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And now, back to VH1, Salute to Singers
from the 90s. Today's installment, Why
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They All Needed to Turn Every Vowel into
the Letter A.
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It used to be that you loved me.
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But now it's 1990, and I have to say,
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are you afraid?
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The letter A.
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Thank you!
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Oh, no!
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Not again!
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We're about to do Jedi, aren't we?
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Let's just get through this.
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Inform the commander that Lord Vader's
shuttle has arrived.
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And also, we're missing a bunch of snow
shovels from the storeroom. Does anyone
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know anything about that?
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Uh, snow shovels? No. No, haven't seen
any snow shovels. I haven't heard about
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it. No. No idea.
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Oh, Michael, that was absolute hell. I
just... I don't understand why... I
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we're in a galaxy far, far away, and we
still have to change an Atlanta.
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Hi, Dart.
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You got any bags, or did you leave Mrs.
Vader at home?
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Well, it's you.
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Are we already out of our own
characters?
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What? How's the construction going?
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Oh, fantabulously. Remember how last
time they skimmed along a trench and
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blew it up by shooting through a hole?
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Yeah. Well, now there's no trench.
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Great. Is there a hole?
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Yes. What?
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There is.
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But if I were you, I'd repair that hole
before the Emperor arrives.
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The Emperor?
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It's coming here?
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Yeah, he loves this place. I was there
when he came up with the idea for the
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Death Star.
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Hey, hey, Darth. Darth. Yeah, what?
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That. That's what.
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What? It's a circle.
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It's a good circle, I'll give you that.
No, no, no.
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Space Station.
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What? Yep.
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What? Yep, it is. No way.
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It is. It is, big time.
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Beep, boop, beep.
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You sure this is where we'll find
Captain Solo?
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Yep, this is it. Corner of Tatooine Way
and Martin Luther King Boulevard. Hi,
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R2. You want to come play?
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Sure. Here I am on Tatooine.
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Jumping double dutch like you never
seen.
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I know my way around the rope. Help me,
Obi -Wan. You're my only hope.
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Liz? Hi, we have a message for Jabba
the... No, Mr.
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Jabba, no.
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Oh, well, can we leave it with someone?
No, no.
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Hey, look, Jabba's cat escaped.
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I sure hope he doesn't blame the help.
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Oh, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty.
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Oh, my God.
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Alec Baldwin?
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Oh, shoot up, Peacho.
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Wow, there are all kind of manner of
crazy monsters in here.
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Yeah, and they added even more for the
special edition.
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Hey, what are you guys doing here?
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R2,
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play him the message.
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Greetings, exalted one.
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It's me, Luke Skywalker.
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I seek an audience with your slimness to
bargain for Captain Solo's life. As a
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token of my goodwill, I present to you a
gift. These two droids. Wait a minute,
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does he have the right to give us away?
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He just stole us from his dead uncle.
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tongue stuck to our ass.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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Been building up for a while.
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Sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm so sorry about this.
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Sorry. There we are.
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I can't see!
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Yes, relax.
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You have hibernation sickness, but your
eyesight will return in time.
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Where am I?
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Jabba's palace.
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Who are you?
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Someone who loves you.
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Whoa, you are smothering me, and I need
my space.
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Ho, ho, ho, ho!
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Wait a minute, who's that?
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I know that laugh.
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It's the 7 -Up guy.
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Ho, ho, ho, ho!
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It's not the 7 -Up guy.
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Yeah, it is. Hey, say, crisp and clean,
no caffeine.
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Han, what are you doing here?
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Chewie, is that you?
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Yeah, it's me. I got caught eating out
of Jabba's trash.
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Well, I guess the good news is we're not
being pushed into a giant anus in the
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desert. What's wrong with your eyes?
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I'm blind.
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It's part of the hibernation sickness.
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That and these lesions and the fatigue
that I've been feeling and the
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cough.
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You might, uh... You might have two
things.
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How did he get in?
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I let him in. Whoa, whoa, was that not
cool?
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Nice to see you, Jabba.
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Um,
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Leo, wow.
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I didn't get raped, okay?
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Okay. Okay?
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Okay.
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I'm here to bargain for Han Solo and the
rest of my friends.
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What's your price?
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Master Luke, be careful. You're standing
on - 3PO, please. Whatever you have to
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say cannot possibly be as important as
this conversation.
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But you're standing on a trapdoor, and
if Jabba pushes the button - 3PO, what
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did I just say?
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But there's a trapdoor right under your
feet. There's a huge monster down there,
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and if Jabba hits the button, the
trapdoor's gonna open. You're gonna fall
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into the dungeon below and get eaten by
the monster! 3PO, please!
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We're talking!
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Oh, my God.
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Rush Limbaugh.
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Limbaugh rule number one. No tax
-dodging Jedi's in my pit.
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Religion is tax -exempt. Jedi's are
religion.
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Did you want me to throw you your
lightsaber?
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Yeah, about ten minutes ago.
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Just so you know, the compartment I keep
your lightsaber in is my rectum.
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The mighty Jabba has decreed that you
are to be thrown into the Sarlacc pit.
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There you will discover a new meaning of
pain and suffering as you are slowly
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digested over a thousand years.
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No sweat. I'm bringing a box of
Allbrand. I'll be sprayed all over the
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a week. Right?
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Big lips on a stick knows what I'm
talking about.
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Ha! Fiber!
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Still alive.
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What's going on?
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We just got to the Sarlacc pit.
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What's that?
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It's this disgusting, horrible creature
that's worse than anything you could
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ever imagine.
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Victims of the Almighty Sarlacc, His
Excellency hopes that you will die
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honorably. But should any of you wish to
beg for mercy, the great Jabba the Hutt
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will now listen to your pleas.
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Oh, please don't kill us. We won't do it
again.
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Honest. We'll be good, mister. We was
just fooling around, is all.
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Jabba, this is your last chance.
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Free us or die.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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Ha, ha, ha. Have a good day.
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We're waiting.
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Look out! Boba Fett is right behind you!
All right, when I give the signal, we
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get him.
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What? What happened? He fell.
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Huh? He fell. He fell in the pit.
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Oh. Good.
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Yeah.
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Wait a minute. What are you doing? I
thought you were blind.
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I am.
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It's okay, though.
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Just hang on.
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Gotcha!
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You want some laser hair removal while
I'm at it? No, thanks.
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You sure?
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Come on, we gotta get out of here.
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Okay, so I'm going to the Dagobah
system.
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You gotta speak up. I'm going to the
Dagobah system.
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I still can't hear you. I said I'm going
to... Ah, it's a machine. I gotcha.
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You've reached Han Solo.
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Please leave a message after the blop.
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Have we got any of those chips Ahoy
left?
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No, those are all gone.
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Oh.
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Now nobody gets them.
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Emperor, great to see you.
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Hey, this is Jeremy. He's from, you
know, he's from the program, and he
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meet you.
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Well, hey, Jeremy.
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How do you like the Death Star so far?
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Good. Awesome. You've got to come back
next year when it's done.
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Oh, okay.
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We're going to move on now. If you ever
do that to me again, I swear to God. I
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know, I know. Nobody told me. They kind
of just dropped him on me at the last
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minute. I couldn't say no, man.
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So I think you'll be happy. The Death
Star's going to be completed on
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Excellent. There is one thing, though,
and I'm sorry about this, but your
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not ready till four.
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So, um, feel free to use our business
center or enjoy the pool.
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Stop it.
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Knock it off.
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Cut it off. Stop it!
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I deserve to relax, too.
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Master Yoda, I've come back to complete
the training.
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Oh, you're done. There's no more
training.
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Then I am a Jedi.
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No, not yet. First, you have to confront
Vader.
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Master Yoda, is Darth Vader my father?
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Uh, yeah. It's either Darth Vader or
Paul Reiser, but they don't want to know
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which one is your real father, so
they're going to raise you together.
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Oh, my God!
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Yeah, and I got some more bad news.
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I'm getting really old, and I'm not
feeling so hot, and I think I might die
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soon.
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Luke. Yeah?
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Do not underestimate the powers of the
Emperor.
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Luke. Uh -huh? When gone am I, the last
of the Jedi will you be.
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Luke. Right here. The Force runs strong
in your family.
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Luke.
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Haven't gone anywhere.
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Don't turn to the dark side.
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Luke. What's up?
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You fought Vader too soon.
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Look. Four inches away.
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There is another Skywalker.
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Okay, see ya.
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Master Yoda, no!
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Hi, hammocker slimmer. I'd like the wall
-sized crossword puzzle.
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Why, yes, I do have a credit card. Name
is Yoda... Parthigian?
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I can't believe Master Yoda's dead.
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Yoda will always be with you, Luke.
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Ghost!
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Obi -Wan, why didn't you tell me Vader
was my father?
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Why didn't you tell me you got a new
hand?
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Let's take that thing out for a test
drive.
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But if Vader's my father, does that mean
I'm vulnerable to the dark side?
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Seriously, put your hand like you're
gonna pull a carrot out of the ground.
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Obi -Wan, Yoda said there's another
Skywalker.
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There is, Luke.
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You have a sister.
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A sister?
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Who is it? Who the hell you think it is?
Who's the only goddamn woman in the
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galaxy?
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Leia. Hey.
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Just for giggles. You want to poop in
Yoda's tiny toilet?
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Pretend you took a giant poop?
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Me
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first.
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I'd like to thank you all for meeting me
here in the lobby of the Mondrian.
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Hey, check it out. It's another chick.
The only other chick in the galaxy.
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I don't like her.
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The Emperor has made a critical error
and the time for our attack has come.
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We've learned that the new Death Star is
not yet operational.
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But, more importantly, that the Emperor
himself is overseeing this mission.
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Hey, you know what I find hilarious?
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Bothans. Many Bothans died to bring us
this information.
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Ooh.
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Admiral Ackbar, if you will.
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It's a trap!
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Just kidding. We'll get there later.
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So, um, let's pretty much just attack
like we did last time. Sound good? No
249
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to fix what ain't broke, right?
250
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Yeah, we did this already.
251
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:43,440
That's what's so fucked up.
252
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General Solo will take a stolen Imperial
shuttle and knock out the shield
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generator on the first moon of Endor,
while General Carvisian has volunteered
254
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lead the squadron to destroy the Death
Star.
255
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:54,860
I didn't actually volunteer.
256
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Everybody clear?
257
00:21:56,060 --> 00:21:58,800
Am I the only one with a gold star on
their uniform?
258
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,660
It's just for record keeping. Okay,
let's go for it, people.
259
00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:04,200
Hey, is there anything I can do to help?
260
00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:05,420
Luke!
261
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:07,500
What is it?
262
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Ask me again sometime.
263
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What? I know something about you.
264
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Tell me.
265
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,740
No. Come on, Luke, tell me.
266
00:22:15,020 --> 00:22:17,680
Nope. Well, for God's sakes, tell me
something about somebody.
267
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,100
Okay. Han runs an online employment
website on the side.
268
00:22:21,679 --> 00:22:24,540
Economy got you down? Stressed out?
Worried about your future?
269
00:22:24,820 --> 00:22:26,440
Sounds like you need a Han job.
270
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I'm Han Solo, and I have jobs for
everyone.
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Come by and apply for your Han job, and
I'll get you off and running.
272
00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:35,760
Other websites jerky around and don't
finish what they start.
273
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:39,440
But with HanJobs .org, we'll have you
shooting for the stars.
274
00:22:40,220 --> 00:22:42,640
But keep it down. My neighbors don't
know what's going on in here.
275
00:22:49,260 --> 00:22:52,700
All right, now remember, Lando, don't
get a single scratch on the Falcon,
276
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:53,980
Look, will you relax?
277
00:22:54,180 --> 00:22:55,740
I already said I'll be careful.
278
00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:59,160
Well, just make sure you are. That
ship's gotten me laid a bunch of times.
279
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,660
Hey, hey, hey, girls.
280
00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:09,840
Anyone want to make the Kessel Run?
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That'd be cool, but we only got 12
parsecs.
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Hop in.
283
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:18,580
3PO, why are you wearing a coat and tie?
284
00:23:19,050 --> 00:23:21,810
Uh, some people still treat flying as an
occasion.
285
00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:27,750
What's the matter?
286
00:23:27,930 --> 00:23:28,869
Ah, nothing.
287
00:23:28,870 --> 00:23:31,270
I just got a funny feeling I'm never
gonna see her again.
288
00:23:31,550 --> 00:23:32,550
Who, the Falcon?
289
00:23:32,770 --> 00:23:36,630
No, Elizabeth Hurley. I just... I just
think she's done.
290
00:23:57,450 --> 00:23:58,570
Hey, it's me. Can I come in?
291
00:23:58,810 --> 00:23:59,810
Oh, shit.
292
00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:06,250
Hey, I just wanted to let you... Oh,
boy, what's that?
293
00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:09,830
I was just ironing my robe, taking a
look around. What's up?
294
00:24:10,030 --> 00:24:13,370
Well, I just wanted to let you know
there's a rebel fleet massing at
295
00:24:13,390 --> 00:24:15,370
and I think they're going to invade or
something.
296
00:24:15,570 --> 00:24:18,490
You made sure there wasn't a hole in the
Death Star this time. Oh, yeah, like
297
00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:19,490
I'm going to do that twice.
298
00:24:19,970 --> 00:24:21,270
You shut up, mister.
299
00:24:21,810 --> 00:24:22,810
Gosh almighty.
300
00:24:23,270 --> 00:24:25,590
But, you know, it might be something to
be concerned about.
301
00:24:25,810 --> 00:24:26,910
It's of no concern.
302
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:31,620
The Rebellion will soon be crushed, and
young Skywalker will be one of us.
303
00:24:31,820 --> 00:24:34,740
We're still doing that initiation thing
we talked about, right? Oh, yeah.
304
00:24:34,940 --> 00:24:38,240
Where you rub your wang on a fruit salad
and we watch him eat it? You bet. You
305
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,240
ate the whole thing, remember?
306
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,040
Oh, yeah, and I ate most of it.
307
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,100
All right, this is it.
308
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:53,260
Shuttle Tiderium requesting deactivation
of the deflector shield.
309
00:24:53,750 --> 00:24:56,170
Shuttle Tiderium, transmit the clearance
code for shield passage.
310
00:24:56,610 --> 00:24:57,610
Transmission commencing.
311
00:24:57,710 --> 00:25:00,410
Now we find out if that code is worth
the price we paid.
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00:25:03,450 --> 00:25:04,510
Vader's on that ship.
313
00:25:04,990 --> 00:25:07,190
Don't get jittery, Luke. There's a lot
of command ships.
314
00:25:07,610 --> 00:25:10,730
Keep your distance, though, Chewie. But
don't look like you're trying to keep
315
00:25:10,730 --> 00:25:13,710
your distance. How am I supposed to do
that? I don't know. Fly casual.
316
00:25:21,070 --> 00:25:23,390
Does that casual -looking shuttle have a
code clearance?
317
00:25:23,650 --> 00:25:25,110
Well, it's an older code, sir.
318
00:25:28,830 --> 00:25:29,830
But it checks out.
319
00:25:30,050 --> 00:25:31,050
Wait a minute.
320
00:25:31,690 --> 00:25:32,750
Skywalker's on that ship.
321
00:25:32,970 --> 00:25:33,970
You can sense him?
322
00:25:34,010 --> 00:25:35,010
No, he's right there.
323
00:25:37,210 --> 00:25:40,170
They're not going for it, Chewie.
Everybody, they're not going for it.
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00:25:40,170 --> 00:25:43,890
failing. Luke, take this gun. You shoot
me, I'll shoot you. Shuttle Tiderium,
325
00:25:43,970 --> 00:25:46,650
the shield has been deactivated. You are
clear to approach.
326
00:25:47,110 --> 00:25:49,550
Well, there you go, gang. False alarm.
327
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,780
Oh, what, what, what, false alarm?
328
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:59,300
All right, somebody, anybody, do not let
me leave here without maple syrup.
329
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:12,800
How are we going to get past?
330
00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:15,720
All right, there's only a few of them.
Chewie and I will take care of those
331
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:16,720
guys. You stay here.
332
00:26:16,820 --> 00:26:17,820
Oh, ladybug.
333
00:26:49,290 --> 00:26:50,810
I see them. Wait, Leia!
334
00:26:55,910 --> 00:26:56,910
My bike!
335
00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:58,970
Where's my bike?
336
00:27:11,650 --> 00:27:14,090
Move closer! Get alongside that one!
337
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,860
Can you play the theme for me, T. John
Williams?
338
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,460
No, but I can do the theme to
Entertainment Tonight.
339
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:50,760
Celebrating birthdays today, IG -88
turns 27.
340
00:27:51,140 --> 00:27:52,640
Lando Calrissian is 42.
341
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,140
And I Don't Like You Either Guy is 63.
342
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,820
Keep on that one. I'll take these two.
343
00:28:33,770 --> 00:28:35,790
Destroy the planet Alderaan.
344
00:28:57,250 --> 00:29:00,450
You know, I think I've finally done it.
345
00:29:00,810 --> 00:29:05,150
I think I've gotten over the loss of my
home planet Alderaan. I've finally moved
346
00:29:05,150 --> 00:29:06,150
on.
347
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:50,920
General Solo, somebody's coming.
348
00:29:55,100 --> 00:29:58,520
Luke, there you are. Where's Leia? Have
you seen her? She didn't come back?
349
00:29:58,860 --> 00:30:01,940
Oh, well, she probably decided to make
like one of these trees and leave.
350
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,680
Where did you get that?
351
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,600
I don't know. I stepped on it earlier.
It was just here in the woods. Been
352
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:13,180
having a lot of fun with it. Oh, that's
funny, because my friend lost his horn
353
00:30:13,180 --> 00:30:15,580
on the forest moon of Endor last year.
It's not his.
354
00:30:26,380 --> 00:30:29,660
Do not move, or I will stab you with my
very sharp spear.
355
00:30:29,940 --> 00:30:34,240
Look, put that down. I'm not going to
hurt you. You are my enemy, and I want
356
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,240
off my planet.
357
00:30:35,340 --> 00:30:37,880
Want a piece of cracker? I will do
anything you say.
358
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,980
By the way, I think you're about to
start your period.
359
00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:46,300
That's how I found you.
360
00:30:57,710 --> 00:31:01,570
Hi, me again. Hey, good news. The Death
Star T -shirt's finally arrived.
361
00:31:01,850 --> 00:31:02,850
Oh, sweet.
362
00:31:04,650 --> 00:31:05,970
Oh, come on.
363
00:31:06,750 --> 00:31:07,750
Death stab?
364
00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:11,930
For God's sake, Christy. Why don't you
fire that girl? She's actually, believe
365
00:31:11,930 --> 00:31:13,470
it or not, better than the last one.
366
00:31:13,670 --> 00:31:15,650
I thought I told you to wait on the
command ship.
367
00:31:15,870 --> 00:31:20,070
Yes, well, the thing is, a small rebel
force has landed on the forest moon, and
368
00:31:20,070 --> 00:31:22,630
my son is with them. Kurt? No, Luke.
369
00:31:22,850 --> 00:31:24,130
I thought Kurt was your son.
370
00:31:24,460 --> 00:31:28,440
No, no, no, no. Kurt was just a guy I
was hanging around with for a while.
371
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:29,440
wasn't my son.
372
00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:30,559
What do you mean?
373
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:33,220
I mean, he was younger, but he wasn't
that much younger.
374
00:31:33,460 --> 00:31:35,500
No, I mean, what do you mean hanging
around with?
375
00:31:35,700 --> 00:31:40,800
Oh, I mean, just a dude, you know? Just
some guy to, like, play ball with and go
376
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:44,460
to the movies, crash into real hard in
the hallway. You know, just guy stuff,
377
00:31:44,660 --> 00:31:49,240
you know? Just a bro, you know? Someone
you can read the Sunday paper or share
378
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,240
an orange with.
379
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:53,960
Honestly, Darth, I have no fucking idea
what you're talking about. I don't know
380
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:57,840
what you want me to... Look, just go
down to the moon and wait for your son.
381
00:31:58,140 --> 00:32:02,680
I have foreseen that his compassion for
you will be his undoing. Got it. On my
382
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:03,920
way. No more of this Kurt shit.
383
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:05,200
Yep.
384
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:08,480
Leia!
385
00:32:08,900 --> 00:32:09,900
Leia!
386
00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:14,300
Han, come over here.
387
00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:16,060
I found this.
388
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,120
Ah, shuck.
389
00:32:18,549 --> 00:32:23,250
Hey, maybe we get out of the woods
before nightfall on account of the
390
00:32:23,250 --> 00:32:24,990
all. Hey, guys, look over there.
391
00:32:25,510 --> 00:32:27,070
It's a hot girl from Florida.
392
00:32:27,930 --> 00:32:31,170
No, no, Chewie, don't. If you talk to
her, you have to talk to her mom. Oh, I
393
00:32:31,170 --> 00:32:32,510
see you've met my daughter.
394
00:32:32,770 --> 00:32:36,230
You know, we were just mistaken for
sisters over at the bar.
395
00:32:36,570 --> 00:32:42,950
Chewie, get away from... How are we
going to get out of here?
396
00:32:43,190 --> 00:32:45,250
Wait a second, guys. I got an idea.
397
00:32:45,790 --> 00:32:50,050
Remember that laser I used to break Leia
out of Jabba's handcuffs? Well, here
398
00:32:50,050 --> 00:32:51,530
comes a little tiny saw.
399
00:32:55,070 --> 00:32:56,070
Whoa.
400
00:33:02,850 --> 00:33:04,970
What the hell are these, hamsters?
401
00:33:05,290 --> 00:33:06,970
Oh, my God, they're adorable.
402
00:33:08,530 --> 00:33:11,790
Gold guy.
403
00:33:12,310 --> 00:33:14,010
Gold guy.
404
00:33:14,870 --> 00:33:15,870
Gold...
405
00:33:16,490 --> 00:33:17,790
What are they doing?
406
00:33:18,150 --> 00:33:19,009
I'm not sure.
407
00:33:19,010 --> 00:33:21,510
They seem to think I'm some sort of god.
408
00:33:21,810 --> 00:33:23,410
And they seem to think I'm Sum 41.
409
00:33:23,690 --> 00:33:25,830
All the small things.
410
00:33:26,370 --> 00:33:27,570
That's Blink -182.
411
00:33:27,790 --> 00:33:30,270
Sum 41 is the band that married Avril
Lavigne.
412
00:33:30,490 --> 00:33:32,070
Oh. Huh.
413
00:33:32,710 --> 00:33:35,770
Seems like everybody would turn out a
loser in that situation.
414
00:33:36,030 --> 00:33:37,030
Everybody did.
415
00:33:47,010 --> 00:33:48,310
Pripyo, tell them to let us go.
416
00:33:48,530 --> 00:33:49,890
What the hell am I supposed to say?
417
00:33:50,230 --> 00:33:54,750
Tell them if they don't let us go,
you'll become angry and use your magic.
418
00:33:55,150 --> 00:33:56,190
Yeah, I'll get right on that.
419
00:34:00,890 --> 00:34:01,890
It's not working.
420
00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:07,670
Is this your card?
421
00:34:16,780 --> 00:34:17,860
Who braided your hair?
422
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:19,980
Did the Ewoks braid your hair?
423
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:21,198
Uh, yeah.
424
00:34:21,199 --> 00:34:25,560
So, they use spears with wooden shafts
and stone -carved tips, yet they clearly
425
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,699
understand the finer points of
cosmetology?
426
00:34:27,980 --> 00:34:29,780
I know. It's not as good as empire.
427
00:34:37,179 --> 00:34:39,500
Utanisa Wuchana, born and raised.
428
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,219
Makwatas near Chutu most of my days.
429
00:34:53,310 --> 00:34:54,310
Luke,
430
00:35:08,970 --> 00:35:09,970
are you okay?
431
00:35:10,290 --> 00:35:13,820
Yeah. I've got something kind of messed
up to tell you.
432
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:15,980
You're my sister.
433
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:18,440
I know.
434
00:35:19,020 --> 00:35:20,580
Somehow I've always known.
435
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:21,880
You have?
436
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,100
Did you know when you kissed me on Hoth?
437
00:35:24,300 --> 00:35:28,760
Yeah. Well, that's pretty weird. I'm
from Alderaan. It's kind of the
438
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:29,760
of the galaxy.
439
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:33,460
Speaking of which, ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. Darth Twitty.
440
00:35:43,790 --> 00:35:48,910
put his arms around her shoulder and
with a voice that sounded older, he
441
00:35:48,990 --> 00:35:51,970
Mom, I got something on my mind.
442
00:36:00,150 --> 00:36:03,830
Imperial Shuttle requesting permission
to land like a dainty butterfly.
443
00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:05,310
Permission granted.
444
00:36:10,130 --> 00:36:12,230
Night. That was night.
445
00:36:24,650 --> 00:36:25,368
Hey, son.
446
00:36:25,370 --> 00:36:26,370
Hey, Dad.
447
00:36:26,570 --> 00:36:27,830
Haven't seen you in a while.
448
00:36:28,250 --> 00:36:32,690
Yeah, I know. Sorry about that. But, uh,
I got you a new baseball.
449
00:36:33,190 --> 00:36:36,950
Good. Our first catch of the day. Hey,
go wait in the ad ad.
450
00:36:38,030 --> 00:36:42,030
Now, listen, since your mom's out of
town and I have you for the weekend, I
451
00:36:42,030 --> 00:36:46,150
thought it would be fun if the emperor
and I turned you over to the dark side
452
00:36:46,150 --> 00:36:46,729
the force.
453
00:36:46,730 --> 00:36:49,210
Daddy, if I may, I'd like to draw out
another option.
454
00:36:49,630 --> 00:36:51,410
I sense the good in you.
455
00:36:51,690 --> 00:36:53,750
Hang out with me on the lighter side of
the force.
456
00:37:09,230 --> 00:37:10,330
Oh, that's something.
457
00:37:10,670 --> 00:37:13,350
All right, so what do you say? You want
to go see the emperor? I don't know.
458
00:37:13,710 --> 00:37:14,830
Can we have tacos?
459
00:37:15,190 --> 00:37:17,330
Oh, no. Friday is taco night.
460
00:37:17,550 --> 00:37:18,550
Oh, darn.
461
00:37:19,130 --> 00:37:20,830
But today is Friday.
462
00:37:21,390 --> 00:37:22,390
Yep.
463
00:37:23,150 --> 00:37:25,570
I'm going to have so much fun.
464
00:37:44,910 --> 00:37:46,710
All right, stand by to jump to light
speed.
465
00:37:46,950 --> 00:37:50,110
When we arrive at Endor, we will destroy
the Death Star and then begin setting
466
00:37:50,110 --> 00:37:51,830
up the Ewok reassignment camps.
467
00:37:52,070 --> 00:37:54,010
I hate that stupid fish man.
468
00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:58,050
I say when we're done with this, we go
over there and fry him up in a skillet.
469
00:38:10,390 --> 00:38:13,490
All right, here goes nothing. I'm gonna
sneak up on that guy.
470
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,520
Gotcha. Yeah, yeah. Okay, you got me.
471
00:38:21,740 --> 00:38:22,980
Oh, hey, wait. You got something there.
472
00:38:23,220 --> 00:38:25,740
Oh, my God. I can't believe I fell for
that.
473
00:38:25,980 --> 00:38:28,460
I know. Now, excuse me. I have to make
out with my girlfriend.
474
00:38:29,300 --> 00:38:30,299
Oh, sorry.
475
00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:31,300
I'll leave you two alone.
476
00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:32,640
No, it's just me by myself.
477
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,200
Oh, my God. That's so cool.
478
00:38:35,420 --> 00:38:37,300
Hey, take your helmet off. I'll do got
your nose.
479
00:38:37,780 --> 00:38:40,520
We're not supposed to take these off,
but I really want to see that.
480
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,580
What the hell? Your head is so small.
481
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,720
Yeah, that's why we wear these big
helmets. It's a lot more intimidating.
482
00:38:47,290 --> 00:38:49,350
I'll be honest with you. I don't like
people who are different.
483
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,100
Hey, hey, look who I brought.
484
00:39:19,940 --> 00:39:21,600
Welcome, young Skywalker.
485
00:39:22,140 --> 00:39:23,140
Oh, thank you. Not you.
486
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:24,158
Oh, I'm so embarrassed.
487
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:28,320
I thought you should know, young
Skywalker, that your friends are walking
488
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,120
trap. Wow, you're white?
489
00:39:30,420 --> 00:39:32,520
You totally sounded black on the phone.
490
00:39:32,820 --> 00:39:38,220
Silence! You will turn to the dark side,
and your precious rebellion will be
491
00:39:38,220 --> 00:39:39,220
destroyed.
492
00:39:39,740 --> 00:39:42,020
Oh, I'm afraid.
493
00:39:43,020 --> 00:39:49,300
The shield generator will be quite
operational when your friends arrive.
494
00:39:50,380 --> 00:39:52,460
Jeez, you don't have to be a dick about
it.
495
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:56,640
All right, everybody, hands in the air.
496
00:39:57,180 --> 00:40:00,800
All right, now I want you to take off
your helmets, go outside, and dig your
497
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:01,779
graves with them.
498
00:40:01,780 --> 00:40:03,000
Han, that's kind of dark.
499
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:06,320
Shut up. There's enough cutesy crap in
this movie. I think we all need this.
500
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:07,320
get outside.
501
00:40:08,780 --> 00:40:10,240
I have a family.
502
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:11,640
Faster.
503
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,360
I just do data entry.
504
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:14,640
All right, you, kill him.
505
00:40:14,820 --> 00:40:18,240
What? Kill him. Take this knife and stab
him in the mouth. No, please.
506
00:40:18,660 --> 00:40:21,580
Shut up. And after he's dead, cut off
his face and wear it as your face.
507
00:40:21,780 --> 00:40:25,420
Please. I've had enough to hear what he
walks. Now stab him and wear his face.
508
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:29,040
And then go home to his family still
wearing his face and see how long it
509
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,880
him to figure out that it's you and not
him. Hold it right there.
510
00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:34,220
You rebel scum.
511
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,360
Wow, what a voice.
512
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:37,840
Do you mind reading this for me?
513
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:39,520
Paging Mr.
514
00:40:39,580 --> 00:40:41,500
Herman, Mr. Pee -wee Herman.
515
00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:43,240
I found my bike!
516
00:40:44,740 --> 00:40:45,220
What
517
00:40:45,220 --> 00:40:58,200
do
518
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,040
you mean we can't get any reading on the
shield?
519
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,680
Man, the only thing I'm reading is a cat
in a hat.
520
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,940
Damn cat, that hat looks ridiculous.
521
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:11,540
Admiral, we've got enemy ships in Sector
47.
522
00:41:11,860 --> 00:41:13,300
It's a trap! It's a trap!
523
00:41:13,700 --> 00:41:14,780
Also, who's cat?
524
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:17,860
Someone get your cat.
525
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:24,640
Fighters coming in!
526
00:41:29,140 --> 00:41:33,540
Land out to Enterprise.
527
00:41:33,860 --> 00:41:36,100
Draw their fire away from the cruisers.
528
00:41:36,570 --> 00:41:40,230
We're having tea, thank you very much.
Yes, tea.
529
00:41:54,830 --> 00:41:57,670
Listen, you guys, this is all a crazy
misunderstanding.
530
00:41:59,710 --> 00:42:01,710
You think this is going to work?
531
00:42:01,980 --> 00:42:05,240
Oh yeah, those Ewoks had all of five
minutes to get things prepared. I'm sure
532
00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:06,240
it's all gonna work out fine.
533
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:22,540
This armor is useless!
534
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:23,840
Why do I even wear it?
535
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,420
Here comes a squadron of pie -fighting!
536
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:41,820
Look at that, huh?
537
00:43:42,260 --> 00:43:44,700
Look at the crappy job your friends are
doing.
538
00:43:45,020 --> 00:43:46,960
And here's something that's going to
piss you off even more.
539
00:43:47,220 --> 00:43:48,220
Fire at will.
540
00:43:48,460 --> 00:43:51,740
Gee, Dr. Smith, this doesn't seem like a
very safe place to be.
541
00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:54,420
Oh, William.
542
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:56,300
Okay,
543
00:43:56,460 --> 00:43:57,480
now fire at everybody else.
544
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,540
Holy shit, that blast came from the
Death Star.
545
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,000
That thing's operational.
546
00:44:07,300 --> 00:44:08,198
What's that mean?
547
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:09,200
It's fully functional.
548
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:10,800
I still don't get it. I'm five.
549
00:44:11,140 --> 00:44:12,280
Bang, bang, boom, boom.
550
00:44:12,540 --> 00:44:14,620
Bang, bang, boom, boom. Damn, that
thing's operational.
551
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,380
Ooh, look at that. Blowing up rebel
ships.
552
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:20,880
Let that get you going.
553
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,300
You hate me now?
554
00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:27,300
Come on, take that lightsaber and try to
strike me down, and your journey toward
555
00:44:27,300 --> 00:44:29,240
the dark side will be complete.
556
00:44:29,540 --> 00:44:31,860
I've seen a lot of ships get blown up.
It's no big deal.
557
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:34,680
Yeah, I guess that wouldn't get under my
skin either.
558
00:44:35,070 --> 00:44:36,950
Not the way Seth Green gets under my
skin.
559
00:44:37,350 --> 00:44:41,470
Huh? Yeah, boy, that guy rubs me the
wrong way. I mean, has he ever made
560
00:44:41,470 --> 00:44:46,170
anything successful? Greg the Bunny,
Four Kings, and that god -awful puppet
561
00:44:46,170 --> 00:44:48,230
show. It's on, like, Channel 100 or
something.
562
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:52,500
Well, I think he's had some successes.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer was popular.
563
00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:56,360
It was not popular. Entertainment Weekly
said it was popular, but it wasn't.
564
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:59,680
Hardly anybody ever watched that show.
Yeah, I never called it. Well, he's been
565
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:03,720
in some big movies. The Austin Powers
movies grossed like a billion dollars.
566
00:45:03,980 --> 00:45:05,060
What, because of Seth Green?
567
00:45:05,340 --> 00:45:08,740
Did you ever hear anyone say, hey, let's
go see that new Austin Powers, Seth
568
00:45:08,740 --> 00:45:12,020
Green's in it? You're not getting to me,
man. You're talking about an actor who
569
00:45:12,020 --> 00:45:13,020
I happen to enjoy.
570
00:45:13,420 --> 00:45:16,800
Well, I certainly enjoyed him in
Entourage, because in that show he was
571
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,210
himself. An asshole!
572
00:45:21,750 --> 00:45:24,310
Oh, sorry. This is my joke lightsaber.
573
00:45:24,610 --> 00:45:26,590
It's cute, right? Okay, for real now.
574
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:57,400
They're doing the mess around.
575
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,480
They're doing the mess around.
576
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:03,280
Everybody's doing the mess around.
577
00:46:19,940 --> 00:46:25,500
Join us, Luke.
578
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:27,560
Turn to the back side of the fourth.
579
00:46:27,860 --> 00:46:32,760
What? The dark side. Turn to the... Long
day.
580
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:37,440
I will not fight you, father. Then you
will meet your destiny.
581
00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:43,840
Oh, my God, are you okay?
582
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:47,420
Oh, my God, I just... I meant to hit you
in the shoulder, and that whole thing
583
00:46:47,420 --> 00:46:49,200
just fell. Did you see that?
584
00:46:49,420 --> 00:46:52,040
What? That whole thing just fell. How?
585
00:46:52,490 --> 00:46:55,730
I don't know. He was up there like, I
can't do this, I threw the thing, and I
586
00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:58,250
just meant to hit him in the arm, and
then the whole thing fell.
587
00:46:58,510 --> 00:47:01,510
Well, that's good, right? We want him
hurt. Are you using your brain?
588
00:47:01,730 --> 00:47:03,750
We're lucky if we come out of this
without a lawsuit.
589
00:47:07,230 --> 00:47:08,230
Ow!
590
00:47:09,330 --> 00:47:10,330
Ow!
591
00:47:14,230 --> 00:47:15,230
Freeze.
592
00:47:15,330 --> 00:47:18,150
Okay, now you're in a laundromat, and
there's only one available machine, and
593
00:47:18,150 --> 00:47:19,190
you're fighting over it. Go!
594
00:47:19,770 --> 00:47:22,740
Oh, God, it looks... Looks like all
these machines are taken.
595
00:47:23,060 --> 00:47:26,400
Oh, drat. And me with all my soiled
underthings.
596
00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:31,420
If anyone asks, I shot him. Got that?
You were crying in the corner.
597
00:47:36,860 --> 00:47:38,180
Holy crap. Stay back.
598
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:44,400
Hey, bitches. I just killed like 50
stormtroopers. Wow, that thing is really
599
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:48,100
cool. Damn right it is. See that
squirrel over there? Hi, little
600
00:47:48,380 --> 00:47:49,380
Ka -chow!
601
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:54,000
Hey, why don't you blast open this door,
and then we can... Hey, a butterfly.
602
00:47:54,420 --> 00:47:59,200
Oh, look at those beautiful wings
flapping. But, uh -oh, here comes
603
00:48:01,140 --> 00:48:05,680
Hey, speedy little hummingbird. You're
so fast, aren't you? Oh, but are you as
604
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:06,680
fast as this?
605
00:48:07,140 --> 00:48:08,140
Cussgingo!
606
00:48:09,140 --> 00:48:10,600
Whoa, what do we have here?
607
00:48:10,820 --> 00:48:15,620
A fully formed beehive. Must have taken
months to build that guy. Well, guess
608
00:48:15,620 --> 00:48:16,840
what? Skadoos!
609
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:30,220
Should we help him?
610
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:36,180
I think... I think... I think...
611
00:48:36,180 --> 00:48:42,600
Give yourself to the dark side, Luke. I
will not fight you.
612
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,280
Well, all right. I guess that's no
problem.
613
00:48:45,870 --> 00:48:50,270
I can always get Seth Green to fight me.
He'll do anything for money. I mean,
614
00:48:50,270 --> 00:48:53,330
did you see Sex Drive? Oh, of course you
didn't. You're a person.
615
00:48:54,510 --> 00:48:56,810
Of course, I guess it did respectable
foreign numbers.
616
00:48:57,270 --> 00:48:58,410
Asians really liked it.
617
00:49:00,790 --> 00:49:04,730
And you've got to hand it to Seth Green.
I mean, he works hard, you know. I
618
00:49:04,730 --> 00:49:07,570
mean, the work is much harder when you
know the project is no good.
619
00:49:08,110 --> 00:49:10,510
Still, all those small paychecks must
add up.
620
00:49:12,510 --> 00:49:15,890
I wonder if his fan base knows how
Jewish he really is.
621
00:49:31,930 --> 00:49:32,930
Hey, uh...
622
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:42,940
You got a good hand guy, right?
623
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:45,560
Good. Good.
624
00:49:46,100 --> 00:49:48,340
Your hate has made you powerful.
625
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:54,300
Now, fulfill your destiny and take your
father's place at my side.
626
00:49:54,780 --> 00:49:58,720
Can we at least put together a press
release that says I'm resigning of my
627
00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:00,700
accord to pursue other evil projects?
628
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:03,420
I'll never join the dark side.
629
00:50:04,060 --> 00:50:08,560
You failed, your highness. I'm a Jedi
like my father before me.
630
00:50:08,990 --> 00:50:10,990
All right, let's everybody just calm the
fuck down.
631
00:50:11,470 --> 00:50:12,530
Move! Run!
632
00:50:19,130 --> 00:50:24,570
The shield is down. Commence attack on
the Death Star's main reactor.
633
00:50:24,810 --> 00:50:27,770
The shield may be down, but they've gone
into glitter ball mode.
634
00:50:34,220 --> 00:50:37,600
If you will not be turned, you will be
destroyed.
635
00:50:38,140 --> 00:50:38,899
Oh, yeah?
636
00:50:38,900 --> 00:50:40,540
You in what lightning hand?
637
00:50:40,900 --> 00:50:41,960
Oh, now you've done it.
638
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:44,840
Yeah,
639
00:50:48,780 --> 00:50:49,880
I'm a bad guy.
640
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:56,000
Yeah, yeah. How about that? Oh, yeah.
That's what I can do. Oh, yeah. Out the
641
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,000
butthole.
642
00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:58,320
Father, please.
643
00:50:59,060 --> 00:51:02,160
Please. You know what? You have nice
manners.
644
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:06,220
I'm so delighted that Aunt Beru and
Uncle Owen took the time to teach you
645
00:51:06,220 --> 00:51:08,800
manners. And just for that, I'm going to
help you out here.
646
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,640
That's the power of please, kids.
647
00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:48,500
Look, help me get this mask off.
648
00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:51,040
Let me look on you with my own eyes.
649
00:51:51,700 --> 00:51:52,800
Father to son.
650
00:52:00,780 --> 00:52:02,580
Ah! Oh, no!
651
00:52:03,220 --> 00:52:07,640
He's dead because of what the Emperor
did a while ago.
652
00:52:08,940 --> 00:52:10,640
I better take his body.
653
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:30,240
Disguise. Okay, Wedge, take out the
power station.
654
00:52:41,380 --> 00:52:43,660
Thank you.
655
00:53:23,370 --> 00:53:26,770
Hey, Leia, you got a date for the We
Just Killed Thousands of People dance
656
00:53:26,770 --> 00:53:27,810
tonight? No.
657
00:53:28,230 --> 00:53:31,630
You do now. Pick you up at 7 and save
Yub Nub for me.
658
00:53:32,730 --> 00:53:35,430
Come to think of it, you can shave your
Yub Nub for me, too.
659
00:53:36,730 --> 00:53:37,830
I'll see you at 7.
660
00:54:15,950 --> 00:54:18,330
Thanks for watching over me and keeping
me safe.
661
00:54:18,550 --> 00:54:20,490
Fuck you. You murdered me, you ass.
662
00:54:26,730 --> 00:54:29,970
The end.
663
00:54:30,430 --> 00:54:33,650
And that's the final chapter in the Star
Wars saga.
664
00:54:33,930 --> 00:54:36,870
What about the prequels? I think the
Cleveland show is going to do those.
665
00:54:37,170 --> 00:54:40,090
Dad, one question. What do you got
against Seth Green?
666
00:54:40,490 --> 00:54:43,090
I just think he's a douche. You got a
problem with that?
667
00:54:43,310 --> 00:54:47,570
Well, we're all entitled to our own
opinion. For example, me, I think Seth
668
00:54:47,570 --> 00:54:50,590
MacFarlane's a douche. What's that now?
Yeah, I don't like him either.
669
00:54:50,910 --> 00:54:51,910
Yeah, me neither.
670
00:54:51,990 --> 00:54:55,130
Wait a second. He was a pretty nice guy.
Yeah, good looking guy.
671
00:54:55,470 --> 00:54:56,470
Talented, young.
672
00:54:56,570 --> 00:55:01,070
Talented? He ripped off The Simpsons.
Yeah, he watched TV in the 80s. We get
673
00:55:01,170 --> 00:55:04,850
And he only puts out like 10 new
episodes a year. And then he splits
674
00:55:04,850 --> 00:55:06,210
into five DVD sets.
675
00:55:06,490 --> 00:55:09,310
He doesn't make those decisions, Chris.
Those decisions are made at the
676
00:55:09,310 --> 00:55:10,249
corporate level.
677
00:55:10,250 --> 00:55:12,730
But he still takes the money every week.
How noble.
678
00:55:13,010 --> 00:55:16,050
And doesn't he have a whole staff that
writes those episodes anyway?
679
00:55:16,370 --> 00:55:19,810
Well, I wouldn't know about that, but I
think, and I hope, Chris, that
680
00:55:19,810 --> 00:55:22,210
ultimately people will just remember the
laughter.
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