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Episode 9x13
"Free Willzyx"
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And now, Jambu is going to
going to give you all a big wave!
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I'm all wet! Sweet!
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Dude, Jambu is the best!
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Now get ready for Jambu's next trick.
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Haha! I'm totally wet!
This is awesome!
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How about that, folks!
A full body flip!
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And now, Kelly's gonna show us
how she makes Jambu do his tricks.
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When Kelly slaps her hand three times,
Jambu comes to her.
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Jambu will stay and wait until
Kelly gives him a command.
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Oh, what trick are we gonna see?
Get those cameras ready!
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That's Kelly riding on Jambu's nose!
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I wish Kelly would ride on my nose.
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Yes! Yeehehehes!
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We hope you enjoyed Jambu's orca show and enjoy
the rest of your day at Denver's Sea Park!
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You bunch of retards.
- Hehe. Yeah.
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Okay, where to next?
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I think there's a sea lion show at 2:30.
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Let's just stay here and watch the
whale swim around some more.
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Why?
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Dude, everyone's leaving! We can walk
right up to the tank and really study him.
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Kyle, the show is over!
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The whale isn't gonna splash
us any more, so who cares?
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Let's go see the stingrays and
then we can go to the sea lion show.
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Killer.
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I'll meet up with you guys in a little bit.
I-I wanna hang out here some more.
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Okay, Kyle. We're gonna
get splashed some more
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but if you wanna go make
love to the whale, that's fine.
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Jambu! Jambu!
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Cool! It worked! Hey, Jambu.
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Hello, little boy.
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You like my flippers?
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Who said that?
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I did.
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No way!
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This is very exciting!
Usually when I talk, nobody can hear me.
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Where are you from?
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South Park.
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It sure is nice to have somebody to talk to.
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Can't we talk more? Please?
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What do you wanna talk about?
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Let's talk about rocket ships.
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Rocket ships?
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Yeah. I love rockets, but I can't see
them 'cause I'm stuck in this tank.
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You know, someday, I wish that I
could go up in space in a rocket ship.
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Why? Aren't you happy here?
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I try to be, but my dream is to
oneday blast off in a big rocket ship!
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This is amazing! But wait right here.
I've gotta go tell my friends about this!
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Oh God, it's funny every single time.
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And for those of you just joining us,
this is the stingray tank.
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Stingrays are members of the shark family,
but they're extremely peaceful creatures.
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We invite you to gently touch
the top of them as they swim by.
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Heh! Come on, stingray!
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Splash me! Ha! Hey, splash me!
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Dude, these things are dumb. Let's go!
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Hey you guys! You guys
are not gonna believe this!
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What?
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Dude, he talks!
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The orca whale talks!
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(What the fuck are you talking about?)
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I went up to Jambu's tank and I tapped
three times like the trainer did.
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Jambu swam up and started
talking to me about rocket ships!
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Come on! You gotta check it out!
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Jambu! Jambu, I'm back!
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How are you feeling?
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Huhm. Jambu, you wanna
talk about rocket ships?
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Ja- Jambu?
Are you still feelin' lonely here?
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Kyle, Kyle. Let it go, man.
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He talked! I swear to Abraham he
talked and he loves rocket ships!
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Dude, he's back, he's back!
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Goddamnit, say something!
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Come on, guys, let's leave
Kyle with his stupid whale.
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Please don't call me stupid.
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Jambu! Jambu, why didn't
you speak up before?
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I'm sorry. Sometimes I can't talk.
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It's because I'm very very sick, you see.
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Sick?
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I don't believe it.
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Yes, because I'm not used
to the earth atmosphere.
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You see, my name is actually Willzyx
and I'm from the moon!
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The moon?
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The... that's where all orca whales are from.
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If I don't get back to
the moon, I'm going to die.
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You live on the moon?
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I used to.
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I wish I could return and dance in the moon
castle with my wife and three children again.
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Oh my God...
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Why don't you just tell the
people here at the sea park?
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I can't tell them, because they're evil
communists from the Horsehead Nebula.
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They want to kill all us zypods, so they keep
us in these horrible tanks and make us perform.
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That's terrible!
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Dude, the boss is coming!
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Uh, uh, sorry boys,
I can't talk anymore. I'm too sick.
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Can't. Talk. Any. More.
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Alright guys, listen up!
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This may sound a little strange, but
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the whale, at the Denver Sea Park, is
going to die, unless we get it to the moon
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Well okay! Let's do it!
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The whale's name is Willzy-x and
he told us he's dying on our planet.
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We've come up wth a plan, but we're gonna
need all of your help to make it work.
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...A whale. Talked to you.
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It's true. The whale talked to all of us.
In between shows at his orca tank.
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Hey, that whale talked to me too.
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After everyone left the show I walked up
to the glass and he started talking.
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Weh-well, why didn't you tell anybody?
- Well I thought I was crazy.
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He said my dad was gonna sneak into
my room naked one night and beat me up.
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Well you're NOT crazy.
The whale talked to all of us.
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And he needs our help getting him home.
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...So it's true.
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Nobody else is going to help him, you guys.
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We've got a chance to do something
pretty special here. Are you with us?
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...What do we do?
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Stan?
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All right. In order to make our plan work.
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We're going to need the pool from
Clyde's back yard, Timmy's wheelchair,
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the Russian government and all of our skateboards.
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Timmy...
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Craig, Token, get the slings ready.
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Shhh. Willzy-x, don't say anything.
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We're gonna bust you out of here.
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Dude, did you see that episode of Trading
Spouses last night? That was insane
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Yeah, well ha- whoa.
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What the hell?
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How could you not have seen anything?
It's a whale, for Christ's sake!
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It must have been taken while
I was going to the bathroom.
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Were you in there for three hours?!?
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Don't yell at me!
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What happened?
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Somebody kidnapped Jambu,
took him right out of the park.
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What? How?
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I DON'T KNOW!
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All right, people, it's obvious we're dealing
with a highly intelligent animal-rights group.
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Those bastards have done
stuff like this before.
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Sir! Sir, we've found a note!
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A note? Let me see that.
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We're taking Willzy-x home to the moon
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Long live the zypods!
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What the hell does that mean?
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Harris, run a fingerprint on that note!
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Nelson! Find out what kind of
crayon it was written with.
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We'll find out who was responsible for this!
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We have to tell them!
We know what those boys look like!
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We can't tell them, then they're,
they're gonna think this is all our fault.
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It IS all our fault!
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How were we supposed to know
that they were gonna actually do it?!
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I shouldn't have laughed. All those times
we've messed with those kids' heads
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I should have just laughed there and laughed.
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Don't you say that! It was funny!
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It was really funny!
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We've just... we've just gotta
make this right ourselves.
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How?
- We've gotta track down those kids. Before the police do!
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We've gotta track down those kids.
Before the police do!
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Comrades, I'm afraid our situation is dire.
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The economy is stale and I...
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Very soon, Mother Russia...
will no longer be a country.
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Sir! Sir, somebody is on telephone!
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Another rich American
wants to fly into space!
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Hello?
Hello, this is Russian President.
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Hi. My name's Kyle. Uh, I understand that your
country flies people into space for money.
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Yes, we certainly do!
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What were you looking for?
- I need to book one trip to the moon, please. Right away.
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The moon. That is quite large trip,
but I'm sure we can do it!
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You can? Awesome!
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It sounds like we're in business!
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We will just need, say,
twenty million dollars?
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Twenty... million? Are you nuts?
We don't have that kind of money.
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...What?
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But you need to understand: we have a whale here
that needs to get back to his family on the moon.
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Goddamnit it is prank call again!
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Kiss my ass, George Bush!
This is not funny!
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What happened?
- They want twenty million dollars.
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Twenty million? Just to go to the dumb moon?
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To wszystko?
To by³ ten wasz plan!?
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That was it? That was you guys' whole plan?
Ask the Russians to take the whale to space?
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They were going to do
it for that 'N Sync guy.
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Oh, Jesus, now what are we gonna do?!
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All right, look, there's gotta be other
Third-World countries with space programs.
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We've gotta split up and
find someplace cheaper, that's all.
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Well we can't keep the whale out here
anymore, people are gonna see it!
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A beloved performing orca whale has
been stolen from the Denver Sea Park.
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A full investigation is underway
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but tracking down the kidnappers is
proving to be one WHALE of a problem.
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Thanks, Tom, I'm here at the
Denver Sea Park where
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believe it or not, dozens of people have come
to show support for whoever took the whale.
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That's right. We are members
of the Animal Liberation Front!
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Whales do not belong in tanks,
they belong in the ocean!
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We applaud whoever did this noble deed!
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Set the whales free!
- Set the whales free!
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One thing for certain: something is
certainly FISHY here at the Sea Park. Tom?
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Thank, Mitch. It seems that this
problem is almost unBEARable.
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Let's hope that whale is found.
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This is so bad, man. How do we even
know this is the right town to look in?
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Will you relax? Those kids said
they were from South Park.
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We've just gotta go door to door.
Do you have the composite sketch we did?
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Yeah.
- Let's go!
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Maybe you should start with the
houses on the left, a-and I'll take the-
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Wait a minute. Check that out!
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Come on!
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Oh my good, look!
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Whale poo.
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We're close. We're really close!
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Can I help you?
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Oh... h-hello ma'am.
We're just here to examine your pool.
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Have you noticed any
whales in your pool at all?
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No, I don't believe so.
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But we've been out of town for a couple of
days and came back to find the fence broken.
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Do you think somebody's been using it?
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Ma'am, do you recognize any of these boys?
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The fat one in the middle...
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kinda looks like Dakota Fanning.
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Excuse me, gentlemen,
I have to get back to the oven.
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We're too late.
They've moved on to another town!
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We don't know that!
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If they've moved on, then we have no leads!
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This is fate, Brian! It's fate!
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For telling the kids their naked
dads were gonna beat them up!
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For thinking that screwing
with kids was funny!
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It WAS funny!! It was funny, Bob!
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And it will be funny again, I swear to you!
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If those boys took the whale out of here,
we would have seen them on the road!
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I'm telling you, we're close.
It's going to be funny!
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Kyle bubbe, we're taking Ike to the
new Harry Potter movie. Wanna join us?
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I can't, Mom. We're
working on our school project.
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All right. Well, there's pizza in the
fridge if you and your friends get hungry.
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Okay ma, thanks!
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Shouldn't we get him back in the water?
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Whales are mammals: they don't
need water to breathe, dumbass.
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Yeah, we just have to keep him wet.
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Yes, yes, hello? Is this Mr. Su-gi-yama
with the Japanese space program?
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How much to take a whale into space?
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Nu-no, we don't want you to eat the whale,
we want you to send it to the moon.
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How much? Jesus Christ! Uh hang on.
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Hello? Jimmy, any luck
at the Chinese Embassy?
234
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The Ch-Chinese will take someone
to space for t-t-ten million dollars.
235
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Ten million? Well that's more
than the Germans want!
236
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Yeah. We told them that a-and
they told us to go f-fuck ourselves.
237
00:13:29,888 --> 00:13:31,890
Damnit! Tell me what to do, Willzyx!
238
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How do we get you home?
239
00:13:33,851 --> 00:13:35,853
He hasn't said a word
since we brought him here.
240
00:13:35,853 --> 00:13:38,856
Yeah... He must be really sick.
241
00:13:38,856 --> 00:13:40,858
Hang on Willzyx. There's still hope.
242
00:13:40,858 --> 00:13:44,862
Stan and Craig might still luck with
the space program down in Mexico.
243
00:13:44,862 --> 00:13:54,872
Mexico has a space program?
244
00:13:54,872 --> 00:14:01,879
Uh, excuse me, we're looking for the Mexican
Aeronautica y Spacia Administrashown?
245
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Allá.
- Thanks.
246
00:14:06,884 --> 00:14:08,886
Is this the Mexican space program?
247
00:14:08,886 --> 00:14:10,888
Space, sí. Fly.
248
00:14:10,888 --> 00:14:14,053
Does the Mexican space programs
have rockets that can go to the moon?
249
00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:15,978
Flow, sí, sumi.
250
00:14:17,947 --> 00:14:19,801
The roque lunar?
251
00:14:19,855 --> 00:14:22,858
This rocket will fly to the moon?
252
00:14:22,858 --> 00:14:24,860
Sí, fly.
253
00:14:24,860 --> 00:14:27,863
To the moon?
- Sí.
254
00:14:27,863 --> 00:14:31,867
We want to take something to the moon.
How much would that cost?
255
00:14:31,867 --> 00:14:33,869
Two hundred.
256
00:14:33,869 --> 00:14:35,871
Two hundred? Million?
257
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Two hundred... dollars.
258
00:14:37,873 --> 00:14:43,879
Quick, call Kyle.
259
00:14:43,879 --> 00:14:45,881
Eh hello ma'am.
260
00:14:45,881 --> 00:14:52,888
The teacher at the school said she
recognized this boy to be your son?
261
00:14:52,888 --> 00:14:56,850
Oh yes, that's my bubbe.
Kind of a bad drawing though.
262
00:14:56,850 --> 00:14:59,853
Ma'am, we need to talk to your son, please!
It's very urgent!
263
00:14:59,853 --> 00:15:02,856
I'm sorry, he just left.
He's on his way to Mexico.
264
00:15:02,856 --> 00:15:03,857
Mexico?
265
00:15:03,857 --> 00:15:06,201
Yehhs. As part of a school project
266
00:15:06,201 --> 00:15:11,865
he's helping his class to move two donated grand
pianos to needy school children in Tijuana.
267
00:15:11,865 --> 00:15:13,867
My little bubbe is very caring.
268
00:15:13,867 --> 00:15:17,871
Oh my God.
- Which highway did they take?
269
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Hurry it up, dude,
we have a rocket to catch.
270
00:15:20,874 --> 00:15:27,881
Hang on, Willzy-x.
Hang on, buddy.
271
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We have to hurry!
272
00:15:29,883 --> 00:15:32,886
I'm going as fast as I can.
273
00:15:32,886 --> 00:15:35,889
Hang on, Willzyx.
We'll in Mexico soon!
274
00:15:35,889 --> 00:15:41,854
Oh hamburgers! What is that?
275
00:15:41,854 --> 00:15:43,856
All right, out of the truck!
276
00:15:43,856 --> 00:15:45,858
Uh oh.
- What the hell is goin' on?!
277
00:15:45,858 --> 00:15:47,860
You're carrying a stolen whale!
278
00:15:47,860 --> 00:15:48,861
Stolen?
279
00:15:48,861 --> 00:15:51,864
You kids told me you
won that whale at Pizza Hut!
280
00:15:51,864 --> 00:15:54,867
We're busted.
281
00:15:54,867 --> 00:15:55,868
Come on out, kid.
282
00:15:55,868 --> 00:15:57,870
Look, I didn't know nothin' about this.
283
00:15:57,870 --> 00:16:00,873
Just help us get the whale into our truck
and we'll all keep quiet about this.
284
00:16:00,873 --> 00:16:03,876
You don't understand!
Willzyx is from the moon!
285
00:16:03,876 --> 00:16:05,878
He'll die if we don't get him back, now!
286
00:16:05,878 --> 00:16:09,882
Willzyx, you have to talk!
Come on boy, you have to!
287
00:16:09,882 --> 00:16:11,884
I know you're sick, but you could do it!
288
00:16:11,884 --> 00:16:16,889
Look, kid, we need to
tell you a little secret.
289
00:16:16,889 --> 00:16:18,891
What's goin' on here?
290
00:16:18,891 --> 00:16:19,850
Aw crap.
291
00:16:19,850 --> 00:16:21,852
Oh, now we're gonna get it.
292
00:16:21,852 --> 00:16:23,854
Hey... That's the stolen whale!
293
00:16:23,854 --> 00:16:25,856
Everyone down on the ground. Now!
294
00:16:25,856 --> 00:16:27,858
No! Please, we have to go!
295
00:16:27,858 --> 00:16:29,860
You're not goin' anywhere!
You're in a lot of trouble!
296
00:16:29,860 --> 00:16:32,863
But... we were so close...
297
00:16:32,863 --> 00:16:34,865
I'm sorry, Willzyx. We tried.
298
00:16:34,865 --> 00:16:39,870
We said down on the ground, kid. Move it!
299
00:16:39,870 --> 00:16:41,872
Leave those kids alone, you bastards!
300
00:16:41,872 --> 00:16:44,875
Animal Liberation Front!
301
00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:46,877
Put down that weapon, now!
302
00:16:46,877 --> 00:16:49,880
These boys are trying to get that
whale home! You're not gonna stop them!
303
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:52,883
All right!
304
00:16:52,883 --> 00:16:54,885
That whale belongs to a sea park!
305
00:16:54,885 --> 00:16:56,887
It belongs with its family!
306
00:16:56,887 --> 00:16:57,888
That's right!
307
00:16:57,888 --> 00:16:59,890
I said drop the gun NOW!
308
00:16:59,890 --> 00:17:05,854
Save the whales!
309
00:17:05,854 --> 00:17:09,858
Jesus, Oh God!
310
00:17:09,858 --> 00:17:12,861
Save the whales, motherfucker!
311
00:17:12,861 --> 00:17:14,863
Where are you taking the whale?
312
00:17:14,863 --> 00:17:15,864
Tijuana, Mexico!
313
00:17:15,864 --> 00:17:17,866
Of course. Brilliant!
314
00:17:17,866 --> 00:17:21,870
Release it in international waters.
I'll drive the truck.
315
00:17:21,870 --> 00:17:26,875
You're going home, Willzyx!
316
00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:30,879
Mike? Mike?!
317
00:17:30,879 --> 00:17:33,882
It... wasn't... funny...
318
00:17:33,882 --> 00:17:37,886
Don't say that, Mike. It was funny.
319
00:17:37,886 --> 00:17:39,888
It just wasn't that funny this time.
320
00:17:39,888 --> 00:17:42,850
All the other times were still funny, Mike!
321
00:17:42,850 --> 00:17:44,852
They were still funny!
322
00:17:44,852 --> 00:17:46,854
Forty-five to dispatch...
323
00:17:46,854 --> 00:17:49,857
Stolen whale... heading to Tijuana...
324
00:17:49,857 --> 00:17:57,865
Whaaale to Tijuana!
325
00:17:57,865 --> 00:17:59,867
They're on their way, Manuel.
Is the rocket gonna be ready?
326
00:17:59,867 --> 00:18:03,871
Sí, fly.
327
00:18:03,871 --> 00:18:05,873
Look! The Mexican border!
328
00:18:05,873 --> 00:18:07,875
Oh Jesus, they're here!
329
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:11,879
Hold your positions!
330
00:18:11,879 --> 00:18:13,881
Aha! We've got them!
331
00:18:13,881 --> 00:18:17,885
Hang on, boys.
332
00:18:17,885 --> 00:18:23,891
Mary Mother of God!
333
00:18:23,891 --> 00:18:28,854
Get them!
334
00:18:28,854 --> 00:18:30,856
Willzyx, I think we're here.
335
00:18:30,856 --> 00:18:32,858
Back down the ramp!
It's all rigged to go!
336
00:18:33,358 --> 00:18:37,663
You got it, kid!
337
00:18:37,863 --> 00:18:41,867
Don't let them get that whale in the water!
338
00:18:41,867 --> 00:18:44,870
Kyle, it's all set to go!
Just get Willzyx into the water!
339
00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:46,872
Come on, guys!
340
00:18:47,372 --> 00:18:48,874
Stop right now!
341
00:18:48,874 --> 00:18:55,881
Hurry, boys! We'll take care of them!
342
00:18:55,881 --> 00:18:59,885
Hang on. Hold on a second.
343
00:18:59,885 --> 00:19:05,849
I... guess... this is... goodbye, Willzyx.
344
00:19:05,849 --> 00:19:12,856
I'm gonna miss you.
345
00:19:12,856 --> 00:19:15,859
Hey, don't forget me, okay?
346
00:19:15,859 --> 00:19:21,865
I won't forget you.
347
00:19:21,865 --> 00:19:24,868
Oh crap! There's more of them!
348
00:19:24,868 --> 00:19:27,871
Get him in the water!
349
00:19:27,871 --> 00:19:31,875
Goodbye, Willzyx!
350
00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:34,878
Swim, mighty whale! You're free!
351
00:19:34,878 --> 00:19:37,381
Okay, Manuel, hit it.
352
00:19:37,381 --> 00:19:39,883
Stop! That is my whale!
353
00:19:39,883 --> 00:19:42,886
I'm afraid you're too late!
The whale's been set free.
354
00:19:42,886 --> 00:19:43,887
No!
355
00:19:43,887 --> 00:19:48,851
Now you see that your ways of captivity
and exploiting animals will never prevail.
356
00:19:48,851 --> 00:19:55,858
Not as long as there are children like these who
still believe in the beauty and magic of freedom.
357
00:19:55,858 --> 00:20:00,188
For it is children, with their
innocence and their spirit
358
00:20:00,223 --> 00:20:04,479
who know what is truly
best for all the world.
359
00:20:16,879 --> 00:20:19,882
Oh my God!
360
00:20:19,882 --> 00:20:37,858
We did it!
361
00:20:37,858 --> 00:20:39,132
Thanks for the ride, Manuel.
362
00:20:39,232 --> 00:20:40,714
Sí, bye.
363
00:20:41,862 --> 00:20:44,665
Well, see ya, fella. Uh I've gotta
get home before my parents wake up.
364
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:45,555
Yeah, me too.
365
00:20:45,566 --> 00:20:47,370
All right. Thanks for your help, dudes.
366
00:20:50,470 --> 00:20:54,880
Well, we did it, guys. It wasn't easy,
but... we did a really amazing thing.
367
00:20:54,885 --> 00:20:57,781
Yeah, I feel pretty awesome right now.
368
00:21:01,281 --> 00:21:03,784
I wonder... if he'll ever
come back and visit us.
369
00:21:03,884 --> 00:21:04,825
I don't know.
370
00:21:04,835 --> 00:21:07,485
But at least from now on,
every time we look at the moon
371
00:21:07,490 --> 00:21:11,390
we can know that Willzy-x is up there,
dancing with the other zypods in his castle.
372
00:21:14,451 --> 00:21:18,251
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