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When their disciples came to question
me.

And then they offered me protection.

And power.

Objection.

Power.

Objection.

What have we got today?

Just one, eh?

This looks a little scary, Billy. Are
you sure you found this in the

section? I think it was right next to
Curious, George, and Sammy the Seal.

Well, the Dewey Decimal is correct, so
it must be all right then. You do know

how to use the Dewey Decimal system,
don't you, Billy?

It'll be due back on Friday.

The 13th.

Make sure you return this on time.

Another fractured table.

From Fantasy Factory.

Our story begins in 1956 near Mildew,
Georgia.

Where pure evil has reigned for 3 ,000
years.

Who said that?

I did.

Who are you?

I'm the narrator.

Oh.

1956 behind, our story shifts into the
future to nearby Atlanta, where we join

movie already in the making.

Action!

Silk!

Hello?

Action!

Action! Action!

Hello, Angel.

What are you doing?

Sam!

I didn't think you'd be able to call
till next week.

Yeah, I know. Linda's sister's sick.
She's going over there to help out with

kids.

So, I thought we could drive up to the
lake tomorrow and have some fun.

It's supposed to be a nice day.

Sure, Sam.

It sounds wonderful.

I was just going to stay and clean the
apartment this weekend anyway.

Great. I'll pick you up around nine.

I had a drink at Rose's Cantina.

There I met a senorita.

She had an innocent smile, but guilty
eyes.

Never before had I seen her.

She holds me so close when we're
dancing.

In the air I was romancing.

She say, you got the macho, the tickle,
the taco.

Dipping in the dew of love.

Dipping in the dew of love.

Dipping in the dew of love.

Get the moon in the sky.

Dipping in the dew of love.

With interiors complete, our movie crew
moves out on location.

Wendy and Mark hurriedly gather a few
last -minute items as they make their

getaway, hopefully without their beloved
executive producer.

Thank you.

You can leave here all day.

Okay, I think that's it.

All right? You sure?

Yeah. You sure?

I guess so.

Okay, you go before me. I'll get the
door. All right.

Okay.

Wait, wait.

Is that everything?

Yeah. Let's go.

Shadow Productions, the ultimate in
modern movie technology.

It's about to encounter an evil 3 ,030
years old.

Meanwhile, back in Millview, a town
possessed by 3 ,030 years of pure

evil, the Haynes family received a warm
welcome from its concerned citizens.

There's the general store, honey.

I think all we need is Sam.

Sure hope they have live bait.

Someone's here.

There's nothing you can do. Come on back
in.

Action!

It's so beautiful up here.

No, I think we should build a house up
here.

After your divorce. Don't start that
again.

Oh, Sam, don't go getting your tits in
an uproar. How is this season?

Good.

It is beautiful up here.

I wouldn't have bought my camera.

I'll run back and get it. No, no, no.
Don't be scared.

I don't mind.

I'll be right back.

Okay.

While our happy campers settle in,
Barbara serves a gourmet breakfast as

Billy explores the nasty, nasty woods.

Billy, don't go too far, hon. Breakfast
is almost ready.

Okay.

You boys better eat up now.

Lunch is on you guys.

Let's do it again.

Shot 39, take 17.

Action.

Cut.

Let's try and get it right this time.

Shot 39, take 18.

Action.

Well, I think they need a break, Luke.

Okay, Mom.

That's 15 minutes, ladies and gentlemen.

I don't love my wife.

It's you I love, Doris.

Oh, Sam.

Sam, you know I love you.

But I just can't keep seeing you when I
know you're gonna go home to her.

Leave her, Sam.

I love you too much to give you up.

Poor Doris.

Doris, what do you love most about me?

I love your beautiful black hair.

Unaware of the hour, a time of day when
darkness falls on the land and all

forest folk find their way home, our
little explorer is persuaded by his new

friends to come over and play.

Oh, Cliff, I'm so worried about Billy.

What if he's hurt?

Don't worry, Barb. I'm sure the
sheriff's hard at work looking for him.

Honey, I hope you're right. He's just a
little boy.

Anything could happen to him in the
woods. It'll be all right.

I'm sure we'll find him.

I wish we'd never come here.

I'm beginning to feel that way, too.

Next time we'll go to Disney World.

I'm just coming out to see you folks.
You found him?

No, sorry.

Really, I am.

Please sit down.

Would you folks like some coffee?

No. No, we don't want any coffee.

What we do want is our son back.

We're going out of our mind. What the
hell do we have to do?

He has to be alive. I know he is.

Come here, child.

I want to share if he's alive.

You've got to help us find him. Listen,
this is a small town with big country

all around it.

I don't have myself much help here. We
don't care about that. Listen to me.

I may know somebody that can help.

Thank you, Stella.

I'm going to give you this map to
replace.

You just follow that road right out of
town.

I'll take you up there myself, but
there's been some trouble up at Choctaw

Ridge, and I'm going to have to get up
there. You're not going with us?

I'm not going to be able to get back
until tomorrow.

Thanks,

but I don't think we can wait until
tomorrow.

Well, I understand.

But if you do go now, you're supposed to
be carried.

Yeah.

The Haineses heed the sheriff's hunch
and head for Ida's cabin.

No, Cliff.

Doesn't look like anyone's lived here in
ages.

Sheriff said she was weird.

Or she's just not home.

Maybe it's the wrong place.

Hello?

Ms. Pearson?

Your adult said you might be able to
help us. Our little boy's been missing

since early this morning.

Please, Mrs. Pearson, you're our only
hope.

He's just a little boy.

Come in.

Make yourselves comfortable.

Thank you.

I'll make you some nice water. Tea.

Oh, we really don't want any tea right
now. We don't have time for it. Okay.

Seems normal to me.

There you go.

Nice warm tea.

About your boy.

How can I help you?

You can help us look.

You do know these woods better than
anyone. You could be our guide, give

hunches, something.

Poor little dear.

He must be frightened to death.

You must show me where you last saw him
and I will see what I can do.

It was at our camp. It's not far from
here. I can take you there right now if

you'll just... No, no, no.

Sit down, my dear.

It would be pointless to go now.

We will find him tomorrow.

And tomorrow?

These woods can be very torturous at
night.

Pray that your son is safe one more
night.

For now, you must make your way back
before the night falls on

you.

I suppose you're right.

Thank you, Miss Pearson.

Ida.

We'll find him tomorrow.

Be back at dawn.

Cliff, what are we going to do?

Sarah wasn't much help, and she seems
like she's two pounds short of a load.

Calm down, you're overreacting.

Who do we turn to now?

I'm sure Billy's safe, and Ida will be
here to help us tomorrow.

Let's just go back to camp.

and get a good night's sleep.

I don't know, Cliff. I don't trust that
old witch.

I don't think we'll ever see Billy alive
again.

Meanwhile, back at the camp...

It's boring up here.

And it's cold.

We're missing Dynasty!

It's all right now. I told you not to
bother coming, Brock.

I knew you would miss your Gucci world.

Do you really think I would let you kids
do an Alfredo Broccoli production

without his creative genius?

Jesus, Brock.

Dick, don't be so mean.

If it wasn't for Brock, we wouldn't even
be doing this film right now.

I should be eternally grateful to be in
a two -bit movie about a monkey man and

extraterrestrials.

I'm going to bed. I've had enough of
this drivel. Good night.

You think there really is a Bigfoot?
Yeah.

Sure, kid.

And mermaids, too.

Good night.

I believe in ghosts.

You'd believe you could grow if someone
told you so.

Well, I've got a cousin in Canada, so
she feeds them all the time. Really?

Yeah, but they never bother anybody.

I think they're just people civilization
passed by.

Well, I can't say for sure about Bigfoot
in Canada, but back

home in Florida, there's a strange
creature that lives in the swamps of

Wheaton's Island.

Sounds scary. Well, tell us about it.

It might interest you, because it deals
with movie people in a way.

Remember those old Johnny Weissmuller
movies?

The ones about Tarzan?

Yeah. Well, they made those old pictures
at Wheaton's Island, near Tampa, where

I used to live.

I was scared shitless.

I couldn't believe how fast I was
running. I came to the bridge and ran

it. Felt the bridge bounce on the other
side.

I thought for sure Jack made it to the
bridge.

Turned around to look.

There was my friend.

He screamed.

The bridge broke and he plunged into the
water.

I yelled for him to swim to me.

But he screamed.

I can't swim.

I can't swim.

And just then, a thought.

Seven feet of teeth and nails gleaming
in the moonlight.

I went to the police.

They came out and searched.

But they didn't find anything.

I was cited for public intoxication, but
I never saw my friend again.

Bullshit, Wolf.

You're just trying to get everybody
going.

It's the truth, Larry.

I don't lie.

Never have and never will. No, sirree,
it happened.

At night, sometimes, I still dream of my
friend.

I can hear him calling to me for help.

And I can't do anything about it.

True or not, you guys, I hope I don't
dream about Jack tonight.

Somehow I don't think that would have
scared me so much if he hadn't just told

us that story, Walt.

Probably a dog or something.

Come on, let's go to bed.

Luke and Yellen rekindle their passion
as the sheriff uses Cliff and Barbara

Haynes for kindling.

Isn't it beautiful up here?

I'll take this over the city any day.

God, it's just great to be alive.

It's better than having a mule kick you
in the head.

Honestly, Luke Stevenson.

Sometimes I wonder why I bother.

I think this place is lovely and we
should build a house up here someday.

Yeah, someday.

Someday we'll be able to do a lot of
things.

Like make some films that matter.

Some films with some substance and some
maturity.

Not these horrid things we're doing now.

They pay the bills, young.

Well, just the same. If I have to play
one more terrorized teenager, I'm going

to go bonkers and start doing dinner
theaters or something.

You could always go back to mom and dad
in Tinseltown.

No way.

I had enough of that as a child.

I don't know why, but I love you, Luke.

Everybody ought to have at least one
talent. What animals do you find in the

stock market? Hey, you guys, you're
going to miss dinner.

Blood, tears, toil.

Hey, Dick.

Larry's barbecue chicken is going fast.

Shadow Productions. Yeah, adults.

Anthony. Sheriff, there's not a problem,
is there? We just set up camp and we're

shooting our new picture here.

We got it okayed. No, you're fine.

The reason I'm here is that I'm looking
for a little boy.

He's by himself.

Wearing a red baseball cap.

I thought maybe he might come around
here if he saw your cameras. Why,

Is he lost?

Yep.

Poor little fella.

He wandered off from camp a couple of
days ago.

You know, these woods aren't the safest
place for a little city kid.

Anybody else for that matter.

I sure would hate to be that little
fella tonight.

You folks know where the town is?

Yeah, about 4 .3 miles from here. Right.

Some strange things have been known to
happen around here.

But anyway, if you find the boy, bring
him into my office.

His parents are worried sick.

You folks be careful. Don't go wandering
too far from camp at night. Getting

lost.

Good luck.

Or is it break a leg or something?

Say, didn't you folks make that movie
Barnyard Animals of the Living Dead?

Yeah, did you like it?

Nope.

Smegma, if you can't move hard, now is
the time to do it.

Smegma, you'll see if you can find some
LP band.

What the hell is this?

Smegma, did you take your shoes off?
Something really stinks.

What kind of helicopter planet is this?

It's your number.

Let's get set up for the next shot.

What did I tell you, Mom? And you were
afraid of going over budget. Good going,

guys. That method acting is really
paying off, Larry.

Let's see now.

Uh, Mark, give me a couple of 1Ks and
some red gel for the next shot. Okay,

Luke.

I can't believe we're on schedule.

That is pretty amazing for you guys,
isn't it?

Oh. What would you do without me?

Maybe next time you'll wait for me.

Martin! What?

Oh, no.

I just found it this way. I mean, what
could have done this?

I don't know. Maybe a bear or something.

Whatever it is, I hope the stupid
insurance company will pay for it.

Do we need another one of these to
finish?

What insurance?

You said we didn't need any, remember?

Oh.

Well, we'll just have to do without it.
Come on, we got work to do.

Soup's on.

So, where's our fearless leader?

I don't know. I guess he's not hungry.

Where's Wendy?

As the crew polishes off dinner,

Luke polishes off Wendy.

Spring is my favorite time of year.

Makes everything look so beautiful.

Are you making a pass at me?

You're not only beautiful, you're
perceptive, too.

What about yelling?

That's not what it seems.

You know, I was thinking, on my next
film, how would you like to be associate

producer? Or better still, assistant
director.

You have such a way with words.

Say, if that fucking Frisbee hits the
camera, you're going to eat it, asshole.

Doesn't anybody have an electrical
outlet somewhere?

I'm going to go look for Luke.

Poor dear is probably sleeping somewhere
from exhaustion.

Early the next morning, Ida prepares a
potent potion to preempt our prolific

producer's pitiful laugh.

Corby. Peace.

Thanks for all your help, Brock. I don't
know what we'd have done without you

this time. Don't mention it.

Well, are you sure you can't stay until
the end of the shoot?

Don't mention it, Kate.

I have to take care of my assets, you
know.

Well, I think you guys are not going to
run into any more trouble.

There ain't much else that can go wrong,
you know.

Polly, if we have any problems...

Thank God that pompous ass is gone.

Motherf***er!

Beautiful, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

You know, I never took you for a nature
lover.

I always thought you were a neon kind of
guy.

Hey, anybody can appreciate this kind of
summer. You want some?

No, thanks.

Sure, it's 100 % pure.

I'm all right.

That has some good stuff.

Drugs always make me horny. Yeah, me
too.

Um, not that horny.

Look, I'm sorry, okay?

What you do is your business, but I'm
not that way.

I won't tell anybody, all right?

One surprise is all we need this week.

The day's chores behind her, Ida makes
herself beautiful.

Waiting for you, Santa Claus.

I had to wait for dark.

Luke. Luke, wake up. Wake up.

Dick's all freaked out about something,
and now he is really shit -faced.

I've never seen him this wasted before.
Come on.

Calm down.

Sound like somebody's mother.

I have wonderful news.

Not at it?

Died.

Are you going to keep it this time?

Or eat it? If it's a boy, we'll keep it.

But, if it's a girl...

The Haineses?

They won't be bothering you anymore.

Oh, good.

That bitch was driving me crazy.

She was harping on and on and on about
her little brat.

Come on, Dick. Don't you think you've
had enough?

Who? Me?

I feel fine.

And the coke and the Quaaludes balance
everything out perfectly.

See what I mean? He's been like this all
night long. You try. He won't listen to

me.

You got a little toothy there to share,
partner?

Sure. Anything for the director.

You want some, Marty?

No, I don't. All this stuff does is make
me grind my teeth.

Besides, we're supposed to be working
here, something you two know very little

about. Give us a break, Mom.

You, of all people, should talk.

You're supposed to be directing this
thing, not to mention trying to set a

example. Don't give me that shit. You
know that this is crap we're doing. It's

all dog food.

Dog food.

Dog food, dog food, dog food.

Okay.

Just make sure you guys are on the set
at 6 .30 a .m. sharp.

Right on, Bushy, dude.

You want some more, Luke?

No. No, thanks, Duke.

I think I'm going to go see if Yellen's
awake.

And you.

You better stop.

Get some sleep.

Yeah.

I think we might have a bonanza on our
hands.

Those movie people.

They're real stupid.

Our story continues

as the movie crew discovers a new day
and the absence of Dick.

You know, you guys, I'm really
surprised. It just tastes better than I

it was going to.

Good morning.

Morning, Kelly.

Are you all right, Kelly?

Morning, ma 'am.

He's not in his tent.

Who's not in his tent?

Dick, he's disappeared.

Right!

I knew once he started snorting that
shit, this would happen.

And you!

You weren't much help either.

I swear, Luke, this is the last picture
we make together.

Why don't we all go look for Dick? Yeah,
I think that's a good idea.

Okay, I guess you're right.

You guys stay here, get set up, and
we'll go look for Dick Head.

Now, move it.

Hey, where's everybody going?

Prone Dome got himself locked.

It's hard to believe anyone with a head
that large can be so dumb.

Dick is Brock?

Yeah, his stuff's in here.

Where is he, Martin?

It probably broke down and he hitched a
ride to town.

Yeah, you know how Brock is about his
things.

He's not going to leave it here long.

Yeah, you're right.

And we need to get back to work. Dick
has probably crashed out in the woods

somewhere. He'll sashay in around dinner
time.

Probably with his wig on crooked.

I guess we could do the Bigfoot and the
alien scenes.

I have to do Yellen and Dildo's scene
later.

You've got the day off.

Well, okay.

I'm just going to go look for Dick.

Hey, you're not the king.

Dick hasn't made it back yet. Where the
hell is Yellen?

It's still there.

Great. No leading man, no leading lady,
and now no producer.

We'll never get this thing done.

There's no reason to get upset. Mark and
I can go look for them. You guys stay

here. I don't need anybody else getting
lost.

And quit poking me with that
screwdriver.

That night, while the movie crew
slumbers, pure evil enters their lives.

What are you doing here?

Where's Yellen?

I think she's looking for debt.

What a great idea.

I'm screaming. It sounded like it came
from the girls' tent.

What's going on?

I don't know. It sounded like Wendy's
screaming.

It was.

She's gone.

The crisis is really starting to freak
me out. Everybody's disappearing one at

time.

Two. What?

Luke, Don, and Martin and Mark haven't
gotten back yet.

What's going on?

We have to stay calm.

What's everybody doing? Did they come
back?

No, but thank God you guys did. Why?
What's wrong?

Quinty and Luke are missing.

Christ, what is going on here?

Look, I don't know, but we can't do
anything else tonight. It's dark, and we

need to get some sleep.

Fate finally finds Yellen as her fellow
filmmakers finalize their search plans.

Are you guys extras?

Everybody set?

Yeah. Okay, Larry, you, Mims, and Max,
go north. I'm looking for somebody.

Tall guys?

Kind of bald?

Sam? Yeah.

You and Kelly, go south.

Where are you taking me?

Wolf, you and Mark, go east. That's all
right. You take Mark.

I'm going to go by myself.

You live near here, right?

7 .30 now.

We'll be back here at noon.

Move it!

Which way is Noah?

Really,

I'm just looking for somebody. We have a
camp nearby.

If you guys find anybody, shoot a flare
for each one found.

Well, why don't we send up a flare now?
That way, if anybody's lost, they can

tell what direction to walk in.

Good answer. Good answer.

Hey, Dad!

Dad!

This is stupid. We're just going to end
up

lost anyway.

What do you propose we do, Max? We've
got to find them.

I think we should go to the sheriff.

Maybe you're right, but I still think we
should keep looking.

Okay, it's almost noon anyway, so let's
just get back to camp.

You guys sit tight and eat lunch. I'll
be back in about an hour.

I guess.

Good. And while you're gone, I'll get us
something to eat.

What does everybody want?

What are our choices?

Spam. Or dog food.

Dog food.

We'll hike to town and get the sheriff.

As night falls, Ida begins a new spell.

Her children continue their innocent
games.

Thank you.

No, no, no.

The placing of the doll sparks Iva's
evil spell. Her creatures awake to carry

out their mission. To go where no
monster has gone before.

I can't stand this much longer.

I'm going crazy.

Sit down and relax.

Martin said to hold tight.

another story. No, don't you dare.

Believe me, I won't go very far.

Stay within shouting distance.

was my best.

We'll make it.

This is not one of your fucking

movies, Yellen. This is real life.

I'm with you, Larry. Let's go.

Okay, you guys follow me.

Mark, you have keys to Brock's car.

Yeah. Let's pray it works.

You can't even metamorphosize anymore.

Mama.

Sarah, you've grown weak.

Mentally and physically.

You've turned into a thief.

My dear, I've no use for you anymore.

And you smell bad, too.

Bread and rubble.

This will burst their little bubble.

They'll come back!

Powers of evil. Powers of might.

Turn this mortal into a creature of the
night.

nightmare past, all hope seems lost for
our hapless movie makers.

Or is it?

Looks like it's clearing up.

It doesn't look like he's come back. His
car's still here.

It was awful.

It was awful to stare at.

They were chopped up in little bitty
pieces and there was blood and bread and

everything.

Stop!

There's yelling.

Our two survivors, Martin and Yellen,
find refuge in one another's arms,

sparking a hope for shadow productions.

Or will Yellen go on to make movies of
substance and maturity?

Or will the sheriff kill them and eat
them?

And what of Ida? Will her pure evil
continue to plague Mildew?

Or has she moved to your town?

Where's the sushi?

Oh, my God, there's Fifi. She is the
worst.

The last one was so good, people were
puking all over the place. How can we

on with this? I'm due on the set.

Fifi, shut up, please.

Anyway, what I was talking about, horror
flicks, a great box office.

It's a real scary one, huh?

It'll scare the shit out of them.

Who ever heard about werewolves from
outer space before?

We're going to make a fortune.

But we've got to find the right
location, and that's where you come in.

spot all picked out for you in North
Georgia. It's where they made that

Deliverance. It'd be a perfect spot for
this kind of movie.

And the locals are real friendly.

And your crew, they can even bring their
children.

The end. Please watch for other Tractor
Fables from Fantasy Factory.

Your dad finally finished that McMahon
and Tate account, and Mr. Poindexter

him two weeks off.

So we're finally going to be able to do
what you guys have always wanted to do.

That's right, go hunting for Bigfoot,
camping, fishing, all that stuff. And

guessed it, the Smoky Mountains.

Isn't it wonderful, Billy?

What'd you read this time, about ghosts,
goblins, gullies?

Oh, my God. Oh, shit.

Oh, God, what is this stuff?

Well,

I ain't that good, baby.

Yeah.

Believe it or not, just want to hear you
say it's my turn to be a star.

Raven patching my floor, can't you see?

Well, I ain't thankful, baby.

It's just a beast in me.

Well, I ain't thankful, baby.

It's just a beast.

It's just a beast.

It just be me.

It just be me.