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Hey, remind me to send your cousin

a thank you card for this thing.

Oh will do, my people take foosball very seriously.

Jews like foosball?

No, no, no, no, no my Italian side.

I held a foosball handle

even before I started shaving my back.

Yeah, baby!

Okay you know what, I just don't understand this.

I was the foosball champ

at my uncle's bar on College Street.

In prep school, I once held table

for 42 consecutive victories

without even stopping to use the bathroom.

- Whatever. - Yeah, whatever.

Hey guys.

Oh, oh...

I just came in to tell you

that my relationship with Tim O'Regan is over,

I'm gonna break up with him.

- Yeah. - Oh no.

Yes, I don't know what I was thinking.

Dating a guy almost twice my age

and a partner at the firm, no less.

- Drop please. - Sure.

Tim is a self-obsessed egomaniac.

He never asked how my day was, he only talks about himself

and whenever I try to talk, he always interrupts-

You gotta stop going after those daddy types, Robin.

If you're a 48-year-old partner

with a summer home, Porsche, and no family,

my guess is there's a bit of a me issue.

I need somebody who cares about who I am.

Somebody who understands what I'm all about.

Robin, you know, this breakup with Tim

is gonna be hard on you,

but I want you to know that Clark and I are here for you

every step of the way.

Go, go, go, goal!

I scored.

It's still eight one for me, so don't get too excited.

♪ One, two, three, four

♪ All hail the workin' man

♪ He's got the world in hand

♪ Long live the workin' man

♪ The work is never done

♪ Way-Oh, way-oh

♪ I am the working man

♪ Through the night to the morning sun ♪

♪ Oh I am the working man

♪ The work is never done

♪ Way-Oh, way-oh

♪ Way-Oh, way

♪ We want the workin' man

♪ Always there with a helping hand ♪

♪ Wait for the workin' man

♪ The work is never done

♪ All hail the workin' man

♪ Always there just in time

♪ All hail the workin' man

♪ It's never frickin' done

So how did Tim take the old heave hoe?

Well, I haven't exactly fully

broken up with him as of yet.

A-ha avoiding an awkward confrontation, huh?

I respect that.

No, it's just that breaking up is a delicate thing.

I'll handle it carefully, in due time.

Right...

Yeah, no Robin, trust me on this one,

you gotta do it right away.

Well, when did you become the breakup expert?

If I recall correctly, you broke up

with your last girlfriend over the phone.

That's not too bad.

- To her mother. - Ah.

Eat that cannoli boy.

Swear to God Robin, if you beat me one more time,

I'm gonna have to turn my balls in.

Alright Robin, you're going down.

What are you talking about?

No, no, no we had a series going.

Hey, king of the hill, is king of the hill.

When one of you beats me,

you can restart your little series.

Well, Robin, as Neil Sedaka says,

"Breaking up is hard to do."

Neil Sedaka?

I recommend using a technique

I've perfected over the years.

Just remain cold and distant till he breaks up with you.

Clark, do you have a near sociopathic lack of conscience.

Thank you.

I know Robin well enough to know

that if she doesn't break up with Tim ASAP,

the tension's just gonna build up inside her

until she gets so freaked out,

she won't be able to do it anymore.

I'm in the room, you know.

The room you need to be in is Tim's office.

I hate it when you're right, Sam.

What are you gonna do?

Well, when I see you guys next, I will be single again.

You go girl.

Okay I thought she'd never leave.

Let's do this thing.

- All right. - Game on.

Look, I've been waiting for like half an hour,

is he still on that call?

It's been 17 minutes.

Wow this is like the longest phone call in legal history.

Well, Tim is a very important partner

here at Fagen & Harrison, he has many important phone calls

that last an extremely long time.

Busy, busy, busy, busy.

Okay guys, I don't mind being referee for now,

but I wanna play at some point.

Yeah, yeah Stu, don't worry about it.

This is the deciding game in our best 12 of 23 series.

Once I obliterate the mange cake,

you're next on the chopping block, baby.

Good.

Stu, if you drop the ball on Sam side again,

you're gonna be spending the next six months

in a windowless data room.

Perfectly fair drop, Clark.

So heard Robin and Tim are breaking up, huh?

Jesus, the body isn't even cold yet, Stu,

how'd you find out so fast?

I don't have much of a life.

Well, I gotta say, it's gonna be nice

having Robin back on the single side.

Really, why would that be?

Get your mind outta the gutter, tea bagger.

All I meant was it's gonna be nice

having the unattached trio back together again.

It always feels kinda lopsided when one of us has a mate.

Jesus.

Hey, you wanna know what I'm thinking?

No.

I'm thinking that maybe you've had

a latent crush on Robin for some time.

- No. - Yeah.

And now with the news of her imminent singledom,

this firming desire is about to poke its bulbous,

albeit tiny head out.

That sounds dirty.

I meant it to be emasculating.

Okay listen to me white boy,

I do not like Robin that way.

She's my colleague and my good friend, and that's it.

Colleague and a friend, and that's it.

Okay, let's play.

Colleague and a friend.

God, this little mini table's such bullshit.

I'm totally unbeatable on a regulation size table.

Goal.

Oh shit no!

Now that was emasculating.

Okay, look, this is ridiculous.

I have a lot of work to do

and how the hell could one phone call take this long?

Aw, I'm very sorry, Robin.

No you're not.

- Yes I am. - No you're not.

You're doing this just to spite me.

Now I have something very important to talk to Tim about

and I think you'd wanna hear what I have to say.

I told you Robin, he's a very...

You cannot go in there.

I do not appreciate you without permission.

I'm very important, it's not appropriate behavior.

Tim, we need to talk.

Oh my.

Well that's fucking great.

Just dropped dead at his desk,

they think it was a heart attack.

Yeah that's what gets most of us

in our line of work, that in the gout.

He still had the phone to his ear.

Robin, come here for a second.

Listen, are you doing alright?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Really, you sure?

- Yep. - Okay.

All right so you just, you just, you know,

broke up with him and then he up and croaked?

Cause that's impressive.

No, I never said a word to him.

He was dead before I walked into his office.

Nice.

I mean, with all due respect to the recently deceased,

now you don't have to deal with an awkward breakup scene.

You know what, I never thought of that.

Yeah.

That's like a really awful thing to say. Clark,

what's the matter with you?

I'm a product of my environment.

Listen, listen Robin.

Dealing with the death of an intimate is difficult.

And I know you, Robin, I do.

I know you and pretty soon you're gonna start feeling guilty

that you didn't talk to Tim earlier

and then, oh God then you're gonna realize

you didn't get closure and that's just gonna

start eating away at you like a sewer rat.

Thanks for the kind words, buddy.

Well, somebody's suddenly an expert

in matters of the heart.

I'm more of an expert in matters of the Robin,

the girl's an open book to me.

And still you deny your obvious feelings

for the lovely attorney.

Okay Clark, don't start with me, seriously.

- Hey Cam. - Yes, Sam.

I was just...

How you doing with the whole Tim thing?

Oh well thanks for asking, Sam, I'm fine.

Good.

It's been a challenge, this being my first

on-premises death, but-

Of course it would be.

We're all gonna be just fine.

That's good to hear.

Do you know what's gonna happen to Tim's office?

Well, thank you for waiting a whole 42 minutes

before rummaging through Tim's pockets.

But if you really must know,

it'll be kept empty for the time being out of respect.

Plus who's gonna want it?

I know, I know this must be

a very difficult time for you.

Thank you for your kind words, Maxine.

I know what it's like to lose someone special

and also what it's like to be professionally dependent

on a senior man in the firm,

being Mr. Fagen's secretary and what have you.

Maxine, Tim didn't give me

any special treatment while we were dating.

I'm a good lawyer and I intend

to rise through the ranks on merit.

Whatever you say sweetheart, oh.

No I'm serious, Maxine.

I was never professionally dependent on Tim.

I was actually going to his office to break up with him

when I found him dead.

You know, the first stage is always denial, huh?

Gimme a hug, gimme a hug.

It's all right, it's all right, I get it.

It's okay.

Thanks Maxine.

I am absolutely fed up

with having to be the grieving widow.

Based on how he treated me, there was no way to know

how strong Tim's feelings were for me.

You know, I don't even think he knew my last name.

Fuckin-A. - Got some!

I thought you said you were unbeatable

on a regulation size table.

It's you, you're dead weight Claxton.

Play some D you fuckin' sieve.

And I'm also sick of people implying

that Tim was helping my career.

That's beyond insulting, you know?

I mean, I can't even begin to describe

how angry that makes me.

Well, I hate to say I told you so, Robin,

but this is what I meant when I said

it would start eating you up inside.

Well, what the hell am I supposed to do about it Dr. Phil?

You need closure.

Oh, sorry, sorry just Stu.

Hey now big game here.

Mind if I get in?

You guys said if I help bring it up that I could play.

Oh you know, I just remembered I have a shit load

of resolutions to draft up with the Clement-Payne merger.

Stu, be a good guy and go take care of that for me.

Oh...

Oh you know what'd be good for you Stu?

If you started working on those documents

for the Sandberg refinancing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, why would that be good for me?

You never question your mentor, Stu.

Get outta here, get to work, come on.

Whoa, whoa.

God if he doesn't finish my work,

I'm gonna be in all weekend.

Ah, that's what I'm talking about bitches!

This game is like therapy for me.

So how long do you guys think

we're gonna be able to keep the playroom alive?

You know what, I think we should make a secrecy pact

right here and right now so that we may preserve

this little piece of heaven amidst the hell

we call Fagen & Harrison.

Everybody in favor say goal.

We're not saying goal.

Well then the pack's not sealed.

It's sealed you wanker.

How are you holding up?

I'm fine Cam, really.

I just talked to Maxine,

she told me what a horrible time you're having with this.

You know, it's not a good thing

for you to hold your grief in Robin.

But I'm-

I'm pulling you off the Capital Five deal

to give you some time to process.

But I've been working for months on that deal,

that deal was gonna crater and I held it together.

It's okay Robin, now is a time for healing.

There's going to be a memorial in Tim's honor

in Boardroom C this afternoon,

everyone thinks you should say a few words.

Actually, I...

I think I may be too emotional for that kind of thing, Kim.

Nonsense.

Expressing your grief in front of people

is just the thing for you right now.

Plus no one else wants to do it.

Oh God.

In your face!

Oh Jesus H.

So now not only is everyone treating me

like I'm a mourning and suggesting

that Tim was helping my career but because he's dead,

I'm being taken off deals I've worked my ass off on.

Ass off on?

- Ass off on. - Ass off on.

Add to the fact that Cam wants me

to speak at the memorial this afternoon.

Face, again.

I love her more with every goal.

Switch 'em up?

You know, I know you don't like to listen to me, Robin,

but like I said, you need closure and this memorial

is the perfect opportunity for you to get it.

Yes well, Sam, as you know, public speaking

is my absolute favorite thing to do.

Clark, your thoughts?

Yeah you know, there's no way you're gonna be able

to get outta speaking to that memorial

without seeming like a cold-hearted bitch.

Yeah, mothafucker!

Bitch.

Alright, I'll speak at the memorial,

but you guys have to be there with me.

If I have some friendly faces in the crowd,

I might actually be able to get

through this without vomiting.

Oh Robin, of course we'll be there for you.

Yeah of course.

Nobody wants to see you vomit.

No.

Good.

Hey why do I have to go to the stupid memorial, huh?

You're the one who was the hots for her.

Okay for the millionth time,

I do not have the hots for her.

He does not have the hots for her.

Besides, we're both her friends,

we should both be there for support.

Well, what if we're not done our series by then?

Oh yeah, dream on douche bag.

I'll have fuckin' kicked your ass

long before the memorial starts.

I respectfully disagree.

Stu, drop the ball.

All right but then I'm playing after this game.

Of course, yeah.

- Players ready? - Yeah.

And it goes without say that Lipschitz

was as talented and attorney as he was a pinochle player.

We'll all miss you Louie.

Louie, you're alive?

Where's that 50 bucks you owe me your lit fuck bastard.

You're next.

Knock him dead kid, oh...

Gimme hug, it's a hug.

Oh, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

Game point, Sam, game point.

Yeah baby!

Welcome to Clarkstown.

I'm not kidding around anymore, you fuckin' limey bastard.

Gimme how you got, you midget guinea.

- Keep it down! - Get get, get him!

Keep it down!

All right, game point.

Tim was a very clean person.

He showered so often.

He also loved the law, I think.

Well I guess he did, I mean, all he did was work.

♪ It's the eye of the tiger

♪ It's the thrill of the fight

♪ Risin' up to the challenge of our rival (guys shouting) ♪

♪ And the last known survivor

♪ Stalks his prey in the night

♪ And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger ♪

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

This is it, 49 games to 49 games.

This is it for all the marbles now

and then I get to play, right?

Oh yeah, yeah.

Alright, let's go, let's do this.

Wait a second, wait a second, what time is it?

Shouldn't we go to the memorial?

Ah, we'll make it lover boy.

Drop it in Stu.

Look, Tim and I never really had much of a connection,

if you wanna know the truth

and he never helped my career no matter what you think.

When I found him dead in his office,

I was actually about to break up with him.

And the one thing I regret

was that I could not do it while he was alive.

Tim, it's not you, it's me

but I think we should see other people.

There, closer.

Wow.

And as a final tribute, I think we should all go

to Tim's office right now and pay our last respects.

I think this was an excellent idea, absolutely touching.

Well, Kim, all about closure.

We think Tim would've...

He would've wanted it this way.

Who's Tim?

Aye Allah, one minute please, sorry.

Got I'm gonna miss that table.

Yeah, we had some good times together.

Unfortunately, someone here had to break a pact,

she made rat out her friends,

and put an end to those good times.

Well, if someone's friends hadn't missed the memorial

they promised they'd be at,

someone wouldn't have done what she did.

And don't gimme crap about the pack,

there were like 30 people in room.

Yes, please, thank you kibitzing on your own time.

Thank you very much.

Kiss, kiss.

Zoltan, how about a quick game?

You know I loved that table

just as much as you guys did.

Robin, oh god.

Oh, shut up. - What?

She loves it.

Yeah!

Sweet! - Bastard goalie!

See this game's about composure, Zoltan.

I'll give you fucking composure, you have baby genitals!

You have the genital of GI Joe.

How? - Sweet!

Game, set, match!

♪ Mr. Zoltan loses

♪ Mr. Zoltan loses to the Stu

Stop. ♪ To the Stu

Stop it. ♪ Game, set, match

Best, two of three.

♪ So many times it happens too fast ♪

♪ You change your passion for glory ♪

♪ Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past ♪

♪ You must fight just to keep them alive ♪

♪ It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight ♪

♪ And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger ♪