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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,965 --> 00:00:12,012 ♪ Rooster crows six o'clock ♪ 2 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:17,183 ♪ Horse needs grains, hogs need slop ♪ 3 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:22,521 ♪ Sun's coming up, he just laid down ♪ 4 00:00:22,939 --> 00:00:26,192 ♪ Up all night milking the cow ♪ 5 00:00:30,947 --> 00:00:35,994 ♪ Truck runs hot, tractor won't crank ♪ 6 00:00:36,494 --> 00:00:41,082 ♪ Loan turned down, no money in the bank ♪ 7 00:00:42,625 --> 00:00:43,960 ♪ Our place keeps bending, fence needs mending ♪ 8 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:46,963 ♪ Cows got loose last week ♪ 9 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:49,424 ♪ Keep off the porch, corn bread and sweet tea ♪ 10 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:52,135 ♪ Rolling in the hay with Elly May and Daisy ♪ 11 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:53,238 - Well, good news is, 12 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:55,323 turns out the cable was long enough. 13 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:56,282 I owe you five. 14 00:01:56,324 --> 00:01:57,659 - Oh, keep the money, bud. 15 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:59,244 One of these days, you'll learn. 16 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:00,662 Never doubt your uncle 17 00:02:00,703 --> 00:02:03,498 or question good old redneck ingenuity. 18 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,416 - Maybe you should run for office. 19 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:09,796 - Are we talking presidential or principal's office? 20 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:11,881 - Just don't screw this up. 21 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:15,260 Entire park's counting on us to get them off the grid. 22 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:15,885 It's like you said, 23 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:17,846 we ain't gonna survive with Deconnard squeezing 24 00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:21,391 every last dime for basic living needs. 25 00:02:21,431 --> 00:02:24,144 - Well, if this works, it'll be one heck of a bill 26 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:26,062 they can scratch off the list. 27 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:29,649 And speaking of scratch off, I am feeling lucky today. 28 00:02:32,151 --> 00:02:34,154 - That storm's hunkering down fast. 29 00:02:34,195 --> 00:02:35,572 I don't want you to get your goose cooked 30 00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:37,198 while you're under there. 31 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:37,824 - Nah, it's safe. 32 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:40,660 I won't go hot until that windmill picks up 33 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:42,203 a pretty good clip. 34 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:45,874 - Sure you know what you're doing? 35 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:49,877 Electricity and water, they don't mix too well. 36 00:02:50,544 --> 00:02:53,506 - You just hand me an ice cold beer when I get back, 37 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:55,258 you hear me? 38 00:02:57,844 --> 00:02:59,429 Now let's go plug it in. 39 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:00,513 Get fired up. 40 00:03:06,936 --> 00:03:07,979 - All right. 41 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:16,673 Holy hellfire! 42 00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:37,819 Uncle Jeff! 43 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:08,433 - All right, stop. 44 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:11,185 I'm in a crappier spot than a porta potty 45 00:05:11,226 --> 00:05:13,229 at a Mardi Gras parade. 46 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:14,856 Look, I don't mean to burn that image into your head 47 00:05:14,897 --> 00:05:16,357 but I just want to convey to you 48 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:19,652 how deep and done I am at this moment. 49 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:22,572 All right. 50 00:05:22,613 --> 00:05:24,407 Let's back up. 51 00:05:49,932 --> 00:05:52,351 - That dog has bitten me right here. 52 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:58,940 You stop hitting this like a girl. 53 00:05:58,983 --> 00:06:00,568 - I hate this place! 54 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:13,456 - Hey! 55 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,291 You trying to ruin my hair? 56 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:16,834 I'm gonna go get my gun! 57 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:20,254 You know I will, I will take you out! 58 00:06:20,296 --> 00:06:23,424 - It all started with this man, Malcolm Deconnard. 59 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:25,843 the richest, meanest bastard I know. 60 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:28,221 He owns everything that you've seen so far 61 00:06:28,262 --> 00:06:31,849 and he shakes us down on the regular for all that we got. 62 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,601 But he's about to find out, 63 00:06:33,642 --> 00:06:35,728 we got a little fight left in us. 64 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:36,938 - Get 'em, Rufus. 65 00:06:36,979 --> 00:06:38,606 - Oh, hey there, sugar britches. 66 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:39,940 - Hey, Roxy. 67 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:41,526 - Hey, you know, my washer's still broke 68 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:44,445 and if you fix it for me, I'd make it worth your while. 69 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:46,531 - Listen, I told you, I'm with Jolene. 70 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:49,200 - I mean, I can make it worth her while or y'all's while. 71 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,576 - All right, well, we'll see you late... 72 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:51,494 No. 73 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:53,663 - Well, just ask her about it. 74 00:06:53,704 --> 00:06:55,331 - Hey, Sapphire. 75 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:56,374 Bird. 76 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,166 - What's up, Rob? 77 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:58,459 - Hey, Rob. 78 00:06:58,501 --> 00:06:59,710 - You two at it again? 79 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:02,338 - Yeah, but we could always use another hand. 80 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,382 - He's not my real brother though. 81 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,802 - Oh, I told you I'd get her up and running. 82 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:08,678 Whoa! 83 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:14,475 - It's private time, Rob! 84 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:16,727 Hey, Rob, it is private time! 85 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:19,355 Get going, get! 86 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:21,315 - Cleon! 87 00:07:21,357 --> 00:07:22,150 - Hey, Rob! 88 00:07:22,191 --> 00:07:23,693 I got two extra ribs! 89 00:07:23,734 --> 00:07:24,777 Coming over later? 90 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:25,653 - I wouldn't miss it. 91 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,488 - All right, buddy! 92 00:07:28,489 --> 00:07:30,116 - Damn. 93 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:32,118 That smells good. 94 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,494 - You already know, buddy. 95 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:35,246 Got that sauce going. 96 00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:36,956 - Hey, Symphony. 97 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:38,207 - Hey, Rob. 98 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,084 Y'all quit messing with that dog. 99 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:41,085 - I wasn't! 100 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:44,213 I wasn't! 101 00:07:50,761 --> 00:07:52,054 - Cappy. 102 00:07:52,096 --> 00:07:53,764 You only got that thing patched up? 103 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:58,853 - Yeah, just been ready to tie her up and get her wet. 104 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,606 - All right, you keep working it. 105 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:02,982 I know, I'm late. 106 00:08:03,524 --> 00:08:05,568 - Your uncle's already been by twice. 107 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:07,278 - Hey, mad? 108 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,155 - He was sweaty and cursing. 109 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:11,949 - Well that don't tell me much, now does it? 110 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,701 Had a job fall in my lap. 111 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:15,828 Couldn't pass it up. 112 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:17,580 A hundred dollars closer to a new life. 113 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:18,831 - Give me the money! 114 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:20,541 - Get off her, you jerk! - I need more time. 115 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:21,083 - Look, I don't care 116 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:23,002 what you need. - Get off her, you jerk! 117 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:23,753 - I know, it's the saddest thing I've ever heard. 118 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:25,171 Let go of the purse! 119 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:26,589 - Damn. 120 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:28,174 - Get him off of me! 121 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:29,425 - I just need more time! - Get off her, get off her! 122 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:30,426 - Get off me! - Get off of her! 123 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:31,302 - Stop it! 124 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:34,722 - No! 125 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,651 - Everything all right? 126 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:49,737 - This ain't none to your business, now is it? 127 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,739 - How much do you need? 128 00:08:53,449 --> 00:08:54,283 - $250. 129 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:03,251 - You got your money. 130 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:05,294 You can go now. 131 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:07,672 - Look at you, all fired up. 132 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:11,050 I guess every junk yard needs a guard dog, huh? 133 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:25,356 - Hey, for $250, I'll fix that for you. 134 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,114 $350. 135 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:42,540 - It's just been a really hard month, Rob. 136 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:45,001 I just, I just need more time. 137 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:49,088 - It's all right. 138 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:09,775 - Well, look who decided to finally show up. 139 00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:11,485 - Had some things to take care of. 140 00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:13,446 Chad had some work for me over at the shop. 141 00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:15,197 - I got some work for you right here. 142 00:10:15,239 --> 00:10:16,449 - Yeah, but he pays me. 143 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:17,783 - I pay you too. 144 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:21,370 - I can't buy a house with beer. 145 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:22,705 - You got a house. 146 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:24,165 - Trailer ain't a house. 147 00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:25,625 - Hmmm. 148 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:27,627 Got a roof over your head, don't you? 149 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:31,088 Got a kitchen to eat, bed to fornicate. 150 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:35,926 Name one thing a house has that a trailer won't offer. 151 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:36,927 - Basement. 152 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,139 - A basement. 153 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:41,515 Touché. 154 00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:43,643 - I ain't gonna live in the park my whole life. 155 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:47,688 - Well, 156 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:52,109 it ain't where you are that matters. 157 00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:54,070 It's what you are. 158 00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:56,572 You like that, don't you? 159 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:57,615 I can tell. 160 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,117 On the bottom of my bottle cap. 161 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,119 Real wise, them little suckers. 162 00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:06,499 Come on, let's go to work. 163 00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:09,502 I can't get over that. 164 00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:11,087 I oughta write that down. 165 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,304 - Come on, boy! 166 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:29,814 Come on! 167 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:32,316 Waiting all day, Wyatt, let's do this! 168 00:11:32,357 --> 00:11:34,819 - What the hell is going on out here? 169 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,737 Y'all like to fight? 170 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:39,490 I'll whoop both your behinds and put a cherry on top. 171 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,658 This here is horse dung, Rufus. 172 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,367 - Well he started it, Barb! 173 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:45,121 - No, I mean what I just stepped in from your horse. 174 00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:47,164 - Well, that I do apologize for. 175 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,458 - Now, now, y'all, come on! 176 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,127 We're all neighbors! 177 00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:53,546 We must speak of love and kindness 178 00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:55,756 as the good Lord instructed us. 179 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,883 - Well, will the Lord kindly instruct this jerk-nut 180 00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:59,677 to pay his child support? 181 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,886 - Oh, come on, Barb, you know that's not even my baby. 182 00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:03,179 It was only one night! 183 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,391 - You son of a bitch, it was magical! 184 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,559 - Oh hell no! 185 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:12,857 I'll teach you to bear trap my man with your coo-coo. 186 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,357 - It's a little too late for 187 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,235 that you drunk fish. - Come on, now, y'all! 188 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,737 - At least I don't go around letting everybody 189 00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:19,447 tongue-punch fun bags. 190 00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:21,991 - That was one time! 191 00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:24,535 - What's this fight about? 192 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,870 - Oh nothing. 193 00:12:25,910 --> 00:12:29,665 Just dealing with Barb crotch my man again! 194 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:30,958 - Hey, you don't know me! 195 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,627 Money's been hard with Deconnard gouging us. 196 00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:35,713 I even tried to go back to table dancing. 197 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:36,297 - Ugh. 198 00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:38,090 - Well, Rob and his Uncle Jeff are working 199 00:12:38,131 --> 00:12:39,800 on getting a line to that windmill, 200 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:42,052 get us some good old free electricity 201 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,929 should help us all out a little. 202 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,639 - Well, how's he gonna do that? 203 00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:47,516 - Something about running a line under the water 204 00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:48,642 all the way up to the trailer park 205 00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:50,144 and overriding that transformer. 206 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,354 - Oh my god, for life! 207 00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:54,523 - If you think that Deconnard is gonna let 208 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:57,902 your rebound boyfriend swipe some free electricity 209 00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,320 off of that windmill, 210 00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:00,738 you're dumber than I look. 211 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,280 - Shut up. 212 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,782 - You think he can actually do it? 213 00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:03,324 - I know they can. 214 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,992 When Rob and I first started dating, 215 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:08,078 he fixed the air conditioner in my car. 216 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,872 This, here, park's energy will be off the grid 217 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,707 and as green as the cash we'll all be saving. 218 00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:13,708 - Them two short bus regulars can barely tap a keg 219 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,920 let alone an entire power supply. 220 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:16,837 - Amen. 221 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,172 - Rufus, what's that? 222 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,881 - Hey, give me my hat! 223 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,801 - Y'all, knock it off already! 224 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:28,265 - That cable ain't long enough. 225 00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:31,644 It damn sure ain't gonna reach the connecting line. 226 00:13:31,684 --> 00:13:33,896 - I bet you five bucks it'll stretch a whole lot further 227 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,564 than you think it will. 228 00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:36,857 I know what I'm doing, Rob. 229 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:39,443 I didn't just fall off a turnip's truck. 230 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,445 ♪ Down to the bayou ♪ 231 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:42,947 - That new turbine the county built 232 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:46,367 is practically begging us to tap into the kinetic energy 233 00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:47,952 and power up Soggy Meadows. 234 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,078 - Whoa, kinetic. 235 00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:50,746 That's a big word. 236 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:54,500 - Well, you know what they say about a man and big words. 237 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,877 - He's compensating for the size of his cable? 238 00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:58,712 - Yeah. 239 00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:36,876 - Boss. 240 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,752 I don't think you should be smoking that close 241 00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,379 to this much ammonium nitrate. 242 00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:41,672 This fertilizer bomb goes off, 243 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,465 it's gonna make a crater the size of Cleveland. 244 00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:44,800 - Well, just make it powerful enough 245 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,635 to obliterate the entire van. 246 00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:48,512 'Cause we can't have a shred of evidence 247 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:49,889 linking us back to it. 248 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,473 - I still don't see how blowing that levee 249 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,017 is going to be easier than just telling all them 250 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,019 chill-billies to get off your lot. 251 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:58,814 - Because all those low-lives have rights by law, 252 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:01,025 whether they pay the rent or not. 253 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,776 They could squat that land for a year 254 00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,778 before I get the cops to do anything about 'em 255 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,822 and I ain't gonna wait no year. 256 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,616 - You know my ex lives over there, yeah? 257 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,784 - Well not for long, 'cause when that levee breaks 258 00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,369 and that water floods in, 259 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,663 the only thing that's gonna be living there are my drills. 260 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:17,875 That wasteland is just ripe for the picking. 261 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,544 Listen, when that storm rolls in, 262 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,380 people are gonna run around scared like crazy 263 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,090 and when that storm rolls out, 264 00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:28,385 it's going to look like a natural disaster. 265 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,846 In a few weeks, everybody's gonna forget 266 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:34,058 what Soggy Meadows ever was. 267 00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:04,296 - Yep. 268 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,339 Here come the clouds. 269 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,882 Right on cue. 270 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:09,093 Weather man finally got something right for a change. 271 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,302 - God! 272 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:12,346 Why are you driving like an idiot? 273 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:13,639 This thing goes up, 274 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,099 we're gonna make one hell of a meat cloud. 275 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,017 - It'll only go off with the timer. 276 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:22,064 But once we set it, it ain't meant to be turned off, so... 277 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:25,192 - I'm not getting paid enough for this nonsense. 278 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,111 - You getting paid? 279 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,445 - Yep. 280 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:33,075 ♪ Loan turned down, no money in the bank ♪ 281 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:35,619 ♪ Our place keeps bending, fence needs mending ♪ 282 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,288 ♪ Cows got loose last week ♪ 283 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:41,083 ♪ Keep off the porch, corn bread and sweet tea ♪ 284 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:44,878 ♪ Rolling in the hay with Elly May and Daisy ♪ 285 00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:56,098 - Well, good news is turns out the cable was long enough. 286 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,057 I owe you five. 287 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,600 - Oh, keep the money, bud. 288 00:16:58,642 --> 00:17:00,019 One of these days you'll learn. 289 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,562 Never doubt your uncle 290 00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:04,606 or question good old redneck ingenuity. 291 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,044 - Hey. 292 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:26,670 You know, 293 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,881 maybe we should just wait and let it hit the fan. 294 00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:29,590 - You crazy? 295 00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:31,800 I'm not getting stuck in this mug when that storm hits. 296 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:32,843 I'm setting it now. 297 00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,683 What should I set it for? 298 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:40,851 - Depends on how fast you can run. 299 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,102 - Faster than your ass! 300 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:45,981 - Now how long? 301 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:49,651 - Hell, I don't know. 302 00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:50,694 Four minutes. 303 00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:01,955 You got it? 304 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,042 - Set, go! 305 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,256 Oh, hell! 306 00:18:12,465 --> 00:18:13,634 The license plate! 307 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,637 I said leave no trace. 308 00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,263 - Son of a bitch! 309 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,099 Idiot! 310 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:25,938 - Go get it. 311 00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:29,398 - No. 312 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:34,113 - If that van traces back to Deconnard, 313 00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:36,115 take a wild guess what's gonna happen to you. 314 00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:37,282 Now go get it. 315 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:53,382 Hurry up. 316 00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:54,258 - Shut up! 317 00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:00,888 - Let's go! 318 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:01,765 - Stop. 319 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,350 Stop talking. 320 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:04,643 - Nah, it's safe. 321 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,270 Line won't go hot until that windmill 322 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,147 picks up a pretty good clip. 323 00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:11,108 - Sure you know what you're doing? 324 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,152 - You just hand me an ice cold beer when I get back. 325 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:14,570 You hear me? 326 00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:15,654 Get fired up. 327 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:40,470 - Hurry up, man! 328 00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:41,346 - Shut up! 329 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:53,734 I got it. 330 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,276 - Uncle Jeff. 331 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:56,380 Uncle Jeff? 332 00:21:06,138 --> 00:21:06,974 - Help! 333 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:09,810 Help! 334 00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:10,686 Hello? 335 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:33,959 Help! 336 00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:44,261 - Hey, man, are you with me? 337 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,053 A take a breath. 338 00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,430 - What happened? 339 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,181 Did I blow a cable or something? 340 00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:49,391 - It wasn't you. 341 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,059 You the levee got blasted! 342 00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:51,852 On purpose by the looks of it! 343 00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:54,855 - Who in the right mind would do something like that? 344 00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:56,982 - I saw someone running away from it! 345 00:21:57,023 --> 00:21:58,525 I could've sworn-- 346 00:21:58,567 --> 00:21:59,943 - What the hell? 347 00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:03,821 - We gotta get you out the water! 348 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:05,282 - What is it? 349 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,157 Help! 350 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,161 - No! 351 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:50,452 Eat it! 352 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,182 Uncle Jeff! 353 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:49,511 - Daisy! 354 00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:52,138 Daisy! 355 00:23:53,013 --> 00:23:54,349 - Help, Rufus! 356 00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:56,518 Rufus, help, I'm stuck! 357 00:23:58,478 --> 00:23:59,771 - Jolene? 358 00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:01,440 - I'm stuck, I'm inside my trailer! 359 00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:03,608 Rufus! - All right! 360 00:24:03,650 --> 00:24:05,026 You hold tight now! 361 00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:06,611 I need a rope for something. 362 00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:12,492 Come on, Duck! 363 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:13,577 Come on, boy! 364 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,585 Come on! 365 00:24:32,762 --> 00:24:34,013 Grab the rope! 366 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:37,476 Climb on to the top of the roof now! 367 00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:40,395 I'm gonna pull now! 368 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:43,315 - I'm out. 369 00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:57,954 Thank you. 370 00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:03,627 - I gotta find Daisy. 371 00:25:06,129 --> 00:25:06,922 - What? 372 00:25:08,715 --> 00:25:09,758 Rufus, shark, look out! 373 00:25:09,799 --> 00:25:10,759 12 o'clock! 374 00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:13,803 No, no, no, six! 375 00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:15,222 - Six! 376 00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:16,431 - Nine? 377 00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:17,557 I don't... 378 00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:20,018 Hey, no, no! 379 00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:20,894 Over there! 380 00:25:31,738 --> 00:25:33,823 - Just you and I, Duke! 381 00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:34,699 You and I! 382 00:26:00,016 --> 00:26:00,767 - Oh. 383 00:26:02,477 --> 00:26:03,395 - Oh! 384 00:26:03,436 --> 00:26:04,771 Oh no! 385 00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:05,855 Oh, my Duke! 386 00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:08,567 No, my Duke! 387 00:26:16,866 --> 00:26:17,617 Oh Duke! 388 00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:18,702 Duke! 389 00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:22,955 My Duke. 390 00:26:23,873 --> 00:26:25,166 - Rufus! 391 00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:27,127 It's your turn to climb, I got you. 392 00:26:27,167 --> 00:26:28,420 Grab the rope! 393 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:53,445 - He ate my Duke. 394 00:26:55,655 --> 00:26:56,740 - Hey, look at me! 395 00:26:57,782 --> 00:26:58,617 Look at me! 396 00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:00,702 You saved my life. 397 00:27:01,744 --> 00:27:03,496 You, you and Duke, 398 00:27:03,538 --> 00:27:04,705 you saved my life, okay? 399 00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:05,665 Look at me, look at me. 400 00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:11,671 You're a hero, Rufus. 401 00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:12,589 Focus on that. 402 00:27:13,381 --> 00:27:14,299 You saved my life. 403 00:27:23,558 --> 00:27:25,518 - She thought you would be proud of her. 404 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,771 - That's right, she really woulda. 405 00:27:27,811 --> 00:27:29,105 - Help! 406 00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:30,607 Help me! 407 00:27:30,648 --> 00:27:33,068 I gotta get out of here, Lord! 408 00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:34,569 You can't kill me! 409 00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:36,196 I'm one of the good ones. 410 00:27:36,237 --> 00:27:38,365 You can take the rest, just don't take me! 411 00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:39,824 - We heard that, you jerk! 412 00:27:44,287 --> 00:27:45,997 - Oh, praise the Lord. 413 00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:47,666 Help me, y'all! 414 00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:49,292 Help me get out of here! 415 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:51,127 - Try climbing on your roof through the vent! 416 00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:52,629 - I can't fit! 417 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:55,090 - Well try using your front door then! 418 00:27:55,131 --> 00:27:57,759 - Rufus, you know I ain't got no door. 419 00:27:57,801 --> 00:27:59,094 - You hold tight, Cleon! 420 00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:06,434 - Praise the Lord! 421 00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:23,785 Praise the Lord! 422 00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:24,494 Praise the Lord! 423 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:28,123 - You said you could take the rest, just don't take me. 424 00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:29,708 Well, thanks a lot, buddy. 425 00:28:29,749 --> 00:28:31,960 Some holy roller you turned out to be. 426 00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:33,336 - Come on, now. 427 00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,672 You know I didn't mean it! 428 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:36,965 Staring death straight in the face 429 00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:39,134 does strange things to a man! 430 00:28:39,175 --> 00:28:40,719 Please don't take it personally. 431 00:28:42,470 --> 00:28:43,805 Where's everyone else at? 432 00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:46,516 The trailers! 433 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:47,434 They're all gone! 434 00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:49,269 - They washed away. 435 00:28:49,310 --> 00:28:50,937 - And Dukey? 436 00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:52,814 - She's gone. 437 00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:53,940 - Oh, Lord! 438 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,317 - They're here... 439 00:28:56,359 --> 00:28:57,193 somewhere. 440 00:28:58,361 --> 00:28:59,571 Yeah. 441 00:28:59,612 --> 00:29:02,699 Yeah, you have to have faith. 442 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:05,201 - Oh, I got faith. 443 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:34,022 - Hey! 444 00:29:35,231 --> 00:29:36,316 - Hey! 445 00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:38,735 - Lots of people are dead! 446 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,570 - Who? 447 00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,071 - Like that hot mess. 448 00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:45,784 - What about Jolene? 449 00:29:45,825 --> 00:29:47,076 - Probably. 450 00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:48,870 Whole Soggy Meadow is under water. 451 00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:50,371 - We had a levee got destroyed. 452 00:29:50,413 --> 00:29:51,581 - Y'all think? 453 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:53,166 - I gotta get back to the park. 454 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:57,712 - Well, get in! 455 00:29:57,754 --> 00:29:59,214 Come on! 456 00:29:59,255 --> 00:30:01,216 Look at them arms, damn. 457 00:30:02,675 --> 00:30:03,510 Mmm. 458 00:30:14,354 --> 00:30:16,189 How is that possible? 459 00:30:19,776 --> 00:30:21,569 - How did that thing survive? 460 00:30:21,611 --> 00:30:22,821 I hit it with like 10,000 volts. 461 00:30:22,862 --> 00:30:24,447 I thought for sure it was fried. 462 00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:26,157 - You ever heard of an electric eel? 463 00:30:26,199 --> 00:30:27,909 - Yeah. - You ever tried my eel sauce? 464 00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:28,952 - What? 465 00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:30,245 - Oh, yes sir. 466 00:30:30,286 --> 00:30:33,498 Them electric eels are seven feet long. 467 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:36,543 Five times the charge of a three prong wall socket. 468 00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:38,002 Dirty as hell. 469 00:30:38,044 --> 00:30:39,921 - Well how much charge you think a 20 foot shark got? 470 00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:41,589 - Enough to jumpstart your trunk. 471 00:30:41,631 --> 00:30:42,423 That's for sure. 472 00:30:57,981 --> 00:30:59,732 That's a damn shame. 473 00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:03,778 Fire! 474 00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:04,946 Rat bastard! 475 00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:05,822 Go out! 476 00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:06,823 Shoo! 477 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:07,740 Come on! 478 00:31:07,782 --> 00:31:08,867 Come on, come get me! 479 00:31:08,908 --> 00:31:09,909 - I'm coming! 480 00:31:09,951 --> 00:31:10,827 - Come on! 481 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,620 Come on! 482 00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:13,413 Come on! 483 00:31:15,498 --> 00:31:17,584 That thing's about to kill us, let's go, let's go, let's go! 484 00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:19,544 - You have to jump now! 485 00:31:24,757 --> 00:31:25,633 - There goes our ride. 486 00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:26,885 I'm sorry, Rob. 487 00:31:26,926 --> 00:31:28,678 - I'm just glad you're okay. 488 00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:30,263 - That was-- 489 00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:37,896 - Cappy? 490 00:31:47,113 --> 00:31:48,364 - Y'all, this ain't working. 491 00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:49,324 They're really stuck under there. 492 00:31:49,365 --> 00:31:50,992 - Well then pull harder on it. 493 00:31:51,034 --> 00:31:53,745 - If I had a dollar for every time I heard Rufus say that. 494 00:31:58,958 --> 00:32:01,586 This damn roof is slippier than that one summer 495 00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:02,962 in Panama City. 496 00:32:04,964 --> 00:32:08,551 I'm so glad I grabbed you instead of Grandma's pearls. 497 00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:11,471 She would not want me to be sober through all this nonsense. 498 00:32:11,512 --> 00:32:12,972 - Look, why don't you just go over to Daisy's trailer 499 00:32:13,014 --> 00:32:14,474 and help her pull? 500 00:32:14,515 --> 00:32:17,060 - I'm not getting on any trailer with that dirty liberal. 501 00:32:17,101 --> 00:32:18,937 - Am not. 502 00:32:18,978 --> 00:32:20,063 - Jesus. 503 00:32:26,152 --> 00:32:27,779 - How in the world did this happen? 504 00:32:27,820 --> 00:32:28,988 - Global warming. 505 00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:34,285 - Let's swim for it. 506 00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:35,828 - Are you kidding me? 507 00:32:35,870 --> 00:32:38,498 I'm not dangling a single toe into that water 508 00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:40,625 where the gators and the moccasin get to 'em. 509 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:41,834 Nope. 510 00:32:41,876 --> 00:32:43,336 - Nobody invited you, you dingleberry. 511 00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:44,879 I wasn't even talking to you. 512 00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:46,172 - Well, y'all go ahead. 513 00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:48,925 I hope you drown. 514 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:52,971 I'm sure somebody will be by soon to rescue me. 515 00:32:53,012 --> 00:32:54,055 - Will they? 516 00:32:55,181 --> 00:32:56,766 Come on. 517 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:58,851 - I can't go anywhere until we find Buck Vegas. 518 00:32:58,893 --> 00:33:01,229 Damn dog was next to me one second and gone the next. 519 00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:02,563 - Bucky's a smart pup. 520 00:33:02,605 --> 00:33:05,024 I'm sure he's high and dry somewhere. 521 00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:07,110 Animals have sort of a sixth sense for that kind of thing, 522 00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:07,902 you know? 523 00:33:07,944 --> 00:33:09,529 - You're right. 524 00:33:09,570 --> 00:33:11,656 When that giant tsunami wave thing hit over in Manasia, 525 00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:13,032 all the animals were already long gone. 526 00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:15,076 Hightailed it to the nearest hills. 527 00:33:15,118 --> 00:33:15,618 - All right. 528 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:18,329 He's probably chilling, safe somewhere. 529 00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:19,789 It's Malaysia, by the way. 530 00:33:21,624 --> 00:33:22,458 Bucky! 531 00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:42,145 - I'm gonna kill whoever did this. 532 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:07,003 - We blew it just like you wanted. 533 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:08,963 Water rushed right into your property. 534 00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:11,174 - Nicely, done. 535 00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:14,010 - But there's one minor issue. 536 00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:15,928 We lost Bruno in the process. 537 00:34:15,969 --> 00:34:17,180 He blew up with the van. 538 00:34:17,221 --> 00:34:18,139 - Blew up? 539 00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:19,015 - Uh-huh. 540 00:34:20,099 --> 00:34:21,601 - Completely? 541 00:34:21,642 --> 00:34:23,352 Or are there little parts of him floating around 542 00:34:23,393 --> 00:34:25,688 so somebody can identify him as an employee of mine? 543 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:26,898 - Oh no. 544 00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:28,190 He pretty much vaporized on a spot. 545 00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:29,108 - Good. 546 00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:32,027 But there is one little... 547 00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:35,198 problem. 548 00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:38,034 I-- - Out with it, damn it! 549 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:39,243 - I think somebody saw me. 550 00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:43,706 That piece of ash trash who's dating my Jolene. 551 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,835 He rode up on his WaveRunner when the levee blew. 552 00:34:47,877 --> 00:34:49,128 - Oh. 553 00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:50,963 Is that right? 554 00:34:51,005 --> 00:34:52,632 A witness? 555 00:34:52,672 --> 00:34:54,926 Well, that's that small little problem 556 00:34:54,967 --> 00:34:57,136 we probably should have mentioned earlier. 557 00:34:59,138 --> 00:35:01,933 I'm gonna tell you a story you probably never heard. 558 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,356 I used to have three partners once upon time. 559 00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:12,902 Let's just call 'em... 560 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,404 Huey, Dewey and Louie. 561 00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:18,241 Now, they thought it'd be a swell idea 562 00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:21,119 to go behind my back and acquire a majority shares 563 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,204 in a company that we started. 564 00:35:23,246 --> 00:35:24,997 It was a textile company, 565 00:35:25,039 --> 00:35:27,333 delivering animal hides to clothing stores 566 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:28,751 all over the world. 567 00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:30,128 Like 568 00:35:30,169 --> 00:35:31,254 alligator, 569 00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:31,796 snake, 570 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:34,132 ostrich for purses shoes and so on. 571 00:35:37,301 --> 00:35:41,013 I didn't like taking a financial hit like that. 572 00:35:41,055 --> 00:35:41,931 So I fixed it. 573 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:45,268 Like I always do. 574 00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:47,186 Like I asked you to do. 575 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:51,440 - Whoa, whoa, boss! 576 00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:54,902 - You fixed it so some low-life, trailer park 577 00:35:54,944 --> 00:35:58,281 runty meat sack could point at my furry little ass 578 00:35:58,322 --> 00:36:00,408 and put me in jail for the rest of my life. 579 00:36:00,449 --> 00:36:01,909 - No, sir. 580 00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:04,078 - From where I'm sitting, my perspective is 581 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,164 you might have some more work to do. 582 00:36:06,205 --> 00:36:07,165 - I understand. 583 00:36:07,206 --> 00:36:09,083 - And when are you gonna do it? 584 00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:10,001 - Right now. 585 00:36:10,042 --> 00:36:11,002 - Yes, sir. 586 00:36:11,043 --> 00:36:11,710 - Yes, sir. 587 00:36:11,752 --> 00:36:14,130 - I'm putting out a contract on that witness of yours 588 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:17,592 and I'm hiring you to execute it or him. 589 00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:20,011 Man up and kill somebody! 590 00:36:20,052 --> 00:36:21,846 Or I'll do it. 591 00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:23,181 Am I clear? 592 00:36:23,222 --> 00:36:23,973 - Crystaline. 593 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:24,849 Yes, sir. 594 00:36:31,647 --> 00:36:33,190 Hey, boss? 595 00:36:33,232 --> 00:36:34,609 Those three business partners of yours, 596 00:36:34,650 --> 00:36:35,610 ones you were telling me about. 597 00:36:35,651 --> 00:36:37,069 Whatever happened to them? 598 00:36:39,947 --> 00:36:40,989 - Come here. 599 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:47,330 Let's just say I put 'em to better use. 600 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:51,959 - I'll fix it. 601 00:37:13,272 --> 00:37:14,315 - Just perfect. 602 00:37:15,565 --> 00:37:17,193 As if there wasn't enough going on. 603 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:18,861 Damn it, how am I gonna? 604 00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:37,672 Yeah, that was dumb. 605 00:37:37,713 --> 00:37:38,547 Right. 606 00:37:41,509 --> 00:37:42,551 Ah! 607 00:38:15,251 --> 00:38:17,169 Good old redneck ingenuity. 608 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,463 My Uncle Jeff would be proud. 609 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:21,674 I think. 610 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:36,939 - Bucky! 611 00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:41,485 Bucky! 612 00:38:47,366 --> 00:38:48,200 Bucky! 613 00:38:53,205 --> 00:38:54,332 - What are you doing? 614 00:38:54,915 --> 00:38:57,543 - It's for when the rescue planes fly overhead. 615 00:38:59,253 --> 00:39:00,504 - What the hell is a SOT? 616 00:39:03,382 --> 00:39:05,009 - "Save Our Trailer." 617 00:39:06,218 --> 00:39:07,178 - Bucky? 618 00:39:08,137 --> 00:39:09,555 It's the Buck-mister! 619 00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:10,890 Look at him snooping it up. 620 00:39:10,931 --> 00:39:12,725 Man, that boy's good. 621 00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:14,018 I'm gonna get him. 622 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:15,393 - How exactly you plan on doing that, huh? 623 00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:16,520 - I don't know, swim. 624 00:39:16,562 --> 00:39:18,105 I just seen a tail or something 625 00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:20,274 slipping between the trees over there, I gotta save him. 626 00:39:20,315 --> 00:39:23,110 Bucky, you son of a bitch, just hold on, I'm coming. 627 00:39:24,652 --> 00:39:26,906 Y'all just keep an eye out for snakes or gators 628 00:39:26,947 --> 00:39:28,949 and holler loud as hell if you see one. 629 00:39:34,997 --> 00:39:37,375 - We best be praying the Coast Guard gets here soon. 630 00:39:42,088 --> 00:39:43,422 Whoa! 631 00:39:43,464 --> 00:39:44,799 Look. - No way. 632 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:46,175 - Wyatt, hurry up, shark! 633 00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:49,344 - Oh, hell no. 634 00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:50,429 Bucky! 635 00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:51,722 I'm coming, dude! 636 00:39:53,681 --> 00:39:54,517 Bucky! 637 00:39:57,143 --> 00:39:57,978 - Hurry! 638 00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:01,815 It's gonna get you, don't stop! 639 00:40:03,776 --> 00:40:05,152 Hurry! 640 00:40:05,194 --> 00:40:05,945 Faster! 641 00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:13,786 Swim! 642 00:40:14,536 --> 00:40:16,122 - Ow, darn it. 643 00:40:16,997 --> 00:40:19,083 - Why'd he stop? 644 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:20,376 - Wyatt, what's wrong? 645 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:21,877 - You got a cramp or something, honey? 646 00:40:21,919 --> 00:40:24,088 - I think he's in shock. 647 00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:26,172 - You gotta get outta the water! 648 00:40:28,467 --> 00:40:30,219 - Bucky! 649 00:40:40,479 --> 00:40:42,398 - Just a little bit more. 650 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,274 You got it! 651 00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:02,126 - Darn it! 652 00:41:02,168 --> 00:41:03,085 ♪ You know you such a fool ♪ 653 00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:05,087 ♪ You know ♪ 654 00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:06,547 ♪ You know you such a fool ♪ 655 00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:15,431 ♪ Hey, the margarita ♪ 656 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:17,516 - Is this real life? 657 00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:24,273 - Gosh, that's real bad. 658 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:26,650 We must be on top of that underwater power line. 659 00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:30,279 - Wyatt, snap out of it. 660 00:41:35,242 --> 00:41:36,243 - Oh my God! 661 00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:36,911 You son of a bitch! 662 00:41:36,952 --> 00:41:40,289 - Sweet Reba, that really just happened. 663 00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:55,596 - You should have seen yourself. 664 00:42:08,651 --> 00:42:09,902 Barb! 665 00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:31,215 - Yeah. 666 00:42:32,299 --> 00:42:33,133 Yeah. 667 00:42:37,846 --> 00:42:38,681 - Billie Jean. 668 00:42:40,641 --> 00:42:42,560 What you doing all the way down here? 669 00:42:42,601 --> 00:42:44,603 - One minute I be watching "Showcase Showdown" 670 00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:45,145 and the next thing I know, 671 00:42:45,145 --> 00:42:47,022 I've been swept here by the water. 672 00:42:48,565 --> 00:42:49,608 - Everyone okay? 673 00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:51,527 You seen what happened to Jo? 674 00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:54,196 - I haven't seen a soul since things got biblical. 675 00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:57,491 I'm just sitting here catching whatever comes my way. 676 00:42:57,533 --> 00:42:58,576 Look. 677 00:43:01,661 --> 00:43:04,873 One man's tragedy is another man's treasure. 678 00:43:04,915 --> 00:43:06,208 - That looks real nice. 679 00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:09,253 Hey, 680 00:43:09,295 --> 00:43:10,379 that's my watch. 681 00:43:12,214 --> 00:43:13,549 - You want it? 682 00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:15,009 - Yeah. 683 00:43:15,050 --> 00:43:16,260 - 200 bucks. 684 00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:19,680 - My grandpa gave me that watch before he died. 685 00:43:19,722 --> 00:43:22,056 - Ah, so it's something real special to you. 686 00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:23,183 - Yeah, sure is. 687 00:43:23,225 --> 00:43:24,059 - 50. 688 00:43:26,353 --> 00:43:27,938 - All right, I'll tell you what, 689 00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:29,898 how about I don't make any fuss about the watch 690 00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:31,275 if you lend me that oar. 691 00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:34,612 What'd do you say? 692 00:43:36,530 --> 00:43:37,448 For old time sake? 693 00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:39,908 - You got yourself a deal. 694 00:43:41,702 --> 00:43:43,329 Pleasure doing business with you. 695 00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:45,706 - Hey, I'm gonna go down to the park, 696 00:43:45,748 --> 00:43:47,166 see if anyone needs any help. 697 00:43:47,207 --> 00:43:48,709 You wanna come? 698 00:43:48,751 --> 00:43:51,128 - Nah, this is like Christmas. 699 00:43:51,170 --> 00:43:52,630 - All right, you be safe, you hear? 700 00:43:52,671 --> 00:43:54,797 - There's a shark swimming in these waters. 701 00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,592 - A shark here? 702 00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:59,594 The weather man saying nothing about a tornado. 703 00:44:03,681 --> 00:44:04,725 - How much for that gun? 704 00:44:08,270 --> 00:44:09,480 - This one? 705 00:44:09,521 --> 00:44:10,189 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 706 00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:12,775 Whisky, tango, foxtrot, don't point that thing in me. 707 00:44:12,815 --> 00:44:15,152 I said I wasn't gonna make no fuss. 708 00:44:15,194 --> 00:44:16,445 Come on now. - Ah. 709 00:44:16,487 --> 00:44:18,697 I'm just funnin' with you. 710 00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:19,614 Here. 711 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:20,449 You can have it. 712 00:44:23,285 --> 00:44:24,620 - Thank you, Billie Jean. 713 00:44:29,123 --> 00:44:30,584 You be safe. 714 00:44:30,626 --> 00:44:32,252 - Bye. 715 00:44:32,294 --> 00:44:35,047 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 716 00:44:35,089 --> 00:44:37,007 You keep on rowing. 717 00:44:37,049 --> 00:44:39,051 Go save those people. 718 00:45:00,656 --> 00:45:02,658 - Woo, hoo, hoo, baby! 719 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,993 Look at this place, Curls, it's all washed up! 720 00:45:05,035 --> 00:45:06,745 - Genius, this one, boss. 721 00:45:06,786 --> 00:45:08,789 - This needs to be the end of this trailer park. 722 00:45:08,831 --> 00:45:09,665 Understood? 723 00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:10,916 - Yes, sir. 724 00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:13,085 - And if we find anyone left alive, fix 'em! 725 00:45:13,919 --> 00:45:16,505 Unless it's my ex. 726 00:45:17,506 --> 00:45:18,172 I got special plans for her. 727 00:45:18,215 --> 00:45:21,677 If it's that bitch boy she tried to replace me with. 728 00:45:22,761 --> 00:45:24,221 I got even specialer plans for him. 729 00:45:24,263 --> 00:45:25,806 - Woo, I like that! 730 00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:26,681 Yes siree! 731 00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:28,267 Woo! 732 00:46:12,018 --> 00:46:13,771 - Oh, come on, now. 733 00:46:40,506 --> 00:46:41,924 Jo! 734 00:46:41,965 --> 00:46:42,800 - Rob? 735 00:46:43,967 --> 00:46:45,052 Oh, thank God! 736 00:46:45,093 --> 00:46:46,219 Woo! - Woo-hoo! 737 00:46:46,261 --> 00:46:47,930 - Yeah! 738 00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:51,934 - He's alive! 739 00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:53,185 - Hey, partner! 740 00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:56,939 - Sweet Jesus, he's come to save us, y'all! 741 00:46:56,980 --> 00:46:57,898 - Woo! 742 00:46:57,940 --> 00:46:59,525 - Are you all right? 743 00:46:59,565 --> 00:47:00,859 - I am now. 744 00:47:00,901 --> 00:47:01,610 Aren't you a sight for sore eyes. 745 00:47:01,610 --> 00:47:04,863 Thought maybe the flood washed away or something worse. 746 00:47:04,905 --> 00:47:07,282 - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, some of us were. 747 00:47:07,324 --> 00:47:08,742 You know, have you found any of the others? 748 00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:10,285 You know, what about Daisy, you seen her? 749 00:47:10,327 --> 00:47:11,328 - No, man. 750 00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:12,120 Sorry. 751 00:47:12,161 --> 00:47:13,789 - Come a little closer. 752 00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:14,957 I'm gonna jump down and give you the kiss of a lifetime. 753 00:47:14,998 --> 00:47:16,875 - You hold that thought, darling. 754 00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:17,459 There's a shark in these waters 755 00:47:17,459 --> 00:47:19,294 and that's son of a bitch is pissed off. 756 00:47:19,335 --> 00:47:21,296 - Yeah, we believe it. 757 00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:22,256 And we seen it. 758 00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:28,804 Hey ate my Dukey. 759 00:47:34,017 --> 00:47:35,393 - And my Uncle Jeff too. 760 00:47:35,435 --> 00:47:36,270 - Ah. 761 00:47:37,646 --> 00:47:39,940 - But it ain't your old run-of-the-mill shark. 762 00:47:39,982 --> 00:47:41,525 It's got issues, 763 00:47:41,567 --> 00:47:42,234 electrical ones. 764 00:47:42,276 --> 00:47:44,277 I don't think my boat's big enough for all four of us. 765 00:47:44,319 --> 00:47:45,696 I think it's best if we just stay up here 766 00:47:45,737 --> 00:47:47,072 on top of these trailers, 767 00:47:47,114 --> 00:47:49,950 wait for some choppers to come rescue us. 768 00:47:49,992 --> 00:47:52,703 - I mean, do they even know this is going on? 769 00:47:52,744 --> 00:47:54,621 Right, I mean all the power lines are down 770 00:47:54,663 --> 00:47:56,123 and I guarantee nobody's paid 771 00:47:56,164 --> 00:47:58,375 their damn cellphone bills this month! 772 00:47:58,417 --> 00:48:00,794 - We ain't seen not a single rescue team. 773 00:48:00,835 --> 00:48:03,130 No boat, no plane, nothing. 774 00:48:03,171 --> 00:48:05,382 It's like they don't even know the levee broke. 775 00:48:05,424 --> 00:48:07,134 - Oh, it wasn't broke. 776 00:48:07,175 --> 00:48:08,969 It was blowed up. - What? 777 00:48:09,011 --> 00:48:10,262 - By who? 778 00:48:41,501 --> 00:48:44,338 - Golden Bullet, come in. 779 00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:49,217 Golden Bullet, come in. 780 00:48:51,136 --> 00:48:52,930 - This is Golden Bullet. 781 00:48:52,971 --> 00:48:54,056 What do you have? 782 00:48:54,097 --> 00:48:55,556 - It's wiped out here. 783 00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:56,850 - Good! 784 00:48:56,892 --> 00:48:58,352 - No sign of any surviving tenants. 785 00:48:58,393 --> 00:48:59,978 I've never see anything like this. 786 00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:01,229 - Just make sure my cleanup operation 787 00:49:01,271 --> 00:49:03,190 can start right away. 788 00:49:03,231 --> 00:49:04,483 - Copy that. 789 00:49:04,524 --> 00:49:05,692 - Hey, I'll come by later on the boat 790 00:49:05,734 --> 00:49:07,027 and survey that damage. 791 00:49:07,861 --> 00:49:09,780 - Echo One, out. 792 00:49:38,934 --> 00:49:39,768 - Jackpot. 793 00:49:46,065 --> 00:49:47,150 Damn it. 794 00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:05,043 Holy grits! 795 00:50:13,468 --> 00:50:14,928 Come and get it! 796 00:50:15,804 --> 00:50:16,972 Little 797 00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:18,390 brat! 798 00:50:28,525 --> 00:50:32,154 - You're the next contestant on "The Price is Right!" 799 00:50:52,132 --> 00:50:52,924 - Woo! 800 00:50:54,426 --> 00:50:55,969 Woo-hoo, baby! 801 00:50:56,011 --> 00:50:57,304 Woo! 802 00:50:59,139 --> 00:51:00,181 Woo! 803 00:51:01,099 --> 00:51:01,892 Woo-hoo! 804 00:51:03,101 --> 00:51:03,935 Woo! 805 00:51:21,953 --> 00:51:23,163 Woo-hoo, baby! 806 00:51:23,205 --> 00:51:24,247 - Well, well, 807 00:51:24,289 --> 00:51:25,665 what have we here? 808 00:51:25,707 --> 00:51:27,501 - The lone survivor. 809 00:51:27,542 --> 00:51:29,002 - Where the others, Daisy? 810 00:51:29,044 --> 00:51:29,544 - I don't know. 811 00:51:29,544 --> 00:51:31,296 Get me the hell off of this thing. 812 00:51:31,338 --> 00:51:32,589 - Why? 813 00:51:32,631 --> 00:51:33,507 So I could take you up to the bar 814 00:51:33,547 --> 00:51:34,966 and you could drink all my beer? 815 00:51:35,008 --> 00:51:36,134 Nah. 816 00:51:36,176 --> 00:51:37,260 I'm all good on that. 817 00:51:38,094 --> 00:51:40,055 - Where's the others, bitch? 818 00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:41,181 - Dead. 819 00:51:41,223 --> 00:51:42,556 They're all dead. 820 00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:43,934 - Even Jolene? 821 00:51:43,975 --> 00:51:46,018 - I don't know what happened at Jolene. 822 00:51:46,061 --> 00:51:48,105 We got separated when the wave came through. 823 00:51:48,146 --> 00:51:49,898 - Who's all dead? 824 00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:51,733 - Barb and Wyatt, at least. 825 00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:52,776 There's a great white coming through here 826 00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:53,985 if you haven't noticed. 827 00:51:54,027 --> 00:51:54,777 Got them both. 828 00:51:54,820 --> 00:51:55,987 - Shark in the park. 829 00:51:56,029 --> 00:51:57,405 - That's a first. 830 00:51:57,447 --> 00:52:00,534 - Now get me the hell out of here and on to dry land. 831 00:52:00,575 --> 00:52:02,160 Just not to a dry county. 832 00:52:02,202 --> 00:52:03,620 - You heard her, boys. 833 00:52:03,661 --> 00:52:04,746 Let's get her off of there, huh? 834 00:52:04,788 --> 00:52:06,623 - Woo-hoo! - Open wide, bitch! 835 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,591 - Woo! 836 00:52:16,633 --> 00:52:17,467 - Swayze! 837 00:52:20,094 --> 00:52:21,638 What the hell happened to you? 838 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:23,056 You used to be one of us. 839 00:52:23,098 --> 00:52:24,724 - I took some advice 840 00:52:24,766 --> 00:52:27,686 and got out of that low-life country club. 841 00:52:27,727 --> 00:52:28,979 You should have done the same 842 00:52:29,020 --> 00:52:31,231 while you still had a chance, Daisy cakes. 843 00:52:31,273 --> 00:52:32,524 Been real nice knowing you. 844 00:52:32,565 --> 00:52:35,152 - Aw, did we get you wet, Daisy cakes? 845 00:52:35,193 --> 00:52:36,736 - Make sure she doesn't make you back to dry land 846 00:52:36,777 --> 00:52:39,156 of any county. 847 00:52:45,078 --> 00:52:45,911 Have fun! 848 00:52:51,793 --> 00:52:54,880 - I saw Swayze walking away after the explosion. 849 00:52:54,921 --> 00:52:56,464 In fact, 850 00:52:56,506 --> 00:52:58,216 I caught him on camera. 851 00:52:58,258 --> 00:52:59,593 That son of a bitch did this! 852 00:53:00,510 --> 00:53:01,719 - That makes sense. 853 00:53:01,761 --> 00:53:04,181 Swayze's been doing Deconnard's dirty work. 854 00:53:04,222 --> 00:53:05,390 I'll kill him when I see him! 855 00:53:05,431 --> 00:53:07,934 - Of course, Deconnard's behind all this! 856 00:53:08,935 --> 00:53:10,312 What wouldn't he be? 857 00:53:10,353 --> 00:53:12,772 He's been wanting us off his land for years! 858 00:53:13,899 --> 00:53:15,775 Looks like he finally got his wish, huh? 859 00:53:17,319 --> 00:53:19,613 - Wait a minute, you say you got Swayze on camera, right? 860 00:53:19,654 --> 00:53:20,947 Where's the footage? 861 00:53:20,989 --> 00:53:23,158 - It's in the belly of that shark. 862 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,659 But he ate my GoPro. 863 00:53:24,701 --> 00:53:26,077 And my ski-doo. 864 00:53:26,119 --> 00:53:27,370 - That's a good thing though. 865 00:53:27,411 --> 00:53:29,039 - But I loved that ski-doo. 866 00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:32,000 - Oh, no, no, the camera's in the waterproof casing. 867 00:53:32,042 --> 00:53:33,335 You see? 868 00:53:33,376 --> 00:53:35,128 You see, sharks have a slow digestive track. 869 00:53:35,170 --> 00:53:38,215 Don't ask me why I know that but it's still there! 870 00:53:38,256 --> 00:53:38,797 Right? 871 00:53:38,797 --> 00:53:41,176 You kill the fish, retrieve the camera, 872 00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:42,969 and not only do we get revenge on the shark, 873 00:53:43,011 --> 00:53:44,888 we get revenge on Deconnard as well. 874 00:53:44,930 --> 00:53:45,597 Yeah. 875 00:53:45,597 --> 00:53:50,060 We'll put that no-good, butt-packing, silly-slapping 876 00:53:50,101 --> 00:53:53,772 deep-digging, trailer-swamping Soggy Meadows 877 00:53:53,813 --> 00:53:58,235 son of a motherless goat away for good! 878 00:53:58,276 --> 00:53:59,319 - Wait a minute, wait a minute. 879 00:53:59,361 --> 00:54:01,279 Are you actually suggesting 880 00:54:01,321 --> 00:54:02,739 we give a great white 881 00:54:03,614 --> 00:54:05,492 a reverse colonoscopy? 882 00:54:05,533 --> 00:54:06,785 - Yeah! 883 00:54:06,826 --> 00:54:08,161 - Good luck with that one. 884 00:54:08,203 --> 00:54:09,955 - I thought it was a good idea. 885 00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:11,748 - For who? 886 00:54:13,583 --> 00:54:18,630 - I knew it. 887 00:55:15,770 --> 00:55:16,813 - Woo! 888 00:55:16,855 --> 00:55:17,689 Woo-hoo! 889 00:55:18,982 --> 00:55:20,400 - Are you ready yet? 890 00:55:20,442 --> 00:55:21,401 - Woo! 891 00:55:21,443 --> 00:55:22,736 - Here we go! 892 00:55:23,777 --> 00:55:25,905 ♪ Ooooh ♪ 893 00:55:25,947 --> 00:55:28,450 ♪ Who lives in a trailer park covered with mud ♪ 894 00:55:28,491 --> 00:55:30,618 ♪ Daisy skank pants ♪ - Woo! 895 00:55:30,660 --> 00:55:32,454 Woo! 896 00:55:32,495 --> 00:55:34,331 ♪ Daisy skank pants ♪ 897 00:55:34,372 --> 00:55:36,333 ♪ The trailer park camp ground all soggy and washed ♪ 898 00:55:36,373 --> 00:55:41,046 ♪ Daisy skank pants ♪ - Woo-hoo! 899 00:55:41,087 --> 00:55:43,381 ♪ Daisy skank pants ♪ 900 00:55:43,422 --> 00:55:45,383 ♪ Daisy skank pants ♪ 901 00:55:45,425 --> 00:55:47,510 ♪ Daisy skank pants ♪ 902 00:55:47,552 --> 00:55:49,262 ♪ Daisy ♪ 903 00:55:49,304 --> 00:55:51,890 ♪ Skank pants ♪ 904 00:55:53,808 --> 00:55:54,642 Woo! 905 00:56:05,445 --> 00:56:06,154 - Woo! 906 00:56:06,154 --> 00:56:09,032 They say sharks can smell blood for three dang miles away. 907 00:56:09,074 --> 00:56:10,700 - You're gonna die. 908 00:56:20,835 --> 00:56:21,669 Woo! 909 00:56:22,629 --> 00:56:23,463 - Woo-hoo! 910 00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:28,426 - Woo-hoo, baby! 911 00:56:31,346 --> 00:56:32,555 - And it's good! 912 00:56:37,393 --> 00:56:38,853 Sharky, sharky, shark. 913 00:56:47,487 --> 00:56:49,280 - Shouldn't be long now. 914 00:56:49,322 --> 00:56:51,324 - Yeah, man, but it's beer-30 and I'm late. 915 00:56:51,366 --> 00:56:52,117 Think I can kill her? 916 00:56:52,158 --> 00:56:53,034 - Hold on! 917 00:56:53,076 --> 00:56:53,743 It won't be long from now. 918 00:56:53,743 --> 00:56:56,913 If the shark's in these parts it'll smell the blood. 919 00:56:56,955 --> 00:56:59,373 - Yeah, I guess that would be a hell of a show. 920 00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:02,502 - Hell yeah it will and we won't even have to hide the body. 921 00:57:03,545 --> 00:57:04,629 - You make a good point. 922 00:57:04,671 --> 00:57:05,505 Wow! 923 00:57:09,008 --> 00:57:10,260 - Whoa! 924 00:57:10,301 --> 00:57:11,344 Hey! 925 00:57:11,386 --> 00:57:12,762 Come on, baby. 926 00:57:12,804 --> 00:57:14,264 - Mine too. 927 00:57:28,528 --> 00:57:30,071 - What you doing? 928 00:57:36,870 --> 00:57:38,496 Get her, Curl! 929 00:57:38,538 --> 00:57:40,415 Stick her like a dirty pig! 930 00:57:55,722 --> 00:57:57,182 What happened? 931 00:57:57,223 --> 00:57:58,766 Why the hell you stop? 932 00:57:58,808 --> 00:58:00,101 Come on, man. 933 00:58:00,143 --> 00:58:01,728 You can dive, baby! 934 00:58:01,769 --> 00:58:02,520 Get her! 935 00:58:16,534 --> 00:58:18,578 Oh, come on, Sally Tuna! 936 00:58:31,591 --> 00:58:33,593 - Why does that smell so delicious? 937 00:58:44,854 --> 00:58:47,482 - Deconnard Holdings, how may I direct your call? 938 00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:48,483 - Sally. 939 00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:49,484 Yeah, it's Malcolm. 940 00:58:49,526 --> 00:58:50,735 Listen, 941 00:58:50,777 --> 00:58:52,654 I just got some news that the levee 942 00:58:52,695 --> 00:58:55,448 around my trailer property had some severe damage 943 00:58:55,490 --> 00:58:56,908 and there's some flooding in the area. 944 00:58:56,950 --> 00:59:00,036 So I'm thinking that the people in that region, 945 00:59:00,078 --> 00:59:02,580 they're gonna be needing food and supplies and whatnot. 946 00:59:02,622 --> 00:59:04,457 So here's what I want you to do, 947 00:59:04,499 --> 00:59:06,918 I want you to call all my outlets 948 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:08,795 and raise the prices on everything 949 00:59:08,836 --> 00:59:10,964 from hardware to groceries. 950 00:59:11,005 --> 00:59:13,800 - Golden Bullet, come in! 951 00:59:13,841 --> 00:59:15,343 - Hold on! 952 00:59:15,385 --> 00:59:16,553 - Yes, sir. 953 00:59:16,594 --> 00:59:17,845 - No, Sally, not you. 954 00:59:17,887 --> 00:59:19,514 - And cash too? 955 00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:21,975 - Yes, and cash too. 956 00:59:22,016 --> 00:59:24,561 Listen, this is supply meets demand, Sally. 957 00:59:24,602 --> 00:59:25,895 Supply meets demand. 958 00:59:25,937 --> 00:59:27,605 - Golden Bullet, come in! 959 00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:33,486 - Yeah! 960 00:59:33,528 --> 00:59:35,071 What do you have? 961 00:59:35,113 --> 00:59:36,739 - Survivors. 962 00:59:36,781 --> 00:59:38,700 - Survivors? 963 00:59:38,741 --> 00:59:41,244 - And a shark, apparently. 964 00:59:41,286 --> 00:59:42,704 - And a shark? 965 00:59:42,745 --> 00:59:44,622 - Must have washed in from the ocean. 966 00:59:45,873 --> 00:59:48,543 They said they got video proof of me at the scene 967 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:49,711 destroying the levee. 968 00:59:50,795 --> 00:59:51,629 - Video? 969 00:59:54,966 --> 00:59:56,217 Listen up, 970 00:59:56,259 --> 00:59:58,761 you need to get that video and care of it. 971 00:59:58,803 --> 01:00:01,389 - He said that the shark ate the damn camera. 972 01:00:02,015 --> 01:00:05,727 - Well good, then it's already taken care of. 973 01:00:05,768 --> 01:00:07,895 - They plan to hunt the shark and retrieve it. 974 01:00:07,937 --> 01:00:12,275 They seem pretty determined to take us down. 975 01:00:12,317 --> 01:00:13,359 - Retrieve it? 976 01:00:14,319 --> 01:00:15,486 You listen to me, 977 01:00:16,529 --> 01:00:19,157 no one leaves this thing alive. 978 01:00:19,949 --> 01:00:21,534 No fish or human. 979 01:00:22,118 --> 01:00:25,455 That includes your little girlfriend too. 980 01:00:25,496 --> 01:00:26,247 Am... 981 01:00:26,289 --> 01:00:27,040 I... 982 01:00:27,081 --> 01:00:27,957 clear? 983 01:00:27,999 --> 01:00:29,542 - I have it covered. 984 01:00:31,711 --> 01:00:33,379 - Covered, my ass. 985 01:00:34,964 --> 01:00:36,799 Bitch-ass amateurs. 986 01:00:44,432 --> 01:00:46,017 Need someone killed, 987 01:00:47,727 --> 01:00:49,395 you do what it your damn self. 988 01:00:50,938 --> 01:00:53,191 - How are we gonna go about hunting a great white shark? 989 01:00:53,232 --> 01:00:56,569 I mean, we have a rubber raft, three drown trailers 990 01:00:56,611 --> 01:00:57,904 and the duct tape. 991 01:00:57,945 --> 01:00:59,113 - Duct tape? - Duct tape. 992 01:00:59,155 --> 01:01:00,615 - I like duct tape. 993 01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:01,324 - Yeah, me too. 994 01:01:01,324 --> 01:01:04,661 But how do we go about achieving that level of win? 995 01:01:04,702 --> 01:01:07,747 - You catch a shark like you would any other fish, partner. 996 01:01:07,789 --> 01:01:08,623 With bait. 997 01:01:09,582 --> 01:01:10,083 - Okay. 998 01:01:10,124 --> 01:01:12,293 How are we gonna go about getting bait 999 01:01:12,335 --> 01:01:13,878 in the middle of a crisis? 1000 01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:15,171 - I don't know. 1001 01:01:16,923 --> 01:01:20,802 - I got a big bloody rib marinating in my refrigerator. 1002 01:01:20,843 --> 01:01:22,011 Would that work? 1003 01:01:22,053 --> 01:01:23,221 - You say bloody? 1004 01:01:23,262 --> 01:01:24,389 - Bloody, baby! 1005 01:01:24,430 --> 01:01:26,265 - Oh, hell yeah. 1006 01:01:26,307 --> 01:01:27,600 Now we're cooking! 1007 01:01:27,642 --> 01:01:29,644 - But how you gonna go about hooking it? 1008 01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:30,520 - Well... 1009 01:01:31,437 --> 01:01:32,897 I don't know, wait. 1010 01:01:34,899 --> 01:01:36,275 You got duck tape. 1011 01:01:36,317 --> 01:01:37,485 - That's a good point. 1012 01:01:40,071 --> 01:01:42,031 - With the winch hitch off my old skip. 1013 01:01:43,449 --> 01:01:45,284 Yeah, somehow we get that damn thing 1014 01:01:45,326 --> 01:01:47,620 to lock a bite off in that hook, huh? 1015 01:01:47,662 --> 01:01:49,038 Tie it up to some chain 1016 01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:51,749 and wrap it around Daisy's beer kegs! 1017 01:01:51,791 --> 01:01:53,501 That will tire him out real quick! 1018 01:01:53,543 --> 01:01:54,168 Yeah? 1019 01:01:54,210 --> 01:01:56,212 Just like them yellow barrels that Quint done used. 1020 01:01:56,254 --> 01:01:57,964 - It's not a bad idea. 1021 01:01:58,005 --> 01:02:00,675 Slows him down, tires him out. 1022 01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:02,969 He can't keep on swimming then he can't breathe. 1023 01:02:03,886 --> 01:02:04,804 - You count me in. 1024 01:02:07,765 --> 01:02:10,184 This is for my big, brown Dukey. 1025 01:02:15,773 --> 01:02:17,108 - For your Dukey. 1026 01:02:31,330 --> 01:02:32,415 - I gotcha, I gotcha. 1027 01:02:32,457 --> 01:02:33,791 Climb on, yeah. 1028 01:02:36,002 --> 01:02:36,919 - All right. 1029 01:02:36,961 --> 01:02:37,920 All right. 1030 01:02:39,255 --> 01:02:41,674 You know, if this is gonna work, 1031 01:02:41,716 --> 01:02:43,259 these things are gonna have to be drained. 1032 01:02:43,301 --> 01:02:45,762 Hey Cleon, why don't you get started on freeing those ribs? 1033 01:02:45,803 --> 01:02:47,221 I'll work on these. 1034 01:02:53,728 --> 01:02:55,146 This one's for you, Uncle Jeff. 1035 01:02:57,774 --> 01:02:59,776 This one's for all my dead honkies. 1036 01:02:59,817 --> 01:03:01,360 - Oh, Daisy ain't gonna like that. 1037 01:03:04,155 --> 01:03:05,865 All right. 1038 01:03:05,907 --> 01:03:08,618 - I don't know what the hell I was thinking. 1039 01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:10,953 If the good Lord wanted me to go back down 1040 01:03:10,995 --> 01:03:12,914 into that murky death trap, 1041 01:03:12,955 --> 01:03:15,750 he probably would've blessed me with a nice set of gills. 1042 01:03:15,792 --> 01:03:18,169 - You see any rescue teams coming to save us? 1043 01:03:20,963 --> 01:03:22,340 - No. 1044 01:03:22,381 --> 01:03:23,633 - Heard any choppers? 1045 01:03:24,801 --> 01:03:26,302 - No! 1046 01:03:26,344 --> 01:03:28,721 - Well then I reckon we're gonna have to be our own heroes, 1047 01:03:28,763 --> 01:03:30,723 which faithfully includes you. 1048 01:03:32,141 --> 01:03:33,684 So get the meat. 1049 01:03:33,726 --> 01:03:35,311 - I hate to see a good rack of ribs go to waste! 1050 01:03:35,353 --> 01:03:37,730 - It ain't no waste. 1051 01:03:37,772 --> 01:03:40,441 That rack of ribs is gonna save our damn lives. 1052 01:03:40,483 --> 01:03:42,235 - When we get that fish, 1053 01:03:42,276 --> 01:03:43,945 we're gonna filet us up some shark sticks. 1054 01:03:43,986 --> 01:03:45,488 How about that? 1055 01:03:45,530 --> 01:03:47,365 - Does shark go good with mustard and relish? 1056 01:03:47,406 --> 01:03:48,950 - You're damn right it does. 1057 01:03:48,991 --> 01:03:50,535 Now buck up, Cleon! 1058 01:03:50,576 --> 01:03:51,953 - I'm going in! 1059 01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:01,879 I'm in! 1060 01:04:03,756 --> 01:04:04,674 Oh man. 1061 01:04:06,133 --> 01:04:08,219 Everything is ruined. 1062 01:04:08,261 --> 01:04:10,596 It's a damn shame! 1063 01:04:10,638 --> 01:04:11,597 Oh man. 1064 01:04:15,935 --> 01:04:18,896 - You're not doing what I think you're doing. 1065 01:04:18,938 --> 01:04:20,565 - Yeah. 1066 01:04:20,606 --> 01:04:21,941 I'm going in, darling. 1067 01:04:22,984 --> 01:04:24,443 Gotta untie my winch hitch. 1068 01:04:25,278 --> 01:04:26,779 Get some chains. 1069 01:04:26,821 --> 01:04:28,281 - Goodness gracious, Roofie, please be careful. 1070 01:04:28,322 --> 01:04:29,615 - I will. 1071 01:04:31,534 --> 01:04:33,119 Yeah, I got her. 1072 01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:38,207 No, I don't! 1073 01:04:39,876 --> 01:04:42,378 That coulda been more graceful. 1074 01:04:52,471 --> 01:04:55,850 - Hitting the gas straight off the tank, huh baby? 1075 01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:56,851 We need you sharp 1076 01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:57,560 to pull this off now. - Woo! 1077 01:04:57,560 --> 01:05:00,479 - And don't forget to save some for the rest of us. 1078 01:05:00,521 --> 01:05:01,731 - I guess this is what I missed 1079 01:05:01,772 --> 01:05:03,232 by not going to college, huh? 1080 01:05:03,274 --> 01:05:04,859 - You just get us outta here in one piece 1081 01:05:04,901 --> 01:05:05,818 and I'll show you what else you missed 1082 01:05:05,860 --> 01:05:07,194 by not going to college. 1083 01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:13,117 - That's what she said. 1084 01:05:16,495 --> 01:05:17,330 Woo! 1085 01:06:04,877 --> 01:06:05,878 - Hey, Jolene, 1086 01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:07,964 anything happens to me, 1087 01:06:08,005 --> 01:06:11,133 you be sure to tell my second cousin I love her. 1088 01:06:11,926 --> 01:06:13,135 You do that for me? 1089 01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:15,513 - You have my word. 1090 01:06:16,389 --> 01:06:17,723 - I'm going in. 1091 01:06:33,114 --> 01:06:35,574 - Kegs are drunk, I'm empty. 1092 01:06:42,748 --> 01:06:43,666 - Oh, baby. 1093 01:06:46,043 --> 01:06:47,461 Got you! 1094 01:06:47,503 --> 01:06:48,963 Got that ass! 1095 01:07:06,981 --> 01:07:08,065 Hey, y'all! 1096 01:07:08,107 --> 01:07:09,025 I got 'em! 1097 01:07:09,066 --> 01:07:11,027 Somebody give me a hand! 1098 01:07:22,163 --> 01:07:23,998 What the hell was that? 1099 01:07:29,253 --> 01:07:30,504 What the hell? 1100 01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:35,092 Sweet Jesus. 1101 01:07:35,134 --> 01:07:36,177 Holy... 1102 01:07:36,218 --> 01:07:37,553 Shark! 1103 01:07:50,483 --> 01:07:53,778 He lied with me beside the still waters. 1104 01:07:53,819 --> 01:07:56,822 Established Himself upon the blood... 1105 01:07:59,325 --> 01:08:02,119 and His doubters descend in the sea. 1106 01:08:11,045 --> 01:08:12,338 No! 1107 01:08:12,379 --> 01:08:14,048 Help! 1108 01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:15,049 No, no, no! 1109 01:08:24,475 --> 01:08:26,936 I shouldn't get my hair wet! 1110 01:08:28,395 --> 01:08:29,979 - Cleon? 1111 01:08:36,362 --> 01:08:38,197 - Got it, man! 1112 01:08:40,783 --> 01:08:42,284 Rob, where are you? 1113 01:08:43,619 --> 01:08:45,121 - All right, Rufus, I'm coming! 1114 01:08:46,622 --> 01:08:48,165 I'm right here, man! 1115 01:08:48,207 --> 01:08:49,208 I'm right here! 1116 01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:50,126 Hey, we gotta get outta here. 1117 01:08:50,167 --> 01:08:52,044 That shark is still hungry, man. 1118 01:08:52,086 --> 01:08:54,588 - Where's Cleon with the meat? 1119 01:08:54,630 --> 01:08:56,215 - Well, the ribs are right there. 1120 01:08:58,217 --> 01:08:59,927 I don't think Cleon made it, man. 1121 01:08:59,969 --> 01:09:00,678 - Oh. 1122 01:09:00,678 --> 01:09:02,513 - Neither are we unless we get back up on that trailer. 1123 01:09:02,555 --> 01:09:03,389 Come on! 1124 01:09:08,894 --> 01:09:10,104 - Rufus! 1125 01:09:10,146 --> 01:09:12,148 - Oh, come back here, man, we need you! 1126 01:09:12,189 --> 01:09:13,607 This was your plan! 1127 01:09:13,649 --> 01:09:14,775 - Roofie, no! 1128 01:09:16,152 --> 01:09:17,236 - Damn it. 1129 01:09:46,515 --> 01:09:47,349 - Yee-haw! 1130 01:09:48,559 --> 01:09:50,561 I'm hunting a shark, Dukey! 1131 01:09:50,603 --> 01:09:51,437 Yee-haw! 1132 01:09:52,646 --> 01:09:55,232 John Wayne never did this! 1133 01:09:58,277 --> 01:10:00,279 Eat your heart out, Eastwood! 1134 01:10:00,321 --> 01:10:01,155 Yee-haw! 1135 01:10:14,376 --> 01:10:16,879 You tell 'em I'm coming, Dukey! 1136 01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:20,841 And hell's coming with me! 1137 01:10:20,883 --> 01:10:22,218 You hear? 1138 01:10:22,259 --> 01:10:24,345 Hell's coming with me! 1139 01:11:00,965 --> 01:11:02,131 - You gotta get out of that boat! 1140 01:11:02,174 --> 01:11:04,218 That thing is gonna kill you too! 1141 01:11:04,260 --> 01:11:06,095 - I'm not gonna let them die in vain. 1142 01:11:06,136 --> 01:11:08,472 - But if you die, that's it, game over! 1143 01:11:08,514 --> 01:11:10,266 Get out of the water now! 1144 01:11:10,307 --> 01:11:12,101 - I got this. 1145 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:27,323 - Don't you dare get yourself killed, do you hear me? 1146 01:11:27,366 --> 01:11:28,450 I love you, Rob. 1147 01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:30,744 - I love you too, darling. 1148 01:11:30,786 --> 01:11:32,537 That's why I'm doing this. 1149 01:11:32,579 --> 01:11:37,626 Whoa! 1150 01:11:42,423 --> 01:11:43,506 It worked! 1151 01:11:44,758 --> 01:11:46,552 Chew on that, you bastard! 1152 01:11:46,593 --> 01:11:48,220 - It worked! 1153 01:11:48,262 --> 01:11:49,638 I can't believe it worked. 1154 01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:51,223 You hooked that son of a bitch! 1155 01:11:51,265 --> 01:11:53,767 - Good old redneck ingenuity. 1156 01:11:56,729 --> 01:11:58,439 I think I peed a little bit though. 1157 01:11:59,564 --> 01:12:00,607 It's kind of warm. 1158 01:12:08,657 --> 01:12:10,534 - Daisy cakes! 1159 01:12:10,576 --> 01:12:11,744 You still need a ride? 1160 01:12:19,460 --> 01:12:20,294 Get on. 1161 01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:21,670 It ain't a request. 1162 01:12:21,712 --> 01:12:23,380 - Rob, you gotta get out of there! 1163 01:12:23,421 --> 01:12:25,424 - He's coming back around! 1164 01:12:31,138 --> 01:12:32,473 - Where are you going? 1165 01:12:32,514 --> 01:12:33,891 - I don't know! 1166 01:12:36,810 --> 01:12:40,356 He's coming for you. 1167 01:12:40,397 --> 01:12:42,483 You gotta climb, baby. 1168 01:12:50,032 --> 01:12:51,408 Rob, watch out! 1169 01:12:53,786 --> 01:12:54,578 - Oh! 1170 01:12:57,706 --> 01:12:59,083 - Damn it, Rob! 1171 01:12:59,124 --> 01:12:59,958 - Did you see that? 1172 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:00,876 - Pretty hard not to. 1173 01:13:00,918 --> 01:13:02,294 - No, the chain. 1174 01:13:02,336 --> 01:13:03,420 - What about it? 1175 01:13:05,339 --> 01:13:07,216 - All right, watch this. 1176 01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:18,185 - What in the hell are you doing, Rob? 1177 01:13:18,227 --> 01:13:19,603 - I'm going fishing. 1178 01:13:28,028 --> 01:13:30,572 - He's coming again! 1179 01:13:32,573 --> 01:13:33,784 - I want him to. 1180 01:13:33,826 --> 01:13:35,244 - Are you crazy? 1181 01:13:35,285 --> 01:13:36,870 - Or just stupid. 1182 01:13:36,912 --> 01:13:37,787 It's a fine line. 1183 01:13:40,791 --> 01:13:42,376 For trailer park and country! 1184 01:13:50,592 --> 01:13:51,427 Yes! 1185 01:13:53,970 --> 01:13:55,472 It worked! 1186 01:13:55,514 --> 01:13:57,099 - You're a genius. 1187 01:13:57,141 --> 01:13:58,392 - Or just lucky. 1188 01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:00,144 - It's a fine line. 1189 01:14:04,481 --> 01:14:05,732 Rob! 1190 01:14:24,585 --> 01:14:25,419 Rob! 1191 01:14:41,643 --> 01:14:42,811 - Well, 1192 01:14:42,853 --> 01:14:44,646 look what we have here. 1193 01:14:46,106 --> 01:14:49,193 I think it's time to take out the trailer trash. 1194 01:14:49,234 --> 01:14:50,861 - Your heartless bastard. 1195 01:14:50,903 --> 01:14:53,447 You're getting everyone killed, for what? 1196 01:14:53,488 --> 01:14:54,238 Money? 1197 01:14:54,281 --> 01:14:55,698 - What can I say? 1198 01:14:55,741 --> 01:14:58,827 It's a shark-eat-shark world, sweet tea. 1199 01:14:58,869 --> 01:15:00,704 But you and your kind, 1200 01:15:00,746 --> 01:15:03,749 you are nothing but a waste of life. 1201 01:15:03,790 --> 01:15:06,543 You are one step away from being on the street 1202 01:15:06,585 --> 01:15:09,588 and you're expecting me to pay for your room and board? 1203 01:15:09,630 --> 01:15:11,006 Not anymore. 1204 01:15:11,048 --> 01:15:13,842 You know, I would love to kill you myself. 1205 01:15:14,676 --> 01:15:16,011 But I have a better idea. 1206 01:15:17,470 --> 01:15:19,555 I'd rather watch that shark eat you. 1207 01:15:21,475 --> 01:15:22,601 Start paddling! 1208 01:15:23,393 --> 01:15:24,228 Paddle! 1209 01:15:25,771 --> 01:15:26,604 Go! 1210 01:15:30,484 --> 01:15:31,860 Paddle! 1211 01:15:31,902 --> 01:15:33,529 Paddle! 1212 01:15:33,570 --> 01:15:34,404 Come on, now. 1213 01:15:35,488 --> 01:15:36,323 Paddle! 1214 01:15:40,077 --> 01:15:40,911 Paddle! 1215 01:15:42,621 --> 01:15:43,705 Paddle! 1216 01:15:44,581 --> 01:15:45,415 Keep paddling. 1217 01:15:46,458 --> 01:15:48,210 Kick those little feet, darling. 1218 01:15:49,586 --> 01:15:51,255 Don't make me use this. 1219 01:15:52,464 --> 01:15:53,340 Getting warm. 1220 01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:56,635 Almost there. 1221 01:15:58,178 --> 01:15:59,220 That a girl. 1222 01:16:08,522 --> 01:16:09,731 - You're finished. 1223 01:16:10,189 --> 01:16:12,150 Man, they're gonna love you in prison. 1224 01:16:12,192 --> 01:16:13,026 - Oh. 1225 01:16:15,404 --> 01:16:18,532 - Rob, help! 1226 01:16:40,304 --> 01:16:42,598 - Stay down, you dumbass hillbilly! 1227 01:16:42,639 --> 01:16:44,641 You're right where you belong. 1228 01:16:44,683 --> 01:16:47,269 Because all you're ever going to be 1229 01:16:47,311 --> 01:16:50,397 is a no-good, worthless trailer rat. 1230 01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:53,066 You should have come work from me when you had the chance. 1231 01:16:53,108 --> 01:16:54,901 I'd have gotten you out of this dump. 1232 01:16:54,943 --> 01:16:57,529 - It's not where you are that matters. 1233 01:16:57,571 --> 01:16:58,530 It's what you are. 1234 01:16:59,656 --> 01:17:02,993 And right now, I'm the one with the gun. 1235 01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:06,204 - You ain't gonna shoot me. 1236 01:17:07,122 --> 01:17:07,956 - You wanna bet? 1237 01:17:17,799 --> 01:17:19,176 - Well, 1238 01:17:19,217 --> 01:17:20,552 once again, 1239 01:17:20,594 --> 01:17:24,055 it seems that the tide has turned in my favor. 1240 01:17:24,097 --> 01:17:25,932 You had to go get my man on video 1241 01:17:25,974 --> 01:17:27,684 blowing the place up, didn't you? 1242 01:17:27,726 --> 01:17:30,604 And somehow the shark eats it? 1243 01:17:30,646 --> 01:17:33,814 I don't know who I'm going to enjoy killing more. 1244 01:17:33,857 --> 01:17:36,109 That shark or both of you. 1245 01:17:36,526 --> 01:17:39,321 How about I get you mounted? 1246 01:17:39,363 --> 01:17:41,406 I hang you up over the fireplace. 1247 01:17:41,448 --> 01:17:42,823 What do you think about? 1248 01:18:07,391 --> 01:18:08,225 Hey! 1249 01:18:09,226 --> 01:18:09,976 Hey! 1250 01:18:14,898 --> 01:18:15,732 - What? 1251 01:18:16,858 --> 01:18:18,151 He deserved that. 1252 01:18:20,570 --> 01:18:21,738 - That's one fickle tide. 1253 01:18:24,032 --> 01:18:24,866 Uh oh! 1254 01:18:26,660 --> 01:18:27,411 Oh no! 1255 01:18:27,452 --> 01:18:28,412 - Let's get outta here. 1256 01:18:31,372 --> 01:18:32,582 - What are you waiting for? 1257 01:18:32,624 --> 01:18:33,458 Go! 1258 01:18:35,043 --> 01:18:36,795 - Well, I have an idea. 1259 01:18:36,837 --> 01:18:38,546 - You're really gonna double down now? 1260 01:18:38,588 --> 01:18:40,549 - We leave and he gets loose of that line, 1261 01:18:40,590 --> 01:18:42,968 what he does to other folks is gonna be on us. 1262 01:18:43,009 --> 01:18:43,885 - Oh, hell. 1263 01:18:47,055 --> 01:18:50,016 - All right, why don't you grab that rope, okay? 1264 01:18:50,058 --> 01:18:52,102 - You lasso that chum-guzzler. 1265 01:18:52,144 --> 01:18:54,438 We'll drag him up on to dry land, 1266 01:18:54,479 --> 01:18:55,731 we'll watch him suffocate, 1267 01:18:55,772 --> 01:18:57,482 slowly, 1268 01:18:57,524 --> 01:18:58,734 and then we'll get the GoPro. 1269 01:18:58,775 --> 01:19:00,318 - Why, Deconnard is dead. 1270 01:19:02,028 --> 01:19:04,363 - Well, people still need to know what he did. 1271 01:19:04,406 --> 01:19:05,448 - All right. 1272 01:19:06,742 --> 01:19:08,952 - If there's one thing I learned from Rufus 1273 01:19:08,994 --> 01:19:10,537 is how to swing a rope. 1274 01:19:11,830 --> 01:19:12,956 - When he teach you that? 1275 01:19:23,175 --> 01:19:24,092 - Got it! 1276 01:19:24,134 --> 01:19:24,885 - Woo! 1277 01:19:24,926 --> 01:19:25,761 Come on! 1278 01:19:27,262 --> 01:19:28,345 - Hit it! 1279 01:19:28,388 --> 01:19:30,307 - Yippee ki yay, fother-mucker! 1280 01:19:39,024 --> 01:19:40,108 - Hell yeah! 1281 01:20:05,801 --> 01:20:06,885 You're doing it. 1282 01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:09,930 - Yeah, we're doing it! 1283 01:20:23,276 --> 01:20:24,236 We're not doing it. 1284 01:20:28,782 --> 01:20:30,742 Giving her all she got! 1285 01:20:35,997 --> 01:20:39,209 - Look out, the cleat's not going to hold! 1286 01:20:39,251 --> 01:20:40,085 - Duck! 1287 01:20:40,126 --> 01:20:40,919 Watch out! 1288 01:21:08,988 --> 01:21:11,032 I'm gonna keep us dryer than a popcorn fart! 1289 01:21:34,222 --> 01:21:35,974 - No frigging way. 1290 01:21:37,559 --> 01:21:39,978 You're the luckiest son of a bitch I know. 1291 01:21:40,020 --> 01:21:41,979 - Luck ain't got nothing to do with it. 1292 01:21:53,325 --> 01:21:54,200 - My GoPro! 1293 01:21:56,369 --> 01:21:57,829 Son of a bitch! 1294 01:21:57,871 --> 01:21:59,414 - Damn him. 1295 01:22:10,967 --> 01:22:12,052 - Hey! 1296 01:22:12,928 --> 01:22:14,012 You let her go! 1297 01:23:08,984 --> 01:23:09,818 Daisy? 1298 01:23:10,610 --> 01:23:11,444 - Hey. 1299 01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:14,113 I'm okay. 1300 01:23:14,155 --> 01:23:15,698 - She's okay. 1301 01:23:17,951 --> 01:23:19,744 - Well, 1302 01:23:19,786 --> 01:23:21,912 that's one way to get rid of an old boyfriend. 1303 01:23:21,955 --> 01:23:23,039 - Can you move? 1304 01:23:23,081 --> 01:23:23,915 - Uh huh. 1305 01:23:30,505 --> 01:23:33,091 - I'm gonna get my GoPro. 1306 01:23:39,139 --> 01:23:40,305 I got it! 1307 01:23:40,348 --> 01:23:41,891 - Yeah, baby! 1308 01:23:41,933 --> 01:23:43,560 - And that, ladies and gents, 1309 01:23:43,601 --> 01:23:46,729 is how I learned to stop worrying and love the trailer park. 1310 01:23:49,064 --> 01:23:50,775 It might not look like much 1311 01:23:50,817 --> 01:23:52,485 but it's everything to us. 1312 01:23:53,361 --> 01:23:54,195 It's home. 1313 01:23:56,113 --> 01:23:57,073 Well, 1314 01:23:57,115 --> 01:23:59,075 to what's left of us. 86013

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