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? Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
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? Doo doo doo doo doo doo. ?
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ALARM RINGS
Hurry up, everyone! This way.
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Aoife, quick! Before the sprinklers
go off.
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Yes, I'm going as fast as THEY can.
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OK, so it should be obvious
why I'm dressed as a tree
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and being evacuated from the school.
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So...
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...we have our first big
match coming up
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and we're going to
totally trash them.
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{\an8}It's slay time.
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{\an8}I've got a few killer moves. Chill!
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I got this.
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But... It's fine. I'm on tactics.
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Zaza - admin, Chaza - style queen,
and Jim is on inspirational quotes.
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Dream it. Wish it. Do it. Vipers!
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I just need you to do your usual
job. Which is?
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To instil fear. So I'm the mindless
muscle.
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GRR!
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GIGGLING, WOLF WHISTLE
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This plan's going to be sick.
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Everyone's going to think you're
Alejandro, Conor.
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So who is...
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Who was that? The exchange dude from
Spain.
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Does he have a name?
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And/or girlfriend? And/or
fluffy cat?!
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His name is AleJANDRO with a J.
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AleGANDRO.
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Ale-JJJ-andro.
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Alejan-JO?
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Just call him Alex.
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Aaah!
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Spanish exchange student.
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His name is Alej...
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...Alex.
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Stop!
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Fit new boys are a no.
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We need to focus on winning
our first match.
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Nothing else.
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Well, I agree. I worry you're
slightly obsessing over this.
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Uh, that's SO not true.
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It's just something you do now.
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Like, we just have to get used to
it,
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but, yeah, you need to have a break.
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Don't obsess over it.
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Why are you so obsessed
about these things?
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Grades are important too. McDonald's
giving us a test on this soon
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and you are way behind.
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Miss McDonald, she's a total
pushover.
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I'm just going to waltz in there
and be like,
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"Hey, you don't scare me,
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"Miss-TER Holt!"
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Uh-oh! Where's Miss McDonald?
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Broken tail bone.
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Miss McDonald has a tail?!
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Weird.
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I will be taking over her lessons.
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But what about the school play?
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I've already bought tickets.
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It's Romeo And Juliet - a tragedy.
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The tragedy is that while Miss
McDonald is absent,
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I will have to venture into our
dungeon of a theatre downstairs
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and direct the play myself.
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If he's so tied up with the play,
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maybe he'll stop nabbing our gym time
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for his precious football team...
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...who, of course,
are super important.
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Aoife, your grades must be
exceptional
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if you've got time to worry
about my team's schedule.
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Oh, look! They're not.
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Better sort that quickly
or there'll be detentions.
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Detention. There's no s.
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It's plural, which means
more than one.
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#Not a good start.
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STUDENTS LAUGH
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Detentions plural will seriously
limit my training time.
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I need to be here to get us this win.
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I? It's not just about you.
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You know what I mean.
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If I have to study, then
I can't train.
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And I just don't understand
Romeo And Juliet.
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Fear not. I shall educate thee.
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Now, let's start with a discussion
on the major themes - love
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and how it can make you literally...
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Aaah!
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Why didn't you tell us that Alex
is your cousin
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and that he's literal hotness?
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Hang on. You're telling me Alex is my
Spanish cousin?
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Yes, and Conor has gone to Spain
in his place.
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Conor's gone to Spain?
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Oh, he's gone away?
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Oi!
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Aoife, you have to... study.
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SPANISH GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS
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Oi!
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Aoife, hi.
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Sorry, I'm a bit busy right now.
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I know what you're up to, CONOR.
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Or should I say Alex?
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Alex? Who's that?
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The Spanish exchange student
who you're pretending to be.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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What would make you even think that?
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Because you're still wearing
Mum's fake tan.
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All of it.
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Only a bit!
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It's a healthy glow.
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No, your cover's blown.
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Cover! What? Why?
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Spanish test coming up.
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So... Why make a Spanish person
take a Spanish test?
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That is literally...
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Genius. ..the dumbest plan ever.
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This is advanced level.
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If it works, I'm using it
for French.
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Just keep it a secret, please.
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A - you both keep me out of
this stupidity
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and B - full rights
to the comfy chair until Christmas.
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Ugh!
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? My own, my home
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? My... ?
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Do it!
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All right. Deal.
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This is never going to work.
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I mean, who's even going to
fall for it?
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Buongiorno, mine amigo.
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How did she not notice her own
brother went to Spain?
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Yeah. She's too busy acting
like she's our all-round saviour.
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I know and she always pairs red
with hot pink.
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But she just wants us to win.
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That's why she's being such
a drama queen.
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Yes, she is a drama queen.
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Anon! I know how to make her study.
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Welcome to the Vipers' production
of Romeo And Juliet.
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Who are you even talking to?
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There's no-one in the audience.
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The world's a stage, Nyla.
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Someone's always watching.
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Is there a quick trailer I can watch?
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We really should be practising
for our first winnable game.
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No! Total immersion will help
you understand this play
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and love the theatre...
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BELL JANGLES
...but hands off the set,
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or Holt will literally kill us.
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Rehearsals, people.
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Oh, Romeo, Romeo!
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Come watch us winneth our match
on FRIDAY.
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Wait, I thought I bagsied Juliet.
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Oh, well, I'm on the balcony now.
You can do the nurse bit.
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Never was seen so black
a day as this.
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Wow. Excellent, Nyla!
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You should really be a nurse
when you grow up.
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Now, in this scene, Romeo is hiding
under Juliet's balcony.
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Right. So that's not creepy at all.
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So, blah blah. They chat for a bit
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and then
they go practise their free throws
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ready for their upcoming match.
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They exchange their vows of love
and he wants to meet her again.
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Do you think Juliet had a hoop
in her garden, though?
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Let's run with it, shall we?
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What satisfaction canst thou
have with their first win?
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What satisfaction canst
thou have tonight?
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DEEP-VOICED: The exchange of thy
love's faithful vow for mine.
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Ew! That's so grungy!
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I'm glad nobody else can see this.
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What is going on here?!
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Uh... Don't worry. Total immersion.
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I now understand the play
and loveth the theatre.
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Ooh!
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STUDENTS: Ooh!
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Oopseth!
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MR HOLT SIGHS
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Hey, Clangs, you haven't introduced
me to your friend.
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I, uh, no speak much of the English.
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Yeah. He don't speak English good.
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What's his relationship status?
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Involved, complicated,
single and searching?
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Um, I'll get back to you.
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For info, I'm single.
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Adios.
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Did you hear all those questions
she was asking me?
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I'm in.
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Using school resources
without permission
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and nearly
destroying the theatre.
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Sir, don't punish them.
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They just didn't want me
to have detentions -
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plural - before the match.
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I wasn't going to punish them,
Aoife.
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I loved Zara's insights.
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And Nyla's nurse was quite
impressive.
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Thank you, sir.
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Just shows, I do have a few
strings to my bow.
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Wow! And she plays violin too.
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We actually need someone
to play the nurse.
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Only one actor came forward
and that didn't work out.
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What? Who?
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Next.
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Happy to consider any role.
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So, Nyla, what do you say?
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Sir, I think I can speak for Nyla
when I say...
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...no.
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IMITATING NYLA: I'm too busy
training.
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And he says I can't act!
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Yeah, I'll do it.
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Wait, what? What about the match?
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I won't be playing.
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Once Aoife is there, nobody
else matters.
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Ooh!
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HE CHUCKLES
Excellent! Right, out.
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Ooh! Almost forgot.
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Aoife, if you don't get at least
eight out of ten in Friday's test,
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you're not playing either.
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So Nyla is choosing a little-known
panto over basketball,
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and I might be facing a ban!
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This is a major disaster!
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OK, just act Spanishy.
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Hola, Senor Holt!
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Take that ridiculous scarf off
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and get in for your Spanish test.
Now, Conor.
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Uh, what?
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I mean... Que?
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And for the record, fake tan
should always be applied sparingly.
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Do you think he bought it?
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So, hey, I've arranged a little
something for our new arrival.
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Come to our Amigos of Alex
information circle.
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We all want to learn about him.
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His hopes, his dreams, his loves.
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SPANISH GUITAR PLAYS
We'll be there.
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What did you say that for?
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I can't go through with this.
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Yes, you can. Don't worry.
It'll only be a few people.
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More than a few. That's loads!
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Guys, I can't believe he's
actually in my class.
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There he is!
THEY APPLAUD
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Bienvenido, Alex!
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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That's Spanish for yeah.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
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Bonsoir, matey.
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I've prepared some British
tapas in your honour.
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Here, my personal favourite is a
smiley-faced potato.
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We also have actual tapas.
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Ooh, an onion ring!
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Don't mind if I do.
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HE RETCHES
That's fish!
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I go. Adios!
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Oh, you're petrified and adorable!
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SPEAKS LOUDER: Don't worry.
I know what to do.
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You should know by now not
to make Nyla angry.
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She'll be back once she realises
she's made a big mistake.
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But unless you pass the test,
we won't have you either.
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So, say sorry.
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OK, I apologise, she comes back,
we win the match.
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Look, I'm sorry, OK?
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Sorry for what, exactly?
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You know... stuff.
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You're just saying that
so I'll come back.
258
00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,439
Well, duh!
259
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:31,919
But honestly... So, Aoife, I have
vital info on beating the Dragons.
260
00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,079
Ooh, tell me!
261
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,999
First a favour. Come with me.
262
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,519
Oi! We're not done here!
263
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:39,040
Nyla, match intel, more important!
264
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,799
Right, that's Nyla happy.
265
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:44,199
Now it's time to refocus
on the match.
266
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RECORD SCRATCH
And so we have Alex's cousin,
267
00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:50,239
who, rather strangely, is Aoife.
268
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:53,159
SCATTERED APPLAUSE
269
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:58,279
So I can't believe Alex
is your cousin!
270
00:13:58,280 --> 00:13:59,879
Me either.
271
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,079
How did that happen?
272
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,879
I mean, he's so...
273
00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:07,239
SHE GIGGLES
274
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:08,919
And you're so...
275
00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:11,920
What? Well, pale, for a start.
276
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,799
What about the intel on how to beat
the Dragons?
277
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:18,599
Oh. Just score more baskets.
278
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,960
ANGRY ROAR
279
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:26,639
As you know, Alex, a close
friend of mine, is still learning
280
00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:31,240
English, so Aoife is going
to tell us all about him.
281
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,879
So...
282
00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:40,279
...Alex is from a little town
in Spain called...
283
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,959
Come on, Aoife, use your imagination.
284
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,239
Ima... Imagio.
285
00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,600
Yeah. That's it.
286
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:48,959
Wow.
287
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:51,399
So you're familiar with all
things Spanish?
288
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,479
Si.
289
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:55,479
Tapas, Messi, flamingo dancing.
290
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,319
You mean flamenco?
291
00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,879
Yeah, that's what I said.
292
00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:01,400
So you know it? Can you show us?
293
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,039
Um...
294
00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,560
Not today.
295
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,719
It is quite tricky to pull off.
296
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:10,919
Well, I can do it!
297
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:14,399
Just not without my special
Spanish dress.
298
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,679
Wait.
299
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:18,560
I actually think we have one
of those in the costume department.
300
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:29,000
Well, that was interesting.
301
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:33,920
The, um, limbo
segment was a surprise.
302
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,839
Right, I have some Dragons to go
slay,
303
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:43,359
so amigo Alex better get lost.
304
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,559
Tell that to Clanger.
305
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,639
All right. Anyone who wants a selfie
with Alex, over here.
306
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,279
Hey, the line starts behind me!
307
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,439
THEY CLAMOUR
308
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:52,879
Unbelievable.
309
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,799
What a total and utter...
310
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:58,319
Cheat! So Alex is really Conor?
311
00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:01,119
The neck scarf fooled everyone.
312
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,519
That's the power of accessorising.
313
00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:05,919
Nah, I knew all along there was
something.
314
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:08,959
I mean, he had way too much
fake tan on his palms.
315
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,519
Rookie mistake.
316
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,239
But it worked. So...
317
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,159
Ergo, if it works for him,
it'll work for me.
318
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,759
Ergo, if I cheat in my test,
I'll pass.
319
00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:19,999
Ergo, I'll be free to play
the match!
320
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,159
OK, but who's Ergo?
321
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:23,600
Is that your other cousin?
322
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,520
Presenting the plan.
323
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:30,559
Firstly, Charlotte will
creep through the vents.
324
00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,599
Then get the test paper,
325
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,839
deliver it to Zara, who will
have faked a peanut allergy...
326
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,399
This is all pointless, anyway,
327
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,439
until you say sorry to Nyla.
328
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,239
But I did say sorry.
329
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:42,439
Wait, where is she?
330
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:44,239
Rehearsing for the play.
331
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,799
What?! She'll hate every minute,
332
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:50,519
scare everybody there and then come
running back to us.
333
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:53,279
I mean, you just exude power
onstage.
334
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,799
THEY MURMUR COMPLIMENTS
You're a natural!
335
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,519
You're actually incredible.
You're mesmerising.
336
00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,279
Welcome to the theatre.
337
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,439
It's magnificent.
338
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:03,799
Better than basketball.
339
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,039
Acting is fun, but I still love
to play.
340
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:08,679
Even if Aoife is a pain, she does
care.
341
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,839
Well, she obviously isn't
missing you.
342
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:14,479
Otherwise she would have come up
with one of her ridiculous schemes
343
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,039
to secretly win you back.
344
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,639
I mean, she's not over here.
345
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,839
And she's not over here.
346
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,559
Nor is she behind here.
347
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:26,040
I know all the lines. I'm ready.
348
00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:31,519
This is exactly why Nyla got hacked
off, you're not listening.
349
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:32,919
Just apologise.
350
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:35,199
Yeah, a big, proper sorry.
351
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,679
But I was listening.
352
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,719
How else would I know that Nyla
is in a play about...
353
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:43,320
Wait, what were those two
boring basketball teams?
354
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,119
Maybe they're right.
355
00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:49,080
Maybe I'm too obsessed to listen
to my teamies.
356
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:53,839
So we have our first winnable match
coming up, and I was like,
357
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,399
"Nyla... Instil fear."
358
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:58,399
And Nyla was like...
359
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,319
And she was actually, like,
pretty scary.
360
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:03,879
But I can do other things, like be in
a play nobody cares about.
361
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:06,999
And then I did a flamingo thing
and Holt was like,
362
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,919
"You better..." Get at least eight
out of ten in Friday's test.
363
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:12,799
And I was like, "Whatever."
If I cheat in my test, I'll pass.
364
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:16,599
But Zara was like, "Blah-blah-blah,"
or whatever it was.
365
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:20,039
And then it dawned on me
that I wasn't actually listening
366
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:25,399
to her or Nyla and I didn't actually
say sorry properly,
367
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,760
but is it too late?
368
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,120
Scusi. That's Italian, Conor.
369
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,599
Right. Yeah, thanks.
370
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,839
That's way too much fake tan.
371
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,999
It's a... healthy glow.
372
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,679
You look like an orange
and you're acting like a lemon.
373
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:49,479
Everyone seems to prefer Alex.
374
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:50,679
Not everyone.
375
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:53,519
I mean, why act like someone else?
376
00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:56,480
You're not that bad of a person
yourself.
377
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,559
What?! You can't ditch Alex.
378
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,559
Conor is back!
379
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,159
Oh, no, not him!
380
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,319
Why? He's not...
381
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:13,039
I mean, I'm not that bad, actually.
382
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:16,159
He's boring and preachy,
and he doesn't even
383
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,959
own a decent scarf.
384
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:21,599
Look, Alex has to go, before Aoife
blabs to anyone else.
385
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:22,759
Agreed?
386
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:29,039
So we go watch Vipers embarrass
themselves at match later?
387
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,639
We'll be there.
388
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,159
Great!
389
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,480
Adios.
390
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,119
What did we literally just say?
391
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:39,479
You heard, she's dying to meet me.
392
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,679
Not you. Alex.
393
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,759
Why him?
394
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:47,959
Because... like me, he's handsome
and charming?
395
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,519
No. She only invited him not to be
rude.
396
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,439
She knows I'm Mr Lover Man.
397
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,639
Then you don't need me there.
398
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,159
I do.
399
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,559
He's like a handy conversation
starter.
400
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:01,319
Like when you get a new football
or puppy.
401
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,639
So I'm a puppy now?
402
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,959
Yeah! So come along for a bit,
403
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,519
get things going, then scamper off.
404
00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:10,439
Why should I? Because if you don't,
405
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:13,399
I'll tell everyone that when you say
hi to horses,
406
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:16,039
you do it in a really deep voice.
407
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,120
IN A DEEP VOICE: "Hi, Mr Horsie."
408
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:21,199
Oh... fine.
409
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,279
But after, Alex is getting
on a flight to Spain.
410
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,759
Cool.
411
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:28,759
But I am SO going to his villagio
this summer.
412
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,400
Me and him will have a blast!
413
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:38,199
Thus, from my lips, by thine,
my sin is purged.
414
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,439
Then have my lips
the sins that they have took.
415
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,759
Sin from my lips.
416
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,199
O trespass sweetly urged,
417
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,399
give me my sin again.
418
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,760
You kiss by the book.
419
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,279
Psst!
WHISPERING: Nyla!
420
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:52,119
WHISPERING: Nyla. Nyla.
421
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,479
Aoife, what are you doing?
422
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,759
I have to talk to you.
423
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,359
Do one! I'm in the zone.
424
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:58,960
Madame, your mother
craves a word with you.
425
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:04,079
Look, I know I didn't listen to you.
I was an idiot.
426
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,240
Accurate. What is her mother?
427
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,319
Hang on.
428
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:10,239
Marry, bachelor,
429
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,239
her mother is the lady of the house.
430
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:13,679
I want you to come back.
431
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:14,919
And a good lady,
432
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,960
but selfish and stubborn.
433
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,439
I'm sorry. I want you to come back.
434
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,399
AUDIENCE MURMUR
435
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:24,760
MR HOLT: Aoife!
436
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:29,319
Excuse me, everybody, but Nurse
here is actually a total baller
437
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,000
and her team needs her.
438
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,359
Nyla, I know you probably made,
439
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:37,759
like, loads of friends... For life!
...but we need you,
440
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,399
and not just because you're scary.
441
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:40,799
Add in electrifying.
442
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,039
Too kind. But because you're amazing
443
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:48,040
and you have good...
No, great ideas.
444
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:51,399
Aoife, what are you doing?!
445
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,319
You can't take Nyla, she belongs to
the theatre.
446
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:55,640
ACTORS: Yeah!
447
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,999
Friends...
448
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,119
...colleagues, soulmates
449
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,359
and those weird guys who work
backstage.
450
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:10,799
Alas, this has been my final
performance.
451
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,359
AUDIENCE: No!
452
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:14,639
Let's go, teamie.
453
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:18,039
Wait! You can't just leave in the
middle of the play!
454
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,719
It's OK. Everyone dies in the end
anyway.
455
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,559
AUDIENCE GROANS
456
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,199
Oops, sorry!
457
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,479
Spoiler alert.
458
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,960
But who's going to play the nurse?
459
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,080
Go on, then.
460
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:42,239
AOIFE GRUNTS
461
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:43,999
Crisis averted.
462
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,200
FIRE ALARM RINGS
463
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:48,560
Oops!
464
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,039
Hurry up, everyone! This way!
465
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,079
Aoife, quick! Before the sprinklers
go off!
466
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,000
Which brings us back here.
467
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:01,679
Come on, guys, quick!
468
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,320
FIRE ALARM CONTINUES
469
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,079
What are you doing?
470
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,239
Trying to give you a hug.
471
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,479
Yeah, that's all right.
472
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,119
I don't hug fake trees,
only real ones.
473
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,879
The match isn't until tomorrow, anyway.
474
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,799
Could have just waited until the
play was over.
475
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,119
I know, but we were too worried
476
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:21,159
we were going to lose
you to the theatre.
477
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,519
Yeah. You're so good.
478
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,879
I know. I'm good at everything.
479
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:27,999
But we're a team.
480
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,359
We're family.
481
00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:32,599
And I'm sorry I was so focused
on my own selfish goals,
482
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:35,999
it's just like Capulet and Tybalt,
causing misery.
483
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,440
Whoa, Aoife! You just had an
important insight into the play!
484
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:43,679
And? And maybe you don't have to
cheat.
485
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:46,600
Yeah. Finally starting to get it!
486
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,879
CHEERING
487
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:02,079
Yes, that's a slay!
488
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:03,319
Does that mean I get to play
in the match?
489
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,999
No. You're still on detentions,
490
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,359
plural, for the tree stunt,
491
00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:09,439
the mass evacuation and the rather
humiliating reprimand
492
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,639
I had to endure from the fire
chief afterwards.
493
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,079
No, please!
494
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,919
Can't I start them after the match?
495
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,719
I beseech thee.
496
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,639
Come on. If you let her play, I'll
come back for
497
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:19,920
the performance tomorrow.
498
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:23,080
Deal.
499
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:25,919
Hurry! We need to get to the match!
500
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,440
A pace, to the gym, where
we shall winneth!
501
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:32,359
Those that are fools,
502
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,320
let them use their talents.
503
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,680
And no-one around to hear that.
504
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,599
Oh, you're here too?
505
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,399
Yeah. Hi.
506
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,200
We're here to watch the match.
507
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,519
You know, there's an ice-cream van
outside the gym.
508
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:58,119
Could you be my hero and run
on ahead and get us a slushie?
509
00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,160
On it!
510
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,839
Hola, mi amor.
511
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,839
Uh... Clanger...
512
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,399
...he back soon?
513
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,039
Nah. There's a massive queue
for slushies.
514
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,720
We're solo for a while.
515
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,800
ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
516
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:27,159
Curtains up.
517
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,039
And action!
518
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:32,479
The slushie machine was broke,
but I nabbed some kid's.
519
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,839
There's just enough...
520
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:36,280
...for two.
521
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:39,959
Oh, what are you playing at, Conor?
522
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,359
Conor?
523
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:43,040
Uh... Si?
524
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,199
O-M-G!
525
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,999
I have serious vomitage.
526
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,439
Oi, this cuts deep.
527
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,239
What? It was all her.
528
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,959
I told you she likes Alex.
529
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,119
Because...
530
00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:59,399
Because he knew how to treat a girl!
531
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,679
Wait, but I got you the blue
flavour.
532
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,759
I much preferred Alex, anyway.
533
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:07,040
Yeah, Conor's just... urgh.
534
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:09,759
I'm glad you're back.
535
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,400
I always thought Alex was a bit
up himself.
536
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,239
Time out.
WHISTLE BLOWS
537
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:22,680
Time out. Vipers.
538
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,919
Right, five seconds left.
539
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:27,720
I can give you an inspirational
quote.
540
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:32,040
If you can believe it,
you can achieve it.
541
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,279
But right now, we need a strategy.
542
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,439
I have an idea. Me too!
543
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:37,840
If we...
544
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:40,560
Go ahead.
545
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,079
Aoife, set a ball screen on me,
I can get a two-pointer.
546
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,959
Nyla's shot's been on all game.
547
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,079
Let's do it.
548
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:48,999
Vipers on three. One, two, three...
549
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,400
ALL: Vipers!
550
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,320
THEY CHEER, BUZZER SOUNDS
551
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,640
THEY CHEER
552
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,799
Yes, we're totally milking it.
553
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,720
It's our first proper win!
554
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,079
Bonjour.
RECORD SCRATCH
555
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:43,359
IN FRENCH ACCENT: I am Jean-Luc, the
cousin of Le Clanger.
556
00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:46,120
THEY LAUGH
557
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,160
? Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
558
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,280
? Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. ?
559
00:28:08,330 --> 00:28:12,880
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