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Linnea. What are you looking for?

What are you looking for? Linnea...

-Linnea. What are you looking for? -You mean, what do I want?

-Have you been tied up before? -Many times.

But never...very tight.

-Why don't I start with a basic tie? -Sounds good.

Good.

Once I start, I like to move fast.

Surrender to the situation. Let's agree on a safe word.

Do I take my sweatshirt off?

People usually want to feel the ropes on their skin.

What safe word would you like? A colour?

A politician's name? Biden? Marin and Trump are popular.

-Let's take Biden. -Biden is good.

-Yes. -If you want to stop, say the word.

Biden.

You can take your pants off. If you want to.

All right. Namaste.

Put the book away.

In English?

Book...

Book, off.

'Book' was right. 'Away' would be better.

-Then there's a magic word 'please'. -Book away, please.

Am I going to Dad's after the concert?

-After what? -The violin concert. It's today.

It's next Sunday.

Who's right about schedules more often? I am.

You are.

Dad and Tiina are coming too.

-Why is she coming? -She wants to.

-You can't avoid meeting her forever. -But this is so sudden.

Right. You and Dad divorced 5 years ago.

To be exact, 5 years, 5 days, 4 weeks and 12 hours.

Eat now.

How do you feel about your life at the moment?

Pretty okay.

-What do you long for? -Feeling liberated, maybe.

Okay.

Let go. Free yourself.

What was it...Biden!

Biden, Joe. President of the United States.

-I'll untie the ropes. -Got it.

-Is everything alright with you? -Yeah, I...Everything's alright.

It's natural to get turned on when you're tied up.

Oh. I didn't...I came here because of something else.

-Okay. -I'm a director.

I'm directing this...

feminist erotic film.

I wanted to ask you if you'd be interested in performing,

even though there's no bondage in it.

As you can see, this place is flooded with light.

Wow.

-Are you looking for a party venue? -In a way.

How much is this?

It's 800 euros per day. Take your time and look around.

-What do you think? -The light is amazing.

We might need a couple more lamps.

-Are you going to film something? -Yes.

Do we need a bed here?

-They can do it by the window. -Isn't it physically challenging?

Shagging is always physically challenging.

-Maybe they won't f**k at all. -What?

Most women don't climax from f**king alone.

Maybe they do it in the end, if the woman wants to.

Listen.

For a long time, I thought there was something wrong with me.

I've been married forever, and my husband has f**ked me

in all possible positions, but I never had an orgasm.

I have to admit I've faked them.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God...

From the left.

-How could he have known? -How?

Now we have a lot more toys and oral sex.

-Good. -Yeah.

So, will you take it?

-She sounded like a potential viewer. -Oh, yes.

I have to go. Onni has a violin concert.

You sound excited.

Olavi's new woman is there. Tiina.

Haven't they been together for ages?

I don't want to see her.

-Sari, she might be really nice. -She can't.

Olavi is the love of my life.

-Is he really? -Yes.

Sari, he dumped you and married Tiina.

He was struggling.

Olavi is deep and sometimes melancholy.

When he was young, he used to write these amazing poems.

I read them and cried, even though I didn't always understand them.

He wore black...

Sari. Maybe you should meet Tiina without preconceptions.

No.

-Sari. You can even become friends. -No, we can't.

-Sari. -What?

Move on!

-By the way, what's Sofia's rate? -5,000.

-Excuse me, what? -That's what she wants.

5,000. What the hell?

Come on now!

(Apply for a loan! Quick and easy!)

Sari! Sari!

We kept a seat for you. Come here.

Hi.

I've been waiting so long to meet you.

These blended family things aren't always easy,

but Onni is such a great kid that I thought you must be too.

-You didn't have to reserve a seat. -Nonsense.

Come. You can sit here.

Welcome to Matinlaakso Music School's concert.

We'll hear musical pieces chosen by the students themselves

and the stories behind them.

First up is Onni Nieminen. His instrument is violin.

Go, Onni!

Good evening.

I'll be playing 'Spring' from Vivaldi's 'The Four Seasons'.

I'd like to dedicate this to my mum.

And because it's about birth and new life,

I'd like to dedicate it also to my stepmum and my future sibling.

He's such a wonderful kid!

Do you know what, darling? You were the best.

The greatest and most amazing. I'm so proud of you.

-Thanks, Mum. -See you in 2 days.

-Eat your dad's candy! -Bye.

Have fun! Bye.

-It was great to finally meet you. -Likewise.

-Bye. -Bye.

Do you have a moment? The concert was fantastic.

Yes, it was.

Onni's living arrangement has worked so well

that I've been wondering what we'll do next.

What do you mean?

What would be the best place for Onni?

-Our house is spacious and... -What are you talking about?

Your work. People might talk.

We're becoming a family.

I quit that work.

-You did? -Yes. No more at this age.

I quit, just like you. Later!

Is everything okay?

What, honey?

-Let go. -What was it...

-Biden! -What?

Biden.

(Unfortunately, we can't issue you a loan.)

F**k!

Sari.

-Good morning. -Morning.

-You cut your hair? -No, I didn't.

It's amazing what a little trim can do.

This garden, for example, was one huge bush.

I gave it love and healed it.

Jaska, we're neighbours... Or actually friends.

Did you know that I got fired?

Oh, no. Sorry to hear that.

On the other hand, it might be a good thing.

Oh.

Sari, your work was awful for you.

You might not see it now, but you were a victim.

All those horrible, big, ferocious, hairless guys

who exploited you.

Which reminds me...

-Could you lend me some money? -Sure.

-5,000. -I'll transfer it.

-Seriously, Jaska. Thank you. -Not a problem. Not at all.

Would you like to come over for brunch?

(They're not getting daily briefings, but they've got to want to fight.)

(President of the US Joe Biden will pay a state visit to France.)

Hot, right?

The silver fox of the United States.

-What? -I wouldn't be surprised.

-What? -If you liked older men.

-Daddy issues. -'A little' older?

-Biden is, like, 123 years old. -You mumbled something last night.

Something like, 'Biden, Biden, oh.'

I must've watched too much news.

But you do have a complex father-daughter relationship.

-A strong and domineering father. -Domineering?

-What is it...the Oedipus complex. -Yuck!

-Freud talked about it. -F**k Freud!

Any woman would want Ismo.

-I don't want to f**k my own father. -I didn't say that.

But many would like to. He's charismatic.

-Do you want to f**k my dad? -No.

Well, then.

Eggs Benedict.

Thank you.

Mum! Do you want eggs Benedict?

No.

-You live with your mother? -This is only temporary.

-Mum was sick... -Cancer!

Yes, cancer!

-Tit cancer. -Yes, Mum, tit cancer.

I'm very sorry.

Mum and her tits are better already.

This is me. I like to take care of people.

Waffles?

Why don't I eat this first?

Brie?

What are those?

A storyboard. I sent it to you.

There's a strong female gaze in it.

Oh, is this a dyke film?

Not female gays. Gaze.

Gaze. Female gaze.

-Hi, I'm Linnea. -Where's the money shot?

-Jizz. Cum. Climax. -There won't be one in this film.

The focus is on the woman's pleasure.

Who wants to see that?

I do, for example.

And many others who feel

that patriarchy is harmful and oppresses everyone.

You, too, Keke. You're being oppressed.

True.

When's lunch?

Keke. I'm so happy you're here.

-All right. -Sari.

You said Keke is an inventive and experienced professional.

-He is. -And apparently hungry.

Hungry for work.

Sofia and Anton are here. We should discuss their boundaries.

Boundaries?

-Where did you draw the line? -What line? Bikini line?

Consent. Where can others touch you? Is everyone healthy?

We don't even have an intimacy coordinator here. You have to...

I'll take care of it. Let's go.

How are our stars doing?

-Great. I'm excited. -We're going to have fun.

-Do we have toys, by the way? -Sure.

-Linnea, show them. -Sure.

Let's see your STD test results.

Good. Anton is always healthy.

-Use a condom. I mean, if you f**k. -Got it.

If you change your mind, you can say so.

You know each other's boundaries, right?

These are fantastic, these...

-Plugs. -Yes, plugs.

-Is that lube? -No, it's hand sanitiser!

I once ended up disinfecting my lady bits with it,

and I'll remember it forever.

Here's the lube.

-I'd like to shower. -Great idea.

Don't use cold water. See you soon.

Sweet!

-I don't know what I'm doing. -Just breathe.

I sent 'Visual Pleasures and Narrative Cinema' to Keke,

but he hasn't read it.

-He lights pussies well. -What?

-In close shots. -Sari.

Linnea. I understand you.

When I made my first film, I was so nervous I almost threw up.

-You can do this. -Okay.

It would've been good to discuss them.

-What? -Boundaries. My boundaries.

But now we'll do this. And we'll do it well.

We'll do it right.

-Okay. -Okay.

-Okay. -You can do it!

The pussy will be right there.

Hi, everyone.

I'm Linnea, the director.

This film is about the main character Sofia's desire,

but the intention is not to objectify the man.

F**k...

I hope the actors will communicate with us and with each other.

Sofia?

May I tell Anton how to make me come? If I want to come.

Sure. Of course.

Scene one, take one.

Camera. Action.

Keke, don't shoot just the butt. Follow the storyboard!

Don't just shoot the butt.

-This is porn. -Porn that Linnea is directing.

You can't shoot anything these days.

Keep going. Keke will take close shots.

Then the last shot.

-Put your finger on my clit. -Sweet...

Keke, take a wider shot.

That's it, Anton.

-Keke. -Wait. Let's take one more.

-Thanks. That's it. -A towel!

-Excellent job. -She squirted right in my face!

You got your money shot after all. Congrats.

Fantastic!

It's a wrap!

-Drink water and eat protein. -Why not.

I want to make sure you feel everything went well.

-Everything went really well. -The best work day in a while.

In addition to the day when I got to tie you up.

Sweet.

-Ville. -What, honey?

Do you still use your climbing ropes?

Sometimes.

I mean...

-These aren't too tight, are they? -No.

Then I'll put this around you... like this.

And...one moment, please.

Okay. Should I put this under or over this rope?

-Ville, could you talk a little... -Yes.

You slut. Get on your knees, you slut.

I'll tie you up, you skanky slut.

-Talk a little less. -Oh. Sorry.

I...I don't think you're a slut. That was role play.

-We're completely equal. -Yes, I know.

-Continue. -Yes.

-Ouch, my shoulder. -Right.

Good morning.

-Has Keke come in? -Not yet.

He must be sleeping in. He had a shoot yesterday.

No, he didn't. He had a day off.

It was some personal project.

With whom?

Well, I saw him talking to Sari in the parking lot last week.

She has her own company now.

-(Hello?) -Keke. Raita.

You. At the office. Now.