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Hi-ya! Ya, ya!
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So you might ask
why I've got an eye patch
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and I'm in an epic sword fight.
Ya! Ya!
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Here be the rewind! Ya!
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Yes!
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I'm guessing your excitement
is not over this mini cheese?
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We're in the final!
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Oh, yes!
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You said that was impossible.
I know.
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But somehow,
the Cheetahs beat the Lions.
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We squashed the Serpents.
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Then we crushed the Cheetahs.
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So we qualified for the final
against the Comets!
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AKA Team Jessica?
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Do you think you can win?
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I just scored 13 points in front
of Jeremy and he winked at me!
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Or maybe he had something
in his eye.
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But basically,
I can do anything!
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You can't eat that!
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It's a car snack for Jim.
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Yellow is his favourite flavour.
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I can even pretend to be happy
that my coach is taking my mum
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on a... romantic break.
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Urgh!
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However, I still can't talk to Jamie
without totally humiliating myself.
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But I've learned with basketball,
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practice makes perfect!
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Everyone does this, right?
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How did Jim trick your mum
into going out with him?
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I need tips. Is there a manual?
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Even if there was, you still
wouldn't be Jessica's type.
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I'm everyone's type!
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Fit, cunning prank master general,
with no body odour...
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...usually.
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Do I? Everyone's obsessed.
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Mum and Jim, you and Jessica,
Aoife and Jamie.
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It's all a bit pathetic.
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Zara!
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It's OK, Mum, I'll get it.
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Oh, Jamie, you're so funny.
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I've been waiting for this moment.
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What? You want to kiss me?
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Aoife, I'm downstairs!
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Huh! Nothing!
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Would you care to peruse
our extensive range of beverages?
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I'm not staying long.
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We have flasks.
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May I suggest
a divine elderflower cordial,
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which is particularly
refreshing on the go?
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Conor, stop being weird.
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I wasn't! Was I?
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RECORDING: Oh, Jamie,
you're so funny.
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I've been waiting for this moment.
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Jackpot!
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Where are you girls off to?
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To celebrate our win with
a ceremonial joining of ice cream
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and chocolate sauce. Laters!
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You were being kind and mannerly.
Girls like that.
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And good dental hygiene.
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I thought girls like
epic prank masters.
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What wally told you that?
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Oh, hi, Clanger.
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So, now that we've toasted
our amazing success...
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Mm! Yummy tick.
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...next on the agenda,
how's Aoife going to ask out Jamie?
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She should pin a love poem
on a collar of an adorable puppy!
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Cringe.
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She should appeal
to his brain with a riddle.
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What can you break
even if you don't touch it?
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Wind.
The answer's a heart!
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Oh.
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She should just rock up and be like,
"Oi, Jamie, are you in or out?"
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Decided on your tactics with Jamie.
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Be bold, fearless...
...and a teeny bit rude.
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Yes, I like it!
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Great! Go ahead.
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Perhaps more research is needed.
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It's good that Jessica's
OK with it, anyway.
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You did ask her permission,
didn't you?
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Why do I need her permission?
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It's six days until the final.
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Last thing we need is beef
with the Comets' best player.
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So she's Jamie's ex. Who cares?
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ALL: She does!
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And you should too,
if you really care about this team.
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Well, when you put it like that,
I can't really say no, can I?
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Can I?
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Thought not.
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Here is a list of all the lists
I've left around the house.
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I don't see the list for the goodies
that you've left us
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to ease your mummy guilt
at going away.
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That's because I don't feel guilty.
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It's a short trip,
and Jim and I are very casual.
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It's just a few flowers.
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Your bags, Your Highness?
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Clanger's on the case.
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Literally.
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Come on, get up.
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Oh!
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Your chariot awaits! The chewing gum
scraped out as promised.
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THEY GIGGLE
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Ooh!
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The good biscuits are in
the cupboard under the stairs.
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You can have some too, as a tip.
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Result!
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Be good for Uncle Ben!
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He'll be here when you get
back from school.
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Bonne fromage!
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We've learned an important
lesson here today.
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That we have good biscuits?
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Yeah. And the whole manly thing
really does pay off.
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So when are you going to try it on
Jessica? Tonight.
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Here, at your party.
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Despite the name, Fun Uncle Ben
is definitely not fun.
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We can't have a party if he's here.
IF he's here.
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DIAL TONE
No. Hi, it's Ben.
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Leave a message.
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Hi! RECORDED VOICE: Uncle. Uncle.
Brother.
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Ben. Ben. Plain old Ben.
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I'm feeling sick,
so I'm staying at home.
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Don't come. Or else...
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Or else, you'll get sick too.
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COUGHING
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Yuck!
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It's party time!
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FAKE LAUGHING
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Ugh, look at her. She's so fake!
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Hey, Jess!
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Well done on the final.
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Same to you, Aoife!
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Silver will be such
a good colour on you guys.
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Joke's on her.
Silver brings me out in a rash!
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So I was going to ask Jamie out.
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He's a baller, I'm a baller.
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We have a lot in common.
But the girls said I need, like,
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your written permission
or something.
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Oh, don't be silly.
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My verbal permission is fine.
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Oh, OK. So can I? No.
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Will that be all?
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What's she going to do about it?
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Jump between us every time
I try and ask him?
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Jamie...
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ARGH!
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So, did Jessica submit?
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Um, maybe I can phrase this in a way
that's not technically lying.
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She was actually surprisingly
quite nice.
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Like tuna on a pizza? Exactly.
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You should ask him right now!
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No, Jessica! It's the perfect time.
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Just let me dab your insta tan.
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By the way, if you see Jessica,
maybe don't mention this to her.
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PHONE RINGING
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Hey, Mum, how's your trip?
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Aoife? The signal's bad.
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And I think Jim
might be a little lost.
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Not lost. Just taking a tour
of some local highlights.
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Did you phone Funcle Ben
and pretend to be me?
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No. Was I supposed to?
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Your brother's up to something.
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Do I need to come home?
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Next stop, the pencil museum.
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The what?
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It's OK, Mum. I'll find out what's
going on.
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I was going to take
you to the broken pencil museum,
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but that would have been pointless!
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THEY LAUGH
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Here we are. Party invites. I think
Zara's going to like the theme.
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Zara? Jessica's name is not Zara.
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Keep up.
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Don't tell them about the party.
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Ooh! Did someone say...
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...party? You had one job!
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Strategy board game
tournament party?
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This is why you pretended
to be mum to Funcle Ben?
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That was your theme idea?
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Who wouldn't enjoy reliving
the military endeavours
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of the Roman Empire?
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It sounds awesome!
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Maybe it's a good thing
the party's off.
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Hang on. This is the perfect way
to see Jamie
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outside of school without Jessica.
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The party stays on.
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What about Mum? I'll handle her.
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And I'll be assuming control.
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I'm changing the theme.
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So what's the new theme?
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I'm seeing unicorn water features
in your hallway.
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No. No unicorns.
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But you guys can help me with this.
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SCHOOL BELL RINGS
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Why do you want to know
the best party I ever went to?
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For a history project.
Vital research.
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And if you don't tell us,
we'll all fail school.
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And blame you.
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OK, well, I'll have to think.
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We need this data instantaneously.
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Answer quickly, pretty boy.
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Right. OK.
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Um, best party ever?
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My seventh birthday party.
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We can't be lost.
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There's that squirrel
from the brochure.
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PHONE RINGING
Aoife? Hi, Brid.
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It's brother Ben here, actually.
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I popped by the school
on the way to your house.
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Here's Aoife to confirm my story.
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Hi, Mum. Uncle Ben's here.
Everything OK?
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He sounds a bit formal.
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Yeah, he said something
about a job interview later.
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Anyway, got to go!
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Aoife?
LINE GOES DEAD
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And that is how it's done!
Break out the good biscuits!
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We have good biscuits?
I've seen them myself.
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Excellent! Now let's see what
Jamie-inspired party themes
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the others have discovered.
Check it!
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ALL: Arrrr!
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This seemed a lot cooler on paper.
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Jamie loves pirates, ever
since his seventh birthday party.
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Nostalgia is on trend.
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The past is the future.
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Anything with a skull
and crossbones wins my vote.
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Pirates captured Caesar, so your
original theme lives on, in a way.
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Wait. Pirates have Mrs Colgan's dog?
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She means Julius Caesar,
the Roman Emperor?
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Not your neighbour's pug.
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Is this a bit weird?
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I mean, should we really
be doing this?
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Pirates are so cool!
Are you really going to do this?
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We arrrrr!
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Citizens of Midvale!
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My name is Captain... er, No Beard!
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And this canteen
is now under my control.
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Be warned!
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You're all invited to my shindig,
but you'll need an invitation
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because we're limited on spaces.
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No!
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Sadly, list is full.
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Will that be all? No, it isn't.
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My house. My party! MY party.
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This is mutiny. It's lame anyway.
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This is it!
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No more Mr Nice Clanger! Fight!
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It's Holt! Run!
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Thanks to this infantile display,
my lunch is now cold.
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Nobody likes cold soup.
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The Spanish people do.
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Gazpacho.
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I'm also quite partial.
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Perfect on a hot day.
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Why thank you, soup professors,
for that fascinating insight
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into your specialised subject -
boring everyone to tears!
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I'm putting my minestrone
in the microwave now.
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When I return, I want whoever
is responsible for this
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pirate lunacy to confess.
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Otherwise, you'll all spend
the rest of your lives in detention!
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If I own up to it now,
he'll call my mum and the party
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will be cancelled! Justice!
259
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:40,199
You deserve a flogging!
260
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,640
What happened to Mr Nice Clanger?
261
00:15:44,521 --> 00:15:47,879
Maybe he'll take the fall for this.
262
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,919
But only if you invite Jessica.
263
00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:53,439
Why her? There's literally
so many other girls.
264
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:55,519
Lindsay Smith
just got her braces off.
265
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:59,120
Yeah, and now she's pretty
much always doing this...
266
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:04,239
It's weird. But Jessica's
going to ruin everything
267
00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,840
between me and Jamie.
268
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:15,359
Look, if you invite Jessica,
I'll keep her away from Jamie.
269
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,839
Why would you do that?
270
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:21,679
Because now that I've looked
deep within, I realise that I...
271
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,559
You know what?
I actually don't care.
272
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,080
Deal!
273
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,959
So the canteen battle,
whilst unplanned,
274
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:34,559
got everyone super psyched
for my party!
275
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,079
It's so weird.
276
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,719
I was just talking to your friends
about my pirate party,
277
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,719
and now you're having one.
278
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:43,359
I know, almost like it was planned!
279
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,559
Except it totally wasn't.
280
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,640
Uh, I'll see you later, then?
281
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,159
I mean, slightly weird
he likes pirates,
282
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:55,399
but at least I'll have him
all to myself,
283
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:58,680
and there's nothing Jessica
can do about it. Ha-harr!
284
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,240
Still need to work on that one.
285
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:09,439
CLEARS THROAT
286
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:12,639
Please accept a personal invitation
to my party,
287
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:16,399
and a selection of good biscuits
if you say yes.
288
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,919
Hey, pirate buddy!
289
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:21,039
Please don't call me that.
290
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,640
It's so nice of you to let
Aoife ask Jamie out.
291
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,879
Love rules!
292
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,799
It's not like you had a choice.
He obviously fancies her.
293
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,839
It was still a nice thing to do.
294
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,519
Hopefully he says yes.
295
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,879
You mean she hasn't asked him yet?
296
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,319
That's what the party's for.
297
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:40,559
Jamie's loved pirates
ever since he was little.
298
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,960
That's true!
299
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,439
But not as much as clowns.
300
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:48,159
Really? Oh, yes.
301
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,999
He had one at his fifth
birthday party,
302
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,799
and I don't think he'll ever,
ever forget it.
303
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,520
Aoife needs this fresh data, now!
304
00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,360
Oh, Clangy!
305
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:02,959
Does this mean you'll come?
306
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,120
I wouldn't miss it for the world!
307
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:08,920
Yes!
308
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:18,800
Hey, we're parrot pals!
309
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,639
Hey, we're parrot pals!
310
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:25,119
Only we are allowed to make fun of
Zara.
311
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:27,240
But I was being a parrot.
312
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,199
You're not Jessica.
313
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:42,399
Thankfully! Hair's not supposed
to be that shiny.
314
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,439
Only in dreams.
315
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,680
Coats!
316
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,480
I'm still doing manners.
317
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:56,399
What time did Aoife book
the clown for?
318
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,840
Change of plan!
319
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,159
Why hire something Jamie loves,
320
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,600
when I can BE something Jamie
loves?!
321
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,960
You complete me, Aoife.
322
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,760
Stop it!
323
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,719
It's like a kids' party. Yeah.
324
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,839
I think that's why I kind
of like it.
325
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:26,199
I always remember
your fifth birthday.
326
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,519
Don't even go there!
What was it again
327
00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:29,799
that totally freaked you out?
328
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,840
Here's Chuckles!
329
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,559
JAMIE GASPS
330
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:38,680
I need to go into the other room,
right now!
331
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,999
Not the reaction I'd hoped for.
332
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,959
Oh, yes! Now I remember.
333
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:49,159
Jamie has an extreme phobia
of clowns.
334
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,799
Silly me!
335
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,840
I'll go make sure he's OK.
336
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:57,200
He hates clowns? He hates me?
337
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:00,280
OK, let's do a recap.
338
00:20:01,381 --> 00:20:04,159
So I've been crushing on Jamie.
339
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,919
Jamie?
340
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,920
And I was all set on asking him out.
341
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:12,839
But then Zara was like, "Make sure
Jessica's cool with it."
342
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,559
You did ask her permission,
didn't you?
343
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,160
But Jess was like... No...
344
00:20:17,161 --> 00:20:21,199
And so I threw an awesome party
for Jamie and dressed up
345
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,199
as a clown! And he was like,
"Ah, my eyes!"
346
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,759
I need to go into the other room.
347
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,559
So now I'm going to...
348
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,839
...hide in my room
for the rest of my life!
349
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:34,560
Come on, Aoife,
it's not your fault.
350
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,559
Only a smeeny bit.
351
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:42,319
What if every time Jamie sees me,
all he can think about is clowns?
352
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:46,959
I'm finding it hard myself,
but that's probably just me.
353
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,479
Maybe a few other people?
354
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,599
You need to change!
355
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,839
I know, I'm too impulsive!
356
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:57,359
I always bagsy the last doughnut,
and my feet are massive!
357
00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:58,559
Your outfit?
358
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,880
There is no problem that
can't be solved with clothes.
359
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,839
What's in this cupboard?
360
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,840
Nobody! I mean, nothing!
361
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:15,200
Maybe my mum's got something useful.
362
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:26,319
So, uh... Would you care to peruse
our extensive range of beverages?
363
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:27,480
What?
364
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,959
May I suggest a divine elderflower
cordial,
365
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,960
which is particularly
refreshing on the go?
366
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,680
Why are you being so weird?
367
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,800
Hey, come on, cheer up.
368
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:55,239
Why did the clown go to the doctors?
369
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:59,200
Can you please stop talking?
Can you stop?
370
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,160
Yeah, OK. Sorry.
371
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,959
It was because he slept funny.
372
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,640
That was the punch line.
373
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:14,440
I'll take it from here, Conor.
374
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,519
You look amazing!
375
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,519
I slay!
376
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,280
? Hey!
377
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:43,920
? Hey!
378
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,560
? Hey!
379
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,480
? Hey! ?
380
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,279
Have you seen Jessica?
381
00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:00,240
Oh, let's take the pirates
apple bobbing!
382
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:07,959
? Hey! ?
383
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:09,959
You need to help me with Jessica.
What?
384
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,839
No, I'm in the lead. You owe me!
385
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:14,919
Oh, come on, Clanger. It's OK.
386
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,479
Jessica's just not that interested.
Why not?
387
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,159
I was polite and mannerly.
388
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,760
Mannerly's not even a word.
Yes, it is.
389
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,399
Yes!
390
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,560
Off to the galley for a drink.
391
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,040
? You can't see the woods
for the trees... ?
392
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:44,199
The dancing...
My dancing is very good.
393
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,200
THEY GIGGLE
394
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,760
That's it. Time to get prankerly!
395
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,959
? Back to you
396
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,360
? Back to you... ?
397
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:00,519
OK, so update.
398
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:03,639
He's laughed at all my bad jokes
and looked me deeply in the eyes.
399
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:04,690
Twice!
400
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,719
Three times!
401
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:11,399
So, thanks for inviting me.
402
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:14,479
It's been fun.
I mean, daft, but fun.
403
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,960
Yeah, that's what I was going for.
404
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,279
Heart fluttering!
405
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:24,279
RECORDING PLAYS: Oh, Jamie,
you're so funny.
406
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:27,200
Uh... OK. Thanks.
407
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,000
RECORDING: I've been waiting
for this moment.
408
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,999
Yeah. Yeah, I have too.
409
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,719
Wait, how are you doing that?
410
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,039
RECORDING:
Wait, you want to kiss me?
411
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:40,759
Oh, please, no!
412
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:44,599
RECORDING: Oh, Jamie,
you're so funny.
413
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:47,799
I've been waiting for this moment.
LAUGHTER
414
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:51,439
RECORDING:
Wait, you want to kiss me?
415
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:54,440
Oh, Jamie, you're so funny.
416
00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,910
MOCKINGLY: Oh, Jamie,
you're so funny.
417
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,599
This is worse
than a thousand clowns.
418
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,680
Somebody please save me!
419
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,679
What have you done to my house?
420
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,319
And why are you all dressed
as pirates?
421
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:15,079
And why have you got
an inflatable pencil?
422
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,159
My old one burst. Everyone out!
423
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,760
Including the scarecrow.
424
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,520
Oh.
425
00:25:31,011 --> 00:25:35,119
You know, I had nothing
to do with that, right?
426
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,200
He's your friend. Aoife's ours.
427
00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:40,679
Your girlfriend's mad!
428
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,079
She's not my girlfriend.
And she's not going to be,
429
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,879
because you ruined that, too.
430
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:49,720
Oh, so? Who needs that stupid love
stuff when you're a prank master?
431
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,720
Gross. Stupid. Rubbish.
432
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,279
But that's enough about the party.
433
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,559
I don't want to talk to you.
434
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,120
Well, what about him?
435
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,799
Clangy said the whole video thing
was a deep fake?
436
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:17,039
It's amazing what you can do
with technology!
437
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,359
Forget it. It was real.
438
00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:21,999
Oh! You idiot! Go home, Clanger!
439
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,040
Tell Conor I tried my best.
440
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:28,359
Um, I have to go.
441
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:30,440
I have, uh, bin juice.
442
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,759
Bin juice?
443
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,159
Oh! Wait, wait a sec.
444
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:40,559
Before Clanger came, I was hiding
here waiting for you anyway.
445
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,839
Um, OK. Sorry. That sounds weird.
446
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:48,479
Um, I mean, I was just watching you
through the window and...
447
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,759
OK. Also weird.
448
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:54,319
Is that actually verbal diarrhoea?
Thought that was my thing.
449
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:58,639
Look, what I'm trying to say, badly,
is that I want to talk to you.
450
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:01,399
If this is about the video,
I know how to kiss!
451
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,119
I mean, I've done it loads!
452
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:05,600
Well, not loads.
453
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,919
See? It is my thing!
454
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:13,439
Yeah, I've done a bit too, but not
with anyone that I really liked.
455
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:14,959
What about Jessica?
456
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,759
Yeah, I mean, she's lovely.
457
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,199
Urgh! Really?
458
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,040
But she's not you.
459
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:23,800
I like you.
460
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:28,959
Oh, this is happening,
and it couldn't be more perfect!
461
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:30,879
Aoife! Toilet's blocked.
462
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,359
Some idiot left a clown wig in
there.
463
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:37,160
Here, put it in the bin. Urgh! I've
got to go.
464
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,560
He likes me!
465
00:27:40,610 --> 00:27:45,160
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