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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:28,360 Man, what a great day. Like a beach day or something. 2 00:00:28,620 --> 00:00:31,820 I'm probably just going to hit that. Oh, hey, what's up, Lexis? 3 00:00:32,020 --> 00:00:33,900 Oh, hey. I'm just working on my trick. 4 00:00:34,180 --> 00:00:36,220 Nice. And so how are they going? 5 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:40,220 Pretty good. I think I'm confident that I can do it on stage now. 6 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:43,400 What? Get out of here. How freaking cool. Good for you. 7 00:00:45,620 --> 00:00:48,120 Do you want me to try one on you? 8 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:49,960 Yeah, I love tricks. 9 00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:51,300 Let's do it. Okay. 10 00:00:52,340 --> 00:00:53,340 How exciting. 11 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:57,660 So pick a card, any card. Okay. 12 00:00:58,400 --> 00:00:59,299 Any card? 13 00:00:59,300 --> 00:01:01,840 Yeah. And then put it back in the pile. Okay. 14 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:04,060 Now don't try to look at it. 15 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:05,759 No, I won't. 16 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:06,760 Okay. 17 00:01:07,020 --> 00:01:08,020 All right. 18 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:13,660 Okay. All right. 19 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:15,700 Exciting. 20 00:01:22,620 --> 00:01:25,370 Okay. Now... Pick a number, 1 through 20. 21 00:01:25,890 --> 00:01:27,050 Number 1 through 20. 22 00:01:27,330 --> 00:01:29,870 All right, how about 13? 23 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:31,610 13? Yeah. 24 00:01:31,950 --> 00:01:33,050 Are you sure? 25 00:01:34,450 --> 00:01:35,690 Yeah, I'm sure. 26 00:01:37,010 --> 00:01:39,390 You can change it. Are you sure, sure? 27 00:01:39,890 --> 00:01:40,890 Oh, man. 28 00:01:41,010 --> 00:01:45,030 Magic tricks are so... Yeah, no, but I'm sure. I'm going to keep 13. 29 00:01:45,530 --> 00:01:46,530 Okay. 30 00:01:51,990 --> 00:01:53,450 Okay, is this your card? 31 00:01:53,900 --> 00:01:54,900 Oh, my God. 32 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:56,900 No, that's not my card, though. 33 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:58,280 Oh. 34 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:02,180 Huh. I guess I'm doing something wrong. I just need some practice. 35 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:03,920 Uh, yeah, probably. 36 00:02:04,380 --> 00:02:07,020 But, I mean, your presentation is spot on. 37 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:13,020 Um, why do you always kind of, like, come up with this get -rich -quick 38 00:02:13,020 --> 00:02:14,020 anyway? 39 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:17,560 Um, because it's better than getting a real job. 40 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:21,100 I just clearly need to practice some more. 41 00:02:21,710 --> 00:02:24,310 I hear you. It is better than getting a real job, that's for sure. 42 00:02:25,250 --> 00:02:26,250 Yeah. 43 00:02:26,350 --> 00:02:28,670 So, do you maybe want me to try another one on you? 44 00:02:29,210 --> 00:02:32,770 Uh, yeah, for sure. I'm going to the beach later, but I got some time. 45 00:02:33,290 --> 00:02:38,090 Okay, well, let's make it more interesting and make a bet. 46 00:02:38,370 --> 00:02:39,370 A bet, huh? 47 00:02:39,650 --> 00:02:41,170 Yeah. That is more interesting. 48 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:42,730 Okay, what do you have in mind? 49 00:02:43,170 --> 00:02:47,490 So, if I get your card right, you have to take me on an all -expense -paid 50 00:02:47,490 --> 00:02:48,490 shopping spree. 51 00:02:48,590 --> 00:02:49,950 Wow, all expenses paid. 52 00:02:50,190 --> 00:02:56,270 You can be pretty pricey. Okay, okay, that's if you get the card right. But 53 00:02:56,270 --> 00:02:58,170 happens if you don't get the card right? 54 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:01,070 I'll give you a massage. 55 00:03:02,590 --> 00:03:05,510 You know me very well. You know I love massages. 56 00:03:06,250 --> 00:03:08,070 Let me think. 57 00:03:09,470 --> 00:03:10,810 Doing some math here. 58 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:13,690 I don't know. I feel like getting a massage. 59 00:03:15,150 --> 00:03:18,830 Probably cheaper than it would cost to take you on a shopping spree. 60 00:03:19,970 --> 00:03:22,930 Well, I can give you a special massage. 61 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:25,890 Okay. Special, huh? 62 00:03:26,550 --> 00:03:28,570 Alright, what do you mean by that? 63 00:03:30,270 --> 00:03:31,270 With my mouth. 64 00:03:31,910 --> 00:03:34,490 What? Are you serious right now? 65 00:03:34,890 --> 00:03:38,890 Yeah, I'm serious. I'm pretty confident in my skills, though, so I know I won't 66 00:03:38,890 --> 00:03:39,769 lose to you. 67 00:03:39,770 --> 00:03:42,650 Wow. That's almost a bet I can't refuse. 68 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:48,500 Okay, but if we do this, it's a total secret, right? We're not going to tell 69 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:50,280 anybody? No, of course, of course. 70 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:53,280 All right, fuck it, I'm game. Let's do it. Cool. 71 00:03:53,740 --> 00:03:54,740 Wow. 72 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:56,440 This is more exciting. That's crazy. 73 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:58,360 Yeah. 74 00:03:58,860 --> 00:04:03,580 Okay, so pick another card, don't let me see it, and then put it back in the 75 00:04:03,580 --> 00:04:04,580 pile. All right. 76 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:10,480 Okay, I took two cards, but I'll just take the top one. Okay. 77 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:12,240 All right. 78 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:16,620 That didn't throw you off that I took two cards, right? You can still do the 79 00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:18,040 trick? I don't know. I got this. 80 00:04:18,260 --> 00:04:19,980 Okay. I like your confidence. 81 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,860 Every good magician needs good confidence. 82 00:04:25,260 --> 00:04:28,220 Okay. Now, pick another number, 1 through 20. 83 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:33,880 All right. Well, 13 kind of sucked for you, and I'm trying to be cool. How 84 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:34,880 12? 85 00:04:35,540 --> 00:04:37,400 Okay. We will do 12. 86 00:04:38,980 --> 00:04:40,260 This is the moment of truth. 87 00:04:43,790 --> 00:04:45,290 Is this your card? 88 00:04:45,650 --> 00:04:46,830 Oh, my God. 89 00:04:47,490 --> 00:04:48,990 No. What? 90 00:04:49,270 --> 00:04:50,750 Nope, not even close, girl. 91 00:04:51,470 --> 00:04:53,990 Seriously? Yeah, I'm serious. Sorry. 92 00:04:54,610 --> 00:04:55,810 Looks like you lost. 93 00:04:56,510 --> 00:05:01,490 I guess I'm doing something wrong. I just really need to practice more. 94 00:05:01,790 --> 00:05:02,429 All right. 95 00:05:02,430 --> 00:05:05,870 Well, don't stress. I think you're doing really fine. I love your presentation. 96 00:05:06,490 --> 00:05:07,490 Thank you. 97 00:05:07,630 --> 00:05:13,750 Yeah, do you want to maybe do a little bit of practicing and rehearse a little 98 00:05:13,750 --> 00:05:17,650 more and I'll play you again later? We can do like a two out of three or 99 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:18,650 something. 100 00:05:18,790 --> 00:05:21,370 Um, yeah, but a bet is a bet. 101 00:05:22,190 --> 00:05:23,190 Pull your dick out. 102 00:05:23,750 --> 00:05:27,030 What? No way. Were you serious about this? 103 00:05:27,250 --> 00:05:30,010 I mean, I was serious about this. Shopping spree, so. 104 00:05:31,610 --> 00:05:34,190 Wow. I mean, I guess that's true. 105 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:38,460 I mean, okay, let's do this. 106 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:45,580 Why don't you pay out for your debt now and then practice some more and 107 00:05:45,580 --> 00:05:49,780 I'll play you again. See if you can win your shopping spree after all. 108 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:51,320 Okay, sounds good. 109 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:53,960 Okay, well, if you're down, I'm down. 110 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:57,800 Yay. 111 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:16,440 Oh hell yeah. 112 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:19,960 I love magic tricks. 113 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:23,340 Oh yeah. 114 00:06:27,340 --> 00:06:29,500 Let me see no hands, just your mouth. 115 00:06:30,820 --> 00:06:32,040 Yeah, like that. 116 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:35,880 Now I see your pretty eyes. 117 00:06:36,780 --> 00:06:37,780 Yeah. 118 00:06:39,020 --> 00:06:40,320 Yeah, like that. 119 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:43,620 Oh. 120 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:08,120 How much of that dick can you put in your mouth? Let's see. 121 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:09,760 Oh, yeah. 122 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:11,860 Yeah, good girl. 123 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:13,860 Oof. 124 00:08:45,610 --> 00:08:48,050 Oh yeah, so good. 125 00:09:31,050 --> 00:09:32,050 Oh, yeah. 126 00:09:34,650 --> 00:09:37,510 Oh, fuck yeah. Fuck 127 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:41,790 yeah. 128 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:45,150 Mm -hmm. 129 00:09:46,370 --> 00:09:47,370 Oh. 130 00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:03,250 Oh yeah. 131 00:10:07,790 --> 00:10:09,050 Fucking delicious. 132 00:10:11,870 --> 00:10:13,110 Oh yeah. 133 00:10:20,650 --> 00:10:22,870 Oh, you're good at paying off your debts. 134 00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:28,060 Okay, I know our bet wasn't for pussy, but, uh... You 135 00:11:28,060 --> 00:11:29,220 down to let me get some pussy? 136 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:31,600 Yeah. 137 00:11:31,860 --> 00:11:33,100 All right. Let's go. 138 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:34,520 Let me see that booty. 139 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:36,400 Stand up. 140 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,440 I want to see that booty. 141 00:11:39,260 --> 00:11:41,780 Yeah. Oh, my God, yeah. 142 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:44,900 Oh, look at this. 143 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:02,640 Fuck. 144 00:15:22,890 --> 00:15:23,890 Oof. 145 00:15:56,370 --> 00:15:58,090 Yes. Hell yeah. 146 00:16:00,570 --> 00:16:01,910 Yeah, hell yeah. 147 00:16:04,990 --> 00:16:06,210 Oh, that's so good. 148 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:10,050 Oh, fuck yeah. 149 00:16:13,010 --> 00:16:14,110 Oh, hell yeah. 150 00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:16,930 That looks so good too. 151 00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:36,180 Whoa, so good. 152 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,100 Here we go. 153 00:16:43,980 --> 00:16:49,700 Here we go. 154 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,080 Here we go. 155 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,120 Oh yeah. 156 00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:39,120 Oh that pussy looks so good. 157 00:18:06,090 --> 00:18:07,090 Oh yeah. 158 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,970 Yeah, that's so good. 159 00:18:55,330 --> 00:18:56,510 Yeah, that's good. 160 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:18,640 Yeah, give me that. 161 00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:36,920 Oh, you're so good at that. 162 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,600 Oh, yeah. 163 00:20:45,540 --> 00:20:51,200 All right, I want to fuck you some more, but I want to fuck your ass. 164 00:21:34,220 --> 00:21:35,220 Ooh, just like that. 165 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:37,340 Exactly like that. 166 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:39,480 Fuck yeah. 167 00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:42,900 Yeah. 168 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,040 Yeah, that's good. 169 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:49,740 Yeah, right there, dude. 170 00:21:50,580 --> 00:21:51,740 Yeah, just like that. 171 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,380 Oh my God, yeah. 172 00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:35,540 Yes. 173 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,740 Yeah, just like that. 174 00:22:38,580 --> 00:22:41,220 Yeah, that's a good girl too, just like that. 175 00:22:42,140 --> 00:22:43,180 Nice and slow. 176 00:22:44,140 --> 00:22:47,660 I can feel your fucking pussy all over me. Oh, yeah. 177 00:22:48,940 --> 00:22:50,880 Oh, look at this, this fucking hole. 178 00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:53,100 Yeah. 179 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,400 Oh, yeah. 180 00:22:58,080 --> 00:22:59,140 Fuck, that's good. 181 00:23:36,340 --> 00:23:37,340 Thank you. 182 00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:22,560 Alright, well I guess you should go practice some more and if we could make 183 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:23,560 another bed later, huh? 11627