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? Doo-doo-doo doo doo doo
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? Doo-doo-doo
doo doo doo-doo. ?
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{\an8}Wake up, people,
you're being lied to!
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Thank you, Aoife, that's enough
from you.
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They're trying to silence me!
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We all want to silence you.
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You're very noisy.
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STUDENTS BOO
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This is all because of what happened
at training.
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You see...
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Oi! I'm being cancelled!
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Let go! Get off me!
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So here's the rewind.
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Shoot.
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Total concentration.
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Enter the zone.
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Three, two...
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Three, two...
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Three...
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Jim, what's going on?
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I'm no expert, but I'm
going to say...
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...badminton?
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Yeah, but why?
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Well, the...
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...shufflecocks.
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Shuttlecocks?
That's what I said.
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Why? Why are people playing
badminton in our gym, Jim?
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MR HOLT: Economy. You only need
half the gym,
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so I've rented the other half to the
local over-70s badminton club -
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The Silver Shuttlers.
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Nice backhand, Maureen.
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It's a crucial point in the season!
Time is running out.
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You could say the same for them.
HE LAUGHS
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No, but it was the
Junior President's idea to raise
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some much-needed school funds.
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Is that how we paid for the
massage chair in the staffroom?
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Indeed it is.
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THEY IMITATE MASSAGE CHAIRS
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Sorry, Junior President?
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Who's the Junior President?
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You don't know?
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Aoife.
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Jessica! You're the junior president?
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Surely you remember the election.
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The Yes for Jess campaign?
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I won by a landslide.
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I guess it must have been
before I came to this school.
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But it must have been on the news,
though, right?
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Anyway, it's about the gym.
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The Vipers need the space back...
Let me stop you there, Aoife.
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OK. You see,
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I don't care.
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What?
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Sadly, it's my last week
as president,
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so I've mainly been focused on
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using up all of my letterhead
notepaper.
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Jamie's been helping me move out.
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So... who's going to be the new
president?
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Whoever wins the election.
Could be anyone.
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You mean it could be me?
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Stranger things have happened.
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Can't think of any specific ones,
but they must have.
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I don't know.
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Seems like a lot of responsibility.
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It's a shame.
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I think you'd be good at it.
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I hereby announce my candidacy
for Junior President.
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Anyone have any questions?
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Anyone?
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Take your time.
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Have a little think.
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Anyone?
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You'll vote for me, won't you,
Conor?
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What's it for, dumbest sibling
contest?
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No, you won that one for life.
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It's for Junior President.
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There's only one other candidate,
Barry, from the Gamers Club.
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He's got 12,000 supporters.
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But they're thunder goblins,
which doesn't count.
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I checked.
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Clanger! Have you ever had any
interest in entering politics?
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Why would I do that?
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It's boring.
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You get to have a say
in how the school's run.
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Boring!
Get to bring new ideas to the table.
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Boring!
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"Candidates will be excused
from lessons
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"for the duration of the campaign."
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I've always wanted to serve
my fellow pupils.
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I knew you'd like it.
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But hang on.
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Why don't you want to be president?
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I'll be the brains behind
the operation.
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And you be... The brains in the
front of the operation!
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Exactly! I'll do the work and you
take the credit.
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Don't salute me, Conor.
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I haven't won yet.
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So your plan to get the whole gym
back is running for president?
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I'd be good at it!
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I've got strong leadership
and organisational skills.
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Plus attention to detail.
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You know your buttons are
done up wrong?
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AOIFE SCOFFS
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I did know that.
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We'll definitely vote for you,
won't we, Zara?
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Who else is running?
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Breaking news!
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Clanger's standing.
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Conor's running his campaign.
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Conor? Running a campaign?
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He can't even run a bath!
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Believe me, he's my brother,
I would know.
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I've never actually seen him
run a bath.
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Not once.
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Urgh! Yuck!
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Anyway, I'm guaranteed to win.
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110%!
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You can't get 110%.
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120%, then.
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Cos I've got a secret weapon.
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Well, it's not maths.
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It's my campaign team.
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Who are they?
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You're looking at them.
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Well, you're looking at me
looking at them.
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It's you!
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Zara - campaign manager.
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I suppose someone has to keep you
organised.
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Charlotte - stylist.
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Go, me!
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THEY CLICK THEIR FINGERS
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And Nyla - security.
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Will it involve physical danger
and resisting potential violence?
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Might do. I'm in.
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ALL: Vipers!
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Clanger HQ, where we
launch your campaign...
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...with the slogan...
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...Clanger...
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...Ring The Changes.
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What?
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I don't get it.
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How about...
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Yes... We... Clang!
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That is completely meaningless.
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Yeah, I like it, too.
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Fine, OK.
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Next question.
What are you standing for?
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Well, because there's no chairs.
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This is going to take a while.
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Let's draw up a list of policies
for Aoife,
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things she passionately believes in.
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IMITATES RADIO STATIC
Aoife's not here.
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I've sent her for snacks.
It's much easier without her.
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IMITATES RADIO STATIC
Roger. Why are you talking to your wrist?
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IMITATES RADIO STATIC
I'm security. This is what we do.
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You never know when an intruder
might...
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CHARLOTTE SHRIEKS
Easy, tiger!
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Sorry, Charlotte.
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I can't see you with these on.
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They're actually quite stylish.
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Thank you.
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Excuse me.
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I've planned a new look for Aoife.
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I'm putting her in a
brand-new wardrobe.
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IMITATES RADIO STATIC
Good idea.
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She'll be nice and safe
in a wardrobe.
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Style, substance and security.
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I think we're ready
to launch our candidate.
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IMITATES RADIO STATIC
Copy that.
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UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS
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CAMERAS CLICK
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Can I take a selfie?
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Whoa! One sec.
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They're hard.
CHARLOTTE MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY
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What's in the bag?
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Normal stuff.
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Guys, I'm clear.
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Yep, yep. OK, good to go.
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Right, "Everybody, vote for me." OK.
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Vote for Aoife!
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Vote for me.
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Vote for me! Go, Aoife!
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Don't forget to vote for me.
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Have another one. Thank you.
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You look good. Thanks.
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SHE MOUTHS
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Move out!
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Doing great, Aoife.
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Meeting new people,
getting the message out.
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And I haven't even seen Clanger.
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So...
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MULTIPLE PHONE ALERTS
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CONOR: Are you tired of bad things?
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DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
The statistics do not lie.
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Whom will save us?
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I'm Clanger and I'll fight you...
For you.
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I'll fight for you.
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Vote Clanger, and all pupils will
get free doughnuts.
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Free doughnuts!
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Also prejudice is bad,
but the environment is good.
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I'm Clanger and I approve
this message.
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Nobody's actually going to
believe this, right?
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Do you think the free doughnut thing
applies to staff as well?
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What are you saying?
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Of course they'll believe it.
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The voters are idiots.
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They're allergic to the peanuts
that are their own brains.
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Hey, losers!
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There's still time for you to pull
out of the race.
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No way. We're going to win this.
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We'll make our own video.
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Maybe you already have.
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OK, ideas for the campaign video?
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Well, I play basketball,
and you two do cheerleading.
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Give me an A!
A.
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Give me an E!
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Or is it I next?
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I think it's O then I.
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It's mostly vowels.
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Sorry, how do you spell Aoife?
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ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
CONOR: Ladies and gentlemen,
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your next student president
of Midvale High.
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Clanger!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Students of Midvale,
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I will make any empty promises.
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I'll give you whatever you like.
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Free pizza! Vending machine!
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Uh, free pizza vending machine
for every pupil.
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CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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Excuse me.
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We booked this gym.
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See? Even my opponent wants to
close us down.
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She doesn't care about you.
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Yes, I do. I care!
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Look at me caring.
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That's not what your campaign
manager said
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earlier this afternoon.
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MULTIPLE PHONE ALERTS
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The voters are idiots.
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They're allergic to the peanuts
that are their own brains.
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CROWD BOOS
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No, you don't understand.
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She thinks you're too stupid
to understand.
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I don't think that. I'm nice!
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Look, I'm sporty.
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JAMIE: Ow!
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Sorry.
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Give me an A!
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Not now.
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The Vipers are nice.
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The Vipers...
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Do you want to vote for a Viper?
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CROWD: No!
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Then vote for me, and I'll drive
these Vipers out of our gym
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and convert it into a full
laser tag centre!
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CHEERING
Come on!
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We need outside help.
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SHE KNOCKS
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Enter at your peril!
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Greetings, mortal female.
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Wow!
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You look really busy running
this D&D club.
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Indeed I am.
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It'd be impossible for you to do
this and run for Junior President.
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Maybe you should pull out
and support someone else?
267
00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,919
You're quite right.
268
00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:12,559
Oh, OK. That was easy.
269
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:14,000
We're supporting Clanger.
270
00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,520
Clanger? Why?
271
00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:27,199
Where'd you get these from?
272
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:30,039
A gift from a well-wisher.
273
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,999
Clanger!
274
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,599
Oh, he got here first.
275
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,040
If he wins, we get a slushy machine, too.
276
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:38,480
Oh!
277
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:45,079
The Dungeons and Dragons Society
is hereby renamed...
278
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,359
The Dungeons and Doughnuts Society!
279
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,680
ALL: Yeah!
280
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,479
It's crisis time.
281
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:56,959
Our key messages aren't landing
with the core target demographics.
282
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,000
You what? You're going to lose.
283
00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:02,799
What about the swing voters?
284
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,920
They refuse to get off the swings.
285
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:09,679
Does anybody have any good news?
286
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:13,759
Oh, I did a poll where everyone
said they'd vote for you.
287
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,039
Really?
288
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,599
How many people did you ask?
289
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,199
Uh, it was just us four.
290
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,400
And, actually, I'm a don't know.
291
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,160
Let's try a new approach.
292
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,759
Q, Q... Quickly...
293
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:34,199
...U... ..utilise...
294
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,639
I, I...
295
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,360
...important...
296
00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:40,479
T?
297
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,439
...tactics!
298
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,359
No, it says quit.
299
00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,359
As in give up.
300
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,039
Tell Conor you'll pull out
301
00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:50,319
if he agrees to give us the
gym back,
302
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,479
which is all we wanted
in the first place.
303
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:53,759
Oh, yeah!
304
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,799
Everybody wins!
305
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,279
Well, Clanger does.
306
00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,039
But at least we don't lose!
307
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:01,210
All you have to do is be nice
to your brother.
308
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,079
You can do this.
309
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,440
Big smiles.
310
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,480
Whoops! My mistake.
311
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,559
I'm here to make you an offer.
312
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:25,999
I'm only going to say it once.
313
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,680
You give us the gym back...
314
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,680
...and I'll quit the race.
315
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:34,400
No, thanks.
316
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,759
What do you mean, no?
317
00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,719
I'm making you an offer here!
318
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,319
You said you were only going to
say it once.
319
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:43,040
She did say that.
You did say that.
320
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,799
But it's an incredible offer!
321
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,399
And I don't want it.
322
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,399
Clanger needs an enemy to fight.
323
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:53,159
By attacking you, his support
has gone through the roof.
324
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,959
Here, have a doughnut.
325
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:59,119
I don't want your doughnut!
I want my gym time back!
326
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:03,879
Sorry. Once Clanger wins,
those hoops are gone, sister!
327
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,839
We're putting in strobe lights.
328
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,799
You wouldn't. Yes, we would!
329
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:12,279
That's it! You wanted a fight?
You've got one, brother.
330
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:14,599
So...
331
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,040
...how would you say that went?
332
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,080
CLANGER SNORES
333
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:32,359
Clanger, wake up.
334
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,759
SLEEPILY: Kneel before your
president!
335
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,000
Clanger!
336
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,679
Slight problem.
337
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,840
I think I pushed my sister too far.
338
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:47,279
I'm back in the race and the gloves
are now off.
339
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,559
What gloves?
340
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,399
This campaign just got dirty.
341
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,279
Then we should keep the gloves on.
342
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,440
Time for some covert surveillance.
343
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,399
If Aoife challenges you,
you have nothing.
344
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,159
You can't afford doughnuts
for all the pupils.
345
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:04,120
These boxes are as empty
as our promises.
346
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,239
And look at our campaign file.
347
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:12,119
It's all just empty pages
and rude drawings of Mr Holt.
348
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:15,080
If people saw this,
we would be finished.
349
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:22,080
I think I know how to win
this election.
350
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:31,120
This is the final hustings,
so let's hust.
351
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:40,839
First up, Mr Clanger of the Free
Doughnuts, Save The Polar Bears
352
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,919
And Did We Mention
The Free Doughnuts Party.
353
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,759
APPLAUSE
354
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:49,119
Louder, get in there!
355
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:51,200
Come on, come on!
356
00:17:51,351 --> 00:17:55,559
There you are.
Did your brother take the deal?
357
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,359
Forget the deal,
I've got a better idea.
358
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,799
Vote for me, and I promise
to end all exams.
359
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,959
The abolition of homework
and an extra week
360
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,879
of school holidays per month.
361
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:06,720
APPLAUSE
362
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:11,439
Students of Midvale,
you're being lied to.
363
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:12,959
Wait your turn, please, Aoife.
364
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,719
Clanger promised you a pizza
vending machine per person.
365
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,319
What's really in the campaign file?
366
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,800
We demand to know. What does it say?
367
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:30,720
It's a surprisingly thorough
costing plan for vending machines.
368
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,199
What? Yeah, it'll be purchased
second hand,
369
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:38,159
students will fix them as part of DT
lessons, sell half on at a profit,
370
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,239
and retain others for use
within the school.
371
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,759
Well... OK.
372
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,599
But what about what you just said
about banning homework?
373
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:50,239
Uh, there seems to be an overview
of research into the negative
374
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:53,439
effects of homework on adolescent
brain development.
375
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:55,920
APPLAUSE
376
00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:00,079
But...
377
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:03,640
But what's really in those
so-called doughnut boxes?
378
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,520
They're full of doughnuts,
aren't they?
379
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,999
Delicious!
380
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,519
Wake up, people!
381
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:24,959
You're being lied to.
382
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,799
Thank you, Aoife, that's enough
from you.
383
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,319
They're trying to silence me!
384
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:31,799
We all want to silence you.
You're very noisy.
385
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,839
CROWD BOOS
386
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,439
This is all because of what happened
at training. You see...
387
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:39,280
Oi! I'm being cancelled!
388
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:42,119
This is where we came in, remember?
389
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:44,559
See what happens when you try
and outwit Conor and Clanger?
390
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,999
You've just been clonged!
391
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,719
That's not even a phrase!
392
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,120
It is now, sister! It is now.
393
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,639
That was amazing!
394
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,159
You are so going to win.
395
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:03,159
And then we're going to change the
name of this place to Clanger High
396
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:07,919
with a picture of me instead
of that dude with the hat.
397
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,919
His Royal Highness the King?
398
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,399
Whatever.
399
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:14,319
The day will start with
a pledge of allegiance to me.
400
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:17,919
It sounds a bit like you want
to be a supreme dictator.
401
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:21,479
Yeah, I was worried that it
weren't coming across.
402
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:24,039
No, it is, but...
403
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,959
...remember, the people still have to
choose you.
404
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,479
Then you'll be... The Chosen One!
405
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:33,800
Again, probably not a phrase you
should use until we've won.
406
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,079
I see.
407
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,519
Play along now.
408
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:39,600
Strike them with an iron fist later.
409
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:45,679
The election's tomorrow.
410
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:48,599
I need to be popular quick,
I'll do anything!
411
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:52,439
On that TV show,
people win votes by eating insects.
412
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,400
Nyla, get me a snail, stat!
413
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,559
You want to be popular?
414
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,959
There's only one person to ask.
415
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,479
No way.
416
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,639
This campaign was about doing
what's right for the team,
417
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,679
not about your personal ego.
418
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,679
What about my self-respect?
419
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,560
What self-respect is that?
420
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:17,000
I've been pelted by shuttlecocks...
421
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,319
...become a hate figure
for the entire school,
422
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:22,959
showed myself up in front of Jamie...
423
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,919
Look, I'm sporty!
424
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,159
Ow!
425
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,639
...practically lost the gym...
426
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:30,959
{\an8}And I'll drive these Vipers
out of our gym and convert it
427
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,719
into a full laser tag centre.
428
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:36,559
...and offered to eat snails...
429
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,439
Nyla, get me a snail stat!
430
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,919
...for votes.
431
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:40,999
Fair enough.
432
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,840
Let's go and see Jessica.
433
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,959
I wondered how long this would take.
434
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,759
You're desperate for my help.
435
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,159
I wouldn't say desperate.
436
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,479
I would. You don't speak for me.
437
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,879
Because if I did,
you wouldn't be in this mess.
438
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,359
JESSICA CLICKS PEN
439
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,359
She'll help you win,
I'm telling you now.
440
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,239
I don't need her to help me win.
I've got myself.
441
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,359
I know, but if she doesn't help
you win, you're going to lose,
442
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:05,679
and then you're going to look
silly.
443
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,439
I'm not going to lose,
and I'm not going to look silly.
444
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,119
Shut up!
Clanger's going to beat you.
445
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,159
I can see why your campaign
is going badly,
446
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,519
but why should I help you?
447
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:16,559
Junior President organises
the end of year disco.
448
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:23,119
And I happen to know that Clanger's
chosen theme is...
449
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:25,279
...eggy smells!
450
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:26,959
That cannot happen.
451
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,359
Then help us. Please!
452
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:31,879
Since you begged like a dog...
453
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,040
...yes, I will.
454
00:22:33,041 --> 00:22:36,519
How do I know that you're not
working for Clanger?
455
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,599
He bribes people with doughnuts.
456
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,239
Do you know how much sugar
those things contain?
457
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,599
I haven't eaten a doughnut
since lockdown.
458
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:44,920
I believe her.
459
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,360
{\an8}Welcome to the team.
460
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,480
There are three secrets
to being popular.
461
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,079
One - don't be needy.
462
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,680
And two...
463
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,000
...always hold something back.
464
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,679
You said three secrets.
465
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,560
Yeah. What's the third?
466
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:14,879
What's the third secret?
467
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,159
Tell us!
468
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:18,320
Ooooh!
469
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:24,079
The third secret is to always
leave them wanting more.
470
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,440
It is.
471
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:34,479
I am hereby relaunching my campaign
with three promises.
472
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,240
One, I will listen to everyone.
473
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:42,039
Two, I will speak up for everyone.
474
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,280
Thank you.
475
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,159
Wait, that was only two.
476
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,879
What's the third promise?
477
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,239
We'll have to vote
for her to find out.
478
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:51,680
I know I will.
479
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:56,640
Vote for me.
480
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:04,160
Vote for Aoife!
481
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,560
Vote for Aoife.
482
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:13,759
Vote Aoife!
483
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,050
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
No bribing with doughnuts.
484
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,080
Vote for Aoife. Vote for Aoife.
485
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:34,079
All votes have been counted
and verified.
486
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:37,239
Time for me to announce the results.
487
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:38,640
This is it, Conor.
488
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,159
I can taste the power!
489
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,479
It is only for one term, remember.
490
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:49,479
Oh, no! Once I'm in,
I can change the rules.
491
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,839
I'm going to be president for life!
492
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,919
What? You can't do that! What?
493
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,959
CONOR LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
You can't... You can't...
494
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,759
You can't do that.
495
00:24:58,760 --> 00:24:59,920
Right?
496
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:05,119
He wants to be president for life.
497
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,519
For life?
498
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:07,679
That's not allowed, is it?
499
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,159
What are you going to do about it?
500
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:12,439
What can I do?
I'm supposed to be on his team.
501
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:13,599
You do something.
502
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,359
The results are as follows.
503
00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:18,719
Can't believe I'm going to do this.
504
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:19,999
Wait.
505
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,839
The president can change the rules,
and the president can also
506
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,439
cancel future elections.
507
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:28,279
And there's nothing any of you
suckers can do about it!
508
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,239
Right, but until this election's
over.
509
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:34,279
Jessica is still president,
which means she can decide
510
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,200
to cancel this election.
511
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,160
What?
512
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:46,279
Oh, well, I don't know.
SHE CHUCKLES
513
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,519
Would you like me to stay on
as president?
514
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,439
CHEERING
515
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,599
Yessica for the Jessica!
516
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:56,039
{\an8}I hereby declare Jessica
Junior President for life
517
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,319
{\an8}by popular acclamation.
518
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:01,959
No! What? This is a fix! No!
519
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,200
Take the votes away and burn them.
520
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:08,600
Democracy is a wonderful thing.
521
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,879
Thanks, Aoife. Guess I owe you one.
522
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,350
So, does this mean we can
have the whole gym back?
523
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,280
No.
524
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:29,959
I was robbed, Conor.
525
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,639
Let's raise a mob and storm
the staffroom!
526
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,279
Let it go, mate.
527
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:37,799
The important thing is we've got
three days off lessons.
528
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,479
Quick reminder, boys,
I'll be expecting your 1,000 word
529
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handwritten reports on the campaign
experience first thing tomorrow.
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00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,560
What? It didn't say anything
about that on the poster.
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Remember what you said?
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Campaign manager does all the work.
533
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,799
That was a waste of time.
We still lost half our gym.
534
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,639
At least we stopped Clanger from
taking over the whole school.
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00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,239
And you never know,
536
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,639
Maybe Aoife got the most votes.
537
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,999
Jamie counted them, he must know.
538
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,480
Was it me? Did I win?
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JAMIE: But I voted for you, Aoife!
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? Doo-doo-doo doo doo doo
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? Doo-doo-doo
doo doo doo-doo. ?
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00:27:41,130 --> 00:27:45,680
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