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South Park 906 512x384 Xvid 133MB
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The Death of Eric Cartman
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Dude, where is she? We can't wait.
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God, this is gonna be sooo yummy.
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Stan, you said your mom was bringing
KFC home for dinner! Now is she or isn't she?!
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Hi boys.
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- Mom!
- She's here!
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She's got Colonel!
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- I want some!
- I want a breast!
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Some extra-crispy thighs, extra crispy?
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Uuh uh uh, not so fast.
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You boys can help bring in the other groceries
in the car, then have your chicken.
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But Mom, we've been waiting for hours!
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It won't take a minute.
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Come on guys. If we all help out,
we can do it super-fast.
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- All right.
- Let's go.
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Oh my God, that smells good.
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Okay, this is everything, mom.
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All right, let's eat Colonel!
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Oh boy!
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Cartman, you ate the skin off of every piece of chicken!
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Well, I saved you all the chicken part.
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The skin's the best part...
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Well, I gotta go home, guys.
I'm gonna sit on the toilet and read comic books.
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See you at the bus stop tomorrow.
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I can't believe that fat asshole!
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You can't believe it??
He does this shit all the time!
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Well this time he's gone too far.
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Why do we even hang out with him, anyway?
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Hello?? I've been saying this for years!
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Well it's not like we're nice to him.
I mean, we rip on him all the time!
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Yes, but he thrives on that.
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All right. Then let's just ignore him.
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From now on, let's not talk to him,
let's not even acknowledge him.
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That sounds great!
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Hey fags, what's going on?
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Dude, I was on the toilet all night from
that chicken. I thought I was gonna die.
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Do any of you guys have
milk money I can borrow?
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I think I have extra.
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Oh wow, a Jew asking for money!
There's a new one.
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Yuh, you guys know why Jews have glassy eyes?
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- Here you go.
- Thanks.
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Dude, Stan, yuh you know why
Jews have glassy eyes?
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Like Kyle?
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K-Kenny, you see that chick on
the news that had her left titty cut off?
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Kenny...?
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Kenny!?
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Stan? Stan, it's me, Eric!
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Eh... Kenny. Kenny, you want fifty cents?
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Dude, look at me, Kyle, I'm right here!
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Wha...?
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How did...?
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Like they couldn't see or hear me.
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It's almost as if I were...
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dead.
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No.
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No, I can't be dead.
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I can't be dead!!
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All right, ma'am. We've got your new toilet installed
and we'll haul away the old one away for ya.
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Oh, you've been so helpful, I uh,
just don't know how to thank you.
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I could think of a few ways.
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No!
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Noooo!!!
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What happened? Did they say?
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Apparently there was so much chicken skin
in the system it just ruptured the insides.
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Aww, that's tragic.
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Oh my God, this can't be happening!
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Mom? Mom's crying?
Oh God, it is true!
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Oh, it's not fair!
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Why???
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WHY???
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Hey fellas, w-where is Cartman?
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Cartman isn't our friend anymor
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We're ignoring him.
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Ignoring him? How come?
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Beause he's a fat racist self-centered
intolerant manipulating sociopath!
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Oh yeah.
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Hey, I hate Cartman
Can I ignore him with you?
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- Yeah.
- Me too. - Yeah, screw him! Yeah.
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I never realized ignoring him was an option.
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Guys! Guys?
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Can anybody hear me?
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You guys??
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Token, Token, I'm here!
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Hello! Hello! Hello!
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Clyde, can't you feel me?
Feel me, Clyde!
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Jimmy! Jimmy, it's me, Eric!
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Jimmy! Can't you feel your hair move?! That's me!
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They don't even know yet,
that one of their best friends is dead.
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Dead and... still wandering
the earth a lost soul.
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What is that kid doing?
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I don't know, just ignore him.
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Lu lu lu, I've got some apples.
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Lu lu lu, yuu've got some too-
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What did I do to deserve this?!
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How can my own God forsake me?!
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Am I doomed to wander
the Earth alone for all eternity?!
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Hey Eric!
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...What did you say?
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Huh I just said, "Hey Eric!"
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Butters...
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Butters! You can see me??
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Well, sure I can see you.
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Oh my God, and you can hear me??
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Well, jeez Eric, why wouldn't I be able to hear you?
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Because, Butters,
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I'm... dead.
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Butters!
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Butters, I just want to talk to you!
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You died?? How??
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I ate a bunch of chicken skin and it blew out my insides.
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But if you're d-dead, how come I can see you?
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I don't know, but you're the only one who can.
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Butters! Butters, Goddamnit, I need your help!
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Butters, what on earth are you doing??
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Well I think... I'm like the kid in that movie!
I-I'm seeing dead people!
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Dead people?
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Who's seeing dead people?
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Me! I saw a ghost!
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Now, Butters, there's no such thing as ghosts.
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But I saw him!
Just as plain as I'm seein' you right now!
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Butters, these things happen all the time.
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You've got a very active little brain
and your mind was just playing tricks on you.
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Ruh, really?
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Yeess.
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So...
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so it was just... it was...
just my ima... magination then?
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That's right.
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There's no reason to be afraid of things that aren't real.
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There's plenty of real things to be scared of.
Like super-AIDS.
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Huh s-s-super-AIDS?
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That's right. A new form of AIDS
which is resistant to drugs.
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Just one teaspoon of super-AIDS in your butt
and you're dead in three years.
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Oh Jesus.
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So now you feel better?
Ghosts don't exist and there's nothing to be afraid of.
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Except the super-AIDS.
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Nuh-nothing to be scared of.
Jus, just some lightning and thunder.
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Gah! Wasn't nothin' neither.
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J-just a muhouse.
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Butters...
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Butters, you have to help me!
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Go away! You aren't real!
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All right, Butters, you leave me no choice.
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Butters, what is going on?!
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Well it's all.. Well he was...
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Nothin'
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I I just had a nightmare.
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Well you'd better stop having nightmares
or eles you're gonna be grounded!
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Y yes, yes sir.
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Butters!
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Butters, Goddamnit, I'm not in your imagination!
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I'm dead and for some reason you can see me!
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But I don't want to see you!
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Get a hold of yourself!
I'm the one who died!
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And for some reason,
my spirit is trapped here on Earth.
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I can't find the passage to Heaven.
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Well... how do you know you're supposed to go to Heaven?
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What do you mean?
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Well... how do you know you're
not supposed to go to... you know...
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Heck.
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I'm not going to Heck, Butters!
I'm not black, all right?!
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Now look:
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I think the reason my soul is still here is because
I need closure with all my friends and loved one.
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I can say my final goodbyes to them through you.
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I can't.
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Ahah I have school tomorrow.
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This is your problem, Butters!
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Either you help me, or I will haunt you for the rest of your life!
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Uh all right.
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All right, I'll help you!
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- Mrs. Cartman?
- Yes? Oh hi.
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This is going to seem very strange and,
and you may not believe me,
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but, well, your son wanted me to tell you something.
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Oh, what is it?
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Tell her, tell her that I love her.
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He says, he love you.
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Oh, that's so nice.
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Tell her, tell her that I wish...
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I wish I would have been a better son sometimes!
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He wishes he would have been a better son sometimes.
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It's just that, it's just that I got so caught up with
the rat race of life tryin' to succeed that I... sometimes...
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took my family for granted!
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He he got caught, he got caught up in
the rat race of, of taking things for granted.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
Oh, I love you too, poopiekins!
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Kyle, Eric wants you to know that he's, he's sorry
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for all the times he made fun of
you being a no-good stinking Jew.
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He's asking for your forgiveness.
And and he wants you to just remember the good times.
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Just the good times.
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There were no good times!
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And if he really feels bad he can just tell me himself!
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I can't! Don't you understand?!
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He can't! Don't you understand?!
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God forgave the Jews,
you should be able to forgive me!
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God forgave the Jews,
you should be able to forgive him!
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All right, come on, Butters,
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we gotta go tell Token I'm sorry
for rippin' on him for bein' black.
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Uhh all right then.
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Who was that?
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It was Cartman having Butters apologize for him.
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Dude, he did that to me this morning.
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He probably thinks if he apologizes to everyone,
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we'll think he's changed and let him back into our circle.
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Yeah, we know better than to think that.
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Okay, that takes care of Token,
Clyde, and Mr. Kitty.
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That's eveyone, I guess.
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All that leaves is you, Butters.
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Butters, I'm sorry if I ever did anything to hurt you.
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Aww, that's okay, Eric.
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Well, it's all done.
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My soul is at peace.
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I think... I can go now.
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So I won't see you again?
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Don't be sad, Butters.
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Don't be sad, Butters. What awaits each person
in heaven is eternal bliss, divine rest,
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and ten thousand dollars cash.
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G'bye Butters.
I'm goin' to a better place.
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Perhaps I'll see you again sometime!
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Good-bye!!
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Yeh you're still here.
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Goddamnit, what the fuck is going on?
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Well, I guess saying goodbye wasn't enough.
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What else do I have to do?!
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Well, well, you know,
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the preacher says that before your soul can be at peace,
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sometimes, you have to atone
for something bad you did.
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Atone?
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Did you ever do anything really bad?
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Not really...
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Let's see. Oh, and I broke Mr. Anderson's
fence and never told him about it.
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Broke fence...
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took a crap in the principal's purse...
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seven times.
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Then there was the time I convinced a woman
to have an abortion so I could build my own Shakey's Pizza.
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I pretended to be retarded and joined the Special Olympics.
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I tried to have all the Jew exterminated last spring.
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Uuh, oh yeah, and there's this one kid whose parents I had killed
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and then made into chili which I fed to the kid.
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Boy oh boy, Eric, you've got a lot to atone for.
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Really?
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Really.
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I mean, honestly, I don't know how you're gonna make up for all this.
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I know how.
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I'm gonna make, make it right.
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I'm gonna take a little time and set things right.
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Make, make it right.
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I'm payin' for my sins and it sure feels great.
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It feels so good to be making up
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For all the things I've done wrong.
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I know now what the Good Lord in Heaven
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Wanted from me all along.
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All along, I'm gonna make, make it right.
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'Cause Jesus wants me to have a clean slate.
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Not faking it, I'm making it right.
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I'm payin' for my sins and it sure feels great.
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Make, make it right!
Make, make it right!
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Gonna make it right, girl,
I've got to have your lovin' tonight!
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Well, there's everything, Butters.
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I've made everything right.
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Does this mean... you have to go now?
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Yes, Butters, my soul is finally at peace.
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It's time for me to leave.
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Goodbye Butters!
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Thanks for all your help!
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Be good and be safe. Goodbye...
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Goddamnit, what?!
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I've made everything right!
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Oh jeez. I I guess maybe your soul
is stuck here for a different reason.
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I want my eternal bliss!
Do you think this is funny, God?!
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Do you think this is funny,..?
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Eric! Calm down.
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Stupid butthole God!
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Butters! What have you done?!
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Ih ih it wasn't me! Ih it was the ghost!
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Oh, Stephen, I don't know if we should
ground him or call a doctor.
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No, I think you'd better call a doctor.
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I'll ground him.
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What do you think, Doctor?
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Your son is suffering from severe dementia.
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He claims that the ghost of a dead friend talks to him.
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This is usually a sign of schizophrenia brought
on by some tragic event in the child's past.
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I think it's best that we take him
to the mental center and do some tests.
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Oh no.
NO!
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INSTITUTE FOR MENTAL HEALTH
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All right, Butters, just try to relax.
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Doin' just fine, Butters.
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Just stay perfectly still now, Butters.
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Good. You're gonna feel a little pinch now, Butters.
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Don't worry, Mr. Stotch.
Whatever traumatized yoru son in his past, we'll find it.
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Well, after fourteen hours of testing,
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I can say Butters is definitely suffering
from aggravated repressied memory syndrome.
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You see, Butters,
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when the brain wants to cover something up,
it makes up images and sounds for you to hear.
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So... the ghost was in my head.
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- The whole time.
- Now do you believe us, Butters?
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Yes! Uh yes sir! I believe you.
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Good. We're making a lot of headway.
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We'll do some more testing tomorrow.
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All right, folks. Let's let Butters get some rest.
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Goodnight, baby
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Butters!
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Don't worry, Butters,
I'm gonna get you out of here.
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Please leave me alone, Eric.
My bottom is really sore.
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I found the woman you need to talk to for me. Look!
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Doctor Lindsay, expert in the paranormal.
She can tell us what to do!
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Eric, ye-you're just an image in my head
brought on by a traumatic event.
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She's gonna close soon! Come on!
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Wuh I hate my stupid psychotic brain!
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Hello, ma'am. May I talk to you?
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Certainly. Come in.
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Have a seat and tell me what it is you seek.
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Well, there's this ghost, see?
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Only it probably isn't a ghost,
ih-it's just a delusion brought on by my trauma.
314
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Well I'm supposed to heh, help him,
find out why his spirit is wanderin' the Earth,
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even though I know that I'm most
likely just completely insane.
316
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Well, many times, the reason that
the sould stays Earth-bound is
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because God is intending to use that soul for a divine purpose,
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to help prevent an impending tragic event.
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Of course. That's it, Butters!
We had it wrong all the time!
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But now, you shouldn't think you're crazy,
young man. I see ghosts all the time.
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Really?
322
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Yes. When's the last time you saw yours?
323
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Well, he's sittin' next to me right now.
324
00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:32,261
Hey, I think she could see you too.
You really are a ghost.
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I told you, Butters.
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This is breaking news!
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A tragic event is unfolding in South Park.
328
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Three convicted murderers have escaped from jail
and are holding twelve people at the Red Cross!
329
00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:48,694
Tom, the convicts were about to be arrested
when they ran inside the Red Cross behind me,
330
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and threatened to kill all the workers inside.
331
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The violent men are demanding a helicopter
and two hundred thousand dollars cash.
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Oh my God, this is it, Butters.
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This is what I'm here to stop.
Come on, Butters.
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This psychic boy and his ghost pal
are going to save the day!
335
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Stay back, people!
336
00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:09,506
Stay back?!
Hell, my wife and child are in there!
337
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:12,759
Stay calm in there.
We don't want anybody getting hurt.
338
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:17,556
You get us a helicopter and two hundred thousand dollars
or these people start dyin', man!
339
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,642
All right, Butters, I'm going in alone, first.
340
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:23,687
Give me thirty seconds in there,
and then you go in and free the hostiages.
341
00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:25,898
Go in there? Uh, but they'll see me.
342
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:27,608
Don't worry. I have a plan.
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Eric.
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00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:32,571
Well, be careful, ghost pal.
345
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:35,574
They can't hurt me, Butters. I'm already dead.
346
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:42,539
What the hell is that kid doing?
347
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,666
Somebody's comin' in!
348
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,752
It's just some little fat kid.
349
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,805
What the hell is going on?
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I have no idea.
351
00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:01,558
Yes, it's working!
352
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This is really weird.
353
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An incredible development here, Tom.
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Two little boys have fearlessly
gone inside the Red Cross.
355
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Cartman?
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I'm so confused!
357
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Hurry. Go, go!
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The hostages are clear!
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All right, move in!
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The hostages are gone!
361
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:46,770
What?!
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00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,275
Son of a bitch.
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Tom, an incredible story of courage.
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Two little boys, armed only with
the weapon of confusion,
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managed to go in and save the Red Cross.
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Nobody seems to know who the boys are
or where they went off to, but they are heroes.
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Well, we did it, Butters.
We saved the day.
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Boy, we sure did.
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My spirit is at rest now.
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I can finally go to everlasting peace, eternal rest,
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and ten thousand dollars cash.
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00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:24,641
Butters, I think that, through this whole thing,
we've really become friends.
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00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,227
Yeah. Uh I feel that way too.
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We both, kind of needed each other and..
375
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:32,441
well... I'm gonna miss you.
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00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,569
I'll miss you too, ghost pal.
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00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:38,739
Goodbye Buttters.
I must be going now.
378
00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:40,449
I'll be looking down on you from time to time.
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Have a long, fulfilling life, Butters!
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00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:44,995
Goodbyyye!
381
00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:48,248
Hey Cartman, that was really cool what you did.
382
00:20:48,457 --> 00:20:50,375
Yeah Eric, we're gonna stop ignoring you now.
383
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:59,134
We didn't think that by pretending you didn't exist,
you would really change,
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but you really have.
385
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,722
Well, anyway, we just wanna let you know.
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Talk to you tomorrow.
387
00:21:04,598 --> 00:21:05,849
Yeah. S-see ya, Eric.
388
00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:15,984
You sonofabitch Butters!
389
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You told me I was a ghost!
390
00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:19,738
Huh but I thought you were one!
391
00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:20,656
How stupid are you?!
392
00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:23,502
How stupid are you?! So help me GOD Butters,
I'm gonna get you back for this! I'm going to
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GET YOU BACK!
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Butters?!
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