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Thank you very much. See you later.

- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.

- That's going to be big.
- That will be the biggest.

Because.

- Thank you very much. See you later.
- Goodbye.

Have a great time.

I´m the champions, my friend.

And we'll hang it all over the building
these beautiful pictures of you.

- Seriously?
- Because.

- That's wonderful, thank you.
- You're welcome.

And will Dominik agree with that?

But please. I'm an architect, right?

When he returns from Lipno,
So I'll just tell him and that's it.

That would be nice of you.

Mr. architect…

Come with me for a moment.

Good morning.

Hello, Verka.

You must have mistaken me for someone else.

We went to school together.
and you sat in the last bench by the window.

- I'm Katerina.
- Mom, don't bother people here.

Please, don't yell at me.
I hope I recognize my classmate, right?

Mom, no one cares here.
You're always making up nonsense.

If I hadn't told you that something was wrong with me,
You wouldn't even come.

That's great.

You're not interested.

And a person needs attention.

Because.

It is the biggest.

Not.

It's the biggest!

Because!

I'm home!

Hello?

- Hello?
- I'm here.

Snakes?

In the dressing room.

- Are we packed?
- I don't know if you have it packed.

I thought you'd be so clever.
and you'll pack for both of us.

- You'd like that, wouldn't you?
- Are we taking all this?

- Not us, but me.
- Yeah. Just...

- You know we're only going for the weekend?
- Hm.

- You haven't seen the food basket yet.
- Have you packed the food yet?

I knew you were a sweetheart.

Jesus, this is hard.

Did you put the special spices in there too?

She didn't.

And I can't see the olive tree anywhere.

No.

How else would I have those chickens?
I guess I uploaded it, right?

So next time, pack it yourself, okay?

I didn't mean it that way.

I've been looking for you all day.
about that doctor's appointment.

But please, all day long.

- It's a quarter to two, so don't say all day.
- Jesus, all morning.

It was just that.
take over the results reports, right?

I wanted you to be there with me.
I hate hospitals.

So, sorry, okay.

As a husband

I'm probably not the best,

But as an architect, that's something different.

We'll have something to celebrate this weekend.

My birthday.

Sure, sure.

But most importantly, we will build.

There was a tender today.
Our studio won. My proposal.

That's great.

Congratulations.

Wait, that's beyond awesome.
This is what we've both been waiting for.

- Oh, sure.
- What, aren't you happy?

- You don't wish that on us?
- Co?

No, nothing. I guess that's what I was hoping for.
in a slightly different reaction.

No, it's great. Just ours.
There will be no more time together at all.

Please, it doesn't have to be like that.

But it will free our hands.

And it will help us mainly financially.

Well. We'll be more relaxed.

Do you really think so?
that our problem is money.

But that's not what I said. I just...

You know how it is for us
My work is important, right?

I don't see any alcohol anywhere.
Is that on purpose?

Or did Kačenka forget about him too?

She didn't forget.

Diana and Erik are drinking.

- I'm going to need a new kidney.
- You know it is.

I'll buy you as many kidneys as you want.

What?

They said so at the hospital.

Did they say that at the hospital?
And what exactly did they tell you?

That I have creatinine values
twice as high as normal.

Urine values too.

And I'm now at stage three out of five.

Yeah. And what does that mean, three out of five?

That I will need a new kidney one day.

Wait. Again.

You're telling me here,
that you will need a kidney?

Like that

from another body.

- Like from another person.
- Exactly.

You yo.

Not…

And where are you going to get that kidney?

I don't know.

Ty brďo. Ty brďo.

That's good, okay?

That's fucked up.

And just this weekend.

Should I cancel it?
I'll call them and cancel it, there's still time.

No, don't do that.

Diana and I have been going there since high school,
every year, we never missed it.

Hey, Káčo, this is some kind of stupid joke, isn't it?
That's not possible.

We are not the ruins,
who lie on the couch all day,

Keep an eye on the box and go to the doctor every other day.

Debris.

You think you're better than others.
You're some kind of superior, aren't you?

Ale ne.

Well, maybe a little bit. So what?

Are we living healthily? We are.

We are not the sick ones.

I'm the only one sick here.
So calm down.

And it's good to know that being sick
It is a terrible disgrace for you.

Clearly.

You do, right now.

Dane?

Yeah, yeah, sure.

I wouldn't really recommend that.
You'll just feel sick after that.

How do you know that all of a sudden?

I googled it.
That's not good for your kidneys.

And I was also thinking,
I would go somewhere for a second opinion .

I also don't understand why everything
We only go to our hospital.

You know how much is said about her, right?
What are the butchers like there?

We'll go to Prague. We'll take a nice walk around.
one doctor after another.

Let's just make one like this
honest hospital wheelbarrow.

Research.

Before we start drawing conclusions from this.

That's how it's done normally.

- When was the last time you bought me a flower?
- A flower?

I don't know.

I'm just trying to explain to you,
that it could be completely different.

That there is hope.

You're good, but those results
They came from a lab in Prague.

This was not done in our country.
Don't you remember? They just took samples.

Damn, you're right, huh.

The only thing they told me is,
that they could have an impact on it

the medications I take for migraines.

What? And you too
They prescribed it at our hospital.

They warned me about the risk,
but it is said to be unlikely.

At most one in a million,
It would be a terrible coincidence.

It is evidently more likely that
than they themselves admit.

Anyway, the situation is like this,
that I need a new kidney.

That probably explains mine.
long-term fatigue and exhaustion.

Whole!

It must exist.
some alternatives, right?

Well, there is one. Dialysis.

So you see! So it's treatable.

That's not a completely functional solution.

Still better than looking somewhere else
replacement organs.

The average survival time on dialysis is five,
maximum ten years.

Does that seem like a better solution to you?

And basically that means
to stay near the hospital for life.

So you're just going to eat now.
only vegetables.

And you too every morning
we squeeze oranges, grapefruits, etc.

You're nice, but it doesn't quite work that way.

- And how long do we have to wait for that?
- Like what?

Well, here's to the new kidney.

That depends.

Average waiting time for a transplant
It's about six years old now.

Someone suitable is expected to die.

While the queue for his kidney
can be very long.

Unless someone alive comes forward in the meantime.

So is that a real possibility?

As you probably remember from biology,
You only need one healthy one to survive.

Duck, I'm not a biologist,
I'm an architect, I don't know this.

There is a certain risk here for the donor as well,
I'm not saying it's not.

And how do you sign up somewhere?

Or are you represented by an agency? Or…

How do you find this?

What is it?

Usually a relative will offer himself,
or a friend, or maybe a partner,

if they have the same blood type.
Which we both have right now.

Yes.

So it just happened, right?

- Co?
- Well, you asked me.

For that kidney.

- You're asking if I would be willing...
- Dan, I don't want to bother you with this now.

I'm telling you all this just because...
that you're pulling this out of me.

What am I pulling? How am I pulling?

We have a social weekend ahead of us,
So I thought it would be appropriate to explain to you,

why I'm not quite in the mood, that's all.

Sure. Well, I already
I'm not in the mood either.

It's 667.

Goodbye.

- Just the leek?
- What about leeks? What kind of leeks?

No, no.

It's not in the final.
so much for your health situation,

but it is actually the situation of our health.
That is, if you understand me.

Sure. We don't have to deal with it right now.

It doesn't matter if it will be
a few weeks earlier or later.

Yes, yes.

But you don't deny that there is
even a certain amount of risk for me.

If I were to become that donor.

At the hospital they said,
that the donor mortality rate is roughly

zero whole zero nothing. One in three thousand.

How will he die?

Yeah. That's about the same probability,

like we're about to collide with the lottery.

- What are you doing?
- What is it?

The probability that with us
Now you're crashing, it's obviously higher.

I had it under control.

So what else did they tell you?
about those migraine pills?

Nothing. They're just normal pills.

Diana also takes them, she recommended them to me.

I would like to ask you something.

And I would be happy to
if you could give me a clear answer.

You expect me to do that, right?

You ask if I believe you'll do it,
or if I'm asking for it?

Something like that probably doesn't even exist.
You can't demand it, right?

Well, you'd probably be the first, then.
Who would I ask?

After so many years of marriage.
That seems logical to me. Doesn't it seem logical to you?

So if I understood correctly,

So you make a claim and want to enforce it.

No. I really don't want that.
It's up to you.

I somehow understood that,
that it's all up to me.

Would you give me a kidney?

Because.

Well, of course.

You can't say that without thinking.

- Um… Yeah. I think I can.
- You think you can.

Because in fact
You are not in my situation.

If, God forbid, you got into it,

which I certainly wouldn't wish on you,
then you would suddenly see it completely differently.

Wait. As if you don't wish the situation on me,

when I would be healthy,
did not need a transplant

and I would just solve it,
Should I help you or not?

Now you've simplified it a lot.

I understand correctly,
that you are usurping the role of victim?

I'm just saying that there is no better or worse situation.

In the finale, each of us will have
only one functioning kidney, right?

And both will be mine.

I still think I would give it to you.
One hundred percent.

Which of course I don't want to influence
your free decision.

This is really good.

Hey, sorry, but you keep asking me,
I didn't want to deal with it anymore.

- Who is this?
- Diana.

Here you go!

It would be better if we didn't drag them into this.

I would appreciate it.
if you hadn't told them over the weekend.

Yeah, sure, whatever you want. Just take it.

- Dianko!
- Well, hello! So, are you there yet?

- We're snoring.
- Yeah, we've reached the ship now.

- Great! I'm really looking forward to it.
- And what time will you arrive?

- When is Daník supposed to pick you up?
- We'll be there in an hour.

Great, that's how it works out.
Not with. Well, well.

- Shall we go?
- To everyone.

Well, yes.

Hey, do you have a deadline?

- Deadline?
- No.

- Are you asking me when I'm going to die?
- Ale ne.

Until then, you just have to know from me, okay?

- I don't know, the sooner the better.
- Because.

So that I can possibly solve
some alternative.

Clearly.

And in the worst case scenario,

as a last resort
There's still dialysis, right?

Thank you!

What for?

For nothing.

Thanks for offering me the opportunity.
to wrap it up nicely in middle age like this

and be chained for life
on some disgusting machine.

Okay, good, well. But I
he didn't invent this problem.

Nothing is ideal in such a situation.
That's it.

Your mom is probably too old for that, huh?

- Jesus, I'm sorry, that's...
- She's almost eighty.

What about your sister?

- Co?
- Don't say it again, I'll find someone.

How do I "find someone"?

I didn't say "no".

Can you hear?

We must also consider all other aspects.

I mean a temporary absence from work,
when I won't be able to function.

You know what I regret the most?
The way you react to it.

What have I done to you all this time?
Did he say "no" once?

Basically, you've told me this about thirty times already.
But always indirectly.

But please, don't push it on me,
what I said and what I didn't say, kindly.

My sister always leaves such a mess here,
I have to clean this up.

- Wait for Diana, she'll help you, right?
- It's my cottage, he won't clean here.

Close that door,
Don't let any animal run in here.

- What kind of animal are you, please?
- I don't know, maybe a mouse. Or a moose.

How can he leave it like this?

I just want to tell you that I take this seriously.
What happened.

So don't worry about it anymore.
I don't want her anymore anyway.

- What like?
- Your kidney.

How do I "not want"?

I don't want to because I feel
that you just don't want to give it to me.

You were waiting for me to say "sure",
without a second thought. That's what you expected, right?

No. I just thought,
that you will react a little differently.

So I'm so sorry to disappoint you.

Unfortunately, I'm one of those people

which such a question
To put it mildly, it's surprising.

That's why I say, don't say it, stay calm.

But I am calm,
I am completely calm.

I still haven't said "no" yet.

But I do, Dan. Okay?

I have the right to decide,
Whose kidney do I want to have in my body?

Well, that's fantastic.
That's really fantastic.

That's exactly how I am.
that was my weekend.

My weekend.

But…

Nothing, come on... I'm going to get them.

Dane?

Don't tell them anything.

Because.

Hi!

- Hello!
- Hello!

- You're kind of fast.
- Hello, sea wolf! How are you?

- I was looking forward to seeing you.
- So I'll jump in for some candles. Castle.

- But let it be drinkable, not like always.
- Get us some bubbles.

- Okay, so sparkling. For now.
- I should have used a stepladder on you.

- Hi.
- Hey. Hey, come on, I'll show you something. Come on.

Come on.

Good, right? That's my suggestion.

Yo, is that it?

So we can celebrate.

Because.

It's confirmed, signed, just great.

Congratulations. Good luck, I heard.

Yes.

- Where did you hear that?
- Female intuition.

We have ears everywhere.

- Come on, let's drink it at the cottage.
- Good idea.

Although, honestly...

Actually, I don't even know.
if we're even going to drink today.

Why? I'm really looking forward to it,
I'm going to eat a little. Come on.

Well, what is it?

Is something wrong?

I promised not to talk about it.

Those migraine pills,

What Katka takes, I remember correctly,
Are you taking them too?

Yes, I recommended them to her.

What, don't you work?

- No. Káča has a migraine.
- Ale ne.

Well, yes. Namely…

Did you encounter any problems?

No. What problems?

I don't know, maybe with the kidneys.

With kidneys?

Káča has kidney problems.

So now I guess I said more than I should have.

What's wrong with her?

She was for examination.
and they say he has kidneys for scrap.

We were at the hospital and they told her this.

They say it has three out of five creatine,
or something like that.

That he'll probably need a new one.

- I don't know any more.
- Wait, those pills destroy your kidneys?

I take them too.

I don't know, I don't understand pills,
I'm not a doctor, I'm an architect.

How can they prescribe it?
What if it destroys the kidneys? Doesn't he know?

- They have to test it somehow or...
- Side effects, no.

But don't worry, it only concerns the most
one person in a million.

One in a million.

Because.

And that is our Duck.

- And that's our Duck.
- Because.

So it carries some risks.

The transplant.

- Transplant?
- Because.

This is a major operation. Anesthesia and all that.

They cut into your body.
Unexpected complications may occur.

What if I can't get it together anymore?
Healthily.

That's me in the current situation
I can't afford it.

They won't cut into you, will they?
Wait, or would you...

We have the same blood type. A.
Purely theoretically, it's possible.

Modern medicine is now making tremendous progress.

- It's definitely a trivial operation for them.
- Trivial.

No surgery is trivial.

That's incredible.
It would normally work here too.

Co?

- Co?
- I guess I can't appreciate it.

Yeah! I completely forgot,
How nice it is here.

That's a heart.

Just for fun,

Can you imagine?
Would you do something like that?

Co?

- How did she donate her kidney?
- No.

Yeah, you probably shouldn't say it like that.

I should probably consider
all the facts, the risks.

There are so many things there,
which you can't actually supervise.

Plus, I have a completely different
blood type. I have AB.

Diana, I'm not asking you,
if you would give it to Kateřina,

I meant in general,
just in my place.

I just can't be in your place,
if I have a different blood type.

So different. Would you give your kidney?
Erik, if you were in my place?

- Yeah, like this.
- Hm.

You know, that's really hard.

Is there something else to solve it?
so hypothetically,

and then in a moment,
when that situation actually occurs.

- Hm.
- Dane.

You know what, tell me better.
something about your tower block.

Well, if everything goes well,

so it will be in three years.

Because?

I think it's already worth quite a bit now.

Co?

Well, the shape is a bit misleading.

No, it's a stupid forum, sorry.

Every high-rise building looks like this.

But don't worry, you're not the first to think this.

Dominik also nicknames him phallus.
Even though it's a clear tip, right?

Dominik?

You saw each other at the opening. You know, right?

Yeah, I guess I vaguely remember.

Wait, you know which one, right?

- I did it with you...
- Co?

Well, he flirted.

- Yeah, this one!
- No.

Because.

Wait. And he told you something about me?

What? Do what he said?

You must be kidding me, he didn't say anything.

I guess he wouldn't say "no" like that.

- Because?
- Hm.

And you guys are discussing this together?

He was quite interested,
if you would like it anyway.

- What like?
- Well, what do you think?

I am happily married.

But that's not what I asked you about.

- Co?
- Well, he's a nice guy, but...

I knew it! I saw it in you right away.

- How you were looking at each other.
- You're worse than my gossips at work.

Don't imagine anything that didn't happen,
Please be kind.

- I have to get away.
- No jo.

- Hello!
- Hello.

- Hello.
- Hello!

- Show me? But you look great.
- You too.

- Erik?
- Yeah, he went to get some wine.

- As always.
- I'll take a break and be right back.

Just don't say anything, okay?

- Let's have something to drink, shall we?
- Yes!

- Close the door.
- Because.

I'm going to really enjoy myself today, aren't I?

- I won't drink, so...
- Wait, how come, why? Or...

Dan already explained it to you, didn't he?

Oh! You didn't say this
Aren't we going to discuss it today?

- I guess I don't really know what it's about.
- About what you were discussing before I came.

So, sorry, okay.

I guess it affected me more than I expected.

Dan just gave me a hint,
I was worried if you were okay.

I know, you're good, don't worry about it.

Duck, you have to be the one
One in a million, do you understand?

No jo.

That's terrible bad luck.

Come here.

Sorry.

But you know what, I'm...

I guess I'm a loser.
Someone has to fill those statistics.

I'm not the chosen one like anyone else here.

Okay, you obviously want to solve it,
Well, help yourself.

- So you'll be looking for a donor.
- Yeah, but it's okay, I'll find someone.

Someone other than her husband,
who dared to think for five minutes,

if he is willing to have it cut out
a vital organ.

Dan basically feels like I'm forcing him,
to give me his heart.

But you got there.
into a terribly complicated life situation.

Duck, I admire you,
How can you react so matter-of-factly?

I would collapse.

But at the same time I understand Dan,
that he is in shock about it.

He's never had to deal with anything like that.

I understand it all,
I don't force anyone into anything.

I just want to say that you would
I guess she shouldn't have taken it so personally.

I mean, if Erik asked me for a kidney,

So I probably wouldn't know right away,
How should I react?

As clear as day I wanted to save him,

in that first phase,
That's the emotional side of things.

- Would you like some?
- No, I'll wait for the wine.

But then it's also completely natural,
that in the second phase simply

reason comes into play and

You'll realize it's not an ass.

But for him, the second phase
It came earlier than the first one.

If I can say something about that too.

We guys just balance better.
reason and emotions.

While you…

You're on a roller coaster.

But yeah, that's true.
Emotions, reason, emotions, reason.

Emotions, reason, emotions, reason.

I mean, I think it's good.

That didn't work out.
Hey, man or woman,

This decision would not have been easy for anyone.

So I'm not going to settle for one.
nor on the other side.

I'm just sharing my point of view.

By the way, what is your blood type?

AB.

I'm sorry.

But we are lucky to be here
we don't need to test our friendship.

Do you see how unfair you are? Automatically
You're taking people hostage.

- It was typical, Dane.
- Are you sure?

We couldn't have this debate.
lead a little more rationally?

- I always speak rationally.
- That's the problem.

- Thanks. And let them take it.
- Sure.

- Shh!
- They've already taken everything from me.

What other options do you have?

- Do you know anyone else who has blood type A?
- I don't know.

Diana, you know blood types.
your close friends?

Not me.

- Hello, friends.
- Hi, Erik.

You're just looking at me, aren't you?

The best wine in the district.

If a guy,
The guy I got them from doesn't lie.

- How did you get here?
- I swam across it.

No. So maybe you're not the only one,
Who here has a boat, right?

- Hey, can I ask you something?
- Dane.

If I go swimming this year
Naked again? I'm definitely in favor.

Do you remember what your blood type is?

Oh, sure, A. Why?

- I'm looking for a kidney donor.
- Well, I'll give you mine.

What is it?

I was at the hospital for tests and

It doesn't look very good, huh?

I also have an A.

I'll need a new one.

And.

No, you vole. Fact?

If it helps, I'll seriously give it to you.

Come here.

You're a friend.

I don't know if you realize what you're offering.

I realize. When I offer something,
I mean it.

- You think it's cool, right?
- I don't think so.

- You think.
- Okay, that's what I thought.

- But that doesn't change anything?
- And you're stupid to take it back.

- But I won't be angry.
- Don't worry, you know me.

- I'll help if I can.
- Are you going to have a piece of your body cut out?

Do you realize what you're doing?
Erik, are you normal?

You would do it too, wouldn't you?
if you could.

And you don't think that in this whole thing
Do I have anything to talk about, primarily?

- So speak, right?
- Dude, I didn't say "no".

- Wait, so you could!
- Well, he could, he could...

Could, no.

But just because it's your "yes"
It fell out of you before it passed through your brain,

It doesn't mean you're a better person than me.

Nobody claims that!
I don't even know what you were thinking,

until you asked me
for that blood group.

Crap.
You didn't even think about it anyway.

You asked me, I wanted to
keep it right. Is that a problem?

Right of first refusal
I have to donate a kidney to my wife.

I'd rather have it. Lend it to me.

It's a much better option.
Even from a medical point of view.

- How so?
- I live much healthier than you.

Well, that's a good joke.

You are the most stressed person,
whom I know.

Unlike you, I don't smoke.
I go running three times a week.

and if wine is not counted,
so de facto I don't even drink.

So if alcohol is not counted,
So we are all abstainers.

Hey, you notice it.
a bit like I...

Like what?

Well, no, just like
if Kateřina got my kidney,

that you take it exactly the same way,
like if I went to bed with her?

Dude. Donating a kidney to someone,

that's much more intimate
than sleeping with someone.

So I can sleep with your wife,
but donating a kidney to her, right?

- That's not what I meant.
- But you're still a little jealous.

If Káča had
my kidney instead of yours,

so I would actually
She had a piece of it in her, didn't she?

Ale ne.

- That's not the question at all.
- So how is it worth?

If a person has a fundamental right
to be afraid for one's own future.

- Does he or doesn't he?
- Okay, imagine this situation.

- Does he or doesn't he?
- No, wait.

Imagine that Kateřina, hypothetically,

she couldn't find the right donor and might die,
which won't happen, but just imagine.

- I'm asking, does he have it or not?
- What would your future be like then?

Not only would you lose your wife,

but you would still regret it for the rest of your life,
That you didn't save her. Dude.

So just for that reason
You should give her that kidney.

Okay, I admit it,
that I didn't think about it like that.

Stab, here's your head
He's occupying your tower block.

I wish.

- Have you seen it yet?
- No.

- But I can imagine it.
- You can't, buddy.

This is modern minimalism.

Seven studies applied for the tender.
18 proposals were created.

- And mine won, well.
- Hm. How big is it anyway?

40 meters, 14 floors.
This is the largest house in the district.

You, you, you.

Well, Dano.

- You're a real fighter.
- Hm.

At!

- What is it?
- A splinter.

Hey!

- Here.
- You probably want to put that to college, right?

- Leave it alone.
- Come get some coal.

That's just as nice,
How do you guys understand each other?

- No.
- It didn't seem like it at first.

- How they almost fought, remember?
- Because.

- Dan defended me.
- It's been about a hundred years.

That's true.

You really don't want to help with this?

- I'm almost there. Can you give me a refill?
- Sure.

Hey, how are you feeling?

- Yeah, good.
- Fact?

Just like I'm so tired.

But that's more of a head thing, I think.

Duck, that's just as scary.

I'm so sorry,
that you must be the one in a million.

That's terrible bad luck.

Hey, can I ask you something?

You know there's a theory,
that architects of high-rise buildings

they compensate themselves with their work
the size of your pin?

That's not true.
we can quickly verify this.

Kateřina, bring a tape measure!

But it's still funny,
How were you a moment ago?

didn't forget to mention,
that your tower block is the tallest in the district.

I think that we guys basically do
everything is still only on a sexual level.

But that also applies to you,
if you want to donate a kidney to my wife.

You're doing this to please her.
got into bed. Is that right?

Like sorry. I'm not going to sleep.
with your own kidney, right?

- That's a little weird.
- Did you call me?

Yeah, but actually, probably nothing.

I hope you're hungry, there's a lot of it.

But, but, Kačena is running out of wine.
We need to fix this right away.

- Please.
- Me too.

- And Diana.
- Thank you.

- Skewers.
- Didn't you say you weren't going to drink today?

- That's probably my thing.
- But you said so.

Maybe I realized in the meantime,
that it's not worth it anyway.

That wasn't necessary, I guess. I just want to say,

that you should do everything for it,
to last me as long as possible.

Yeah? I should keep it short,
to buy you time.

Don't you want to mix some Coke in?

- Because.
- Are you crazy?

This is the best semi-dry here in the district.

And now it's the best semi-sweet in the district.

- That's a pig farm.
- Mushroom. We always drank that here.

Mushroom.

- Dan, a toast! Come on, come on!
- Because.

- Come on, toast.
- Yeah, I'm running now.

So, for that,
that we met again here after a year,

Let's celebrate Kačenča's birthday.

- And your tower block.
- Of course. So let it stand.

No, wait. So, Kachenko, cheers.

Oh, sorry, let's go...
May everything be good.

- Thank you.
- To Kačenka.

Let's not get burned.

When Kačka and I were getting ready inside,
We discussed an important topic.

- What topic?
- Well, what kind?

As your wife, I have,
I mean, the right to participate in decision-making,

if my husband keeps it
remove a vital organ.

Oh my God, Diana,
It's enough that the architect dramatizes it,

You're welcome to join in.

- Go to hell.
- No.

- Okay, I'll tell you another way, okay?
- Hm.

Have you ever wondered,
that I would need a kidney

and you only have one? Like what then?

But how likely is this?
please?

We take the same pills.

But what would you do with my kidney?
You have a different blood type.

- Well, it doesn't matter.
- How one?

It doesn't matter, it's a matter of principle.
We always solved everything together.

- No.
- We decided everything together.

So how can you do such a thing?
just burn it?

- I would have discussed it with you.
- Sure, after you promised.

I think I know you too well to...
so I know you'll keep your word.

And you're blaming me for that?

Well, if there's a trace risk here,
that it will make me a widow,

So yes, I blame you.

Here you go, first batch.

It looks luxurious.

Could you tell him...

So, the thing is, Erik,
that Diana asked me here,

not to insist on what you promised me,

until you discuss it properly with her.

I don't want anything more.
than to talk about it calmly together.

Alone. Then you can
freely decide as you wish.

My God, that's freedom,
I don't even know what I'm going to do with her.

What if I decide differently than you want?

Well, at least listen to my opinion.

We all know your opinion, darling.
You just don't want it.

- Besides, we discussed it with Dan, right?
- Completely unnecessary.

Nobody wants my kidney anyway.

So it's completely useless to me
information, I've already decided.

When I give my word, my word counts.

- Pardon.
- What is it?

Nothing, just...

That's actually impossible to say. I can't say that.

No, come on, tell us, do it.

Oh no. It sounds worse than it is.

So say it.

- I just realized such a paradox.
- What paradox?

Just because Dianka is here

she confided in me,

that she wouldn't donate her kidney to you, for example.

Are you normal?

What are you doing here?

If it came to that, which is absolutely
unlikely, purely theoretical...

- But I know, I don't mind.
- How do you know?

I never said anything like that.

- You said it quite specifically.
- Wait.

I said I probably would.
She didn't know how to react right away.

That's the difference, right?

How did you think you knew?
that I wouldn't do it?

I'm just guessing,
After all these years we've been together...

You are embarrassing.

- No, ale…
- And you're so awkward!

Take it easy. I'm just saying,
that I really don't mind.

Everyone has it differently and I respect that.

I would like my kidney
donated to anyone.

To you, Kačenat, and to you too, Dan.

- Please, don't play the saint.
- Amen.

Oh my God! Just say it!
his kidney "yes".

- What?
- And who said it's still available?

My kidney has its pride too.

Let me go, leave me.

- Well, we had a good time with that.
- Let me go home.

- I don't know how it is. Let me sail.
- I don't have enough strength left...

- I'll finish it.
- You've had enough.

Leave something for the architect too.

So be careful, but you knew that,
that Dáďula is building

that huge tower block just because,
that he has such a small penis?

You're like a broken record, please.

Dominik decided on the height of the building, not me.

So he has a small dick according to you, not me.

But don't worry, as soon as he returns from Lipno,
So I'd be happy to introduce him to your theory.

- Wait, he was in Lipno too?
- It's still there.

They say that Lipno is our sea.

- Wait, you were there too.
- No jo, no.

And where did you live?
You sent me a photo, what was it called?

I can't remember.
what was it called?

Dominik always stays at the Marina Hotel.

- Marina!
- Hm.

Marina, Marina…

- You lived there too.
- Yeah, there's a great restaurant there.

My friend and I were there for a wellness retreat.

- She didn't say that.
- When was Dominik there?

I told you it's still there,
about a month now.

I have to do everything for him.

Well, it's strange that you didn't see each other there.

That's not strange.
Do you know how big Lipno is?

- But it doesn't seem that big to me.
- Well, we haven't met.

Maybe if we met,
So I would tell you, right?

But it's still strange,
that you didn't run into each other anywhere there.

Just like we are there
they might have run into each other

and I didn't recognize him.

We don't really know each other,
I don't actually know who it is.

But you know, you know very well.
You had fun together, remember?

Yeah, maybe. I know, at the opening.

Your Mia.

What about my Mia? She's just a colleague.

But you somehow organized it all for her, didn't you?
Or what?

No, no, I just gave her a little
He helped with the installation, that's all.

But it's still a small world, isn't it?

- Like the architect's dick here.
- It's here again.

- I'm going to sleep.
- Okay, let's go. Let's go, let's go.

- Good.
- Careful.

- Yes, yes.
- I took it a little too far.

Hey, watch out.

I think,
that he somehow organized it for her there.

Do you also think what I think?

People say she is unfaithful in love.

But wait.

Maybe it's just a coincidence.

I've known her too long for that.

She was always a bit out of the world.
Since high school.

So the fact is that at the opening
They were looking at each other a lot.

And then they exchanged business cards.
Who's doing this today?

Is that all?

It was like that

a bit strange. That level of view,

you know, on the border,
when it starts to get weird,

but it's not quite as suspicious yet.

And then?

I don't know. It kind of gradually dissipated.

Half the studio went partying somewhere.

- And they stayed there together.
- I don't know, I don't know.

Wait, or do you know that maybe it actually is?

- Because.
- So you see.

Poor Eric.

Hey, Kači, it's none of our business.

Erik is our true friend.

He would be willing to donate his kidney to me.

Clearly.

So that's it for you now.
a single measure.

You have to have some standards.

He should know something like that.

Don't be silly. You can't tell him that.

It could destroy their marriage.
And Dominik too.

And I am in the current situation
I can't afford it.

It's Diana who's ruining their marriage, isn't it?

Hey, you know what,
if there's really something to it,

So Erik will figure it out on his own in time.

Erik will never figure anything out.
He is too willing and kind for that.

Unlike you.

Knock, knock.

- Hello.
- Hello, Diana.

- Good morning.
- Hello.

Not.

Look, I'll get straight to the point.

It's probably happened to you anyway.

Things like that just happen.

What kind of things?

Well, that's with Dominik.

We met, but it was a coincidence.

Like a real fling, nothing more.

- Okay?
- It happens.

You yo.
Katerina, don't be so fucking kind.

I'm more wondering if now
I can pretend I don't know.

I perceive it this way,
that it is your business and yours alone.

No ne?

So quickly. What do you want for this?
if you don't hit me?

Someone asked me this question.
still in high school.

- Wasn't that you by chance?
- You don't have to humiliate me.

No, but you're serious with me now.
Are you negotiating your marriage?

What should I do? I have one because of
To lose your husband to a stupid fling?

Okay. I'll stop Erik.
prevent him from giving you a kidney.

That would help you, wouldn't it? And you too.

That's strength.

Cheats on her husband
and he's still selling it for organs.

So give me something better.

Okay, I'll take it.

I won't tell anyone.

Hey! Something broke here.

What is it?

Who didn't watch out for us?

- Jesus, those sausages.
- Good morning.

- Good morning. Do we have coffee?
- Sure, I'll pour you some coffee.

- Thank you.
- Well, you can have a hot dog.

Duck, I'll have that too.

You guys will get along, right?

Yes, one from a plate.

Hey, I was thinking about it and...

Like this. You're our best friends.

And I wish everyone,
so that Kačenka can solve her kidney problem.

- Well, you see.
- Look, honey, you were right.

- Feel free to give it to Kačka.
- What?

What?

So you wouldn't mind?

No.

- Hele, Dianko…
- Hm?

- Why did you suddenly turn around?
- Well, I love you very much.

And because I realized you meant well.

Come here. Thank you. Okay.

Come here…

- No, I'm going to take a shower.
- Yeah? Then I'm going too.

- No, you're not going.
- Yeah, I'm coming.

You're not going. Do you know how loud everything is here?

But please.

So fast, fast.

So now it's your turn.

How like? What do you mean?

You really think so,
that I slept so well

and now it seems like a perfect idea to me,
so that my Erik donates his kidney to your Káč?

- I don't know, maybe.
- You guys are so naive.

Yeah, by the way, Dominik told me,
that you somehow understand her very well...

What's her name? Mia?

Maybe too good for that,
that you are just colleagues.

Co?

Katerina is your wife,
so he gets your kidney.

Do we understand each other?

You're such a bitch, Diana.

Ericka?

Erica, wait for me!

- Wait!
- Look, we'll talk later.

Co?

I don't want a best friend.
to annoy us with our problems.

Do we have any problems?

What is your Lipno with a friend?
I don't even know who you went there with.

Sorry, but I feel like it
all a bit strange.

And what's so bothering you about it all of a sudden?

I can't go away for the weekend.
with a friend to the wellness center?

With a friend.

And weren't you there with him?
With that Dominik?

What are you talking about? We don't even know each other.

So what? He was there at the same time.
like about a thousand other people.

In the same hotel?

That's interesting that you don't know him,
and you have it saved on your phone.

- You were messing with my phone.
- But no, you left him on the bed.

He wrote to you.

I'll explain it to you.

Beautiful, huh?

Hm.

You know, I'm thinking,
We shouldn't push them so hard.

I know Erik is a stickler,
but you are my wife, after all,

So I should probably give you that kidney.

But?

I guess so, right?

Good luck, health,

Good luck and health.

Good luck, dear Kachenko.

Good luck, health.

- What is it?
- Your birthday cake, darling.

Yes.

Well, thank you.

So what do you say to that?

- It's interesting as a cake, isn't it?
- Peck.

You wouldn't believe it,
How difficult it was to explain to the pastry chef,

that dent on top
must have certain dimensions.

And also that the distance from the base
it just has to be in a certain proportion.

It has to, it simply has to. Otherwise, the whole thing would… Wow!

- I have to get away.
- Sure.

- And you won't cut it?
- But feel free to do it yourself.

Isn't that a shame?
This is truly a work of art.

- I think he deserves it.
- No! I won't let you. No!

Better me! Feel free to cut me up.

- Duck! Your phone is ringing!
- Yes!

I'm running!

We'll take it all. So. Like this.

What is it?

So will you pick it up?

Hello?

Yes.

Jeje.

Because.

Thank you.

- What did they say?
- Co?

Well, what did they want?

No…

Well, it just turned out that...

Or, they simply wanted to inform me that...

Jesus Christ, Kači, just say it.

They changed our results.

What?

Well, the woman from the lab called,
She apologized profusely,

that it will happen someday,
they have thousands of samples there.

And what does that mean? Or…

That means there's nothing wrong with me, but there's nothing wrong with you.

They ruined my whole life.

- I'm going to need a shot.
- Yeah, that's a good idea, buddy.

Hey, now you feel like

that your life has shrunk
just for this, but...

- And how much time do I have?
- Calm down.

There's always the option of dialysis.

Yes, yes.

But that's only for a few years.

And I'll have to be there all the time too
At the hospital, you said.

Then there's the transplant.

Yeah, sure, sure.

So, that means,

that if I get a replacement kidney,
tak neumřu.

- Of course I do.
- Because.

- It'll be fine, don't worry.
- Because.

But…

If I don't get it, then...

Hey, buddy, don't forget,
that my offer still stands.

Nothing changes for me, I don't care,
Should I give my kidney to Kačena or to you?

You're kind, but that won't be necessary.
Because I'm giving it to you.

- Just plan B.
- Co?

Hm.

No. No.

- No.
- We won't discuss it.

You simply have two options.
Sometimes the body won't accept the organ,

so it's good to have insurance.

- Am I a bad person?
- But.

I am, right?

- I'm a bad person.
- How did you figure that out?

How about

I treated you well when I
It looked like you needed a kidney?

I don't deserve you.

I'm a shit!

Shit!

Hey, girls, will you leave us alone?
for a moment alone?

We'll talk like men here.

Hey, have a drink.

Already…

- I live like that too.
- Have you been living since you were sixteen?

But I don't care.

Am I making forums?

I have three.

I don't need...

Hey, come here, let's sing mine, okay?

Marina, Marina…

- I don't want to.
- Wait!

- I don't want to.
- Don't blink.

It's their fault! My damn kidneys!

And what happens next?

Marinko, Marinko,

Marinko.

Marina, Marina, Marina.

I have to build that house!

I have to build.

- You know where it is.
- Why me? No!

How are they doing?

I don't know.

Well, we'll see.

- You vole.
- Thank you for your support.

You're a real friend.

Well, yes, Dane.

I want to tell you that I'm still standing guard.

And if you're afraid you're alone in this,
You're not like that.

You vole.

When you say it like that, then...

Curve!

Jesus, I feel sick.

No.

So it's really hard not to cry.

Erik, I'm really, really sorry,
What I said about you yesterday,

about your health, that you smoke and so on.

But that's what you've been saying all evening. I'm saying

okay.

Dude, or...

That's actually it, man,
a rare moment of honesty.

Who will give it today?

- Few people tell someone this openly.
- No, mainly, it's not true.

Erik, that's not true!

You are in excellent shape.

For your age. Even if you smoke and drink.

Excellent.

I thank you,
I really appreciate it.

- Because you're a real friend.
- Because.

And how I had hints
on that tower of yours,

ne, go, vice versa,
That's a dignified building.

- Right, girls?
- Oh, sure.

How I dug into you so much,
that it looks like...

I know, I know, I didn't take it seriously.

- Because that's not true either.
- It's not.

It is not.

Even Dominik would refute that.

Why Dominic?

What the fuck, Dominic?

Like... As for our project,

that no one compensates for anything. Do you understand?

Neither Dominik nor I have a small penis.

No.

We are more than satisfied.

in this direction.

Well, at least I do.

Already?

As for Dominik's dispositions,
So I don't know anything.

Not me.

You knew it.

What did I know?

You vole!

I believed you were a friend.

Wait, what was I supposed to know?

Erik, I'm not hiding anything from you.

But mushrooms, you know very well what I mean.

Dominik?

You are, you...

You were the one who set up Dominik for my wife?

- I didn't match Diana with anyone.
- Won't you stop? You're drunk.

- Nobody.
- Okay, so he didn't match.

But you knew it.
You knew and didn't tell me?

To my friend who
By the way, is he donating his kidney?

Erik, please listen to me.
Erik, listen to me, I...

That's completely different than you think, you know?

We only know it for a little while longer than,
that Dan's kidney is not working.

Ah. So you know that too.

- Can I ask what kind of person you are?
- Thank you, Kateřina.

I'm glad I can trust you,
You're still a friend.

Yes, you can.
That's why I don't tell him everything.

What all? I want to hear it.

You think you can throw it at me
Any trouble and I'll bite.

I don't understand you at all.
I want to hear it here and now and from you.

I won't talk to you in this state.

Yeah? But I want to hear it.
And I won't leave here,

until you tell me,
What exactly is she referring to?

- How do I know what he's referring to?
- Don't you know? I'll remind you.

Organ trafficking.

Okay. Okay.

Please.

Yesterday, while you were still sleeping,
so I told her,

that I will agree to that
to donate a kidney to her,

when she keeps it for herself in return
the matter with Dominik.

I only did it because...
that I love you.

I think one stupid fling can't

to destroy such a beautiful relationship,
which we have together.

The end, the end, hey,

I really don't give a damn about this.

I'm just going for a walk,
because I really have no words.

And you guys go to hell.

- Erik!
- No?

- And your offer still stands?
- But you know that, right?

Even if you're a jerk,
So I'll give you my kidney.

- And do you know why?
- No.

Because I'm not an asshole.
Like probably the only one here.

I knew absolutely nothing about it.

My word is valid.

- I'll take this, it's mine.
- That's mine.

But feel free to take it. No!

- Take it easy...
- You vole.

- Leave me!
- Erik!

You're quite a sadist, aren't you?

Sorry, Diana,
but you are entirely to blame for this.

I'm sorry, Diana,
But Kačka is right about this.

Like, it's all your fault.

And you're the one saying that?

What are you referring to now?

Maybe she should ask you,
What are you referring to?

Someone is testing us here.
psychological stupid games, or…

Look, we weren't talking about anything else,
than about your phallic tower,

damn Lipno and damn Dominik.

So don't act like you're poor.

Sorry, Diana, but I hope there's nothing strange.
because we were solving that tower block,

which I am by the way
designed with Dominik

and which is not fucking phallic at all!

Let me remind you,
that we come here every year because

to celebrate here
your wife's birthday.

But feel free to celebrate.
that little dick of yours.

That's it, what?

Yeah, he already boasted to you,
What will be hanging there?

What will hang where?

Like just between us,
Dominik suspects you,

that you added two floors to the house
just because

to provide adequate space
That artist of yours.

- Be quiet!
- I think you more than fucked him.

Jesus, sorry, she earned it.

Jesus, you're embarrassing, Diana.

Do you think anyone here will eat it?

To torment a poor invalid like this
without a kidney?

So ask him, poor thing,
disabled people without kidneys,

what he does at work.

I don't think it's entirely fair.
Throwing Dominika at me.

Go to hell, okay? Seriously!
Like get out of here!

Ts!

This is our cottage!

So...

I mean, I hope you didn't believe her.
not a word of what she said here.

Why? What did she say?

So obviously she accused me here
from the affair with Mia.

Which only makes me...

He designs the decoration.

- So it's not true?
- Co?

- You're not having an affair?
- Of course not.

You've never been very good at it, have you?
Why have you never been able to hide anything from me?

You can't lie, Dan.

You've been going at it together for almost a year.

Do you think I don't know anything?

I was hoping for a while,
that they'll let you go after a few weeks, but...

I'll end it.

Right now. I'm going to call her, okay?

I don't care anymore.

Listen, that kidney,

That's the signal I got from above.

Don't be ridiculous, Dan, please.

I just want to say, let's start over.

Please. I can't live without you.

You've been doing pretty well the last few years.

Decide to do it
It wasn't easy at all,

but you will have to
just somehow manage on your own.

- Because I'm leaving you, Dan.
- No, no.

Kateřina, no, don't do that. Kateřina, come on...

- I love you, honey.
- It's not just about Mia.

If you happen to think so.

The point is that in reality
You only love yourself.

And your house.

Are you trying to say I don't love you?

A man who loves his wife,
would donate his kidney to her.

He wouldn't care if he could handle being here.
physically fit for his tower.

And you just can't get away with it, Dan.

I would give you my kidney immediately.

If you need it.

What if I needed it?

I need it.

Wait, it's you...
Did you make this up?

Yeah, yeah, both of our kidneys are fine.
It seemed like an interesting test to me.

Probably not, like!

Seriously?
Are you telling me you made that up?

- Are you just telling me that, so calmly?
- When I finally decided,

so my chronic migraine
You let yourself fall.

You're kidding.
What about Erik and Diana? Aren't you crazy?

- What's wrong with her?
- What's wrong with her?

What's up with him?
You may have ruined their marriage.

They are people in their own right, aren't they?
They must decide for themselves,

if they are worth it
to continue living in such a marriage.

So there was no lab?
No hospital called you yesterday?

No.

- So who was it?
- Nobody.

How the fuck is no one?

We have a backup phone here.

And where are you going now?

Away.

Forever.

I'll leave the car in front of your house,
You can't drive now anyway.

When love lacks a giver,

Who am I with?

Every day with you is a lie.

As soon as you get up, from morning until night.

Yes, I will eat.

And by the way…

Already…

I can't anymore. I can't.

We always found a way,

even though we didn't know where to go.

The biggest mistake of my tests

is that you can't hide from them.

At this stage, I'm at a loss for words.

Have a nice day, I'm moving tomorrow.

But apart.

I will not forgive you in Lipno or in Ústí nad Labem.

as many missteps as there are floors in a skyscraper.

Already…

That's it.

We always found a way,

even though we didn't know where to go.

The biggest mistake of my tests

is that you can't hide from them.

We always found a way,

even though we didn't know where to go.

The biggest mistake of my tests

is that you can't hide from them.

Hide from them.

I'm not letting you out.
In the hallway, in the store, in my apartment.

I'm not letting you out.
In the cabin, baby, on this planet.

I'm not letting you out.
In the hallway, in the store, in my apartment.

I'm not letting you out.
In the cabin, baby, on this planet.

I used to ask why you're so angry with me,

But now I understand that you're just like that.

Selfish, confused, unfaithful, cunning.

You carry it inside you, that disgusting poison.

First you kick me,
Then you invite me to lunch.

I ate it. At that moment, the cycle caught up with me.

I don't want to hang out with you or touch you.

I don't want to undress you anymore, no.

Anyway, you me.

I'm not letting you out.
In the hallway, in the store, in my apartment.

I'm not letting you out.
In the cabin, baby, on this planet.

I'm not letting you out.
In the hallway, in the shop in my apartment.

I'm not letting you out.
In the cabin, baby, on this planet.

Believe me, I tried, even several times,

but after all that, I have just enough.

Your coldness and your booze,
to pretend not to notice.

I can't wait to close the door behind you.

I sit down in a chair and turn on the PlayStation.

Run, don't delay, hurry up.
That's it.

I don't want to hang out with you or touch you.

I don't want to undress you anymore, no.

Anyway, you me.

I'm not letting you out.
In the hallway, in the store, in my apartment.

I'm not letting you out.
In the cabin, baby, on this planet.

I'm not letting you out.
In the hallway, in the store, in my apartment.

I'm not letting you out.
In the cabin, baby, on this planet.

Finally, a minute of silence,
I'm sitting, I'm not in a hurry,

No one is questioning me anymore.

Finally, a minute of silence,
I'm sitting, I'm not in a hurry,

No one sighs under me.

I'm not letting you out.
In the hallway, in the store, in my apartment.

I'm not letting you out.
In the cabin, baby, on this planet.

I'm not letting you out.
In the hallway, in the store, in my apartment.

I'm not letting you out.
In the cabin, baby, on this planet.