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Hi, I'm Alexis Fox for missax .com, and
I'm here to give you all my love.
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What are you doing at home?
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I left work early for our date.
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Date?
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Yeah, you don't remember what day it is?
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Oh, of course. I'm sorry. I've just been
so busy with work this last week.
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The day.
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The day.
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This day is really important.
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The biggest day of the week. Of the
month. Tyler!
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Independence Day!
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Ah!
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Look, I know you love Italian, okay? In
the last few years, Nemo's has just been
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kind of like, same old, same old, so I
thought we'd try something new.
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I found this cool little swanky French
restaurant right down the street.
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It has like a little speakeasy, and it's
got a little historic area.
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Yeah, it sounds fun.
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Yeah, it opens in an hour for dinner.
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So, get ready, let's go!
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Um, yeah, alright, sounds good.
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Alright, I'll get ready.
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Okay.
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so funny.
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Oh, um, no, nothing.
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No, it's just girls, you know, my age
usually text.
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I can't remember the last time I
actually spoke on the phone.
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I just love to hear your voice.
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I miss you so much.
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You know, I'm, uh, touching myself right
now.
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Come over tonight.
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I can't tonight. No, I have dinner date
with my stepmom.
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Yeah, we do this thing every year. It's
kind of like an anniversary.
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Should I be jealous?
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Oh, come on. No way.
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No, it's just a thing that me and my
stepmom do every year.
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My dad was kind of bad to us, and I
convinced her to leave him, and we kind
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call it our Independence Day.
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Back then, we had our first Independence
Day, and it was nice. It was exciting,
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sweet, and kind of, you know.
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It's a celebration to start our new
lives together.
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And, yeah, no, we went out for the first
time to a place that we definitely
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couldn't afford, and now it's just kind
of been an every -year thing to do.
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That's so sweet.
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It's nice that you love your mother that
much, but are you sure this dinner
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thing is going to take all night?
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I really want you, and I promise I'll
only take an hour or two of your time.
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Yeah.
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I got to go. I'll talk to you soon.
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Okay. Okay.
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Goodbye.
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Hey.
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You ready?
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I am.
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That was quick.
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Should I just put on a t -shirt?
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So, who was that?
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Nothing. That's a telemarketer. One of
those 888 numbers that call you.
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Hmm. Well, why don't you go ahead and
put a jacket on, okay?
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And don't make me wait any longer.
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I've been waiting for this night all
week.
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All right.
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Gosh, that was a fun night.
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How am I ever going to make up those
steps?
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I'll just sleep right here on the sofa.
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I'll make a good hospice person for you.
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Oh, sweetheart.
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Sweet baby, you're so good to me.
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Oh, Mom.
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Hey, uh, can I ask you something?
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Yeah.
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Why didn't you, oi, why didn't you ever
date after, uh,
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Dad left us?
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You left Dad.
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Oh, God, honey, I don't know. I was just
so busy working back then, so trying to
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support her, uh, support us.
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What are you talking about? Guys hit on
you all the time. Shit, half the time
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they don't even have the decency to hide
it from me.
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Hmm. You sound a little jealous.
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What if I had a beau?
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I just want you to find love.
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You know, now that I'm getting older, I
just landed a great job and I'm going to
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be moving out soon.
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And, you know, I don't want you to be
alone.
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I'm gonna leave a mask.
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All right.
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With that note, I'm gonna let you go
sleep.
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I'll see you in the morning, all right?
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Okay.
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Yes, I've always wanted you to.
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What?
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Did I just say that out loud?
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Oh, time to take off those sexy clothes.
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What the fuck
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am I doing?
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Our folks are asleep.
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What are you talking about?
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What time is it?
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Time for you to get up.
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Yeah, sure.
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You feeling okay?
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Well, considering I drank half a bottle,
I feel pretty darn good.
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Yeah, no, I had a really good time last
night. I didn't realize you were such a
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good dancer.
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Yeah, I haven't danced that way since
your father was around.
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What time is it, seriously?
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Oh, my God.
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I have to get in the shower. I have to
get going.
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Wait, Tyler.
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Yeah.
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Did we... Did I say anything weird last
night or anything?
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Weird? You? Yeah.
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No, no.
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Why do you ask?
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If you don't remember anything, do you?
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Oh, you know, no reason. Dreams can be a
funny thing, you know. I had this dream
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that, like, we were the same age and we
were in college and we were...
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That's, uh, that's funny, you know.
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But, uh, no, you just, uh, came home and
fell asleep on the couch and, uh,
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just covered you up and, uh, that was
it.
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Oh.
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Yeah. Alright, uh, I'm gonna, I gotta
get going.
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So what, um, what friend are you going
to see?
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Oh, uh, Cherie.
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works in the same office as me. Our
cubicles are right next to each other.
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We've gone out a few times. Just casual.
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Oh.
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How nice. A lady.
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At your office.
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Yeah. A lady.
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Not a girl your age?
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No. Actually, a girl more like your age.
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Oh, for a second I thought you were
dating that woman.
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That woman? Her name's Cherie.
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I mean, I'm not going to say that we're
dating or anything. It's not like it
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would be bad. We've seen each other a
few times. Something casual.
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Hmm. A few times, huh?
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Casual thing.
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Sounds like a real classy gal.
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That sounded really bad.
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Just friends, you know?
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Just leave it at that. I've got to get
going.
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secret. No one has to know.
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But you find me attractive?
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Of course.
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You're the most beautiful woman I've
ever seen.
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Let me give you multiple orgasms and
then I'll do anything you want. Wash
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car, mow the lawn, cook you dinner.
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Sounds perfect.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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Oh my gosh, you're the most beautiful
woman ever.
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Yeah. I want to be with you.
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Yeah. I want to dump you.
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Yeah. It's just under me and you. Yeah.
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Yeah, you're the best wife ever.
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Yeah. Sure, honey. Sounds real good.
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What's that smell?
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I don't smell anything.
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It's funny.
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It's not bad. It's just familiar.
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Yeah, so, honey, let me know when you
want me to meet... What's her name?
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Cherie? Yeah.
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I'm good.
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Thank you
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for playing with us at missax .com. Hope
to
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see you real soon.
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Pinching your eyebrows a little bit. Is
it?
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No, you're fine now. Telling me to get
my brains in. One of them looked mean.
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It's like all bad.
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Not my face.
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I don't know.
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It's a loaded question.
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What do I say after this?
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It's because I'm standing outside the
corner of the sun and says my ass is for
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sale. You do need to make that rant.
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at the anal - My temperature?
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No, not - That would be funny. That is
edgy and fucking weird.
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And I've never checked anyone's anal
temperature.
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Yes, let's do it!
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That's what we're going to be doing in
our hotel rooms later.
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You're really letting loose out there.
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I jiggled. Alrighty.
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What's that smell?
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I've heard it.
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To all of you out there.
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