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Previously on Becker...
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I've been thinking about it,
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and I know why you won't
see me as a patient.
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I gave you, like,
30 reasons why.
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But you didn't give me
the real reason:
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it's because you like me.
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- What?
-And you know what?
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I think I like you, too.
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So now what?
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What, are you a dope?
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Now we kiss.
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Chris just came over and...
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and we had this
really great kiss.
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It's the last thing
I need right now--
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a relationship.
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I tell you, she really gave me
something to think about.
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Well, Becker, I hate to make
your life more complicated,
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but here's something else
for you to think about.
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Huh?
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Who's there?
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Hey, morning, Jake.
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Boy, is it cold outside.
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How would you know
it's cold outside?
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What do you mean,
how do I know?
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I just came in from outside.
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Well, that's funny.
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Why? Why is that funny?
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'Cause the door's locked.
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Yeah, it's... it's dead-bolted
from the inside.
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We're not open yet.
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So, what's your point?
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My point is there's
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no way that you came in
from the outside.
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I mean, what'd you do,
spend the night
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upstairs with Reggie
and then try and sneak out?
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Oh, you're kidding.
I'm right?
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No, no, no, no, no.
Of course, no. Please, come on.
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No, I was upstairs,
uh, helping...
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You know, she...
we were reorganizing...
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All right,
the truth is, you know,
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she-she fell, and I,
as a doctor...
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Fell on top of her?
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Oh, all right, all right.
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We slept together.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, I know.
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- Oh, my God!
-I know.
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Oh, my God!
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Hey, would you stop
saying that?!
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I'm just as surprised
as you are, believe me.
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I did not plan
on sleeping with Reggie.
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You know, I never even
considered it.
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Well, maybe once or twice,
you know,
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before I knew her well.
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Ah, sounds like quite a night.
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Oh, tell me about it.
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First Chris, then Reggie.
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Wait, wait.
Chris is up there, too?
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No, no, no, no.
Chris was beforehand.
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She kissed me, all right?
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Then I came over here
and Reggie kissed me and then...
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Oh, my God.
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You know what?
I think it's great.
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You know, I always
sensed there was
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a little heat
between you two.
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Really? Me and Reggie?
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Hey, John, I'm blind.
I'm not blind.
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So is this gonna be
a one-time thing,
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or is this gonna
turn into something?
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I don't know.
I don't know, you know.
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We haven't had the chance
to discuss it yet,
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but I got to tell you,
it felt pretty good.
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You know, I mean,
Reg and I go way back.
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You know, when I said
it felt good,
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I didn't mean that it felt good,
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I meant that...
Well, "it" did feel good.
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I just meant that, you know,
the, the entire thing,
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the whole thing felt good...
not just "it."
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I'm sure it was that kind
of smooth talking
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that got her into bed
in the first place.
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Oh, dear.
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Yeah, I got to get out of here
and get to work.
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Hey, hey, listen to me.
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For now, I just want this
between the two of us.
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You got that?
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Hey, John, it's me. Come on.
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I'm insulted you even
had to mention that.
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You're right.
You're right.
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Yeah.
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Well, see you later.
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All right, I'll see you later.
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You're still there, aren't you?
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- Yeah.
-Okay.
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You're late.
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Oh, I'm late. I'm late.
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Good. So we agree.
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Oh, no, we don't.
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You're the one who's late.
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We made plans to go
to the movies last night,
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and you never showed up.
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What are you talking about?
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We said we'd go to
the movies next Thursday.
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Which was yesterday.
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No, it wasn't.
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Yes, it was.
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No, it wasn't.
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Yes, it was.
We made that plan on Monday,
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so next Thursday was yesterday.
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Think about it.
It was the next Thursday.
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Linda, everybody knows
that if you make a plan
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to do something next Thursday,
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you're talking about
the Thursday of the next week.
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Since when?
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Since the world agreed to it
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at the beginning
of civilization!
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Dr. Becker,
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if it was Monday
and we were talking
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about next Thursday,
bearing in mind
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that today's Friday,
would you be talking
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about yesterday or next week?
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Linda's broken again.
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Oh, I'm broken.
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I'm the only one who knows
what goes on around here.
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Without me, this whole place
would fall apart.
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I don't know what everyone else
is talking about.
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Swear I just saw a spring
come flying out of her head.
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Hey. Where is everybody?
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By "everybody," do you mean
everybody in the world,
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everybody in the city
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or everybody in the diner
you slept with?
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Ah, damn it, Jake!
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I can't believe you told Bob.
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Well, I had to tell somebody,
and...
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and I'm assuming
Reggie already knew.
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So where is Reggie?
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Ah, you just missed her.
She just went to the bank.
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Yeah? She say anything
about last night?
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Yeah. She said that last night
when she was with you,
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she remembered that she
had to go to the bank.
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So, Becker, what's the deal?
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Are you two, like,
boyfriend-girlfriend?
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What is this, high school?
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Seems like it.
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Everybody's having sex but me.
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Hey. everybody.
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Hey, Chris.
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Hey, John.
I had fun last night.
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Yeah, me, too.
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No kidding.
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So, John, have...
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have you told Chris
about Reggie?
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Oh, boy. Yeah, I guess
I should, huh?
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That's going to be
a tough conversation.
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Oh, please, come on.
I'm a doctor, you know?
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I give people bad news
all the time.
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I'm nothing
if not compassionate.
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Hey, Chris, uh...
we need to talk.
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Great. Sit down.
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Yeah, uh,
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last night after we kissed,
I came over here
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and I slept with Reggie,
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so I don't think it's going
to work out between us.
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Wow.
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Why doesn't he just kick a dog
while he's at it?
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I know I said
you should make the next move,
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but I kind of thought the next
move would be, you know, on me.
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Believe me, I didn't plan this,
you know.
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Reggie and I had been
friends a long time,
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and it just kind of happened,
you know?
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I'm sorry.
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I guess
you're kind of upset, huh?
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No, no, no, I'm not upset.
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I'm just, uh... I'm surprised.
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But it's no big deal.
I mean...
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all we did was kiss, right?
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Right.
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Yeah, and I'd rather you be
with the right person,
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even if it's not me,
and Reggie is great.
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I'm happy for you guys, really.
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Wow, you know,
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I can't believe how well
you're taking this.
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Hey, Chris, you're,
you're amazing.
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Well, apparently,
not that amazing.
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See you around.
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Wow.
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She's really a special woman.
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Strong, beautiful,
compassionate.
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I just hope that someday,
sometime in my life,
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I get to dump a woman like that.
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Linda, could you look in
the book and tell me who's next?
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Uh, Mr. Petzold's coming in
at 2:00.
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Hmm, that's funny.
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It's German.
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I'm sure our names
sound funny to them, too.
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No, it's funny
because I told Mr. Petzold
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to come in next Friday.
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Yes, but you told him that
on Tuesday,
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and today being Friday means
that today is the next Friday.
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Linda, you are not
making any sense.
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Everyone knows that
if you say "next Friday,"
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you're talking about
the Friday of the next week.
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It's not literal,
it's idiomatic.
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Yeah, it's completely
idiomatic.
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If you don't stop this,
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I'm going to kick you
into next week.
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Yeah, well, your next week
is my this week,
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and I'm already here,
so you missed your chance.
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Will you just take that X-ray
in to Dr. Becker?
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Sure. When I'm winning,
you send me away.
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Here's Mrs. Hart's chest X-ray,
and when you're done with it,
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I'm going to need it back.
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I accidentally wrote a phone
number on her left lung.
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Hey, Linda? Linda?
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Yes, Dr. Becker?
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Yeah, uh, I-l have this problem.
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I was wondering...
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Oh, you know what? Never mind.
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G-Go... go do whatever
it is you do.
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Yes, Dr. Becker.
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No, wait. Come back here.
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Yes, Dr. Becker?
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Oh, never mind.
Go... go away.
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This is what it's like
talking to me, isn't it?
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No, I'm... I'm sorry.
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It's just that I got a lot
on my mind here.
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It's a relationship thing.
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I'll-I'll talk to Margaret.
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Why would you talk to her?
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She doesn't even know
what day it is.
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Well, uh, all right,
you're here.
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Uh, sit down.
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Uh...
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Suppose somebody
kissed one person
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and then, you know, later kissed
another person, and then...
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You ended up
sleeping with Reggie?
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Jake?
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He's telling everyone.
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All right, all right,
since you already know...
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This morning, I was positive
I wanted to be with Reggie,
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but now all I can
think about is Chris.
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But, you know,
Reg and I go way back.
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You know, she's-she's
solid, dependable, safe.
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Okay, you just described
a Volvo.
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What about Chris?
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Oh, well, Chris, Chris,
she's fun, she's spontaneous,
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you know, full of life,
you know?
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Nah, Chris is too risky.
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Reggie's the safe choice.
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My God, is this
what love is like at 50?
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Dr. Becker,
life is all about taking risks.
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Let me tell you a story
about a guy I once knew
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who wanted a motorcycle.
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He knew he shouldn't get one
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00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:52,547
because they're dangerous,
they're impractical,
255
00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:55,922
you get bugs in your teeth,
but it's all he ever wanted.
256
00:11:56,049 --> 00:12:00,020
So, he saved up all his money,
bought himself a Harley,
257
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:04,465
strapped on his wooden leg
and rode off into the sunset.
258
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:08,904
He had a wooden leg?
259
00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:11,508
No, he just strapped it on
to the back of the bike.
260
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,440
It wasn't his.
261
00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:21,675
So... so wh-what you're trying
to tell me here is he...
262
00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:25,688
he-he was following his heart
and-and it worked out for him?
263
00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:27,792
Yeah, for about a quarter mile,
264
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:31,020
then he skidded out
over four lanes of traffic.
265
00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:32,424
Dead?
266
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:33,622
He is to me.
267
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,323
He was supposed to take me
with him,
268
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:36,957
and he left
without even calling.
269
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:41,300
Linda, you should be glad
you weren't on the bike.
270
00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:45,805
You know, I never looked
at it that way.
271
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,605
Thanks.
272
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:50,271
I'm really glad
we had this talk.
273
00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:02,925
Hey, guys.
274
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:04,084
- Hey, John.
-Hey, Becker.
275
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:05,924
Where's Reggie?
I need to talk to her.
276
00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,463
I don't know.
I haven't seen her.
277
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:10,067
And, yes, Bob, I'm blind
and I said "I haven't seen her."
278
00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:12,066
It's hysterical.
279
00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:13,966
You know, if you're going
to take shots at yourself,
280
00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:16,073
there's really no reason
for me to be here.
281
00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:18,640
So, when do you think
she's coming back?
282
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,540
- I need to talk to her.
-Why? What's going on?
283
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:21,805
Oh, I'm so screwed up.
284
00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:22,912
You know, we keep telling
her that,
285
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,947
but she slept with you anyway.
286
00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:26,607
Anybody work here?
287
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,480
Not really.
288
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,645
So, I can't get coffee?
289
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,586
Look, we're kind of in
the middle of something here.
290
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,714
The coffee's right over there.
Just help yourself.
291
00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:36,793
All right, go ahead.
292
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:40,056
Well... I'm here to
break up with Reggie.
293
00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:41,563
I want to be with Chris.
294
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:42,564
You're kidding.
295
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:43,793
What happened to
"it feels right"?
296
00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:45,630
I changed my mind, okay?
297
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,237
I just don't know
what to say to her.
298
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,771
Why don't you
just shoot her in the head
299
00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,431
like you did Chris?
300
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,341
- What made you change your mind?
-Well, I was with Linda...
301
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:59,348
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You slept with Linda, too?
302
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,952
When did "old and cranky"
become "hot"?
303
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:06,155
Excuse me.
ls someone going to get that?
304
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,349
You're standing
right next to it.
305
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,551
Pick it up.
Help a brother out.
306
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:13,088
- Yes?
307
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:15,665
I didn't sleep
with Linda, all right?
308
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,665
I just asked her
for some advice.
309
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:18,768
Oh, my God.
310
00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:19,995
I know.
311
00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:22,128
It's for someone named Jake.
312
00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:23,968
Uh, would you mind
taking a message?
313
00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:26,340
Okay.
314
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:29,879
There you are, John Becker.
315
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:32,175
Will you please tell me why
I'm the last one to know
316
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:33,807
what's going on in your life?
317
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,886
And if you need
relationship advice,
318
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,043
why talk to Linda?
319
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:38,849
She's never had
a meaningful relationship
320
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:41,356
that lasted more than 48 hours.
No offense.
321
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:42,391
None taken.
322
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:43,823
Her only steady boyfriend
323
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:45,896
was a convicted criminal.
No offense.
324
00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:47,224
None taken.
325
00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:49,333
Margaret, I'm sorry
I didn't tell you,
326
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:50,866
but if it's any consolation,
327
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:54,403
Linda's advice was absolutely
worthless. No offense.
328
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:57,235
This is starting to wear
a little thin.
329
00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,470
Here's your message.
330
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,079
Oh, could you read it to me?
I'm blind.
331
00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:06,877
This is getting to be a lot of
work for a bad cup of coffee.
332
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,015
It's from someone named Reggie.
333
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,286
"I'm sorry I missed you.
334
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,986
Please tell Becker that..."
335
00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:19,187
Hey, hey, I'm Becker.
336
00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:20,626
Oh, here you go.
337
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,233
Whoa, whoa, wait, get back here.
338
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,460
I can't read this.
339
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,536
Wh-Where the hell
did you learn how to write?
340
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,229
She was talking kind of fast.
341
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,341
I did the best I could.
342
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,605
"When I woke up this morning,
343
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:36,043
"I realized that going
to bed with you
344
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,308
was the best thing
I've ever done."
345
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,817
Well, this is kind
of embarrassing.
346
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,046
Go on.
347
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,054
"It made me see
348
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,819
just how desperate
I really was."
349
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,296
Well, that took a nosedive.
350
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,433
"I mean, sleeping with you--
351
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:02,301
my God, how much worse
could my life get?"
352
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,065
I'm guessing she didn't know
353
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,802
there'd be all these people
around when I read...
354
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,276
Just-just-just... Thank you.
355
00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:13,948
"I knew if I didn't leave today,
I'd be here forever.
356
00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:17,885
"I'll miss everyone,
but I need to do this.
357
00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:20,718
Tell them all good-bye."
358
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:25,929
So, she's gone?
359
00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:27,224
Yes.
360
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:32,899
That-that's all she said?
361
00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:35,232
Yes.
362
00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:37,238
So, that's it?
363
00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:39,138
Well...
364
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,144
...this is a little awkward,
but...
365
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:56,625
Oh, uh, Reggie told you
to do that, did she?
366
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:59,059
No. I just felt it.
367
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,638
L-I can't believe this.
368
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:15,211
It's-it's not like Reggie
to just pick up and leave.
369
00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:17,236
She can't be gone.
370
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,940
This place is her life.
371
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:21,312
I just... I just can't imagine
not having her around.
372
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,613
Yeah, I mean, I've seen her
373
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,689
practically every day
since high school.
374
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:28,121
Even on days she didn't
know I was watching.
375
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:33,558
Why didn't she say good-bye?
376
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:37,662
Maybe she didn't want to be
talked out of it.
377
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,933
Did a man just kiss me?
378
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:57,218
Oh, hey.
379
00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:58,754
Thank you for meeting me here.
380
00:17:58,878 --> 00:17:59,913
Yeah, no problem.
381
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:06,630
Can I, uh... get you
something to drink?
382
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,595
Maybe a glass of wine
or something?
383
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,928
Yeah. White wine would be nice.
384
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,468
Great. Hey. Hey!
385
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,594
Come here. Come here!
386
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,729
She'd like a glass
of Chardonnay, please.
387
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,977
Kind of figured you'd be
with Reggie tonight.
388
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,101
What's, uh... what's going on?
389
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:26,211
I got some great news for you.
390
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:29,616
Even better than the news
you gave me this morning?
391
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:35,350
Chris, I-l made a big mistake.
392
00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:36,960
Since we talked,
I haven't been able
393
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:39,359
to stop thinking about you.
394
00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:41,965
Look, I want...
I want to get this right.
395
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:47,731
So few people know what's
going to make them happy,
396
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,362
but for the first time
in my life,
397
00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:51,475
I know exactly what I want.
398
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,412
I want to be with you.
399
00:18:58,004 --> 00:19:01,417
I got to be honest,
I, I wasn't expecting this.
400
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:04,419
I hope it's not too late.
401
00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:09,559
I have nowhere to be.
402
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,119
Oh, that's great.
403
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:13,730
That's great.
404
00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:21,796
So, what do we do now?
405
00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:23,907
God, you're bad at this.
406
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:26,032
Now we kiss.
407
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:32,347
Oh, wait a minute.
408
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:33,643
Is Reggie okay?
409
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:37,414
I have no idea. She left town.
410
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:40,956
What, what? What do you mean,
she left town?
411
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,890
Well, apparently
she didn't feel as good
412
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:47,054
about last night as I did,
so she's gone.
413
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,336
What did you do that for?
414
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:54,597
So now that Reggie's gone,
415
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,764
you just decide to come running
back to me, is that it?
416
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:57,840
, S n
' o.
417
00:19:57,963 --> 00:19:59,340
I can see how
that sounded that way,
418
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:00,500
but no, no, no, no, no, no.
419
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:01,737
Reggie's leaving
is a good thing.
420
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:02,845
Now we can be together.
421
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:03,969
Oh, she was the trophy
422
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:05,514
and I'm just some
consolation prize?
423
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:08,380
Oh, no, no, Chris, believe me,
you're no prize.
424
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:13,449
All right, I can see how
that came out wrong, too.
425
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:18,453
Oh, no, no, no. Don't-don't...
don't even think about it.
426
00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:19,995
No, I... no, don't you dare.
427
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:21,154
I forbid you to.
428
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:22,960
Oh!
429
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:25,330
Don't you think
I have any pride?
430
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,732
Any self-respect?
431
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,805
You think I'm just gonna come
running into your arms
432
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:29,998
because Reggie isn't interested?
433
00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:31,335
What am I, leftovers?
434
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:32,841
No, no, that's not how
it happened.
435
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:33,966
No, please, just sit down.
436
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,170
No, please, come, sit down.
437
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:36,712
Let me explain this, please.
438
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,213
Look, now, no.
439
00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:40,943
Reggie's leaving had nothing
to do with my decision to be...
440
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:41,949
What, your decision?
441
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,075
- No, my desire.
-Oh. Uh-huh.
442
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:44,586
- My desire to be with you.
-Uh-huh.
443
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:46,451
And for the record,
I already desired that
444
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,614
before she was gone.
445
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,249
No, you got to believe me,
Chris.
446
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:51,554
I went to the diner
to break up with her.
447
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:52,890
I was following my heart.
448
00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:54,554
I was following the motorcycle
449
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,257
and something else
Linda said about a guy
450
00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:57,924
-with a wooden leg.
-Wh-What?
451
00:20:58,057 --> 00:20:59,434
You discussed this with Linda?
452
00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:01,333
I discussed it with everybody.
453
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,335
No, don't!
454
00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:04,600
That was a single malt.
455
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:06,403
That's 12 bucks a shot.
456
00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:07,602
Are you arrogant or just stupid?
457
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:08,905
I am not a fool, John Becker,
458
00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:10,877
and I resent the fact
that you seem to think I am.
459
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,415
Oh, please. Don't you think
you're overreacting?
460
00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:15,485
"Overreacting"?
461
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,588
I hate when men say that.
Here.
462
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,280
Oh, hey... just don't...
463
00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:28,365
Do I look thirsty?
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