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What's that bird...

Yes. Eurasian woodcock.

Where's Eliel?

We've started a conscious uncoupling process.

Excuse me, what?

We're separating. Consciously.

-So you broke up? -No.

During our amazing and profound relationship,

we realised that...

Weren't you together, like, 2 months?

The level of a relationship can't be measured in time.

By the way, did you hear about Linnea's amazing new career?

Oh. Did you start catering?

Sis, I'm just so proud of you.

-You make amazing buns. -Not buns, Dad. Porn!

Don't be ashamed. Let your light shine!

-I can't believe you told them! -I just...

-You should've let me do it! -You never would've.

You're so f**king annoying!

Stop!

Linnea. Are you a porn star?

No, I'm not.

I'm having chest pains.

I direct feminist erotic films. I'm revising the imagery of porn.

-People and society need it today. -I didn't need this.

I'm serious. My heart...

-Erotic films? -It's temporary.

-Porn films? -I'll apply for film school again.

I just needed to direct something.

F**k...

That's damn great.

A true artist doesn't wait or ask for permission.

They create their own path.

Let's make a toast. To Linnea.

And to erotic women who are so manifold and diverse.

Women are the birth and destruction of life.

With the vulva, vulva, the pussy, they...

They fill the world with lust, with their vulva.

Sex with the colours of carnality.

Cheers.

Hi, honey. Come give me a hug.

I missed you so much.

My dear favourite child.

-Did your dad leave? -Yes.

Tiina asked me to give you this.

Sweet.

-Make a sandwich. Dinner's not ready. -Yeah.

-Onni. -Mum.

-What does 'offer' mean? -Offer.

-What does 'investment' mean? -I think it was investment.

-You're so smart. -So are you.

Who the hell do you think you are? Stay out of my business.

Eliel broke up with me.

I'm really sorry.

-Why would anybody ever leave me? -I don't get it.

Help me, Linnea. I need a distraction from this horrible feeling.

This f**king pain!

You told Ville and Dad about my porn job before I could.

And now you want me to help you?

I helped you escape your web of lies.

What the f**k...

-I want more work. -We have a cameraman.

-I can be the artistic director. -For f**k's sake...

Ville. I'm sorry. I should've told...

S**t. F**k.

-I should've told you. -I want to see.

See what?

I want to see where you work and with whom.

For f**k's sake, now...

(We need to talk!)

See what you've done, Linnea? Ville is a wreck.

Well.

Let's go then.

I find it hard to imagine that an ordinary home like this,

in an ordinary neighbourhood, houses a porn studio.

It's not a studio. Come on.

Ville, this is my boss Sari. Sari, my boyfriend Ville.

All right. Your whole family wants to do porn together.

Are we shooting a gang bang, or why are there so many people?

Ville, Linnea's boyfriend.

-Lucas, artistic director. -What?

I shot your latest film, and supposedly did a good job,

so why don't you give me a raise?

-No. -No.

Good is relative.

Excuse me, but who are you?

I'm a cameraman.

Cinematographer. Porn cinematographer.

I've shot 248 films.

Your gang bang film is going to be the 249th.

So pull your pants down, buddy.

I don't want to mansplain, but a gang bang doesn't sound feminist.

We're not shooting a gang bang. You wanted to talk.

I got a message, and we need to answer it.

'Dear forces behind Viva Venus Films, we are a distribution company...'

A distribution company wants to invest in Viva Venus?

That's frigging right!

They want to see our next film and discuss a deal.

We can do a request from our fans, SM or a fetish film.

-Keke will like it. -I want to try something new.

-Our fans would like to see an orgy. -Yeah.

What else...

Solo sex. F**king interesting.

Swinging. We only have to pick the best alternative.

-Let's answer the message. -'Yes, please.'

(Disappearing Species)

Can we talk?

What do you want me to say?

6 hours ago, I heard that my girlfriend is a porn empress.

I'm sorry. I'm really sorry I didn't...

I mean... I should tell you something.

Why?

Why in the world?

Don't tell me. I don't need to know anything about you.

Let's keep our relationship under a wrap of secrets.

Let's put the wrap around it and suffocate.

Ville.

Ville.

-Ville. -What?

-Ville, I have never... -Loved me?

What? No! I mean, yes. I love you.

Hey.

It's just that I've never...

had an orgasm.

What?

-That's worse! -No, it's not.

If you've never had an orgasm with me...

-With anyone. Not even alone. -Oh.

Oh. I see.

So, that's what I wanted to tell you.

At Sari's house, I saw you talk about fetishes and who knows what.

Yeah?

You know what turns you on.

You just can't admit it to me.

Yet.

When you can, tell me.

Someone sent their fantasy of a couple making love in a public place.

Getting permits is such a pain!

The plot has to be a surefire thing.

-Orgies are way too expensive. -Messy and hard!

Thanks, Keke.

I've been thinking whether we should ask Sofia.

-Oh. -She's hot.

She's a pro. Our first film was a success because of...Sofia.

-Okay, let's ask. -Okay,

-Do you want to call her? -No. Of course you call her.

Hi, it's me, Sari Nieminen.

Yeah. Yeah!

-So, you want to make a new film? -Yes.

An investor is interested if they like our new film.

Cool.

Do you happen to have an idea for our next film?

Something you'd like to do.

How about a threesome? 'Menage a trois'.

I've done it a lot, and at its best, it's really hot.

You mean, 2 women and one man?

Yes.

The plot could be about a couple seeking adventure...

and a threesome.

I'm thinking about how it...

I mean, may I ask...

How does it work in real life if you have a threesome?

Do you charge for it or...

Sorry. That was probably a stupid question. Never mind.

I don't sell sex. Not like that.

I do bondage and OneFans. And now I do your films.

But how should I put it...

In my free time, outside of work,

it's nice to do interesting things with interesting people.

'With interesting people.'

-Sari! -Hi.

Sari! I'm so happy you came.

This is Sari.

-My friends Kaisu, Tipi and Mirva. -Hi.

Why don't we all tell each other how we know Tiina

and tell Tiina what we wish for her in this new phase.

Sari, would you like to start?

Well...

Tiina.

At first I thought I was going to hate you,

everything about you.

I thought you'd be annoying and uptight, but...

you're an amazing person.

A much better person than me.

-Sari, I'm not. -You are.

-And it's true. I am a bit uptight. -Well...

You never had prejudices against me, even though you could've had.

I hope your baby sleeps well and that he'll be as amazing as...

his mother.

-Congratulations, Tiina. -To Tiina!

-To Tiina. -Thank you.

Oh, hi, Sari.

-What the hell? -I'm making a salad.

What the hell were you doing at the mall with that chick?

Okay.

-Are you jealous? -No. Definitely not.

Well, things happen between people, as you know.

Sorry for disturbing you. We ran out of non-alcoholic sparkling wine.

We were just talking about Onni's birthday party.

How old is he going to be?

-9. -10.

Okay.

May I ask how you 2 met?

-At a shoot. Olavi was... -Her co-star. In a commercial.

-What commercial? -A buttermilk commercial.

Acidophilus buttermilk to promote a healthy stomach.

(Buttermilk is yummy for your tummy...)

(Buttermilk...)

Quite a story.

A good commercial.

Stop messing around. Tiina's way too good for you.

Buttermilk!

Hello?

Ville.

I love you.

Okay. I love you too.

I'd like to try a threesome.

-You, me and another woman. -Okay.

Okay?

-Do you have someone in mind? -Yes. Sofia.

-Sofia does bondage on OneFans. -I know.

I know you do.

She was in our first film.

Wow.

-Well? -Should you ask her?

-For real? -We only live once.

Okay.

Threesome...

Okay. We sent her a message.

-Yikes. -Thanks.

For what?

For telling me what you want.

She said yes.

I wonder what we'll do with her. Wow.

Boo.

Oh. Anton.

-Hi. -So nice to see you.

-How are you? -Very good. I drive a truck.

Onni is a big boy, and Tiina and I are expecting a baby.

Congratulations!

-Do you work here? -Yes.

But I did a porn film recently.

-Okay. -For Sari's company, actually.

If you ever want to come back,

Sari and the young woman working for her, Linnea, pay well.

-I'm not coming back. -Yes, I understand.

Everything has got its time.

I was surprised I still had so much stamina.

I've worked here a couple of years.

Kit, Kit, Kitty's Yummy Pellets.

Yummy Bite from Yummy Bark.

-Kit, kit. -Okay, fine.

Well, what happened with your ex?

Which ex?

-The one you spied on. -Oh, right.

We broke up just recently. He's married, though.

But not with the woman he was kissing here.

-The woman here is his third woman. -Oh.

-Pretty complicated. -Yes, it is.

And guess what?

My ex's current wife is a hell of a nice person.

-Isn't it awful to admit it? -Yes.

My ex-girlfriend has a boyfriend. He's a lot better than me.

Happier, more productive, does CrossFit.

It's annoying.

Well, I wouldn't want to be with her.

It just annoys me the new one is better.

Are you a couch potato under your nice costume then?

Totally.

Oh, dear. I wonder if I'm a bad person.

But you're also a good person. I can feel it.

May I hug you?

Yes.

This feels nice.

Kitty likes it. Meow.

Does my breath stink?

-You brushed your teeth 9 times. -Okay.

Hi. It's nice that you're here.

-We're going to have a good time. -Oh, yes.

Ville and I have been wanting to do this.

We talked about it recently after I became a porn empress.

Wasn't that the word you used?

-Everything's okay. -Okay.

-Cin cin. -Cin cin.

Before we start, let's go over a couple of things.

I always use a condom and a dental dam.

You don't have to do anything if you don't want.

-We could agree on safewords. -Biden!

How about Putin?

-It'll kill everyone's desire. -It's good.

Mine is Pekkarinen, the politician. I'll go to the bedroom now.

-Join me when you feel like it. -Okay.

Okay.

-Hi. -Hi.

Why are you here? Is Onni okay?

Yes, he gets off practice in 30 minutes.

-You want a beer? -Sure.

Thanks.

-I know what you're doing. -What's that?

Viva Venus Films.

-You started your own company. -Yes.

-You lied to me. -Look at you, Mr Double Life.

I could tell Tiina about it.

Go ahead. And tell her about yourself and us.

I'll tell her what we did the day after your wedding.

Tell her what we did at the car repair shop.

'Oh, Olavi. Come inside me.'

And you did, damn fast!

I'm going to apply for custody of Onni.

Your life was supposed to be more stable.

-If you do that... -Yes?

Are you threatening me?

-Have you lost your mind? -I'm serious.

-What is this bulls**t? -I'm serious.

Stop that bulls**t! It's annoying!

You mess with me, I mess with you!

I can see you're nervous.

Yeah.

If you want, you can come closer.

Yeah.

Ville, may I kiss you?

Yeah.

-Kiss my neck. -Yeah.

Come. You're so beautiful.

-Should you take your shirt off? -Yeah.

Sorry, I...I can't...

Putin.

Putin.

Putin!

Linnea, I can't do this.

Ville.

Ville, wait.

-What happened? -Sorry.

This is too much for me.

I just want to be with you.

We don't have to do this.

-But what about your orgasm? -It'll come when the time is right.

I can live without it. I've lived without it up till now.

Should we take a trip?

Yeah.

Good idea.

I've been thinking about getting a new apartment.

Yeah. And we could finally get a dog.

A beagle. I've always wanted a beagle.

Beagles are good.

Linnea.

I've never loved anyone as much as I loved you.

But I think now you have to do what you want.

I thought you left.

What do you want?