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? Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
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{\an8}? Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo. ?
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LAUGHTER
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BUZZING
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{\an8}As I was saying,
yes, I'm currently being rescued
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{\an8}like a helpless little kitten.
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{\an8}And there's a very good...
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{\an8}SAW BUZZES
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{\an8}Here comes the rewind!
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{\an8}Look at this lot.
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{\an8}Desperate to know
who's in Holt's new pet project,
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{\an8}the Midvale Mirror newsletter.
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{\an8}Yes!
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{\an8}Or no. Or no.
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{\an8}Front page. Obvs.
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{\an8}Imagine caring that much
about who's on a stupid...
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{\an8}PHONE BEEPS
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{\an8}What?!
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Question. Why is Jessica
the face of Midvale basketball?
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Question two.
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How adorby is the latest
fashion trend from Tokyo?
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Cute little cats in itty bitty hats.
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? I'm gonna win, nyan
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? Taking everything
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? I'm gonna win
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? The dollars are mine... ?
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Charlotte, focus! Basketball.
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Where?!
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May I direct your attention
to the sign?
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Jess doesn't even play
for this school.
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No, but she's awesome
and super popular
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with the newsletter's
core demographic -
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everyone!
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Well, everyone's wrong.
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The Vipers are
Midvale's official team.
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But we always lose, so nobody
comes to our games any more.
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Hmm.
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We just need a rebrand.
We'd be as popular as them
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if we had the same amount
of coverage.
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Imagine it.
HEAVENLY HARP
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Please welcome to
the Basketball Hall of Fame...
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...Aoife O'Neill!
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CHEERING
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The Basketball Hall of Perfection.
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? The dollars are mine
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I'm going to win... ?
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Charlotte, focus!
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We need press coverage
at our next game
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if we're going to be
as popular as the Comets.
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11am on the 24th.
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Love that we're on the same page.
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I need that cat dress.
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That's it.
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These fake toilet passes
are my best scam yet.
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Wasn't it my idea?
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OK, well, who wrote them?
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Me.
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OK, well, who sold the most
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by ignoring your stupid
five-per-class rule?
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Well, hopefully not you,
because that would be a...
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...disaster.
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It was his idea.
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Next week, Midvale will be visited
by the headteacher
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of the prestigious Johnson School,
along with a few selected students.
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He's paid them to beat us up.
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The school board approved that?
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They have a Business Club,
which they're keen to show off.
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And now... so do I.
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You want us to represent Midvale?
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Like, on purpose?
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Business is about taking risks,
and you clearly have a knack for it.
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You can use this room -
unsupervised -
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to come up with
a new idea to pitch
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in here at the end of the visit.
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Questions? Yeah.
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Have you been replaced by aliens?
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Who cares? Welcome to our planet.
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Planet.
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Oh, you look happy, sir.
If a little bit dastardly.
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Because my plan for
the perfect school visit is working.
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Use the newsletter
to motivate the good ones,
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and ingenious lies
to hide the bad ones.
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Such a shame I have to attend
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this disco dance-teaching seminar
in Wales
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on the same day of the visit.
Yeah, but you do.
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And don't be late.
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Nothing can ruin this now.
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Ugh!
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MR HOLT SIGHS
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I was just trying to pose for
the press, while I was dribbling.
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Are you OK, sir?
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Your face and your tie
are the same shade of red.
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But it really suits you.
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The headteacher visiting
next week is...
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...my big brother.
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I know that look. Sibling rivalry.
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Golden Boy has read
all about this clumsy poser...
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It only happened... eight times?
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...and her even more easily
distracted team-mate.
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That's just how Charlotte gets
whenever the studio she likes
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has a cute new fashion line.
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Piglets in singlets!
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Antelopes with skipping ropes!
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Whoa!
THUD
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Dogs, frogs and hogs
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wearing clogs and going for jogs!
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How charmingly awful.
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And it's given my big bro the
confidence to challenge the Vipers
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to compete with his school's team
for this...
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...during his visit,
in front of everyone.
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A crowd AND a big trophy?
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Best rebrand ever!
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Victory is essential.
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We need star power.
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That's why I've arranged
with Jessica's team
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to bring her over
for this crucial match.
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No!
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If we're as good as Holt says,
we'll be millionaires by Year 10.
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And zillionaires by Year 11.
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And kajuballinioniaires by...
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Think about it.
What do people need?
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Like, really need?
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For you to shut up
and let me think.
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Or...
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...breakfast.
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And umbrellas.
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Yeah.
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And things.
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Things. Yeah.
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Lots of cash.
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And eggs.
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We've already done breakfast.
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No. For throwing.
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Robots. People need robots.
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Whoa!
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Robo butler!
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OK, so Jess is my "nyem-esis",
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which isn't easy to say, but we're
both ballers who love to win,
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so maybe it won't be so bad?
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Hey, it's the clumsy poser.
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I was wrong.
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Kidding, obvs. But yay!
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Back with the Vipos.
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So exciting.
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For you.
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You know this means
one of us has to drop out, right?
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I'm going to call you
Captain Meowvel.
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? Oh, oh, oh, oh... ?
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CAT SINGS POP
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Charlotte!
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She'll be like this for days.
Won't even notice.
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OK, let's talk press strategy.
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So I'm doing a promo photo shoot
tomorrow. Styling it myself.
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Don't you think
we should be there, too?
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Oh, you're all so busy, though.
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So thoughtful.
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But we'll make time.
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I mean, the Vipers are Midvale's
official basketball team.
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Exactly.
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And people should know
who I...we... am.
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Good save.
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Well, of course they should.
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I'll let the photographer know
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and then message you all
what to wear.
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Yay!
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And that is how it's done.
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Whoa!
THUD
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KIDS LAUGH
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I'm fine!
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Ah!
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VACUUM WHIRS
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It's 7am.
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You were supposed to hold the door!
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I was busy. Boys.
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Too busy to hold a door?
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That's right.
I was too busy to hold a door.
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Then you need...
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BOTH: ..Robo Butler,
the robot butler.
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I'm not sure that I do.
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He has everything you want.
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Storage, music, toothbrush, games.
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X-ray vision.
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Wait, Clanger...
An arm that's a potato launcher.
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Chainsaw teeth.
We talked about this.
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Please don't judge it
on those last ones.
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Why not? I loved them.
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Ha! Told you.
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Really?
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I believe in you.
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So take as long
as you need to build it.
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In fact, take longer. I insist.
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So this look usually takes me
about half an hour.
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It might take a little bit longer
for you guys, but don't worry,
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you can get to my speed
at some point.
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Is that evil Jessica?
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Thank you. It's like
we're the only ones who can see it.
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I've heard
she's a master manipulator
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who only cares about looking better
than other people.
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My mum's a great listener.
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But if she's so bad,
why are you copying her?
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And now, Vipers, for a truly special
touch to really make us stand out...
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Because this is actually
a pretty fierce look,
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and everyone's going to see us
rocking it.
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...put it all over your body
so you can really stand out.
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This is going to make you look...
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Who's ready for the phot...?
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Oh, shoot.
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Why are you green?!
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Did you drink chewy milk?
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Oh, no.
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Did I send YOU the wrong link?
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Super soz.
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Must contain rage.
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None of my brother's students
are green.
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No photo for you. Ugh!
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Or you. Until you take off
that ridiculous hat.
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Just get changed.
Problem solved.
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There's no time.
The photographer's waiting.
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Maybe you could be our mascot.
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Can't contain rage!
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Why would Holt want a robot
that fires potatoes?
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Because he's super old.
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And throwing them yourself
is tiring.
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Don't you think it's weird
that he thought your idea
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was better than mine?
What's weird about that?
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Nothing. It's just...
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Look, Holt wants to
beat his brother, right?
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So he wants the best ideas.
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But...
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...the chainsaw teeth?
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I see what this is.
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You're jealous of my brain.
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Did you just laugh at me?
Er, not on purpose.
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Good. Now, let's test out
my new potato launcher
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with some target practice.
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CAMERA CLICKS
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Bit higher, both of you.
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Higher.
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Keep going.
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Higher.
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Perfect.
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You see what she's doing?
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Holding the cutest brolly.
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CAT MEOWS
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Oi, Jessica!
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Don't annoy her.
That never ends well for us.
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You're happy being
faceless nobodies, are you?
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Jessica's in Vipers kit.
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That's at least nine cool points
for each of us.
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So, yeah, it's worth it.
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Places, everyone.
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Aoife, can you move?
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Gary's in a rush. Love ya.
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She's hijacked the Vipers
and made it all about herself.
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That's my job.
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You can edit her out from
that side of the railings, right?
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Oh. Can you?
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Well, edit this.
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BARS CREAK
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Grr!
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Oh!
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AOIFE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
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Ow. Try cutting me out now.
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Aw, Meef.
265
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:53,759
Are you stuck?
266
00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:55,439
BARS CREAK
No.
267
00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,400
KIDS LAUGH
268
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,959
LAUGHTER CONTINUES
269
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,799
No way!
270
00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:08,639
Yes, this is the worst thing
that's EVER happened.
271
00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:10,120
CAMERA CLICKS
272
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,360
Wrong again.
273
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,799
At least it's not front page.
274
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,599
It's a double pager.
275
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,559
There's already several GIFs.
276
00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:24,039
Yes, I've sent one
to your Auntie Jan.
277
00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:26,400
She was crying laughing.
278
00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:33,559
We need to win the trophy now.
It's the only way to save our image.
279
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:34,919
What image?
280
00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:37,879
Everyone already knows
you're a walking disaster zone.
281
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,879
Oops! Do you have to do that
in here?
282
00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,839
Clanger won't stop
firing potatoes at me.
283
00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,279
I need to prove that my idea
is better than his.
284
00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:46,519
What time did you say
your pitch was again?
285
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,759
End of the day. Why?
286
00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,719
There's a schedule here
for the visit.
287
00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,799
No mention of Business Club.
288
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:55,039
Ha-ha! It's not even real.
289
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:56,519
Of course it is.
290
00:13:56,520 --> 00:14:00,239
Why else would Holt put us in a room
where we don't see anyone
291
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,199
or do anything except...?
292
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,440
Oh!
293
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:06,639
So Holt's been tricking us?
294
00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:09,639
Yeah. He wanted us away
from his precious visit.
295
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,559
I'm actually impressed.
296
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,999
What? So you're not angry?
297
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,440
I can be both.
Yeah, well...
298
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:18,959
...me too.
299
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,159
No-one outsmarts me
and gets away with it.
300
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,399
What about when
I stole your sandwiches?
301
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,879
You just took them.
Pretty clever, eh?
302
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:27,919
Not as clever as Holt thinks he is,
303
00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:30,639
but he's going to get
a nasty surprise.
304
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,079
Jam and tuna?!
305
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,640
What is wrong with you?
306
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:38,280
Now he'll never
take my sandwiches again.
307
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,400
Urgh!
308
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,239
Vipers! Ignore them and listen up.
309
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,399
Rousing speech incoming!
What do we want?
310
00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:00,879
A cute-cats-in-little-hats onesie?
And matching pyjamas?
311
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,159
Like this?
312
00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:03,599
? I'm going to win
313
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,319
? The dollars are mine
314
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,919
? I'm going to win cos I've got... ?
315
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,959
Maybe sit this one out, Char.
316
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:12,279
I want people
to stop laughing at us.
317
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:14,359
Because of you!
318
00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:18,399
The correct answer was we want
a trophy, but respect works as well.
319
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,159
Now, how are we going to
get those things?
320
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:23,439
BOTH: Jessica.
No. Practice!
321
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,159
What is it with you lot?
322
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,520
Where is Jessica, anyway?
323
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,239
WHINING: She's pulled out
of the game!
324
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:32,199
But we can't win without Jess.
325
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,919
That's annoyingly true.
326
00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:36,679
I'm well aware,
but apparently the Vipers' brand
327
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:40,199
has become too cringe for her
to associate with.
328
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,919
This is a disaster,
329
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:43,480
but a good time for a round-up!
330
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:47,119
So I wanted to put the Vipers
back on the map,
331
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,199
but Charlotte was all...
332
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:50,439
...cute little cats
in itty bitty hats!
333
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,719
And so Mr Holt was like,
"We need..." ..Jessica!
334
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:56,439
And everyone was like,
"Yay, Jessica! She's amazing."
335
00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,519
I was like, "No, she's evil."
336
00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,399
{\an8}Then I got kidnapped by a fence,
337
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:03,439
{\an8}which did put some of us
back on the map, sadly,
338
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,159
{\an8}but not Charlotte.
339
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,320
{\an8}Oh!
340
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,839
{\an8}CATS MEOW
341
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:15,159
That's it!
We can beat your brother's team.
342
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,760
You can get Jessica back?
Even better!
343
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,119
This is Operation Mute The Cute.
344
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:25,119
Is there a hand-out or something?
I really like to feel a page.
345
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:28,199
We're eco-friendly. But we need
Charlotte back in the Vipers.
346
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,639
But there's a problem.
347
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,919
Yeah. We're surrounded by it.
348
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,119
But not for long.
349
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:36,439
If we're to hide every trace
of this cute new craze,
350
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:39,439
then Charlotte can focus
on basketball.
351
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,439
This seems a bit OTT.
352
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,200
Nyla, dressing gown.
353
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,639
I have a problem.
354
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,759
The mission is this -
we need to mute that cute.
355
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,319
What about something more snappy?
356
00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:55,359
Cat cleanse. Kitty kill.
357
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:58,399
Focus! If we're to win, there can be
no trace of this craze
358
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,760
anywhere near Charlotte.
Are we clear?
359
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:06,079
Muted! Let's get to work.
360
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:09,400
MUSIC: My Baby Love
by Duncan Thompson and Jake Field
361
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,599
? I'm a face in the crowd
362
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,600
? You've never seen before
363
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,960
? I see you passing me by... ?
364
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,800
Oh, really?!
365
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,400
? But I'm not going to fade away
366
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,720
? At least not today... ?
367
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:39,800
Go on, Char.
368
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,960
THEY CHEER
369
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,039
Straighten that tie.
Comb those teeth.
370
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,119
Stop smiling weirdly.
371
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:13,119
You need to get 50% cleverer
by the end of the day.
372
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,280
Good news.
373
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:21,639
What is happening?!
374
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:26,599
I learned to disco dance online, so
now I can be here for the... visit.
375
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,439
ALARM BLARES
376
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,959
If that is a ringtone, it is banned!
377
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,040
ALARM CONTINUES
378
00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:40,079
ROBOTIC VOICE: Exterminate Midvale.
379
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,120
Exterminate Midvale.
380
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:45,720
Exterminate Midvale.
381
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:50,119
Robo. You found him?
382
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,999
Don't worry. The next one
will be much better behaved.
383
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,119
The next one? Oh, bigger.
384
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:57,919
Better.
ROBOT: Robo butler.
385
00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,079
Fully operational flame-thrower.
386
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:02,279
No, no. This ends now.
387
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,319
But we've already taken orders.
388
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,999
Business Club is a success.
389
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,079
There is no Business Club.
390
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,879
Oh, we know.
391
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,600
We know everything.
392
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,759
You can have whatever you want.
393
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,999
A lifetime supply
of cheese and onion crisps.
394
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,679
I don't even like cheese
and onion crisps.
395
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:23,199
Deal. Free crisps!
396
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,519
But only if this visit
goes smoothly.
397
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,479
Understood?
CLANGER: Free crisps!
398
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:28,880
One of us does.
399
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:36,759
Not so cringe now, are we?
400
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,480
Aw! It's so sweet
that you think that.
401
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:42,599
Good luck in the game, though.
402
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,239
You'll need it.
403
00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:46,599
Nyla said not to annoy her, but...
404
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,039
We'll also need a mascot
if you fancy it.
405
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,560
You won't even have to
dress up as a ssssnake.
406
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:08,080
GENTLE CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS
407
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,120
HE SIGHS
408
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,960
What did you think
of our Maths Club?
409
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,160
Hmm...
410
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,600
Not... good...
411
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,120
...at...
412
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:32,840
...maths.
413
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,280
I was equally unimpressed by yours.
414
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,680
No offence.
415
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:47,839
In a few minutes, the whole school
will be chanting our names.
416
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:52,119
But what if they chant about cute
little cats...? Cuteness muteness.
417
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,679
We've got this.
418
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,519
Hey, Vipos.
419
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,079
Big news!
420
00:20:57,080 --> 00:21:00,279
Aoife asked me to find a mascot,
so I did.
421
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,839
Hey, that's not what I said.
422
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,040
What did you say?
423
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,399
We'll also need a mascot
if you fancy it.
424
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,079
Er... what did I say?
425
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,439
Uh-oh.
426
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,800
You're playing the Cheetahs, right?
427
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,800
Oh, Mr Schnuzzly!
428
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,720
MEOWING
429
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:35,159
I could wear you to parties!
430
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,880
This could be a problem.
431
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,720
Charlotte, wake up!
432
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,519
CHEERING
433
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,320
Charlotte, snap out of it.
434
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,039
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
435
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:02,680
Charlotte, wake up!
436
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,240
Ugh!
437
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,440
Oh, this is ridiculous.
438
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:20,440
Not good at basketball.
439
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:24,960
Charlotte!
440
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,679
Char, sub off, now!
441
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:31,119
Ah!
442
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,999
CROWD GROANS
443
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,159
Time Lord, save us!
444
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:37,560
WHISTLE BLOWS
Time out, Vipers.
445
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:42,959
You can't sub off now.
We're already down a player.
446
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,400
Maybe Jessica could help?
447
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,200
No, I can fix this.
448
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:55,479
Mr Schnuzzly, would you like
a snack from our hospitality room?
449
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:56,800
Keep her here.
450
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:03,480
Where's she going?
451
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:09,239
Deal with that cat and get
your sister back, or no crisps!
452
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:11,719
He can't do that. Yes, he can.
453
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,399
I'll explain on the way.
454
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,640
Again.
455
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,920
Here we are. Just inside.
456
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,839
Sorry, there's no litter tray.
457
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,480
BANGING
Let me out!
458
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,319
YES!
459
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:54,960
Smash them!
460
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,320
CHEERING
461
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,839
YES!
462
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,799
Yes, yes! In your face!
463
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:12,999
CLEARS THROAT
464
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,279
Terrific game. So good to see you.
465
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,040
Now that is how you save the day.
466
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,920
THEY LAUGH
467
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,919
Wait, so we only get the crisps
if we help Holt?
468
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,639
That's what
I've been trying to tell you.
469
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,759
BANGING
Let me out now!
470
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:30,079
Looks like Aoife
did the job for us, though.
471
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:31,199
Result.
472
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:32,720
Help Holt?
473
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:37,239
Let me out! Free... crisps.
I mean it!
474
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,239
Let me out! Your choice.
475
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,519
Let me out! No way!
476
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,399
Ah!
477
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,039
HE SCREAMS
478
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:48,279
Charlotte.
479
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,120
CHEERING
480
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,440
HE LAUGHS
481
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,759
Ooh! Yes!
482
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,759
CHANTING: Ball in the hoop!
Ball in the hoop!
483
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,159
CROWD CHANTS: Vipers! Vipers!
484
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,159
MR HOLT: Yes!
485
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,679
And again.
486
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,359
Yes, yes, yes!
487
00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:24,000
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
488
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:28,919
Yes, yes!
489
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:30,839
Smash them! Smash them!
490
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,079
Yeah!
491
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,400
CHANTING: Vipers! Vipers! Vipers!
492
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:39,919
Smash them.
Oh, don't get salty, Holty.
493
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,439
We've done it.
The rebrand's complete.
494
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,359
Charlotte, you ready?
495
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:46,440
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
496
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,879
You locked me in the cupboard.
497
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,079
Fear factor - 20 gazillion.
498
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,320
Run, Aoife!
499
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,000
Grr!
500
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,280
Don't look it in the eyes!
501
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:15,480
This is too hot.
502
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,399
CHARLOTTE SCREAMS
503
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,160
You're not cute!
504
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,440
HE GROWLS
505
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,240
CROWD GASPS
506
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,600
AOIFE MOANS
507
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:36,520
I thought something like this
might happen, so I came prepared.
508
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,200
I'll take it from here.
509
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:43,880
Ugh!
510
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:50,399
At least we made the front page.
511
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,519
No, we made the front page
and we got our first trophy.
512
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:56,959
Which Jess says we can visit
whenever we have an appointment.
513
00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:00,919
I can't believe I got so obsessed
over such a silly thing.
514
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,919
It's OK. You're back to normal now.
515
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,399
NYLA GASPS
Are those ducklings with cufflinks?!
516
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,039
Where?!
517
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,599
Nearly. Morning, Vipers.
518
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,439
Wonderful day, isn't it?
519
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,559
Just wonderful.
520
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,319
Everything worked out for the best.
521
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,560
Worth getting your head
stuck in a fence for?
522
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,200
I think you know the answer to that.
523
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:25,040
No.
524
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,200
? Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
525
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,360
? Doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. ?
526
00:27:43,410 --> 00:27:47,960
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