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Alright, final item
of the Galactic Defiance meeting:
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Our plan to take out
the Gromflomite Queen.
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- It is not ready for approval!
- What did I just...
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Quiet! We can be a Defiance
without talking over each other!
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Thank you. Corsica?
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As it stands,
our assassination task force
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has yet to provide a clear plan...
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We provide lots of plans.
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Your committee keeps killing them.
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Well, it's an assassination
committee.
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What do you want them to do?
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All intelligence indicates
it needs to be a surprise.
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Which is why we need
to plan it carefully.
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Why don't we turn things over
to our assassin, Beth Sanchez?
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Great. It's an assassination meeting.
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Where the hell is the assassin?
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Beth. Where are you?!
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Assassinating.
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Are you insane? We're still
in a meeting about this.
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We've been meeting about it
for months.
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Is the plan to kill her with old age?
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There is no plan.
We still have to approve one.
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Do you even look
at your Defiance e-mail?
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Who has the patience
for three-factor authentication?
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Beth!
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The Defiance says hello.
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Or goodbye?
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I mean, I guess the hello
meant goodbye anyway,
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but this guy beat me to it?
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Oh, my God!
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Who are you?! An assassin?
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I mean, I wish.
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Kill her!
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Time to go.
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Oh, shit.
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Hey, good news, the Queen is dead.
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Bad news, I didn't do it.
Worst news, I need a lift.
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I can't approve an extraction
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from an unapproved assassination.
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I'll have to call
an emergency meeting.
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I'm going to die.
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Whoa! You beat out Luigi's?!
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I'm hammering sushi. What's up?
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Well, funny story,
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or maybe not that funny.
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Are you pitching a Hulu Original?
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I kinda... went rogue and now
I'm trapped on a Gromflomite ship.
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Send the coordinates.
I'll pick you up.
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Really? Just like that?
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Of course just like that.
You're my daughter, probably.
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Jiro! Lava cake to go.
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The lava cake was already ordered.
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I can see it from here.
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You don't have to explain.
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You think it'd be easy to scan
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the only warm-blooded thing
on the ship.
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We tried that once.
Lot of rats in the walls.
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Is that why the ship
always has a "B" in the window?
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- Hey! Freeze!
- You first.
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Walked right into it!
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Wow, Beth. You've been staying busy.
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Oh, shit! It's Rick Sanchez!
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Hey. My daughter is
just as dangerous.
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Wait, so the gun also shoots a sign?
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Yeah, for clarity,
so people know it's quicksand
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and not a brown portal or diarrhea.
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But doesn't the sign
tip off the enemy?
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No, the other side says
"ordinary sand."
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There she is!
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What?
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See, there's your classic diarrhea.
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Whatever. Can we go now?
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Just portal me to HQ.
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Actually, could you portal me,
like, a block away?
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So they don't know
your dad drove you? Sure.
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Okay, all in favor
of Natalie thumb nailing
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an emergency rescue budget?
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- Whoops.
- You're a prick.
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Stop acting embarrassed.
I'm a legend here.
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- Oh, hey, BugAnne.
- Hey, Rick.
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Yes, it's disappointing
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that the legend
doesn't fall far from the tree.
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That's a weird way
to thank her and apologize.
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- Dad!
- Thank her for what?
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A botched assassination?
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Whoa. I don't botch shit.
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I just turn down sloppy seconds.
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Yeah, their mothers hip wasn't
on red alert for her birthday.
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You sure about that?
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Red alert for the Queen's birthday!
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That's right, Her Majesty is
70 days young
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but still laying eggs
and banging drones.
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You go, girl!
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- Yes, Queen.
- What? No.
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I saw that bitch's pillow
through her face.
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A Sting Trooper did it.
Why didn't they pin it on us?
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Translation: You botched.
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- You can say that again.
- Always botchin'!
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- Nepo baby.
- Excuse me?
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Dad, stop helping.
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This is the opposite of a nepo baby.
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This is a human with half my DNA
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that despises me for the same
reasons you bailed on her.
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This organization resents
and discourages talent.
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It's why working here
was always beneath me,
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and it's why none of you
are worth eating her shit,
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and if you don't start
appreciating her,
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I guarantee you,
she'll be next out the door.
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- It was a good rescue, though.
- You got me fired!
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Only because you blew
your chance to quit!
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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I really hope I am the clone
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because I never asked to be born.
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I can't handle watching you
host those parasites.
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Clone or not, that's still
my blood in your veins.
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Yeah, I know.
I'm trying to overcome that.
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- Ouch.
- Oh, boo-hoo.
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Whatever. Drop me off in space.
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What are you going to do?
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I'm gonna get to the bottom
of this inside hit on the Queen.
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I know a guy that knows a guy
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that knows some bugs.
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Look, I gotta drop you off somewhere.
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It might as well be
the filth-encrusted apartment
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of an insect-supremacist arms dealer.
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Fine.
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I thought you were dropping me off.
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I gotta make sure
it's the right supremacist.
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They all look alike.
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Hey! No mammals allowed!
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- That's our guy.
- Oh, shit, fuck!
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Oh, hey.
I didn't mean that about mammals.
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You're clearly a good one.
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She is. She's very interested
in insect politics.
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Actually, there's no such thing
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because insects are genetically
inclined for organization...
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So tell us which insect
organized a hit on the Queen.
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I don't know. You guys kinda proved
you're not gonna let me fall...
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Oh, God. Oh, Jesus.
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- Talk.
- You're just gonna...
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Alright! Shit!
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It was Fantabulous!
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The former Royal Doctor!
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Wait. The medical officer?
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That's all I know, I swear!
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Is it, though?
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Oh, God!
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- Dad?
- He said that's all he knew.
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I'm a mammal. I'm disorganized.
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I've heard of that doctor, though.
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Classic disgraced eugenicist trope.
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You can get disgraced
for eugenics by insects?
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I suppose he had a gift.
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Did he have an address?
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Hi. Don't be afraid to surrender.
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Yeah, you can even join us
as an unlikely ally.
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I don't know what that is.
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I can explain.
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- Does your bug culture have ghosts?
- Yes.
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Has it had any hit movies
about busting ghosts
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successful enough to generate
sequels and cartoons?
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- Of course.
- Well, an unlikely ally
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would be like a ghost
that hangs out with the ghostbusters.
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Okay, that is the most offensive
job offer I've ever received.
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More offensive than death?
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Good luck with that.
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Wait, so he's too cool
to be a Slimer,
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but he's asthmatic?
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That's... new.
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A super-soldier formula?
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I said "new,"
not "creatively trailblazing."
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Jesus Christ.
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I hope killing these things
is leveling us up.
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It's some kind of souped-up fungus.
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What? Should we be wearing masks?
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Nah, we're fine. It's a bug problem.
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These little guys
don't affect mammals.
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Why would they?
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It's a highly evolved symbiote.
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Its goal is galactic domination,
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so why would it want to be hosted
by shit-flinging monkeys
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from a planet named after dirt?
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Wow! We're disease bragging now?
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That fungus is no disease.
It's the cure.
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My species has been wasting away
for generations.
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- We're being led by a...
- Yeah.
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Millennials killed Blockbuster Video.
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Just tell my daughter
why you whacked your own queen.
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Her Majesty refused
to distribute my medicine.
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So I had her killed in secret
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and replaced with a robot Queen
who will.
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All of Gromflom One
will gather for her birthday,
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and all will receive a gift!
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That's not how birthdays work,
dipshit.
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How about this for a birthday?
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Close airlock seven!
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You really don't know me, do you?
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And you don't know me.
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Or the various sizes of bugs!
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Ultromflomites, attack!
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Behold the Gromflomites
of the future.
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Soon we will reign again!
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He's getting away!
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And living rent-free in your head!
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So much for my fucking break.
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Toro, toro!
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Hole-ay!
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What was that "rent-free
in your head" shit?
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It's dumb people saying
something meaningless
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'cause they've learned a new phrase.
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It just means you're
thinking about something!
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Focus, Dad!
The queen is a spore bomb.
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Ooh, you better call the Defiance.
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Why, so they can form a committee?
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You don't want your old job back?
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No, Dad, the Defiance sucks,
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but that doctor
keeps trying to kill me,
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he is not getting the "W."
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Oh, God. I'm turning into my father.
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That's all you had to say, partner.
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Alright, should be pretty easy.
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We get in undetected,
find the spore bomb,
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and portal it out of there.
Step one:
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We blend in as bugs working
for the Department of Transportation.
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My guy Cisco will be
at the back door at 7:00 a.m.
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- Who's Cisco?
- My inside man. Don't worry.
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Okay, but what if he doesn't show up?
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What's that supposed to mean?
You don't even know Cisco.
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Which is very concerning
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since this plan seems
very dependent on him.
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- So let me finish the plan.
- Fine.
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Step two: Cisco provides us
with security credentials
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for the maintenance tunnels.
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And if he doesn't show,
what's our backup plan?
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I use Cisco so that
I don't need a backup plan.
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- What's that?
- We ordered food, remember?
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I've never heard
of this Cisco guy in my life
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and all of a sudden he's
the most reliable person ever born.
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Maybe I work with
more reliable people than you.
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Make sure my fries are there.
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Thank you. Oh, wait, are there fries?
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Oh, okay, I see them. Thank you.
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- Where were we?
- Step three:
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We quickly and quietly patch
into the surveillance grid.
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Wait. How'd we get there?
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With the credentials
we got from Cisco.
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So in other words, if Cisco...
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Cisco has never not shown up!
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Can I just ask,
what does someone have to do
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to achieve the level of trust
you place in this random man?
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- I trust plenty of people.
- Name two.
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Easy: Birdperson and Cisco.
253
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,029
Cisco's at the same level
as Birdperson?!
254
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:40,032
- Yeah. He listens to my plans.
- Well, I guess I would, too,
255
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,635
if I was the pivotal
goddamn participant.
256
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,786
That's all this is?
You're jealous of Cisco?
257
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,831
I don't want to rely on him.
If he doesn't show up at 7:00,
258
00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:49,041
we're two humans
in bug costumes banging on a door
259
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,711
until the cops find us,
then we're running and gunning.
260
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,271
We're not going to be
running or gunning
261
00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:54,755
at any point in this plan.
262
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:57,299
It's gonna be you, me, and Cisco
staying under the radar
263
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,093
and preventing
a coronation catastrophe.
264
00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,153
Oh, shit.
265
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,237
- Freeze!
- Don't move!
266
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,572
Hands in the air!
267
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,158
I don't know what got into Cisco.
268
00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:25,494
This may be unpopular,
but the Queen was a bitch.
269
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,122
I mean, big deal,
you had a billion kids.
270
00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:29,665
Did you find them?
271
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,667
We're kinda hard to miss.
272
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:34,545
- Stay back or die!
- Yeah! Listen to him.
273
00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:36,046
- Why?!
- She's infected!
274
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,506
Bullshit! She would've turned.
275
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,383
You think I normally look like this?!
276
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,051
I mean, maybe. I don't know you.
277
00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:43,655
I need your labs, your data,
everything you've got on this thing.
278
00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:46,307
- Stop pointing a gun at me!
- Stop pointing a gun at me!
279
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,521
Can you cover your mouth?
280
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,692
So it's true? You're infected?
281
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,611
It obviously affects mammals slower,
282
00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:00,863
but, yeah, it's jumped species.
283
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:03,699
Then perhaps in you lies the cure.
284
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,452
Was stepping from the shadows
meant to give that more weight?
285
00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:08,829
No, my pen rolled into the corner.
286
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,372
But even if you do cure it,
287
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:13,000
our scanners show a big, scary,
288
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:16,086
dramatic spore hive
growing deep underground.
289
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:18,714
Real, you know, final-boss vibes.
290
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,633
They're building an ultra army.
291
00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:22,092
Kinda what I just said,
292
00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,929
but looks like we both need
an antidote.
293
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:27,598
So, tenuous alliance?
294
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,600
Unlikely allies!
295
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,018
We got our Slimer!
296
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:36,482
Dad? Am I growing a...
297
00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:37,691
horn?
298
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:40,069
Yeah. Just relax. I'm working on it.
299
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,738
I can feel them... the hive...
300
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:44,990
Kinda funny, huh?
301
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,826
I hate working with others...
302
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,828
but now the collective
is calling me...
303
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,913
Maybe send that shit
to voicemail, sweetie.
304
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:54,500
Cadet, for your service,
305
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:57,628
the Federation stands
scrung in scrung with you.
306
00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:06,303
Yes!
307
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,559
Thought that would be it.
308
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,728
Don't sweat it. We're long on bugs
and short on ethics.
309
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:17,106
I mean, if I gotta be fascist...
310
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,294
Shit! What the hell?
311
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:41,839
Sorry, I brought in my rotating
math projector light.
312
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:43,883
Put it back in your decoration bin.
313
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:52,600
Holy shit! You did it!
314
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,018
The projector helped!
315
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:56,395
Wait. Does this mean
my family won't get paid?
316
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,272
I told them my death
would pay for college.
317
00:14:58,355 --> 00:14:59,732
Oh, you'll die.
318
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,401
You all die, eventually.
319
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,822
Look, I know it might suck
to be my daughter sometimes,
320
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,991
but there are some perks
to being related.
321
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:11,785
Dad...
322
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,750
Alright. I'm still human.
323
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,960
I like boobs. I like boob milk.
324
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:21,712
Oh, no. I like jelly.
325
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:23,255
I want nutritious jelly!
326
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,925
I want boob milk.
327
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,426
I like boobs.
328
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,137
Turn on the cash!
329
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:32,097
- What?
- Never mind, I'll do it.
330
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,602
I'm cured, baby! Cured human Rick!
331
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:41,231
Oh, shit. Sorry, Beth.
Daddy's coming!
332
00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:56,789
Damn. Small attack squad.
333
00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:58,749
You killed a lot of us.
334
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:00,918
Well, who else
would be down for this?
335
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:03,671
I mean, it is
"bring your daughter to work day."
336
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,258
"Bring your daughter to work day"?
337
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:09,927
It's my work, Dad.
338
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:12,221
You were sitting on that one
for the last six hours?
339
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,305
Thank you, Rick.
340
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:16,100
It is rare to find something
Bird Daughter likes.
341
00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:17,226
Mask up, boys!
342
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:20,020
These puppies have
triple spore filters.
343
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,605
Should keep us fungus-free.
344
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,315
Time to deliver the payload.
345
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,192
Is the payload a bomb or a cure?
346
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:26,819
Who cares? It's a payload.
347
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:40,124
I think it's time we remove
Gene from the text thread.
348
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:42,292
You can't respond.
It only feeds the beast.
349
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:46,296
Speaking of beasts,
I see you are parenting as well.
350
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:47,673
Oh, she called me.
351
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,508
I'm trying not to blow it.
352
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,051
You and me both.
353
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,888
This way.
354
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,733
She led us into a trap!
355
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,484
What trap?! Didn't you want to die?
356
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,445
Protect the payload!
357
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,256
Yes! Yes! I'm gonna be dead!
358
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:31,884
Bug State, here my son comes!
359
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:38,140
Let's all make an effort to check
on that guy's kid in college.
360
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:39,558
Bug pact!
361
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,235
Look at that.
362
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,154
I think she is having a good time.
363
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,449
Don't start celebrating yet.
364
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:11,924
Let's fucking go!
365
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,801
She gets it from her mother.
366
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,512
Glad you picked up my call, Dad.
367
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:18,889
Glad you called.
368
00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:20,474
We don't have to do it all the time.
369
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:31,443
General! No!
370
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,495
Check out the scrung on this guy!
371
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,747
Now you've got it!
372
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:49,670
This fucking guy?
373
00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:51,588
Yes! It's me again!
374
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,966
I warned you I had
different-sized bugs.
375
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:57,261
That was foreshadowing.
Every hive needs a mind.
376
00:18:57,344 --> 00:19:01,390
And in those minds will be me,
paying no rent at all.
377
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,559
I might even charge rent!
378
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,310
Quite a birthday, no?
379
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,396
This guy's brain is cooked.
380
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,314
Attack!
381
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,942
Oh, shit! Moving fast!
382
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:14,945
Smash!
383
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,114
Beth!
384
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,744
You can cut all the heads off
you like!
385
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,454
You'll never be rid of me!
386
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,627
What! No! Stop laughing, you idiot!
387
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:34,256
Oh, shit! Put me back on top!
Put me back on top!
388
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,009
God! Not like that!
389
00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:51,732
No! Who said you could bring
a payload in here?!
390
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:52,941
Move, move, move!
391
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,944
No one gets to say the phrase
"rent-free" after I die.
392
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,237
It dies with me.
393
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,781
I did everything
you could do with it!
394
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:03,410
Rent-free! Rent-free!
395
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,127
So, can I kill these guys?
Is the truce over?
396
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,921
I don't know. Is it?
397
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,673
Perhaps we Gromflomites can change...
398
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:19,384
without having to transform
into giant monsters.
399
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,762
I'm sure the Defiance
would be interested in that.
400
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:22,846
Get a room.
401
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,265
I had fun.
402
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:31,897
Today I am proud
to honor heroes from both sides
403
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:35,859
on what will forever mark
the dawn of a new age.
404
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,819
Not that we're gonna
be doing this every week.
405
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,905
I mean,
hopefully never again actually.
406
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:41,531
Congratulations.
407
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:44,618
The Defiance owes you two
a debt of gratitude.
408
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:47,579
Rick, pretty cool to see you
working with your daughter.
409
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,248
Pretty... hot.
410
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,417
Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
411
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,211
Please don't fuck my co-workers.
412
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:55,963
Hey, you called me.
413
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,205
Oh, shit, shit, shit!
414
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:31,540
Oh, shit!
415
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,500
Cisco, what's wrong, baby?
416
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,836
Remember the space guy
who paid me all that money
417
00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:37,504
- to do that thing?!
- Yeah.
418
00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:39,298
Well, I missed the goddamn thing!
419
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,425
Did the space guy know
you had a drug problem?
420
00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:43,844
Well, I didn't
before I met you, Sandy!
421
00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:45,220
Hey!
422
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,472
Sorry. I shouldn't blame you.
423
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,057
It's okay.
424
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,350
More drugs?
425
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,394
Yes, please.
426
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:56,690
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