with d**ks.

Thank you. No, thank you. Keep your money.

Well, thanks a bunch for wasting our f**king time.

I think you should be a tad more interested

in why she feels the way she does.

-Oh, come on. She's a... -What is she, Chris?

Not a businesswoman.

Chris. You're off the job.

-She kicked him out. -That much I understood.

Ladies.

I don't work with d**ks, either, so...

I'm eagerly waiting for you to send me the film once it's done.

'Menage a Trois'. And then we take it from there.

-It was lovely to meet you both. -You too.

-You too. -Bye.

Bye-bye!

-You understand what this means? -I do. I can pay off all my debts.

I can pay you more. We have artistic freedom.

Goddammit! I'm late for my kitty gig.

-Sari. -What?

We're doing pretty well.

I don't think you have to do kitty gigs anymore.

Right. True.

-It's a pity. -Yeah?

I have a crush on the dog.

-What dog? -I'm a cat. He's a dog.

Mr Doggy.

He can't see me, and I can't see him. Really hot.

A hot dog?

I don't get you.

-Weird. You're weird. -Yes!

(Bow-wow, Yummy Bark)

Hi. I'm Sari Nieminen and I work here. I came to tell you I quit.

-You have to wait for Tomi. -Tomi?

-Yes. Tomi. -Woof.

Oh, hi. Are you quitting, too?

Nah. This is my business.

It's yours?

-Yes, I own this pet food business. -Oh.

-This is Tomi. -I got that.

This is Sari. You have to let her go.

No, I quit.

-I also have a business. -Okay.

-Well, I'll see you around. -Where?

Somewhere on the edge of the cosmos.

Oh.

-Okay. -Okay.

-Bye. -Bye.

Hey. Sari.

Wait.

Sometimes the cosmos screws up.

It goes in here.

Hey! Pretty boy!

Come here! Come on. Come on, come on...

-Where are you headed? -Hyvinkaa.

My missus and I cleaned our old barn.

She wants to turn it into a guesthouse.

You'll never guess what she found in it.

You.

Mr July!

I was young and needed the money.

Don't get offended. We're just envious.

We're not good-looking enough for a magazine.

When I saw the poster, I thought, 'That girl has a hairy stomach.'

All right, this is her.

-Raita. I'm glad you could make it. -Sofia. Thank you for inviting me.

Please take a seat.

-You run an impressive business. -Thank you.

You also run quite a...business.

And now you act in Viva Venus's films.

Yes. They're cool people.

-Apparently they're generous. -Yes, they pay a nice fee.

And you get royalties?

They're a small company.

You're an influencer. We'd like to cooperate with you.

I don't do commercial collaborations.

-You did with Viva Venus. -I linked a film I performed in.

How much did they pay you for it?

I'm sure they paid something for it.

-Are you trying to manipulate me? -Absolutely.

That's business.

Let's use filters so that we get a proper California sunset feeling.

-Yes? -'Menage a trois' is French.

It means 'threesome'.

We use a French word for it because the French realised

3 people can f**k each other.

And you want to bring the California sun here?

Are you a barbarian?

So, no filter.

Hi. Welcome! Hello!

Hi, Sari. Wonderful to see you. Long time.

Likewise.

-Who are we fu**ing today? -Sofia.

She should be... Linnea, shouldn't Sofia be here?

I'll call her.

-How are you? -I'm doing good.

-When was the last time? -At the cruiseferry shoot.

That's right! The jacuzzi didn't work.

-Hi. Who are you? -Lucas.

-Artistic... -No.

-Gaffer. -Wow.

-Best boy. -Wow.

-Lighting technician. -Wow.

Intern.

Dad. You know I'm in third grade, right?

Yes.

-No one else's parents pick them up. -Their parents don't love them.

-Come on piggyback. -Yes.

Yes. Good.

Let's go.

-Onni. -Yeah?

Has anyone ever bullied you at school?

-That one time. -Oh.

Matias threw my pencil case into the trash

because I got a better grade on a test.

Right.

Has anyone said anything about your mum's job

or my old job?

No.

If someone bullies you, tell me.

-I will. What's for dinner? -Fish fingers.

-I have an idea. -What idea?

How about him?

What about him?

This handsome young man could join us in the threesome.

My man is gentle. I'm a lot less.

-I'll call her again. -Good.

Linnea. Linnea.

Okay. Let's go home, everyone.

-She'll be here. -She won't.

She probably had a little accident.

I have to pay everyone for 6 hours, even though we didn't do anything.

-We can't wait any more. -She's coming. Trust me.

I trusted you and you screwed up.

I screwed up?

-You got work and play mixed up. -That has nothing to do with this!

Our distribution deal is gone.

Gone. And why? Because you had to f**k our performer!

F**king amateur!

-Linnea! -I don't need your scorn.

Okay? Leave me alone.

I won't say anything. I'll just walk behind you a moment.

Is it okay?

You're alive.

I'm not coming in.

-I'm sorry. -What happened?

-I got a better offer. -Seriously?

Yes. I'll get royalties and get paid for posting things.

-You never asked for that. -You never offered it.

Okay, I understand, but why didn't you let us know?

-I signed an agreement. -Surely your phone works.

Linnea.

You don't think that because we had sex, I...

Well, no. I didn't.

I thought you had a moral backbone and could tell me what you want.

Or don't want.

F**k!

Coming!

-Hi! -Hi.

-Why are you here? -To get Onni.

-Olavi took him to a hockey game. -What?

-It's your turn to have Onni? -Yes.

It's my turn. When will they be here?

Oh, dear. Probably late.

Okay.

Has Olavi told you that he wants custody of Onni?

Sole custody.

Why would he want that?

He...

-I have a business. A company. -Yes?

I produce...porn.

-For women. -Nice!

It seems to be a big problem for Olavi.

Your business is none of his business.

-My thoughts exactly. -Sari. May I ask you something?

My friend Tipi who you met at my baby shower.

She's sometimes a bit strange.

She's...

She's convinced you and Olavi are having an affair.

-No, no... -I know. I'm sorry.

It's bulls**t. Please don't get me wrong.

I didn't suspect you for a minute.

I'm not always sure about Olavi,

but I am sure about you.

-Together we're a team. -Together we're a team.

I think I have to go.

No, no. Keys. F**k!

No...

Sari!

What happened?

F**k, what a day.

I understand.

I said something really bad to a friend.

She'll probably never want to...

And my ex is trying to take Onni from me.

It's a really nasty situation.

And I lied to Tiina about why I...

And I'm completely broke. Everything...

Everything...

All the work Linnea and I did was in vain.

-And... -Sari.

I don't know much about your work,

but I wonder if it makes you happy.

Is work supposed to make you particularly happy?

Well, I don't really work myself.

Because my mum has worked so much.

But work shouldn't make you sad.

Hey.

-Everything's okay. -I always ruin everything.

Nonsense. You're amazing.