Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:42,124 --> 00:00:45,327
Dude, you were right cartman!
Your uncle Roy has a sweet boat!
2
00:00:45,328 --> 00:00:48,202
Yeah, isn't this fun?
Just you and me hanging out, Stan.
3
00:00:48,237 --> 00:00:49,740
No stupid Kyle around.
4
00:00:49,775 --> 00:00:51,758
Man, I wish I could really drive this thing.
5
00:00:51,793 --> 00:00:52,749
You know how?
6
00:00:52,784 --> 00:00:53,739
Sure I do.
7
00:00:53,902 --> 00:00:56,878
Well here...
Roy keeps the keys in the glove box.
8
00:00:57,571 --> 00:00:59,478
Dude, I don't think your uncle would want us driving it.
9
00:00:59,804 --> 00:01:02,406
Nobody's gonna know,
we'll just drive it around the marina real quick.
10
00:01:02,441 --> 00:01:04,983
Look, if anything happens I'll take full responsibility.
11
00:01:09,234 --> 00:01:11,028
Okay, turn on the ignition...
12
00:01:12,616 --> 00:01:13,689
Awesome
13
00:01:19,181 --> 00:01:20,396
We are not moving.
14
00:01:24,170 --> 00:01:26,133
Maybe you have the parking brake on.
15
00:01:26,168 --> 00:01:30,863
Boats don't have parking brakes, dumbass.
They only have... oh wait, wait, neutral button!
16
00:01:33,689 --> 00:01:35,376
Ahhhh!!
17
00:01:35,797 --> 00:01:36,622
Other way, other way!
18
00:01:40,659 --> 00:01:42,243
Ahhh!!
19
00:01:44,406 --> 00:01:45,778
Jesus Christ!
20
00:01:45,936 --> 00:01:51,928
Stan, beaver dam!
Very large beaver dam, Stan!
21
00:02:10,858 --> 00:02:13,240
Oh dude.. oh Jesus..
22
00:02:14,406 --> 00:02:17,268
Dude, Stan, you are in serious trouble.
23
00:02:18,557 --> 00:02:20,800
You said you'd take responsibility to your uncle Roy.
24
00:02:20,835 --> 00:02:24,427
I don't even have an uncle Roy!
That was just some guy's boat I knew about.
25
00:02:24,462 --> 00:02:25,062
What ?
26
00:02:25,097 --> 00:02:27,780
Look, it's okay. We weren't here. This didn't happen.
27
00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:32,448
Okay? We were both at my house, all afternoon, playing tea party.
Okay? Now come on, we gotta bail!
28
00:02:33,083 --> 00:02:35,959
Oh God, I hope I didn't hurt any beavers.
29
00:02:36,349 --> 00:02:37,898
Dude come on, we gotta get out of here!
30
00:02:42,673 --> 00:02:49,016
With an eye on America and on today's events,
it's South Park: Evening News, with Tom Pusslicker.
31
00:02:50,048 --> 00:02:57,229
Crisis and fear tonight, as what appears to be a massive
flood has overtaken the town of Beaverton,
32
00:02:57,264 --> 00:03:00,625
Colorado, home of the world's largest beaver dam.
33
00:03:01,330 --> 00:03:05,342
Earlier today a break in the beaver dam,
which protected the town, broke open,
34
00:03:05,342 --> 00:03:08,532
trapping people in their houses and destroying their lives.
35
00:03:08,777 --> 00:03:10,920
Oh my gosh, those poor people!
36
00:03:11,317 --> 00:03:16,837
Tom, I'm currently 10 miles outside of Beaverton,
unable to get inside the town proper.
37
00:03:16,837 --> 00:03:23,554
We do not have any reports of fatalities yet,
but we believe that the death toll may be in the hundreds of millions.
38
00:03:23,554 --> 00:03:28,808
Beaverton has only a population of about eight thousand,
Tom, so this would be quite devastating.
39
00:03:28,808 --> 00:03:31,521
Any word on how the survivors in the town are doing, Mitch?
40
00:03:32,542 --> 00:03:36,399
We-we're not sure what exactly is going inside
the town of Beaverton, Tom,
41
00:03:36,399 --> 00:03:41,420
but we're reporting that there's looting, raping,
and yes, even acts of canibalism.
42
00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:45,403
My God, you've actually seen people looting,
raping and eating each other?
43
00:03:46,113 --> 00:03:49,437
No, no we haven't actually seen it,
Tom, we're just reporting it.
44
00:03:50,475 --> 00:03:52,329
Y'all done with your fish sticks, Stan?
45
00:03:52,329 --> 00:03:55,370
I'll help you Sharon.
Boy, that's just awful.
46
00:03:55,860 --> 00:04:00,996
In the nearby town of South Park,
the cause of the Beaverton flood is being investigated.
47
00:04:01,335 --> 00:04:03,687
That's right, we know whose fault this is.
48
00:04:03,687 --> 00:04:04,445
Oh oh...
49
00:04:04,794 --> 00:04:06,792
It's George Bush's fault!
50
00:04:06,792 --> 00:04:10,060
Yeah! George Bush doesn't care about beavers!
51
00:04:10,060 --> 00:04:14,824
George Bush didn't break that beaver dam!
It was terrorists and Al-Qaeda!
52
00:04:14,824 --> 00:04:19,073
They've been secretly building beaver dam WMD's for years now!
53
00:04:19,073 --> 00:04:21,991
Yeah, yeah! WMD's WMD's!
54
00:04:24,588 --> 00:04:28,771
Mom, dad...
they-they're gonna go help those people, right?
55
00:04:29,220 --> 00:04:34,138
I don't know. You know, to me it seems like the mayor of Beaverton
should have done something that dam years ago.
56
00:04:34,138 --> 00:04:38,349
Don't blame the mayor, Sharon. What about FEMA?
I think this whole thing is really their fault.
57
00:04:40,011 --> 00:04:44,875
Yeah, bu-but, s-somebody's gonna help
the people off their rooftops, right?
58
00:04:44,875 --> 00:04:49,571
That's not important right now, son.
What's important is figuring out whose fault this is.
59
00:04:58,574 --> 00:05:00,897
Dude, dude! Did you see the news last night?
60
00:05:01,229 --> 00:05:01,931
Yeah.
61
00:05:01,966 --> 00:05:04,244
You saw all those people trapped on their roofs?
62
00:05:04,279 --> 00:05:05,955
Yeah, that was pretty funny.
63
00:05:07,490 --> 00:05:11,168
Pretty funny?! Dude we did that!!
That was our fault.
64
00:05:11,168 --> 00:05:17,299
Hey hey, no way. We aren't the ones who built a town beneath
a giant beaver dam, okay? That's their fault!
65
00:05:17,299 --> 00:05:19,293
But they're trapped now and nobody's helping them.
66
00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,026
Well they should'a gotten out of there.
67
00:05:21,224 --> 00:05:22,662
Mabye they couldn't get out.
68
00:05:23,217 --> 00:05:24,374
We did.
69
00:05:24,956 --> 00:05:28,130
Dude, I-I just.. I-I don't know what to do here.
70
00:05:28,130 --> 00:05:32,033
Ah ah! I know what you're thinking, Stan.
You're thinking you're gonna tell Kyle.
71
00:05:32,033 --> 00:05:35,051
Look, I know you think he's your best friend,
but Kyle is a Jew rat.
72
00:05:35,051 --> 00:05:39,786
He has his Jew ethics, while he whores his greedy Jew gold,
and he will Jew you out if you tell him about this!
73
00:05:39,786 --> 00:05:43,860
Hey dudes. Sorry I couldn't make it yesterday.
What did you guys do?
74
00:05:45,163 --> 00:05:45,959
Nothing.
75
00:05:46,941 --> 00:05:48,152
Heh, totally.
76
00:05:48,653 --> 00:05:52,285
Hey everybody!
They just found out what caused the flood in Beaverton!
77
00:05:54,608 --> 00:05:55,852
Aww, crap!
78
00:05:57,100 --> 00:05:59,341
Quiet, children, quiet. We need to hear.
79
00:05:59,341 --> 00:06:02,569
At first, nobody knew what caused the dam to break.
80
00:06:02,569 --> 00:06:09,830
But now, shocking new evidence has indicated that
the flood in Beaverton was caused by... Global warming!
81
00:06:10,713 --> 00:06:11,403
Ohh!
82
00:06:12,211 --> 00:06:17,168
It now appears that.. all rumors of global warming were true.
83
00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:24,017
We were warned this would happen, and.. we didn't listen.
We didn't listen!
84
00:06:26,116 --> 00:06:31,276
All the top Colorado geologists have gathered
at the governor's office for an emergency meeting.
85
00:06:35,289 --> 00:06:40,036
Ladies and gentlemen, if global warming
has in fact already caused the Beaverton flood,
86
00:06:40,036 --> 00:06:42,256
then this is only the beginning.
87
00:06:42,414 --> 00:06:49,791
The effects are going to spread. What we are looking at
is a global warming catastrophe,
the likes of which we've never seen.
88
00:06:54,140 --> 00:06:58,535
Excuse me, sir, but when?
When is this going to happen?
89
00:06:58,535 --> 00:07:06,145
My colleagues in the scientific community are still running tests,
but - we believe it may happen the day after tomorrow.
90
00:07:10,272 --> 00:07:16,478
Excuse me! I'm sure we're all very impressed
with your wild theories, Dr. Marsh,
91
00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:21,770
but the fact is no statistical proof has ever been confirmed
that global warming exists.
92
00:07:21,805 --> 00:07:24,956
Are you suggesting we shut down the economy?
93
00:07:24,991 --> 00:07:33,138
ith all due respect, Cliche Descending Republican,
the economy isn't going to matter the day after tomorrow.
94
00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:40,565
Listen! Listen! We finished running the tests.
95
00:07:40,565 --> 00:07:45,802
Global warming is going to strike two days
before the day after tomorrow.
96
00:07:47,986 --> 00:07:50,932
Oh my God. That's today!
97
00:08:07,434 --> 00:08:08,096
We didn't listen!
98
00:08:09,499 --> 00:08:11,918
Stan, get in the car!
We have to evacuate!
99
00:08:11,918 --> 00:08:13,787
We didn't listen!
100
00:08:21,003 --> 00:08:22,659
Come on, come on!
101
00:08:22,659 --> 00:08:24,605
It's useless, this traffic isn't moving.
102
00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:32,433
Dad, isn't it possible the flood wasn't caused by global warming?
I mean, the water was held back by a giant beaver dam after all.
103
00:08:32,433 --> 00:08:38,837
No Stan, I'm afraid us adults just let you children down.
We didn't take care of our Earth,
and now you've inherited our problems.
104
00:08:38,837 --> 00:08:39,821
We didn't listen!
105
00:08:40,318 --> 00:08:44,546
We did listen! Come on, everyone grab what you can,
we have to walk.
106
00:08:50,909 --> 00:08:53,011
Oh Jesus, here it comes!
107
00:08:53,011 --> 00:08:54,366
Global warming!!
108
00:09:05,823 --> 00:09:09,867
It's coming! Here comes global warming!
We didn't listen!!
109
00:09:26,159 --> 00:09:27,119
Come on, hurry!
110
00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:30,554
It's right behind us!
111
00:09:35,295 --> 00:09:37,198
It's coming the other way!
112
00:09:39,184 --> 00:09:40,356
Go back, go back!
113
00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:44,047
Everyone into the community center!
Hurry, go!
114
00:09:44,047 --> 00:09:46,036
Get inside, we have to close these doors!
115
00:10:00,157 --> 00:10:03,270
Come on, we've got to board up that last window.
Seal up all the doorways.
116
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,033
We must try to protect ourselves
from the global warming.
117
00:10:07,254 --> 00:10:08,935
Mr. Garrison, are you alright?
118
00:10:08,935 --> 00:10:14,006
I'm in pretty bad shape. My leg is broken,
and my left boob is leaking.
119
00:10:14,728 --> 00:10:16,345
Here you go, sweetheart.
120
00:10:16,345 --> 00:10:20,015
Mom, you know, those people in Beaverton
are still trapped in the flood.
121
00:10:20,015 --> 00:10:25,331
I know, but, I'm afraid it's too late for them, sweetie.
We have to try and save ourselves now.
122
00:10:25,331 --> 00:10:27,666
Shh, shh, we've got the television working.
123
00:10:28,631 --> 00:10:33,070
This is a Fox news update: Global warming disaster!
124
00:10:33,468 --> 00:10:37,480
Global warming seems to have struck,
as predicted, in the Colorado Rockies.
125
00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:40,569
All around the country panic
and chaos are settling in.
126
00:10:41,243 --> 00:10:47,332
Tom, I'm standing just outside of Chicago where the panic
of global warming has already caused countless deaths.
127
00:10:47,332 --> 00:10:52,495
Already we're reporting that the death toll here in Chicago
is over six hundred billion people.
128
00:10:54,556 --> 00:10:55,982
Oh God.
129
00:10:56,695 --> 00:10:58,808
This is all your fault, Jimbo!
130
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,172
Me?
131
00:11:00,172 --> 00:11:05,062
Yeah! You drive that damn SUV around.
You didn't even think about global warming, did ya?!
132
00:11:06,093 --> 00:11:12,723
Can you believe it Stan? I never thought global warming
could happen so fast. I guess... I didn't listen.
133
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:17,051
Kyle, it.. it isn't global warming.
134
00:11:17,086 --> 00:11:18,442
Huh?
135
00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:23,279
Global warming isn't happening right now.
It's not what caused the Beaverton flood.
136
00:11:23,314 --> 00:11:24,595
How do you know that?
137
00:11:24,630 --> 00:11:27,543
Because.. I know what did cause the flood.
138
00:11:27,578 --> 00:11:29,574
George Bush?
139
00:11:29,574 --> 00:11:29,950
No.
140
00:11:30,537 --> 00:11:31,907
- Terrorists?
- No.
141
00:11:32,765 --> 00:11:34,013
- Communists?
- No.
142
00:11:34,013 --> 00:11:35,193
- Chinese radicals?
- No.
143
00:11:35,926 --> 00:11:36,719
Cartman?
144
00:11:37,224 --> 00:11:38,148
Sort of.
145
00:11:38,148 --> 00:11:39,826
Cartman flooded Beaverton?!
146
00:11:39,826 --> 00:11:43,308
Shhh. N-Not exactly.
We were messing around on this guy's new boat,
147
00:11:43,308 --> 00:11:46,599
and Cartman egged me on,
and I crashed it into the Beaverton dam.
148
00:11:47,759 --> 00:11:50,359
Dude you have to tell everyone, right now!
149
00:11:52,243 --> 00:11:52,986
Hey Stan.
150
00:11:56,076 --> 00:11:58,118
Oh god damnit, you told Kyle didn't you?
151
00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:02,460
Stan, people in Beaverton are still trapped on their roofs.
Nobody's helping them because they think they can't go outside.
152
00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:05,376
Ah, here we go. See, I told you.
If you're so caring, Kyle,
153
00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:08,119
why don't you share some of your Jew gold
with the people caught in the flood?
154
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,641
Look, maybe.. maybe we can help those people in Beaverton ourselves?
155
00:12:11,641 --> 00:12:12,621
How?
156
00:12:12,621 --> 00:12:13,433
Why?
157
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:20,084
We can sneak out of here, get a boat and go help them off their roofs.
That way, I can do the right thing, but still lie about it.
158
00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:25,044
Listen, listen everyone.
Nobody can leave this building.
159
00:12:25,373 --> 00:12:28,592
But.. we need supplies - food, silicone.
160
00:12:28,592 --> 00:12:30,449
You go outside and you'll die.
161
00:12:30,449 --> 00:12:35,790
By now the global warming has shifted the climate,
bringing on a new ice age.
162
00:12:35,790 --> 00:12:40,797
Within thehour the temperature outside will fall to
over seventy million degress below zero.
163
00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:43,698
Jezus.
164
00:12:43,698 --> 00:12:47,353
All we can do is try to wait it out, as long as we can.
165
00:12:47,353 --> 00:12:49,394
And the rest of the country?
166
00:12:51,093 --> 00:12:54,590
Everyone below this line will have to be evacuated to the south.
167
00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:57,994
Everyone above this line is already dead.
168
00:12:58,439 --> 00:13:01,412
People like us, in the middle states, have to ride it out.
169
00:13:01,812 --> 00:13:08,526
The south western states might have a chance,
but New York will have tidal waves that will envelope
all of the north east.
170
00:13:17,182 --> 00:13:18,696
What, Frank?
171
00:13:23,704 --> 00:13:25,556
Oh, oh God damn it!
172
00:13:32,216 --> 00:13:42,831
Hello? Anybody? We'd like to be rescued, please.
Any day now.
173
00:13:42,831 --> 00:13:44,913
Why haven't they come for us?
174
00:13:44,913 --> 00:13:47,381
I-I don't know.
175
00:13:47,381 --> 00:13:50,228
Wait, look! Here comes a boat!
176
00:13:50,228 --> 00:13:52,389
Really? Oh it's about time!
177
00:13:52,389 --> 00:13:54,358
Oh Kevin, we're saved!
178
00:13:54,358 --> 00:13:56,803
It looks like.. three little boys.
179
00:13:56,803 --> 00:14:01,026
Hey we'll take it! Over here, yes!
Thank you, thank you!
180
00:14:17,033 --> 00:14:20,150
Oh thanks, thanks. That's a lot better.
181
00:14:21,809 --> 00:14:24,248
We can't get out! The flames are too big.
182
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:28,147
Oh, great. You see Stan,
this is what you get for listening to Kyle.
183
00:14:28,147 --> 00:14:31,628
"Oh, you gotta help those people,
it's your responsibility."
184
00:14:32,463 --> 00:14:35,988
Stan, it's over. You have to admit what you did
so your parents can help us.
185
00:14:41,808 --> 00:14:43,641
Stan? Stan?
186
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:47,159
Randy, we've looked everywhere. Kyle's missing too.
187
00:14:47,159 --> 00:14:48,955
Oh my God! Where would they go?
188
00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:51,495
Randy, Randy. Your son's on the phone.
189
00:14:52,904 --> 00:14:53,638
Stan?
190
00:14:54,402 --> 00:14:55,516
Ah, hey dad.
191
00:14:56,017 --> 00:14:57,407
Stan, you're alive!
192
00:14:57,407 --> 00:15:00,993
Dad, we-we're trapped in Beaverton,
we were trying to save everyone.
193
00:15:00,993 --> 00:15:07,422
Stan, listen to me. You must stay indoors. Do not try to go out.
Global warming has brought in a new ice age
194
00:15:07,422 --> 00:15:10,329
No dad, listen. I need to tell you something.
195
00:15:10,329 --> 00:15:11,312
What is it, son?
196
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,914
Nothing. Can you just come get us please?
197
00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:20,738
You just stay put son. I'm coming for you.
Do you hear me? I'm coming for you!
198
00:15:24,316 --> 00:15:25,810
Randy, where are you going?
199
00:15:25,810 --> 00:15:27,437
I'm going to Beaverton.
200
00:15:27,437 --> 00:15:29,904
You can't go out there, you'll freeze to death.
201
00:15:29,904 --> 00:15:31,956
My son is counting on me.
202
00:15:31,956 --> 00:15:33,035
I'm going with you.
203
00:15:33,035 --> 00:15:35,106
You can't go out there, you'll freeze to death.
204
00:15:35,106 --> 00:15:36,286
You can't do this alone!
205
00:15:36,286 --> 00:15:37,446
Let me go, too.
206
00:15:37,446 --> 00:15:39,862
You can't go out there, you'll freeze to death.
207
00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:44,567
Alright come on both of you. We've got to pull together
every warm piece of clothing we can find.
208
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:07,324
Steven! Steven you have to keep moving!
209
00:16:07,324 --> 00:16:11,783
I can't go on... feel so hot...
210
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:16,377
Feeling warm is a symptom of the last stages of hypothermia.
211
00:16:16,377 --> 00:16:20,153
Oh Jesus, I feel warm too!
212
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:29,391
Yeah me too. Steven, we've gotta keep moving. We're in deep
hypothermia, all of us. We've gotta keep the blood flowing.
213
00:16:29,903 --> 00:16:35,648
Maybe we should strip our jackets off..
and warm our bodies next to each other?
214
00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:43,008
Don't be a fag! Come on, we can make it.
We have to try!
215
00:16:47,551 --> 00:16:53,122
Come on people, we're running out of time. We need all
army helicopters to the southern states for evacuation now!
216
00:16:53,122 --> 00:16:58,705
Sir, more people in Beaverton are calling.
They say they're trapped in floods and fire now.
217
00:16:58,705 --> 00:17:01,354
Tell them that the government can't help.
But that we're very sorry.
218
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:05,179
You know the plan people,
we can only evacuate citizens below this line.
219
00:17:05,659 --> 00:17:07,113
Ex-excuse me, General?
220
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:07,661
What?!
221
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:13,162
We've just compiled some new information. The flood in
Beaverton wasn't caused by global warming after all.
222
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:13,615
What?
223
00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:16,595
We know the truth now.
We know what caused it.
224
00:17:18,861 --> 00:17:23,082
Oh, my God. Rick, radio the helicopters!
225
00:17:28,295 --> 00:17:30,558
Help! Help!
226
00:17:31,644 --> 00:17:33,836
Dude, this whole building is going to collapse.
227
00:17:33,836 --> 00:17:35,071
We have to find a way out.
228
00:17:41,386 --> 00:17:45,037
Don't worry everyone, the government is here to save you.
229
00:17:46,584 --> 00:17:50,912
Oh well, thank you so much.
What a swift and speedy resuce.
230
00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:58,566
It's helicopters! They finally came to help everyone.
231
00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:00,658
Not so fast, Kyle.
232
00:18:01,464 --> 00:18:02,704
What are you doing?
233
00:18:02,858 --> 00:18:04,408
Hand over the gold.
234
00:18:06,202 --> 00:18:07,118
What gold?!
235
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:08,821
You know what I'm talking about.
236
00:18:08,905 --> 00:18:11,733
No Cartman,
I have no idea what you're talking about.
237
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:16,029
All Jews carry gold in a little bag around their necks.
Hand it over!
238
00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:16,986
Guys come on!
239
00:18:17,322 --> 00:18:20,658
Jews do not carry gold in a little bag around their necks,
Cartman. Stop playing around.
240
00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:26,474
I'm not playing around, Kyle. If we survive this I don't
intend to live in poverty. Give me your Jew gold now!
241
00:18:27,343 --> 00:18:30,076
Dude we don't have time for your stupid jokes,
we're gonna die!
242
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:33,462
Yes, but you can live if you give me your Jew gold.
The decision is yours Kyle.
243
00:18:33,943 --> 00:18:37,691
God damn it, you know I don't carry gold in a little bag
around my neck Cartman! What do you want from me?
244
00:18:37,691 --> 00:18:40,124
I want your Jew gold.
245
00:18:44,444 --> 00:18:47,331
Okay fine, here! Now let's go.
246
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:49,838
Do you think I'm stupid?
247
00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:54,164
I know that all Jews carry fake bags of gold around
their necks to keep their real bags of gold safe.
248
00:18:54,164 --> 00:18:55,845
Hand over the real Jew gold, Kyle.
249
00:19:05,554 --> 00:19:07,048
No, noo!!
250
00:19:13,837 --> 00:19:16,344
Hey, wait up you assholes! God..
251
00:19:20,596 --> 00:19:23,682
Hey look everybody, helicopters!
252
00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:27,342
They've got the boys!
253
00:19:27,342 --> 00:19:29,191
Global warming must be over.
254
00:19:29,191 --> 00:19:30,284
We made it!
255
00:19:37,439 --> 00:19:38,552
Stanley!
256
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:39,562
Kyle!
257
00:19:42,142 --> 00:19:45,560
Stan? We found Stan!
258
00:19:46,283 --> 00:19:50,414
So does this mean the storm has passed?
Global warming is over?
259
00:19:50,414 --> 00:19:58,971
Global warming didn't cause the Beaverton flood.
We know now whose fault it is. It was... crab people!
260
00:20:01,465 --> 00:20:05,278
Crab people.. crab people..
261
00:20:05,477 --> 00:20:09,854
Stop it, stop it! First it was terrorists,
then George Bush and global warming
262
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:12,732
and now you're all blaming crab people
for something that's very simple.
263
00:20:12,732 --> 00:20:15,677
It's my fault. I broke the dam.
264
00:20:18,526 --> 00:20:20,301
Oh, man...
265
00:20:22,115 --> 00:20:24,062
Stanley? You?
266
00:20:25,138 --> 00:20:27,671
No. Don't you see what this child is saying?
267
00:20:27,671 --> 00:20:31,573
We can't spend all our energy placing blame
when somehting bad happens.
268
00:20:31,573 --> 00:20:34,434
He's saying - we all broke the dam.
269
00:20:35,138 --> 00:20:36,871
No, I broke the dam.
270
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,592
I broke the dam.
271
00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:42,184
I broke the dam.
272
00:20:42,762 --> 00:20:44,170
I broke the dam.
273
00:20:44,170 --> 00:20:45,641
No, I broke the dam.
274
00:20:45,641 --> 00:20:47,065
And I broke the dam.
275
00:20:47,065 --> 00:20:48,670
I broke the dam.
276
00:20:48,670 --> 00:20:50,157
Heh heh, I broke the dam, heh.
277
00:20:50,527 --> 00:20:53,648
I broke the dam.
278
00:20:53,869 --> 00:20:57,444
I broke the dam.
I ran a boat into the dam and I broke it.
279
00:20:57,444 --> 00:21:02,659
I broke the dam.
280
00:21:02,659 --> 00:21:05,051
No, I broke the f***ing dam!
281
00:21:05,051 --> 00:21:08,253
I broke the dam.
282
00:21:08,253 --> 00:21:09,948
I literally broke the dam!
283
00:21:09,948 --> 00:21:13,148
I broke the dam.
284
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:14,763
On a boat. That wasn't mine!
285
00:21:14,763 --> 00:21:17,471
I broke the dam.
286
00:21:17,471 --> 00:21:19,252
I kept it secret for two days!
287
00:21:19,638 --> 00:21:22,567
I broke the dam.
288
00:21:22,567 --> 00:21:24,911
The boat caught on fire! And it exploded!
289
00:21:24,911 --> 00:21:28,166
I broke the dam.
290
00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:29,673
Oh, f*** it!
291
00:21:29,708 --> 00:21:34,987
Transcript : Schenavi
Synced by : aneurysm
24023
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Uighur
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof